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What day is today?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50206275

>> No.50210984

will oilers survive the day?
I feel like I should have bought some boil.

>> No.50210986

fuck SIGA homophobes

>> No.50210993
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50210993

What has changed fundamentally to justify the rallies?
I started nibbling but still afraid to go fullsize.

>> No.50211001
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>>50210971
SAY IT WITH ME.


MELT. UP.
UP.

>> No.50211000
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50211000

I fucking knew my portfolio was going to gap down. Nothing fucking makes sense anymore.

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>>50210980
>lower highs and lower lows on oil. tick tock
Sorry, what was that?

>> No.50211003

SOXX target price remains $325

>> No.50211013

Uhhhh oil bros??? Why is my stock up 7% premarket? I wanted to average down.

>> No.50211021

>>50210993
Nothing has changed. MMs must think they’ve reached the bottom or that Jerome’s “soft landing” is likely.

>> No.50211030

>>50210993
Yield curve inversion implies recession implies money printing and lowered interest rates

>> No.50211037

I'm glad for the GME bros. A stock split is just what they needed to send it back to $400

>> No.50211040
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>>50211012
ironbro WAS the clf guy. he even posted a link to his stockwits page here on several occasions which is how some of us kept up with how he would heem himself with his recent gambling.

>> No.50211042

tell me why I shouldn't buy 10k worth of 7/22 calls on AMD? A 6% up move is a fucking double. they're cheap as FUCK. I can literally buy today and sell tomorrow for an ez 10k CASH

>> No.50211047
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>>50210971
this stupid fucking market is not pricing in a recession
i cannot believe the hopium wall street is on right now,

>> No.50211070
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>>50211000
>If we don't gap down tomorrow I will eat my dick
Chop Chop

>> No.50211072
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50211072

AQB will be 3 buck EOY, by Allah

>> No.50211073

>>50211013
Don't worry this pre-market pump will get faded hard.
Oil stocks are undervalued here, but sentiment got slaughtered so hard it'll take 2 months to really recover.

>> No.50211074
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50211074

>they don't hold GameStop

>> No.50211082
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>>50211047
>this stupid fucking market is not pricing in a recession
>i cannot believe the hopium wall street is on right now,


SAY IT WITH ME

>PRICED IN

>> No.50211081

>>50211047
We're 6 months into the recession. When do you think markets bottom? *After* the recession is over?

>> No.50211089

>>50211021
Hot CPI next week would be fun

>> No.50211094

>>50211070
I never specified what was going to be gapping down, and my TSLA put options are clearly going to gap down here.

>> No.50211095
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>>50211070
I would drink her pee

>> No.50211098

>>50211074
If you don't own at least 1 share of GME, you're either impoverished or just hate fun.

>> No.50211124
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50211124

>>50211074
>>50211098

>> No.50211140

>>50211098
fun is something faggots claim to have during gay sex. I will not be investing in gay sex.

>> No.50211141
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50211141

>GME baggies are getting cocky again and coming to /smg/ to shill

>> No.50211146

>>50211089
If only high inflation meant more money for commodities. My commodities positions get ass fucked by inflation because of “muh demand destruction” and “muh recessionary environment”.

>> No.50211159
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50211159

>>50211098
Kek

>> No.50211160

Watch IINN to pop at open, day trade

>> No.50211163

>>50211000
I GUESS WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOURE HAVING FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING BAGGOT. LETS SEE YOU EAT SOME DICK

>> No.50211165

>>50211124
Exactly. Look at those crazy pumps out of nowhere. You're telling me you're not willing to pay like $40 to see those hilarious, nonsensical green lines in your portfolio?

That's like not owning any lean hogs. The returns aren't the point.

>> No.50211166

>>50211141
It’s only up 6% premarket. Literal hopium. When’s the squeeze, baggies? 2 more weeks?

>> No.50211175
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>>50211141
>you are this mad

>> No.50211179

>>50211081
>We're 6 months into the recession.
No we're fucking not idiot. We're not even in bear market.

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>>50210971
redpill me on the shemitah anons
>2001
>2008
>2015
>2022
all were shit years, what gives

>> No.50211206

>>50211141
As I've learned so far, that's usually an indicator that GME will pump for skme stupid reason.
I don't plan on being priced out again, this time

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>> No.50211214

>>50211179
Final Q1 was -1.6%. Atlanta GDPNow has never missed by 2% this late in the game. Their Q2 forecast is -2.1%. We are currently *in* a recession, you pepega.

