/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50190896]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50190915]

OIL? OIL.

[Anonymous No.50190927]

[Anonymous No.50190932]

>>50190915
>We just need to shake out speculative longs

[Anonymous No.50190934]

>>50190896
>OIL
I DONT UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.50190936]

>>50190915
I wonder how many people here bought oil when it was above like 110

[Anonymous No.50190938]

insider trading

[Anonymous No.50190940]

>go long (and leveraged) when the rates fall to near-zero and QE is introduced
>go short a few months after rate hikes are announced
Is it really that easy? That's all I have to do?

[Anonymous No.50190944]

How do we get Mannirino to invest in GaySex (SIGA)?

[Anonymous No.50190948]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50190952]

[Anonymous No.50190957]

can anybody red pill me on fed minutes? how many minutes is it and what happens during this time?

[Anonymous No.50190961]

>>50190915
I'm already 10% down reeeeeeeee don't do this to me man. Oh well, "he has chosen poorly" is the definition of my life anyway. Started investing in October 2021 which is the worst time in history to start investing and now this. What more can go wrong?

[Anonymous No.50190962]

XOP Oil & Gas keeps shitting the bed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.50190969]

[Anonymous No.50190970]

thread theme
https://youtu.be/z4RAI3jQy9k

[Anonymous No.50190978]

I hate to say it but guys... I think stocks will go up, down, then up, and then down today...

[Anonymous No.50190980]

>>50190962
XLE has to come down to 50-60

[Anonymous No.50190982]

I made $400 last month selling burps on the internet. What should I buy?

[Anonymous No.50190986]

>>50190957
paper gets released -> AI scans -> pump/dump within 0.1ms

[Anonymous No.50190988]

My anti-semitism is rising

[Anonymous No.50190990]

>>50190938
this picture...

[Anonymous No.50190992]

>>50190934
Is it illegal to rip a smelly fart in a hold like this?

[Anonymous No.50190997]

>>50190936
i bought when it was 91
didnt sell at 130, thought it was going to 150
now im almost breakeven

[Anonymous No.50190998]

You call this a red day? Pathetic

[Anonymous No.50191004]

>>50190969

[Anonymous No.50191010]

inverse head and shoulder on AAPL (also on tech in general). That last down trend line is literally the trend line from the start of the market move down. We may be at the precipice of a serious bear market rally into earnings. It's been basing for 3 weeks now and riding positive divergence on the RSI. Imagine the move yesterday (or today) if the dollar hadn't rallied 2%+...

[Anonymous No.50191018]

>>50191004
He will not be denied.

[Anonymous No.50191051]

>>50191010
No, because any rally in tech will cause a selloff of those winners to cover energy margin calls.

>>50191018
He is all powerful. The king of both mumu and bobo.

[Anonymous No.50191055]

>XOP lost 30% of its value in 1 month.
>XLE lost 20% of its value in 1 month.

[Anonymous No.50191077]

>>50190969
>>50191004
>>50191018

Crab days when i have no powder is the worst... but fuck the memes are the best on crab days

[Anonymous No.50191082]

>>50191055
Damn, islam chicks look like that? Well, maybe that immigration thing I've heard so much about ain't such a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.50191087]

>>50190934
ufc is the gayest fucking thing in existence

[Anonymous No.50191127]

Update on the SPY trading strategy where you buy and sell in 0.5 second intervals.
>Started today on open
>Portfolio was initially at 10.000
>Portfolio is now at 9.937
>This means portfolio is down 0.63%
>SPY itself is currently down 0.11%
>The simulation has in total made around 3000 trades
I expected it to more or less follow the performance of SPY but pretty much since start it consistently kept losing value, I wonder what this would look like on a green day but I suspect it would still perform worse than just buying and holding, also, while I did account for bid/ask I suspect in an actual real life scenario you'd get slightly shittier deals too making this strat even worse.
Any other suggestions of strategies I should try?

[Anonymous No.50191134]

kek, he fell for the fake and gay pump, kek


baggies

[Anonymous No.50191136]

>>50191087
gayer than siga

[Anonymous No.50191142]

>>50191055
Imagine two months from now
>XOP lost 80% of its value in 3 months.
>XLE lost 70% of its value in 3 months.

[Anonymous No.50191147]

My stocks are down another 4% today.

Oh why

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50191158]

That was the most expensive nap I've ever taken.

[Anonymous No.50191161]

Hey baggie how is that FFIE call?

[Anonymous No.50191163]

can i see your trading battle stations pls /smg/?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50191175]

>>50191161
only down 82%

[Anonymous No.50191176]

>>50191163
Nice try, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.50191185]

>>50191175
Guh

[Anonymous No.50191195]

[Anonymous No.50191200]

Gold is around its lows from last october. The september lows are around 1720.

[Anonymous No.50191201]

>>50191163
>can i see your trading battle stations pls /smg/?
ask ur mum, m8.

