My nephew somehow found my Trezor and somehow found a way to unlock my funds

[Anonymous No.50261405]

I has 6.7 BTC locked at about $57K that i would sell incase I needed cash but somehow this little fuck managed to press the correct button combination to unlock them. All my btc that i carefully locked over the bullrun is now worth $21k each. What do i do fellow /biz/ness men, do I lock them at 21k and forget about them or wait for a pump before locking their prixe?

[Anonymous No.50261539]

>>50261405
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Convert to wrapped Bitcoin and thden unlock them
But be careful of blockkchain surfers
If you do it right you can lokc them at the old price
And yes check the meaning of my reply at the start!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50261556]

>>50261405
You got punked. I bet you’re black.

[Anonymous No.50261579]

>>50261539
Wow how did you do that?? I know how to make the emojis appear when pressing update on your reply but i had no idea you could play the 4chan arcade game by clicking the catalog

[Anonymous No.50261610]

>>50261405
a thread died for this.

[Anonymous No.50261619]

>>50261579
Im drunk you need tzo9 be drunk to be able to do it

[Anonymous No.50261646]

>>50261405
this meme stopped being funny after about the first twenty times

[Anonymous No.50261707]

>>50261405
U can't unlock btcs without passphrase and chance of him getting that is 0. Faggot larper I wish ur btcs really did get unlocked

[Anonymous No.50261724]

>>50261707
my passphrase was onion 24 times, and it's his favorite vegetable

[Anonymous No.50261743]

>>50261405
why do i always see these posts, it doesnt make sense to me, so yea lets say there was something that could clock ur crypto at a certain price, okay, who the fuck is going to buy btc at $57k when its 21k hahaha so retarded who falls for this shit

[Anonymous No.50261747]

>>50261405
If you put Trezor in mouth the moisture makes it unlock somehow. I did this by mistake with mine, your Nephew probably just sucked on it.

[Anonymous No.50261758]

>>50261743
>he doesn't know that you can't unlock BTC until the price goes back to the locked amount
holy shit do retards like these actually browse /biz/ with us? or it's a troll?

[Anonymous No.50261773]

>>50261758
then what is the point lol, is it for paper hand pussies?

[Anonymous No.50261813]

>>50261773
the company that deals with the locking mechanism refunds you if the price doesn't go back in 5 years after the lock time. duh

[Anonymous No.50261969]

>>50261813
Celsius still says my refund is "processing" but it's been "processing" for 2 months, are they gonna give it to me soon?

[Anonymous No.50264066]

>>50261405
>Evil landlord attack vector
Anon, what you're describing is impossible, the only way to unlock it is to market sell.
What he's done is transferred your high value coins for his unlocked marked to market coins.

[Anonymous No.50266057]

>>50261405
drugs