Or are you waiting for the NBER to wipe your ass too?

>> No.50211219

ready for another rollercoaster day

>> No.50211230

>>50211206
>priced out
>of that chart

>> No.50211234
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50211234

Hey bears

FUCK YOU

that's all

>> No.50211239
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50211239

>>50210993
They're hoping it's a 1987 style bear market that happened by a huge crash followed by a big pump and was over in a few months.

>> No.50211244

>>50211163
just look at the dog with the wagging tail, bitcoin is down folks, the market will follow suit shortly. #Crypto #ThursdayTrades

>> No.50211253

3 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>> No.50211255

>>50211040
Who remembers the CLFTranny troll Stock twits account and the SEC complaint (((someone))) filed on here?
>Wonder who that could be....

>> No.50211258

>>50211183
Lmao everyone was sperging about the shemitah in 2015 and literally nothing happened.

>> No.50211261

Seriously though why is oil giga pumping right now

>> No.50211263
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50211263

Oil?

>> No.50211264
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50211264

>>50211070
God Asian women are so fucking annoying. I couldn't care less about how tight your body is if you act like a fucking 6 year old. Also they literally never have a nice ass.

>> No.50211281

Green day my niggas: leftover fireworks from the 4th of july.

Bears, prepare your anuses if you still have open positions.

>> No.50211282

>>50211261
cause joe biden sent oil from the strategic reserve to china and europe

>> No.50211286

>>50211255
wait somebody reported clftanny to the SEC? I must have missed that kek

>> No.50211290
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>>50211209
not today bobotard.
the rally will be massive after your retarded president lifts the china tariffs this week

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>>50211239
>1932-1933: down 406% over 173 days
nigga what?

>> No.50211306

>>50211261
All the energy ones are pumping because of major inventory readings today.

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>>50211295

>> No.50211310

>>50211295
>When you're trading at 3x leverage and don't answer the margin call for half a year

>> No.50211311
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* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.50211313
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50211313

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50211314
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50211317

>>50211261
Shell came out and said “oil market good”.

>> No.50211318
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50211318

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50211319

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50211327

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.50211334

>>50211290
>he (bear market) rally will be massive

>> No.50211338

>>50211286
He was being an especially large faggot sometime last March. So, I reported his ass to the SEC, and he lost his fucking mine for a couple of days on /smg/.

>> No.50211342
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>>50210971
MELT UP

>> No.50211347

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.50211351

I got the feeling today's one of those no thinking and just swimming kind of day. #ThinkorSwim

>> No.50211362
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50211362

*knock knock*

>> No.50211368
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50211368

>>50211351
Better get to eating that “dick” of yours…

>> No.50211369

Samsung absolutely raped earnings. All you faggots who have been talking shit on semiconductors can eat a dick.

>> No.50211371

cetrochadmicalbros ... it's time

>> No.50211374
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50211375
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50211375

Turn the bus around! I was busy and forgot to buy the cheapies.

>> No.50211379

>>50211362
WATCH AND LEARN

>> No.50211388

>>50211261
>>50210834

>> No.50211400

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50211401

bobo genocide begins today

>> No.50211405
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50211405

But can we break the top of the channel? Stay tuned to find out!

>> No.50211406
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


STOP
STOPSTOP
STOOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.50211409
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>>50211311
lol wrong pic. however...

OIL? OIL.

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>>50211342
I panicked bought 100 shares at 13.08

>> No.50211423
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50211423

No matter what I do, long or short, I just lose money. Might be time for a few months break from staring at charts.

>> No.50211427

>>50211317
But what happened to le fears of le recession?

>> No.50211426

>>50211409
Shill me some oil/vs natty gas.

>> No.50211429

Guys you NEED to stop being so bullish and cocky or we will all get (anally) raped

>> No.50211431

>>50211413
$13 is the new $32

>> No.50211439

Is the recession cancelled?

>> No.50211452

>>50211439
>>50211214

>> No.50211458
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GME

>> No.50211463

Started going to the gym lads. Getting high test from looking at hot girls ass in the gym in the spandex leggings things.