[Anonymous No.50191203]

>>50191163
Idk how to take a picture of my phone. I just trade at work

[Anonymous No.50191214]

>>50191175
Don't chase next time, it was a clear pump and dump. Even with the high IV puts would have been the better play.

[Anonymous No.50191231]

>>50190862
There is no 7/7 GC expiration date for options

[Anonymous No.50191235]

>>50190969
>>50191004
>>50191018
>>50191051
Fuck you crabby.

[Anonymous No.50191238]

>>50191163

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50191243]

>>50191214
i'ma quintuple down and get out with a nice profit. watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.50191248]

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck tech

[Anonymous No.50191255]

>>50191235

[Anonymous No.50191256]

Opec is 2.5 million barrels a day below their target

[Anonymous No.50191263]

>Amd and tsm pulling soxl down
Fuck these island niggers

[Anonymous No.50191267]

>>50190896
This is such bullshit why does my /smg/ thread involving monkey torture always get taken down?

[Anonymous No.50191271]

>>50191163

[Anonymous No.50191273]

>all red

[Anonymous No.50191278]

>>50191163
here's burrys

[Anonymous No.50191282]

>>50191163

[Anonymous No.50191284]

>>50191010
Perfect. Cheaper death puts on AAPL. Going to $50 by spring

[Anonymous No.50191293]

France just announced they're nationalizing EDF. It goes in hands with the nuclear green taxonomy from today. EPR nuclear plants will flourish in the next 30 years. Based Macron, completely cutting ties with oil jews.

[Anonymous No.50191296]

>more of this crab shit
I don't care if I win/lose money, just do something

[Anonymous No.50191302]

>>50191256
>Because of its location near big U.S. refining or petrochemical centers, the SPR can ship as much as 4.4 million barrels per day.

[Anonymous No.50191305]

This is REALLY difficult to trade. Wow.

[Anonymous No.50191309]

>>50191163

[Anonymous No.50191320]

>>50191296
Yeah, we need catgirls, not crabs.

[Anonymous No.50191328]

>>50190936
I tried to "buy the dip a couple weeks ago. Sold that shit quick though when I saw the writing on the wall. Oil is done for now

[Anonymous No.50191333]

>>50191282
Nice those are enough screens to watch monkey torture porn on.

[Anonymous No.50191338]

>>50191305
Why trade when you can buy dividend companies on discount and just wait for your quarterly paycheck

[Anonymous No.50191339]

>>50191302
So we’ve got until October then and we really see who’s been swimming naked

[Anonymous No.50191347]

>goes down
>then goes up
BORING

[Anonymous No.50191354]

>>50191305
This type of retarded high frequency crabbing is why I stopped trading crypto. Dumb

[Anonymous No.50191356]

is this it, is today the day apple finally shids and fards?

[Anonymous No.50191359]

>he bought the generational top of oil

[Anonymous No.50191363]

>>50191320
We need monkey torture.

[Anonymous No.50191370]

>>50191347
Its waiting for something to tip the scales

[Anonymous No.50191373]

>euro down to 1.02 already
parity this week lmfao

[Anonymous No.50191377]

>>50191255
Jesus, imagine that fish on your beniz
>>50191282
Bro, your leg day?

[Anonymous No.50191381]

>>50191278
toes detected

[Anonymous No.50191382]

>>50191363
>Monkey torture
Bro that's what this market is.

[Anonymous No.50191387]

>>50191338
I don't have enough wealth to live on passive income. The only way I can live off of my meager capital is to get in there and wrestle the market with my bare hands.

[Anonymous No.50191388]

Reminder we are going to 2008 lows eventually

[Anonymous No.50191389]

>>50191278
nice chair

[Anonymous No.50191394]

>>50191338
Just a guess.
Most anons around here don't have 8 figures laying around to invest into something like that just to earn 5 figures every three months.

[Anonymous No.50191397]

>>50191359
>he didnt buy monkey torture videos that he paid some shitskin in cambodia 5 bucks for just to resell for a 100

[Anonymous No.50191402]

Explain how the market recovered.

[Anonymous No.50191415]

>>50191397
uhhh well anon yeah you got me there i did not invest money into monkey torture videos

[Anonymous No.50191423]

>>50191163

[Anonymous No.50191426]

>>50191394
And? Stack them for 20 years on DRIP and problem solved. You are thinking about your future right?

[Anonymous No.50191433]

>>50191402
>you take a pair of old scissors and gouge the eye balls out of a monkey after putting it in a jar filled with a bag of ants
That's how the market recovered.

[Anonymous No.50191434]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50191440]

>>50191354
You know it's going to be a cancerous day when the NASDAQ is outperforming the S&P. And it's true, this might as well be crypto. As bad or worse than any shitcoin I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.50191446]

Darlings, we are back in action

[Anonymous No.50191455]

>>50191163
>additional kot

[Anonymous No.50191462]

>>50191339
Well the current rate of 1m per day means the 492m in storage as of July 1st will be down to like 370m. At that point, Congress can't stop Biden spitefully dumping until Rs are sworn in in January. 4m of dumping between early Nov and mid Jan would bring us down to, what, 70m barrels?

