/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50260700]

Cruisin' Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>50254296

[Anonymous No.50260708]

GOD DAMMIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BAKE

[Anonymous No.50260741]

>>50260700
I put 60% of my net worth in puts on tech stocks that expire in September. Am I gonna make it or fall from six figure hell all the way down to 5 figure hell>?

[Anonymous No.50260747]

I'm not going to eat bugs

[Anonymous No.50260765]

>>50260741
I went all in spy 370p for november. I think we’ll be just fine

[Anonymous No.50260782]

I will eat the bugs.

[Anonymous No.50260813]

I'm back after my 3 day racism ban for saying nigger.
I still have a small position in sqqq, rest in cash. I'm really bored with this market right now.
nigger

[Anonymous No.50260836]

>>50260539
There is no issue with insect protein.

The real issue is that the reason people want you to eat bugs is because they emit less greenhouse gases than cows, less ammonia than pigs, use less space than cattle, and require fewer calories to generate biomass.

>>50260782
>>50260747
Bugs are the future. Only anarchists don't eat bugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

[Anonymous No.50260856]

What if eat the bugs is just a ploy to raise the allowable bug matter in processed foods?

[Anonymous No.50260859]

I’ve had silkworms with my Korean bro while we were drinking sake. I tried it out of respect for the tradition. It was fine, but I have no plans on eating them again.

[Anonymous No.50260875]

>>50260836
Why would I pay for insect meat when I just go hunting?

[Anonymous No.50260877]

>>50260813
Nigger nigger nigger nigger

[Anonymous No.50260895]

>>50260877
great point friend!
nice dubs

[Anonymous No.50260907]

>>50260813
I feel you. I got banned for talking woe v wade. I put my yearly budgeted beer money into SPXS. Been sober for two weeks now… cant wait to double my boooooze mooonneey! I need one big red day before we pop the corrupt big green weinee before the recession hits after mid terms/prez election

[Anonymous No.50260918]

>>50260877
Classic

[Anonymous No.50260955]

The fact that so many people think inflation is peaked and the markets are pumping leads me to believe that when the CPI report sucks this Wednesday, it's gonna be fucking brutal. Might open a yolo GUSH short or something. The fact that I can open Twitter,, see people saying it's "peak inflation" in the news and shit and Biden is our hero is telling me everything I personally need to know. The market is in absolute denial that things can get worse.

[Anonymous No.50260974]

>>50260813
>I'm back after my 3 day racism ban for saying nigger.
The jannie went from being a negro to being a nigger.

[Anonymous No.50260982]

>>50260836
Bugs taste like shit. I've been to China and Sri Lanka and tried cooked bugs on various ococcasions. They all tasted like shit aside from the scorpion which we cooked over an open fire, and even then it needed salt, peppe, butter. Imagine trying to satisfy the average American food portion size with bugs.. you'd be eating plates. Eventually people will be eating ground bug patties with meat flavoring. The future is the freshwater fisherman

[Anonymous No.50261007]

Heading to a Latin American bar to meet up with an older woman (mommy issues). Going to sexually harass the person I’m meeting up with (hot). Praying this Uber driver is wearing a condom!

[Anonymous No.50261019]

>>50260708
Got u

[Anonymous No.50261025]

>>50260877
Checked for white /biz/.

[Anonymous No.50261034]

>>50260982
I can't imagine any company packaging whole insects except as a novelty. They'll be sold as patties with calcium fortification.

>>50260982
>>50260875
You got a loicense for those unsustainable protein sources?

[Anonymous No.50261038]

>>50260955
Puts forever then.

[UAN No.50261041]

>>50261007
Make sure you film it or none of you get paid. Also be sure to invest in SIGA

[Anonymous No.50261043]

This is what you are promoting. Ground up roaches and random bits of trash imported from China.

[Anonymous No.50261064]

>>50261034
I could imagine going into a cipolte styled place and seeing a pan's of assorted bugs to select from to add to one's salad. They would be shipped bulk in large gallon bags just like tacobell meat. In India its all whole bugs

Now I gotta buy property with a large pond and stock it myself

[Anonymous No.50261120]

Monke casese almost 10,000 today.

Also, massive pride march event in Madrid happened today, with over 600,000 attendees.

Every single one of you should be buying SIGA while you still can before the price skyrockets soon.

[Anonymous No.50261122]

>>50261120
Anyone dead yet?

>>50261064
lmao chipotle (ticker: CMG) bug buffet, amazing.

[Anonymous No.50261166]

>>50261120
Is SIGA treatment or vaccination?

[Anonymous No.50261176]

>>50260836
The real issue is that Jews want to degrade the goyim. Simple as

[Anonymous No.50261187]

>>50261166
Treatment

[Anonymous No.50261188]

>>50261122
Alread a few dead yeah.

Also women and children are starting to catch it. Not many right now but give it time and WAY more will contract and even die.

[Anonymous No.50261220]

>>50261166
CMRX's treatment is basically poison for your liver. Canada bought like $23m of it

[Anonymous No.50261231]

>>50260955
What if everything was just an oil shock from the war in Ukraine? And the market just took that chance to correct and alleviate bubble fears.
euros are probably hard fucked though

[Anonymous No.50261237]

>>50260342
>raise chickens that eat the bugs
This is my thought too.
If someone has to eat the bugs, have animals and other people out of sight, out of mind do it. Livestock here is vaccinated and tested, that's impractical for bugs.

I think developed countries with stable populations have reached an equilibrium with food supply. We've already eaten all the dodos and we've gotten used to eating a narrow selection mass produced beef, chicken and pork.

The only countries in trouble are those that can't stop breeding. There are backwaters on this planet that don't eat beef or pork, and places that eat what some mind find unimaginable like goat, veal, horse, dog, hamster, etc. If anyone's going to eat the bugs it's them. And no, I don't think they can afford premium indoor grown mutant fish.

>>50260745
>>50260982
Was that in the tourist area or do you think they eat that regularly?

[Anonymous No.50261251]

What’s for movie night?

[Anonymous No.50261252]

nigger

[Anonymous No.50261264]

>>50261251
The Land Before Time: Journey to Big Water

[Anonymous No.50261282]

>>50261237
Did you know that chicken is so streamlined that its not traded on futures markets because theres no volatility or demand

[Anonymous No.50261284]

Gigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

[Anonymous No.50261298]

I hate the antichroist and will not eat the bugs
>unloicensed
>untested
>unvaxxed
>unmasked

[Anonymous No.50261377]

>>50261237
Bugs are a staple of rural communities and are served in restaurants in wealthy cities like Mumbai. Not just a tourist thing but its definitely exploited there.

