NUCLEAR HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.50171497]

ITSOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50171517]

>he says while Euro, Dollar, and commodities are rugging hard rn

[Anonymous No.50171540]

>>50171497
Absolute bottom maybe confirmed.

[Anonymous No.50171551]

>>50171497
>jim cramer
start buying boys this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.50171560]

>>50171497
>Normie MSM FUD
This is it. This is the bottom. We'll be pumping soon.

[Anonymous No.50171562]

>Jim Cramer

We're at the bottom or very close to it.

[Anonymous No.50171563]

>>50171497
>Jim Cramer
Feeling bullish

[Anonymous No.50171590]

>>50171497
This man talks out of his ass since viewers don't check if his predictions ever come true

[Anonymous No.50171618]

>>50171497
>What an awful asset. NFTs sold to you. Made up.
based

[Anonymous No.50171620]

>>50171497
Is this your first day?
Do the opposite of whatever Jim Cramer says.

[Anonymous No.50171644]

>euro crashing and digital euro being propped up
>SWIFT and other giants moving to ISO20022 messaging standard at the end of this year
Imagine being bearish on digital assets at a time like this lmao. The last shakeout is upon us. Even the fucking Frankfurt School is promoting digital currencies

[Anonymous No.50171659]

My whole investment strategy for the last 5 years is I always do the opposite of what Cramer says. I've made a fortune, dead serious. It's literally that easy

[Anonymous No.50171666]

>>50171497
>All planned and premeditated to get the herd onto their CBDC's

And guess what the Central Banks are buying while pushing digital enslavement on everybody?

[Anonymous No.50171694]

>>50171497
I'm unironically considering making my biggest purchase.
I always do the contrary of whatever the fuck this brainlet says and so far it worked. But the macro is overall so bad that I don't see any good news coming until maybe next year

[Anonymous No.50171697]

>>50171497
>Cramer
19k$ is the new rock bottom confirmed

[Anonymous No.50171717]

always le do what le cramer le says
do i fit in yet le bros?

[Anonymous No.50171756]

>>50171497
wallstreet: hey jim my boy, we struggle buying all those cryptos at these prices, we need way more liquidity
jim: got you senpai, i'll scare the plebs tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50171793]

2019 bottom

[Anonymous No.50171824]

>>50171793
Current bottom

[Anonymous No.50171854]

>>50171666
and the price has dumped since this article. crazy how it works eh

[Anonymous No.50171906]

>>50171590
it's deliberate. do you think is job is to make plebs money? kek his job is to create liquidity for some wall street groups to enter or exit their position

[Anonymous No.50171924]

>>50171793
>>50171824
In English, doc.

[Anonymous No.50171936]

Bottom is in

[Anonymous No.50171961]

>>50171924
how's living life with that low iq?

[Anonymous No.50171971]

>>50171961
Answer, are we going down or not.

[Anonymous No.50171987]

>>50171497
>no real value
I mean, it will remain the currency of the dark web, unless XMR survives and dethrones it, otherwise yes: crypto's blast-of-ass to the bottom is going to make those with short positions rich.

[Anonymous No.50172157]

>>50171906
you are a retard

[Anonymous No.50172205]

>>50171540
This

[Anonymous No.50172215]

>>50171540
likely he cant be this sure about crypto going to zero for us to not be going up

[Anonymous No.50172261]

>>50171906

the outcome he achieves is exactly what you expect from picking stocks. there is no conspiracy; this is exactly how the market is expected to work. the real invese cramer etf is index funds.

[Anonymous No.50172262]

>>50171971
>Answer, are we going down or not.
we going

[Anonymous No.50172266]

>>50171517
USD is not rugging faggot, who cares about your non-american currencies, if you're smart you will convert them all to USD tonight before you lose more money

[Anonymous No.50172784]

>>50171906
i don't get how people here of all places don't get it by now
hell even billions did an episode on how exactly this scam works

nobody can be as consistently wrong as both jim cramer and there was this other guy whose name i forgot gartnet or something

[Anonymous No.50172895]

>>50172784
Gartman. It's Gartman, anon.