[Anonymous No.50191463]

>>50191433
wtf is this monke torture meme, I don't like it

[Anonymous No.50191465]

>>50191415
I just love the fact that i can make money off of the misery of monkeys and it's literally in the thousands at this point

[Anonymous No.50191479]

SNIBS AT YOU

[Anonymous No.50191485]

>>50191203
Based, chemical pump builder anon.

[Anonymous No.50191490]

>>50191397
>>50191415
>>50191465
why don't you go to cambodia and do it yourself? seems like pure joy for a guy like you

[Anonymous No.50191502]

>>50191465
who is buying money torture videos. why is there a market for such a thing

[Anonymous No.50191508]

>>50191163
I trade in the dark cuz I'm edgy like that

[Anonymous No.50191511]

[Anonymous No.50191523]

>>50191479
SHEESH

[Anonymous No.50191522]

SIGA sissies why are we falling

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50191529]

What a stupid crab day.

[Anonymous No.50191536]

>>50191490
>implying I havent already
Dude 5 bucks over there gets you a box full of monkeys you can just put in a blender. It's fucking hilarious how this world works. Not only that but cambodian whores are cheap and they dont give a fuck if you fuck them over monkey corpses.

[Anonymous No.50191538]

>>50190932
my xom calls are turning to dust

[Anonymous No.50191544]

>>50191508
is that Schwab's installed tool?

[Anonymous No.50191547]

>>50191508
>laptop is on a roll of tp
portfolio is below 4 figs, huh?

[Anonymous No.50191564]

>>50191426
Wageslaving for decades isn't making it, that's just being a bootleg boomer wageslave with a worse retirement than genuine boomers.

[Anonymous No.50191566]

>>50191463
Elon musks neuralink.

[Anonymous No.50191572]

>>50190992
Nope
>>50191087
Yeah, and those homosexuals could literally kill you and anyone else you know

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50191573]

I can't believe the Jews are just waiting for some notes from a meeting that already happened. Like shouldn't all that shit already be priced in?

[Anonymous No.50191580]

>>50191564
Why do you think you’re entitled to make it.

[Anonymous No.50191584]

>>50191502
Quite a few people, macaques are just disgusting fucking animals that honestly deserve to be tortured. I love the fact that most pharma companies use them as experimental animals to fucking test shit on and make their lives a living nightmare. I literally invest in bio-pharma stocks based on how many monkeys they kill a year.

[Anonymous No.50191586]

I challenge /smg/ to a rap battle

[Anonymous No.50191587]

>>50190982
ammo

[Anonymous No.50191596]

>>50191544
Sierrachart for futures trading
>>50191547
kek. I had it sitting directly on the external harddrive just below the tp but realized the heat might get to it. So now in case I need a fap break I have a good excuse for having a roll on my desk, you know, in case my mom drops by or something

[Anonymous No.50191601]

>>50191573
Pro tip. Stop believing in priced in aka efficient market hypothesis.
Also, they already have the #s, it’s just us muggs who don’t know

[Anonymous No.50191602]

>>50191508
>hidden figure in the top right
for all we know this poster is already dead

[Anonymous No.50191603]

>6th fucking bounce off a cope line from a fucking week back

[Anonymous No.50191609]

>>50191573
No, because they can autistically argue over some phrase like whether an extra 25bps in hiking would be "justified given current financial conditions" or is, instead, "appropriate at this time".

[Anonymous No.50191613]

>>50191573
Markets wont be making any considerable movement until cpi comes out next week

[Anonymous No.50191618]

please mr snibs go back in your hole!
leave us alone!

[Anonymous No.50191619]

>trading stations
if you can't money by yourself in a dark room with only a laptop and an internet connection - you are not a real trader

[Anonymous No.50191621]

These fakeouts are BRUTAL. Look at this shit on QQQ. This is a slaughter. And no, I didn't get caught by this. My last trade was at 10:57 and I can't bring myself to jump back in. The stock market is never easy, but days like today are unbelievable, like a malicious entity is controlling the whole thing to maximize pain. I think this is about as mathematically difficult as it can possibly get.

[Anonymous No.50191623]

>>50191426
Just a guess.
Most anons here rn were toddlers 20 years ago.
Here's 20 years of dripping O with 10k start. A very sensible option 20 years ago.
>2082 shares today
>~$0.24 dividend per month
>here's your $500 in 2022's buying power

[Anonymous No.50191626]

>>50191586
I started one way back
>>50190682

[Anonymous No.50191635]

>>50191564
There’s no getting away from work anon.

[Anonymous No.50191642]

>>50191596
>anon why is your laptop sitting on a nearly-empty toilet paper roll
>I DID NOT RAISE YOU LIKE THIS
>I DID NOT RAISE A NASTY BOY
>YOU ARE MOVING BACK HOME THIS INSTANT
>ROB, BRING THE CAR AROUND THIS SON OF A BITCH IS MASTURBATING TO PORN ALL DAY I DID NOT DO THIS WE DID NOT DO THIS THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50191648]

>>50191586
i got a rap for you
nigger nigger nigger, shake that ass, muh dick, give me drugs, shoot niggers, ass ass money titties, shoot guns nigger, steal a car, i don't know my father.

