/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50236915]

lunch break edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50234803

[Anonymous No.50236942]

PGNY

[Anonymous No.50236961]

>>50236915
What emotions is she conveying?

[Anonymous No.50236971]

>>50236915
>dump, pump, and dump it again

[Anonymous No.50236983]

>Taco Belle

[Anonymous No.50237014]

>>50236915
Watching pretty girls eat food always disgusts me...

[Anonymous No.50237017]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50237021]

Did we bottom? /smg/ told me the SP500 would go down to like 3200

[Anonymous No.50237036]

crab bros, how much do you love this action?

[Anonymous No.50237038]

boomer neighbors who all pay for expensive lawn treatment so they won't have clover are all out scalping the fuck out of their lawns even though it isn't going to rain for another 5 days
i cut mine at 3.5" and don't pay a god damn cent to anybody for anything and have a lawn full of clover, honey bees, and groves of bird seed flowers
how do i profit from all of my neighbors having nothing but twigs and thistles all summer long

[Anonymous No.50237039]

>>50236915
That's a fairly small meal for a growing boy no?

[Anonymous No.50237060]

How low does it go?

[Anonymous No.50237071]

Next week will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.50237072]

>>50237060
bout tree fitdy

[Anonymous No.50237102]

Why we dumpin?

[Anonymous No.50237112]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this really it guys.... it's fucking over?

[Anonymous No.50237115]

So I says to him I says, I'm telling you Apple's gonna the way of Netflix.

[Anonymous No.50237119]

>>50237102
Market realized Joe Biden is still "president"

[Anonymous No.50237121]

>>50237102
why did "we" pump in the first place

[Anonymous No.50237129]

>>50237071
It will be very odorous indeed.

[Anonymous No.50237132]

New

>>50237056

New

>>50237056

New

>>50237056

[Anonymous No.50237137]

>>50237132
Fuck off weeb

[Anonymous No.50237146]

>>50237132
wtf r u doin

[Anonymous No.50237151]

This might be the top before CPI

[Anonymous No.50237152]

>>50237132

[Anonymous No.50237153]

>>50237132
brah

[Anonymous No.50237156]

>>50237102
There's a week of delusional scam pumping to be undone, still more retail bulls to be left with bags and a 2008 trendline to catch.

[Anonymous No.50237162]

>>50237102
kek. what changed to justify a pump?

[Anonymous No.50237168]

>>50237137
>>50237146
God fucking damn it everytime I bake someone beats me to it.

[Anonymous No.50237172]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA LOOK AT SHITLA LMAO

[Anonymous No.50237176]

fucking weebs
also claiming ID with this post

[Anonymous No.50237183]

>>50237168
Relax, Hunter
Go smoke some parmesan

[Anonymous No.50237185]

>>50236976
anon, thank you. i asked the same question on plebbit investing sub and I got so many garbage midwit replies and lowkey gatekeeping about how I'm "obviously not ready for this" and other retarded explanations about how I should do options debit strategies.

much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.50237187]

>>50236915
Are things like QYLD and JEPI a scam or are they legit?

Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.50237189]

>>50237168
you literally posted your link IN the new thread

[Anonymous No.50237211]

OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.50237212]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.50237217]

gay ass market desu

[Anonymous No.50237230]

Anyone trade bonds here? Or is it all degen meme stocks? Corporate debt and municipal bonds are paying 5-8% coupon rate. Seems pretty decent to get going in the roth ira at least.

[Anonymous No.50237237]

>>50237211
Buttcorn is just leveraged Fagsdaq trade at this point

[Anonymous No.50237250]

>>50237187
They are ineffecient unless you need a low management income stream.

[Anonymous No.50237252]

>>50237230
I don’t understand them. Apparently they can go down?

[Anonymous No.50237254]

Fine fuck it. I deleted my own thread. I'm so fucking sick of coming in last for baking threads. I'm going to go back to taking a nap. This market is fake and gay anyways.

[Anonymous No.50237259]

MY DRAGONBALL SAID THAT THE BTC WILL CLOSE AT SUB 20K
>WELL HIS DRAGONBALL SAID 0.05 % +

[Anonymous No.50237260]

>>50237162
>>50237156
>>50237121
Bears are so retarded. The market has been shitting and farting all over the place for like eight months. Companies - specifically semis - are reporting great earnings. The mainstream narrative is even shifting from "muh inflation!" to "what inflation?" just like I've been saying it would for weeks. Watch and learn faggots.

[Anonymous No.50237268]

>>50237230
I shorted bonds at 3.2/10yr. Should have doubled down at 2.8.

[Anonymous No.50237270]

>>50237230

Yeah that's before defaults my man.