Its still too early to invest in the alternative food market. Not until around 2026 or so when the price of beef will be outrageous

[Anonymous No.50261380]

>>50260700
>EUR/USD
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.50261397]

>>50261377
Bruh, nobody is gonna eat da fuggin bugs. Rice and beans will always be better and cheaper.

[Anonymous No.50261401]

>>50261264
I hope you're not joking because now I'm seeing that either way. Gonna see if I can come up with some solutions for these dinosaurs to get this water quicker. Maybe set them up with a pipeline company. And hell, while we're at it, do they drink liquor? Enjoy chickens? We can probably set up a discount liquors and fried chicken spot here, we don't need these dinosaurs wandering around everywhere.

[Anonymous No.50261439]

>>50261298
I hate clown world and I hate the vaxxies

[Anonymous No.50261449]

>>50261397
I'm not advocating eating bugs. Look at my post ID. Stop speaking like a nigger in /smg/ have some etiquette

[Anonymous No.50261485]

Why are you disgusting jeets salivating over bugs? Have some dignity, christ.

You're more revolting than poxdick posters.

[Anonymous No.50261580]

le bug

[Anonymous No.50261620]

What’s the worst case for SIGA? How dumb am I for buying these?

[Anonymous No.50261627]

>>50260700
Would this work?

[Anonymous No.50261649]

>clogged shitter
>plumber is called
>plumber shows up and starts addressing the massive shit you just took
>breaks out the snake with the claw
>fishes around for the massive log
>jackpot.jpg
>latches on to what must be the biggest shit ever taken
>plumber leaning back with all his weight yanking and jerking
>sweating.webm
>be me
>come home
>hear a strange rattling
>my shower curtain is being pulled into the toilet by a metal claw
is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.50261663]

>>50261620
Biden releases the smallpox treatment reserve (a couple million doses) for pride parade pox, no restocking orders come in until early 2023, SIGA crabs until then.

Unlikely, but you can always roll the calls closer to expiry.

[Anonymous No.50261672]

>>50261649
Haha poop! :D

[Anonymous No.50261676]

>>50260955
>GUSH short
Didn't you hear? Treasury yields and energy are correlated, it's only going up until the fed pivots. Rates have to more than double from here to get anywhere near inflation.

>>50261231
I feel like you're forgetting what trajectory we were on before the war started.

[Anonymous No.50261680]

Would this work?

[Anonymous No.50261702]

>>50260836
>And as far as I can tell, you are the one who abandoned the macronutrient argument and began complaining about 'micronutrients', as though we should be concerned our chicken meat is manganese deficient.
That was my first post in the thread, I was just adding on to what other posters already said. There's no denying there are pros and cons to every protein source but in general bugs have a lot of cons being overlooked on purpose.

>This is just wrong. I had thought you were going to discuss some allergen or something but if not you're simply wrong: insect protein is more complete than plant sources and apparently even some animal sources (with the apparent exception of flies).
Did you read anything I said about digestibility? Amino acid profile means nothing if those amino acids aren't broken down and absorbed. And if you really mean "insect protein" to mean amino acid profile, like you and the study says that varies from species to species, and while most can meet the acceptable level of amino acids (not "all" as you put it) there's significance evidence it isn't absorbed well even with minimal human trials

[Anonymous No.50261719]

>>50261680
funds
are
safu

[Anonymous No.50261738]

Ultimate bobo scenario. Say the schizophrenics shitposting on /biz/ /pol/ and some /g/ are right about zero actual growth and it all being internet marketing ecommerce funny money. How far back do you think they would be right in terms of stonks correcting? 2010-2012 early post housing crash stimulus? Mid dotcom bubble 1998-1999? Mid bush jr 2004-2005? How far do you think jerome can keep ticking that interest rate up and move the time machine backwards before they break down?

[Anonymous No.50261802]

Wtf /Smg/ I’m out here using my building’s communal grill and I can hear some girl speaking Chinese

[Anonymous No.50261816]

snails are a delicacy in some countries, at least show some gratitude that insects are becoming more accessible to the public. they also leave a smaller carbon footprint when processed in comparison to meat so its better for the environment

[Anonymous No.50261832]

>>50261816
Snails aren’t insects they’re mollusks

[Anonymous No.50261837]

>>50260700
does anyone have the meme where a doom style wojack is watching the screen with a big red candle?

[Anonymous No.50261852]

/smg/ bears are always wrong, especially when they start babbling about schizo bear catastrophe scenarios to feel important. i only respect bulls because all they think is number go up.

[Anonymous No.50261860]

>>50261738
Bro they have been printing like mad. To go back to 2012 “levels” would still be massive “gains”.

[Anonymous No.50261861]

>>50261852
Sir we only talk about bugs here.

[Anonymous No.50261878]

>2 more weeks until PSTH liquidates

[Anonymous No.50261904]

>>50261832
your mums pussy is a mollusk

[Anonymous No.50261922]

>>50261860
>2012 levels "massive gains"
That would cut the SP500 into a third. If you think thats still "massive" then mid 90s stock indices would be "healthy". Thats some hardcore boboism.

[Anonymous No.50261976]

>>50261802
Fellow rentie
I must escape this fate

[Anonymous No.50261980]

>>50261922
Just meant from that perspective. To go back to 2012 prices would mean a MUCH MUCH worse market than 2012, that would be a shitload of worthless dollars

[Anonymous No.50262015]

>>50261976
Yeah rent is going up like $600 soon….
At least they have a nice grill

[Anonymous No.50262016]

>>50261620
>OTM calls on a meme that you're early to
I dont like it sir

[Anonymous No.50262040]

>>50260700

I found a strategy, but I don't know if it actually works...

Steps:

1) buy 500 UPRO shares.
2) run the wheel strategy to collect premiums.
3) use premiums to buy deep (and thus cheap) OTM LEAPS calls AND puts.
4) ????
5) profit from every market condition.

Bull market? Profit 1000%+ from deep OTM calls, which outweigh the costs of buying deep OTM puts.
Bear market? Profit 1000%+ from deep OTM puts, which outweigh the costs of buying deep OTM calls.
Kangaroo market? Profit from premiums of running the wheel strategy.
Crab market? Profit from premiums again.
Slow bull market? Profit from premiums again.
Slow bear market? Profit from premiums again.

