Did I cross the line?

[Anonymous No.5024864]

So today, I got an official warning at work for sexual harassment. The big boss came down from the city and I had to have a meeting with him and my manager.

So my group is pretty laid back, we joke a lot, swear, sometimes things even get a bit dirty. A while ago the group were talking about YouTube prank videos, I joined in the conversation and I said oh yeah I saw this one where this guy gets vagina scented perfume on his fingers then goes up to people and says guess what I did last night and tries to make them smell it (guess what I did last night by "whatever") if you haven't seen it. That's all I did, just told them about the video, and I remember one girl seemed to get pretty offended by it, and said that can be considered sexual harassment, and I realised I upset her so I kinda said sorry and realised I'd fucked up and made sure I was careful about what I said around her from then. This was like 6 weeks ago though so I'm not sure why she only decided to take it further now.

Anyway my question is do you think I crossed the line? What should I do

[Anonymous No.5024902]

>>5024864
you are a molester and deserve to lose your job anon

[Anonymous No.5024912]

Say sorry and ignore it. It's not a big deal. Also sabotage her career because she's probably a sociopath just trying to fuck with you.

[Anonymous No.5024916]

>>5024864
Break the ice by joking about raping her to put her in her place for reporting you.

[Anonymous No.5024920]

Priced in

[Anonymous No.5024930]

>>5024864
Wow you’re sick

[Anonymous No.5024931]

>>5024864
>socializing with coworkers

You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.5024940]

how fucking autistic are you? I would be completely bothered as well if some coworker stranger was having that discussion

really how low is your IQ?

[Anonymous No.5024947]

INCREDIBLE COINè!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BOUGHT %===K!!!!!

[Anonymous No.5024959]

You may get yelled at but you shouldn't get any real ramifications. If you do, I would suggest getting a lawyer, becuase this is a BS incident and you don't deserve to lose your job or get fucked for any future jobs because of it.

[Anonymous No.5024969]

oh this is another disguised low IQ pol thread

trying to 'red pill' people about women. Gotcha

[Anonymous No.5024972]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking autist.
HOLY SHIT.

[Anonymous No.5024973]

Never talk to her again and make sure everyone knows what happened. If you're lucky that will discourage any remaining cry-bullies.

[Anonymous No.5024977]

>>5024864
Go back to /pol/ you inbred virgin

[Anonymous No.5024982]

>>5024916
this you should lighten the mood a little

[Anonymous No.5025001]

if thats you in the pic then your problem is pic related.

[Anonymous No.5025005]

>>5024940
this

OP got too comfy around coworkers.

coworkers aren't your friends.

never get too comfortable or you'll let something slip.

[Anonymous No.5025025]

>>5024959
why not?

guy is showing videos of and talking about having people whiff scented vagina fingers. If i was paying this idiot every hour I would be gone, especially if hes bothering my employees.

I guarantee you there is more to this

"and sometimes i get a bit dirty"

[Anonymous No.5025030]

>>5024864

Love all the trolling here, however a genuine question: Where in the world can this pass for sexual harassment?

[Anonymous No.5025043]

>>5024864
You make me sick.. Women did not choose to be a woman, they where born that way. Mocking them because of something they can't change, is sick. You wouldn't harass a kid with downsyndrom, why would you then think its okay to harass a woman?

[Anonymous No.5025046]

>>5025005
Yea you never ever ever get personal with coworkers unless youre like good buddies who hang out outside of work

[Anonymous No.5025048]

>>5025030
because the female employee obviously has a dirty vagina

[Anonymous No.5025059]

>>5025030
are you fucking kidding?

look up the definition of sexual harassment you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.5025092]

>>5024864
how the fuck is that sexual harassment? in what world are we living? I hope your story is not real.
>>5024940
>>5025005
Even if op was a little bit retarded, this is not sexual harassment, that's incredibly retarded.

[Anonymous No.5025096]

>>5024931
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.5025103]

>>5024864
also

>my group
>the group

They were having a fun convo and you decided to jump in like an autistic fucktard.

You'll be gone soon.

[Anonymous No.5025110]

(((co workers))) are the enemy and will throw you under the bus as soon as they can

never fraternize with them unless your close mates and only then do it only in confidence

[Anonymous No.5025111]

>>5025030
America

Also when I had an interview earlier this year the guy kept asking if I was confortable discussing porn or commenting on a female coworker's body and some other stupid shit

[Anonymous No.5025118]

>>5024940
>I would be completely bothered as well if some coworker stranger was having that discussion

in case you're not being sarcastic, I hope you get hit by the bus.

[Anonymous No.5025123]

You didn't cross the line Op, some people have no sense of humour. As ex military, the example you just gave is tame. I don't know what's wrong with the world today, nothing you said was particularly offensive and even if it was, the adult way of dealing with it would be face to face; your apology should have been enough.

