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welcome to my casino edition

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>Financials podcasts/channels
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https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV-Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews-Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous >>>>>>50170460

>> No.50172200

SIGA sissies we are fucked.

>> No.50172207
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>US pushes to force ASML to stop selling key chipmaking equipment to China
lmao what the fuck is dementia joe doing

>> No.50172210

>sunak fucking off
lel uk falling apart

>> No.50172222
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50172222

ABANDON SHIP NOW!

>> No.50172224

my ironic calls on tesla to follow mr frodo baggot are doing well

>> No.50172226

FOMC Minutes are tomorrow lol

>> No.50172239

>>50172222
>2222
is the UK outsourced to bangalore or something kekke

>> No.50172242
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50172242

nasdump green while others down 2% the recoking

>> No.50172254
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>>50172179
>>50171945

? It's literally average penis size.

>> No.50172257

>>50172239
UK demographics are FUCKED if that's any indication to you. Anglos are literally the most kiked up.

>> No.50172265

Commodities collapsing.
Dollar surging.
Yield curve inverting.

The combination of these events are not good signs.

>> No.50172264
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>>50172197
Can anyone confirm this? Please respond, I'm asking for a friend.

>> No.50172268
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>>50172134
Can you guys stop selling already? Thanks.

>> No.50172278
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50172278

The next 6 months, we heal

>> No.50172279

THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS COMING - THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS COMING, COVER YOUR SHORTS, THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS COMING!

>> No.50172281
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50172281

Confess.

I'm in commodities, but i hang out in /smg/ because it's the cooler general.

>> No.50172285
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50172285

Holy fuck those TQQQ candles!
Is this THE BIG ONE?!

>> No.50172289
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50172289

green day

green week

green life

>>50170988

>> No.50172291
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>>50172265

It's good news if youre a SDOW/ SPXS chad.

>> No.50172295

>>50172239
>>50172257
he is unironically the most qualified person for the job out of the list of shitbags who could currently have that job.

>> No.50172305

>DXY ATH
>Still can’t afford shit

Based clown world

>> No.50172309

Melting status: Up

>> No.50172310
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>>50172278

>> No.50172312

>>50172264
buddy it's not all that big

>> No.50172315

>>50172254
>average penis size
>jewgle average penis size
>5.1-5.5 inches
lmfao no way

>> No.50172320
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50172320

What is this pattern called?

>> No.50172325
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50172325

I DEMAND A BAILOUT AND REFUND NOW!

>> No.50172330

>>50172285
>TQQQ
Funny you mention that because its the only thing I hold these days

>> No.50172344
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50172344

>>50172264

Average size is 7.5 inches.

Buy CHWY.

>> No.50172345
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50172345

M U H F U C K I N W H E A T

>> No.50172348

>>50172320
Starts with a C and ends with a P.

>> No.50172351

>>50172315
5.75 inchchads rise up!

>> No.50172353
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50172353

this pattern is called 'thank you daddy elon'

>> No.50172356

>>50172295
why would they quit, right when they are needed?

>> No.50172357
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>>50172312
Is everyone posting here hung except for me? Unironically Rocker having a bigger dick than me makes me want to kill myself.

>> No.50172363

>>50172320

"Pump then Dump"

>> No.50172370

>>50172264
its 18% over average

>> No.50172371

>>50172356
sinking ships and rats etc

>> No.50172376

>>50172357
careful, they might be talking about the dicks they take not the dicks they own.

>> No.50172384
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50172384

market rallies this week into next week. Crude at weekly support and energy stocks are definitely seeing capitulation (record outflows out of energy last week). Retail is burned

1/3

>> No.50172386

>>50172344
this is very upsetting.

>> No.50172391

GO AAPL GO!
$140 ONE MORE TIME
GOOOOO

>> No.50172390

>>50172320
Devils Tower or otherwise known as the mega bart that will never ever happen again in any of our lifetimes

>> No.50172402

>>50172265
currently laughing at RUBsissies thinking they're somehow divorced from the current economic meltdown lmao

>> No.50172403

I almost feel bad for what's going to happen in the UK/EU very soon but then I remember they've pretty much have done nothing but talk shit for the last 20 years

>> No.50172410

>>50172222
UK about to redeem or something?