[Anonymous No.50237272]

need SOXL to dump faster before RH autosells my puts

[Anonymous No.50237277]

>>50237260
the only shitting and farting will occur in your pants next week when we get the next leg down

[Anonymous No.50237280]

>>50237254
Is this actually hunter Biden with a crack pipe in bed lmao

[Anonymous No.50237282]

>>50237230
Munis and shit corp bonds always go under in a real recession

[Anonymous No.50237291]

>>50237260
based irony poster

[Anonymous No.50237302]

Black Monday is officially on the table. Biblical dumpening.

[Anonymous No.50237303]

Bart on the hourly my bastards.

[Anonymous No.50237313]

>>50237254
calm down anon im sure youll get it next time :/

[Anonymous No.50237316]

>>50237260
>a single slightly green week after months of dumping, literally expected by most people
>see I told you guys it’s the bottom you’re all retarded
Every time

[Anonymous No.50237319]

>>50237280
Yes

[Anonymous No.50237324]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! STOP SELLING!!!!

[Anonymous No.50237327]

The dollar is literally over 9000

[Anonymous No.50237328]

>>50237260
Yeah man, worst quarter since the great depression things are really looking up for stonks

[Anonymous No.50237333]

>>50237280
Stfu, the average /smg/ poster probably has more in common with Hunter than they want to admit. I unironically think most of /smg/ would have a good time partying with Hunter Biden. The dude is based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.50237334]

>>50237254
announce your bakes and that won't happen fgt

[Anonymous No.50237342]

>>50237302

[Anonymous No.50237341]

USAC bros...

[Anonymous No.50237345]

>>50237319
Man it’s actually mind blowing how they mainstream media buried this entirely. I mean I’ve heard the laptop story but I didn’t know there was literally picture evidence

[Anonymous No.50237346]

Time to sleep,mumu

[Anonymous No.50237348]

>>50237333
Go back to fucking trannies with Hunter you fucking degen faggot

[Anonymous No.50237352]

>>50237280
Hunter is basically the apex chad failson. He cons his family out of money for fake rehab, openly records all of his illicit drug taking, fucks his dead brother's wife and doesn't afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.50237355]

>>50237341
i announced the august put transition

[Anonymous No.50237358]

oo !

[Anonymous No.50237359]

>>50237333
He is the best Biden for sure. Well except for Nat obviously.

[Anonymous No.50237363]

Bought at the peak like a retard. Sold to cut loses as it was dropping, lost 60. Shorted and bought SQQQ and SOXS last second before the drop and I’m up 80. Starting to think I don’t have the temperance for this shit.

[Anonymous No.50237364]

>>50237333
I was literally just asking a question you fucking spazz

[Anonymous No.50237373]

>>50237268
Corporate bonds don't change as much as treasures? Not sure.
>>50237270
>>50237282
Yeah but no one has gone under yet. Plus a municipal won't go bust, so the payments on the coupon are at least solid right? Trying to figure this out.

[Anonymous No.50237376]

>>50237280
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10988799/Hunter-Biden-filmed-smoking-drugs-drinking-detox-session.html

[Anonymous No.50237380]

Unhedged SQQQ anon from yesterday may have been on to something...

[Anonymous No.50237383]

>>50237358
I can’t believe bitcoin is holding up so well. Good news I guess? I feel like if it drops more stocks are fucked

[Anonymous No.50237385]

you do understand BTC is literally the exact same (thing and in future) as the chinese currency you do know?

[Anonymous No.50237386]

>>50237168
Why do you care faggot

[Anonymous No.50237388]

>>50237358
Nobody cares,baggie

[Anonymous No.50237394]

>>50237363
>lost 60

[Anonymous No.50237393]

The markets must be purged. Mumus must answer for their degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.50237402]

>>50237373
There's a lot of risk in those just understand it, it's not free money

[Anonymous No.50237404]

>>50237260
>The market has been shitting and farting all over the place for like eight months
The continued rallies have taken most of the edge off it, there's so much more downside left. The markets have taken the free money elevator up for 14 years and soon it's time to take the window down.

>The mainstream narrative is even shifting from "muh inflation!" to "what inflation?"
Not at the gas pump, the food isle and the heating bill. And it hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.50237405]

it would be a shame if there was a rebound leading to a flat close

[Anonymous No.50237406]

>>50237394
maybe he means %

[Anonymous No.50237412]

I CAN FEEL THEM ALL AROUND ME

[Anonymous No.50237415]

VIX bouncing off a very strong support at 24.70, SPY might have just double topped hence the vast amount of index puts I'm seeing. Be careful trying to gamble today it looks like they're setting up for a Monday dump

[Anonymous No.50237417]

I bought UVXY $13 puts at exactly the wrong time and am still down over 20%.

I should just sell, shouldn't I? There's no way these will profit unless it reaches $12 next week

[Anonymous No.50237424]

>>50237405
sure would, but... uhhhhh....

[Anonymous No.50237426]

>>50237415
what do you mean? just all in puts. it's free money. you like money, don't you?