[Anonymous No.5025133]

>>5024864
Become a MGTOW

[Anonymous No.5025140]

>>5025092
Imagine if your balls were bit off by a dog

now imagine 6 years later, you're at work and a woman at work says "HAHAHA I HOPE MY HUSBAND GETS HIS BALLS BIT OFF BY A DOG!"

You'd be offended even if it wasn't sexual harassment.

But since balls are sexual, it's considered a sexual offense.

Yes, the world is gay.

Niggers.

[Anonymous No.5025148]

>>5025111

So I guess you could sue the interviewer for sexual harassment as well, since he brought up those subjects.

God, gotta love Murica

[Anonymous No.5025167]

A

[Anonymous No.5025184]

B

[Anonymous No.5025194]

>chad employee
>comments on girl coworkers breast, they giggle and call him silly
>slaps girl on ass
>again they giggle and say “be careful chad, that could get you in trouble hehe”
>chad gets promoted

>be me
>comment on girl coworkers appearance, saying that I really like her dress
>she responds “are my looks all you see in me as a colleague?”
>reported, have to spend 8 hours in sexual harassment training or be fired.

It’s not fair.

[Anonymous No.5025225]

>>5025194
liar

you probably said "you look sexy in that dress" and you're probably a creep.

[Anonymous No.5025260]

>>5024864
Sexual harassment isn't really the proper term but what you did was definitely unprofessional. Sexual topics, religion, and politics are things you just cannot talk about at work. It's not appropriate. What you did is way beyond inappropriate by those standards and anybody that disagrees with this hasn't worked a day in their life in a corporate setting.

There probably isn't much you can do at this point except wait to see if upper management wants to pursue it. Hopefully they don't and the girl just drops it but if not, you really don't have a leg to stand on especially if you signed some kind of work conduct agreement when you started there.

[Anonymous No.5025282]

OP here. Not sure how many above are trolling and how many aren't. But just wanted to say ive worked with the girl for a while now, so feel like we can say that stuff, not like I just randomly said it in front of strangers, I wouldn't say something like that to people I don't know.
But anyway, I didn't direct it at anyone, or mean anything personal, I simply just told them about the video. I just wanna know if it really deserved an official warning

[Anonymous No.5025307]

>>5025140
how is that similar? a dirty vagina can and SHOULD be washed unless you're a dirty pig.
Your balls bitten off by a dog is an accident and joking about that would equivalent to making a joke about a car accident or an illness, but not about the bad smell of some part of the human body which is the result of your dirty habits.

[Anonymous No.5025428]

>>5025025
Can you read? I didn't show them the video you fuck tard, I was just telling them about it since they were talking about prank videos.

And you even misquoted me. I didn't say "I get a bit dirty" I said they do, and their convos

[Anonymous No.5025477]

>>5024940
> why can't burgers handle banter
Roastie pls go

[Anonymous No.5025652]

>>5025025
?

[Anonymous No.5025671]

>>5025282
>I just wanna know if it really deserved an official warning
Yes, you did. Just because you've worked with someone for a while doesn't mean you can assume they're going to be comfortable with those topics of conversation. Just don't go there.

[Anonymous No.5025772]

>>5025282
To be 100% serious
It's 2017. Would you have made a fat person joke?
Or a black joke?
Then you can't make a pussy joke, either.
Fat people get offended over tiny baby shit, blacks do too, and what a surprise, so do women.
Next time keep literally anything that could be considered PG-13 to yourself, or male friends you are confident don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.5025802]

>>5025671
I can smell your pussy from here.

[Anonymous No.5025858]

>>5025802
kek
But seriously, people have been fired for less. It's just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.5025908]

>>5024864
Your story seems fake. If it's not you were pretty stupid and naive, even if you think it wasn't sexual harassment it's just stupid to make that kind of comments on a professional environment.

We all know that people get offended over stupid things, it's not that difficult understand where, when and with who is appropriate to say those kind of things.

It's common sense really, but I hope you learnt a little something about how human interactions work.

[Anonymous No.5025918]

>>5025194
This anon has real life experience

[Anonymous No.5025965]

>tfw wage slave at a place with no limits on the bants
>never have to worry about stepping on someone's toes
And best of all, no women.

[Anonymous No.5026033]

>>5025772
I didn't "make a vagina joke". You're acting like I made the video.
I know what you're saying, but I really don't feel like it shoulda got taken this far

[Anonymous No.5026047]

>>5025477
low IQ poltard please go. I am keeping my job, he is one more mistake from losing his. BIZ is not your echo chamber full of social rejects like pol is.