[Anonymous No.50191649]

>>50191596
>in case my mom drops by or something
Lol fair enough. Tell her I said "Heeeyyyy ;)"

[Anonymous No.50191663]

>>50191648
you forgot bix nood but bravo baggot, your racism has reached astounding potential

[Anonymous No.50191667]

>>50191529
Don't worry it'll be over soon.
By it I mean everything.

[Anonymous No.50191675]

>>50191642

[Anonymous No.50191680]

Kek soxl I'd dabbing on the market right now

[Anonymous No.50191681]

>>50191619
I only lose money does that count?

[Anonymous No.50191683]

send power for blast off darlingu

[Anonymous No.50191695]

>>50191623
Yea well that’s what happens when you don’t make any contributions for 20 years. Thinking a single contribution $10,000 is what I’m talking about is stupid

[Anonymous No.50191698]

Oh hey, I hardly noticed. Congratulations, gold, on breaking out of your 1800-range!

I know you guys were stuck there for a while and that must've been so frustrating.

[Anonymous No.50191700]

>>50191667
kind of feels that way with what is happening in the netherlands

[Anonymous No.50191703]

>>50191648
Platinum record right there.

[Anonymous No.50191710]

>>50191586
Here is my rap and it goes a little something like fuck you.

[Anonymous No.50191716]

The yield curve just inverted again... This is bananas! !!!

[Anonymous No.50191713]

>>50191586
bleeeeeeh scuuuum gaaaang motherfuckaaaaaa
bix nood

[Anonymous No.50191715]

somebody keeps spamming lum hoping it gets us to dump

[Anonymous No.50191720]

I have information that will lead to the arrest of jam anon

[Anonymous No.50191723]

reminder all you have to do is lose $5000 every day for 200 trading days and you've lost a million bucks

[Anonymous No.50191730]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50191736]

>>50191609
This

I’ve found in recent months that the market will just do whatever the Fed wants it to do regardless of reality. Hence the dollar milkshake that’s currently kicking everything’s ass despite rampant inflation.

[Anonymous No.50191744]

>>50190896
i officially panicked and went all cash
im not buying til after the fucking shemitah is over

[Anonymous No.50191756]

Goldbugs literally cant stop losing

[Anonymous No.50191764]

>>50191710
I'm not some kind of animal rights extremistard but I would fucking brain anybody I caught with one of these in their possession in minecraft

[Anonymous No.50191775]

>>50191744
Cash seems to have been the play all along. God speed, anon.

[Anonymous No.50191776]

WWE is the 16th best performing stock of the year and one of only 107 stocks up year to date.

https://csimarket.com/screening/performance.php?days=ytd

[Anonymous No.50191782]

what would a 'mad money with /biz/' show look like?

[Anonymous No.50191801]

>>50191744
You're supposed to buy before it ends

[Anonymous No.50191807]

>>50191776
There products sucks.

[Anonymous No.50191811]

>>50191720
Someone please explain what this monument is for, why it was destroyed, and why people would celebrate it's destruction. Thank you.

-Anon

[Anonymous No.50191813]

>>50191776
>those digits
God Bless the WWE

[Anonymous No.50191821]

>>50191801
no youre not
look at the past shemitahs
in all of them the market doesnt bottom until at least 3 months after it ends

[Anonymous No.50191829]

>>50191586

Power level
Reveal my power level
Droppin red pills, on them normal fags

[Anonymous No.50191839]

>>50191200
>Gold
Bro

Zoom out.

[Anonymous No.50191848]

>>50191764
This literally pharma device, go fuck yourself if you aren't down with science bro because science is built on heaps of dead monkeys.

[Anonymous No.50191850]

kek, baggies, kek, faggies.

[Anonymous No.50191851]

>>50191700

[Anonymous No.50191852]

>>50191811
it was some commie shit about keeping world population down and uniting everyone under one language, its been defaced before. not sure if its fake news but if it did get blown up honestly its about time.

[Anonymous No.50191855]

>>50191848
fuck science save monke

[Anonymous No.50191857]

Just imagine how easy trading would be if the Fed didn't come up with some reason to do a press conference every single day.

[Anonymous No.50191858]

>>50191338
This is basically what I've been doing.
I got set back a bit because I bought a place a few years ago so I'm now doing 10,000 a year. Already making around 1200 a year.
With how this is going within 10 years I'll be getting enough from dividends to just pay off my mortgage each year.

[Anonymous No.50191872]

>>50191723

[Anonymous No.50191874]

>>50191839
Epic Bart forming.

