/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50154466]

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.50154490]

>>50154466
t. seething ruraloid nodding off on heroin with nothing better to do than troll the internet with his 3 mbit/384k DSL connection, until tomorrow, then it's another 14 hour day in mr. shekelstein's factory for $17.35/hour

[Anonymous No.50154500]

What's wrong with living close to amenities like grocery stores, hospitals, general stores where I can buy TOOLS and WORK GLOVES, and thrift stores where I can buy clothes? Why should I need a car when I could just walk or use public transportation?

[Anonymous No.50154531]

anyone living like the OP describes probably makes 200k a year

[Anonymous No.50154590]

>>50154531
So rural and suburban 4chud users' hatred of urbanites is just poorfag resentment?

[Anonymous No.50154637]

>>50154590
it probably is

[Anonymous No.50154715]

>>50154466
Cope

[Anonymous No.50154831]

>>50154500
Living in a city isnt bad by itself, but amerimutt cities are like living in a prison where half of the inmates are insufferable hipsters and the other half are violent niggers.

[Anonymous No.50154892]

>>50154466
Cities are something I don’t like living near or in, always a “we gotta do better fo the community!!” Going on in a city of a billion people. Can’t park, can walk, which is okay I guess. “Safe” neighborhoods in cities are just zones gangs go to for free credit cards & iPhones.

[Anonymous No.50155606]

>>50154892
>“Safe” neighborhoods in cities are just zones gangs go to for free credit cards & iPhones.
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.50155620]

>>50154490
>t. seething ruraloid nodding off on heroin with nothing better to do than troll the internet with his 3 mbit/384k DSL connection, until tomorrow, then it's another 14 hour day in mr. shekelstein's factory for $17.35/hour

[Anonymous No.50155649]

>>50155620
White conservatives are the most kiked group in the country tho

[Anonymous No.50155659]

>>50155649
>White conservatives are the most kiked group in the country tho

[Anonymous No.50155690]

>So rural and suburban 4chud users' hatred of urbanites is just poorfag resentment?

[Anonymous No.50155701]

>>50155690
>>50155659
Prove me wrong faggot

[Anonymous No.50155703]

>What's wrong with living close to amenities like grocery stores, hospitals, general stores where I can buy TOOLS and WORK GLOVES, and thrift stores where I can buy clothes? Why should I need a car when I could just walk or use public transportation?
>mmm I literally can't stop gang molesting inbred pedokike boys!!
>schlop
>schlop
>schlop

[Anonymous No.50155714]

>>50155701
>Prove me wrong faggot
t.inbred low iq pedokike with herpes

[Anonymous No.50155721]

>>50154466
City life is actually a lot of fun when you're young and have a good group of friends. Of course chudcels don't see the benefits of it.

[Anonymous No.50155766]

>>50155721
>city life is great when you have a lot of children's dicks to chew on
>us pedokikes are dwindling and there aren't many left for me to pass my herpes on to these days tho
>schlop
>schlop
>schlop

[Anonymous No.50155800]

>>50154831
pretty much this, the suburbs are an escape but a sort of hyperreality of consooooming.... the only way out is indeed Nature through country living.

[Anonymous No.50155820]

>>50154490
>rural
>heroin
The urbancucks lose this every time.

[Anonymous No.50155842]

>>50155820
dude people shot up in the bathroom of my rural factory job. half of my high school class are addicts.

[Anonymous No.50155845]

>>50155620
>>50155659
>>50155690
>>50155703
>>50155714
>>50155766
mental illness

[Anonymous No.50155861]

>>50155842
Stop with the anecdotes.
Cities have more addicts, more crime, more everything except inbreeding.

[Anonymous No.50155869]

>>50155845
>pedokikes have a mental illness and an insatiable desire to chew infant cock
yes

[Anonymous No.50155870]

>>50154490
>3 mbit/384k DSL connection
Let me guess: you "need" more?

[Anonymous No.50155885]

>>50155861
delusional. keep coping, ruraloid.

[Anonymous No.50155886]

>>50155861
>except inbreeding
inbred pedokike tribe says hello
LOL

[Anonymous No.50155906]

filtered out by city demands and pace, many such cases

just learn investing and build your social skills, you will make it on second time

captcha: DSMSOY

[Anonymous No.50155920]

>>50155886
how much child pornography do you have saved on your computer?

[Anonymous No.50155926]

>>50154500
Does american only habe cities amd nothing? Here you can get all of this in small towns

[Anonymous No.50155943]

>>50155870
Arch linux would take 40 minutes to download, also faster --> better

[Anonymous No.50155954]

>>50155926
america is actually 3rd world so anything outside CBD's is septic tanks full of shit and modem speed internet

[Anonymous No.50155961]

>>50155926
Yes, there are many small towns that are extremely remote, where people have to drive an hour just to get to the supermarket.

[Anonymous No.50155978]

>>50155820
lol jesus dude, how are you this bad at larping as some rural retard?

[Anonymous No.50156086]

>>50154590
Yes, many of the neets here cant cope with the fact, that there are people out there making real money

[Anonymous No.50156114]

>>50154466
Cities are cool faggot. You have described a rural LARPer who moves here. One such as yourself probably when you either failed to move in the first place or left within 6 months LMAO!

[Anonymous No.50156151]

>>50154466
There are no jobs in rural areas besides restaurants and factories

[Anonymous No.50156241]

>>50155943
You will NEVER be a woman. No amount of bandwidth or low latency will change this fact.

[Anonymous No.50156268]

>>50154490
I have starlink chud

[Anonymous No.50156285]

>>50154490
Man, that shack looks comfy, I hate living in an apartment so much.

[Anonymous No.50156311]

>>50155961
Imagine how peaceful.

[Anonymous No.50156351]

>>50154490
Just came back from a week in WV for a funeral, can confirm that this pic is pretty much how most people there live. also, it's meth out there for the most part, heroin is an urban nigger drug.

[Anonymous No.50156353]

>I just LOVE giving kids HERPES in the BIG CITY
>if it DIES I just make more with my SISTER
t.inbred pedokike

[Anonymous No.50156371]

>inbred pedokikes literally can't handle seeing what their inbred parents did to them for an 8th day present
big city bros...
LOL
O
L

[Anonymous No.50156374]

>>50155961
>small town
>1h to get to the super market
I don't want to sound smug but here in europe we have those small/medium towns where you have everything you need at walking distance, don't you have that?

[Anonymous No.50156457]

I live in London because it gives me access to Japanese women. I would have a whole lot more equity owning my own a home outside the city but then my job would be much duller and there's not as many places to take a date.

[Anonymous No.50156502]

>>50156374
Americans are fat, so what you consider walking distance would probably upset my countrymen who work desk jobs and live in the suburbs. Also, our architecture is really hostile to any form of transport that isn't cars.

[Anonymous No.50156528]

>>50154590
>So rural and suburban 4chud users' hatred of urbanites is just pedokike resentment?

ya inbred, everyone wants to suck infant penis blood just like you LMFAO