[Anonymous No.50172920]

>>50171924
the only way to go up is QE money printing. without external influence the market has to drop more (15-30%). This puts the DOW jones floor at 21,000 which would be erasing 5 years of gains. I find this completely reasonable.

[Anonymous No.50172959]

>>50171497
Strongest buy signal I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.50172970]

>>50172895
thanks anon it was dennis but i forgot, i knew someone here would know to whom i was referring
the moment i typed in the name i recognized that hairline instantly

[Anonymous No.50172997]

[Anonymous No.50173049]

>>50171793
>>50171824
now put them on the same timeframe
still think 1 more minor dump is coming but yeah the correlations are looking pretty sweet right now

[Anonymous No.50173455]

>>50172266
usd is just rugging slower than the rest because the fed pulled the line first

[Anonymous No.50173538]

>>50173049
an exact replica of the previous crash puts you at 11k late october. That's just to find the bottom, not recover.

[Anonymous No.50173683]

>>50172157
Huh?
You think he's on tv for another reason?

[Anonymous No.50173693]

>>50173538
thats not what i meant at all
i meant to plot the 2 graphs he did but with the x axis scaled to the same unit of time
none of this retarded the market has to follow the exact percentage drops from 17-18 to the tick

[Anonymous No.50173771]

>>50171854
>money for 5000 years
>price has gone down for the last 3 months
oh no. it's over for gold

[Anonymous No.50173780]

FUGG

[Anonymous No.50173857]

>>50173780
oh my fugg that's 2% of their GDP how sad it's over

[Anonymous No.50173881]

>>50171497
bottom is in

[Anonymous No.50173944]

>>50171987
About to dump 100k into BITI (bitcoin short etf) on Friday. Will I make it bros?

[Anonymous No.50174024]

>>50171497
time to buy.

[Anonymous No.50174050]

>>50171497
>buy stock
>you are buying into a company
>countless laws make them responsible

>buy crypto
>someone farts and you lose everything
these faggots could have bought stock and bonds
they deserve to lose it all

[Anonymous No.50174389]

>>50171497
Asset?

[Anonymous No.50174406]

>>50173780
I didnt even see bigger fucking bottom signal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAGMI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50174428]

>>50173693
kek so you guys are attempting to determine the bottom based on its... "shape" rather than ATH to low movement? Jesus christ, apologies for wasting both of our time.

[Anonymous No.50174465]

Crypto has no value and will never compete against national currencies. I correctly predicted it touching 20k and I'm saying this now, it will have 4 digits before the year's end.

[Anonymous No.50174506]

tulip mania 2

run
run
run

[Anonymous No.50174821]

>>50171924
Bottom has the same market structure. You can see it in gold too. We should slowly rise from here

[Anonymous No.50175040]

>>50174821
based on the shapes you're seeing in the cell phone screenshots? I will bet you literally anything within 300k value you're wrong and the next 60 days are more down than up. name your price and I'm in, /biz/ as a whole would enjoy this.

https://www.bookmakerz.com/

[Anonymous No.50175106]

>>50173857
Gdp doesn't mean money in your pocket retard

[Anonymous No.50175126]

>>50171497
lol fuck that bald retard

[Anonymous No.50175235]

>>50171497
...um, bobros?

[Anonymous No.50175437]

>>50174428
>kek so you guys are attempting to determine the bottom based on its... "shape"
simply yes

[Anonymous No.50176401]

>>50173771
retard doesnt know you can lose purchasing power for decades with gold

[Anonymous No.50176453]

>>50172266
Not the USD but the purchasing power of 1 US Dollar is.

[Anonymous No.50176457]

>>50171551
Bingo

[Anonymous No.50176479]

>>50171666
central bank generate money out of air. they buy gold with air.

