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50238861 No.50238861 [Reply] [Original]

I'm gonna become a god with this project. 5 years from now I'm gonna freeze time, and I'm gonna teleport in front of everyone on /biz/ who didn't buy everest, and I'm gonna unfreeze them, and I'll ask them "why didn't you buy everest". And then I'll delete their mouth before they answer like Neo in the matrix. And then, I'll bring your parents in front of you, and I'm gonna thanos snap them with a sly smile. "You deserved this. If only you had listened". Then I'll force them to suck my dick, and if they do a good job, I'm gonna hand them 0.001 ID (enough to live a luxurious life), but I'm gonna tear all their limbs off, and put them in a pod, and send them to the jungle to fend for themselves in a hunger-games like battle royale, except its all limbless people who just crawl around on the ground and get eaten by tigers and such. I'll also give myself an avatar that looks like a hyperborean alien, and I'll fly around like Levi from Attack on Titan, and assassinate random people. And I'll turn myself into a sissy manlet, and try to attack random brutish-looking fellows, and when they fight back, I'll just blow up their heads, so that their brains cover every surrounding object. Then I'll say "I did this because you are stupid and I'm better than you, you maggot, you should've bought everest, pic related, is me atm". Other times I'll give myself a 15 meter long dick and use it to destroy skyscrapers and stuff. Other times, I'll just randomly make someone smart lose 50 IQ points, or someone attractive suddenly have a really asymmetric face. When I'm done having fun with all the non-everestians who are imprisoned on earth, I'm gonna fly out into space and just explode the planet, and everyone dies, humanity is forgotten, except everest holders who ascended out of this plane of existence into a higher realm of infinite freedom joy and meaning.

>> No.50238914

what are the suicide and make it stacks for this mountaineering token?

>> No.50238922

try again with a better pasta please
lets not make a meme of everpastas being subpar

>> No.50238982

>>50238861
Meh I don’t even know what attack on titan is but it sounds super gay super Reddit and super nerdy which leads me to believe you’re a gay nerd faggot who should fuck off back to plebbit before I curb stomp your little bitch ass in Minecraft

>> No.50239120
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50239120

The thing with superior Everpastas if they have to come from a place of soul. Humor and elements of truth relating to Everest sprinkled around a compelling narrative is what will allow for successive reposting. It’s acceptable to come out with outrageous notions, but to rely on them completely is dull craftsmanship and makes the pasta stale. A good Everpasta will have an audience read it all the way through the first time they see it.
>>50238982
This anon has the right idea about avoiding Reddit-tier pop culture. Evermemes are simply above that. Don't worry about him though, he probably doesn't hold.

>> No.50239148

>>50239120
>*The thing with superior Everpastas is they have to come from a place of soul

>> No.50240184

No Innovation here bro, you can already spent crypto via prepaid cards on binance or Crypto.com. There are fiat on and off ramps on mass. You think a fucking middlemen and centralized entitiy will help you? Weird you retards forgot celsius so quickly. Imagine calling a token based that needs requieres a kyc, not why Crypto was invented bro. Richard heart is trying to safe you retards.

>> No.50240247

So essentially, Everest ID bagholders have a major gigantic superiority complex?

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>>50240184
You don't know what you are talking about. (And that's a good thing.)

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>>50240184
>T. Namefag who knows nothing about Everest

>> No.50240373

sui?

>> No.50240497

Why does Chainlink Tonight keep unlisting his uploads on and off?

I know you're reading this, explain yourself

>> No.50240564

>https://www.fintechfutures.com/2019/03/everest-to-supply-kyc-platform-in-samoa-for-cross-border-transactions/
>https://www.ledgerinsights.com/id2020-resignation-blockchain-covid-19-immunity-passports/
>https://www.newamerica.org/future-land-housing/reports/nail-finds-hammer/three-self-sovereign-identity-platforms-to-watch/
>https://www.good-id.org/en/articles/advanced-technologies-cultural-diversity-and-operational-constraints-need-pilots/
>https://oecd-opsi.org/innovations/id2020-alliance/

https://littlesis.org/org/336219-Identity_Network_Foundation
https://littlesis.org/org/336218-Everest_(The_Everest_Project)
https://littlesis.org/org/336264-Mojaloop/datatable
https://littlesis.org/org/370945-Digital_Identity_Program_Linked_To_Vaccines/datatable
https://littlesis.org/org/387111-GAVI_Mastercard_Child_Immunization_Digital_Record

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>>50240497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5IaSudQgH8

>> No.50240689

>>50238861
AEX Smart Pool with 0.5% APY increase in GAT interest and a 0.2 percent -0.6% increase in interest rates.

>> No.50240842

>>50240184
Imagine being so retardedly uninformed and yet posting this confidently

>> No.50240857
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>>50238861
nice pasta, I award 5 tacos

>> No.50240892

>>50240857
Nice. Do you have a file of just the worldcoin bob ball?

>> No.50241634

>>50240497
rent free

>> No.50241897

>>50238861
bagholding nigger

>> No.50243136
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>>50238861
Extremely based.


I would say a suicide stack is 15,000 tokens and a make it stack is perhaps 10 times that.

