/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50139831]

July 3rd edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA-Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV-Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews-Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.50139862]

>Baking

[Anonymous No.50139873]

[Anonymous No.50139890]

>>50139831
long amine

[Anonymous No.50139893]

Talk about futas

[Anonymous No.50139895]

>download a "Technical Analysis Mastery" video course
>Hello sirs

I really can't focus on the content. All I hear is the Pajeet accent

[Anonymous No.50139909]

Does anyone pay for ZH premium? I'd love to read this article:
>Oil Price Could Hit "Stratospheric" $380 If Russia Retaliates To G7 Oil Price Cap
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/oil-price-could-hit-stratospheric-380-if-russia-retaliates-g7-oil-price-cap

[Anonymous No.50139914]

>>50139831
>You don't KNOW me whi boi

[Anonymous No.50139915]

>>50139893
I watched the Black Bible series recently. It was completely a game changer

[Anonymous No.50139928]

>>50139895
TA is the ultimate pseud trap. Obtain industry knowledge or insider information.

[Anonymous No.50139932]

did the market really price in the worst inflation since the 70's, and 2 consecutive quarters of negative gdp with a mere 20% drop in the S&P?

[Anonymous No.50139945]

>>50139932
It is possible given the markets fairly recent inertial properties but unlikely

[Anonymous No.50139954]

>>50139932
Thats right sweetie, hope you bought the bottom :v) Time to price in the cyber future

[Anonymous No.50139958]

>>50139932
Growth stock is where you should be looking short term. Some smaller caps down 50% or more with EPS increasing at an an amazing rate.

[Anonymous No.50139968]

>>50139932
Huge amounts of froth in the most garbage stocks

[Anonymous No.50139970]

Mumu,you okay there mumu?

[Anonymous No.50139971]

>>50139932
Lol no. Market is still underpricing inflation

[Anonymous No.50139998]

>>50139971
The show must go on. The markets don't care about inflation as much as they do getting low interest rates. The fed will yield before election season.

[Anonymous No.50140027]

>>50139932
This. We are past fear, and into panic for the most part. Capitulation has occured, but only for certain sectors like semis. Give me despair!

[Anonymous No.50140046]

>futes

[Anonymous No.50140057]

>>50139932
We're just gonna end up having a bronze age style collapse in the 30s and that's how it'll be

[Anonymous No.50140063]

>>50140046
basically unched?

[Anonymous No.50140074]

>>50139915
Classic

[Anonymous No.50140085]

>>50140027
MARKET IS FUGGED UNTIL 2024

[Anonymous No.50140099]

Ok, let’s talk about SIGA now

[Anonymous No.50140119]

>>50139831
Bro what stonks app do I use, is there any stonks trade app that isn’t jewed?

[Anonymous No.50140125]

>>50140085
>Ellen Page
lmfao

[Anonymous No.50140131]

>>50140119
>app
Use a proper desktop trading platform like think or swim

[Anonymous No.50140144]

>>50140099
My SIGA bag is so full
What about CMRX, CODX, TOMI and TNXP? Might throw a few thousand at each. Not sure how I feel about TNXP though

[Anonymous No.50140149]

>>50140131
Thank you stonks bro

[Anonymous No.50140152]

>>50139932
We're in the recessionary period, wait for the depressionary period

[Anonymous No.50140154]

>>50140119
All anons here use Bloomberg Terminals. You have one right?

[Anonymous No.50140170]

>>50140057
this is what I fear, I'm pretty sure the big boys realize there's no where else to hide except the US so they'll keep this shitshow going until the house of cards collapses.

[Anonymous No.50140172]

>>50139932
The efficient market hypothesis isn't actually true, you're reading bobo trolls larping as permabulls here. The vast majority of the permabulls claiming everything is priced in are obviously shitposting.

[Anonymous No.50140176]

>>50140057
It'll take a bit longer, first corporate conglomerates ("think tanks") hand in hand with the federal government will need to purchase more land in rural areas and make the market hot to distract the general public so there is a new definitive feudal class structure. Also copyright agriculture through genetic engineering too just for squeezing a bit of autonomy out of the American citizen.

[Anonymous No.50140231]

>>50140085
>Energy Independence and Green New Deal on separate sides

[Anonymous No.50140246]

>>50140119
Fidelity

[Anonymous No.50140268]

>>50140231
AKA buying Chink solar panels

[Anonymous No.50140314]

I'm not buying anything til October

[Anonymous No.50140367]

>>50140085
>having faith in the federal government at all and strictly falling inline with identity-politics.
even though this tongue in cheek its still so fucking cringe.

