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Or some bullshit one? Can you describe it in three words /biz/?

>> No.50227395

>>50227389
I'm un employed.
Also kill me I hate my life.

>> No.50227403

>>50227389
I wrangle tards

>> No.50227404

>>50227389
Jobs are for slaves. (pay the most in income taxes l(ike retards.

>> No.50227417

>>50227404
>t. libtard with bullshit job

>> No.50227419

>>50227395
current neet here i need to get a job in 1 week to pay for my car registration

>> No.50227440
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50227440

i work from home

>> No.50227462

>>50227389
I fud ICP
I guess I have a real job

>> No.50227478
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50227478

>>50227389
>describe it in three words /biz/?
sure I can:
provide habitable living

>> No.50227492

>>50227389
i sell things

>> No.50227514

>>50227478
lol landlord is in the wrong column

>> No.50227565

land lord lmaooo. all housing will be free soon

>> No.50227582
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50227582

>>50227478
>>50227514

>> No.50227591

>>50227478
>landlord
>producer
Oh 4chin! Kekelz

>> No.50227592

>>50227478
>>50227514
>>50227565
hello r/antiwork

>> No.50227611
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50227611

>>50227389
>tech sales analyst
>Automation Engineer
>database admin


>ship captain specializing in fish harvesting and direct to consumer/business sales

>> No.50227621

HVAC installer

>> No.50227629

>>50227478
>>50227591
I hadn't even read your post. Even better.

>> No.50227641
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50227641

Lord of Land

>> No.50227659

>>50227611
>ship captain
More like provider of menial services on board of a trawler.

>> No.50227673

>>50227592
I love seeing them seethe.
It's nice they have something to keep them busy between working their freedom away to pay me for use of my overpriced apartments.

>> No.50228310

>>50227389
I make alcohol.

>> No.50228359

>>50227389
I write code.

>> No.50228397

>>50227389
Certified forklift operator

>> No.50228423

>>50227389
"You are racist"
>t. DEI officer

>> No.50228473

>>50227419
Shit I owe lights, car registration, water, need food, and at least 3 teeth pulled.

>> No.50228549

>>50227389
Psyop internet troglodytes

>> No.50228564

I shit post

>> No.50228649

>>50227403
Based fellow DSP

>> No.50228769

>>50227389
I add value

>> No.50228837

>>50227419
my shitboxes are expired
zero fucks.

>> No.50228880

>>50227389
All those jobs boil down to three words.

"I Do Math"
"I Code Programs"
"I Catch Fish"

>> No.50228896

>>50227389
I help criminals.

>> No.50229120
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50229120

>>50227389
I make games

>> No.50229154

>>50227389
Scientific research

>> No.50229326

I fuk pusy

>> No.50229923

I write

>> No.50229931

>>50227403
Based

>> No.50229948
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50229948

I gaslight women.

>> No.50229974

landlord
land lord
lord of land

>> No.50230003

>>50227389
I fully realize that this is a bait post but all of the "haha not real jobs bcuz more than 3 wordz" parts can all be boiled down to "I write code"

>> No.50230149

>>50227389
I build ships

>> No.50230167

>>50230003
correct, but if the person answering can't reduced their job into 3 words they are too stupid to be even considered competent at their job, therefore they are not needed.

>> No.50230180

>>50227389
I decorate cake

>> No.50230196

Digital Asset Manager.

>> No.50230198

I secure information

>> No.50230224

>>50227389
> I'm a people person

>> No.50230347

>>50227389
>If I don't understand what you do, you have a bullshit job.
This nigger thinks being a lithography process development engineer is bullshit when those people are directly responsible for the availability of the inexpensive microprocessors which power our industrial world.

>> No.50230358

>>50230347
getting filtered this hard by a cartoon

>> No.50230369

>>50230358
Take your meds

>> No.50230380

>>50230347
The comic isnt about the job but how you yourself call/describe your job, if you cant describe what you do in three words youre retarded and have a retarded job

Pretty sure any engineer can boildown his job in three words

>> No.50230397

>>50230380
Any bullshitter can make up 3 words to describe their job in a way which is correct but ultimately meaningless.

>> No.50230403

I fix health

>> No.50230406
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50230406

>>50227389
>Employment:
I study atmospheres
>For Free/Hobby
I hate niggers

>> No.50230421

>>50230397
Thats the point, useless people will take more than three words to describe their job because its useless and they need to make it sound not useless, go ask a inclusion and diversity senior officer what his job is, bet you wont get a short answer

>> No.50230436

i trade shitcoins
yeaaap

>> No.50230454

>>50227389
I answer calls (but I’m justed not bogged)

>> No.50230504

I manage laboratory

>> No.50230506

>>50227419
Temp warehousing gig?