HOW the FUCK do you lose with this strategy? If UPRO is too "risky," then run the strategy on SPY if you could afford it. Other than that, it sounds fucking perfect...

[Anonymous No.50262049]

I hear people talk about 3,6,12mo t-bills, but when I look up buying them I just see 13week, 26 week and 52 week? I realize that is really close to 3,6,12mo, but is that what they mean?

[Anonymous No.50262067]

Oh shit my burger’s are on fire

[Anonymous No.50262122]

>>50262067
make sure to take a selfie with the soi face before putting them out

[Anonymous No.50262145]

19 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Starship Troopers bcuz I've been thinking about warhammer all week and the Austrian rat film was bungled several times in a row, sry ratty next week

[Anonymous No.50262166]

>>50262040
You're just running a covered collar while also buying otm calls
It'd do ok in neutral underlyings, of which, upro probably wouldn't be.

[Anonymous No.50262189]

>>50262145
I waited all week for Code Liloco, you will pay

[Anonymous No.50262214]

>>50262016
>>50261620
There now that I had a chance to sit down, let me explain it.
Why did you buy options instead of long shares? You wanted leverage, more efficient use of capital. So you took on the risk that your principal would potentially be wasted. Fine.
You took the furthest dated options, which is a good idea, but you got them OTM, which is not a good idea. As theta decay hits, your contracts will lose value. Even if the contracts expire ITM, you will stuff suffer a loss unless they reach above $18.30 a share - and that's just to break even. Normally when doing leaps, you buy deep ITM options so that even if you get it wrong, you can roll the contracts to keep some of your capital.

Secondly, look at your greeks. Every $1 in SIGA means a move of +/- $989 of contract value. Every day you lose $21 due to theta. You're also long gamma and vega, but volatility is quite high - it's mean-reverting, meaning you will also get hit with IV crush. What happens if it reaches $15, and then crabs for 3 months? Volatility will drop and you still lose.
Look at the spread I provided. You sell puts ATM and buy calls ATM. You use the credit from the puts to offset the cost of the calls. You now have a delta of $1700 per $1 movement, only lose $2 a day, and vega exposure is greatly reduced. You don't care how volatile the stock is. This spread also cost half of the position you entered.

The catch? If the price drops, you might get assigned, forcing you to have the money onhand to buy the shares directly (you were bullish anyways). You also have negative gamma, which can be risky if the stock moves sharply up or down in a given day (+/- 25% or something)

[Anonymous No.50262309]

if new york is hours ahead of california, wouldn't this mean they always get a trade advantage since they know the price of stocks before it hits california's time? how is this faie? have we just been cucked in the market, CA bros?

[Anonymous No.50262314]

>>50261837
This one?

[Anonymous No.50262326]

>>50262309
You joke, but I saw people think this about 9/11 and China "not warning the US"

[Anonymous No.50262335]

>>50262145
Thats a fucking banger but I might be asleep.

[Anonymous No.50262343]

>Reminder
the economy is shit and if you are long you are betting against logic.

[Anonymous No.50262367]

>>50262214
>You also have negative gamma, which can be risky if the stock moves sharply up or down in a given day (+/- 25% or something)
Note that that is an extremely real possibility with that particular ticker.

[Anonymous No.50262376]

Movie night movie night get in here! Tonite's feature is Starship Troopers (1997)!

[Anonymous No.50262396]

>natty gas plant blew up
Bullish or bearish for my boil? If nat gas went up based on low stockpiles another plant down means shortages and higher future commodity price right? While some of the individual gassers suffer losses.

[Anonymous No.50262427]

>>50262367
I know gamma is highest somewhere near ATM; I know it's sort of a parabolic/normal curve sort of shape, but I can't really intuit why moving up or down both results in an increase in gamma, or how that's bad. Still learning.

>>50262396
/cmmg/ suggested that a shadow economic war is playing out, so as to prevent EU from having cheaper gas

[Anonymous No.50262449]

>>50261702
>amino acids aren't broken down
You don't know what you're talking about. Proteins are broken down into amino acids. That's why I asked if you to name what proteins are not being attacked by gastric fluid.

[Anonymous No.50262452]

>>50262427
The easiest explanation is always the correct one: niggers. But it should be bullish for contracts spot price right? To tighten inventories.

[Anonymous No.50262463]

>>50262396
You should probably not be holding BOIL if you don't know that or how to look up information about the plant in question.

>>50262427
Yeah, I'm not critiquing what you said about that options strategy in general or how gamma plays out. But SIGA is not, say, KO or AAPL.

[Anonymous No.50262473]

>>50262343
>betting against logic
Bobos are betting against logic, the Fed ALWAYS pivots and this time isn't different. The bond market already has a massive pivot priced in starting January 2023, you aren't smarter than the bond market.

[Anonymous No.50262494]

>>50262463
Im asking about the logic to it -- oilers would have a lot of experience with it.

[Market bull run until OCTOBER 24, then it crashes No.50262517]

hello

[Anonymous No.50262541]

>>50262494
BOIL holds (cheaper) US LNG contracts and not (expensive) Euro ones. Certain companies make money exporting that cheaper US gas to Europe via terminals like the one that blew up.

So a blown up terminal weakens that arbitrage (pushing down US prices and causing Euro prices to skyrocket).

Now the next fun news story you should go research is the EPA vs. Cheniere's turbines.

[Anonymous No.50262585]

>>50262463
>Yeah, I'm not critiquing what you said about that options strategy in general or how gamma plays out
I realize this, but I guess I'll have to have a hard think about why I can't intuit it then.

[Anonymous No.50262596]

>>50260813
/biz/ mods are absolute niggers nowadays. i'm pretty sure they lost a bunch of money from their retarded "investments" and are looking for reasons to ban people to cope.

[Anonymous No.50262631]

>>50262541
Didn't know that aspect of futute contracts. I thought the Oklahoma one was just a midstream and energu supplier domestically so it would tighten US supply. I had posted the story about Chenieres turbines earlier from Reuters. I think they will be given a reprieve but only once someone big enough notices since I believe they represent something like 50% of the lng market share.

[Anonymous No.50262709]

>>50261649
why didn't you just poop in diapers and throw them in the trash?