[Anonymous No.50191878]

>>50191626
Ok, ahem
YO YO, LOOK AT THIS WHITE BOY
FUCKS HIS ASS WITH MOMMIES TOY
THINKING HE A REAL NIGGA BUYING SIGA
BUT HES JUST A REAL GAY WIGGA
DRINKING ALL THAT ONIONS
MILK
SHOULD BOUGHT MGA

[Anonymous No.50191885]

Siga sisters wy@

[Anonymous No.50191894]

Darlingu how do we afford the lambo if it doesn't go up

[Anonymous No.50191895]

>>50191821
Look,you're not even jewish okay?

[Anonymous No.50191900]

>>50191382
It's so rare to see actual normal fit and slim girls that a pic like this is like some kind of mythical oddity to me.

[Anonymous No.50191911]

>>50191852
Ah ok good riddance then. Normally historical monument destruction boils my blood regardless of the origin and purpose of the monument but in this case it was only erected in 1980 and for such dystopian reasons so I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.50191916]

>>50191744
>not going all in on SPXS until the market bottoms and then buying the dip

ngmi

[Anonymous No.50191923]

Jesus Christ... I fucking hate investing
Why did I get suckered into this shit

[Anonymous No.50191925]

>>50191382
>remember what they took from you

[Anonymous No.50191937]

10yr bros wtfit

[Anonymous No.50191945]

>>50190896
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50191943]

>>50191923
sometimes societies get what they fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.50191949]

>>50191923
You're here forever btw

[Anonymous No.50191950]

>>50191923
Would you say you're feeling Depression right now?

[Anonymous No.50191955]

>>50191695
I think you grossly overestimate the ability to put money aside for the average averagefag or poorfag.

[Anonymous No.50191959]

>>50191858
Based. Divichads will inherit the earth… eventually

[Anonymous No.50191960]

>>50191613
>cpi
when

[Anonymous No.50191962]

I can't be long into the July 13th Full Moon. Therefore, I am in some put spreads. If we consider that (((the people moving markets))) are into astrology and kabbalah, I am on the right side of the trade.

[Anonymous No.50191978]

>>50191916
>not just going all-in SPXL no matter what the market does and DCAing every paycheck
What, are you here for the money or here for the memes?

[Anonymous No.50191994]

>>50191960
https://www.bls.gov/schedule/news_release/cpi.htm
At least google it next time

[Anonymous No.50191995]

Heeming oilers will continue until morale is restored.

[Anonymous No.50191996]

>>50191586
Dabba dabba doo jews are bad and nigs are too

[Anonymous No.50191998]

>>50191925
Hot Finnish ass?

[Anonymous No.50191999]

>>50191943
Oh I know I deserve this. I don't blame anyone else. Everything in my life is my own fault, which just makes it worse because I didn't realize I was such a fucking retard.
>>50191949
Probably
>>50191950
Sure, but I've been depressed for years. I thought investing a little bit of money might be fun and would lift my spirits. It's not, and it hasn't.

[Anonymous No.50192000]

>>50191894
>>50191923
>you get a box full of monkeys and record them in a blender and you literally make money off of nohthing

[Anonymous No.50192010]

>>50191950
anon is clearly at euphoria. it's only down from here

[Anonymous No.50192011]

>>50191978
Based Gigaboglehead

>>50191999
>Sure, but I've been depressed for years. I thought investing a little bit of money might be fun and would lift my spirits. It's not, and it hasn't.
Well, hey, at least you got trips.

[Anonymous No.50192016]

>>50191998
She is a WEF sleeper agent with a brapper I want sitting on my face

[Anonymous No.50192018]

>>50191998

[Anonymous No.50192029]

>>50191874
I saw this coming a while back and wanted to short near 2k but missed it.

[Anonymous No.50192039]

>>50191950
So you're saying I should buy?

[Anonymous No.50192043]

>>50192000
I don't know what this new meme is but I don't like it. Nice trips though.

[Anonymous No.50192047]

Niggers

[Anonymous No.50192050]

>>50191586
red candle
can't handle
kill me

[Anonymous No.50192051]

>>50191998
I will own nothing and be happy

[Anonymous No.50192053]

>>50190934
HAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ENJOY GAY SEX WITH HIM HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50192056]

The 5 min looks bad on the Q's

[Anonymous No.50192070]

>>50191978
In a bear market you lose some alpha though due to lev decay. But if your 401k (mine) doesnt allow leveraged shits, it acts as an unleveraged hedge.

[Anonymous No.50192082]

>>50192043
South-east Chinks hate monkeys with a passion & watch videos of them being brutally killed for entertainment.
Ignore the posts, it's Indian pajeets who are bored from shilling their crypto scams that no one buys anymore.

[Anonymous No.50192086]

>buy 40 otm calls
>30 minutes into open
>they lose half their value
>could've bought 100 otm calls with the same principal

[Anonymous No.50192093]

>>50191994
This way is quicker. I get to keep reading and get a (you) and make a friend

[Anonymous No.50192095]

>>50191720
Fucking nice. Too bad they didn’t succeed in taking out the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.50192100]

can powell contain his rabid dog known as the DXY??? jesus christ

[Anonymous No.50192112]

>>50191923
The Fed has forced everyone up the risk curve and into the casinos.

