/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50229406]

Do it for the future of Nippon Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50229422]

RIP Abe

[Anonymous No.50229440]

>>50229406
JASMY 2USD EOQ3.
RIP ABE. LONG LIVE SONY.

[Anonymous No.50229463]

siga holders are homophobes

[Anonymous No.50229468]

>futures
my puts are printin next week

[Anonymous No.50229486]

Mfw He's still actually still Alive 0_o

[Anonymous No.50229499]

rip emperor weeabo

[Anonymous No.50229536]

>>50229468
check the volume lmao

[Anonymous No.50229591]

>>50229468
>bonds down
>dollar down

Where else can the money go, dear Bobo?

[Anonymous No.50229596]

west coast bros quick you need to pray to vega and altair so former prime minister shinzo abe has a speedy recovery
you gotta do it fast cuz tanabata only lasts another 45 minutes
they're the stars that make a triangle in the summer

[Anonymous No.50229597]

>>50229536
Give it a few hours,dumdum

[Anonymous No.50229606]

>>50229591
>dollar up
>b-b-but dollar down

[Anonymous No.50229609]

>>50229349
>no' does not matter. Shitskins can't farm, can't civilization. Literally does not matter. Elon is unironically more based then you, all that matters is genetics, and the pureblood still flows

What are you on about? I don't see how you can think having more niggers in society is a good thing. I don't think we need to depopulate but I do think blacks need their numbers limited or just be removed altogether. They're good at certain things like certain sports, and entertainment but I don't think having too many of them is good for any society, city, or country. Everything is moving towards automation so there really is no need for lots of manual labor or lower IQ groups.

Kind of funny that usually the only people who argue in favor of niggers are either niggers themselves or white liberals who have never even lived near any and only met the rare higher income earner ones. Never had to deal with them how they typically are or as a diversity hire.

btw buy spy puts soon

[Anonymous No.50229614]

>>50229591
>Where else can the money go
Huh,to my pockets,of course

[Anonymous No.50229623]

Heavy into EWJ tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50229627]

>>50229597
>crypto spiking

Bobo, please, you’re going to embarrass yourself.

>tomorrow is Friday

We’re gonna crab tomorrow at worst.

[Anonymous No.50229638]

If I want to be a dividend boomer which ETF do I pick? DIVO, JEPI, or SCHD?

[Anonymous No.50229655]

>>50229609
You live in a sub 100 IQ country, don't you?

[Anonymous No.50229685]

Just tell me biz, are my August 19th SPY puts safe? Or should i roll them to September?

[Anonymous No.50229688]

How do I stop being a poor fat loser?

[Anonymous No.50229692]

>>50229627
>we're gonna crab tomorrow at worst
I agree,the dumping is happening next week prior,and after the cpi number comes out

[Anonymous No.50229694]

is he dead bros?

[Anonymous No.50229698]

It wasn't supposed to end this way.

[Anonymous No.50229716]

European here, sell everything now.

[Anonymous No.50229757]

In other news, tales of a man who shorted 150,000 tons of nickel, got margin called when its price jumped 4x, and just didn't pay

[Anonymous No.50229766]

>>50229716
Listen, i know everything is shit over there, but why specifically are you saying this?

[Anonymous No.50229801]

>>50229757
>9.
kek

[Anonymous No.50229823]

>>50229688
Get rich, lose weight, and start being a winner

[Anonymous No.50229825]

Fats are not people. First for fatties should be rendered for fuel.

[Anonymous No.50229837]

>bottomed after 6 months of dumping
>everything priced in
>market keeps pumping because it is a FORWARD looking thing
>inflation is actually cooling, gas prices are going down
>Bullard indicating his openness to a fed pivot
>bobo niggers just post the same shit every day like its /GME/
The only reason most of your posts aren't in the spam filter is because the janny is a bobo.

[Anonymous No.50229846]

>>50229825
Based

[Anonymous No.50229852]

>>50229837
>6 months of dumping
It's been years of a steady downwards fall and guess what? there's still room to keep falling

[Anonymous No.50229855]

>>50229609
You have been filtered by the great filter. Better luck next time, enjoy your eternity.

[Anonymous No.50229861]

>>50229825
exercise the obese to produce energy. it's green, you see. green energy.

[Anonymous No.50229862]

>>50229801
We all know the adage about a billion dollar loan being the bank's problem, but damn

[Anonymous No.50229865]

>>50229825
Couldn't agree more.

[Anonymous No.50229868]

>>50229852
meds now

[Anonymous No.50229876]

>>50229837
>market keeps pumping
You have a very generous definition of pumping, anon. This isn't even a particularly strong bear market rally yet.

[Anonymous No.50229893]

>>50229837
Sorry Mumu

[Anonymous No.50229894]

>>50229862
chad move there by chang

[Anonymous No.50229895]

>>50229868
What did you mean by that?
Unironically,you're just shitposting aren't you?