[Anonymous No.5026070]

>>5024864
She clearly wants the D

[Anonymous No.5026086]

>>5025030
>sexual harassment
Literally nowhere except Feminist cucked America: "Although laws surrounding sexual harassment exist, they generally do not prohibit simple teasing, offhand comments, or minor isolated incidents—that is, they do not impose a "general civility code"." This is complete BS that you can only find in America. This is NOT sexual harassment, perhaps inappropriate. But not sexual harassment.

[Anonymous No.5026124]

>>5024864
OP is low IQ

There is no saving him

[Fortify your profits No.5026127]

>>5024864

Nah. You're fine. Single incident, you apologized after she got offended and have changed your behavior. Not enough for them to term you over, but definitely a stupid topic to bring up at work.

Unfortunately, now, you've got to live on your tiptoes and dodge feminist hate lasers for the rest of your time at the company.

[Anonymous No.5026135]

>>5024864

i hope this story isnt real. One time i was at work and while the manager was talking to me about doing some shit i grabbed her tits.


i shouldnt have done it. but I was okish friends with her at that stage, plus she was a lesbian so she knew i wasnt trying to hit on her, she just laughed and told me not to do it again. after a few months though she got more pissed at me because i was getting arrogant and i ended up leaving after a few meetings ( i could tell they kinda wanted me to go and could see i was sick of working there anyway) the area manager liked me though and i still got all my sick leave pay + extra and a letter of reccomendation. Point is I could have been totally fucked over for something worse than what OP did but i never got in any trouble for it. I am from Ausfag by the way

[Anonymous No.5026146]

>>5025194
Yea it ha been been scientifically proven attractive people get away with sexual comments. You got bad genetics anon. Better kys so everybody can become chad sooner.

[Anonymous No.5026165]

in case someone hasn't said it already:

it has nothing todo with the "joke".
they are trying to fire you and looking for an easy way out.

[Anonymous No.5026182]

#MeToo

[Anonymous No.5026213]

>>5026135
m8, grabbing a shiela by the tits isn't sexual harrasment. it's a compliment. struth.

[Anonymous No.5026226]

>>5024864
As a software engineer, one thing I've learned about women in software engineering
>They aren't pretty
>They are mad about it
>They will make anything into a problem
Even casual conversation turns into a hostile game of them trying to be offended. There's literally no working with them unless you are a giagantic cuck (luckily I don't work directly with any).
Literally 50% of everything that comes out of their mouth is about how they're offended by something.

[Anonymous No.5026286]

>>5026086
a woman can complain about anything as long as she pulls the sexual harassment card.
i had a coworker report me for touching her because she was chatting in front of a cupboard and i needed to open it. there were two other witnesses.
there was an inquiry and i there was no action taken but my boss decided he didbt want to promote me anyway. so i quit

[Anonymous No.5026359]

>>5024864
she probably has a stinky vagina

[Anonymous No.5026450]

>>5024864
I think you should take this useless shit off /biz/

Hope this helps!

[Anonymous No.5026462]

>>5025282
Was it just a verbal warning from your boss? Not a big deal then. He was just trying to tell you that what you said is autistic so you won't do it again. If it was a written warning from HR, would be a bigger deal. Don't sweat it. Just don't be an autistic moron and say something like that again. Something like this hurts your reputation and people will gossip about it, but you can recover as long as you don't make dumb mistakes again like this. Don't consider it a punishment, it's just feedback. You need to learn how to talk to normies if you want to keep a real job

[Anonymous No.5026505]

>>5025005

This - don't befriend normies.

[Anonymous No.5026519]

>>5026462
This seems like the best answer in the thread.
t. autistic self employed salesman

[Anonymous No.5026595]

>>5026086
>This is complete BS that you can only find in America.
I'm pretty sure every single Nordic country is far worse than America with this kind of shit, at least from what I've heard. Not sure how much worse than "bad" it can get but I hear the feminists in Denmark are fucking militant.

[Anonymous No.5026604]

>>5025005
>coworkers aren't your friends.
I wish everyone understood this.
I go to work to perform tasks for money, not for locker room talk with dudebroskis.

[Anonymous No.5026633]

>>5024864
>Working with women

see that's where you fucked up bucko

[Anonymous No.5026709]

>>5024864
RAPISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.5026781]

>>5024864
Lol women are such fucking snitches

[Anonymous No.5026818]

>>5024864
Don’t mention genitalia at work you dumb shit

[Anonymous No.5026895]

>>5024864
Honest question, do you have autism?

[Anonymous No.5026969]

>>5025043
Well played

[Anonymous No.5027059]

>>5025194
Chad employee here. The special treatment ends the second you stop pretending to be attracted to the women in question. If you question anything and reveal you are anything but dumb eye candy they will make it their job to rip you down regardless of how you look.