[Anonymous No.50262765]

>>50262214
He's trading on robinhood, which is really fucky with option strategies it doesn't allow naked selling so if he wanted to sell a put it has to be cash secured.
So 1205 on hand
350 credit
430 debit
so 1285 per synthetic future vs. 430 per long call.
While it is a safer play for the reasons you laid out, it may be cost prohibitive for him depending on the size of his account balance while using robinhood.
If he swapped to a broker that allowed naked selling it would make more sense as he would only need cash on hand to cover a few assignments instead of every contract.

[Anonymous No.50262801]

>>50262449
>why I asked if you to name what proteins are not being attacked by gastric fluid.

Not how that works. xD

[Anonymous No.50262821]

>>50262145
>Starship Troopers

[Anonymous No.50262828]

>>50262765
350 debit (from put sale)
430 credit (from call purchase)
Idk why I confused those.

[Anonymous No.50262871]

>>50262828
>idk why I confused those
That's okay.
By the way, look at CHPT, July 22 expiry. Someone opened 20k contracts on Thursday and 50k contracts on Friday, for 15.00 call and 17.50 call. Am I correct to interpret that as a bear call spread? Looks like they shorted the 15 and longed the 17

[Anonymous No.50262944]

>>50262871
Oh, I meant to say - I misinterpreted the P&L for that position and thought the price would move down, so I did a synthetic put (short shares+long call) to play the downside, but all their position says is "the price will be below 15", not that it will necessarily move

[Anonymous No.50263013]

Is it too late to short twitter?

[Anonymous No.50263089]

>>50262871
This story is a bit old: https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-carolina-news/no-free-ev-charging-without-free-gasoline-diesel-nc-house-bill-would-place-limits-on-car-charging-stations/
But I've been seeing it pop back up the last few days.
They could be placing a bet that CHPT is going to stagnate from news like this even if the broader market is bullish (which I doubt given how green we were the past week)
Also just looking at the open interest on the 15/17.5 it looks similar 50k +~4k
So my guess is they did a 1:1 bear call spread instead of 2:5 which I'm not sure would be profitable?

[Anonymous No.50263139]

>>50263089
I'm not sure how else to interpret that spread on the OI (and it flagged as vol>OI on those days too, with a 400x ratio). If they were playing the upside, they would've done something completely different

[Anonymous No.50263150]

>>50260700
>turn on american finance livestream
>fat guy starts talking about black cock
I thought it was just a meme

[Anonymous No.50263166]

>>50263150
Memes are jokes that convey information, and jokes are based on reality

[Anonymous No.50263221]

>>50263166

>guy walks into a doctor's office
>he has no traditional arms
>but he has one arm growing out of his forehead

>Doctor! I can't live like this
>Everyone makes fun of me, even my wife
>the guys at work make fun of me, my family.....
>I can't even defend myself. I got robbed at the gas station yesterday
>guy stole my wallet and made fun of me....
>How am I supposed to defend myself with one arm??????

>the doctor looks at him
>"HAVE YOU TRIED GETTING A SIDE ARM????

[Anonymous No.50263255]

uranium
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[Anonymous No.50263295]

>>50262473
4% yield on the 10 yr EOY

[Anonymous No.50263301]

Can someone tell me which way the stock market will move this upcoming week? Please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.50263302]

How do wagies do it?

[Anonymous No.50263310]

I deserve sex

[Anonymous No.50263313]

This son of a bitch talked me into stocking up on fucking JumpStart instead of commander legends and basically. Fuck Rudy.

[Anonymous No.50263323]

>>50262214
>You also have negative gamma, which can be risky if the stock moves sharply up or down in a given day (+/- 25% or something)
How would the up move affect him badly in any way? Both the short puts and the long calls would be in profit. And an ATM short with an ATM long should be relatively neutral gamma.

[Anonymous No.50263336]

arguing with people in other threads about the fed, QT/QE, and evaluations is some of the best comedy ill ever experience on this board

[Anonymous No.50263349]

>>50262801
How is it you think amino acids are "broken down"?

As I've already pointed out, all the schizos (or strawmen, it seems) crying about how they don't like the taste of kosher locust actually have no problem with .gov or whatever boogieman organization controlling greenhouse emissions, runoff regulation, land use, biomass sustainability enforcement, or any of the other major issues that will force them to eat bugs. It's honestly a compelling reason to long ESG. Nobody actually has any problem eating bugs or living in pods or owning nothing as long as it tastes decent.

>>50263301
We're going down for sure, have you seen the shorts?

[Anonymous No.50263351]

>>50263313
>allosaurus shepherd reprinted in new double masters
FUCKING FUCK

[Anonymous No.50263355]

>>50263323
It is mostly neutral - his spread had +44g, mine was -2g. But instead of being profitable, he'd eat a very small, minimal loss on that aspect instead.
Technically gamma shouldn't really matter as long as he holds it until expiry... but it's probably better to sell or roll the calls a month or two from exp, rathering than keep them

[Anonymous No.50263360]

>>50263313
>>50263351
>investing in basedboy cards
you deserve to lose all your money

[Anonymous No.50263364]

>>50263351
>>50263313
>Just sold an uncommon from Mirrodin for $6 this week on ebay
It's the small things

[Anonymous No.50263390]

Saw a dream where my folio was halved. Oof. How do i inverse myself

[Anonymous No.50263419]

>>50262040
>OTM LEAPS calls AND puts.
Those don't respond as sensitively to changes in price as you're imagining. Very little gamma compared to those closer to expiry, so you mainly rely on the delta for directional gains which is usually jack shit.
There's always some "gotcha" and there's no loophole in options, you have to give something to get something.

[Anonymous No.50263460]

>>50263355
I don't see how it matters at all. If the stock moves up above his breakeven he profits, period. Gamma is pretty irrelevant to that, you seem to be implying it's going to incur some kind of loss towards the upside when it's not. It's mainly a concern if you're trying to buy back short options you can't afford to take assignment on.

[Anonymous No.50263515]

>>50263460
>If the stock moves up above his breakeven he profits, period. Gamma is pretty irrelevant to that
If line go down bigly, gamma makes the loss bigger

[Anonymous No.50263542]

>>50263515
Your original comment was
>which can be risky if the stock moves sharply up or down in a given day
Don't try to backpedal

[Anonymous No.50263559]

>>50263542
I'm focusing on the downside aspect of having a negative gamma. Yes, it "doesn't matter" on the upside because he's still profitable, but it still impacts his maximum profitability

[Anonymous No.50263606]

Short agriculture. Temperature forecasts are getting out of hand.