[Anonymous No.50229925]

>He doesn't know about Melchior's theorem
>He hasn't been watching the spreads on the M2 M3 VIX futures term structure
>He hasn't noticed the insane levels of kurtosis on the short term treasury rates spreads
Tomorrow, a death vortex of vanna and charm will cascade through the derivatives market the likes of which have not been seen since 1987. You fools will once again say "why didn't anyone on /smg/ see this coming and I will be sitting here laughing while The Storm consumes you all. Lol. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.50229937]

>>50229895
>It's been years of a steady downwards fall and guess what? there's still room to keep falling
do you have brain damage

[Anonymous No.50229972]

>>50229937
>do you have brain damage
Yes,but that's not important here,other than your goalpost moving

[Anonymous No.50229983]

>>50229972
based bullbro pretending to be a boboposter almost had me

[Anonymous No.50229987]

>>50229895
>>50229972
>goalpost moving
>the market has been falling for years
you weren't joking about the brain damage, were you? at least I hope you weren't because this you're genuinely retarded if you're serious

[Anonymous No.50230019]

>>50229861

Do anime nuns try to exercise fat ducks? Man I don't even know anymore

[Anonymous No.50230028]

So can we expect a bear market?

[Anonymous No.50230038]

>>50230019
That picture is very confusing.

[Anonymous No.50230083]

[Anonymous No.50230090]

>>50229837
excellent cope. earnings estimates havent even been revised, and you think recession is fully priced in? what a laugh

[Anonymous No.50230091]

>>50229627
>>50229692
My projection was a friday crab leading into several days of dumping before the CPI, like the last 7 months. Inflation is not bullish. Luckily we are reaching a point, soon enough, where the inflation will slow.

[Anonymous No.50230108]

>>50230019
It's a very complex metaphor.

[Anonymous No.50230110]

>>50229972
This is a very gay picture. Maybe it's because of all the fags on the left in hoodies or the fact 3 of them look like they're mirin' Jason Momoa and his posse of Arab guys in suits.

[Anonymous No.50230125]

>>50230019
>Do anime nuns try to exercise fat ducks?
For me, it's chickens.

[Anonymous No.50230144]

>>50230110
Ur just seeing things m8

[Anonymous No.50230190]

>>50229406
>the guy who did it is an army man
>Jap army is under direct burger control
>Abe was the only guy who ever pursued pro-independence policies
Glowie shits claim another one...

[Anonymous No.50230199]

Guide to debunking bobo mouth breathing retards
>Recession
Priced in, also bullish if it happens because adds pressure on Powell to pivot.
>CPI
Priced in way above reality, bullish if it comes in any lower than expectations.
>MUH yield curve
Refer to the previous point about recession.

[Anonymous No.50230202]

>>50229609
Just because this is a slow thread: shitskins don't matter. Full stop. Period. You are thinking within an absurd framework wherein some type of democratic system prevails, but then why worry about non-human? If they take over then everything collapses. And if the world falls to darkness how many blue eyed aryan supermen does it take to the wasteland? 5k? Less? (Less.) You are thinking at least one level too low.

[Anonymous No.50230205]

>>50229837
Literally the only smart poster in a sea of bobo faggots in this thread.
>>50230090
Yes, it very clearly is.

[Anonymous No.50230209]

>>50230199
Holy shit bull bros...i am thinking we are back....

[Anonymous No.50230212]

What does ICT stand for? Read some guides on the topic but they didnt elaborate.
International currency trading?

[Anonymous No.50230233]

DXY rippin frfr

[Anonymous No.50230262]

>>50230205
no, it literally is not since the literal estimates have not been adjusted. you can say "BUT DA MARKET WENT DOWN IT'S PRICED IN!!!" except you look at the EPS estimates and they havent been cut at all you dumb fucking lemming

[Anonymous No.50230291]

>>50230199
>August earning reports come in negative
Uh....

[Anonymous No.50230293]

I don't get why people think things are priced in.

[Anonymous No.50230297]

>>50230262
EPS will increase due to inflation :^)

[Anonymous No.50230310]

Been playing with short certificates for a few months. Have managed to go from 4000 copper short certs to 6000 through the bear market rallies.

[Anonymous No.50230311]

>>50230297
infinite growth we are BACK bullbros!

[Anonymous No.50230318]

>>50230297
holy shit, bobo its over 4 u

[Anonymous No.50230322]

GIB ME DEM EUROS FOR MI BILLS fr fr

GONNA GET ME SOME FRENCH PUSSA fr fr

[Anonymous No.50230335]

>Barron's: why recession now is better than recession later

[Anonymous No.50230345]

>>50230233
Euro shitcoin won't stop dumping, just 1% more to parity

[Anonymous No.50230359]

>>50230345
The Euro cannot exist long term since it is tied to Italy, Greece, Portugal, etc.