[Anonymous No.5027081]

i wonder how bad her pussy stinks

[Anonymous No.5027114]

>>5024864
Imagine not being as politically correct as possible in today's political climate. Dudes are getting their entire 30+ year careers destroyed by nothing more than allegations right now.

[Anonymous No.5027490]

>Be me
>medical assistant at a hospital (ass wiper)
>Be 6'3" handsome white guy, all the other techs are tiny girls or awkward Manlets
>basically say whatever I want, the nurses all just laugh and say "oh stop anon teehee."
>nurse was talking about something on Snapchat, I say "wow you still use snatchchat? You know it was only created for people to send dick and boob pics anonymously right?"
>They all just laugh and one asks "so where's all your dick pics anon?" Nobody bats an eye.
>in the break room with a huge group and a girl is talking about her bachelorette party. I ask if she is going to have dick shaped cake and dick hats on as she goes bar hopping. "Omg shut up anon, but yeah there will be a dick cake lol."
>some awkward 20 year old tech says a nurse is thick, not to her directly but just having been overheard by someone gets reprimanded and transferred to a different floor within a week.


Once you realize women are awful, biased creatures the better off you are. They will turn into a gooey, dependent mess for a guy they think is good looking, but become a cannibalizing bitch hound to every other male.

[Anonymous No.5027565]

>>5024916
>joking

[Anonymous No.5027659]

You should be using every opportunity to use your coworkers to your benefit and otherwise fuck over and destroy them. Giving them even the smallest amount of ammo like this is a bad idea. Beneath the thin facade of normalcy, every SINGLE person who succeeds is doing exactly this.

[Anonymous No.5027674]

>>5027490
lots of work to call the OP ugly

[Anonymous No.5027833]

>>5024864
>pls watch my youtube video suscrube to my patreon guys :DDD
very subtle shilling

[Anonymous No.5027877]

>>5024916
my sides

[Anonymous No.5027945]

I have no idea why any sane business owner would hire a woman for anything other than maybe a secretary. They're poor workers and only cause problems for people like OP.

[Anonymous No.5027947]

>>5027674
It's easy to call OP ugly, it's hard to explain why it's so important.

[Anonymous No.5027964]

Big if true

[Anonymous No.5027966]

>>5027947
>women have different standards depending on your level of attractiveness
wow

[Anonymous No.5028013]

>>5024864
wow you sick fuck. KYS

[Anonymous No.5028048]

Fuck, I really don't know whos the most autistic in here:

>OP, who did not realize that talking about pussy smell at work isn't exactly the best idea
>The bitch that reported that as sexual harrasment (assuming OPs story is really the full truth)
>The commenters suggesting all the "coworkers are the enemy", (((coworkers))), "never socialice" bullshit. Enjoy your deadend, no promotions ever lowlevel job and your lonely death

[Anonymous No.5028102]

>>5024864
you're going to jail

[Anonymous No.5028110]

OP must be ugly as fuck! Are you a manlet, op?

But seriously anyone who watches or converses about YT prank videos must be dumb af. I would not have participated in that conversation for that reason. YouTube is rotting the minds of our youth far worse than television ever did.

[Anonymous No.5028137]

>>5028048
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.5028270]

>>5028137
I'm a PhD student at a liberal university, working on things like intergenerational justice (I'm a physicist though), especially connected to climate change.
So I'm right in the heart of SJW-central.
And I make jokes about SJWs all the time, you just have to know *how* to do it.

[Anonymous No.5028285]

>>5028270
>And I make jokes about SJWs all the time, you just have to know *how* to do it.
Tell me your secrets

[Anonymous No.5028350]

>>5028270
>working on things like intergenerational justice (I'm a physicist though)

The absolute state of physics right now, that's the faggiest thing I've ever heard a physicist do.

[Anonymous No.5028366]

>>5027966
Everyone has standards, but women out right hate ugly people. Handsome men don't treat ugly women the way women treat ugly men.

[Anonymous No.5028382]

>>5028366
>Handsome men don't treat ugly women the way women treat ugly men
true, men aren't women

[Anonymous No.5028397]

>>5028285
>Tell me your secrets
Easy. Be a normie. Be friendly. Be likeable. Don't sperg out over useless crap.
>>5028350
It's paid well, and they need someone to explain all those scary big numbers. Plus: More girls than in physics.

[Anonymous No.5028411]

>>5028397
>Easy. Be a normie. Be friendly. Be likeable. Don't sperg out over useless crap.
Can you give me specific examples of how you joke about SJWs in the heart of SJWism or whatever? I'm serious, give me some specifics. "Don't be autistic' doesn't help

[Anonymous No.5028520]

Tell the boss man you were implying how sexist that video was and she must've misunderstood or it didn't come out well or something. Reversal of fortune. Flip the tables. Act like the only sane man. Do something!