[Anonymous No.50237429]

>>50237373

I'm not an expert but corporates with high yields have certain probabilities of defaulting that are not neglible. I don't like corporate bonds if they are blow investment grade. Higher yields than IG has pretty poor riska-adjusted returns so you aren't getting the volatility dampening effect and you are better off in equities.

[Anonymous No.50237431]

>>50237348
What is your problem bro? This is the son of the president of the United fucking States of fucking America. Have a little class.

[Anonymous No.50237434]

>>50237404
Market is still pricing in 10%+ earnings growth for the S&P 500.........................

If you get an actual earnings recession this next reporting or even downward guidance you will see 3000 ez

[Anonymous No.50237441]

XBI looks like its topping on the hourly with the macd/rsi

[Anonymous No.50237444]

>>50237417
>he bought UVXY puts after 5 days of green in the middle of a bear market
man there are some legitimate retards here

[Anonymous No.50237447]

>>50237415
There is no TA for vix.

[Anonymous No.50237449]

DE SCENDING
UN RELENTING

[Anonymous No.50237450]

if somehow next week is bullish, there will definitely be a rotation trade. XLK is the 3rd worst performing sector today. XLE and XLF should lead moving forward

[Anonymous No.50237455]

>>50237402
>>50237429
Thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.50237462]

>>50237431
Wonder what 14 year old girl Hunter was sexting with

[Anonymous No.50237463]

>>50237393
Didn't Arthas short his dad and his kingdom? Blizzard really has a thing for blonde haired guys that betray their dads.

[Anonymous No.50237467]

>>50237444
I bought UVXY puts after 5 days of red at 150% IV.

[Anonymous No.50237473]

Is right now unironically the perfect time to go all in on 0dte TQQQ calls?

[Anonymous No.50237480]

Ok let me pitch this idea one more time:
>we all get money together, start up insurance company
>setup private bank under insurance company
>perform a capital contribution to bank
>bank uses money to buy bonds, borrows from fed to buy more bonds with it
>now we have a higher capital floor for insurance company since bank stonk doing well
>use that capital floor to write interest swaps with bank so they pay us
>do a capital contribution to the bank with profits, repeat
Seems like a very lucrative free money machine

[Anonymous No.50237488]

>>50237376
God damn what a trip. Almost makes you feel bad for sleepy joe

[Anonymous No.50237497]

>>50237434
We'll be bouncing off covid lows for the year.

[Anonymous No.50237500]

>>50237473
yeah bro go for it
please post your position after so I can guffaw

[Anonymous No.50237511]

>>50237480
sounds like cultural appropriation

[Anonymous No.50237512]

>>50237412
Gonna go listen to some fly leaf thanks anon

[Anonymous No.50237515]

>>50237488
joe is literally responsible

[Anonymous No.50237516]

>>50237497
Yeah that seems like a natural stopping point desu

[Anonymous No.50237521]

I AM LIQUIDATED

[Anonymous No.50237523]

>>50237447

that implies the VIX is completely random, as if its movement was the result of a coin toss, which it obviously isn't.

[Anonymous No.50237529]

wow what a drop I wonder what news came out that caused such a catastrophe

[Anonymous No.50237532]

SOXL sisters brace yourselves

[Anonymous No.50237534]

>>50237512
what

[Anonymous No.50237543]

>>50237473
you have my blessing

[Anonymous No.50237548]

>>50237462
Probably his artwork. He is an artist now who sells his art to anonymous buyers. Not sketchy at all while his dad is in office and he is being investigated.

[Anonymous No.50237554]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50237558]

>>50237038
farm honey

https://youtu.be/nF_B68keLiI

[Anonymous No.50237559]

>>50237548
that's pretty cool ngl but wtf is that shirt

[Anonymous No.50237561]

>>50237554
A new lady?

[Anonymous No.50237566]

>>50237529
God I hate that faggot ass cat so much.

[Anonymous No.50237567]

>>50237512
Based

[Anonymous No.50237585]

FUCK
Fidelity won't let me buy 0dte options...

[Anonymous No.50237589]

>>50237230
bonds seem like an awful investment category
if the company runs into trouble, you get some protection - until a bank restructures the debt and turns your collateralized senior bonds into noncollateralized junior garbage

so you're still taking a ton of risk, but you also sink your profits so much that you add new risks, like losing to inflation

[Anonymous No.50237604]

>>50237585
They just saved you from getting heemed little nigga

[Anonymous No.50237609]

>>50237589
Don't forget massive paper losses you can suffer if interest rates increase

[Anonymous No.50237610]

>>50237230
You don’t know true happiness until you’re 100:1 leveraged on a locked in 2% spread

[Anonymous No.50237614]

so close i can taste it...

[Anonymous No.50237619]

>>50237512
>fully alive
>More than most, ready to smile, and love life
>Fully alive and she knows
>How to believe in futures
Unironically mentions futures, therefore it's a song about stock trading.