[Anonymous No.50230383]

Bros why doesn’t Legarde just turn the euro off for the rest of the year??

[Anonymous No.50230393]

>>50230297
>Mumus never heard of Stagflation

[Anonymous No.50230423]

>>50230393
we are prepared

[Anonymous No.50230444]

honestly i kinda feel for gold bros. they get fucked in every conceivable way almost constantly

[Anonymous No.50230463]

Why did we pump yesterday guys? I've been tuned out for the last few months sitting on cash

[Anonymous No.50230467]

>>50230423
nobody should be holding oil until after the recession crashes everything. theres just no point. why risk it? just wait till the crash then buy oil

[Anonymous No.50230484]

>>50230444
If you hold pms you should be prepared to not give a single fuck about the fake gay market moves and hold for decades

[Anonymous No.50230496]

>>50230423
>duuude value stocks did really well half a century ago
They did didn't they. Twas a different time though

[Anonymous No.50230518]

>>50230496
the current macro situation all around the world is a lot more similar to that time half a century ago than it is to the previous decade of tech led growth

[Anonymous No.50230522]

>>50230423
70s tech must've been a joke

[Anonymous No.50230527]

>>50229692
But that’s what everyone thinks. It will pump just enough to liquidate retail shorts then dump into oblivion once everyone is convinced the golden bull run is on

[Anonymous No.50230537]

>>50230527
thats why /smg/ is a buy and hold (shorts) general! we listen to jack bogle here

[Anonymous No.50230541]

>>50230522
>implying

They did wonderful stuff with what they had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

[Anonymous No.50230543]

>>50230496
value is outperforming growth currently. inflation and negative GDP hurts high PE growth stocks the most. dont be in them

[Anonymous No.50230544]

>>50230463

[Anonymous No.50230546]

>>50230444
Gold bros don't have to worry as much though. Once you start getting real fucking money you get a nice secure safe and just buy gold with a portion of your money. The point is the gold will always have some sort of value, so in virtually any scenario you'll have that protection. You don't need to be all in gold but it should probably be apart of your folio later on in life.

[Anonymous No.50230557]

>>50230463
yields coming down due to recession fears, market expects a pivot from the fed in the future, also hopes for cooler CPI report because commodities and oil down a ton in the last month

[Anonymous No.50230573]

>phenomenal art
>solid story that i actually enjoy reading
>mid gameplay but painless and fun to setup
>chibis still suck

im having fun but mainly because i luckchaded my rolls

[Anonymous No.50230574]

>>50230557
oil was still at $106 the last day of june, and was as high as $123 earlier in june, and gas prices lag oil, and dont come down nearly as much. not happening

[Anonymous No.50230590]

>>50230574
all commodities crashed over the past month
it was unironically why we pumped
natural gas especially, but all commodities, metals, softs, grains
really helped the market gain the (false) impression that inflation was peaking, if raw materials were all crashing down hard

[Anonymous No.50230594]

>gf leaves for a few days
>finally some time alone
>masturbate for days
>as a degen coomer decide to buy zucchini on day 2 to put up my ass
>oh god yes
>cum
>realize I now have two zucchinis
>would be a waste to throw them out now
>wash them, cut them up
>decide to eat them anyway after baking
>get massive stomach cramps and liquid shits
Uhhhh, how do I profit of this?

[Anonymous No.50230605]

>>50230518
But there's a new element of retarded western governments doing everything they can to sabotage many of those value stocks. OIL may be going up but XOM still has to struggle against retarded regulation

[Anonymous No.50230610]

>>50230594
You start an onlyfans page and record yourself being a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.50230612]

>>50230594
sounds like SIGA to me gaysex bro

[Anonymous No.50230613]

>>50230594
i hope this is copypasta

[Anonymous No.50230618]

>>50230594
Careful this is how STDs are started

[Anonymous No.50230632]

>>50230574
gas is down over 10% nation wide

[Anonymous No.50230637]

>>50230610
Would that really make me money? I thought that was a women only thing

[Anonymous No.50230645]

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

[Anonymous No.50230652]

>>50230632
that happened in july though

[Anonymous No.50230658]

>>50230645
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

[Anonymous No.50230712]

>>50230632

There is like 18 cent drop in gas prices. It's literally just a quick dip before the midterms. I hope you know it's going to $11 the day after the midterms

[Anonymous No.50230714]

What's an easy x10 in this bullrun?

[Anonymous No.50230725]

DAX turning red hahahah

[Anonymous No.50230802]

>YFW EUROBUXX RUGGING

[Anonymous No.50230823]

>>50230712
Good cuz I'm so deep in oil you couldn't tell

[Anonymous No.50230848]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50230872]

USD will be stronger than EUR by market open.