[Anonymous No.50140389]

>>50140231
You could have real energy independence if you built the real infrastructure for it first. Biden was such a fucking retard he had an EV convention to give out money and didn't bother inviting Tesla so he pissed off Elon Musk in the process. Fucking dumbass applauded companies like Ford, GM, and all those other fucks that pretty much halted production and competition of electric vehicles in the first place. You can say what you want about Tesla but they are at least building the infrastructure needed to make this happen. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.50140397]

>>50140085
based and accurate

[Anonymous No.50140424]

>>50140085
post the real version schlomo

[Anonymous No.50140431]

Wtf, I just got a call from my mother telling me that according to her psychic I was supposed to be born a girl. She said that I sinned against God by going against fate and being born a male. She says that’s the reason my life has been so bad. This changes everything.

[Anonymous No.50140438]

What are we feeling for tuesday soxl pussy getters?

[Anonymous No.50140454]

>>50140431
Yeah... ok... great... take it easy man. Try and take a break and go touch some grass while you are at it...

[Anonymous No.50140461]

>futures
Hopefully you're holding puts right?

[Anonymous No.50140466]

>>50140438
>3x leveraged etf in a bear market
Lol no one's touching that shit.

[Anonymous No.50140470]

>>50140461
>he doesnt know about the Annual 4th of July rally that never fails

[Anonymous No.50140475]

>>50140431

Sounds like your mom called someone with a drug problem or other serious mental problems. The reason that person is a "psychic" is probably because they are incapable of getting a real job

[Anonymous No.50140487]

Gentlemen
I am officially fomoing into a nice chilled glass of pinot grigio

[Anonymous No.50140489]

AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
>AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
>AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
>AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
>AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
>AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
>AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN
>AND THEY DON'T STOP SELLIN

[Anonymous No.50140493]

>>50140466
No one made money being a pussy or a nigger

[Anonymous No.50140518]

>>50140470
>rally
Why would there be a rally?
Give me one(1) reason right now

[Anonymous No.50140521]

>>50140454
>>50140389
>>50140231
https://dothemath.ucsd.edu/2011/08/nation-sized-battery/

>Physics blocks your path

[Anonymous No.50140532]

>>50140431
>>50140518
To hurt your feelings

[Anonymous No.50140534]

>>50140521
what if lightning hit it

[Anonymous No.50140575]

>>50140534
This article is denouncing the idea as virtually physically impossible (maybe lithium ion to todays standards would be better than this proposal though, honestly not sure)
>What about cost? At today’s price for lead, $2.50/kg, the national battery would cost $13 trillion in lead alone, and perhaps double this to fashion the raw materials into a battery.

>But even then, we aren’t done: batteries are good for only so many cycles (roughly 1000, depending on depth of discharge), so the national battery would require a rotating service schedule to recycle each part once every 5 years or so. This servicing would be a massive, expensive, and never-ending undertaking.

[Anonymous No.50140605]

>>50140518
4th of July

[Anonymous No.50140620]

>>50139998
0% chance. FED induced recession/depression coming. I know, your bag is getting heavy.

[Anonymous No.50140647]

its actually fucking over isn't it? we're going to bleed out like 80% over a year like 2008 if the fed doesn't pivit or do something

[Anonymous No.50140676]

>>50140647
I mean look at the balance sheet that's all you have to look at when wondering when to buy

[Anonymous No.50140684]

>>50140647
>if the fed
You know it's out of control already right?
The fed wont be able to do shit about anything

[Anonymous No.50140685]

>>50140676
didn't it grow a bit this month? guess they're still avoiding actually QT

[Anonymous No.50140699]

>>50140647
Fed can't save us or the dollar would be destroyed. It's over.

[Anonymous No.50140703]

Why does a free market depend on a private bank?

[Anonymous No.50140709]

Soon.

[Anonymous No.50140723]

Lockdowns will have a deflationary effect, right?

[Anonymous No.50140725]

[Anonymous No.50140733]

>>50140723
old people should be barred from social media

[Anonymous No.50140736]

>>50140723
What's the advice? I can't read lips.

[Anonymous No.50140738]

>>50140723
She looks like someone that would have a bright and promising future in HR.

[Anonymous No.50140741]

>>50140736
just bee yourself m9

[Anonymous No.50140744]

>>50140733
Ywnbaw zoomer tranny

[Anonymous No.50140751]

KNEEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bluUxKIB4pA

[Anonymous No.50140754]

>>50140744
lol

[Anonymous No.50140755]

Guys I'm starting to think this "Free Market" thing isn't actually very free.