[Anonymous No.50263615]

>>50263606
Doesn't that mean you could go long on eg WEAT or CORN, since they're long on price via futures?

[Anonymous No.50263631]

>>50263559
>but it still impacts his maximum profitability
How? His negative gamma is from the short puts which if they expire otm he keeps all the premium short gamma or not. And close to expiration gamma will erode most of the remaining value of the puts quickly if the stock rises and they move further otm.

[Anonymous No.50263632]

>>50263349
Not how that works sweety.

[Anonymous No.50263639]

Every day my SOXL goes down I will now blame the BUGS

[Anonymous No.50263652]

>>50263631
>Close to expiration
That's what I said above >>50263355, that it's probably better to roll them a month or two away from expiry, either to continue his position or take profits. At that point, gamma matters

(Though side point, I did not consider how greeks would look on the OTM leg at expiry)

[Anonymous No.50263665]

So em i the only one who bought Pepsi calls at $167 for $170?

Earnings Monday shit finna hit $178 easily

[Anonymous No.50263683]

>>50263665
I actually bought $MNST instead

[Anonymous No.50263693]

good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.50263707]

>>50263683
At what price point? I feel like any beverage will do great at earnings.

[Anonymous No.50263714]

>>50263707
$90.13 so I'm sippin' comfy

[Anonymous No.50263726]

>>50263615
After the dip.

[Anonymous No.50263746]

>>50263652
>At that point, gamma matters
If you're rolling long calls then maybe because you're effectively buying a calendar spread, which is most expensive ATM closest to expiration which is correlated with where gamma is highest. But if you roll when they're more ITM or OTM, or further from expiration you can avoid a bigger debit.
But if he's not rolling, then I don't see how gamma affects him to the upside. If it expires in the green he keeps profits from short puts and can get the full intrinsic value of his long calls assuming liquidity to sell or cash to exercise.

[Anonymous No.50263753]

Bros I just met a random japanese girl on the train(im in vancouver), and we talked for 30 mins. She's here for a month, gave me her details and wants me to show her around.

I will do it for Mr. Abe(and the Nikkei 225)

[Anonymous No.50263760]

>>50263753
>So babe this is where I do my trading

[Anonymous No.50263765]

My kids are going to be back on virtual “learning” again next school year, aren’t they?

[Anonymous No.50263775]

>>50263765
Only if they have sex with gay men

[Anonymous No.50263777]

>>50263746
>2 for $2
that's actually... kindof a good deal

Too bad I don't drink soda anymoar

[Anonymous No.50263796]

>>50263760
What's your typical subway order? For me, it's a footlong spicy italian on herbs 'n' cheese, provolone, not toasted, extra olives and pickles, extra oil and extra vinegar, extra salt and extra pepper, and if I'm feelin' up to it I'll add those jalapeno chips on as well.

[Anonymous No.50263820]

Please recommend me a good anime

[Anonymous No.50263843]

>>50263796
last time i got subway was a footlong flatbread (or herbs and cheese if they're out of flatbread) cold cut combo with provolone, toasted, with green peppers, banana peppers, spinach, onions, and chipotle sauce
anybody else miss the buffalo chicken? they still have it on the stupid ass electronic order thing and its said "sorry, we're out of that item" since 2012
also the last time i got subway was when they still had five dollar footlongs
>>50263820
Yakitate Ja-Pan!

[Anonymous No.50263848]

>>50263775
I don’t think so, buddy. The pattern is pretty clear. This isn’t AIDS. Is it the fag’s fault? Yes. But it can’t be contained.

[Anonymous No.50263860]

>>50263848
Oh hmm... when has the WHO ever been wrong before?

[Anonymous No.50263876]

>>50263860
They’re wrong all of the time. Like when they said CoVid was nothing. They do it on purpose. Then they pivot.

[Anonymous No.50263888]

>>50261220
Same country that has "13m unwanted coof 19 expired goyshots

[Anonymous No.50263919]

>>50263726
Actually since you seem to know more about options than I do
If I want to profit from falling volatility, I would open a spread like an iron condor or fly. This means it should be short vega.
I understand IV to be the Black-Scholes equation for a given strike/price and greeks, solving for IV (eg it's the value that fits all the inputs) ... but how is HV usually calculated? Is it just the beta value (5y monthly stdev)? What I'm thinking is taking advantage of mean reversion on things with high volatility. But then IV is per contract, not necessarily based on the asset's volatility

[Anonymous No.50263979]

>>50263919
>since you seem to know more about options
Or you could research it instead of doing me like that, anon.
Fuckin' rude.

[Anonymous No.50264020]

>>50263979
Oh I will. But I have chronic stupid where I understand the mechanics easily but fail to draw intuitions and conclusions from it

[Anonymous No.50264041]

kek imagine spreading your legs for a billionaire because he told you about depopulation

[Anonymous No.50264046]

>>50264020
I'm just saying crops will fail due to heat waves. Maybe, but probably not. Gotta go through death temperatures of various crops to decide. I'm just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.50264078]

>>50264046
Crops won’t fail unless the water runs out. Plants love the sun if they have plenty of water.

[Anonymous No.50264139]

>>50264046
Im retarded and replied to the wrong post.

In regards to your theory on crops: I think we will have a supply shock. Producers were already hit, fertilizer was expensive, cattle dying from "heat", export issues etc. We're bound to have damage to the on hand supply too - flooding or mold outbreak or poor harvests or fires.
I also think sept/oct harvests wont look too good. Personally I think corn > beans > wheat in that order

[Anonymous No.50264175]

>>50263360
I deserve to win for diversifying into risky collectibles with a history of price appreciation.

Beats the crypto scams

[Anonymous No.50264178]

Hello all. Someone recommend some nice anime for me please

[Anonymous No.50264189]

A little girl complimented my beard, so you might say that I'm making it.

[Anonymous No.50264197]

>>50264175
Just remember to cut 20% off market value of you have to sell or liquidate (taxes, fees, shipping)

[Anonymous No.50264205]

anyfag here that actually creates a efficient frontier for their pholios?
if so can you share link to the excel page?

[Anonymous No.50264279]

>>50264197
I hate it.