[Anonymous No.50176898]

>>50171497
>It's ok when fed makes up money tho because...uhm...it is.

[Anonymous No.50176976]

everything is broken. there wont be a bottom.

[Anonymous No.50176991]

>>50171497
Holy shit boys we're going to make it! The dawn is on the horizon

[Anonymous No.50177006]

>>50176457
kek it's already pumping

how is he just consistently wrong about everything? At this point he's pretty much a guaranteed insider deceiving the plebs

[Anonymous No.50177014]

no one alive know about a crash like this, just do whatever, bois.

[Anonymous No.50177022]

>>50171497
Super moon incoming

[Anonymous No.50177028]

>>50171497
>Jim Cramer is bearish
Oh fuck... bearbros

[Anonymous No.50177040]

>>50177006
how can you be this dumb? week pump against year down. learn math

[Anonymous No.50177087]

>>50176453
not compared with other currencies, which is what matters.

[Anonymous No.50177098]

>>50171540
Absolute bottom while everyone is euphoric that they slurped the dip, right mumu?

[Anonymous No.50177341]

>>50171497
>My choices are being on the same side of the trade as either Jim Cramer or crayon eating mongoloids
>MFW

[Anonymous No.50177427]

>>50171620
That only applies to things with value.

[Anonymous No.50177453]

>>50171497
Crypto is trash but with Cramer saying sell, this is the most bullish thing I've ever seen for crypto

[Anonymous No.50177472]

>>50171497
this guy is the most reliable contra indicator that exists in world markets, so this basically means cryptos are going to moon hard. nice, I can't wait

[Anonymous No.50177483]

Jesus Christ. I'm among the staunchest of Bobos, but knowing Jim Cramer thinks it's over gives me a sick feeling to my stomach.

[Anonymous No.50177505]

>>50171497
Jim Cramer

I kneel

[Anonymous No.50177558]

>>50171497
Stop using the happening meme for shit like that. Call me back when nukes are in the air or when the sun is going to explode. Not stupid normie "analysis".

[Anonymous No.50178280]

>>50173780
Bergengrün (mountain green)
>>50171497
Cramer (chandler)

[Anonymous No.50178909]

>>50177040
>zoom out
bobo cope

[Anonymous No.50178934]

I used to be bearish until I read this news

[Anonymous No.50179028]

>>50171540
Saylor has not been called to congressional crypto scam hearings yet. Not even close to the bottom. When Republicans get house and senate they will rape Silicon Valley long and hard for rigging the election and this will be one of the pain points used.>>50171540

[Anonymous No.50179088]

>>50177098
Babbys first bear market ?You should know the almighty crab is upon us.Its the crab that gets most people

[Anonymous No.50179242]

the jim cramer indicator is screamin all in 10x long

[Anonymous No.50179254]

>>50171562
This. LFG boys

[Anonymous No.50179583]

>>50171562
yeah this is kinda shitty because I thought I was going to have more time to accumulate, now I need to accelerate all my planned trades

[Anonymous No.50179808]

>>50179088
>>50179028
yes

>>50179583
>>50179242
are we just pretending crypto has completely decoupled from the stock market and cramer alone can influence the course of our lives with his rain dance? intoxicating, I see the allure.

[Dickbutt No.50179832]

>>50171562
This. If the dude actually knew what he was talking about he be so rich no one would even know his name.

[Anonymous No.50179839]

>>50171497
>cramer indicator
Fuck, I haven't bought back in yet.