[Anonymous No.50140757]

rate my stock portfolio

[Anonymous No.50140761]

>>50140725

[Anonymous No.50140764]

>>50140751
nice moves whyte boi

[Anonymous No.50140766]

>>50140518
This is America, we dont go down on the 4th. Time for a lesson in humility

[Anonymous No.50140775]

I can't believe its only been like 14 years and we're likely about to have another giga crash at this rate

[Anonymous No.50140778]

>>50140775

[Anonymous No.50140790]

>>50140751
They disabled shorting during 2008.
Which makes me wonder...why do (((investors))) always say shorting is good for our economy?

[Anonymous No.50140791]

>Federal Reserve has 9 Trillion in currently held assets
This isn't real, right? Please tell me the math is wrong on this.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

[Anonymous No.50140800]

>>50140790
If there was not shorting your would get 1 million C*thie W**ds

[Anonymous No.50140801]

There's another thread for anons to have financial discussions about the stock market. However, it is not work safe...

>>>/s4s/smg

[Anonymous No.50140816]

>>50140775
I mean who would have thought closing down businesses and shutting down over the coof and then printing a ton of money and voting in a dementia ridden geriatric with a crack addict son would have lasting ramifications? I fucking hate normies...

[Anonymous No.50140821]

Monkepox cases are likely to hit over 7000 next week.

Are any of you buying into SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50140824]

>>50140736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnLLrnZVwFI

[Anonymous No.50140829]

>>50140821
>buying into
I'm already 100% in SIGA anon.

[Anonymous No.50140833]

>>50140821
I bought LABU

[Anonymous No.50140836]

Also, jesus fuck what happened to futures? Did they dip in response to that $380 per oil barrel meme?

[Anonymous No.50140855]

>retards are still trying to force the /s4s/ threads

you tried this before last year

[Anonymous No.50140858]

>>50140829
Nice. If the numbers on wikipedia are correct, we may get to over 10,000 by the end of July too. Possibly even higher.

[Anonymous No.50140863]

Update: I'm now fomo'ing into a whole bottle of pinot grigio

[Anonymous No.50140868]

Why the fuck does the stock market even exist anymore, it’s just a bunch of butt buddies trading models of different scenarios these days, the money doesn’t even matter anymore like it’s literally just AI models

[Anonymous No.50140869]

>>50140836
Because this week we will be officially entering into what can be categorized as a full blown recession and the FED still needs to tackle inflation and yeah the stuff with the price of oil and energy hasn't been resolved and most likely won't anytime soon. Fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.50140877]

>>50140869
>we will be officially entering into what can be categorized as a full blown recession
I thought the gdp estimate wasn't out until later this month?

[Anonymous No.50140891]

How bullish are you guys in the next 1-2 decades on China? Seems like they're primed to survive this next financial crisis and finally come out as #1 to me. Idk what to buy there though in terms of long-term holds.

[Anonymous No.50140894]

>>50140858
We are already over 50k anon, our testing system just sucks.

[Anonymous No.50140895]

>>50140868
>it's just a bunch of butt buddies trading
Is that what you think of everyone in these threads?...

[Anonymous No.50140909]

>>50140891
>China as a country
Probably get hit harder than the US but also come out the other side stronger

>China as an investment opportunity
Unlike America, China doesn't give a fuck about investors and actually fucks over foreign investors on the regular.

[Anonymous No.50140912]

>>50140791
ah nevermind its ok, it deboonked.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/04/14/fact-check-federal-reserve-has-balance-sheet-9-trillion/7198368001/

[Anonymous No.50140918]

>>50140869
I reckon we will eventually get into another depression later this year if they don't get their shit sorted out fast.

[Anonymous No.50140923]

>>50140877
It will but there are already organizations that make pretty accurate predictions on what the actual gdp figures will be and it's all pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.50140934]

it's down half a percent you fucking babies what crash?

[Anonymous No.50140938]

>>50140909
>China doesn't give a fuck about investors and actually fucks over foreign investors on the regular.
This by far is the thing I am worried of most, I honestly should've asked about this rather than specific equities.

[Anonymous No.50140943]

Brah are they bussin this shit on God? Dead ass nigga

[Anonymous No.50140946]

>>50140891
>>50140909
China wont survive once this current relationship they have with the US for trade ends. They cant produce enough food domestically and are globally hated by every other nation. Soon as their economic growth ends so too do they.

[Anonymous No.50140952]

>>50140934
zoom out. we're just continuing to bleed out

[Anonymous No.50140955]

>>50140895
No, I think this thread is the financial equivalent of the slave gimps that wipe up the semen after the butt fucking party

>>50140912
Someone should let them know this theory of theirs of how accounting should work at the fed means that the fed should be declared insolvent right now because those assets no longer hold the same value

[Anonymous No.50140956]

>>50140946
>>50140938

[Anonymous No.50140972]

>>50140956
Damn image failed to go through. I personally predict China will end up becoming stronger than the US but also you should not invest in them as a foreign investor.