[Anonymous No.50230908]

EUR third world currency when?
Thinking of retiring in Europe

[Anonymous No.50230918]

>>50230872
that would probably crash the market unironically. i dont think we'll get it for a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.50230921]

>EU going bankrupt to slurp the morning SPR so their citizens don't freeze to death come winter
kek

[Anonymous No.50230928]

>>50230908
We are full, thank you

[Anonymous No.50230937]

>>50229591
gold

[Anonymous No.50230946]

rip confirmed ;(

[Anonymous No.50230962]

>>50230946
im not seeing it

[Anonymous No.50230969]

>>50230946
thats the dude who made death stranded or whatever?

[Anonymous No.50230975]

>>50230962
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2022-07-08/former-japan-pm-abe-collapses-after-shots-heard

[Anonymous No.50230984]

>>50230969
No that's the guy who made one piece dumbass

[Anonymous No.50230994]

>>50230946
Jackie chan ?

[Anonymous No.50230996]

>>50230946
I whonder who's behind this attempt?

[Anonymous No.50231005]

>>50230946
rip shinzo..poor guy.

[Anonymous No.50231012]

>>50230996
Some fucking incel look him up

[Anonymous No.50231013]

>>50230975
That doesn't "confirm" his death.

[Anonymous No.50231015]

>>50230969
>>50230996
just looked it up, turns out its some schizo politician who claimed Ukraine was responsible for r*ssias deplorable invasion. the right side of history will not miss him

[Anonymous No.50231029]

>>50230946
Who must go?

[Anonymous No.50231031]

>>50231013
sure, of course NHK would jump the gun and report a former PM's fake death, makes absolute sense

[Anonymous No.50231069]

>>50230962

[Anonymous No.50231112]

>>50231031
>troooooost the heckin NHK! TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Fucking faggot libtard. Abe is alive and well.

[Anonymous No.50231125]

>>50231112
based retard

[Anonymous No.50231177]

>>50230946
>Tells Japs to have sex
>Gets killed
Shame

[Anonymous No.50231193]

SHINZO DONE-ZO
ABE EATS LEAD, NOT PUSSY
STORY ON PAGE 9

[Anonymous No.50231214]

green.

[Anonymous No.50231217]

just wanna pee and poo like a free wolf of wall street

[Anonymous No.50231225]

>>50229468
You're right but it'll be Thursday. If you waited to buy puts next Wed you'd maximize your returns. Learn 2 swing stupid Bobo

[Anonymous No.50231235]

>>50229627
Today is gonna be blood green

[Anonymous No.50231252]

>>50229825
I'd vote for you

[Anonymous No.50231262]

>>50229837
Bro the market will keep dumping until cpi beats expectation and the rate hikes cease.

>>50229852
Years? Watchu talkin bout, Bobo

[Anonymous No.50231274]

UUUU
UEC
DNN

[Anonymous No.50231287]

>>50231125
Never underestimate the power of collective positive thought

[Anonymous No.50231320]

>stock market tries to do an epic recovery
>leftist destroys our dream by killing the former pm
sucks, really sucks

[Anonymous No.50231334]

This place is kinda nice when the namefags, avatarcunts and animetroons are all fucktoff

[Anonymous No.50231340]

So japan is fucked right?

[Anonymous No.50231393]

>>50231340
They have an election Sunday iirc, idk how this will change anything might help his party might not

[Anonymous No.50231433]

>>50231340
He was already "retired", if anything this ensures Japan will stay the same forever

[Anonymous No.50231457]

>>50231433
>He was already "retired"
He was literally doing a campaign speech as he got assassinated...

[Anonymous No.50231467]

>>50231457
He was campaigning for his party, he's not PM anymore

[Anonymous No.50231480]

>>50231340
Why would somebody do this, I don’t know Japan so I don’t know what grievances they might have against abe

[Anonymous No.50231501]

>born just in time to see my country get a useless hyperinflatory currency
thanks european union

[Anonymous No.50231531]

>>50231501
>1 USD is 0.99 Euros
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.50231589]

>>50231112
yeah I wish that were true, libs can't handle real women

[Anonymous No.50231601]

What country are you gonna import your mail order brides from my fellow americhads?

[Anonymous No.50231629]

>>50231531
it..it means it's working!

[Anonymous No.50231644]

What just happened to make euro markets pump

[Anonymous No.50231654]

My portfolio is down 15%, but since I'm a Eurofag and Euro is crashing, I'm only down 4% (I invested in American dollars)

God bless the United States of America

[Anonymous No.50231709]

>>50231654

[Anonymous No.50231726]

>futas green
Bobo's about to rope

[Anonymous No.50231731]

>>50231726
See you next week,faggot mumu.

[Anonymous No.50231749]

[Anonymous No.50231760]

Small Caps...

