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>get rich off crypto
>never worked a job longer than one year
>want to marry girl with large breast so I meet her parents
>they ask what I do, I say I'm a cryptocurrency financial manager
>they call crytpocurrency fake internet money and give disapproving looks
>ask what university I went to
>I dropped out
>shocked faces, they stop asking me questions, and make snide remarks at me the rest of the night
>few days later I hear from my girlfriend that they will cut ties with her if she marries me, says I'm stupid and will lose all my money(even though 90% of my money is in safe investments now)
>hold her down and cut in her uterus

>try to make rich friends but they all shun me for not being from a good family or having an esteemed career
>poor friends hate me for being rich or just use me for money

>have no connections

>> No.50256722

you could've just said that you are a millionare in dollars

>> No.50256743

...cut in uterus...?

>> No.50256780

>>50256722
Mt girlfriend already told them

>> No.50256788

>>50256658
retard, just say you are a financial manager.

>> No.50256798

>>50256743
Cummed
Autocorrect

>> No.50257546

>>50256658
>want to marry girl
Stopped reading there, ngmi

>> No.50257617

>says I'm stupid and will lose all my money

they're right you know. there is abysmal chances you can make a comeback if you lost it

>> No.50257697

its very easy to have enough money to breeze through life single.
i hope you have have a way to supporting a family.
if you do, then fuck what everyone else says.

>> No.50257862

>>50256658
Chinese demoralization thread, nice try communists but you will hang

>> No.50257957

>>50256658
>Cutting womens' uteruses open when their parents dont approve of you
Incel and ngmi

>> No.50257999

>>50256658
the problem is that you are a weak minded faggot that worries about what others think about you, stop being a beta and go find yourself

>> No.50258022
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50258022

>>50256658
>let's sign a lifetime contract with the fucking government between you and a mentally unstable roastie where you have nothing to win and everything to lose, constantly competing with the divorced version of yourself for the rest of your shitty life
do normies really?
and you have to turbo-jestermaxx on top of it ?
kek

>> No.50258083

I had a similar experience once. Told them i make more money than them and that i also have more than them(but not from crypto) Never saw them again. And they probably will endup back in their turdworld country because they can barely pay their bills here.

>> No.50258111

>>50256658
Youre right and wrong. If you answered playfully and showed some social competence they would be heads over heels that you were well off and socially able.

>> No.50258210

>>50258111
trips of truth

>> No.50259768

>>50256658
build a network faggot.

Join the warroom

>> No.50260013

>>50256658
>>want to marry
they are right
you are retarded

>> No.50260044

>>50256658
>then I woke up

>> No.50260068

>>50256658
Sounds like me. I just trade now. All my friends are dead I guess. I didn't do anything

>> No.50260493

>>50256658
code?

>> No.50260885

>>50256658
Only narcissists care about status.
The world did you a favor by preventing you from making connections with sick people.

The reason we wanted to make it was for freedom not to be a slave of society's expectations.
Find out what your real purpose in life is and the world will make you shine.

When what you want to do is what you have to do, you will hear the voice of the world.

>> No.50260905

You have at least 8 figs, right?

>> No.50261414

>>50256658
This is tied to a question I've been meaning to ask: Once you made it from crypto, what do you do?

Last year I breached 6 digits from crypto alone but my first instinct was to still look for a better job because I can't imagine myself living off my own savings and not doing shit. Maybe it's because I'm indoctrinated that way but I can't imagine not having a stable job and schedule evem though I have the fuck you money to just travel and fuck. Anyone has the solution/answer to this? What would you do if you have fuck you money and how to make sure it won't run out without getting a job?

>> No.50261450

>>50256658
>even though 90% of my money is in safe investments now)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
theyre right
you will lose it all, guaranteed

>> No.50261464

>>50260885
>Only narcissists care about status.
you are being naive, status is number one in importance fir every single thing you do

>> No.50261479

>>50261414
Learn how to invest and generate passive income.
Diversify your risk.
Learn a skill to be able to generate money on your own.

Then find out your real life purpose and what makes you happy and forget time.

>> No.50261493

>>50261479
Do you have a link or pastebin on how to start with generating passive income? I'm willing to learn, fren.

>> No.50261524

>>50261464
It's only important because you give it importance and thus attract people who think it is important.

Why do you expect people hungry for recognition to acknowledge someone who is able to not feel this hunger and invalidate their beliefs?
Why do you desire their recognition?

This is the most powerful life filter you can use to instantly remove those who are sick.

>> No.50261549

>>50256658
it's because you're no different than a lottery winner
the parents know you're of low stock and would create dim-witted grandchildren, destroying their family legacy

>> No.50261574

>>50261493
You need to find a mentor to learn from him.
That would be the fastest way.
Look for someone who is not selling you sport cars and mansions but looks poor and is a minimalist and don't trust them blindly but test them and see if what they say makes sense and can be proved with time.