>> No.50172412
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>>50172384

10 year yield also at weekly support, potential head and shoulders. Bonds will go down from here (yields and crude oil have a very tight correlation)

2/3

>> No.50172418

>>50172384
>1/3
no, you can go ahead and stop at 1

>> No.50172420

>>50172403
unfair. i'm a massive ameriboo.

>> No.50172423

>>50172403
I'm going to be in London for a week in September, am I in trouble??

>> No.50172431
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>>50172222
>those names
>UK
Its close here too though (US)

>> No.50172442

Buy buy buy buy buy tech, the bailout will be here soon

>> No.50172446
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50172446

>>50172384
>>50172412

tech has positive divergence on the weekly RSI (has yet to happen yet while the VXN is unable to push to the lows. The low has been defended for 3 weeks now. Should see a rally between 6-15% from here into earnings

>> No.50172455

QRD why Futures gapped down and sold off the market then rallied.

>> No.50172468
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>>50172344
How the fuck am I supposed to please a woman?

>> No.50172473

>>50172455
>futures are future value
>higher than current value

>> No.50172475
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50172475

>>50172455
It's just a coincidence anon

>> No.50172482

>>50172423
just make sure you bring lots of USD lmao the GBP is going to be exchanged for the first time ever at $1 USD to £1+ lmao

>> No.50172488

>>50172455
Front running the bailout

>> No.50172498

>>50172423
You should be fine as long as you are vaccinated for monkeypoox

>> No.50172506

100% reliable reversal signal spotted on $TSLA. #GetFuck'dMusk

>> No.50172513
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50172513

Do I time the rate hike dates or just the end of Shemitah?
Shyamalan.
Shalamar.

>> No.50172518

>>50172468
you literally can't. that's the point.

>> No.50172521

THIS DAY SUCKS

>> No.50172539

All my portfolio does is drill, even with my bear positions

>> No.50172544

bros, I'm losing so much fucking money.

>> No.50172545

TSLA CHADS RISE UP

>> No.50172548

>>50172468
use your tongue doofus

>> No.50172549
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50172549

It's another "bobo got headfaked" episode

>> No.50172552

>>50172521
yeah man, this year sucks
digits and the pain lasts for the rest of the decade

>> No.50172557

Are ameircans FOMOing rn?

>> No.50172573
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50172573

How much money did you have before the big recession?

I had over 150k invested in stocks in November 2021.

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>>50172518
I fucking hate this life. Being born with a small dick is the worst. I have had women literally mock me for it.

>> No.50172598
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50172598

>>50172575
>Small dick
>Anime poster
It's all coming together now.

>> No.50172614

>>50172575
I don't even think that's the full problem. I'm liegitmately convinced most men physically/emotionally cannot please women. I just don't believe it anymore.

>> No.50172620
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50172620

RYCEY sisters.....

>> No.50172623

>>50172575
>I have had women literally mock me for it
Sounds hot. What do they say?

>> No.50172626

>>50172598
4channel is based off of 4chan which is based off of 2chan that was a le pokeyman site so thru the tyranny property you are anime

>> No.50172627

>>50172222
>paki exodus
suddenly the quality of government services improves

>> No.50172635

>AMZN

>> No.50172636

>>50172598
>Rick and Morty
>anime
Fren pls

>> No.50172639

>>50172614
How? Just rub the bean for a few min. Easy

>> No.50172646
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>>50172265
Fed pivot when? Also, I'm really unhappy about missing the oil dump. I'd been planning to short it.

>> No.50172652
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50172652

Will uranium ever go up again

>> No.50172657
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>>50172636
I looked at his previous posts

>> No.50172659
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I just want tech to get slaughtered just as badly as semis have been. Is that too much to ask, Bobo?

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>>50172549

>bobo got headfaked

S&P is down 22% ytd lmao.

>> No.50172662
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UVXY bros...

>> No.50172669
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50172669

Oil bros God fuxking damn it
This marker dumps at the sight of anything

>> No.50172674

You see, us at biz are in the trolling and satire business. Most of us made it with shitcoins and soxs swinging
Everything you read on /smg/ is just us baiting and masterbating each other because where the fuck can we say retarded shit like Usac 7.5calls without fear of being called a jew forever more
You play as a jew in one thread and play as Hitler on the other. Such freedom costs retards that take us seriously their entire portfolio, and that's okay

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>>50172320
Single digit soxl soon. Never thought I'd see it.