[Anonymous No.50231763]

>>50231731
We‘ll pump then too and you‘ll get liquidated

[Anonymous No.50231765]

>>50231467
>He was campaigning for his party
Just like everyone in Japan, they don't have elections for PMs, only for parties, and then the party elects the PM

[Anonymous No.50231776]

>>50231763
>we'll pump too
With CPI comin out that's something hilarious to say the least,mumu

[Anonymous No.50231787]

>>50231776
>pic
Did he died?

[Anonymous No.50231823]

>>50231749
>japon
benis

[Anonymous No.50231832]

>>50231644
Well, they're 20% cheaper due to currency. Same way I'm increasing a bit of my Japan stonks. Meaning, my Nintendo position, that is.

[Anonymous No.50231860]

Where is the almighty crash ? I'm waiting CPI data to buy, but I feel like I miss the bottom right now. The buy signal was when they said there would be a crash on the news I guess.

[Anonymous No.50231880]

>>50231860
It seems to pump prior to CPI when there are no leaks these days

[Anonymous No.50231910]

>>50230946
F

[Anonymous No.50231930]

>>50231860
you missed the bottom, we're melting up now. Next stop is ATH

[Anonymous No.50231976]

Sucks about the former PM Jap guy. Think of the Hentai and Doujins man.. Hope this don't effect that any. Blood red today maybe, hopefully. Ukraine says they'll never give up so I guess the war will keep rolling on for another 6 months.

[Anonymous No.50232024]

>>50231589
he was killed today, bro, that's rude

[Anonymous No.50232029]

GMVD is the next squeeze.

[Anonymous No.50232036]

I'm selling the top.

[Anonymous No.50232037]

>>50231749
that can't be right, how is it possible for so many currencies to be undervalued by a significant % against USD?

[Anonymous No.50232060]

>>50232037
something milkshake theory

[Anonymous No.50232064]

>>50229837
>he doesn't believe in the power of the Shemitah

You will watch and you will learn

[Anonymous No.50232101]

>>50231274
.

[Anonymous No.50232105]

Can someone post the "when things go wrong, think of this pepe" picture? The one in suit holding a glass of champaign.

[Anonymous No.50232155]

>>50232101
.?

[Anonymous No.50232178]

>>50232105
That ain't us

[Anonymous No.50232185]

>>50232101
>.

[Anonymous No.50232199]

>>50232105

[Anonymous No.50232205]

>>50232105

[Anonymous No.50232209]

eat ze bugs

[Anonymous No.50232212]

>>50232199
>>50232205
That's the one, thanks.

[Anonymous No.50232264]

>>50232199
That's a good idea

[Anonymous No.50232279]

Does animeland have any cheap, undervalued companies?

[Anonymous No.50232287]

>>50231776
Looks like the big guy broke the sound barrier right at impact

[Anonymous No.50232315]

I'm sad about Abe. Why would anyone want to kill him?

[Anonymous No.50232316]

SIGA got UK approval gg

[Anonymous No.50232321]

>>50232315
Because he wasn't pozzed by globohomo

[Anonymous No.50232328]

>>50232287
nah that's just what people look like when they get slapped so hard that they turn into file name related

[Anonymous No.50232330]

>>50232315
Since it will have no direct repercussions on politics my guess is that it's to send a message.

[Anonymous No.50232331]

>>50232315
Dude… it was 157 years ago. Get over it

[Anonymous No.50232348]

>>50232316
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/07/08/2476511/9738/en/SIGA-Technologies-Receives-Approval-from-UK-for-Tecovirimat.html

Cruise Control

[Anonymous No.50232354]

how much longer until the bear market ends if we're going by averages?

[Anonymous No.50232364]

>SIGA red

Lol

[Anonymous No.50232369]

>>50231531
>euro still worth more than the USD
euro chads stay winning h-haha

[Anonymous No.50232372]

>>50232279
Nintendo, of course

[Anonymous No.50232378]

>>50232348
Shorts are shitting the bed look at the spread

[Anonymous No.50232381]

>>50232354
ngl, it looks like it could actually be years, but rejoice, it won't be a decade.

[Anonymous No.50232382]

>>50232354
>ends
it's barely starting,idiot

[Anonymous No.50232383]

What do you think about trend following /smg/bros?
>>50230757

[Anonymous No.50232393]

>>50232369
>strong money for weak industry and massive taxes
hehe, yeah, I love w-winning.

[Anonymous No.50232406]

>>50232381
why years? i have some cash i want to put into the stock market at some point but no idea when to enter with it. right now it's sitting in short term CDs

[Anonymous No.50232408]

>>50232331

[Anonymous No.50232417]

>>50229609
What's super shitty about it is that we could easily psyop them into being good citizens with simple marketing campaign
"Crime is for pussies" "crime is gay"
"Only losers refuse to work" "don't be a welfare queen" "only pussies don't raise their children" "drugs are for gay orgies" "only losers take drugs" etc etc etc

If we'd run that campaign and then remove all that didn't fall in line we could still claim to be liberal while effectively 1488ing

[Anonymous No.50232432]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50232436]

Thinking about throwing some money at SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50232448]

>>50232417
That's not compatible with their nature. They have always been brutal savages and they still are, putting them in suits and glasses won't change that.