[Anonymous No.5028597]

>>5024864
Your mistake was apologizing; by doing so, you agreed with and admitted to that dumb roastie's declaration of your guilt. Instead: you should've amicably stated the implied familiarity & freedom of your company, reminded her of a bunch of things she's done to make *you* uncomfortable (just pick three random innocuous things she did which could be construed as abusive or discriminatory), tell her how you decided then not to make a big deal about it because it's just horseplay and work is more important (but you will not hesitate to report her if she reports you), and, finally, if she's so easily offended, why's she watching pornography videos with coworkers AT WORK?
>you must be leaving some parts out of your story

[Anonymous No.5028700]

>>5025148
I think the interviewing was trying to figure out if the poster was stupid enough to answer yes to those questions.

ie: proactively identifying and eliminating alegal risk.

[Anonymous No.5028710]

Wait, why did you say sorry? Wasn't she saying what the man in the video did could be considered sexual harassment? Because that's true. She isn't wrong.

You must've misunderstood, you made it awkward by apologising.

Just flip whatever they're throwing at you and act like you're a white knight or something.

[Anonymous No.5028792]

>>5024864
short that stupid company you work for. short it with all your might, until they cry. then do a take over, fire everyone and sell the inventory.
afterwards offer that stupid whore to fuck her for a hundred bucks.

[Anonymous No.5028842]

>>5024864
It's not sexual harassment but you fucked up anyway. You shouldn't speak to female coworkers under any circumstances unless it's strictly about work.

[Anonymous No.5028909]

>he doesn't even reaffirm consent every five minutes

[Anonymous No.5028970]

>>5028909
normie meme but i laughed anyway

[Anonymous No.5028997]

>>5024864
>Anyway my question is do you think I crossed the line? What should I do
Doesn't matter if you think you crossed the line. You said some shit, others heard it, a woman was offended. Your fucked.
Now your essentially a potential multi million dollar lawsuit liability to your company. No matter how well your performance is, your going to always be on the shortlist for shitcanning.

Start looking for a new job immediately and learn how to not say shit in a mixed crowd.

[Anonymous No.5029018]

>>5024864
Lol that's nothing compared to the co-worker I work with. He'll grab ass and tits all day, other times he'll just act like it was irony that he accidentally just happened to turn around and brushed their ass or boobs, while telling them they should make a sex tape together. Or how he'd fuck them. But, it's all cool because "oh it's just anon, being funny" .... and before you say he's chad-levels, he's short-balding and a drunk with anger issues. Likely the most fucked up work environment I've ever been apart of, while it is a restaurant... it's still crossing the line, in my opinion but apparently that makes me the weird one at work

[Anonymous No.5029105]

>>5029018
lmao

what's it like working at a restaurant?
do they really fuck with people's food?
I imagine the worst you saw was some dirty stuff etc

[Anonymous No.5029337]

>>5025048
This.

She got offended because she has a nasty pussy.

Also op, never make jokes or say anything that might be considered offensive around women in the office. In most cases, strange women are not your friends. This is common sense nowadays and you should know this.

[Anonymous No.5029349]

>>5024864
Congratulations, You are now the official douchbag at the office, your coworkers hate you because you are a misogynist, your boss know it, so you are a cancer at your work that must be isolated and extracted, so expect to be victim of moving.
Your life is now worthless and your career ruined. Lucky for you, you have 2 options:
>Be a total wrecked loser, you can sit down, cry, and after two months hung yourself.
>Be a liberty and free speech hero, purchase a AR-15 with enough ammunition to shoot everybody at your work, blow the whole place, and when the police surround you, perform seppuku. But don't forget to leave a letter informing your motive, which is: the lose of free speech in the whole western civilization

[Anonymous No.5029369]

>>5029349
>>Be a liberty and free speech hero, purchase a AR-15 with enough ammunition to shoot everybody at your work, blow the whole place, and when the police surround you, perform seppuku. But don't forget to leave a letter informing your motive, which is: the lose of free speech in the whole western civilization
Reporting this post to the FBI.

[Anonymous No.5029389]

>>5029349
>>5029369
done. fuck you.

[Anonymous No.5029395]

>>5029105
You have no clue, it’s also mostly indiscriminate too; you’ve probably eaten a baby cockroach or two and some of that green stuff I cough up, it’s not your fault I get bored sometimes anon...

[Anonymous No.5029399]

>>5028366
jesus christ this delusion

sorry you are an ugly beta, but it goes both ways.

[Anonymous No.5029408]

>>5025140
Lol we live in a world where women can freely say that shit to men, even physically assault men, and we are supposed to just take it.

