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>Co-creator Sergey Nazarov calls it "the Coke and Mentos model". After years of thorough R&D, Chainlink Labs has concluded that for staking to be optimal "across all possible market conditions", LINK tokens have to be staked on nodes as incentive collateral, similar to how you'd store a few Mentos inside a prostitute's gaping anus, and in case of faulty or dishonest node behavior, a trustless slashing mechanism would trigger in order to punish the malicious actor, like pouring a bottle of coke inside the gaping prostitute hole, creating a geyser-like eruption of the collateralized funds to cover for potential losses. Ari Juels, former chief scientist at RSA, confidently affirms that this novel, unusual model "is just simple game theory". Dan Boneh, a cryptography veteran with an h-index of 120 who also recently joined Chainlink Labs as research advisor, added: "quite old-school, really".

>> No.50202098

Me understanding haircomb is the ultimate top signal

>> No.50202102

>>50202071
tl;dr
fuck chainlink
i'm in love with this girl, how can i find a similar gf like her?

>> No.50202140

>>50202102
i want more of this girl who is she

>> No.50202181

>>50202071
stop posting pics of my wife

>> No.50202186
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50202186

>>50202140
disgraced node operator who fed the truth network fraudulent APIs

>> No.50202227

>>50202186
i don't approve of that at all
what's her name so i can yell at her

>> No.50202239
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50202239

>>50202140
she is a cute aryan waifu that looks you in the eyes with love and affection, while she holds her asshole stretched open and you pour a bottle of coca cola in it

life can't get any more comfy than this bros

>> No.50202266

>>50202071

THAT'S

>> No.50202277

>>50202266

A

>> No.50202287

>>50202277

MAN

>> No.50202290

>>50202239
absolutely disgusting
thanks

>> No.50202696

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0501/82/1657083176817.webm

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>> No.50202848

>>50202071
very comfy bear market storytelling fren

>> No.50203023

>Jim Cramer was heard this morning, off air, telling colleagues “I’ve always told you Chainlink is a good investment, I always told you it would grow to be worth $10,000. Don’t try and [redacted]”. The ADL has condemned Cramers statement.

>> No.50205316

someone post the webm

>> No.50205420

>>50202098
ultimate kek
21 teeth baby

>> No.50205438

>>50205316
What is it?

>> No.50205507

>>50205316
describe it

>> No.50205515

>>50202071
she almost died putting pepsi in her ass, kek. Why are all women whores?

>> No.50205537

IMAGINE THE TASTE BROS

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>>50205316
Those faggots banned the video from being posted. They've banned photography I've posted here before and I just changed the file size a wee bit and was able to post but I don't know how to edit a webm to bypass the ban.

>> No.50205573

>>50202696