[Anonymous No.50237622]

>>50237609
isn't that only an issue if you sell it before maturity?

[Anonymous No.50237633]

>>50237548
Wonder what poor real artists Hunter is forcing to do this for like $40

[Anonymous No.50237634]

>Stocks Push Lower as Jobs Fuel Rate-Hike Bets: Markets Wrap
Bloomber has changed their article title twice today. in the morning it was this, then it was "higher" now it's back to lower again...

[Anonymous No.50237653]

>>50237634
THIS. LMAO

[Anonymous No.50237657]

>>50237622
Yeah if you hold to maturity you get Par + the interest of the bond, but the market value floats with interest rates relative to the time of issuance

[Anonymous No.50237665]

>>50237355
Wait what? When did you announce this?

[Anonymous No.50237666]

exit or scale out of calls if you're still holding em

[Anonymous No.50237669]

>>50237559
That's "Mexican dishwasher asking to leave an hour early to go to the clubs-core"

[Anonymous No.50237672]

>>50237230
Bond traders are even more degenerate with leverage than meme traders.

[Anonymous No.50237673]

If BITF dips below a dollar I'm gonna slurp it like it's hot

[Anonymous No.50237676]

>>50237633
How would you like to be the agents investigating him and all he does is get away with it.

[Anonymous No.50237683]

>>50237634
Financial media is even worse than the traditional media and that's hard to do

I wouldn't even call it financial media its really just entertainment

[Anonymous No.50237685]

>>50237634
WSJ does the same thing. They shouldn't make them articles and instead just have a live updates thing..it's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.50237690]

>>50237665
last thread, i believe
may have been the one before
around 10:30

[Anonymous No.50237691]

Today has to be the top before CPI next week

[Anonymous No.50237696]

>>50237462
>Wonder what 14 year old girl Hunter was sexting with

hmmm

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50237718]

Boy was I wrong!

I'm out, too much bearish activity, sold the calls I bought at 380

[Anonymous No.50237723]

>>50237718
filtered

[Anonymous No.50237727]

>>50237622
>>50237657
I count it under inflation really
if you buy 30-year bonds yielding 1%/year, and then immediately take 50% paper loss because jerome hiked rates - those paper losses are because the market expects that you, by HODLing for 30 years, will miss out on a high-yield period

[Anonymous No.50237728]

>>50237718
now you have to change your name, reveal your trip, and kys

[Anonymous No.50237739]

>>50237696
If you've ever known rich fucks from Delaware, you'd know that guys like Hunter are a dime-a-dozen.
Real question is was Joe's dad a big pussy hound or did it all start with the Big Guy showering with his daughter and letting his sons suck on Jill's booba?

[Anonymous No.50237740]

>>50237634
It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.

[Anonymous No.50237743]

is spy gonna retest 373 again?

[Anonymous No.50237746]

>>50237534
You referencing that one song that used to play on Der Riese in nazi zombies? Loved that map.

[Anonymous No.50237750]

>TSLA
Lamo just look at that piece of shit fall over

[Anonymous No.50237752]

Gasbros...

[Anonymous No.50237759]

i know i said i was going to sell at 300% but...

[Anonymous No.50237764]

POST SPY EOD PREDICTIONS

[Anonymous No.50237765]

>>50237746
me too even though i sucked at zombies

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50237769]

>>50237728
No, I have a deal with some jerk off on here

>>50237723
filter my cum with your teeth you faggot

>>50237750
I wonder if Burry held his puts

[Anonymous No.50237773]

What a great day to accumulate more.

[Anonymous No.50237774]

>>50237718
You should have listened to me
t. naked $15k SQQQ anon

[Anonymous No.50237778]

>>50237727
Yeah you get it

[Anonymous No.50237781]

>>50237690
What options did you get this time?

[Anonymous No.50237782]

>>50237759
14 cents * 400%. Whoa dog don't spend it all in one place

[Anonymous No.50237783]

>>50237739
Read it.

https://www.audible.com/ep/title/?asin=B09LRBXFCV&source_code=MSNGB1280626189069&device=d&ds_rl=1262685&ds_rl=1263561&gclsrc=ds

[Anonymous No.50237785]

ok im done sub 20K $ today it seems, after all!

[Anonymous No.50237789]

>>50237740
It's possible there may not actually be any non-fraudulent trading occurring in the markets at all at any time and hasn't been for at least two decades if not three or longer.

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50237795]

>>50237774
I still made money but I could have made a lot more

[Anonymous No.50237801]

>>50237740
>Who are we selling all of our strategic oil reserves to?

[Anonymous No.50237802]

>>50237260
Here's your you.

[Anonymous No.50237812]

>>50237750
it's up 1.5% on the day
wake me up when they have a facebook-style earnings day

[Anonymous No.50237813]

>>50237739
It's amazing how white trash this sounds when you put it into context. Literally sounds like something happening down at your local trailer park. Honestly some if these messages between him and his father are sad as fuck. Imagine emotionally manipulating your dementia ridden dad to become president and the most ridiculed man in America because you ruined your own reputation...