>> No.50230516

>>50230421
>inclusion and diversity senior officer
I cultivate demographics
Makes as much sense and is as accurate as anything a LPDE could say in 3 words.

>> No.50230628

>>50227389
I collect bux

>> No.50230659

>>50227389
I kill niggers

>> No.50230711

>>50227389
Big Dick Welder

>> No.50230719

>>50227389
i make money

>> No.50230721
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50230721

I make maps

>> No.50230726

>>50227389
I buy shitcoins.

>> No.50230734

>>50227389
Biopsy syringes, pizzas.

>> No.50231536

I write software

>> No.50231571

village rapist

>> No.50231634

Almost any job can be described with very few words. The reason the descriptions get wordy is because people don't understand what you are doing if you use the short title. Everybody knows what a fisherman does so no description is needed.

>> No.50231682

>>50227389
I edit videos.

It's got all the qualities and feels that of a bullshit job, but is actually in demand

>> No.50231712

human resources

>> No.50231750

>>50227514
seethe and dilate

>> No.50231793

>>50227404
yeah, excatly. way better to have capital gains.

>> No.50231806

im an engineer
(that means... )
i fix problems

>> No.50231816

>>50230347
i dont care, fuck your technology faggot.

>> No.50232493
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50232493

>>50227389
Wealth/Investment Analyst

>> No.50232603

>>50227389
I hate women

>> No.50232664
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50232664

>>50231806

>> No.50232665

>>50227389
I source shit.

>> No.50232673

>>50232664
finally, someone answered with this

>> No.50232751

>>50230397
I drive truck.
You fake gay.

>> No.50232783

I code trash.

>> No.50232829

>>50230421
Most It fuckers will take longer then 3 words.
Unless you are an anal HR or management guy you take more then 3 words

>> No.50232975

I sell drugs

>> No.50233061

>only unqualified manual jobs are real
Why are low IQ boomers and /pol/tard millennials that pretend to think like boomers like this.

>> No.50233071

>>50227389
i do accounting

>> No.50233087

I moderate 4channel

>> No.50233109

>>50233061
because they work in a warehouse and earn 30K

>> No.50233140

>>50227389
I'm in procurement

>> No.50233185
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50233185

>>50232603

>> No.50233230

I investigate complaints for a medical device company

>> No.50233801

>>50227389
Insurance risk analyst

>> No.50234185

>>50227389
i bet biz can't guess my job title

>professional fortune teller

>> No.50234269

>>50234185
Day trader?

>> No.50234317

>>50227514
Lol. You’re a faggot

>> No.50234344

>>50230003
>fintech sales analyst
doesn't write code, asks me to write the code, and then doesn't understand what Bayesian inference is, and then asks me to explain it and do his job for him
>develop & maintain automated capabilties
doesn't write code, asks me or the much smarter senior eng. to write the code, and then tries maintaining it and breaks it
>create systems to record blockchain data
thank God I have not worked with anyone like this, but the previous two were real people at my last job

>> No.50234509

>>50230347
>lithography process development engineer
>"i make computers"
easy

>> No.50234546

>>50234509
That's wrong though. They'd be lying at worst, and at best it would be an extremely inaccurate description. An autistic engineer, the kind of person who actually built society, would never say it.

>> No.50235151

>>50227389
Feed and Seed

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50235250

I drive.

>> No.50235489

>>50227478
>Landlords.
Unless you bought a house, cash money, THEN rented it out I don't think landlords should be on there.

>> No.50235535

>>50227582
>>50227592
>>50227673
Beyond butt mad, please kill yourself.

>> No.50235559

>>50233061
>/pol/tard
Yeah but I don't think any job is bad, gotta do what you gotta do.
Why do 4chan users act like reddit users and assume that pol is one person?

>> No.50235571

>>50234317
Lol, you're butthurt.

>> No.50235630

>>50227514
Keep seething, bro

>> No.50238348

>>50227478
kek and saved to make landlets settle

>> No.50238347

land of lord

>> No.50238964
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50238964

I PUSH BUTTONS

like 90% of you retards
it's literally the main thing i do

>> No.50239232

>>50227389
all jobs fake

>> No.50239292
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50239292

i dont have a job

>> No.50239376

I build webshops

>> No.50239686

>>50227641
BASED

>> No.50239823

>>50227389
I sell dildos

>> No.50239983

>>50227389
Masturbate at work
Holy shit, I don't have a bullshit job.

>> No.50240286

>>50239823
Hey Varka

>> No.50240462

>>50230358
What a weird way of saying you took the cartoon too seriously