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>> No.50194735

>>50194705
Gay conversion therapy camp, but for straight people to become gay because they hate putting up with women.

>> No.50194741

>>50194705
shitposting on 4chan all day while complaining about women because you can't have sex

>> No.50194768

I have a multimillionaire idea but I won't write it here, regards

>> No.50194786 [DELETED] 

>>50194705
Kill all jews (in minecraft)

>> No.50194814

>>50194705
Buy island
Buy virgin teenage girls from all over the world
Deflower dozens of teenage girls on bought island
Rent used girls to billionaires and alphabet agencies

>> No.50194824

>>50194735
jews got this
>>50194768
pls pls post it

>> No.50194849
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50194849

get a tomboy gf

>> No.50194853

>>50194814
why even deflower them? elites like them fresh and new

>> No.50194886

A digital wallet app that automatically selects the best option from your list of credit cards to automatically maximize the rewards you earn on each transaction

>> No.50194896

>>50194849
tomboys require money to stay fit

>> No.50194915

Nigger repellant in spray

>> No.50194943

Sell silver contracts and never allow physical delivery

>> No.50194952

>>50194705
I have a genuinely smart idea, but I’m too lazy to implement it to here it is.

Create an app which aggregates various streaming services (Netflix, Hulu, Disney+) onto one platform and sell it. Instead of juggling various services people just subscribe to this one.

>> No.50194958

>>50194915
It's over

>> No.50194980

Meaning in a can

>> No.50194997

use facebook and youtube ads to sell overpriced digital marketing courses

>> No.50195033

>>50194952
too centralized and it will require to deal with movies, shows producers.
Still, a good idea.

>> No.50195062

>>50194997
Do people actually click on ads?
I never seen or clicked an ad for years.

>> No.50195092

>>50195062
The kind of retard that would buy a course in an ad is the kind of retard that doesn't have adblocker. That's why ads are so retarded, only retards watch ads. Know your target demographic.

>> No.50195114

>>50194705
Easy
>get $100 bill
>print in colour on both sides
>cut excess paper off new bill
>now have $200 for the cost of a colour print
spend it in any pajeet run store and I bet they don't even notice

>> No.50195128

>>50194824
>824▶
>>>50194735
I literally have a multi million business idea and how to initiate it and get rolling within 3 months, with income that will far outpace costs within a month.

It's not free and not a single faggot here is willing to pay for the information.

11.2k and its yours, not gonna give you free information to datamine.

>> No.50195139
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50195139

Lovelace = GameFi as a service (extra muni in the form of monthly/weekly fees and such). That extra muni becomes apparent after many people use it. Etc. Suscriptions in crypto.

>> No.50195142

>>50194849
Uooohhhh.... Strong belly muscle... So erotic!

>> No.50195144

>>50195128
>i have a golden goose but im gonna sell it for 11.2k
Only the kind of retard that doesn't adblock would fall for this. You should sell this scam in an ad.

>> No.50195159

>>50195114
a kiosk near my house run by chinks has this old bitch of a woman that checks every single bill handed to her like she's a CIA operative.

>> No.50195186

>>50194849
>get a tomboy gf
How? There is currently a tomboy holocaust going on.

>> No.50195197

>>50194952
A sesrch engine for the platforms ypu subscribe to? 100% sure it exists without looking it up

>> No.50195221

After dinner mints shaped like poop emojis called ExcreMints

>> No.50195307
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>>50194705
>multimillionaire ideas

>> No.50195383

>>50194705
buying kadena ticker KDA

>> No.50195439
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50195439

>>50194705
>multimillionaire ideas

>> No.50195454

>>50195159
lmao

>> No.50195464
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50195464

>>50195144
Like I said you retards won't buy ideas/information because you are lazy and entitled and believe everything is a scam I'm talking a real actual physical business.

>> No.50195525

>>50194705
Create a mechanism that can transfer human strengths to electricity.