[Anonymous No.50237819]

>>50237683
Posts on /smg/ > Burry tweets > Financial articles >>>>>>>> Video games journalists/CNN > Cramer

[Anonymous No.50237820]

>>50237781
all i've picked up so far are a few 8/19 $15p
i'll be averaging in over the next couple weeks
that plant explosion has me spooked because i don't know wtf that does to USAC

[Anonymous No.50237826]

>>50237819
Nice tier list desu

[Anonymous No.50237836]

i lost $500 today because of you

[Anonymous No.50237849]

>>50237836
sad

[Anonymous No.50237853]

>>50237739
I wish they posted here.

[Anonymous No.50237863]

he used us...

[Anonymous No.50237877]

Wheat is up 5% today.
I'd stock up on flour today while you still can.

[Anonymous No.50237895]

>dad if your dementia ridden ass doesn't run for president I have no shot at redemption.

[Anonymous No.50237905]

>>50237820
I bought some. We shall show the SOXL trannies the way.

[Anonymous No.50237911]

>fuck you Dad I'm not part of your staff!

[Anonymous No.50237913]

CHEEKY
H
E
E
K
Y

[Anonymous No.50237920]

I sense his return…. bobos…. mumus….. we got to cocky

[Anonymous No.50237923]

>>50237920
hate this lil nigga like you would not believe

[Anonymous No.50237930]

It's time for some crussy

[Anonymous No.50237940]

>>50237920
in the end, we always win.

[Anonymous No.50237943]

>>50237863
kinda based. see ya chuds

[Anonymous No.50237952]

>>50237764
$386.

[Anonymous No.50237956]

>>50237801
I dont know why but these things are so cool. Even though it would suck being months on end there it just looks cool and comfy.

[Anonymous No.50237963]

>>50237956
Same, I absolutely want to live on one.

[Anonymous No.50237967]

>>50237930
Jokes on you im into monstergirls

[Anonymous No.50237976]

>>50237895
I don't like most of what bye den has done in office, but the fact he hasn't had his dipshit fuckup kid kennedy'd off a bridge in the night is pretty neat. Dumb, massively dumb from a logical standpoint, but he do be loving that fuckup retard doe.

[Anonymous No.50237982]

Can we just skip the foreplay and price in the heat death of the universe already

[Anonymous No.50237996]

>>50237895
link to all texts?

[Anonymous No.50237999]

More crab girls

[Anonymous No.50238005]

>>50237982
the big bang is a fake theory

[Anonymous No.50238009]

>>50237982

[Anonymous No.50238014]

>>50237963
>>50237956
I just watched 10 minutes of life on an oilrig because of OP picture. Agree, looks pretty calming living on a remote hotel in the sea.

[Anonymous No.50238026]

Yo Rogers internet is down Canada wide. My woke coworker says (((they))) usually do things on Fridays. Any happenings?

[Anonymous No.50238038]

>>50237769
>No, I have a deal with some jerk off on here
Thats me, as expected, all you did was make yourself out to be a fool

[Anonymous No.50238055]

>>50238014
/smg/ should pool our money and buy a used oil rig, and then live in the middle of the ocean where no one can bother us. We'll just trade via an underwater fiberoptic able.

[Anonymous No.50238061]

Its gonna dump. No way investors hold over the weekend for CPI Wednesday. Insiders will get the news early Tuesday just like last time. Best case scenario they move it sideways till the release

[Anonymous No.50238067]

>>50237982
>it's already priced in as a nothingburger
STONKS ONLY GO UP FUCKBOYS

WOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.50238082]

>>50237913
kys

[Anonymous No.50238086]

>>50237976
It's kind of sad desu because I think Joe realizes he fucked up badly raising Hunter and wants to make up for it but the damage is already done. You are stuck with a crack addict manipulative piece of shit son. It's really a brutal life lesson going on in the white house right now.

[Anonymous No.50238094]

>>50238061
Has jackshit to do with that and more to do with tute money pumping shit to exit at a good point before the weekend so they can buy back in monday, because holding shit through a weekend is rarted.

[Anonymous No.50238095]

>>50238061
is inflation good for commodities/oil

[Anonymous No.50238102]

>>50238055
Isn't this the premise for like one of the Metal Gear solids but we will be obsessed with stock markets instead of wars?

[Anonymous No.50238105]

>>50238082
how much have you lost today

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50238110]

>>50238038
You're a jerk-off huh? You strike me as a jerk-off.

A fool who bought calls at 380 and sold them at 387? I don't think so. You're a lil bitter bitch.

[Anonymous No.50238119]

>>50238102
I don't know
It was the premise of one of the James Bond films too, I think Diamonds are Forever but not sure

[Anonymous No.50238120]

>>50238102
Yes MGSV you actually get to build outer haven. Peace walker too.