>> No.50172689

>>50172320
It's called "Still at least 30% from the bottom" pattern, very common in this market.

>> No.50172692

C'mon $TSLA go back down you piece of shit! You've filled your gap, it's time to go down!

>> No.50172705

>>50172646
They won’t until stonks are dead. FinTwit and CNBC and retard hedge funds buying monster calls bc they think Fed pivots soon now that recession is obvious.
You know, just like how inflation was. Fed nailed that one. /sarc
Fade it is what I’m doing. Death puts on Appl. Stocks will die at the hands of the Fed

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>>50172652

>there are people that bought this shit

kek.

>> No.50172721

>>50172685
I'ma do an all in on BAKA weeklies once SOXL hits 4 dollars.

>> No.50172733
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>outlook ping on cnbc
>instant ptsd from wagecucking days

>> No.50172757
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wtf I keep buying puts but it keeps going up!

>> No.50172758
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>>50172575
Go with asian qt's. As a group, they're used to small dicks, fine with them and better than white roasties in every way anyway.

>> No.50172760
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SPY at MAKE or BREAK LEVEL right now

>> No.50172769
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50172769

Confess your sins.

I'm bagholding COIN at -80%.

>> No.50172771

>>50172513
Shemitah for sure

>> No.50172773

FOMC Minutes for tomorrow must've leaked

>> No.50172782
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50172782

can gold stop being gay and GO UP AGAIN

>> No.50172792

>XBI
WEW LADS

>> No.50172797
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>>50172758

>better than white roasties in every way

Have fun fucking a fish lmao.

>> No.50172795

>this pumping
Market pozzification levels: Critical

>> No.50172815
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50172815

Recession?

Uhhhhh that's bullish actually.

>> No.50172833
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>>50172773

Reminder that THEY pump everything before every massive dump.

>> No.50172837

>>50172815
Only if you think the Fed fired up QE. Which they won’t. Bags will be held

>> No.50172838
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>>50172815
(But not for the dollar)

>> No.50172839

>>50172769
I'll buy COIN on the next leg down.

>> No.50172841
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50172841

>>50172623
I have literally been called a shrimp dick by a blonde because apperantly that's the size I got to work with when fully hard... I fucking hate how cruel women are. Maybe I should stick to dating Asian girls, they at least say it's average.

>> No.50172848

>>50172468
Average size is not 7.5 inches retard. And yes that dildo was pretty fucking girth and large. Average dick is like 5 inches, stop being gullible and getting mad at nothing.

>> No.50172860

stop dick chat

>> No.50172862
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>>50172758
Yeah, until they meet big dick Johnson who drives a shitty early 2000's Honda civic from the gym and whose big dick energy glows
Wait, that's me. Imma take your asain crush too. I already took Stacy. What's gonna stop me? I'll fuck that tight Asian pussy so hard, she won't be able to go on dates for a week and as you baghold soxl, I'll be balls deep in $yang

>> No.50172863

>>50172692
> come on Dirty Dancer, run you fucking sack of glue, RUN!!

>> No.50172867

just fucking crash already you fuck

>> No.50172869

Is SXC a good buy yet?

>> No.50172889

JUST FUCKING LET APPLE CRASH ALREADY WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT STAGNANT COMPANY PROPPING UP THE MARKET

>> No.50172902
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reminder these are the retards giving “advice” here
soxl will
be $20.16 shortly

>> No.50172911
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>RBLX up 80% in 2 weeks

Why didn't you listen.

>> No.50172912
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50172912

Which whale is buying TSLA?

>> No.50172922

>>50172889
there's a whole lot of something propping the market up. it doesn't match reality on the street at all

>> No.50172948

>>50172662
just wait

>> No.50172953
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>>50172710

Yes.
And I'll buy more of it when it's $3.5
I hope it gets fucked all the way to $2.

>> No.50172962

>>50171565
>I'm 5'10 and but my gf is short at 5'9. Her dad is 6'4. Are our kids gonna be tall at least?

