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50227411 No.50227411 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>269 years old
>discovered the fountain of eternal youth back in 1776 London.

>I became multi millionaire selling snake oil in the beginning of 20th century.

>I have seen it all in life, industrial revolution, the great depression WWI, WWII, Invention of super markets, modern water systems, fast food, computer revolution, 9/11 and rise of 4chan.

>Visited every corner of the world 6 times. And lived in different countries with fake identities, oficially i am "23" years old.

>Know everything there is to know about every subject.

>Bought 500 bitcoin at $37

> For my last year i have been reading biz all day, collecting genshin waifus and pumping / dumping shitcoins just for the lulz.

>I won't give my eternal youth formula. All i can say is anyone can make it mixing different common household products you can easily obtain these days in supermarkets.

I don't care if you no one believes me, i just want to flex.

P.S. Nicolas cage is my favorite actor

>> No.50227437

ahh i see you followed /b/'s homemade crystal guide.
congratulations!

>> No.50227442

Is mustard gas the secret ingredient?

>> No.50227486

How do I activate the Quickening

>> No.50227495

>>50227411
Does the fountain of your make you young again or does it just keep you at the age you currently are?

>> No.50227502

>>50227411
>Nicolas cage
Only thing I believe in your whole post. And I like him too.

>> No.50227530
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50227530

>>50227411
>reddit spacing inside greentext

>> No.50227536

>>50227411
Why do i seem to believe you though? it's crazy.. for some reason my subconscious know this is true and mainly it has to do with the image you have inserted in the thread, It's a well known fact or theory that nicolas cage might be a vampire or someone who lived a very long life, same for brad pitt and others..

I do believe you anon but in the same hand I wish I could talk more with you about diverse topics, I don't really care about the eternal youth potion at all because I don't want to live a long life, I want to live only up to 30-40y and that's it..
So could we discuss more about different things on the planet?
Also i'm more fascinated about the future, I've been having diverse dreams about the future.

>> No.50227549

>>50227411
JANNIES DO YOUR JOB

>> No.50227589 [DELETED] 
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50227589

>>50227502
>And I like him too.
How much in Cagecoin do you have then? Let's have it you cunt.

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50227649

>>50227411
this is basically the rothchild family if it was 1 person

>> No.50227667 [DELETED] 

>>50227536
>I want to live only up to 30-40y and that's it..
Back in the 90's I saw a lot of that, what if I told you that for a small sum of money, you could pay this organization that would take some personal data, and you would tell them the age, and inconspicuously when that age is achieved you just die, puff, you don't know when or how, just that you won't feel any pain or know anything, as a safe guard you see, you only can take rational decisions if it's not clouded by instinct.

>> No.50227745

>>50227667
Basically hire a hitman to finish one by a certain age? sounds rational lmao..

Could you tell me more about the past then? How was it back then? how many people have you killed so far? how many marriages? how many kids? do you feel depression and sadness? I'm only 23y and feel empty and no joy in anything I feel bored.
You ever been in brazil?

>> No.50227819

>>50227411
> 269 years old
> born in 1753
> 1776 would be 23
> multi millionaire Clark Stanley selling snake oil 20th century
Checks out guys

>> No.50227842

>>50227536
Same, I’ve just got a feeling it’s real.

>> No.50227938

OP did you ever meet any famous people we might know?

also the "immortal alchemist involved in crypto" was already a plotline in the /xsg/ ARG, come up with new material already, Arthur Britto is either a time traveler, immortal or a quantum AI. if you're real post a first edition Shakespeare folio or something as proof

>> No.50227953

Don't let the bear market get to you guys. Hang in there.

>> No.50227991

>>50227411
> All i can say is anyone can make it mixing different common household products you can easily obtain these days in supermarkets.
its bleach + ammonia isnt it ?

>> No.50228001

>>50227991
If you drink bleach you die, boy.