[Anonymous No.50238125]

>>50237996
Some journalist that bought a copy of his laptop and is hiding in Switzerland trying not to get heemed.

[Anonymous No.50238142]

>>50238086
>>50237996
what did he do to raise such a shithead?
just “spoiled”?

[Anonymous No.50238154]

Im thinking of going all in SPY november $365p
What do you think

[Anonymous No.50238164]

>>50238086
That's the shitty part about having kids. Even if they end up being monsters, or even just being shitbags, you still love them. Either be a good dad when they're young so they don't turn into turds when they get older, or deal with them being a turd by being a good dad and loving them when they're a broken piece of shit. I'd imagine it's not an uncommon story for people with long careers in politics or other white collar jobs that demand an assload of time and emotional attention. I still don't like most of what the dude has done in office but he still gives a damn about his kid and hasn't had him mossad'd and that's impressive in a queer sort of way on its own.

[Anonymous No.50238167]

>>50238125
so you got em from a torrent?

[Anonymous No.50238169]

>>50238105
Did you know that statistically for every 10 points the SPX drops 40,000 additional people die? You are profiting off of death. I hope you're proud of the havoc you've wreaked. I'm reporting this

[Anonymous No.50238172]

>>50238142
Poor doggo

[Anonymous No.50238185]

Inside and outside /smg/ bobos are desperate. I'm thinking we end green.

[Anonymous No.50238186]

two picks i've been looking at recently - please tear them apart:
$FL - buyback meme (~50% of mcap)
$PJT - think RSSG will be a major theme in the coming years given all the dead weight that needs to be cut, and they're the best

also, babby question - but what's the opposite of "the street"... can't think of the term, on the tip of my tongue

[Anonymous No.50238196]

>>50238142
Showers with dad.
Mom died in car crash while you were in the backseat (probably got some head trauma). Forced to accept your hot babysitter as your new mom.
No parental supervision as dad was constantly off campaigning and sniffing.
Associate more with crackheads than actual politicians (there's a tape of Hunter commending Marion fucking Berry of all people).
Unlimited "get out of jail free" cards.

[Anonymous No.50238205]

>>50238142
I just think he clearly had a favorite and it was Baeu. Baeu was the son who had a legit military background and a promising career in politics to take up the mantel of Joe Biden but when he died shit just fell apart and it became blatantly obvious that Hunter Biden was never going to fill his brother's shoes despite filling his widowed wife and kid after he died with his dick. Honestly the whole situation is like an ancient Greek tragedy...

[Anonymous No.50238210]

>>50238142
>Have 50 year career in politics
>Spend every waking moment working and never get time with family
>Miss out on key milestones and moments when your kids are young
>They turn into retard shitbag scumfucks as a plea for the attention they didn't get when they were young
>Because they didn't get that attention they will always be shitty and any attention you give them will not be enough
>Maybe 1/50 manage to work through it with a shitload of therapy and counseling and an innate desire to live their own life free of the shackles of their upbringing

Can't just throw money and privilege at a child and expect them to turn out okay. Gotta spend time with them and show them love. That's hard to do when you're doublefisting cocks in the senate floor to push through bills. Sad, many such cases.

[Anonymous No.50238216]

>>50238142
retarded spoiled rich kid many such cases

[Anonymous No.50238217]

>>50238185
Delusional weebshit

[Anonymous No.50238219]

>>50238196
God, I wish I was a rich asshole.

[Anonymous No.50238232]

>>50238167
Nah I got it from some faggot that made it up. If you cared you would already know but since you don't it might as well be as real as your heterosexuality.

[Anonymous No.50238244]

>>50238205
>after

[Anonymous No.50238253]

I know it's going to happen. I feel it deep in my balls. But my brain says to bail ans suck my thumb.

Do I do the unthinkable and hodl leveraged bear etfs.... OVER THE WEEKEND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.50238259]

chart finally updated

[Anonymous No.50238263]

>>50238244
Yeah I dont know who I'm kidding. Hunter was probably making moves on them before that.

[Anonymous No.50238266]

>>50238253
You only live once

[Anonymous No.50238278]

I'm still buying the dip. Semis are going to be propped up by both burger and chink goverments.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/schumer-plans-classified-briefing-us-senators-chips-technology-2022-07-08/

[Anonymous No.50238288]

>>50238232
ooo we got a real tough guy faggot over here getting upset that I don’t give a big enough shit about the senile president or his degenerate crackhead son kek

[Anonymous No.50238290]

Yeah I'm starting to think that we still have some room for more manipulation

[Im laughing at bulls !YdpC/gBCw. No.50238289]

>>50238259
>THEYRE NOT SELLING
>JPOW IS LYING
>MELTUP
>IM LONG TSLA AND BTC
that dumb fucking retard
*dabs*

[Anonymous No.50238298]

>>50238259
This is actually bullish because the US economy is the greatest in the world and this means we’re strong enough to buy our own debt now

[Anonymous No.50238301]

>>50238278
the US gov. are pretty well-invested into semiconductors

[Anonymous No.50238310]

>>50238288
Yeah ok you give a shit but at the same time you don't.