Meanwhile, little princess cant handle a vagina joke

Pic related

[Anonymous No.5029445]

>>5029395
I was a teen at the time, now I’m a trader and make 5k to 10k a week.

[Anonymous No.5029457]

>>5029105
It's like working in a place you can swear audibly and joke around with your boss. But this restaurant I'm at now, is like what I stated and it's super fucked up, in my opinion. Maybe it was the way I was raised but it's baffling to see how many women are just completely fine with him doing that stuff to them. I've even asked them if they feel uncomfortable and want me to tell him to stop-- and thats when they say, he's just being funny. It's such a warped mentality. But nah we're a very clean establishment, we'd never fuck with your food

[Anonymous No.5029515]

>>5029457

I've worked in a restaurant. Shit is different in service industry man. There are no rules

[Anonymous No.5029554]

>>5028270
>working on things like intergenerational justice (I'm a physicist though), especially connected to climate change
acadaemia is over
let the chinese take over

[Anonymous No.5029564]

>>5029408
the girl in OP isn't talking about smelly dicks and putting them in peoples faces

if she did then anyone would be able to make the same complaint.

What is with you MGTOW betas? So angry for being undesirable

[Anonymous No.5029662]

>>5029515
Seriously, there doesn't appear to be. He's 26, I think. And he's playing grab-ass with literally every girl I work with-- from 16 to 45. Sometimes it'll back fire and new hires will scream but, he never fucking learns. Just retreats back to the ones who he knows he can either pull their shirt open and look down-- or swipe his finger along the back of their ass. I swear I'm taking fucking crazy pills when I watch all this unfold with acceptance

[Anonymous No.5029688]

>>5029457
Fuck that shit! It’s like working with mentally ill people, a different dumb slut waitress crying about a chad that pumped and dumped them every few weeks “Ohh poor Stacy take a few days off” (Behind back) “If that slut takes any more days off I’m cutting her shifts”

[Anonymous No.5029694]

The fact so many of you think disciplinary action would be appropriate is idiotic, grow a moral compass and a backbone.

Nobody should have their job risked because some idiot got offended at one prank mentioned in a discussion about stupid pranks.

[Anonymous No.5029713]

>>5029662
I'd get bored doing that. I don't see the appeal honestly. Seems like a ton of risk for no reward

[Anonymous No.5029759]

>>5029564
7 posts.
7 motherfucking posts from this same assblasted roastie, ranging from a period of more than 3 hours. Did you get that offended when people reminded you of your nasty musty vagina, that you can’t find yourself the will to do anything else with your time? God fucking dammit.

[Anonymous No.5029806]

>>5029694
Unfortunately, that's how it works today in the corporate world.

[Anonymous No.5029819]

>>5029759
nope, just pointing out how angry and misguided you numale virgins are. This isn't an echo chamber like your low iq dumpster fire

back to pol, inbred. Back to your alabama election tin foil conspiracies

[Anonymous No.5029843]

>>5029688
Oh yeah there's a fuck ton of that too, fortunately-- I'm semi-on the "cool kids" side. I'm sure they still talk mad shit behind my back though. Like Sunday, I got kind of fed up with the behavior and said something super petty to the girl-- aw sucks anon isn't here anymore, there's no one left for you to grope or make a sex tape with.

So, I'm sure that was a topic of discussion for a few days this week

[Anonymous No.5029877]

>>5029564
Uh, op said he just mentioned the video, he never put his smelly vagina fingers in anyone's face.

I see you really take this personally. Tell me roastie, how loose and stinky is your pussy? You know, labiaplasties and douches can do wonders.

[Anonymous No.5029901]

>>5024916
HAHAHh

[Anonymous No.5029938]

>>5029819
> angry and misguided you numale virgins are.

who hurt you, anon?

[Anonymous No.5029948]

>>5029877
im a guy who hasnt had any problems with women actually. I surround myself with good people.

Sorry your heart was ripped out at a young age, guys with strong heads on their shoulders move on. Shame you took that so personally that you just never recovered. It isn't her fault, its yours for being so rotten inside.

[Anonymous No.5029964]

>>5024931

>socializing with coworkers
>coworkers
>workers
>work

you fucked up

[Anonymous No.5029967]

>>5024864
why do you have rice in your bathroom?

[Anonymous No.5029974]

>>5029938
i hate seeing young men not realize the rut they are in.

Go to /fit/, read some books, improve yourself inside and out. Stop blaming others for your misfortunes.