Feels good man

>> No.50211464

I just bought 750 SIGA at 13.15. You convinced me, fucktards. Wish us all luck, rising stocks and no pustules.

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>>50211264

>> No.50211480
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50211480

So basically the destruction of the Georgia Guidestones set us free? How did CERN factor into this?

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50211482

nigger bait rally oh wowwowowo 1%

>> No.50211488

He made millions with this one simple trick: inverse baggie
>>50211351
>>50211368

>>50211405
We already did, the market just doesn't know it yet.

>> No.50211493

>>50211261
The market just remembered Europe is in an energy crisis and US is about to deplete its SPR. Retards really thought oil was going back to 60.

>> No.50211496

>>50211482
cope and sneed, we're hitting 400 today, and 420 by tomorrow.

>> No.50211499
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Hello, Based Department? The stock market is going up

>> No.50211500
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50211500

SOXL

MELT UP

>> No.50211503

>>50211467
Why does chairman Xi allow them to behave like this?

>> No.50211510

>>50210971
Bonds are telling a different story, same pump happened in 2020

>> No.50211512

URANIUM BROTHERS

>> No.50211523

>>50211467
She's sitting down, as soon as she stands up you'll see how unimpressive her ass is. Also she's acting like a complete fucking retard so my dick is so soft.

>> No.50211532

ive become a gasser
braps will lead my portfolio to a bright future and a europe without energy.

>> No.50211537
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>>50211488
>the market just doesn't know it yet.
What? How?
>Also nice get.

>> No.50211543
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>>50211464
they are holy to us. This is from a lab.
Jesus will win

see this :)

The USA planned to study the Ebola virus in Odessa.

This was reported in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation.

The Ukrainian military has antibodies to infectious diseases: 33% of the surveyed "got sick", 20% — West Nile fever.

This may indicate the preparation of the Ukrainian army for the use of bioweapons.

The US Department of Defense has taken the Ukrainian national collection of microorganisms to America.

Some projects on testing bioweapons in Ukraine were implemented in the interests of the Medical and Sanitary Service of the German Armed Forces.

Subscribe to @Sputnik

>> No.50211552

>>50211295
sent to the working camp until you make back 4 times what you put in

>> No.50211559

MUH WHEAT IS GREEN TODAY, BOTTOM CONFIRMED, GOLDEN GRAIN RUN CONFIRMED

>> No.50211563

>>50211467
How many layers of surgery is that face under I wonder. Definitely the eyelids and nose, probably the chin too.

>> No.50211564

DAMMIT LINE GO UP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? BUY REDDIT DAMN YOU BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYYYYYY

>> No.50211566
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>>50211480
They aimed the particle beam at the guidestones
This faster than light particle broke the space time continuum, and in a calculated effort, teleported 99.95% precisely on the guidestones
This highly elevated particle then absorbed all surrounding photons (the light) and mini-nuked the guidestones remotely
DEW it

>> No.50211568
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>>50211537
You see there's two channels: the gay channel

>> No.50211577
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50211577

Bought some SQQQ and some UVXY

>> No.50211580

>>50211261

Bidens plan to dump oil prices with flooding the market with united states reserves just worked for like 2 days till yesterday.
See you at 200$ next price target KEKW

>> No.50211581

locked and loaded, 100% deployed and all margin used, ready for this GAMMA SHORT SQUEEZE. SPY TO 400 TOMORROW

10K EOG CALLS
6K AMD CALLS
20K IN A COUPLE BANK STOCKS

>> No.50211592
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50211592

>>50211537
and the straight channel

Now we've broken the straight channel, the gay channel is going to bend over for the bulls.... cause it's gay

>> No.50211595

is Cramer an actual autist or what. In a good way.

>> No.50211599
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
I need a bigger pump than this
at least 50%

>> No.50211603

WE'RE GOING BACK TO $400 SPY

>> No.50211605

>>50211581
Local top signal

>> No.50211607
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>>50211566
FUCKING FREEMAN

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>>50211463
no that isn't how it works. Your test will not increase from just looking.

You need to inhale their pheromones.

>> No.50211619

>>50211463
Based don't quit anon, consistency is more important then intensity, discipline is more important then motivation, and make sure you are having fun

>> No.50211620

>>50211595
An actual autist wouldn't succeed in a job where you're supposed to lie to people every day

>> No.50211621
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50211621

I'M GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50211629

>>50211592
So you're saying I should have bought that SIGA meme?

