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[Anonymous No.50242400]

ELON NOT BUYING TWITTER

[Anonymous No.50242418]

>>50242400
>wastes 1 billion and gives it to twitter troons
Based

[Anonymous No.50242422]

>>50242400
doesn't he have to pay a billion to walk away?

[Anonymous No.50242439]

>>50242422
He's got plenty of billions

[Anonymous No.50242449]

>>50242400
Why can't he lobby politicians to do shit for him?

[Anonymous No.50242493]

it's bearish for crypto, but no one gives a fuck. Even doge doesn't react.

[Anonymous No.50242499]

>>50242449

he does? pretty sure all his save the world meme companies get fat subsidies

[Anonymous No.50242515]

Lmao hope this coomer's rocket blows up with him on it

[Anonymous No.50242516]

He can't fucking do this!

[Anonymous No.50242521]

>>50242439
Holy cope

[Anonymous No.50242545]

>>50242400
Twitter is finished. Going to 0.

[Anonymous No.50242546]

>>50242499
he literally lives on those subsidies because his companies aren't profitable

[Anonymous No.50242550]

SELL SELL SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50242561]

he should start posting on Truth Social exclusively now for extra lols

[Anonymous No.50242581]

lol

[Anonymous No.50242608]

>>50242418
>>50242422
>twitter celeb gives a billion dollar bribe to twitter execs in plain view of everyone
BAAAAAAAAAAAASED

[Anonymous No.50242616]

>>50242400
>Elon takes a hard stand against low fertility, pro more babies
>Shinzo abe (known more babies supporter) is murdered
>twitter Elon deal is "off"
do they really think that I can't see what's going on, and understand the connection. and implications?

[Anonymous No.50242629]

>>50242616
>just after the genocide stones are destroyed
my almonds are activated

[Anonymous No.50242643]

[Anonymous No.50242662]

>>50242400
He has to many kids to fill

[Anonymous No.50242666]

>>50242616
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[Anonymous No.50242670]

>>50242439
Not in liquid cash, he'll need to sell tesla stock

[Anonymous No.50242681]

>>50242643
Load up on shorts, frens. We are crashing that shithole with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.50242716]

>Tries to troll Trump and it fails

WOW DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING

[Anonymous No.50242722]

twitter btfo

>Although Twitter has not yet provided complete information to Mr. Musk that would enable him to do a complete and comprehensive review of spam and fake accounts on Twitter’s platform, he has been able to partially and preliminarily analyze the accuracy of Twitter’s disclosure regarding its mDAU.

>While this analysis remains ongoing, all indications suggest that several of Twitter’s public disclosures regarding its mDAUs are either false or materially misleading.

>First, although Twitter has consistently represented in securities filings that “fewer than 5%” of its mDAU are false or spam accounts, based on the information provided by Twitter to date, it appears that Twitter is dramatically understating the proportion of spam and false accounts represented in its mDAU count.

>Preliminary analysis by Mr. Musk’s advisors of the information provided by Twitter to date causes Mr. Musk to strongly believe that the proportion of false and spam accounts included in the reported mDAU count is wildly higher than 5%

[Anonymous No.50242785]

>>50242643
This thing doesn't read well for musk.
>You didn't give me data
>You didn't give me unfettered API access
>Uh actually you did but you took a whole week to lift restrictions
>Uh I haven't finished analysing data but you're lying doodyheads

Lmao. White people truly are the Jews of the world

[Anonymous No.50242815]

>>50242722
>twitter btfo
Imagine believing that.

[Anonymous No.50242817]

>>50242785
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.50242849]

>>50242400
Can't the sec sue Twitter?

[Anonymous No.50242860]

>>50242400
what a dumb faggot Elon Musk is.

[Anonymous No.50242875]

>>50242616
CERN

[Anonymous No.50242881]

It doesn't matter because every NPC now thinks that Elon is the owner of Twitter anyway.

[Anonymous No.50242952]

>>50242881
NPCs have long forgotten about any of this. They're too busy being angry at something something Trump, wait no, something something Covid, wait no, something something Ukraine, wait no, something something inflation, wait no, something something abortion, wait no [insert CURRENT THING here].

[Anonymous No.50242957]

>>50242785
>greentexts bunch of bullshit lies
>waagh muskie is da jooo
Kys niggerbrained fag

[Anonymous No.50242991]

>>50242817
>>50242957
Stay mad, cumskins. You know it's the truth. Maybe learn to read as well so you can serve your cumlord better.

[Anonymous No.50243033]

>>50242400
ELON IS JOINING GETTR

[Anonymous No.50243059]

twitter is about to be memed to 10x

[Anonymous No.50243096]

>>50242952
Wrong, Many NPC's fucking LOVE elon musk and obsess over him and get extremely angry if you say anything negative about him such as his constant market manipulation, or the fact that he has dozens of children who he all ignore. Most people have no idea how many children he has lmao

[Anonymous No.50243206]

>>50242991
>you know its the truth
What i do know is that , thats a lie. Maybe ask god to be born white next time shitskin, that will increase your iq by 100 points minimum.

[Anonymous No.50243212]

>>50242849
No, but Twitter can sue Musk for way more than the billion dollar termination fee due to specific performance.

[Anonymous No.50243222]

>>50243096
I wouldn't call those NPCs, but rather just Elon fanboys. NPCs don't obsess over Elon. NPCs don't really obsess over anything, they have live-by-the-moment goldfish brains that get emotional/excited/angry at whatever spur of the moment things is propped up by the media and then forget about it the moment that gets dropped for the next CURRENT THING.

[Anonymous No.50243237]

>>50242546
Pretty sure Tesla is selling plenty of cars and for quite a lot per car too.