[Anonymous No.5029979]

>>5029564
>HAHA
>I SAW THIS EPIC PRANK VIDEO ABOUT SMELLY VAGINA FINGERS
that bitch wasn't "offended" she was DISGUSTED by your fucking smelly beta genes

OP BTFO, cucked, put in his place

[Anonymous No.5030021]

>>5026146


then why are you ugly ducks still attempting this shit. stop it or you'll get fired for sexual harassment and being an ugly creep. it's science bro

[Anonymous No.5030051]

>>5025005

My coworkers don't seem to understand I don't want to talk to them. One even yelled profanity at me for not wanting to talk to him. He only got a "slap on the wrist". Fairly sure he is gay as well. Coworker has also asked me what I do on weekends. Refused to share. Other coworker asked me avout my hobbies. Reluctantly shared. I prefer coworkers not know much about.

[Anonymous No.5030060]

>>5024864
I dunno where you're working but it's obvious that someone wants your money. If your boss decides to fire you for sexual harassment, offer a case false accusation. That way, bitch will learn.

>>5024940
OP was retarded but this post made the OP less retarded.

[Anonymous No.5030068]

>>5029948
>muh virgins mgtow beta
>can't make a single objective point
>angry that everyone called out (his) bullshit
>claims to be a guy

Whatever you say, bud.

[Anonymous No.5030071]

>>5024864
Thanks just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.5030083]

>>5029948
>im a guy
That’s even worse. You aren’t just an annoying feminist bitch then, you are a cuck as well.

[Anonymous No.5030096]

>>5024864
Yeah you crossed the line.
You are probably safe because it was just an overheard conversation and while the subject was about sexual harassment in a youtube video it wasnt really sexual in nature so its more discrimination than harassment.

[Anonymous No.5030120]

Read >>5024912 OP, don't be a cuck.

[Anonymous No.5030126]

>>5030068
for a moment there I thought you posted the weirdest pink wojak

[Anonymous No.5030167]

>>5024864

If you were more attractive she wouldn't have complained, fucking whores

[Anonymous No.5030231]

>>5028411
>Can you give me specific examples of how you joke about SJWs in the heart of SJWism or whatever? I'm serious, give me some specifics. "Don't be autistic' doesn't help
Stuff like
>Hey soyboy, whats up?
>>Uh sorry?
>Didn't you hear the latest meme? Soy and it's estrogens are responsible for all the men being such pussies and doing such pussy ass shit as we do. Justice… lol, back in the day, we'd just have done justice with a Colt. And fuck, just look at you! I at least got some muscles from my meat, but a vegan as you, just look at your sticky arms!
>>Hahaha, yeah anon, must be the soy making us crazy

>>5029554
>acadaemia is over
>let the chinese take over
Jokes on you. Of course we have chinese in the program (though sadly, no transsexual lesbians, or POC in a wheelchair, so much for diversity… and yes, >>5028411 I already "complained" about this severe issue).
But joking aside: The chinks are serious about climate change and they are going to beat our assess soon.

[Anonymous No.5030234]

>>5024864
>This was like 6 weeks ago though so I'm not sure why she only decided to take it further now.

Yeah women do that. Simmer about it forever then make the accusation more or less at random later.

[Anonymous No.5030273]

>>5030231
you sound retarded

[Anonymous No.5030292]

>>5024864
Beware of women in the workplace! I know one woman that was fired for not attending a critical training meeting and she was seeking to sue the company for sexual harassment.

If you even look at these types of women they will flag you as a harassment.

[Anonymous No.5030320]

>>5029974
>Go to /fit/, read some books, improve yourself inside and out. Stop blaming others for your misfortunes.
This advice could be given to 99% of all the folks on 4chan that use terms like "roastie", "numale", "soyboy" and such unironically.
Sadly, they'd rather keep enjoying their perceived victim status.
Funny that this makes them 100% the same as the SJWs they (rightfully, though) so despise.
Fun times we living in.

[Anonymous No.5030335]

>>5024912
You realize that if you are in a company that has more than 100 people, you get audited for the equal employment act.
It literally says "If you hire a white guy over a minority or woman even though their skills are equal, it's because you are racist." And of course equal skills is something you'll never win an argument in court over.

They'll keep the woman even if it's toxic to them.
They need her so they don't get sued for discrimination.

[Anonymous No.5030339]

>>5030167
>If you were more attractive she wouldn't have complained
absolutely right, what's the issue

>fucking whores
oh, he's ugly

[Anonymous No.5030343]

>>5030083
yup I'm a cuck.

Successful with women, fit, making it with crypto, well read

meanwhile you are balding, unhealthy, single for years, scared of talking to girls, angry, spiteful

Were you always that way?

[Anonymous No.5030373]

>>5028270
>I make jokes about SJWs all the time, you just have to know *how* to do it.

this is bound to end badly, anon. you've just been lucky so far. eventually you'll joke in front of the wrong gender studies major and be put through a lot of unnecessary hell

[Anonymous No.5030389]

>>5030273
Bazinga

[Anonymous No.5030408]

>>5030343
Kek. Ignorance and delusion truly are a bliss.