[NiceSvenAnon No.50238320]

>>50236915

[Anonymous No.50238323]

>>50238253
Why not just buy SH or VIXM instead? Much safer and you still get gains if the market drops

[Anonymous No.50238330]

>>50238289
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.50238338]

>>50238320
oh shit...

[Anonymous No.50238339]

>>50238310
i gave enough of a shit to ask you, so your thinking isn’t even consistent, femanon

[Anonymous No.50238350]

>>50237930
we are doomed wtf lol

[Anonymous No.50238370]

>people still think markets not dumping next week

[Anonymous No.50238372]

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1545443393668616193?s=20&t=YKKuZyzlwuzSeOIVouRjXQ

[Im laughing at bulls !YdpC/gBCw. No.50238375]

>>50238330
an extremely dumb retard that frequents this general that i hope is reading this post

[Anonymous No.50238394]

>>50238320
Please, let this bring about Super Hitler.

[Anonymous No.50238399]

Gonna buy more oil

[Anonymous No.50238403]

>>50238339
If you gave that much of a shit look at what the journalist in Switzerland releasing what is on there section by section. All of the information is available to you and has been for a while but if you want to be a femanon and put your feelings before facts than go ahead.

[Anonymous No.50238406]

>>50238372
I've seen this movie before I think

[Anonymous No.50238407]

FUCK why is it pumping again AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50238416]

>>50238399
>Jim Crammer giving investing advice to Warren Buffet
I can't tell if this signals the bottom or the top

[Anonymous No.50238425]

Tesla’s price action might be the most Jewish thing I’ve ever witnessed

[Anonymous No.50238427]

Fucking jannies

[Anonymous No.50238429]

It was a fucking bear trap

[El Arcón No.50238430]

That's a bad sign that my water still got poisoned when I went into the store.

[Anonymous No.50238435]

>>50238399
and just like that oil is going to ath

[Anonymous No.50238462]

How fucked am I?

[El Arcón No.50238465]

>>50236915
I would eat that and enjoy it very much.

[Anonymous No.50238470]

>>50238320
How do I buy physical German electricity futures?

[Anonymous No.50238471]

Guys.... the market WANTS to close green today
In fact, it WILL close green today
Just fucking deal with it, alright?

[Anonymous No.50238472]

>>50238399
lol lmfao

[Anonymous No.50238482]

>>50238427
>post /pol/ shit in stock market thread
>"omg wtf why did I get banned, this can't be my fault"

>>50238429
we've had like 4 days of bear traps

[Anonymous No.50238490]

>>50238339
Look if you give that much of a shit look at what the journalist in switzerland releasing his shit section by section has to say. He has to sit down and watch hundreds of hours of Hunter Biden's cracked out ass with escorts and messages. Or go ahead and let your feelings get in the way of facts like a femanon.

[Anonymous No.50238491]

Not sure if I want to hold over the weekend. I believe this could go much higher, but the risk of something happening over the weekend scares me.

[Anonymous No.50238504]

>>50238399
>Oxy
>Not OXY
Uh...

[El Arcón No.50238507]

>>50237071
I agree.

[Anonymous No.50238510]

What'd you guys have for lunch and what did you pay?
Wife and i went out for seafood (I'm on vacation and the baby is being watched)
I got swordfish and 2 beers, she got oysters and lobster grilled cheese.
Total bill $96... Ugh. At least the swordfish was good, I haven't had it for years given the Mercury and microplastic levels, but I wanted a treat

[Anonymous No.50238522]

>>50238399
>>50238472
Energy is safe.
Oxy is a divvie stock.
Berkshire can't move without signaling the street, this is the best Buffet can do.

But when Berkshire is moving to divvie shit you know the end is nigh.

[Anonymous No.50238524]

This would be the 7th Green Day in a row for SPY. What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.50238528]

>>50238399
I need to know if Cramer is bullish or bearish oil so you can do the free money inverse

[Anonymous No.50238529]

>>50238482
Kys janny scum

[Anonymous No.50238536]

>>50237038
Tfw just mow 2 circles around the house and 2 circles around the woods to help with the bugs

[Anonymous No.50238537]

>>50238507
>that double top from last month
lots of mumus are gonna get heemed come earnings

[Anonymous No.50238544]

>>50238372

[Anonymous No.50238548]

>>50238323
Because I want a chunk of that sweet sweet gap down if it happens. It's an entirely emotional decision, which is exactly why it shouldn't be made, so thank you.