[Anonymous No.50140989]

official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ngWIDkPP3o

[Anonymous No.50140990]

>>50140946
>le jina will golllabse any day now :---DDD cope
Please keep your retarded peter zeihan-tier analysis away from thinking humans

[Anonymous No.50140993]

at....at lease houses will go down right? *COUGH*

[Anonymous No.50140998]

>>50140989
Dumb catposter

[Anonymous No.50141001]

>>50140431
>She said that I sinned against God by going against fate
That's extremely based. Id be happy if someone said this to me.

[Anonymous No.50141009]

>>50140998
fuq u mang

[Anonymous No.50141011]

>>50140972
Screwing investors doesnt really produce any viable nation though. Even the emperors of rome protected investment contracts.
>>50140990
Once the trade ends I said, which it hasnt and wont for a while.

[Anonymous No.50141021]

>>50140943
Technical;t reintroducing debt slavery would just be reversion to the mean.

[Anonymous No.50141026]

>>50140955
>No, I think this thread is the financial equivalent of the slave gimps that wipe up the semen after the butt fucking party
Sounds hot, we could make money off og an onlyfans page then. Still call it /smg/ but for smegma market in general page.

[Anonymous No.50141042]

I would like to remind you all that we have exactly 10 days until CPI data releases

[Anonymous No.50141050]

>>50141026
Thanks now I have to jack it

[Anonymous No.50141060]

>>50141011
Screwing over foreign investors from a partially hostile nation to put it more bluntly

[Anonymous No.50141071]

>>50141042
Long commodities. Inflation is not coming down, people are trying to price in some sort of demand destruction that is not going to happen

[Anonymous No.50141078]

>>50141060
Not just foreign investors. Theyre screwing over antgroup and they shafted a ton of their own tech companies.

[Anonymous No.50141084]

Where's Hannah Hays anon at? Your future wife is getting mocked for her roast beef:
https://twitter.com/theHannahhays/status/1542258777952378887?cxt=HHwWjoCjuf6LmucqAAAA
On another note, when do we crash? The market keeps crabbing, this isn't sustainable right? At some point the market makers are just going to throw in the towel right? I would have thought the acceleration was already here with reverse repos spiking but we still ended green on Friday even with all indicators showing a recession imminent (albiet not as badly as after close).
I was hoping for a few green days to get in a "safe" position to reload on puts.
I sold my COIN puts at the weekly low and with Voyager now joining Celcius in the tits-up crypto lending sphere It's looking like another good short.

[Anonymous No.50141104]

>>50140972
This is stupid. Their demographics are atrocious. They aren’t leading anything now or any time in the future.

[Anonymous No.50141111]

>>50141104

[Anonymous No.50141121]

>>50141111
Wasted

[Anonymous No.50141127]

From 1650 -1913, half of years were deflationary and half were inflationary.
Since 1913 only 12 years have been deflationary and most of those were in the great depression.

The fed will not reverse 100 years of policy. They must print money to sustain positive interest rates. Raising them higher just increases the amount of money they must print to sustain them, by printing up front to artificially lower coupon, or eventually printing to pay off the higher interest.

[Anonymous No.50141128]

>>50141060
You realize that just promps countries to shaft China's shit
>China builds ports and buys properties in Australia
>Australian government just nationalizes them and tells China to fuck itself
>African countries that sold China diamond mines and natural resources nationalizes them as well and tells China to go fuck itself
This stuff has happened and is becoming more frequent as time progresses. Maybe you will realize the Chinese are like that prostitute out on the corner with cheap hand jobs for sale willing to work all day and night hoping to buy influence with bjs, but we all know Asian women suck at giving bjs.

[Anonymous No.50141147]

>>50141111
The failure of the metaphor is that china cant grow enough food for themselves while the US can. In a crisis, the US is fine and China starves.

[Anonymous No.50141185]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

[Anonymous No.50141198]

>>50141185
It's gonna go more tomorrow!
And I am officially fomoing into my third glass of wine! HAH

[Anonymous No.50141223]

Everything honestly wasn't even too bad until june to be honest

[Anonymous No.50141247]

>>50140775
Isn't 2010-2020 the longest we had no recession?

[Anonymous No.50141254]

It's not so bad anons, look on the bright side at least there's no obese men with their shrivelled dicks hanging out like last week.