[Anonymous No.50192113]

>>50192100
Turns out the rest of the world is ever more fuqed than the United Steaks, scary stuff

[Anonymous No.50192117]

>>50191923
I love investing I just wish I didn't lose money doing it

[Anonymous No.50192127]

>>50192093
>make a friend
How do you make friends?
I haven't had one since pre school

[Anonymous No.50192134]

This shit is gonna dump isn't it

[Anonymous No.50192140]

>>50192113
>rest of the world
DXY is US colonies only, mostly just EU

[Anonymous No.50192141]

>>50192112
Have you been to a casino lately?
My homeless heroine addict co-worker told me all the casinos in Cali & Nevada are completely empty
No one has money to spend in them

[Anonymous No.50192155]

lets fucking gooo

[Anonymous No.50192158]

>>50192043
It's not a meme, these little fucks literally get tortured for money and because I find it fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.50192160]

>>50192070
>In a bear market you lose some alpha though due to lev decay.
While you're right, I try not to think about this and instead continue dumping money in until the day comes when my investment account hits seven figures.

Anyway, I started buying SPXL in October.

[Anonymous No.50192161]

>>50192141
We are already in a massive depression

[Anonymous No.50192167]

>>50192039
Everything is on sale. It could go even more on sale or less on sale we don't know but right now it is all on sale. Imagine being that smug son of a bitch who instead of running away bought the shit out of the 3 year bottom between 01-03 or bought the post 08 crash bottom. Or spent the entire Great Depression buying a decade long bottom then watching it go to the moon. That could be you. Just buy shit that will survive a recession or even a depression and fucking hold.

[Anonymous No.50192166]

>>50192112
Remember when savings accounts, zero risk savings accounts, paid positive real yields?

>>50192127
I'll be your friend. As long as you own at least one (1) barrel of oil.

>>50192141
kek

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50192172]

>>50192141
I was in the casino the other day, the place was packed.

[Anonymous No.50192173]

>>50192140
We need an equal weighted version with more pairs

[Anonymous No.50192178]

Don't know if this is real. If it is. This is massively bullish for SIGA>

[Anonymous No.50192179]

can someone make TSLA go back to 690+ pls?

[Anonymous No.50192180]

>>50192141
>My homeless heroine addict co-worker told me all the casinos in Cali & Nevada are completely empty
>No one has money to spend in them
It is cheaper to bet on shitcoins and you can do it anytime, any day, anywhere.
The stock market of the 2010s was fueled by the annihilation of fixed income investors. So now EVERYONE must go to to either the stock market casino or shitcoin casinos.

[Anonymous No.50192183]

>>50192141
I go to the Indian casinos in okeechobee and they are always busy. Last week I went on a victory casino cruise out of Miami and it was jam packed. Basically they take you 3 miles off shore and you gamble and drink for 8 hours

[Anonymous No.50192184]

>>50192127
Sharing monkey torture videos

[Anonymous No.50192199]

>>50192183
>I go to the Indian casinos in okeechobee and they are always busy. Last week I went on a victory casino cruise out of Miami and it was jam packed. Basically they take you 3 miles off shore and you gamble and drink for 8 hours
They still do that shit? I took one out of Jax a few years ago and got seasick

[Anonymous No.50192204]

>>50192141
was in vegas a few months ago and a local one two weeks ago
plenty of people gambling on the floor
there was even a nigress high on meth in the high limits room.

[Anonymous No.50192203]

>>50192184
BASED MONKEY CHAD

[Anonymous No.50192205]

>>50192160
Youll have alternative hedges. Once the fed pivots and calls off the rape hikes start dcaing into leveraged bonds because rates will go to zero again.

[Anonymous No.50192207]

>>50192178
let me call a couple people on the phone brb

[Anonymous No.50192217]

>>50192183
Talk about free money for the casino

[Anonymous No.50192225]

Just used my technical expertise and overlayed Qs with moon phases. I must say it's not looking too good, sirs.

[Anonymous No.50192227]

>>50192127
We're all frens here, fren.

[Anonymous No.50192240]

>>50192199
Yea it was a good time. My wife got seasick but it kept her from losing on the slots so it was a win-win

[Anonymous No.50192257]

Would anyone like to crossdress like hot funeral home chapel ladies (feminine penis) with me? And post pictures of it on /biz/ -- > /smg/. For SCI (Funeral Home Company).

[Anonymous No.50192265]

US500 Futures forming a BART. Why did I buy today you ask? To lose money of course.

[Anonymous No.50192268]

>>50192127
>How do you make friends?
>I haven't had one since pre school

Want to know a secret?

We're already friends. everyone here right now is your friend. we all suffer together and laugh together and help each other grow.

If that isn't what friends are then I don't know what a friend is.

