a board of gullible mongoloìds

[Anonymous No.50219102]

[Anonymous No.50219151]

>>50219102
I'm a mangoloid. I was born on the mango fields. Raised on the mango fields. Eating mangos and drinking mango juice day after day after day. That was my life. Each morning I'd wake up and find more mango around me. I'd stare at the mango trees and pray to the mango god to make it through the day. The mangolets in the cities just laughed at me. But then, she appeared... My hero. The mango fairy. She said it was all okay. She said I would become a mango. So I became a mango, hidden, watching everything through my mango eyes. Now I could see the world, not from my mango field, but as a mango, as an observer. I watched the brutality, the stupidity of mankind through my mango eyes. I joined this image board of green frogs to take my revenge on the world.

[Anonymous No.50219236]

>>50219151
95% of all mangos are automated. The same technology that was used to automate bananas has been used on mangos since the late 2010s. Mangos are usually set to attack their victims on a specific algorithm, and they are recursive, although the mangos can learn social behavior patterns and adjust themselves to a more refined fractal. Think of them like an evolving fractal wave function. If you pay close attention you can literally graph a mango's recursive function and map future progressions. Don't believe me? Check the mangos in your supermarket and overlay patterns. The entire mango supply is basically being directed by a few simple lines of code.

[Anonymous No.50219402]

>>50219236
This is false. It has in fact been deboonked. Mangos don't actually exist. What we call today a "mango" is but an elaborate ploy concocted by the exotic jew to fool (You) into eating the gross dejection of a little known cryptid called the Gnoam. These Gnoams live under the surface of the Saturnian cube. They've made a deal with the exokikes to get us to eat their fruit shaped feces in exchange for giving them the power to control the world, through psyop capable psyonic capabilities. the Gnoams derive great pleasure from knowing that clueless humans eat their shit, quite literally, every single day. Don't ever eat mangos. Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.50220035]

>>50219151
>>50219236
>>50219402
confirmed mongoloids reporting in

[Anonymous No.50220539]

This thread activated my almonds.

[Anonymous No.50220612]

>>50219151
I quite like this post. Doesn't even seem to be pasta. Is it OC? Good job cutie.