[Anonymous No.5030423]

>>5030231
>J
climate change isn't real. it's a leftist conspiracy to enforce wealth transfer from the first into the third world. why else are all the UN niggers black? because they're puppets for commies. if you disagree with me you're un-scientific.

[Anonymous No.5030422]

>>5025005
>coworkers aren't your friends.

This is so true. They will turn on you like a rabid dog.

[Anonymous No.5030473]

>>5024864
/biz/ Your home for sweet gains and irrelevant blogs.

Lol @ morons who open their big fat mouths at work. People at work are back-stabbing scum who will gossip, lie and snitch on you at a moment's notice to try and get ahead or just fuck other coworkers out of spite. You really have to be a lobotomized retard to think that making dick/pussy/fuck jokes in front of a bunch of catty cunt women in the workforce won't backfire horribly.

[Anonymous No.5030484]

>>5030231
>literally sperging out with shit-tier meme to irl people and insulting them
the only reason they dont report you is probably bc they checked your autism privilege and dont want to be ableist or some shit

[Anonymous No.5030537]

>>5024916
Kek

[Anonymous No.5030553]

>>5030373
>this is bound to end badly, anon. you've just been lucky so far. eventually you'll joke in front of the wrong gender studies major and be put through a lot of unnecessary hell
Yeah, probably.
I'm careful though, and I'm not going to touch anything *gender with a 30ft stick.

[Anonymous No.5030571]

>>5029819

You shouldn't be talking about other's IQ, when your grammar states the obvious.

[Anonymous No.5030580]

>>5030484
gotta be this or anon has some other trait that makes him higher on the oppression olympics pedestal than your average straight white male. If he is a straight white male making these jokes, it's only a matter of time before his luck runs out and runs into the wrong SJW.

[Anonymous No.5030586]

>>5030423
Yeah, no.
Just look at the friggin data.

[Anonymous No.5030666]

>>5030580
I'm straight as straight can be and whiter than a KKK robe and have no disabilites. I just learned how to be human.

[Anonymous No.5030709]

>>5030343
>I come to biz to tell all the anonymous people who couldn't care less how cool I am because it feeds my fragile ego

, the post

[Anonymous No.5030722]

>>5025194
Do not compliment women. They always take it the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.5030806]

>>5030722
correction: do not compliment women if you aren't attractive

[Anonymous No.5030884]

>>5030231
Autism

[Anonymous No.5030930]

>>5025772
This is so true, but also so fucking stupid.

Can we ever go back to the simpler times? Will society ever grow a spine?
4chan makes fun of manchildren all the time, but a mentality like what this post comments is the truly infantile behavior, and society just keeps enforcing it.

[Anonymous No.5030966]

>>5030586
how about you do. you might get surprised. did you know termites account for 4% of total yearly co2 emissions?

[Anonymous No.5031068]

>>5024864
Everyone should be very aware that your employer can and do snoop on their staff. Trust me I know. They wil log all chats, emails, websites, keylog everything you type and even silent remote into your work PC. Beware! None of these techniques can be detected by the employee.

[Anonymous No.5031082]

>>5030966

> blaming it on insects

But anon, the cows and their farts anon!

[Anonymous No.5031112]

>>5031068

> not doing back at them

Ez way to get promoted.

[Anonymous No.5031241]

>>5031068
In addition employers all have software that scans the web for all your social media. They will treat you based upon your social media comments.

[Anonymous No.5031468]

>>5031241
More... Never use the companies WiFi. Everything goes through their servers and can be logged and searched.

[Anonymous No.5031598]

>>5025123
>as ex military
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.5031772]

ah the old "smell my finger" joke, always goes over well at workplace events and with coworkers........................................................................... retard

[Anonymous No.5031995]

I believe the only rights the 99% should have is a productive work life and quick painless death.

Lefties will be turned into Soilent Green to supplement the Global Organic Workforce, fed through feeding tubes.

If my wealth and influence keeps increasing at the current rate this will be law by 2045.

Chairman Mao, Stalin, Hitler & Me

I’d kek pretty hard if this works, it’s better than the leftie alternative.

If I get to the robot manufacturing stage... it’s to late

[Anonymous No.5032155]

>>5024864
we need the name of the company and the data of that lovely lady asap

[Anonymous No.5032184]

>>5032155
This too

[Anonymous No.5032327]

>>5024864
hahaha wagecucks

[Anonymous No.5032417]

>>5024920
muahahahahahaha dude....this is crypto madness..... a few days ago i met a new person and after a few minutes i tought to myself 2he behaves kinda like litecoin"....a year in this space has ruined me