I couldn’t imagine not owning the next chainlink. That’s not even looking at the 32% current APY for riskfree staking.

>> No.50243208

>>50240184
>not why Crypto was invented bro

Governments are tyrannical entities that will force you to scan your face in the future to do any kind of financial activities. Sorry bro, but you could at least get rich off it if you act now. Nah, who am I kidding you're a repulsive tripfag lmao.

>> No.50243489

Redpill me on everest. How is it not a piece of shit since it's on Ethereum?

>> No.50243690

>>50243489
That's just where defi liquidity is to buy the token. All the tyrannical shit is run on everchain.

>> No.50244095

only people holding matic will make it in this market, because its more than obvious that polygon is taking over the crypto space with new partnerships and developing innovative technologies

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>>50244095
>testnet is literally named Mumbai

>> No.50244293

>>50243690
I can't find any information on everchain besides a paragraph on their website

>> No.50244789

>>50243489
"redpill me on everest"
everest is the red pill, this is the mark of the beast, by buying this you invest in the new world order and directly help the gates foundation since everest is backed by ID2020, world bank, oracle etc
dyor is extremely fun but scary btw.

>> No.50244864

>>50244293
Its being worked on. Likely going to be released in a couple months. Some whales and insiders have been playing around on their test net.

>> No.50244885

>>50243690
Also the liquidity keeps getting drained not enough id in the pools ppl are buying it up bitfinex keeps refilling it.

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>>50238861
>I'm gonna become a god

>> No.50244955
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50244955

ID2020 insider here; have been corresponding with Everest ever since our partnership began back in 2018. At first everything seemed promising, the proposal of what they were building was what we were needing to help launch our Indonesian pilot program to use biometrics for propane supply distribution; What followed has since been a non-stop displeasure. A few weeks after the pilot began Bob emailed me saying they needed to pivot how biometrics were provided, I asked what he meant and he replied with "You'll see :)" I should have thought more of it, instead decided to trust Bob; big mistake.
The next week I ask Bob for a progress report and he sends me 100s of dick pics of Indonesian villagers, all precisely catalogued by name. Horrified I hastily email him back and ask Bob what the meaning of this was, Bob just replies with "I never forget a penis ;)" Months go on and instead of progress reports Bob just keeps sending me pictures of Indonesians with dropped trousers flashing their dicks. I was about ready to complain to the ID2020 when the Indonesian government phones me to say that the villagers all received their propane and are satisfied, wanting to continue to develop more with Everest.
So here I am four years later, still in correspondance with Bob. The Indonesian government keeps emailing me asking where their biometric supply distribution platform is, I email Bob and he keeps emailing me back with "It's built. :)" I've given up on them ever delivering at this point.

>> No.50245093

>>50244955
Keked n checked

>> No.50245207

Just a yet another shitcoin where the deluded God complex CEO thinks the shitcoin will replace the entire fabric of society itself with every single department of your life being connected to said shitcoin.

Meanwhile said low volume low liquidity shitcoin just continually drops lower and lower as holders dump, like any other shitcoin.

>> No.50245247

>>50245207
cope

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>>50245207
sneed

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>>50245207
I just saw an interview with the CEO on youtube and I'll give you that he seems almost way to intense with beady eyes. Almost like demonic eyes... maybe like.. an NWO asset

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>>50244293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99tF0kvYyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6HwJiSnUoQ
They've done some videos recently on that status of Everchain's Testnet.

Also a demonstration of using Everchain to connect to Trad-Fi rails to run remittances:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QtoM-CCw6Y

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>>50245501
and?

>> No.50246115

>>50245864
And that's a good sign

>> No.50246150

>10% circulating supply
Lol. Lol.

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>>50246115
If you're deep diving this thread from the other day is probably up your alley:
>>50180439

>> No.50246667

>>50246488
checked, and thanks. Reading it now.

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>>50245501
Bob is severely autistic, it's amazing that he is so high functioning. He even acknowledges 4chan memes made about him to the chagrin of his gates foundation handlers.

>> No.50246840

>>50246150
can some everest fag tell me what the release schedule is for tokens cus this distribution looks terrible

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>>50246840
Update article was released on that the other day
https://everestdotorg.medium.com/token-release-schedule-7db4d4aed964

Main takeaways:
>Seed investors all agreed to stay locked in until August 2023
>Development funds locked until January 2023 with a gauged amount released over the next 3 years
>Full Productization likely to start around the same time.

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>>50246840

>> No.50247681

Uniswap best place to buy?

>> No.50247879

>>50247681
One inch I think aggregates between the uni and sushi pools the best.

>> No.50247913

>>50246953
>>50246968
Jesus H. Christ. This is Olyseum all over again lmao
Have fun holding those bags unless you are the 1%.

>> No.50247960

>>50238861
is this pasta? this is new pasta tier

>> No.50249334

Sounds like a good coin to buy in a few years.
I'll keep it in mind, thanks.

>> No.50249945
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50249945

EVERCHADS WE MADE IT

>> No.50250580

>>50247913
shut up nigger you don’t understand shit

>> No.50251242

>>50243136
Next link obviously and unironically Kenshi

>> No.50252685

>>50249334
Yeah maybe in late 2023