[Dickbutt No.50179855]

>>50171824
Huh a lot less optimistic

[Anonymous No.50179881]

>>50179808
>are we just pretending crypto has completely decoupled from the stock market and cramer alone can influence the course of our lives with his rain dance? intoxicating, I see the allure.
me personally, I know I am taking a risk and I'm choosing to take it. I've been trading since the days of btc-e so I have learned to sense when I'm about to miss the train (or get utterly crushed). even if you are correct, and you very well might be, if you don't take the risk then you won't make any profit. so that's what i'm doing. in terms of cramer though, it's actually plausible and basically proven that all he does is parrot whatever talking points people are paying him to say, so realistically wall street pays him to fud cryptos, along with the meme stocks, so they can accumulate. and he's done this for years to manipulate stocks through shorting with the hedge funds

[Anonymous No.50180236]

>>50171497
>Jim Cramer

Bottom signal.

[Anonymous No.50180301]

>>50179881
if he gets paid to dance he could be paid to juke you. fuck all that, I don't need an exact bottom, I just want to see 7 positive days in a row before I entertain a rebound.

>glad to see you here oldfag

[Anonymous No.50180319]

>>50172266
well compared to what?

[Anonymous No.50180384]

its fucked up how the market only functions by the ignorance of the masses. if you educated them it would collapse

[Anonymous No.50180389]

>>50180301
that's true but I think the people here absolutely do not represent the views and actions of the larger crypto world, this is a pretty niche place with a much higher technical understanding of cryptos and economics. I'm not saying people here are smart, i'm just saying how dumb every other crypto forum is. all the cramer handlers need to do is push the coinbase normies a certain direction and it will move the needle with the massive high quality USD liquidity they have. so while it is all a bit tinfoil hat, there's a good chance it's all true

[Anonymous No.50180434]

>>50180384
its like the zionist terrorist government reneg'd on basically everything they raised me to believe growing up. education, patriotism, etc etc etc. now i'm just waiting for the depopulation cull to start again

[Anonymous No.50180448]

>>50180434
even equality has been morphed into this fucked up anti white genocidal version of equality like if the guy from the Saw movies designed it

[Anonymous No.50180466]

how does jim kramer get up in the morning? how does he face himself in the mirror? is goodness just a lie, told to sheep by wolves?

[Anonymous No.50180584]

>>50180389
well said

[Anonymous No.50180634]

This is weeks after he says "ONLY BUY OIL" and then it finally collapses.
He really is the perfect inverse indicator

[Anonymous No.50180713]

>>50180466
He gets paid to lie, he probably has his own inverse Kramer ETF that he invests in.

[Anonymous No.50181694]

>>50176401
retard doesn't know you never had any purchasing power with bitcoin you just filled up big finance's bags and they made off with half a trillion so far and counting.

[Anonymous No.50181847]

>>50171590
I want cramer charts for every year since 2010 to confirm

[Anonymous No.50181889]

>>50177341
That's what you get for being a faggot

[Anonymous No.50181915]

>>50171497
usually Cramer saying "it's over" would be a strong buy signal
how the fuck did he actually make a good call for once

[Anonymous No.50181925]

>>50171497
GOD DAMNIT CRAMER YOU FILTHY KIKE!
I need the price to keep falling so I can buy more.

[Anonymous No.50181936]

>>50171540
Yeah, I’m gonna start my DCA now and its literally thanks to this post lmfao.

[Anonymous No.50181941]

>>50171497
Bullish

[Anonymous No.50181970]

>>50171497
>entire markets are crashing right on this senile fuck's head
>WELP BOYS MUST BE IT FOR CRYPTO
Reminder to never trust anyone who has ever appeared on cable business news

[Anonymous No.50182665]

>>50181970
I mean, I hope no one looks at any of this crap and not treat it with the same level of skepticism of Chinese state propaganda. That’s all it is, it’s just packaged in a way that stupid westerners think is real. Just like China.

[Anonymous No.50182799]

>>50179583
No, you have time. You may have missed the absolute bottom, but we are going to be in the doldrums for months.

[Anonymous No.50182825]

>>50171497
Oh thank God Jim is saying it. We've bottomed.

[Anonymous No.50182880]

>>50177087
Not to me who has to buy things with USD