You are short. On average for a female she is tall af at 5'9. that's taller than the average male

>> No.50172977

Might've just witnessed QQQ bottom

>> No.50172985

>>50172948
I will but I could have sold when it was 15.10$ this morning but got greedy and waited too long.

>> No.50172998

>>50172911
Nancy I am not buying your bags.

>> No.50173002

>>50172977
lol
you guys are fucking hilarious

>> No.50173001

>>50172769
I traded too fast and now I am on restriction for 90 days.

>> No.50173012

Labu

>> No.50173024

>>50171724
>Dad is 6’2”, mom was 5’8”.
>Guess my height T_T

5 8

>> No.50173027
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>>50172710
It should go up eventually

>> No.50173035
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50173035

>>50172657
Is this a coincidence too?

>> No.50173038

>>50172862
Everyone can have a big dick on daily cialis. It also promotes testerone and lean body mass a long with reducing heart attack by being a vasodilator.

>> No.50173057
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>>50173002
They are retarded. See picrel

>> No.50173056
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Most things in this world are cyclical, but what the fuck could be the source of foreign investment out performing america? Japan is still stagnant, china is slowing down, europe hasn't grown since 2000, the only thing I can think of is emerging markets like india and indonesia but that's fucking laughable

I can't see any reason for America to fall behind internationally, you guys?

>> No.50173062

>>50173038
>vasodilator
>dilator
Fucking tranny pills

>> No.50173070

>>50173002
you are delusional if you think it goes further down bobotard

>> No.50173096

>>50173062
It dilates a women's bagina with your hammer cock. Unironically its an antagonist for estrogen proliferation.

>> No.50173097

What went wrong with the Euro?

>> No.50173099

>>50173035
Glowies definitely have small dicks.
Why do you think they like anime and child porn so much?
Also, SQQQ, let's seize the god damned day aleady.

>> No.50173102

>>50173056
America can just become India, as the cycle demands.

>> No.50173103
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>>50173038
Is this true?

>> No.50173117
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>>50173070
>gas $5 per gallon
>food double the price from a year ago
>trying to start a world war
>lockdowns coming in the winter
>unemployment at 40%

Everything is fine.

>> No.50173122

>>50173097
Not raising rates fast enough and too much QE
T. Euro

>> No.50173124

>>50173038
Didn't know we had Pfizer shills now in /smg/

>> No.50173130

>>50173097
EU is going into the trash bin.

>> No.50173141

>>50173024
i have the same problem, my mom is 5'2" and my dad is 5'8" and i only am 6'0"
that is why i am down alot

>> No.50173145

>>50173038
A pill can't make your dick bigger anon, I know you have probably read a few porn ads but that's not how it works

>> No.50173146
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50173146

>>50173122
Good luck out there eurobro hopefully things turn around for you

>> No.50173150

>>50173103
sounds like bro science like jelquing

>> No.50173154
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>>50173097
Europe was barely holding on because their welfare state completely fucks their economies. They can't come back from the massive inflation they gave themselves. Also things like energy prices because of green energy bullshit and dependency on russian gas.

>> No.50173156
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50173156

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach

>> No.50173161

>>50173117
>posting this roastie
>expecting to be taken seriously

lol

>> No.50173167

guess who bought 40k worth of oil at almost the top

>> No.50173173

>>50173117
Worse than all of these conditions is G*blina posting

>> No.50173175

>>50173167
stop gambling retard

>> No.50173185

>>50173117
Literal gains goblin, stealing all of our gains.

>> No.50173194
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50173194

>>50173167
f.

>> No.50173201
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50173201

>>50173150
Dude I'm seriously considering surgery to increase my cock size to at least average but I have read so many fucking horror stories on forums where guys have done it.

>> No.50173206

>>50173156
Based Don "Hey Kid Wanna Party?" Henley

>> No.50173210

>>50173167
thanks for buying, i sold near the top

>> No.50173219

>>50173201
How small is your chode

>> No.50173220

>>50172320
>What is this pattern called?
The BOTTOM

>> No.50173222

>>50172446
You are a stupid mother fucker if you think all of those overhead resistances are going to be simultaneously broken. The more likely direction is down.