>> No.50211632

OILCHADS WE ARE BACK

>> No.50211638
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TSM +5%

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IF OIL PRICES ARE DOWN THEN WHY MY PAYING SO MUCH AT THE PUMPS

>> No.50211645

Man, what has this country come to where thinking a "nice ass" means they have to be fuck huge and gross like a black woman's?

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50211646

bobo you ok?

>> No.50211649

WTF MY GASS IS GETTING USED TO LIGHT MY PORTFOLIO ON FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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My TQQQ calls

>> No.50211652
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>>50211640
IT'S THOSE DAMN GREEDY GAS STATION OWNERS.

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DRINK UP BOBO

>> No.50211655

CME is launching SOX futures.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/cme-group-to-launch-six-new-e-mini-sector-index-futures-on-august-8-301582166.html

>> No.50211660
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>all markets pump
>crypto pumps
>fucking GME pumps

This is it.

The final rugpull.

>> No.50211662

>>50211500
my shitty broker wouldnt allow me to get in. Now I am able to but ive missed my entry point

>> No.50211665

>>50211480
It was an anomaly

>> No.50211666

>>50211645
Is that really where your mind goes when someone points out that Asian women have horrible asses?? Come on man raise the bar

>> No.50211668

>>50211640
RBOB (and vagene) is what you want to look at. It has been decreasing over the past month, just not as much due to refinery bottlenecks: https://www.investing.com/commodities/gasoline-rbob

>> No.50211671
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>>50211629
>Gays
gays arent real

>> No.50211672

>>50211603
I said that yesterday

>>50211629
FA is redundant in clown world, I don't pick stocks anymore. Also they should have just called it aids2.0

>> No.50211676

>>50211645
I'm enjoying sticc ass more and more everyday.
In the end, it's all in the hips.

>> No.50211680

lol AMAT CLO sold $1.3M worth of shares yesterday.

>> No.50211692

>>50211653
KEK

>> No.50211693

>>50211652
...Do you really not think that gas station owners have been absolutely fleecing the shit out of people all year?? Because that's retarded

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>>50211672
>FA is redundant in clown world
In all seriousness, I'm mad that I spent time learning to read 10-k because who the fuck cares aboud fundamentals.

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50211698

So is this a good time to buy oil or not? What's the best non-leveraged oil ETF?

>> No.50211711

Just got another 30 TSLA put options.

>> No.50211714

>>50211698
>So is this a good time to buy oil or not?
You have about 45 minutes. Maybe less if they're speeding up today's SPR auction to keep things below $103.

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>>50211693
Generally, I operate on an "invert whatever the media/Government says" thesis and it has worked pretty well so far.

>> No.50211719

>A GLOBAL ECONOMIC DEPRESSION... You Are In One. IMPORTANT UPDATES. Mannarino

he's off the deep end bros

>> No.50211741

>SPX bashing its head against a resistance line
Uh oh, stinky.

>> No.50211742

>>50211696
Yeah it retarded but at least you were smart enough to adopt to your environment

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50211747

fuck you

>> No.50211751

>>50211714
Uh oh. I think they ran out of barrels for today. Rally's back on.

>> No.50211772

>treasuries selling off
>vix smash
>commodities reflating
>high yield credit breaking out with an engulfing
>dollar barely down, imagine when it corrects

its finally over. We survived the great 2022 recession. Now we can look to all time highs, the healing can finally begin

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>he doubted meltie man

>> No.50211779

>>50211640
CRACK SPREAD

>> No.50211783

>>50211747
:(

>> No.50211784

>another delusional pump day
The markets aren't pricing in anything. Central banks are still in a catch-22 situlation thanks to a decade of money printing and overloading on goverment debt.

>> No.50211785

>>50211693
You realize gas stations make more money when gas prices are stable right? High prices lower demand and store traffic. They make most of their money off of cigarettes, drinks, and snacks. Their profit from the gas itself is pennies on the dollar.

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>>50211655
>E-mini S&P Oil & Gas Exploration and Production Select Industry futures
24 hour XOP
24 hour GUSH

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>>50211772
Your healing has been priced in.

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>>50211747
Nah fuck YOU, buddy.

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50211817

>beyond meat up 3%
>zoom up almost 2%
Yup, this pump is fake and gay.