[Anonymous No.50141262]

>>50141254
the worst part is we're not even at capitulation yet

[Anonymous No.50141277]

>futures

I made something for you guys. Feel free to steal.

[Anonymous No.50141284]

>>50141198
>drinking wine

[Anonymous No.50141307]

>>50141198
I'm going to FOMO into some anime (while eating cookies)
Feeling comfy with my USAC calls and META puts.

[Anonymous No.50141315]

>>50141262
How long were we in "denial" for?
>Cramer "strongest economy ever"
>Biden "look at muh jobs report"
>Janet Yellen "inflation is transitory and there I'd no problem"
Now it's
>Oh no we are heading into a recession
>it's Putins fault gas prices and everything else is up
>oops we were wrong about inflation

[Anonymous No.50141334]

>>50141254
this looks exactly like ARKK

[Anonymous No.50141335]

zoom out on the nasdaq as far as you can

[Anonymous No.50141340]

>>50141315
Next up:
>the lockdowns have brought down inflation

[Anonymous No.50141349]

>>50141277
What an absolute unit
>>50141284
I ran out of Rainier and I'm too comfy to go buy more right now
>>50141307
Nice, I'm watching some auto racing and might eat ice cream later. Still waiting on my CVNA and SOFI puts to moon

[Anonymous No.50141351]

shit I did not realize futes were live today
bull bros... looks like another red week

[Anonymous No.50141355]

Tried to shill SlGA to my neighbor who likes speculative investments today, but it didn't work.
Because he IS ALREADY IN

[Anonymous No.50141357]

>>50141335
Bah i would expect it to go to 9.1/2k at the very worst doom scenario.
If you think its going under that you're a clown

[Anonymous No.50141378]

Oh KO cheapies come to me, let me deploy my green with haste, so the divvy income will be oh so that much fatter in 26 years time.

[Anonymous No.50141379]

>>50141315
The last year honestly

[Anonymous No.50141399]

>>50141223
What? It's been a slow bleed since the beginning of this year.

[Anonymous No.50141407]

Futures will open at 0.

[Anonymous No.50141421]

>>50141315

[Anonymous No.50141435]

>>50141421
Kek

[Anonymous No.50141437]

What jobs do well during depressions? I've heard entertainment isn't bad

[Anonymous No.50141439]

>>50141378
Based divvy boomer

[Anonymous No.50141440]

>>50141399
June was pretty bad, for me it's been...
Jan: -28,592.27
Feb: -13,004.39
Mar: 5,379.25
Apr: -41,260.12
May: -5,010.23
Jun: -32,685.74

[Anonymous No.50141441]

>>50141421
So who would even replace powell if he were made to step down though?

[Anonymous No.50141456]

>>50141441
Elizabeth Warren

[Anonymous No.50141460]

>>50141441
I'm willing to bet a grand that it's someone with a more Jewish name than a nigger name. Seriously "Jer-rom" Powell sounds like such a nigger name.

[Anonymous No.50141463]

>>50141421
lul

[Anonymous No.50141467]

we hit the ATH right for stocks right?

[Anonymous No.50141476]

>>50141421
Nice but add the variants of landing, soft landing, softish landing, a landing may be outside our control really...

[Anonymous No.50141478]

>>50141421
heres an interesting data point. markets bottom around 100(116 avg) days before the economy does.

[Anonymous No.50141492]

>>50141441
Prob lael brainerd because shes vice chair.

[Anonymous No.50141502]

>>50141441
Biden will appoint Hunter.

[Anonymous No.50141506]

>>50139932
>did the market really price in the worst inflation since the 70's, and 2 consecutive quarters of negative gdp with a mere 20% drop in the S&P?
If we have horrible stagflation: maybe
If not: no.

[Anonymous No.50141512]

>>50141441
If it was me I would put Peter Schiff for the lols

[Anonymous No.50141528]

soft landing just referrers to the angle the plane hits the ground before it explodes

[Anonymous No.50141536]

>>50141528
>soft landing

[Anonymous No.50141554]

>>50141512
>Peter Schiff for the lols
>>50141441
>So who would even replace powell if he were made to step down though


Ron Paul

[Anonymous No.50141560]

>>50141502
>the federal reserve will now print money like it's on crack

[Anonymous No.50141567]

>investing in tech stocks and getting rugged in slow exit liquidity
>investing in gold rocks thinking gold will be some monetary asset ever again kek
>investing in oilshit thinking you can outplay arab trillionaires and understand oil markets
>investing in uranium thinking any big nuclear plant projects are going to be manifested into reality any time soon
>not investing in coal cause your too big a pussyass bitch afraid of ESG wall street bitches

imagine not stacking coal stocks when we use EV's powered by coal. Future is dirtyass rocks like the good old days after 911.