>> No.50173226

>>50173201
ffs bro who gives a shit

>> No.50173231
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>>50173167
trend following strategies are extremely doomed typically in modern financial
markets. before 90's many markets were more trending but nowadays the competition is tough whiplashes and reverses are violent

so trend following = dead
reverse trading = not dead but requires lots of skill to succes

>> No.50173234
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50173234

My mining stocks are absolutely heemed. Most will have to double to break even now.

>> No.50173241

>>50173103
>>50173124
>>50173145
Lay article summary
https://www.asip1.org/cialis-for-bodybuilding/
Scholarly research:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28133708/
Reject mediocrity, cultivate a pretty huge benis

>> No.50173244

>>50173234
99% of mining stocks are scams run by criminals

>> No.50173246
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50173246

>>50173219
It's nearly 4 inches hard...

>> No.50173256

>>50172573
$270,000 now down to $170,000. Commodities.

>> No.50173262

>>50173201
then do mild penis pumping with something like a lelove plus jelq with fuckin coconut oil like those dorks over at thunder's palace. you'll either add .750 inches to your dick after three years or you'll be impotent

>> No.50173267

>>50172575
>I fucking hate this life. Being born with a small dick is the worst. I have had women literally mock me for it.

This is what happens when you have children with Asian women.

>> No.50173273
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>>50173244
>99% of mining stocks are scams run by criminals
Gayhorse bros...

>> No.50173272
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50173272

ooooo husbant
you bought to much soxl
now we're homeress.....

>> No.50173276
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50173276

Haha tsx drilling like the stupid smelly index it is

>> No.50173284
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50173284

>anon your 401k is an index fund?
>silence*

>> No.50173295

>>50173273
it'll be a hot buy when the market actually bottoms out. not whatever corrupt bullshit is floating it along right now.

>> No.50173302

SOXL BROS
THE SUPPORT IS BEING RECAPTURED
IF WE CLOSE ABOVE $11.20 WE ARE GOING TO $20

F YAAAAH

>> No.50173304

>>50173241
Did you actually read them yourself? It says nothing about it

>> No.50173312

>>50173246
Cage it, find a femdom

>> No.50173311
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50173311

>>50173246
start trooning out and add me on skype

>> No.50173318

>>50173284
Uh...what should it be?

>> No.50173321
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50173321

It’s funny how I’m down
100% today
I’m feeling like a clown
but at least I’m not gay
where is poem anon
I’m calling out his name
my good feels are gone
I’m feeling kinda lame
pls come to my aid
I’d like to have a friend
poem anon, I’m out of rhymes
shill me a ticker

>> No.50173323

>>50173302
SOXL will never be $20 again lmao

>> No.50173324

>>50173273
I rest my case.

>> No.50173328

>>50173241
cialis and viagra will kill you faster
you are on a giga midwit trip
increasing no2 is not healthy

>> No.50173332

>>50173246
Yeah. That’s too bad. I’m ~7 and have done some decent gut scrambling. Your move is honestly not to date a western whore. Dicks are too politicized

>> No.50173338

>sold friday before close
>market gap down
>sells off
>rallys
fuck

>> No.50173355

>>50172797
?? She's clearly qt. Would marry and show my 4 incher to.

>> No.50173356
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>>50173321
I don't post poems anymore because everyone complained. I definitely don't shill tickers

>> No.50173361

>>50173323
COPE
IT WILL BE $20 THIS MONTH, NIGGER.

lol u are the moron advocating dick pills
i remember when i was a midwit following the mainstream (((science)))
thanks for the counter signal you nigger

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>>50173311
>>50173312
>>50173332
I fucking hate you guys...

>> No.50173383

>>50173246
I'm sorry.

Are you Asian or one of your parents Asian?

>> No.50173384

>>50173284
my ira has 16k sitting in cash
I transferred it from a 401k recently
what should I do

>> No.50173398
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>>50173356
I liked ur pomes

>> No.50173406

DO NOT TAKE DICK PILLS you retards
increasing nitric oxide will fucking kill you faster

it doesnt matter what kike studies this midwit nigger posts
dont fucking do it
and buy soxl

>> No.50173419

>>50173328
Only if you reach hypotension.

>> No.50173449

>>50173378
anon there is more to life than nasty women. stay strong and focussed.