>> No.50211818

>>50211787
nor has europes heating
they will tongue my stinky anus for some lng this winter

>> No.50211824

Hold on.. is SOXL green.… for the week?

>> No.50211828

>>50211719
Ya best start believing in depressions anon, YER IN ONE.

>> No.50211830

>>50211772
Bloody Monday confirmed incoming

>> No.50211833
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>>50211668
cam on bottlenecks and get the fuck

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50211837

lads.. i think GDX has potential again

>> No.50211843

>>50211817
WE ARKKING UP BRETHERN
(dont take me seriously im shitposting)

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50211847

Check volume

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>>50211817

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50211852

How high is BBBY going?

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>>50211645
>Man, what has this country come to where thinking a "nice ass" means they have to be fuck huge and gross like a black woman's

Thank the media.
>>50211523

>> No.50211860

>>50211784
Oh we're going down, don't you worry, but first we're going up!

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>>50211847
The moment MFI started turning downward on 5 minute I hopped into more short.

Not gonna lie, this gay ass pump is scaring me, but I believe others on short side are more scared than I am and I have to make a move.

>> No.50211868
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50211868

NASDAQ NASDAQ GO GO GO
NASDAQ NASDAQ FOMO-MO

>> No.50211873
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50211873

>bears have weeks of euphoria
>one single day of green and they lose their minds
Just enjoy the ride, wherever she goes
Get your head out of your ass and adapt or die

>> No.50211881

It was a crab trap

>> No.50211884

>>50211662
MELT UP

you should have been buying on Friday or Tuesday when we were at 10

>> No.50211886

>>50211873
>bears have weeks of euphoria
You retarded fucking retard you had entire years of uncontrolled golden bullruns where even the biggest fucking trash that had no right to exist floated up to the top and landed on S&P and NASDAQ.

>> No.50211888

Imagine thinking oil wouldn't slingshot. Told you guys REI just gave up a 100% run. $2.30 cost basis here on my fourth swing with this gem

>> No.50211890

>>50211853
remember some anon found the exact location where this photo was taken. Thots shall fear the sexless autist.

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50211892

Has anyone heard of a little thing called GME?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she loves the way it pumps.

Wet wet.

Die Antwoord - Rich Bitch (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/8bdeizHM9OU

>> No.50211899

>>50211666
>Come on man raise the bar
post an example of what you want then

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50211906

>>50211886
*months
Then you must die, faggot

>> No.50211908

>>50211890
Given it's a dock and anybody who saw that bridge would probably consider it memorable it's not that surprising.

>> No.50211914
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50211914

loading up on MRNA sub $120 was a pretty juicy call if I say so myself. waiting for $170 to unload might happen today

>> No.50211916

>>50211833
NRGUBU walking back onto the pitch.

>> No.50211919
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50211919

>>50211824
>SOXL green.… for the week


MELT UP

>> No.50211923

>>50211892
post your bags baggie

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50211926

>>50211886
>no right
rights don't exist my fried, they're imaginary

>> No.50211934

>>50211784
They really are, their are no right answers for them. Honestly the Fed should just set the budget for congress, they can't be trusted to act like adults.

>> No.50211935
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50211935

PULL UP

>> No.50211937

I hope baggie lost his ass from shorting oil lmao

>> No.50211939

>>50211926
Rights stem from violence. If SPX doesn't go down today I will do violence on ZOG.

I have right to tendies.

>> No.50211942

>nasdaq 12000
>objective achieved
>now we go down sir

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50211944

>>50211873
>>bears have weeks of euphoria

Their euphoria was my buy signal.

>> No.50211948

>>50211696
You are being an idiot. Yes, you can see some ridiculous valuations that go against FA but you if you're conservative and still follow those rules you can earn a lot of money by sticking to them. Case in point - CVS in 2020 and its price today. It's not a FAANG but proper FA analysis on it would almost duplicate your net worth in 2 years.

>> No.50211950
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50211950

>immediately starts selling off at 10am
fucking lel

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50211951

>He bought.

>> No.50211955
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50211955

BROS

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50211960

did we get too cocky fellow mumu's?

>> No.50211979

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>> No.50211980

>>50211960
NEVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MUMUS UNITE!!

>> No.50212003
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50212003

>>50211950
She had nice booba and pretty eyes.