[Anonymous No.50232450]

>>50232369
I just want to leave this shit hole at this point, Where do I go?

[Anonymous No.50232453]

>>50232436
>Buying SQQQ
>On a Friday
>In this market

Lol
Lmao even

[Anonymous No.50232460]

>>50232453
Why?

[Anonymous No.50232468]

>>50232448
They have 90iqs and the young males an inclination toward violence.
They're basically just Russians and Russia is doing okay

[Anonymous No.50232470]

>>50232453
We'll see who's lmaoin next week

[Anonymous No.50232476]

>>50232436
>>50232460

[Anonymous No.50232484]

BUDDY LOOK AT SIGA COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50232485]

>>50232468
Russians are over 50% whites though.

[Anonymous No.50232486]

>>50232450
i heard ukraine is nice this time of the year

[Anonymous No.50232488]

>>50232460
We short squeeze on Friday but even in the market, the pumps haven't been lasting to the end of the day.

Buy at open and sell at noon maybe but that's it.

[Anonymous No.50232494]

>>50232484
What's ligma?

[Anonymous No.50232495]

>>50232485

[Anonymous No.50232497]

Monke cases over 8500 now

BUY SIGA WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Anonymous No.50232500]

>>50232485
All with fetal alcohol syndrome and little man complexes

[Anonymous No.50232507]

>>50232372
>Big fat tits
>Tiny flat ass

What kind of shitty design is that???

[Anonymous No.50232508]

I'm down 17% on WEAT

[Anonymous No.50232513]

>>50232453
>>50232460
>>50232470
It's going to be green through Wednesday then dump Thursday. Buy puts on Wed

[Anonymous No.50232517]

soxl baggies are about to get heemed

[Anonymous No.50232521]

>>50232513
>Thinking we aren't crashing 7% on Monday
Lololololol
The holiday set us up for disaster

[Anonymous No.50232522]

>>50232508
What did you learn from this fiasco

[Anonymous No.50232526]

>>50232521
Nah. Maybe Monday the 18th

[Anonymous No.50232528]

>>50232522
You WILL eat the futures paper and you WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.50232532]

>>50232526
Your blind optimism is inspiring but really fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.50232548]

so you would expect some former pm in japan getting assassinated to cause markets to tank. the way markets are retarded, im expecting a big pump

[Anonymous No.50232550]

>>50232383
basic hedge fund strategy and most of them underperform the index in the long run

[Anonymous No.50232551]

>>50230212
>What does ICT stand for?
Insane
Clown
Team

[Anonymous No.50232565]

The bots are selling stocks this morning.

Fuck this stupid economy.

[Anonymous No.50232569]

>>50232522
>>50232522
>What did you learn from this fiasco
Don't ever fuck with commodities? And:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magazine_cover_indicator

[Anonymous No.50232583]

>>50232569
Pretty neat cover

[Anonymous No.50232596]

Are we dumping or pumping today? I want to sell for my 5% gains and buy back when things dump.

[Anonymous No.50232607]

>>50232596
We crab until CPI leaks then we gigadump/pump

[Anonymous No.50232610]

>>50230467
>perfect foresight and timing
retard

[Anonymous No.50232616]

>>50232607
Damn.

[Anonymous No.50232624]

>>50232596
we will fakepump followed by a fakedump so everyone is unhappy

[Anonymous No.50232630]

What the FUCK is SIGA doing?

[Anonymous No.50232634]

>>50232607
>then we gigadump/pump
how do I make money off of that without it just being gambling on a coin flip

[Anonymous No.50232645]

>>50232630

[Anonymous No.50232655]

>>50232569
i'm just an index fund pleb, but i don't think the food crisis is over. I get The Economist and their commentary on the food issue is more about if people are going to eat rather than what short term prices are doing. It's called The Economist and does have a business section, but it's more of a weekly news magazine. That doesn't mean that cover indicator thing is wrong though, as markets are often future looking so why the time the africans are starving the selloff begins.

I agree with you about buying commodities, I bought some gold in 2020 and it hasn't done very well.

[Anonymous No.50232676]

>>50232494
Well, there could be ligma bawlz or ligma grundle. There's also ligma butt hole but we don't need to go there.

[Anonymous No.50232681]

>>50232634
Secure crystal ball or talk to immortal Anon thread

[Anonymous No.50232684]

>>50232037
what, did you think inflation was good? these shitholes aren't good for their debts, they inflate supplies to wriggle out of them. it's roughly the equivalent of raising equity over and over and over, diluting shareholders.
the entire world believes the fiction that the US is a scientific monetary genius and always adjusts its supply to the correct levels.