>> No.50173452
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50173452

>>50173356
I’m your biggest supporter
pls come back
ignore the haters
even rocker gave you a shout out, for what it’s worth

>> No.50173460
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50173460

>>50173406
AHHHHHH

>> No.50173465
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50173465

reminder all you have to do is make $5000 profit every day for 200 trading days and youve made a million bucks

>> No.50173468

>>50173384
roulette table. all in zero.

>> No.50173473

>>50173146
Meh I doubt it.
I got a good job recently at an American investment bank here so my salary is far better than most my age (25).
Hours are long but the work is fun and if I wanted to I eventually could move to the US or UK

>> No.50173472

>>50173398
>>50173452
If you can get TQQQ to drop below $23 by eod, I'll write a new poem

>> No.50173474

>>50173406
You got any studies to prove that?

>> No.50173476

>>50173465
>million bucks

How many shares of soxl at 10 would I need to become a millionaire when it eventually goes back to 70

>> No.50173478

>>50173246
all women are whores. The only real satisfaction is in wifing. the christians were right all along

>> No.50173480

We are now pumping on recession signals because people think it stops the fed and creates brrrrrrr

>> No.50173484
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50173484

It would be historical if eur/usd reaches parity, there is a very good chance it will

dxy soundtrack by jerry bruckheimer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2CIAKVTOrc

>> No.50173485

>>50173465
i cant do that

>> No.50173487

>>50173476
16,667 shares

>> No.50173488
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50173488

I am in 'all cash' right now but still feeling uncomfy as fuck.
I want to invest but everything looks like dogshit.
What are my /smegma/bros buying right now?
What should I be DCA-ing into?

>> No.50173493

>>50173465
*before taxes

>> No.50173495

>>50173406
The line on SOXL makes it look like it could use some dick pills lmao

>> No.50173497

>>50173332
7 inch entp master race, reporting in
Thank God I have insecurity that makes me try harder with it and, thus, have bitches falling in love the only way they truly can
hard big dick = love for western whores
Don't try to deny it, no matter how tall or rich you may be, a woman always comes back to those that fuck the hardest
Having all three is like playing with tgm

>> No.50173503

>>50173488
Shorting real estate or bonds.

>> No.50173505

>>50173473
hey man as long as your aren't some faggot commie welcome

>> No.50173508

>>50172134
just bought 100 shares of UPRO
WAGMI

>> No.50173517

Can TSLA just go back to $600 already? I'm getting tired of waiting.

>> No.50173520

>>50173484
dollar milkshake guy got it right when he said the euro will be par with the dollar, looks like there's a lot more pain to come that the markets aren't factoring in.

>> No.50173521
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>>50173497
>entp
>e
What's an extrovert doing on 4channel? Shouldn't you be doing tiktok dances with the other normies?

>> No.50173527

>>50173517
it didnt dump on the shitty delivery numbers that came out over the weekend

its going up from here im sorry

>> No.50173528

>>50173156
Fantastic choon, that.

>> No.50173529

Arkk is up 7% today

>> No.50173534
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>>50173472
I’ll do what i can
God bless
right now, I’m cooking up a plan
poem anon, youre the best

>> No.50173539
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50173539

MAMA, TAKE THESE BAGS OFF OF ME
I CAN'T HOLD THEM ANYMORE

>> No.50173540
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50173540

>>50173520
i also said about 2 months ago looks like it gonna break parity

>> No.50173542

Coinbase Global, Inc., branded Coinbase, is an American publicly traded company that operates a cryptocurrency exchange platform. Coinbase is a distributed company; all employees operate via remote work and the company lacks a physical headquarters.

>> No.50173549

>>50173246
I know that feel, bro. 4.3 here. When mine's not hard, it's micropenis-tier.

>> No.50173553

>>50173527
Seeing as how they lose money on every car produced, it would be bullish for them to make less cars.