>> No.50212017

>>50211926
Laws are also imaginary, and money as well

>> No.50212023
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>>50211950
11 buy
12 sell
1 buy
2 sell

>> No.50212024

>US MORTGAGE RATES PLUNGE TO 5.3% IN BIGGEST DROP SINCE 2008
We're only in the beginning of it bros

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>>50212003
yeah and its all your fault cuz you didn't save her. she's ded.

>> No.50212043

FUCK
I missed my chance to buy SOXL at the bottom
Now I'm going to be forever poor and forever alone

>> No.50212048

>>50212017
>moving goalposts
I have no problem liquidating you and legally brandishing my firearms, but if I see you steal my money or try to hurt me or my loved ones by breaking the law, I will herm you so hard with this 10mm you'll be born retarded in your next reiteratation, faggot

>> No.50212057

EIA nat gas at 10:30, crude stockpiles at 11:00.

How much you want to bet this OIL rally was someone peeking at the fixed spreadsheets early?

>> No.50212059

>>50212024
Real estate hasnt capitulated yet.

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50212063

did anyone else get their TYDE? it says my cost average is $5.56 despite getting it as a dividend

>> No.50212064
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50212064

>>50211141
Those retards are going to get fucked over so badly one day.

>> No.50212068

>>50211261
Buying the oil dip is the easiest money I'm going to make, it was so obvious it was going to go back up. Many in /smg/ actually believed the fud when I was saying buy this dip.

>> No.50212070

>>50212037
Disgusting

>> No.50212072

>>50212043
SOXL $8 end of month

>> No.50212077
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50212077

Pro tip: Semiconductros are crack in all but name

>> No.50212079

This shit is fucked bros.

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50212091

I bought another QQQ put at the top earlier.

>> No.50212103

Is the volume even matching the pump?

>> No.50212113

>>50211141
I hate these bagholders so much. They'll claim they bought their bags at single digits, but they'll have never be able to explain why they didn't sell at $400 and lost most of their gains.

>> No.50212114
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>>50212077
>fractional shares
disgusting

>> No.50212123

>>50212068
If you think the oil dip is free money, you should check out coal.

>> No.50212137

my FFIE calls are making money, but my TSLA puts are fucking me in my pee hole.

>> No.50212140

>>50212103
no, the only one buying right now is the fed

>> No.50212143

>>50211030
>bullish recession
Kek

>> No.50212145

Uhhhhh SIGAs?

>> No.50212146

CPI releases next week, Wednesday 1 hour before market opens. Looks like they're getting the Bull Trap ready.

>> No.50212151

Bobros what the fuck why are we going up

>> No.50212150

>>50212059
Literally nothing capitulated yet.

No capitulation, no bottom.

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50212152

>>50212077

>> No.50212157

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

>> No.50212160

>>50212068
Oil today has big data releases.

>> No.50212169
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>>50212137
what the fuck is FFIE
some chinese shit huh no thanks

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50212175

Anon who bought MNTS, how are you doing?

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>>50212114
>>50212152

>> No.50212193

Theres too much fed shit happening next week for the vix to be this low

>> No.50212196
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50212196

One of you taked about shorting this yesterday

>> No.50212197

>>50212169
I think they do the international chess rating system.

>> No.50212211

>>50212193
This pimp is very suspicious

>> No.50212214

>>50212157
>Not placing hedges here
RETARD
RETARD

>> No.50212220

>>50212146
The CPI is going be lower than expected by like 0.1 and trigger a massive rally

>> No.50212222

>>50212145
Easiest money to be made

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50212244

>>50212193
VIX is always low before the big ones.
Make of that what you will.

>> No.50212249

>>50212220
are you nut? June was a fucking disaster in term of pricing. nothing improved

>> No.50212251

>>50211499
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>> No.50212257

>>50211263
Oil.

>> No.50212260
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50212260

I have a wicked headache this morning which means either everything is going to crash
or
they are trying to tell me I fucked up by shorting the market

>> No.50212263

>>50212175
I never bought MNTS, I bought SRAC. But that was a token amount so in 50 years I could look back and, if space is a real thing and Momentus is still around, I can be like a Boomer holding an AT&T stock cert from the 1800's.