There are different forms of investing, but some will take more time to learn than others.
Every person is different and has different investment preferences.

The main pillars would be investing in property to become a landlord, or learn to invest properly in the stock market with a bit of trading knowledge.
A possible easy mode for someone who wants to reduce his investment volatility would be to learn from Ray Dalio's All weather portfolio.

>> No.50261862

>>50261464
>you are being naive, status is number one in importance fir every single thing you do
For betas and normies, sure, because they're constantly paying attention to what other people are doing. The people they get obsessed over dont care or play into it for entertainment.

>> No.50262477

>>50258111
a good come back to a bad career decsion or any decsion in general is as follows

-NPC why did you do X anon (and X is clearly pretty stupid thing to do)

just pause for a moment and then say 'poor life choices' and a kinda smei joking semi serious way.

This shows the ability to self reflect, maturity and the ability to roll with the bad times, and your own failings but carry on, and don't be tied down by the past

>> No.50262508

>>50261414
yeah this is why i still work and will continue to part time 2 days a week

there is a stabilizng element about the social aspect becuase it forces you to deal with meh bad and good stuff and you long to finsih work then you cherish your off work time ...... that said i do think its becuase we have been incotinated vis school upwards to feel like shit when are not a the instituion for 8 - 10 hrs a day. You have to have the vision and balls to start you own thing. Do musk but without the meme

>> No.50262991

>>50256658
Outdated boomers are jealous of your gains. The didn't make it in the past and you reminded them of it.
Stay based, king.

>> No.50263069

>>50256658
People at my kids school wonder how i can be so young, and so rich with 4 kids. its pure jealously and intrigue. that said, im what they say awkward rich where i dont have to work or do anything to live high and mighty. but im not rich enough to just hang out with local socialite. i live in seoul btw

>> No.50263131

>>50256658
I’ve been in this situation a couple of times

1. When I was in college the girl I was fucking from class wanted me to meet her parents. So we drove like 5 hours to go to her parents out in the boonies. The first thing her mom does is sit me down and ask what my parents do for money. But I was young and trapped, I had nowhere to go so I had to answer her like a little bitch boy being interviewed. I didn’t like that feeling at all

2. Older, wiser and richer. Girlfriend said I should meet her parents. I liked her enough so I said okay. I controlled the environment by taking them out to an expensive dinner. Everyone knows I’m expected to pay for the table. If they pissed me off I have the power to walk out on them including the gf so they’d be stuck with the bill they can barely afford. The parents knew their place and didn’t dare play the -respect me, I’m a boomer- card.

You say you got rich from crypto? Sounds like you’re still acting like a poor college student

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50263155

>>50256658

Move to tropical island, endless supply of eager breeders.

>> No.50263172

>>50256658
and then everyone clapped

>> No.50263177

Just marry your cousin like I did, they know everything about me and my family so they know exactly what they're getting

>> No.50263203

>>50256658
>want to marry girl
>I'm stupid and will lose all my money
tldr'd it for anyone just coming into the thread

>> No.50263352

>>50256658

They're looking for genetic quality. Even if you were successful purely by merit (you weren't) the landscape you thrived in was a once in a lifetime "lightning in a bottle" occurrence. Any genetic ability in this arena is absolutely meaningless at best and actively detrimental at worst in terms of procuring future success.

People can FEEL that. They don't have to know shit about markets to know that you are signalling zero genetic worth and don't have the sense to realize this fact.

>> No.50263424

>>50259768
the what?

>> No.50263485

>>50256658
presentation is more important than status. you know cryptocurrency is frowned upon anon, you fucking dumbass. you could of told them you're a self managed investor and completely avoided all talk of crypto, if they asked how you got your start you could of said you started off on highstakes/high risk assests like cryptocurrency and then guaged their reaction
>hah well its a good thing you got out of those fake things into real money, anon!
that would tell you a lot of what youd need to know in regards to the minds of the parents. youll never regret not saying something and you need to treat these interactions with the other partys sensibilities in mind

>> No.50263829

>wanting to marry
prob not real but if she wasnt ready to forsake her parents for u it wasnt gonna last anyway. also kek at agreeing to an interrogation like a bitch boy, unless ur parents r gonna give u a huge dowry to marry u dont need to meet them. they'll never like u unless u a traditional straight edge extroverted "chad".

>> No.50263987

>>50256798
>cumming inside the uterus
The educational system strikes again.

>> No.50264003

>>50261493
Blood in the water.
Fins on the distance.

>> No.50264615

>>50258022
Asians do, they are known docile and compliant bugs.

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50264713

>>50256658
>>50256780
your gf is a retard and was not looking out for you at all lmao.

I'm a shitcoin trader with only 15k to my name but my fiance lied to her parents and said i'm some great daytrader, I own a few rental properties and that i'm great at real estate. they just bought us a house as a wedding gift and they're going to "loan" me 1 million to invest in more rental properties. her whole family thinks i'm some smart hotshot when in reality I have nothing and will make it due to their unknowing help. my fiance is a smart and great woman.