>> No.50228047

>>50228001
you dont drink the bleach genius, ofc you die. you mix the two and inhale the vapour

>> No.50228117

>>50227411
Baking soda mixed with water in the morning
Apple cider vinegar with water after sole daily meal
A tablespoon of olive oil in the evening

>> No.50228178

>>50228117
big if true

>> No.50228201

>>50227411
do you know the other 4chan immortal wo fought in napoleon's army?

>> No.50228224

>>50227411
500 btc isn't even something to brag about. My friend has spent more on drugs back in the silk road days.

>> No.50228957

>>50227411
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.50229054

>>50227411
>snake oil
you do not know what that is

>> No.50229593

>>50227411
If you know, then you would know Sony is Satoshi and jasmy is the final masterpiece.

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50229659

>>50227411
Have you met anyone else like you, or are you the only one?
>is the eternal youth formula sodium citrate?

>> No.50230082

>>50227536
This feeling is called mental illness

>> No.50230319

>>50227411
> For my last year i have been reading biz all day, collecting genshin waifus and pumping / dumping shitcoins just for the lulz
Lurk more before posting newfag

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50230353

>>50229659
No, Iron buildup removal, there could be more effective methods soon to be discovered. Patent was locked down until OpenAI and a /sci/anon found it.

Is it a LARP? Inconclusive, /sci/anon was confident and merits further research.

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50231390

>>50227411

What's your favorite place on earth?

Have you met someone else like you?

What is the strangest thing you have seen in your entire life?

>> No.50231427

>>50227411
give Nicolas Cage your formula so he can continue acting in movies for the rest of eternity, I wanna see that.

>> No.50231482

>>50230353
>Iron buildup removal
So... donating blood?

>> No.50231512

>>50231482
...No. Not even close.

>>>/sci/

If you want the elixir, go look for it.

>> No.50231520

>269 yo
>still a virgin
lmao

>> No.50231538

>>50227411
god actually imagine if you could live life like that would be cool

>> No.50232113

>>50231512
Cut the crap and share some links fag

>> No.50232174

>>50227649
he said nothing about worshipping demons

>> No.50232198

>>50227411
>make the philosopher stone at 23
>sell snake oil
>300 years later is shitposting

>> No.50232234

>>50227819
Over 100 years to get rich. Loser

>> No.50232240

>>50230082
Kek

>> No.50232388

>>50227411
>want to flex
>don't show anything
I have 15inch cock and railed ops daughter last night. Won't prove it. I just want to flex

>> No.50232729

>>50227411
Where in London was it found?
A classy place or perhaps a brothel?

>> No.50232744
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50232744

>>50227411
Also, did you know this god of a man?
He is my role model, transcending time.
>Timothy Dexter

>> No.50232789

>>50227411
Oh I believe you.
Guess who I am? That's right cuck. It's your arch nemesis. I'm the guy that has been cucking you all these years by sexing all your wives. You could never quite figure out why despite being so rich and eternal, and despite having multiples wives, ALL of them still felt distant from you and disinterested with so much alien discharge coming from their loose vaginas and the scent of semen on their breath? You always chalked it up to a delusion in your head, a side effect of the fountain of youth but nay! 'Twas I! Cornelius Cucksmith The First!
Now you know, there is more you should know. Your children are mine. Even your wealth is granted you by my benevolence. Your membership in the world's secret societies is at my tolerance. Tread carefully brother, for you know the rules to the game. We DO NOT share our secret fraternity to the NPCs on 4chan. We ONLY inform others of our favourite telly faces in private bi-annual meetings. This is your last warning, Isambard.

>> No.50232848

>>50232789
>to the NPCs on 4chan
>Cornelius Cucksmith The First
pathetic

>> No.50232862

>>50232848
Fuck off, David Cockett.

>> No.50232883

>>50227536
Yeah I believe him too, I’m an empath so I can easily tell when people are lying. I know most here think it’s a troll and will call us retards but if you know you know. These sort of things do exist but people are too blind to accept it. I guess some of us are just born with at a higher state of consciousness and those who are not just cannot comprehend anything beyond their narrow worldview.

>> No.50233212

>>50230353
Post link to /sci/anon

>> No.50233238

>>50227411
Nice, I achieved mine through biokinesis.