>> No.50212272

>>50212249
it honestly doesn't matter because this market is impossible to predict anyway, if logically something should go down it'll go up, if something should go up it'll go down

>> No.50212281
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50212281

These market makers are some mischievous fellows I tell you what.

>> No.50212283
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50212283

>wake up
>clftranny was here last night after a year of missing
>i missed it

>> No.50212285

I sold yesterday so you're welcome.

>> No.50212287

>>50212249
Your talking to liquidity/zero interest rate drug addicts, every little pump gives them euphoria

>> No.50212289

>>50212249
It doesn't matter.
>CPI above expectations
Inflation has peaked, oil is down, buy buy buy buy buy
>CPI at or below expectations
Inflation peaked last month, Fed is done, buy buy buy buy buy

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50212309

Lol which one of you is this?

>> No.50212323

>>50212289
The inverse burry position

>> No.50212326

morning lads

what special hell is in store for us today

>> No.50212328

>>50212249
Nothing got worse either.
Hopefully the data's bad though. Bad CPI = big July rate hike = more demand crush and commodity declines = July/August will normalize better.
We're on the verge of a temporary stagflationary peak. 6 months of healing will help lead us into the next leg higher.

>> No.50212330

>>50212289
>market inevitably corrects itself
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS IT DUMPING

>> No.50212338

>>50212326
How do you feel about rapidly rising oil and gas prices?

>> No.50212345

>>50212326
NIGGER

>> No.50212348

>>50212249
commodities have been tanking since last month. unless average wages went up significantly (doubtful) CPI should be lower

>> No.50212349

>>50212323
aka. the jpow maneuver

>> No.50212358

>>50212330
Just an opportunity to buy more, QE and ZIRP are coming back soon

>> No.50212366

>>50212338
>How do you feel about rapidly rising oil and gas prices?
The price of gas has gone down every day for several weeks
https://gasprices.aaa.com/

>> No.50212368
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50212368

so what did our stupid bobo's learn today?

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>>50212348
>unless average wages went up significantly
Anon, wage increases? In this market? Are you insane? But we've got recession and inflation! Oy vey, I can't afford any pay raises!

>> No.50212375

this is a dead key key bounce- this board is just cant see out more than 2 weeks at best.

>> No.50212393

>>50212348
Yeah, July itself shouldn't be that bad: https://www.clevelandfed.org/en/our%20research/indicators%20and%20data/inflation%20nowcasting.aspx

However we're still going to see 8.6% or thereabouts because last July was also a pretty low print.

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>>50212368
Nothing. I shorted more.

Am I afraid? Yes.
Will I close my shorts? No.

>> No.50212404

>>50212251
Sneed

>> No.50212407

>>50212366
I mean for today. Also using shorthand of gas for gasoline and nat gas.

>> No.50212419

A little birdie told me John has HIV.

>> No.50212418
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50212418

>>50212251

>> No.50212422

>>50212048
lmao wow damn bro chill tf out

>> No.50212424

>Amd decoupled from soxl, as predicted
Taiwan number one, you goddamned chinks

>> No.50212434
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>>50212251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVm35BlstjY

>> No.50212441

Noob here. I use Fidelity as my broker.

Should I buy their NASDAQ index fund or S&P index fund if I just wanna buy a little with every paycheck

>> No.50212442

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>> No.50212450

What the fuck is going on with all of this shit? This whole market is smoking on crack. The yield curve is inverted, we're in the middle of a recession, world war 3 is right around the corner, and the line is up? FUCK YOU JEWS!!!

>> No.50212456

>>50212441
Just buy AMD.

>> No.50212460

>>50211615
How do I get as cool as this guy?

>> No.50212466

>>50212441
Yes. Note that if you're serious about blindly buying and holding, you want to use SPXL or UPRO as your (3x leveraged) S&P bet and something like TQQQ for your (again, 3x leveraged) NASDAQ bet.

>> No.50212469

>>50212442
kek

>> No.50212474

>>50212450
Recession is bullish for tech and means QE + ZIRP

>> No.50212492

I just ripped a mean fart. Check boil.

>> No.50212502

>>50212474
Priced in

>> No.50212506
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50212506

Only retailcucks are shorting right now

>> No.50212514
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50212514

CAM ON OIL
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
SCORE ANOTHER FAHKIN GOAL!

>> No.50212520

>>50212450
Priced in

>> No.50212526

>>50212502
Recession is being priced in now yes. That's why the market is going up.