[Anonymous No.50232685]

Go long VIX at least?

[Anonymous No.50232686]

>>50232630
Shorts are getting rocked by big money, that graph is violent.

[Anonymous No.50232691]

Hmm, is SIGA under $14,55 a good buy

[Anonymous No.50232698]

Alright frens I'm cash gang. What am I buying?

[Anonymous No.50232701]

good morning to all my fellow bobros

[Anonymous No.50232706]

>>50232698
Rum and chickpeas

[Anonymous No.50232711]

Can somebody post the BUDDY video link I need a laugh

[Anonymous No.50232724]

>>50232706
Love that picture. JPOW seems like more of a black tar guy tho

[Anonymous No.50232749]

>>50232711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLzJX8CRzM

[Anonymous No.50232755]

i don't get why the tradingview free version has a limit on the amount of TA indicators you can have.
you can literally just copy the code of the indicators you want and combine them into one single script.

[Anonymous No.50232767]

>>50232755
Most people are tarded anon. Won’t figure that out

[Anonymous No.50232769]

this is it, the final bear trap before the great melt up 2022. All bobo's will be liquidated today.

[Anonymous No.50232775]

>>50232769
>the great melt up 2022

[Anonymous No.50232778]

Thoughts on this contract?

[Anonymous No.50232785]

>>50232507
Do you have excess melanin?

[Anonymous No.50232786]

>>50232769
Is there a official Harbinger or are you just making this up?

[Anonymous No.50232797]

>>50232711
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.50232801]

>>50232786
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

[Anonymous No.50232846]

>>50232532
It's not optimism faggot I'm not a retard like you. Enjoy watching your puts burn nigger

[Anonymous No.50232853]

>>50232706
chickpeas are dry as fuck, literally would prefer any other bean other than a lima bean

[Anonymous No.50232858]

>>50232607
Gonna be a dump bro. No chance its recovered yet

[Anonymous No.50232860]

>>50229596
>speedy recovery

He's already been announced deceased.

[Anonymous No.50232872]

>green
LETS GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50232876]

>>50232853
>chickpeas are dry as fuck
That's why i mentioned rum,do you know how to read?

[Anonymous No.50232881]

>>50232872
aaaand its gone

[Anonymous No.50232886]

>>50229596
>praying to stars
Wew bro

[Anonymous No.50232890]

my nvax about to go green lol, insta sell or hodl?
Feel like this shits coming back in winter

[Anonymous No.50232900]

bobo is so clueless, he doesn't realize he's about to get HOOKED

[Anonymous No.50232902]

>>50232507
>Tiny flat ass
Hello, nigger

[Anonymous No.50232906]

>>50232890
>he still thinks it’s about Covid

[Anonymous No.50232910]

>>50232900
Check again,mumu.

[Anonymous No.50232918]

>>50232507
Someone pull up the preference graph

[Anonymous No.50232919]

>>50232910
Bear bros we back?

[Anonymous No.50232922]

EVERYTHING IS SCORCHING HOT
100BPS HERE WE COME

[Anonymous No.50232929]

Oopsie poopsie
https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4
<3

[Anonymous No.50232943]

Wait, fed meet is today?

[Anonymous No.50232945]

lmao what just happened

[Anonymous No.50232947]

>>50232943
RIP

[Anonymous No.50232955]

>>50232945
i believe you meant to say
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50232957]

don't look at the EUR/USD graph

[Anonymous No.50232958]

uhh, what was that candle?

[Anonymous No.50232960]

Steve liesman is honestly retarded

[Anonymous No.50232961]

>>50232919
checked

[Anonymous No.50232965]

>>50232943
No. July 28th. Cpi on 13th. Gdp on 24th I think. This was June jobs report.

[Anonymous No.50232966]

>>50232958
nancy and jerome must have had some pillow talk last night

[Anonymous No.50232968]

Yields have surged and equity futures declined. The interpretation of the data suggests that the Fed won’t change its hawkish tone any time soon, as Chris noted.

Bad news on the labor-force participation front, it’s gone down to 62.2% from 62.3%. That’s exactly the wrong direction.

The labor force shrank by roughly 350,000 last month, not good at all.

[Anonymous No.50232969]

>>50232958
8:30 data release

[Anonymous No.50232977]

>>50232968
This is why I said liesman is retarded. These idiots have no clue. IQlets

[Anonymous No.50232979]

I said yesterday that Abe dying and Unemployment is the perfect time to sell off the market leading into CPI. Let's see if its true or not intraday

[Anonymous No.50232982]

JOBS REPORT WAS GOOD

EAT SHIT MUMU

THATS BEARISH ACTUALLY

[Anonymous No.50232983]

>>50232969
>>50232958
Too many jobs, gives Jerome "Big Hawk Cock" Powell room to keep raising rates without impacting unemployment.

