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Jamie Dimon is certain we're not even in the storm yet but it's coming straight for us. Is his reasoning wrong?

https://youtu.be/2Um32UeiCj0?t=174

>> No.50169945

>>50169786
He’s right on every point. The reason JPM has been telling the bearish truth for the past year is probably to accelerate the decline because they’re sitting on more than half a trillion in cash to buy the bottom

>> No.50169966

>>50169786
Do opposite of what this faggot says.

>> No.50170043

>>50169966
If you did the opposite you’d be bagholding through the whole bear. Is that what you did?

>> No.50170073

>>50169786
Every ceo is Sociopath

>> No.50170090
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>>50169786
This guy is full of stinkiest and raunchiest bull shit. He's strictly anti crypto but JP Morgan has a whole fucking department dedicated to studying, aka accumulating, crypto assets.

>> No.50170118

>>50170043
>If you did the opposite you’d be bagholding through the whole bear. Is that what you did?
I'm guessing that's what you did

>> No.50170156

ITT: permabull smoothbrains who oppose common sense and logical reasons for a bear market because bad bankman said it.

We really need a brutal bear to get rid of all these retards who flocked in after 2020

>> No.50170221

>>50170156
>bad bankman said crypto is kaka
>bad bankman's bank is market buying crypto
What do you do in such situation?

>> No.50170289

>>50170221
JPM is a bank that facilitates new ways for their clients to invest funds. That does not mean they are investing their own funds. They just want to place themselves as middlemen in an emerging market with potential so they can collect fees. Crypto winter can’t come soon enough to flush all the brainlets away

>> No.50170306

>>50170221
buy crypto and physical cash

>> No.50170451
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50170451

The Permian extinction event killed 90%+ of all species on Earth at the time.
The Triassic extinction killed about 75% and led to the rise of the dinosaurs.
We have just experienced which number as a drop?

>> No.50170789
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>>50169945
They probably have more than $ 1 trillion by now

>> No.50171043

>>50169786
How do i get eyebrows like that?

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>>50170789
>Waiting for higher rates
Just 2 more weeks fiat bros, the Fed is totally going to raise rates and destroy the entire economy and force the government to default on 30 trillion

>> No.50171499

>>50169786
Jamie doesn't tell you what he really thinks, he's trying to have one last squeeze on stocks which may or may not happen.

>> No.50173275

>>50170789
PAMP THE AVAX YOU SULTY FUCK, JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY.