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50196615 No.50196615 [Reply] [Original]

G-guys… Wtf do I do if I killed my child’s dog by accident? I don’t want to bury him in my backyard basically cuz they will know… I’m thinking about going idk, 30 miles away from home to bury him and get back at home running… How can I profit from this?

>> No.50196637

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HOW CAN I PROFIT FROM THIS" LOL

>> No.50196644

>>50196615
How did you do it basterd

>> No.50196642
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50196642

>>50196615
Drop it off in Chinatown, if it's still fresh. Profit + you'll never see it again

>> No.50196677

>>50196615
If your kids aren't too old you might be able to replace it without them noticing. BTW, how did you kill it? Maybe dog ownership just isn't for you.

>> No.50196721

>>50196615
Kek is your pet a fucking Caterpillar or something or did you really fuck up killing a fully grown dog somehow

>> No.50196753

>>50196615
You could just sell it to your local chinese food restaurant, recycling opportunities and getting profit from it.

>> No.50196772

just tell him little sparky ran away

>> No.50196781

>>50196753
fuck thats cruel lol

>> No.50196791

Dogs are food. Just cook it

>> No.50196797

Now this is a quality shitpost if I've seen one today

>> No.50196800

>>50196615
Take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and they'll take care of the rest. They'll pay you with LUNC so you'll profit in approximately 1 year.

>> No.50196804

>>50196615
Tell him the truth and that it could have been far worse, for instance you could molest him.

>> No.50196822

I have to admit at least this one is creative

>> No.50196824

>>50196721
maybe he just drove over him or some shit like that, fucking retarded

>> No.50196837

>>50196642
and a couple of bucks as well

>> No.50196838

>>50196615
post pic or gtfo redditor

>> No.50196839

>>50196642
>>50196753
>>50196800
Correct. Dogs are food. They're eaten by chinese people

>> No.50196852
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>>50196615
profit? put the guilt over someone else and make them pay for the dog, emotional damage, that way you'd be literally profiting from this, or you could idk use StepN to run to that place that is 30 miles away from your home, you can also exercise that way, with that money get them a new puppy

>> No.50196861

>>50196839
chinese are not ppl

>> No.50196873

>>50196852
yeah jut needs 800 dolla to earn 5 dolla so absolutely based

>> No.50196874

>>50196852
based

>> No.50196875

>>50196852
huhhhhh

>> No.50196876

>>50196839
Actually no, dogs are utility animals not food and Chinese aren’t people, they’re insectoids.

>> No.50196890

>>50196615
Take a picture, mint an NFT, and tell your kid the dog lives on the blockchain

>> No.50196926

>>50196615
>30 miles
its not gonna wake up with a headache, dig itself out and follow your scent trail back home to bite you on the ass anon. Nearest neighbors fucking trashcan will do, optionally, bagged n gagged.

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50197666

>>50196839
>chinese
>people
>pick one

>> No.50197850

>>50196615
Take it to your local Hyundai/KIA dealer. They'll eat it.

>> No.50197921
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50197921

>>50197850
kek

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>>50196615
by doing some exercise while you wait for ZHAO's grand release