[Anonymous No.50192282]

>>50192268
Hey friend I'm moving house next week will you help me carry some boxes

[Anonymous No.50192312]

tonogata gomen I am going green tonight wooo

[Anonymous No.50192318]

>>50192127
Sharing monkey torture videos

[Anonymous No.50192320]

>>50192282
No thanxxx

[Anonymous No.50192325]

>>50192205
Anon I appreciate that you're trying to help but I have only one strategy and that's to buy SPXL and get excited for next buy into SPXL, simple as. I have no need to hedge because I'm not leveraged because John Direxion leverages for me and I have no intention of selling until I have enough money to live the life of decadence that I've always dreamed of.

[Anonymous No.50192331]

Considering dropping $10,000 for a 10% stake in my mother in laws new sandwich/ice cream joint. Dipping my toes into the food service industry is scary enough, is it retarded to go into business with family? Talk me out of just throwing it into a REIT instead. Hopium or copium accepted

[Anonymous No.50192337]

>>50192166
>Remember when savings accounts, zero risk savings accounts, paid positive real yields?
1 yr CDs in 1990 had yields of ~9%, inflation was about 4.5%
I suppose there was risk, of course, since that was before it became illegal for banks to ever fail. But still. 4.5% real yields? There are hedgefunds that would kill their families for such things now.

[Anonymous No.50192344]

>>50192265
1hour?

[Anonymous No.50192348]

Semiconductors don't matter until gay sex matters

[Anonymous No.50192349]

The minutes were made before oil started dipping, so they'll say the fed needs to raise 100 points every week

[Anonymous No.50192355]

>>50192331
Mix family and $, consider that $10k a gift my friend and write it off

[Anonymous No.50192358]

>>50192331
Do not under any circumstances involve family and business anon.
Those lines should never be crossed if you ever want to have a healthy relationship with your family.

[Anonymous No.50192360]

>>50192331
She is grossly underestimating her costs.

[Anonymous No.50192363]

>>50192282
ofc

[Anonymous No.50192372]

>>50192127
you just do, have a new fren (me)

[Anonymous No.50192378]

>>50192325
Bonds are free money when yields are high and act as crash insurance

[Anonymous No.50192384]

>>50192348
soon we'll be able to implant a chip in your head to turn gay people straight again
SIGA is going to 0

[Anonymous No.50192393]

>>50192358
This.
The very most I'd do is work at the business on your days off, & genuinely put 110% effort into it
I worked at my family's restaurant as a kid for free but I got to keep a few dollars in tips

[Anonymous No.50192396]

>>50192384
sorry this is a bumfren general

[Anonymous No.50192404]

>>50192331
don't expect to actually make money. only give it if you can afford to lose it and not care. if it does well than it's a bonus

[Anonymous No.50192408]

>>50192325
As long as you don't get scared in a bear market and deviate from this strategy you will assuredly become a very rich man

[Anonymous No.50192412]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.50192413]

>>50192384
Nonsense. We broke $13 today. What's more likely to happen is soon we will be able to implant a chip in your head to turn you gay. You will be hungrily backing your bussy into BBC involuntarily soon.

[Anonymous No.50192423]

>>50192412
we're bringing slavery back?

[Anonymous No.50192430]

>>50192412
>the state of brits

[Anonymous No.50192432]

>>50192412
>europe edition
>UK

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50192433]

I can't wait until the minutes just say, the whole situation is fucked, and we're just going to raise rates 100 basis points at a time until we get this shit under control

[Anonymous No.50192434]

>>50192331
imagine if you used that 10K to buy the stock market bottom

[Anonymous No.50192437]

>>50192412
Actual serfdom.

[Anonymous No.50192450]

>>50192412
you can inherit debt? If you spend your entire life paying off your parents debt then who will pay for your debt?

[Anonymous No.50192451]

[Anonymous No.50192461]

>>50192412
>serfdom returns to europe
what a century of horrors we are in

[Anonymous No.50192463]

>>50192412
>generational debt
lel

[Anonymous No.50192468]

Suck my dick jannie, I'm going to keep posting about monkey torture forever

[Anonymous No.50192475]

>>50191782
Like one of those Islamic talk shows.

[Anonymous No.50192483]

>>50192412
Kek that's literally just renting at that point except you have to pay for all the repairs. What a scam.

[Anonymous No.50192484]

>>50192412
It took ~350 years but the landed aristocracy is back, bros.

[Anonymous No.50192500]

[Anonymous No.50192503]

>>50192450
You can voluntarily inheret it if you want to keep whatever deal going that your parents made.
If not then you don't pay.
You will however, inherent your spouses debt, and you can not decline to.
If your spouse gets cancer & owes 100k in medical bills, I've heard stories of people getting divorced so they don't have to pay after their partner dies
This is america

[Anonymous No.50192506]

>>50191782
they would spend all the budget on disgusting goblina cohosts

[Anonymous No.50192507]

[Anonymous No.50192510]

>>50192331
>REIT
The only way I would suggest in reits is if you pick a few dozen winners and then market weight them. All in one basket is foolish

[Anonymous No.50192523]

>>50192484
Europe took that whole return to monke meme a little too far.