[Anonymous No.50141574]

>>50141502
>>50141560
Hunter does have two Phds though, one in Economics and another in Financial Modelling

[Anonymous No.50141580]

fuckin hell bros don't look at the futures

[Anonymous No.50141583]

>>50141460
>Jer-rom

What do you have against that name? It's a great name.

[Anonymous No.50141585]

>>50141567
Give me tickers

[Anonymous No.50141586]

>>50141574
I think becoming a crack addict throws the validity of your degrees into question....

[Anonymous No.50141588]

>cases leveling off

Sorry SIGA sissies but it’s over

[Anonymous No.50141603]

>>50141460
Isn't pronounced "Jur-Rome"?

[Anonymous No.50141629]

Benis bill anon
Time to test them out for their proscribed purpose.

[Anonymous No.50141631]

>>50141585
ARCH is pretty good

[Anonymous No.50141638]

One two Bob's coming for you
Three four bleeding standard & poors
Five six watch the ripping green vix
Nine ten you lost it all again

[Anonymous No.50141658]

>>50141638
>buying puts before America's birthday

[Anonymous No.50141663]

>>50140775
>likely about to have another giga crash at this rate

Lot of money to be made.

[Anonymous No.50141670]

>>50141663
this, I will no longer be priced out.

[Anonymous No.50141672]

>>50141603
I'm not giving that nigger the honor of having the great empire of Rome included in his phonetic pronunciation of his name but yeah maybe.

[Anonymous No.50141683]

>>50141603
Yes.
>>50141460
Its not a common name anymore but its an old christian name.

[Anonymous No.50141691]

>>50141580
we'll be blood green during america week

[Anonymous No.50141695]

>>50140816
they deserve everything at this point

[Anonymous No.50141719]

>>50140816
>I mean who would have thought closing down businesses and shutting down over the coof
I hope this goes down in history as the dumbest shit of the 21st century because anything less is underselling it

[Anonymous No.50141760]

>>50141223
>>50141399
>? It's been a slow bleed since the beginning of this year.

since last year

[Anonymous No.50141761]

>>50141691

[Anonymous No.50141765]

>>50141588
Virus' aren't' bitcoin smooth brain, what are you smoking. What kind of fucken graph are you trying to make?

[Anonymous No.50141778]

>>50141567
>nvesting in uranium thinking any big nuclear plant projects are going to be manifested into reality any time

Why invest in nuclear plants when you cash just build wind mills and solar panels

[Anonymous No.50141797]

>>50141603
>>50141672
when did it become a black name

[Anonymous No.50141836]

>>50141797
>>50141683
Ok maybe I have heard of more niggers named Jerome or something but I take back saying it's a nigger name.

[Anonymous No.50141854]

[Anonymous No.50141866]

>>50141836
Just to further clarify, I do think of Jerome Powell as a nigger when it comes to his character--not his name.

[Anonymous No.50141904]

>>50141854
We wuz selling credit default swaps on mortgage backed securities and shieeet.
>>50141478
This terrifies me, because we are no where near the market bottom yet - so this recession is going to be going strong for at least a year if that trend holds.

[Anonymous No.50141905]

I'm getting mixed messages.
Can someone translate this from globohomo to English?

[Anonymous No.50141933]

>>50141478
what if we're at the bottom already

[Anonymous No.50141954]

TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

[Anonymous No.50142001]

>>50141933
depends on how hard this recession is. where is the bottom for GDP, we've only just started to tighten...unemployment is still really low. ive seen people forcast recession for Q1 of 2023. which could mean we bottom around September.

heres another chart. Bond yields peak before stocks bottom. the question is are bonds going to go back up or is this it?

[Anonymous No.50142019]

Forgive me bros, but I maxxed out my I-Bonds
As penance I will buy a degenerate call on a meme that expires Friday

[Anonymous No.50142028]

>>50141854
WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GAME JEROME DOESN'T NIGGUH

[Anonymous No.50142101]

>>50141933
Nah, in 2008 the situation was similar but not as fucked. Everyone knew the economy was heading to the shitter but they did the same thing that is happening now.
>spent a year denying a recession is coming
>recession officially here after 2 quarters of negative growth
>2009 oops looks like we are in a recession after all
>spend 2 years printing money under Obama's bail out program TARP that arguably slowed down the pace of the recovery
>slowly approaching around bottom before 2012 when things begin looking up again and we are out of the slump
I mean I guess it comes as no surprise that Biden's presidency is pretty much a repeat of Obama's considering they have the same staff for their administrations except now we got way more than just a housing bubble about to burst...