>> No.50173562

>>50173378
Dude just stop agonizing over it and chasing whores, clearly you at some level get off from your insecurities. If you actually came to terms and weren’t into the humiliation, you’d STOP chasing women who are going to humiliate you. Go to a church and find a girl to marry and love, you blubbering shrimp dicked vagina. Stop expecting whores to praise from whores for your little cock, it’s a category mistake

>> No.50173563

>>50173246
>>50173549
Congrats you have an average asian dick now quit being a pussy

>> No.50173570

>>50172573
300k jan 1 ->98k today

>> No.50173572

>>50173521
>starting an argument
>with an entp

>> No.50173585

based USD making everyone poor, all hail the mighty dollar. can't wait to get fumos for even cheaper now :)

>> No.50173590

>>50173570
That is nightmare fuel anon
What the hell were you invested in

>> No.50173598

$TNA is gonna do +50% real quick

>> No.50173623
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50173623

>phone interview for a job tomorrow
>3% in the red today cause i bought SQQQ at what i thought was the top of this scam pump
guess eternal wagiedom is my fate

>> No.50173625
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that’s what you get for not being a bobo in a recession
Oh, it’s not “technically” a recession? ok mumu

>> No.50173631

>>50173590
It's the opposite. Think of the leverage he used on the way up too. A 2/3rd drawdown seems bad but if you run 4x leverage he has a clean getaway

>> No.50173636
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I still have 1/4 of my USD.JPY short

the Yen will be a rock as the rest of the world submits and goes back to rate cuts

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50173644

>>50173206
henley got the original but Ataris has very good rock cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-be2dMnqn8U

>> No.50173658

>>50173625
I am a bobo but I'm in sqqq right now

>> No.50173662

when do the recession numbers come out?

>> No.50173669

>zestimates are still climbing in my area
>zillow layoffs continued this week
going to be a very bad economic season for stacysissies

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>>50173636
i think shorting usd jpy could be good trade now. yen gonna go up

>> No.50173680

ive been making Oklahoma Onion burgers lately and these things slap like you wouldnt believe. fuck I love burgers.

>> No.50173685

>thought market would keep dipping
>didn't buy anything
>mfw watching the line go up
lamo

>> No.50173686
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50173686

>>50173636
>buying the top
ok

>> No.50173691

>>50173669
Who cares. They'll just become an associate at whatever white collar bullshit their dad can hook them up with.

>> No.50173700

>>50173680
how they differ from regular burgers? cant be assed to goog

>> No.50173701

>>50173675
thats what ive been saying but it is stuck at 135

>>50173686
I shorted it. That means I think its going down. I sold USD and bought JPY.

>> No.50173709

>>50173680
what makes it “oklahoman” anon?

>> No.50173712
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50173712

>>50173636
lol japan is going to get bullied into rate cuts regardless, just ask these boomers

>> No.50173714

>>50173590
>>50173631
It was 6x on soxl and im back at about even i think, all things accounted for
What a waste of two years lol, i guess i learned a lot

>> No.50173716

Man I don't know why i'm in CCJ that shit refuses to move, thinking about just going full boomer and putting my uranium plays into KO

>> No.50173729

>>50173680
At the gym but was supposed to make that tonight. Forgot to buy buns at the store earlier so thats on my to-do list

>> No.50173731

>>50173712
japan is already at negative rates. they will not touch it.

>> No.50173733

>>50173712
I couldn't imagine a more boomer pic

>> No.50173739

>>50173714
What the fuck is 6x soxl

>> No.50173745

>>50173701
> I shorted it.
Yeah I noticed you said that after I posted
I have a habit of being retarded
I blame it on the autism

>> No.50173754

>>50173739
It means i was all in on soxl at 2x using margin
Live by the sword, die by the sword

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50173757

>>50173700
>>50173709
>>50173729
paper thin onions cooked on top of a smash burger. when you flip the burger for the other side you flip onions down and let the onions steam the burger. its kind of like a white castle burger.

oklahoma = smashburger + massive onions cooked this way

>> No.50173758

>>50173739
Ancient brick laying technique

>> No.50173765

>>50173731
japan is getting fucked the hardest and you shorting the dollar when everyone is trying to get their hands on it to maintain liquidity is fucking stupid and you deserve to lose your money

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50173772

im hungry. what is smg having for lunch?

>> No.50173777

Bears are losers. Retail is bearish, you and every Reddit trader with a 10k account are all in 3x bear ETFs you are the street, you have no edge. Quiet now and enjoy the +10% QQQ rally. Then you can load shorts (but you’ll also think it’s THE bottom by then)

>> No.50173786

>>50173772
I just made these burgers I was talking about. fuck man so gud and super cheap.