>>50264178
Spy x Family is nice
Vinland Saga is based

[Anonymous No.50264283]

Ummmm guys...
/pol/ just cracked hunter biden's iphone backup password
>>>/pol/386000711
WTF is going to happen to the markets if there is some spicy shit in there??
Fark, really hurting over not getting those put orders to go through on friday.

[Anonymous No.50264311]

>>50264178
> nice anime
Sweetness & Lightning (Amaama to Inazuma)

[Anonymous No.50264313]

>>50264283
Nothingburger
We only care about SOXL, SIGA and SPY

[Anonymous No.50264331]

>>50264283
It will get swept under the rug. Either way hunter biden is a nobody in the public eye and the elites already know everything he does. So it'll be a literal nothingburger. Now monkepox that's a something burger

[Anonymous No.50264374]

>>50264331

The public literally doesn't care about covid part ll.

[Anonymous No.50264396]

>>50264283
How did they get his phone in the first place

[Anonymous No.50264478]

>>50264331
Breh, it has all of his texts with Joe, and the files that were deleted prior to the last "leak"
There could be things here that prove Biden was active in pay-for-play.
If its just the great cock-a-thon 3.0 then I would agree with you.
This is a genuine question - what happens if Joe gets impeached - will it be bullish or bearish? I genuinely don't know because Kamala is fucking retarded and having her as president wouldn't be an improvement.
>>50264396
They didn't, someone leaked the disc image from his laptop, and the access keychains for his icloud. Then someone cracked the keychain PW.
see
>>>/pol/385931719

[Anonymous No.50264604]

>>50264478
It will be big news to Republicans and a big nothing to Democrats

[Anonymous No.50264608]

>>50264283
Eh unless Biden gets impeached over those ties, then its nothing.

Still funny how fucked up it all is lmao

[Anonymous No.50264680]

>>50260836
For me, it's the "SHEEEEEEEEESH" as the gigger is robbed that got reused from the NFT video. I fucking cackled when I heard it. The videos from Leonardo escalating in insanity over the past year have been the single biggest bearish signal for me.

[Anonymous No.50264701]

I just need the market to open again. We were doing great before the weekend.

[Anonymous No.50264835]

>>50264701
i have a feeling you will be happy guy will eventually rebel against society, he looks likes hes had it

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50264850]

>>50264178
A Certain Magical Index
Strongest Sage with the weakest crest
The great Jahy will not be defeated
Dragonball (the whole fucking thing is actually now on crunchyroll)
Dress-up darling
Rent-a-girlfriend
Overlord

[Anonymous No.50264950]

>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

Yeah...i am thinking we won hehehe cough wheeze

[Anonymous No.50264965]

>>50264850
Why am I not surprised a tripfag has such atrocious taste while also advertising for crunchyroll

[Anonymous No.50264968]

>>50264950
nice

[Anonymous No.50265009]

Can't wait till futures open
My puts are printing real money,this week

[Anonymous No.50265030]

>>50264950
Janny are you ok?

[Anonymous No.50265129]

>>50265009
>Can't wait till futures open
>My puts are printing real money,this week

[Anonymous No.50265392]

I hope SIGA chads are all ready for another pandemic

[Anonymous No.50265498]

Can i get some TA on this chart? Also is this the greatest coin ever??

[Anonymous No.50265524]

>>50263820
Heavy Object
>bros
>cooming
>mechs

[Anonymous No.50265535]

CPI on wednesday. Inflation up again.

[Anonymous No.50265548]

>>50260955
The fact we've done this like 5 times and people still fall for the bounce and trap just shows people want to be raped by the FED.

[Anonymous No.50265552]

Shill me some stocks (not SIGA)

[Anonymous No.50265645]

>>50263301
Anyone ever actually confirmed or deboonked this meme by eating silica gel. What if this meme is really truth from the other side. I remember this stuff used to be boxed with everything but nowdays I can't even remember the last time I saw some silica gel. Coincidence? Did they update the simulation to remove this escape method?

[Anonymous No.50265658]

>>50260741
I am shorting until we hit the white line on QQQ at ~260.

[Anonymous No.50265676]

>>50265658
I'm shorting until GSR hits 120

[Anonymous No.50265758]

>>50260982
>average American food portion size
the reason heart disease is your leading cause of death?

[Anonymous No.50266014]

>>50265552
RKLB it prints money. Could explode if they actually build roggit.

[Anonymous No.50266096]

>>50265552
DIA

SPY

QQQ

All good stocks to buy

[Anonymous No.50266179]

Can someone start SIGA general already? I'm all in so might as well begin making memes

[Anonymous No.50266193]

>>50263615
This is why the modern market is retarded. It's completely ass backwards.

>Drought aka crop shortage

Ahh! Dump agriculture! There's a drought!!
. Prices dump and then sure enough pump afterwards to new highs because of a shortage.

Many such cases. Ass backwards. Defies logic and reality. Disgusting. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.50266197]

Sup weekend bros. I just wanted to stop in to say that niggers are subhuman and that trannies are mentally ill freaks. Also /qa/ won. That is all.

[Anonymous No.50266260]

>>50266014
Looks interesting at a first glance.
Somewhat risky since fcf is expected to be negative for the next two years, but afterwards, at least according to analyst estimates, it ramps up quite a bit. According to my quick calculation, could be at a decent value now.

I'll have to do some more research on how exactly they make money and if any of these estimates will actually hold, but looks like a good speculative position maybe.

[Anonymous No.50266302]

>>50263255
i'm down like 50% in these glowie rocks

[Anonymous No.50266336]

>>50266179
I second this notion.

The outbreak is starting to get far too big to hide now, cases are rising so quickly and it started only back in May too.

[Anonymous No.50266359]

>>50266336
just from all the gay sex people are having? i thought it was basically a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.50266374]

I hate this general feeling of dread. im scared for the next big dump and hope it doesnt happen im scared of buying at these prices knowing it may be 50% off a year from now but i wish the good times would keep rolling but i cant make myself believe

[Anonymous No.50266377]

Long Pepsico, unironically. Earnings tuesday morning. Very good outlook due to pricing power and demand.

[Anonymous No.50266392]

>>50266374
I've been mostly in cash but have been thinking of buying ladder'd t-bills. 3mo, 6mo, 12mo... then at the expirations put the money back into the market...

[Anonymous No.50266394]

>>50266374
You buy on the rebound, not during the crash. Keep an eye on the gold/silver ratio, once that begins going steadily down again, then it's time to buy.