[Anonymous No.50142177]

>>50140154
do u have the cracked version?

[Anonymous No.50142184]

don't check the PCEforecast...

[Anonymous No.50142192]

>>50142019
If you could sell ibonds to other people they would be incredibly based.

[Anonymous No.50142224]

>>50142177
so you connect to bbg and stream live mkt data with a singleton login, cracked? yeah right

[Anonymous No.50142234]

Is rocker doing a video tonight?

[Anonymous No.50142253]

It's over Bobos. bear rally is in

[Anonymous No.50142257]

>>50142184
what is it

[Anonymous No.50142264]

>>50142257
jesus dude he said not to look

[Anonymous No.50142307]

Shit it's not even 8 PM here and I already finished a bottle of wine
Should I open another one?

[Anonymous No.50142318]

>>50142264
oh nice it went down

[Anonymous No.50142328]

>>50142318
inflation is cooling, just like this cool refreshing Dr Pepper

[Anonymous No.50142334]

should i buy a futon and sleep japanese style? currently i sleep on my couch.

[Anonymous No.50142342]

>>50142307
Yeah go all out

[Anonymous No.50142356]

>>50142307
I stopped drinking a year ago, so I hereby give you permission to drink mine.
>>50142328
>This post brought to you by PEP & KO shareholders.

[Anonymous No.50142378]

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

[Anonymous No.50142384]

>>50141071
Dude they’re going to declare another pandemic soon.

[Anonymous No.50142385]

>>50142378
Fuck off east coast fag

[Anonymous No.50142394]

>>50142334
Just get a gamer chair to sleep
It's not that bad

[Anonymous No.50142397]

>>50142356
Actually... Who makes more money off Dr. Pepper sales anyway Keurig Dr. Pepper which owns the formula and contracts the canning/bottling... or Coke/Pepsi which are contracted for the canning/bottling... Guess dr. pepper sales are bullish for all of them...

[Anonymous No.50142402]

>>50142253
don't care
SOXL dumps anyways

[Anonymous No.50142417]

>>50142402
soxl holders got bogged friday. literally like everything was green except semi stocks kek

[Anonymous No.50142434]

>>50142328
crack another one for me anon, in celebration of the return of the bull market

[Anonymous No.50142439]

>>50142397
Dr. Pepper cream soda is a banger

[Anonymous No.50142456]

>>50142417
was a pricing in of an earnings contraction in semi stocks

[Anonymous No.50142459]

>closed shorts at 10:38 AM on friday
>didn't open new ones at 3:55 PM

[Anonymous No.50142487]

>>50142334
good sleep is very important

[Anonymous No.50142558]

I feel like people talk about Japan and don’t realize it’s the worlds 3rd largest economy. It’s not like they went from top of the world in the 80’s to some third world economy, they're fucking huge

[Anonymous No.50142590]

>>50142558
We all know what is going to happen to the euro zone and Germany this winter. Japan is much more mysterious.

[Anonymous No.50142605]

>>50142590
How is Japan more mysterious? They have platued for the past several decades...

[Anonymous No.50142621]

>>50142417
>crypto crash causes earnings crash
I feel retarded. I should have seen this coming. This is quite the learning experience. AS IF a hundred thousand new corporate offices were about to say, "WE'LL FILL IN! WE'LL FILL IN THE LOST ORDERS WITH OUR GORILLION NEW DATA CENTERS." We would need an explosion of new offices with an avalanche of GPUs going toward them.

[Anonymous No.50142625]

>>50142621
Oh no

[Anonymous No.50142648]

>>50142625
Facebook jannies are going to start doing it for free.

[Anonymous No.50142660]

>>50142625
Based

[Anonymous No.50142665]

>>50142625
>TFW my META put missed its sell price by $5 on Friday so I ended up holding it through the weekend

[Anonymous No.50142680]

>>50142625
I didn't know Office Space: Armageddon was the running title. Also holy shit, did he just say "We've got a long way down." They're already down 50%

[Anonymous No.50142714]

>>50142625
Does a company like that really need 75k employees?

[Anonymous No.50142717]

>>50142680
>Also holy shit, did he just say "We've got a long way down." They're already down 50%
The Zuck unironically started buying "the dip" with buybacks in 2021 and has been absolutely incinerating money on his metaverse headset(s).

[Anonymous No.50142764]

>>50142717
https://www.theregister.com/2022/06/22/working_in_the_metaverse_will/
The Metaverse pivot will unironically kill the company if they don't figure out some kind of headset that doesn't cause all the problems current VR sets do.
Starting to look like the zuck went all in about 10 years too early.