[Anonymous No.50243242]

>>50243222
>NPCs don't obsess over Elon
Anyone who obsesses over a celebrity who does literally nothing is the definition of an NPC.
If you are an Elon fanboy you are a complete and utter robot. Fuck off normalfaggot.

[Anonymous No.50243264]

>>50242400
Ok apes, start buying Twitter, the squezze will be squoze.

[Anonymous No.50243268]

>>50243237
tesla made their first profit due to car sales in q2 2021. everything before that has been due to carbon credits

[Anonymous No.50243285]

>>50243268
Sure, but it's profitable now unlike the myriad
number of green energy companies that receive subsidies forever and never make a profit.

[Anonymous No.50243295]

Kek. I remember all the 4cels on here getting giddy that they might be able to call someone a nigger on twitter
>Muhhhhh heckin free speech
Bore off

[Anonymous No.50243343]

>>50243295
Nobody expected you to be able to say nigger. The giddiness was that Elon would probably not censor centrists and conservatives as much.

[Anonymous No.50243364]

>>50242400
Soooooooo
does TWTR line go up or does TWTR line go down?
Aftermarket is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.50243368]

>>50243343
Twitter is TSLA's marketing budget

[Anonymous No.50243399]

>>50242785
musk is a jew retard

[Anonymous No.50243401]

>>50243343
>Nobody expected you to be able to say nigger
Revisionist. It's the only thing people were looking forward to. Saying nigger and saying why things are the jews fault. Nothing else.

[Anonymous No.50243420]

>>50243401
>some anons shitposting on 4chan is what literally 100% of conservatives were thinking and hoping for
You're brainwashed.

[Anonymous No.50243424]

>>50243343
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/oct/22/twitter-admits-bias-in-algorithm-for-rightwing-politicians-and-news-outlets
>Seethe

[Anonymous No.50243435]

>>50243424
Nobody believes this drivel, not even you.

[Anonymous No.50243444]

>>50242616
>do they really think that I can't see what's going on, and understand the connection. and implications?

[Anonymous No.50243458]

>>50243420
No, you can already do pretty much everything else on twitter. You don't get banned if you don't call for violence. I've said some pretty fucking nasty shit on twitter back when I still used it. I got many reports, but never suspended because I avoided the only things that matter: calling people tranny faggots, saying nigger and posting nazi images, or blaming jews. If you don't do this, you can get away with anything. If you think otherwise you got brainwashed by people who are mad they got banned for spamming hitler images.

[Anonymous No.50243482]

It took him this long to realize he was offering way too much for that shithole.

[Anonymous No.50243485]

>>50243458
I don't use twitter because i'm not a faggot so I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.50243509]

>>50242400
>twitter fires employees
>stock broker freezes their shares so they cannot sell their stock and essentially drive the price down.
>elon pulls out because twitter is half bots
>twitter vows to take elon to court
>stock goes down

future:
>people slowly migrate to trump's truth network
>slowly bringing down stock prices as bots begin to out number real people.
>stock broker finally allows fired employees to sell stock
>stock goes down further
>twitter spends all its money on lawsuit against elon
>twitter finance reports are bad due to lawsuit
>everyone bails
>stocks go down even further
>elon is finally forced to buy twitter but at new current price
>price is 1/4 of its old price
>elon now owns all of twitter at it's 1/4 original price
>elon makes a deal with trump to merge networks
>left wing extremist add themselves to the tranny ratio
>everyone celebrates by clapping

[Anonymous No.50243521]

>>50243509
>people slowly migrate to trump's truth network
absolutely delusional, holy shit

[Anonymous No.50243537]

>>50242400
that guy is good only at speaking

[Anonymous No.50243539]

>>50243521
wait and see. 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.50243560]

>>50243424
>“The algorithm posts tweets based on likelihood of user interaction”
No shit, the left don’t even watch cnn, they watch fox and the right watches real news like fox. This is the Howard Stern effect.

[Anonymous No.50243591]

>>50242670
He already did faggot

[Anonymous No.50243678]

>>50243458
>got banned because i called twitter out about shadowbanning me
>new account got banned because i got mass reported by mentally ill stans just because i tweeted that “bts sucks, their music is nowhere near the level of western legendary boy bands”
>most recent account got locked because i just tweeted that i was pro life
But sure keep parroting how twitter lets you get away with anything

[Anonymous No.50243702]

>>50243399
Everybody on Earth is a Jew

[Anonymous No.50243710]

>>50243678
>>most recent account got locked because i just tweeted that i was pro life
Delusion. You told someone that they were worthless and should kill themselves and then you called them a faggot. 100%.

[Anonymous No.50243720]

>>50243521
>>people slowly migrate to trump's truth network
>absolutely delusional, holy shit
WRONG AGAIN, TRANNY

[Anonymous No.50243727]

>>50242493
It will lol, it was the main thing propping it's price. Everyone thinks bitcoin is going to 25.000 or more and when it doesn't happen well...

[Anonymous No.50243752]

>>50242400
This is terribly bad for crypto.

[Anonymous No.50243773]

wouldn't current investors be concerned that they wouldn't let him do due diligence of the number of bots
in fact, wouldn't almost anyone financially involved with twitter be concerned about that, especially advertisers

[Anonymous No.50243818]

>>50242785
spoken like a true retard. if i am trying to buy your shit company and you provide me false credentials and details, YOU are in breach, not me. Retard.

[Anonymous No.50243891]

>>50242815
30 us dollars lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.50243940]

didn't they not want him to buy twitter
now that he isnt they're seething?

wtf

[Anonymous No.50243941]

Why Elon sir didn't redeem it sirs?

[Anonymous No.50243994]

>>50243720
>tranny-obsessed retard thinks everyone is as delusional as he is

[Anonymous No.50244211]

ELON WHY U RUG EVERYONE?!