[Anonymous No.50238558]

>>50238482
>the presidents crack addicted son being investigated for corruption in a country we are currently giving billions of dollars to a month and the current administration is blaming for the bad economic figures, price of gas, and inflation has nothing to do with stocks
Yeah ok reddit, I guess reality has a conservative bias. Suck my dick jannies.

[Anonymous No.50238577]

No way this shit ends green now

[Anonymous No.50238578]

>>50238558
The j*nnie is Hunter B*den this cannot be disproven

[Anonymous No.50238581]

FUCKING NIGGERRRRRRR I HATE TESLA. BIGGEST LOAD OF SHIT. FAKE ASS PRICE MOVEMENT

[Anonymous No.50238582]

>>50238491
Then your positions are shit

[Anonymous No.50238643]

>>50238185
>>50238217
retard

[Anonymous No.50238645]

NASDAQ and DOW just went fucking green
Let's fucking go boys!

[Anonymous No.50238646]

>>50238581
Quit shorting the bottom bro

[Anonymous No.50238648]

Holy shit, this is so epic. Bulls are beyond fucking trapped on the random thought that we hit a bottom and every clueless hf and retail on the planet piled on leveraged ready to "buy the dip". The mother of all stormclouds has been gathering for the past months and is about to hit hard.
The unwind will be a thing for the history books.

[Anonymous No.50238651]

>>50238462
completely fucked considering that next week it's the great dumpening

[Anonymous No.50238655]

the dumping will continue when the insolent bears are liquidated

[Anonymous No.50238659]

Bobos are immoral.

[Anonymous No.50238662]

>>50238645
>People pay to watch this

[Anonymous No.50238664]

>>50238648
SPX 3k end of July

[Anonymous No.50238679]

>>50238507

[NiceSvenAnon No.50238688]

>>50236915

[Anonymous No.50238689]

fellas you ever start stroking your cock, look down, and just start mirin? damn, my cock looks fucking good

[Anonymous No.50238707]

>>50238662
Racing is a patrician sport, this board is full of racists that enjoy it. Also not even mad my post got removed and just happy to not be banned for posting /pol/ shit in the stonk general, thanks janny.

[Anonymous No.50238711]

>>50238688
>take that Putin!

[Anonymous No.50238710]

>>50238689
no

[Anonymous No.50238737]

It's time to take profits don't be a pig

[Anonymous No.50238741]

>>50238711
Honestly wouldnt lifting the sanctions heal up the markets?
Or would it crash even harder?

[Anonymous No.50238749]

>>50238741
Sanctions don't mean anything just a buzzword that the elites are using to shit the inflation blame

[Anonymous No.50238816]

sorry
forgot to announce

[Anonymous No.50238824]

>>50238741
Nope. Europe is too far gone. Short RYCEY like always

[Anonymous No.50238826]

>>50238737
I lost 5 pounds

[Anonymous No.50238838]

>>50238824
who the fuck is this beta

[Anonymous No.50238863]

>>50238816
we're going to pump all next week.

[Anonymous No.50238876]

>>50238824
what is your problem with rycey, bro?

[Anonymous No.50238881]

>>50238824
Do the needful vote for me
free vagine for all

[Anonymous No.50238888]

>>50238863
september starting early this year?
don't forget to get your picrel!

[Anonymous No.50238895]

CPI will be lower than expected next week

https://www.clevelandfed.org/en/our%20research/indicators%20and%20data/inflation%20nowcasting.aspx

[Anonymous No.50238923]

>>50238888
checked

[Anonymous No.50238953]

>>50238895
the june print is what's coming out, which is estimated at 8.67%. even if its lower than expected it might still be higher than may's
and i dont remember the last time we had a lower than expected cpi print. i think there was one fakeout in may right? look how that turned out

[Anonymous No.50238961]

>>50238895
>CPI will be lower than expected

so we pump even harder next week

[Anonymous No.50238968]

>>50238824
>india successfully colonized Britain
A true reversal.

[Anonymous No.50238970]

So... can we call it a bull market or is it too soon?

[Anonymous No.50238971]

>>50238923
Wait, so lining up like a guinea pig to take experimental medical procedures was a retarded idea? Feels good to be a pureblooded and smart enough to not do whatever the TV or social media try to scare me into lmao.

[Anonymous No.50239024]

New
>>50239018
>>50239018
>>50239018

[Anonymous No.50239057]

>>50238741
>>50238749
Careful that sounds an awfully like /pol/ talk and our jannies are from reddit

[Anonymous No.50239559]

>>50236915
i want to eat her taco

[Anonymous No.50240057]

>>50238688
Euros are always like “HAHA America! That thing that happened 1000 miles away in another state should make you take out your guns and shoot someone but you won’t because you’re a pussy!” And they have this going on and won’t do anything? How can Yuropoors even afford to pay for anything? Why don’t you leave?

[Anonymous No.50241060]

Hava Nagila Hava
Nagila Hava
Nagila Venis mecha.

[Anonymous No.50241216]

>>50238953
Exactly this