[Anonymous No.50266404]

>>50266394
you goldbugs are basically always wrong tho

[Anonymous No.50266425]

>>50266404
What? The gold/silver ratio is a fantastic crash indicator. Once it goes about 100, you basically have a confirmed crash.

[Anonymous No.50266452]

>>50264835
>tfw I just finished beating off to Jav.
Which Japanese company should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.50266466]

>>50266425
seems to have missed a few lmao

[Anonymous No.50266468]

>>50266096
Still in my 20's so I'm going to keep buying TQQQ. Whatever

[Anonymous No.50266483]

>>50266466
Are you simply pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.50266487]

>>50266466
>closes fund at the bottom
>heh, nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.50266488]

>>50266096
Why wouldn't just anyone with mid to high five figures swing the Qs? Build a position to sell calls against and keep growing that stack?

[Anonymous No.50266506]

>>50266488
tail risk. the answer to almost every
>Why don't we just do (x)

[Anonymous No.50266508]

>>50266488
This are the lowest effort to highest return picks on the market. just buy and uninstall the app

[Anonymous No.50266511]

>>50266096
Fat cash position and selling puts on the Qs

[Anonymous No.50266516]

>>50266511
Do that IV is high right now

[Anonymous No.50266544]

>>50266359
10% of the cases are hospital workers. Shit spreads non-sexually

[Anonymous No.50266568]

>>50266516
I wouldn't do it right now. Probably will be best to see how earnings go first. Also CPI

[Anonymous No.50266580]

>>50265552
DOGZ
Chinese manufacturing of meme products retards buy regardless of economy

[Anonymous No.50266589]

>>50266580
Also, it gets pumped and dumped so just sell when it randomly gets pumped 30%

Similar to how you should trade shipping stocks

[Anonymous No.50266598]

>>50266568
It's too late by then obv

[Anonymous No.50266599]

>Phase 5 is characterized by human-to-human spread of the virus into at least two countries in one WHO region (Figure 4)23. While most countries will not be affected at this stage, the declaration of Phase 5 is a strong signal that a pandemic is imminent and that the time to finalize the organization, communication, and implementation of the planned mitigation measures is short.
Feeling FOMO for SIGA, bros

[Anonymous No.50266600]

>>50260741
>he went all in on the shemitah gambit

Diabolically based

[Anonymous No.50266610]

Can someone write a script for this strategy please: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2204549

[Anonymous No.50266612]

>>50266377
If it's in line with the market, good news will make it dump because memes

[Anonymous No.50266614]

I need to sneed: hot purrsuit in some hot wet anime pussy.
I haven't lost any money today, wow time to celebrate!

[Anonymous No.50266620]

>>50266544
As if gays don't work in hospitals lmaoooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.50266633]

>>50265129
>He thinks Monday will somehow close above a 5% drop
Cute delusions you have there

[Anonymous No.50266641]

>>50266483
it has only touched 100 once and no crash

[Anonymous No.50266653]

>>50266544
probably all the gay nurses. i'll do some reading about it today, thanks. i don't buy individual stocks like that but have been trying to time putting a windfall into the market and would rather not do it right before another crash

[Anonymous No.50266668]

>>50266641
I'm obviously talking about this time, nigga.

[Anonymous No.50266703]

Where the mutts at

[Anonymous No.50266713]

>>50266703
Probably celebrating some nigger-worshipping holiday or whatever

[Anonymous No.50266741]

>>50263255
>>50266302
I'm up 13% will probably sell Monday to buy back later.

[Anonymous No.50266748]

>>50266302
Proof btw

[Anonymous No.50266801]

>>50266748
Proof of my L? Thankfully it's a super tiny amount.

[Anonymous No.50266817]

>2 months ago
>layoffs start happening
>small caps doing whatever they can do get more runway
>literally every company prices in a major recession incoming
>now
>bulls still think we reached a bottom

The next 3 months will be glorious

[Anonymous No.50266904]

Holy shit, Pedo Peter is confirmed for crashing this economy with no survivors- stay tuned.

[Anonymous No.50267121]

From here on out...we heal....

[Anonymous No.50267147]

>>50266904
What now?

[Anonymous No.50267166]

any predictions?

[Anonymous No.50267180]

>>50267121
note that this dataset effectively filters every recession that didn't start right at the beginning of the new year, which is why it's hot garbage.
you want to measure the total time that the stock market took a shit for every recession, and then you'll suddenly see that not every recession is over within 6 months. that this is the case for recessions that coincidentally began at the beginning of the year is a fun coincidence at best.

[Anonymous No.50267219]

>>50266014
There's a reason ASTR, RKLB, and SPCE are all in death spirals. Can you guess what that is?

Hint: it's on the Mexican border.

[Anonymous No.50267627]

>>50267219
Evil white people?

[Anonymous No.50267683]

>>50266904
I figured the leak was in preparation for ax'ing Pedo Peter.

[Anonymous No.50267841]

>>50267180
I read somewhere that after 1980, recessions lasted on average about 10 months. We're already 5 or 6 months in, I feel like unless the housing market absolutely collapses or some other big reason to prolong the recession, there's no reason why it shouldn't be around the average.

[Anonymous No.50267855]

>>50267841
>on average

[Anonymous No.50267884]

Bank earnings next week . Oh cheap shares become even cheaper.. Oh dear, I hope you've got some spare green to strike with..

[Anonymous No.50267891]

>>50267855
>>50267841
This guys got a point, averages can be wishy washy. I think it would be important to consider the variation in length and also what factors cause a long versus short recession

[Anonymous No.50267907]

>>50267884
>bank earnings
Sounds like a pump day,unironically

[Anonymous No.50267919]

>>50267907
Is "she" referring to penis size?

[Anonymous No.50267962]

>>50267219
SpaceX is only going to go public if Elon runs out of Tesla shares

[Anonymous No.50267991]

>>50267841
>they last 10 months on average
>we're 5-6 months in
>therefore we're good from here on out!
anon...

[Anonymous No.50267992]

>>50267907
>Troon shaming men

Oh, the ironing.

>>50267891
>>50267855
I understand, so that's why my question is, will this be a more prolonged recession? I could see a housing crash or Taiwan invasion as realistic possibilities soon, but I was just wondering what fellow anons think. Instead of just nitpicking statements ">on average", what do you foresee?