>> No.50265191

>>50256658
Why didn't you just say financial manager?

They don't need to know about your crypto, and neither does your prospective spouse/gf, you dumbass.

>> No.50265234

>>50261414
>wage slave wannabe doesn't know how to spend his free time
Sad. Many such cases.

>> No.50265253

>>50260885
this. this. this.

>>50256658
OP, i live in the top richest municipality in Canada and i have an engineering degree. does this make me better than you? You got to stop caring about what other people think. you got to stop being a pussy and grow up

>> No.50265292

>>50256658
>what is "lying"??
You absolute fucking nigger

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50265301

>>50256658
You are the biggest idiot on this planet for that subject line. Didn't read the rest. You are beta. You are a sheep. You lack testosterone. You have no self worth. You are pathetic and a subhuman.
I hate so'i cucks so much it's unreal

>> No.50265358

>>50265253
>does this make me better than you?
Yes.

>> No.50265362

lol
lmao

>> No.50265381

>>50261414
the hardest part of being rich is to keep your wealth

>> No.50265382

>>50256658
>>hold her down and cut in her uterus
What.

>> No.50265399

>>50264713
All this thread makes me think is that I hate boomers more than before.
>women getting married late as fuck
>boomers: "YOU SHOULD WAIT FOR MR. RIGHT EVEN IF YOUR EGGS DRY UP"
Truly there has never been a more CURSED generation of people.

>> No.50265407

>>50262477
NPCs and boomers just need to be rounded up, not humored. We're on the verge of economic meltdown because of people humoring these dipshits, it's time for the pain train to wash all their gains away and bring them back to reality.

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>>50256658
There are 3 positions of power you should be concerned with when building status.
Whose daughter are you fucking?
Whose mother are you impressing?
Who is the richest man you know that also wants you to win?
The only stat that beats charisma is luck and luck isn't controllable.
If you aren't CHAR maxing then are ngmi.

>> No.50265442

>>50256658
I can tell the parents are chinks, Zhang

>> No.50265466

>>50261414
You’re gonna make it. That mindset will get you far in life.

>> No.50265482

>>50265442
did you miss
>want to marry girl with large breast

>> No.50265499

>rich friends judge you for being new money
>poor friends want your money
Make weirdo schizo friends instead, go join the bigfoot community, all they wanna do is hang out with a monke man

>> No.50265513

>>50263352
depends when an why you got in and if you held.

getting in ito BTC in before mid 2013 and hodl to now takes some fairly serious self education and control and tech know how to keep data safe and not get hacked and shaken out by fud, bans, crashes etc etc.

That would indicated good genes, however lucking becuase muh drugs. Nope.

>> No.50265615

>>50256658
Shouldn't have revealed your crypto gains, it's k(c)ryptonite to the normalfag cattle after all.

>> No.50265737

if you're that rich you're basically able to retire then why not just go back and complete college somewhere?

students won't give a shit and will think you're a legend for being an investing God and you can probably leverage that into either fraternity membership or frats setting you up with their fucktoys. just remember that it's a continuous prisoners dilemma so they'll probably only keep delivering while they still want something unless you make real friends with them, which is definitely possible.

if you're rich then getting onto a PhD program that you don't actually care about much is a great lifestyle.
You get instant intellectual elite status , you get easy access to young pussy with undergrads right next to you, you get to spend time learning about something that interests you surrounded by smart, often interesting people (although large segments are mentally ill leftoids plenty are normal and fun too) , you get an excuse to have flexible hours and meet up to fuck girls whenever, whereas normally if you meet a girl during the day they'd think you're degenerate and not hard working and a trustfund kid or something and judge you

>> No.50265776

>>50256658
Hire a fucking tutor to teach you how to solve your problems you fucking brain-dead. Make sure you never preproduce, either, if you're too dumb to figure out how to use money.

>> No.50266836

>>50264713
unbelievably based

>> No.50267053

>>50264713
and then you'll make all the wrong decisions because you're actually a retard with no skills. gj

>> No.50267179

>>50261414
>What would you do if you have fuck you money and how to make sure it won't run out without getting a job?
you have to invest that money, that's how you get passive income. you have $2M, you dont live off your savings, but off the income it generates. let's say 5%/year. you live off 100k a year minus taxes and dont touch the 2M

>> No.50268827

>>50256658
Marry a white chick. She won't care what her parents think. She'll take all your money and treat you like shit and cuck you but you don't have to worry about disapproving parents.

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50269182

>>50256658
>>hold her down and cut in her uterus
Did you mean nut? Or did you murder her?

>> No.50269202

>>50263987
>Dicklet self report
When you have a big dick, you press up directly to her cervix and the semen goes directly into the uterus.

>> No.50269222

>>50260493
Kek