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I have an interview for a decent paying big boy finance job in 1 hour. Give me last minute advice.

>> No.50216678

don't forget to wear the yarmulke your dear uncle Moshe gave you

>> No.50216734

>>50216608
check to see if your collar is properly tucked !

>> No.50216743

>>50216678
I literally got the interview through a jewish networking site because I have a jewish sounding last name despite not being

>> No.50216760

Just smile and try to have fun. They want to have a good feeling about you. They don’t care if you know everything.

>> No.50216768

>>50216608
wear pants.

>> No.50216798

>>50216608
Wish you good luck future businessman.

>> No.50216820

>>50216608
don't go, you will regret it

>> No.50216859

>>50216608
Cradle the balls, work the shaft, swallow the gravy.

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>>50216608
Lead with a joke to break the tension, but stick to the business at hand.

>> No.50216905

>>50216743
>jewish sounding last name despite not being
nice try Mordechai but that won't fly here, congratulations on your new high finance position, make sure you mention during the interview how you learned everything you know from your grandmother who survived the holocaust.

>> No.50217011

>>50216905
I'll make sure to mention that to the black HR lady and wasp finance bro I'll be talking with