>> No.50212529

>>50212492
Monster move in natural gas. Inventories much tighter than expected considering exports still offline due to the terminal shutdown.

>> No.50212537
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50212537

>>50212506
Incorrect statement.

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50212551

>>50212529
Now that's a chart.

>> No.50212556

>>50212529
Im puckered up ready for EU to tongue my anus.

>> No.50212560

>>50212506
who do you think is selling you all your calls smooth brain?

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50212568

>>50212506
I just bought puts for the first time this year

Can confirm, we are going to melt up soon

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>>50212514
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>104
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>> No.50212574

I have something to sa

>> No.50212576

>>50212551
>>50212529
>he sold?

>> No.50212599

>>50212560
i don#t do calls i only buy real stocks

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>>50212574

>> No.50212607

Braps are mooning

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>>50212450
Who are you really, Baggie? I was going to go short but then you posted you were going short so I didn't. And it was right. Are you some rich guy feeding us little bites?

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>>50212560
who do you think is selling you puts?

>> No.50212622

>>50212506
Imagine being this much of a faggot

>> No.50212638

>>50212620
uh no one, because I'm the one selling them.

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50212649

>>50212622
Enjoy being liquidated, Bobotard

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50212650

just got another credit card

>> No.50212664

>>50212612
I'm the worst trader in this thread.

>> No.50212669

>>50212650
Based debt maxer.

>> No.50212689

>>50212650
Are you hedged with V and MA so dividends cover your interest costs?

>> No.50212694

>>50212649
Is that exuberance?

>> No.50212706

>>50212650
I’m gunning for a 5k personal loan to maybe buy some JEPI with. Or maybe I’ll gamble it on WEAT calls. Who knows

>> No.50212723

>>50212395
Goooooooood

>> No.50212732

Why did i sell my BOIL last week im so fucking weak

>> No.50212738

bart forming

>> No.50212758

>>50212466
Why would I want to hold something that risky blindly and long term

>> No.50212766
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>>50212694
Yes

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50212787

>>50212649
Enjoy being a nigger and wrong about everything you stupid bitch.

>> No.50212809

>>50212758
Because if you assume QQQ and/or SPY will end up higher in the long term, 10 or 20 years from now, TQQQ or SPXL will end up even higher. Especially if you're dollar cost averaging.

>> No.50212836

>>50212809
Incorrect, if QQQ ends up higher because it continually dumps 10% one day and pumps 10.1% the next, TQQQ holders will be broke while QQQ Holders will be fine

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50212838

more bullish news

>> No.50212842

>>50212787
https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A

>> No.50212873

>>50212809
If the fund isn't shut down at the worst possible moment, read then prospectus. It exsist so you have no one to complain to when proshares fuck you over.

>> No.50212874

>>50212838
No shot fr? That’s BUSSIN good news for my crypto

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50212876

>>50212787
Your shorts must not look so good right now, huh Bobo?

>> No.50212877

>>50211777
Checked, I have no clue who that is

>> No.50212936

>>50212474
>QE & ZIRP
kek. Fed literally unironically can't do either with inflation running this hot

>> No.50212955
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50212955

>>50212936
But they can.

Though nobody will like to pay the bill for all that.

>> No.50212975

All in SQQQ for lunchtime reversal

>> No.50213064

>>50212345
how do i profit from this?

>> No.50213066

>>50212836
If QQQ has dumped 10% over the next 20 years, our concerns are not 0.1% returns. Our concerns are how to forage for protein and fight off raiders.

>>50212873
If the fund didn't shut down in 2020, what makes you think any future circumstances would cause that? And moreover that those future circumstances wouldn't also destroy QQQ or SPY?

They aren't some zero liquidity boutique sector ETFs, brah.

>> No.50213074

>>50212876
Suck my smegma

>> No.50213078

new thread here, retard OP didnt link
>>50212542
>>50212542

>> No.50213082

>>50212955
They can't. Fed has one and only one mandate: Keep the Oligarchy in Power. They will not risk empire collapse through hyperinflation to force line up
>b-but muh debt
Monetizing debt does not help the debt/GDP ratio, nor debt/tax rev ratio, forcing the market up does not in anyway help the US manage it's debt.

>> No.50213167

>>50213082
Exactly