Sort of a gas pedal, but by pressing it, it will push/pull up a weight. Once this weight is at it's peak, let it go down slowly, and transfer the energy of the weight going down to a motor that will generate electricity.

Once this is done, optimize it until a single push/pull can produce enough energy for a household.

>> No.50195645

>>50194814
uh anon, I have a feeling this won't last long term...

>> No.50195686

>>50194735
>Gay conversion therapy camp
so transgenderism?

>> No.50195792

>>50194735
>Gay conversion therapy camp, but for straight people to become gay
That's called a movie theatre

>> No.50196252

>>50195525
physics sisters... not like this

>> No.50196765

operate not one - not two - but THREE miniature golf courses in separate and independent prime locations

>> No.50197021

okay, it is settled. I'm going to sell cocaine.

>> No.50197129

>>50194705
Sell cocaine in pill form

>> No.50197206

>>50197129
What is the different between standard cocaine and cocaine in a pill?

>> No.50197238

>>50194915
Classical music has already been proven to work.

>> No.50197248

>>50194705
buy bitcoin

>> No.50197276

>>50197206
The shape

>> No.50197396

>>50194915
It’s mild hot sauce mixed with pumpkin spice latte. 5mg repels anyone with >25% African ancestry for up to 45min on a low humidity day

>> No.50197546

I have an idea that would make me a multi millionaire but its very illegal and very risky.

>> No.50197592

>>50197546
There is literally no legal idea to get rich

>> No.50197782

>>50194705
flavored oxygen bars in China?

>> No.50197837

>>50197782
Don't care about chinese.

>> No.50197890

ideas are worthless

>> No.50197936

>>50195033
Do you actually think people want to be decentralized? Normies like things to be ever central. It's more convenient

>> No.50198015
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50198015

Borrow $1 billion from the Federal Reserve at 1.58% to buy $1 billion of 1Y Treasury Bills at 2.8% and pocket the 122 basis point delta. Boom, $12 million profit. This is what the Jews don't want you to know.

>> No.50198083

>>50197592
True but some land you in low sec white collar prison and some land you in federal pound me in the ass prison.

>> No.50198125

>>50194705
Self buttering toast. Like once the bread is toasted the toaster puts the butter on for you

>> No.50198154

>>50195221
kek

>> No.50198212

>>50197206
pill wouldnt get you high, stomach acid destroys it. snorting gets it to the blood instantly. which leads me to an idea: butt chuggable cocaine.

>> No.50198276
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>>50194705
Start with a billion
Buy some crypto
Wait a few days
Cash out
You are now a multimillionaire

>> No.50198323

Bluetooth luggage that follows you around. so you don't have to carry your own bags they just roll behind you.

>> No.50198756
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50198756

>>50194705
Start your dapp on hive blockchain

>> No.50198856

>>50195464
“I’m talking a real business that could net me millions over years but I want 11k now”
>calling other people lazy

>> No.50199373

>>50198756
continue shilling plz. whats so good about it?

>> No.50199479

>>50194814
didn't that maxwell chick just go to prison for this?

>> No.50199811

My multimillionaire Idea is to yolo all my money into SCPT from script network once they've fully launched.

It's a watch to earn platform where they have channels streaming content 24/7, but also have a community where you can Live chat, private message and trade NFTs for that show/film (that you're interested in) in real time.

It's where all my bucks are going.

>> No.50201834

>>50199811
whats the minimum for the presale?

>> No.50203444
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50203444

>>50195307
god i wish that were me

>> No.50203497

>>50194705
Create a youtube following for scriptural evidence in the Vedas that the world is being invaded by evil spirit wickedness. The solution is the special holy water you sell for the price of $39.99 a bottle as you are a holy warrior. Then you can branch off with crystals, pebbles, etc.

>> No.50205930

>>50194705
Garlic bread cones that can be filled with spaghetti and topped with parmesan.

>> No.50205943

>>50205930
Another one, Cat Soda.
People love soda, and they love their cats, so why wouldn't they give their cats Cat Soda?
>cat hates it
He loves it!