[Anonymous No.50268011]

>>50267121
>Average case scenario gets us to 4800
>We started the year at 4800
>We are living in one giant crab market

[Anonymous No.50268026]

>>50267991
>>therefore we're good from here on out!

Nowhere did I say that in my post, midwit. Try again.

[Anonymous No.50268043]

/smg/ more like poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.50268053]

>>50268026
Well I thought you were this anon >>50267121 but if you're defending his point I'm confused where I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.50268054]

>>50267992
>will this be a more prolonged recession?
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.50268111]

>>50268053
Fair enough, I'm not defending it. I think that guy is wrong, we're not out of the woods yet. I'm just curious what folks here think about how far the woods extend. Also, fuck captchas, mods, jannies, and hiroshimoot for increasing the captchas by one character recently.

[Anonymous No.50268158]

Uh oh SIGA sissies

[Anonymous No.50268169]

>>50267841
unemployment hasn't even gone up yet despite the stated goal of the fed being demand destruction

[Anonymous No.50268173]

>>50267219
Falcon 9 is a different target market than these small rockets. The key for small rockets is to give their customer the orbit they want, at potentially a higher cost per kilo, rather than just sheer raw lift efficiency. However, they can't be too much more expensive than the big rockets otherwise they won't get enough customers.

Ironically, SpaceX was going to enter this market with Falcon 1 over a decade ago but left it mothballed to go for the ISS resupply contract.

[Anonymous No.50268193]

>>50268158
Ta doesn't mean much if it's a long term hold. Also higher number of cases, false vaccine promises will mean SIGA will go higher. Similar to what happend to covid related stocks in the beginning of the pandemic

[Anonymous No.50268230]

>>50267841
bro. it's literally not even a recession yet. we've had one quarter of negative GDP growth while employment and other economic indicators have remained stable. Declining asset prices due to higher interest rates and therefore earnings multiple contractions is NOT the same thing as a recession.

[Anonymous No.50268248]

>>50268230
>it's literally not even a recession yet
Let me guess you also believe we're in for a soft landing still?

[Anonymous No.50268253]

>>50268111
I think we're in for a whole bunch of political fuckery.

[Anonymous No.50268304]

>>50268248
>Let me guess you also believe we're in for a soft landing
no, I think we're gonna get rekt. My point is, that anon thinks we're in the "it's happening" phase while in reality we're at "it hasn't even begun".

[Anonymous No.50268347]

>>50268304
Oh,yeah i agree with you here,maybe we've seen barely the tip and some faggots called that the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50268383]

>>50268193
How fucked are December calls?

[Anonymous No.50268393]

uhhh bros? crypto is dumping that doesn't bode well for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50268398]

go long on btc, sell at 12300

[Anonymous No.50268421]

>>50268304
Respectfully, we are in a recession because I say so

[Anonymous No.50268460]

There’s a drug dealing wigger stalking me online and IRL because I won’t talk to him about stocks anymore and help him trade and give tax advice. He got arrested for armed robbery and I ghosted him and now he stalks me trying to get back into contact. What the fuck bros

[Anonymous No.50268470]

>>50268398
my bad meant 22300

[Anonymous No.50268483]

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

[Anonymous No.50268488]

>>50268383
You have nothing to worry about yet. Like I said it all depends on the monkepox. If it becomes a pandemic than SIGA will pump and so will your bags. So buy kore SIGA if you're comfortable with making a gamble on humanity's downfall.

[Anonymous No.50268502]

>>50268460
Buy a gun

[Anonymous No.50268506]

Sticky stinky poopies.

[Anonymous No.50268510]

>>50268460
tell him go to all in soxl bro

[Anonymous No.50268520]

>>50268158
I hate stocktwits bots so much and the site in general. But you have to pay attention to this shit, just like Elon's tweets.

[Anonymous No.50268547]

>>50268460
The only way to beat a drug dealing wigger is with a drug dealing nigger

[Anonymous No.50268571]

>>50268510
You trying to get a fellow anon killed?

[Anonymous No.50268574]

>>50268502
Way ahead of you.

>>50268510
It’s been two years since I started ghosting him and he still texts me regularly asking to meet up. I’m hoping he eventually thinks I’m dead

[Anonymous No.50268580]

>>50268460
Yeah you should probably be documenting what he's doing. And also buying a gun which hopefully your state allows.

The real lesson here is to avoid psychos even for casual conversation

[Anonymous No.50268592]

>>50268520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfNM3imjrD8

[Anonymous No.50268598]

>>50268571
>>50268574
>>50268580
The only way to deal with psychos is to out psycho them
Recommend meeting him but show up in a onesie. Start with a nice drink at starbucks then maybe head to walmart later to pick up picnic supplies? You know it's peak summer, great kite flying weather.

[Anonymous No.50268619]

>>50268580
Oh fuck good point, I’ll screenshot the insane shit he sent today. I haven’t been doing that fuck, I don’t have the messages anymore from my old phone where he tells me to watch my back

[Anonymous No.50268634]

>>50268619
>I’ll screenshot the insane shit he sent today
send. nao!!!!

[Anonymous No.50268646]

>>50267907
>when he has an astronomically higher suicide risk than you

[Anonymous No.50268659]

>>50268634
He texted one of my buddies asking why I hadn’t been responding to him hahahaha

[Anonymous No.50268681]

Who's baking?

[Anonymous No.50268697]

>>50267962
They don't need to go public to devour the commercial and tourism markets.

>>50268173
There's a reason there's no "smallboat" transpacific shipping industry.

[Anonymous No.50268699]

>>50268681
Sir this pizza is not made of sustainable bug protein.

[Anonymous No.50268762]

>>50268697
There is an entire logistics network on Earth that one can rely on for getting a package from an intermediate destination to the final, no such thing exists in space so you have to bring your own fuel if the first leg doesn't get you there. A better analogy is if the only cargo freighter you could afford a container on dropped off in Antarctica so you had to pack a small cargo aircraft and fuel in addition to whatever shit you were trying to deliver to your final destination.

[Anonymous No.50268860]

Thank you biden for this week being green!

[Anonymous No.50268913]

I will sell almost everything this week and put it into SPXS.

[Anonymous No.50268982]

>>50268659
Just let him know, via proxy perhaps, that you don't do stock stuff anymore. Because health issues, mid-life crisis, whatever.

[Anonymous No.50269001]

>>50268994
>>50268994
>>50268994

[Anonymous No.50269191]

>>50268681
You eat that all by yourself?