[Anonymous No.50232988]

>Canada employment change
>expected +23k
>reality -43k
holy shit Canadabros, you ok?

[Anonymous No.50232993]

All in TMV and DRV

[Anonymous No.50232997]

>>50232983
Rape hike continue until morale is restored

[Anonymous No.50233001]

>>50232988
they can’t answer because their electric got turned off

[Anonymous No.50233003]

Who's baking?

[Anonymous No.50233004]

>>50232988
Needs to import more foreigners.

[Anonymous No.50233009]

Oh come the fuck on are we really going to do this "good news is bad news" bullshit jesus christ

[Anonymous No.50233013]

I'll be back next week

[Anonymous No.50233020]

>>50233009
Clown market, bro.

[Anonymous No.50233023]

Didn't you know? Resistance matters more than support in a bear market

[Anonymous No.50233026]

>>50232960
How do you still watch that shit?

[Anonymous No.50233027]

>>50233009
Every single time. Until you decide to play along and invert it yourself, then good news magically revert back to being good news.

[Anonymous No.50233029]

>>50233009
THATS LIFE UNDER A HAWKISH FED

[Anonymous No.50233032]

>>50233020
They are literally going to do whatever silly shit they can think of to fudge the numbers until inflation "isn't happening anymore", it's wild

[Anonymous No.50233044]

>>50233009
>>50233020
>>50232982
Stop posting, brainlets. Go read a book you fucking losers

[Anonymous No.50233049]

Buddy, look at 10 year computer

[Anonymous No.50233050]

Markets immediately dumping on job report lmao
Very based

[Anonymous No.50233060]

>>50232988

[Anonymous No.50233062]

>NASD-ACK -1% premarket
LMAO

[Anonymous No.50233063]

>>50232801
i been fuckin' sayin' it. i been beepostin' it all goddamn week. PARALYSIS. biggest crab market of your life, until it's not. your time horizons are too short. stagflation lasts at least 2-3 years.

[Anonymous No.50233077]

>>50233044
NOPE

IM UP 11K ON MY SQQQ HOLDINGS RIGHT NOW

GO BACK TO THE LIBRARY NERD

[Anonymous No.50233082]

>>50233063
>that plunging LFP
What did wagies mean by this?

[Anonymous No.50233084]

>>50233050
markets don't like a 75bps hike right now today, but an entire day is a lifetime for a market that can quote equities every 5 minutes.
economies running 8-10% inflation don't even fucking feel it. one thought to the next thought for a trillion-dollar economy is six months long.

[Anonymous No.50233096]

>>50233084
they just confirmed 100 benis is highly likely now

[Anonymous No.50233107]

>>50233106
>>50233106
>>50233106

[Anonymous No.50233118]

>>50233084
Market has now completely priced in 225-250 target rate. Lets fucking go for 250-275.

[Anonymous No.50233120]

>>50233117
>>50233117
>>50233117
>>50233117

[Anonymous No.50233138]

>>50233107
Based

>>50233120
Based *and* redpilled

[Anonymous No.50233163]

>>50233082
my company, and every smart company, is on a hiring freeze.
be aware though, that if nobody is hired, LFP can still go up. why?
>The unemployed includes those age 16 and older who are available for work and who have actively sought a job within the past four weeks but aren't employed. It also includes people who have been laid off and are waiting to be recalled to a job.
>actively sought a job within the past four weeks
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/080415/true-unemployment-rate-u6-vs-u3.asp
we can have a "100% LFP" with U6 upwards of 50% and a total economic depression. you can be fooled by the numbers. right now, however:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/U6RATE
it ain't so bad. which means the freeze is real. that number can continue downward and it can do it for the rest of the year, and the fed will eat shit. i maintain that they have engaged in a policy error by failing to raise rates into the COVID recession, when billions (trillions?) of gibsmedats were handed out to consumers and small businesses. people were given money, but not given the choice of spend or save. you cannot save meaningfully with a FFR of 0% and negative real rates.
that is guaranteed malinvestment and economic destruction. a new recession now has to come to correct it.

[Anonymous No.50233232]

>>50232331
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.50233261]

Im all in on 0dte call spreads for the gap fill on QQQ. is it better to hold them to dust or try and switch to puts with whats left of my life savings?

[Anonymous No.50233289]

>>50233044
Well ya in a normal market this makes sense. But now all of a sudden in clown faggot market it responds how people expect? Wtf bro

[Anonymous No.50233375]

>>50233082
>82.3%
That implies an awful lot of women in the workforce.

[Anonymous No.50233549]

>>50229609
>Northeurocucks, how come the MEDBVLLS are both smarter AND attractiv-ACK

[Anonymous No.50234071]

>>50232209