/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50272068]

>three digit hell

[Anonymous No.50272092]

>two digit hell

[Anonymous No.50272126]

penis

[Anonymous No.50272238]

>>50272068
>4 digit purgatory
>unironically

[Anonymous No.50272253]

>Minus 4 digit oblivion

[Anonymous No.50272304]

>>50272126
Erect or flaccid?

[Anonymous No.50272312]

>>50272238
yea getting to 5 is taking too damn long

[Anonymous No.50272376]

>>50272068
seven million digit singularity

[Anonymous No.50272386]

6 figures hell

[Anonymous No.50272464]

>>50272068
Just get a job
You have no excuse to not reach at least five digits

[Anonymous No.50272479]

bros i have 300k, how can i get out of 6 fig hell i don't want to work anymore or live in a turd world country

[Anonymous No.50272511]

>>50272376
White Spiritual Boy is that you?

[Anonymous No.50272565]

>>50272092
>1 digit hell

[Anonymous No.50272578]

>made it to five figure hell in november
>didn't sell

[Anonymous No.50272613]

>>50272565
>>50272565
being poor is good, whenever i am poor i come to my senses

[Anonymous No.50272633]

>>50272068
This but unironically. I can't fucking escape 3 figs and the only time I had 4 figs, I didn't sell and lost it all
>t. American with $400 to his name, unemployed

[Anonymous No.50272725]

>>50272376
>>50272376
Sir, I request, on behalf of Her Majesty's Royal treasury that you release funds equal to £2,206,500,000,000 or Two Trillion Two Hundred Six Billion, Five Hundred Million pounds for the purpose of extinguishing all debt accrued by Her Majesties government from the year of our Lord 1692 to 2022. Please remit funds within 15 days from your reconfirmed and reconsidered matured earnings on deposit with the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation. This is a matter of utmost urgency of great personal concern to your Queen Elizabeth II.

[Anonymous No.50272828]

>>50272725
>that pic
the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.50272906]

>>50272828
>>50272828
Sir, Her Majesty's Royal treasury has recently become privy to certain accounts recently audited and reconfirmed by the Financial Institution of the Committee of 300. These accounts were assigned and held by trustees of the crown by King William III, King of England, Scotland, and Ireland in the year of our Lord 1698.

[Anonymous No.50272915]

>>50272828
schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.50273156]

>>50272915
>>50272915

[Anonymous No.50273165]

>>50272915
>>50272915
Sir, I assure you that King William Henry III, was fully of sound mind and good judgement when he authorized the creation and issuance of Bank Credit conveyed by the Bank of England in the amount of Four Hundred Seventy Five Billion Pounds to certain trustees to be held outside the jurisdiction of England, Scotland, Ireland, France or Whales and until such time as the Jacobite threat to the crown was clearly and terminally extinguished.

[Anonymous No.50273306]

>>50272376
Sir, My clerk has pointed out to me that previous document digital photostat that I submitted was in error and contained details of the Sberbank (Russia) account which is frozen as of this writing due to a temporary diplomatic issue with Mr. Putin’s government.
Please find in this transmission the correct digital photostat pertaining to the funds held by you in trust for the Crown with the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation.

[Anonymous No.50274321]

>>50273306
I must apologize, good Sir. I fear you have mistaken me for one "White Spiritual Boy", of whom I have no knowledge. I understand he is a person of great wealth, and since I also am a man of similar wealth, you mistook me for the above mentioned individual. But alas, I came upon my wealth quite recently, by trading cryptocurrencies such as NiggerPissInu and BigTitsUpMyAss Token, as well as shorting Bitcoin with 10000x leverage. I do apologize for any misunderstanding.