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>>50173765
i am the schizo contrarian and you are the blind sheep
never forget this

>> No.50173810

>>50173789
weebism, not even once

>> No.50173827

has anyone held GBTC ?

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>>50173789

>> No.50173848
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50173848

>spy getting close to green for the day

>> No.50173849
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50173849

Markets are healing

>> No.50173875
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50173875

>>50172134
>Baby yid

Anyway, just got home > what did I miss today?

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50173880

>>50173810

>> No.50173884

>>50173849
Healing up or down? I'm scared to log on.

>> No.50173887
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50173887

>war spreads into EU via Lituania
Mmmh eurobros?

>> No.50173891
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50173891

BOBO WHERE ARE YOU?

>> No.50173898
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50173898

Holy fuck SPY was -2% earlier today

>> No.50173915

>>50173903
>>50173903
>>50173903
>>50173903

>> No.50173925

>>50173915
brah

>> No.50173928

>>50173849
Blowing the bubble back up isn't healing, the only thing that would heal the markets is a gigacrash and a great reset for hedgie wallets.

>> No.50173935

>>50173024
5’11”, but it doesn’t fuckin matter. I never made it to 6. They should have taken better care of me instead of letting me fend for myself on ramen everyday.

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50173938

>>50173884

>> No.50173941

>>50173915
Based

>> No.50173942

>volume low
>garbage stocks rallying
>market's pumping up
>commodities still down in the shitter
yeah this is a classic short squeeze, we're in for a week of pain

>> No.50173943

>>50173898
Who is even making money in this shit market?

>> No.50173951

LMAOOOO SOXL BROS WE MIGHT HIT $36 ITS ACTUALLY MIGHT BE HABBENING THAT WAS THE BOTTOM BEFORE THE SURPRISE APPROVAL OF CHIPS ACT LMAAAAAOOOOOO

>> No.50173954
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>>50173777

>> No.50173961

>>50173943
soxl enjoyers who bought at 10 and 11

>> No.50173967

>>50173356
Poem anon is gone
All is forsaken and lost
Lost all of my money on SQQQ
Lifetime of wagie cage is the cost

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and wallah
just like that we will never see SPY below 380 ever again

>> No.50173996

My copper short is what I sold
So I could put my money on gold
Now it seems that I will turn old
Before my investment profits

>> No.50174038

In a turbulent
Market, seek refuge in art
And the great outdoors

>> No.50174098

>>50173951
I have just 100 shares at 15 bucks but that'd still be a nice turnaround

>> No.50174239

This is a bullish recession. The Fed should pivot by September if not this month and stocks should end at new ATHs on the year due to another round of QE + rate cuts.

>> No.50174290

>"hey anon, i see you have $1000 there. how did you make it?"
>me: i shorted AMZN today
>"but AMZN is up 4% today"
>me: honk honk
I shorted AMZN at open today. I closed my short at 9:33am for a $1000 profit. AMZN, a 1.2 trillion dollar company, sharted TWELVE BILLION DOLLARS of valuation, and subsequently gained 60 BILLION DOLLARS of valuation. In one day. Jesus assfucking christ.

>> No.50174954

>>50173943
Me. Up 15% today. Bought SPY calls 10 mins after open.
Thinking about buying puts now but SPY may have a green day again tomorrow before another dump

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>>50173943
Sold my puts at open and not you.

this is low volume short cover rally yet again with M&A and MOC rebal. Only problem is all of retail is short with the doomberger influencer accounts that are long or opposite what they preach

I like 365

>> No.50175223

>>50172573
$250k -> $215k now. Oil, industrials and banks.

>> No.50175266

>>50172412
Don't we have to put in one more shoulder first? If so, rest of the month could be rough for oil.

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>>50173849
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50175324

>>50172573
I had like 270k~300k in mutual funds at like 2016. Now its currently 157k. Maybe I will be able to ride this out if this recession ends soon but this has been the lowest I have ever been.

>> No.50175776

I sold the rally at the end. Made a couple of hundred bucks I could spend on a tranny

>> No.50176636

>>50172134
Yoda Jews get the rope