[Anonymous No.50192530]

>>50192282
yeah, bro, im a lil busy that day

[Anonymous No.50192532]

Fuck da police

[Anonymous No.50192536]

>>50192468
Fuck off with your goddamn monkey torture spam you fucking unlikable sociopath.
Nobody here gets off to it but you.

[Anonymous No.50192541]

>>50192408
As I said, I started buying in October, and at that point in time with the biggest chunks of my money. You do the math. If Fidelity wasn't busy journaling my latest purchase of SPXL into my margin account, it would show you that I'm down a cool $100,000. And I ain't even mad.

[Anonymous No.50192546]

>>50190896
WE MADE IT REDDIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.50192561]

>>50192468
kys fucking weirdo

[Anonymous No.50192563]

God damnit. Seeing big tech calls coming in before minutes. They always know.

[Anonymous No.50192570]

>>50192412
I mean, it works like that in Switzerland since decades already. Not that it's a good thing, but this is nothing new.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50192576]

>>50192475
so just a couple neck beards sitting at a card table in there mother's basement bitching about jews?

[Anonymous No.50192577]

Why are my TMF bags getting heavier today?

[Anonymous No.50192590]

>>50191857
Just don't watch them. I hear many masochists screaming about something some politician said and wonder what is humanity.

[Anonymous No.50192592]

black betty time?

[Anonymous No.50192623]

>>50192432
No one outside of the UK thinks the UK is separate from Europe.

[Anonymous No.50192624]

>NRGU -68%
>June 8th
>$800/share
>July 6th
>$260/share

[Anonymous No.50192629]

>>50192372
Me second from the left.

[Anonymous No.50192639]

>>50192468
can we just permaban this faggot? nobody here likes those videos you fucking inbred

[Anonymous No.50192640]

>>50192577
>15bp swing on the 10 year
Yikesaroony. Guess "dump everything for dollars" really does mean "everything".

[Anonymous No.50192642]

>>50192536
>>50192561
I don't give a fuck you stupid faggot. I literally make money off of this little faggots suffering

[Anonymous No.50192653]

>>50192639
probably jdif, so unbannable

[Anonymous No.50192660]

Who's baking?

[Anonymous No.50192661]

SOXL will never be below $12 again

[Anonymous No.50192669]

Kek why is SOXL dabbing on the market and trannys so hard today

[Anonymous No.50192675]

>>50192642
someone needs to track you down and kill you

[Anonymous No.50192677]

>>50192642
This shit sucks but some of the shit they do in Africa to humans that people post on here might be worse.

[Anonymous No.50192679]

>>50192624
This makes sense because the world oil supply doubled while demand halved. If anything, it should be trading at a 100-handle.

[Anonymous No.50192681]

ill take the monkey deaths over the siga shilling, soxl trannies, and dick posting

[Anonymous No.50192684]

>>50192629
I'm the one in the back who got drunk and swam out into the ocean to drown himself, but make it look like an accident

[Anonymous No.50192688]

>>50192541
I'd reprimand you for not just buying VOO but you have been hurt enough. Like another anon said just stick to the plan it will come back but oof you would have been getting several thousand dollar divends to reinvest if you went non leveraged.

Here look at Lamy, Lamy wants you to do your best and keep trying. You'll make it!

[Anonymous No.50192694]

>>50192677
the humans usually did something to deserve it (like at least committing a crime). wtf can the monkey possibly have done?

[Anonymous No.50192708]

I was starting to worry that the recession and major crash were canceled, but now that the lum posting has resumed I have shaken off my doubts. Blessed Lum poster, I'll be opening new shorts.

[Anonymous No.50192723]

>>50192708
soon you will come to realize lum was the only thing saving us from SPY 250

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50192729]

It's almost time for the 12:25 7/6/2022 flash crash

[Anonymous No.50192737]

>>50192688
Thank you, Wamy.

[Anonymous No.50192743]

>>50192736
>>50192736
>>50192736
>>50192736

[Anonymous No.50192746]

>>50192178
>sores in my throat

cocksucking faggot

[Anonymous No.50192753]

>>50192694
Be a little faggot. Seriously these fucks suck ass and deserve to die in the most miserable way imaginable

[Anonymous No.50192755]

>>50192433
They should do 200bp at a time.

[Anonymous No.50192764]

>>50192753
you are a nigger and every descendant you will ever have will never be nothing more than a nigger

[Anonymous No.50192771]

>>50192729
Plz be true.

[Anonymous No.50192779]

>>50192563
when's minutes

[Anonymous No.50192799]

>>50192753
Ok, they deserve to die. Why are you bringing this here? Go to /gif/ and post this shit.

[Anonymous No.50192891]

>>50192688
Lamy is pretty nice

[Anonymous No.50193903]

>>50190936
Guilty, been swing trading it for months, and this is the fourth time I've been caught in le trap.

This time is different though. All in, currently down 90% with a wagmi stack, renouncing all my possessions if this goes south.