[Anonymous No.50142789]

>>50142764
i mean i like meta fundamentals but...
>40-50% transaction fees
KEK no.
even a 1% is high as fuck, for that single reason meta is dead.

[Anonymous No.50142803]

>>50142714
Docusign has ~7.5k employees. Try to make sense of that.
>>50142764
Because the future is AR and not VR. Since VR headsets are really just strapping IPads to your face.

[Anonymous No.50142808]

insider here, ˢᵉˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦnᵍ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ

[Anonymous No.50142817]

So how fucked is Europe?

[Anonymous No.50142829]

How 2 profit off of Akron?
I feel depressed bros. Unrelated to Akron.
>>50142808
How?

[Anonymous No.50142840]

>>50142625
Scoopsies on suicide watch. Time to come home to Papa Rocker and stop all this nonsense about making it in Seattle.

[Anonymous No.50142862]

SIGA sissies are we ever gonna go above $20?

[Anonymous No.50142863]

>>50142714
Depends on their attrition rate. If they were taking in 10k annually and will now take in 7k with attrition rate being a high percentage for 2 - 5 year employees, this could be basically a soft layoff. Backfills < attrition is just their way of saying "Please leave so we don't have to have layoffs".

[Anonymous No.50142867]

what the FUCK happened to the euros in 2000?

[Anonymous No.50142886]

>>50142817
Defcon 3 and rising.

Lagardes panties are becoming moist in a bad way

[Anonymous No.50142899]

>>50142829
ʲᵏ, ᶦᵐ ᵃn ᵒᵘᵗˢᶦᵈᵉʳ

[Anonymous No.50142911]

>>50142625
META going bankrupt would be such a fucking wake up call holy shit

[Anonymous No.50142922]

>>50142803
It'll be both, but to have a real VR experience we need some kind of neural jack like Musk's Neuralink - not, as you say, strapping an iPad to your face.
>>50142789
I still don't understand what you sell. Is it just skins like fortnite and roblox? I saw an interview with snoop dogg where he said he bought virtual land in the meta-verse... but he and Eminem also did a collab song for Bored Ape NFTs, so I think they might just be getting paid to promote it.
I know there were land sales in second life that were like hundreds of thousands, but realistically speaking how many people would actually be willing to spend money on this shit?
Maybe I'm just not zoomer enough to get it.

[Anonymous No.50142929]

>>50142660
Are you kidding? He is saying that to the people who aren't woke as fuck that they should leave.

[Anonymous No.50142933]

>>50142625
>3k to put
Bros... I can't afford that at market start Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.50142934]

>>50142803
>Docusign has ~7.5k employees. Try to make sense of that.
I'm beginning to believe the vast majority of jobs in any country are just subsidized adult daycare services so people don't chimp out en masse at all the fucked shit that happens that they pay for with their taxes.

[Anonymous No.50142936]

>>50142605
They have sustained 200% debt:gdp. Russia for example is running sub 30 and probably sub 20

[Anonymous No.50142952]

>>50142936
Russia also has no foreign debt either, imagine that

[Anonymous No.50142961]

Tuesdaybros…

[Anonymous No.50142971]

>>50142605
>be japan
>try for 40 decades to cause inflation so your people will actually spend instead of save
>finally achieve it this year
>yen crashing
>economy is fucking dying
The secret is that they have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

[Anonymous No.50142994]

>>50142971
Idk anon, maybe having the entire world economy built around constant rampant inflation...while also making it harder for productive members of society to have kids....

just doesn't seem like a good idea.

[Anonymous No.50143047]

>>50142994
Don't be anti semetic

[Anonymous No.50143048]

>>50142952
They also don't have paved roads, toilets, or washing machines outside of Moscow.

[Anonymous No.50143065]

When's the market gonna crash bros? I'm ready to buy.

[Anonymous No.50143070]

Thursday

[Anonymous No.50143115]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50143118]

>>50142971
Thats what I am saying. Japan is incredibly unique in that regard.

[Anonymous No.50143119]

>>50142971
Do people really still believe this nonsense that you need inflation for the populace to spend money?

[Anonymous No.50143126]

>>50142971
Their economy is propped up by robotics, a collapse may actually bring their economy back stronger than it's current state.

[Anonymous No.50143130]

>>50143115
>semis crash
>10yr goes to 2.5
>real estate goes up
Imagine my shock this week.

[Anonymous No.50143157]

>>50143047
>>50142994
we really need to do something about this anti dwarnism thing. All resources are poured into literal inferior people

Literally the exact opposite of survival of the fittest and Anti evolution. we're selecting for inferior people on a mass scale

[Anonymous No.50143159]

>>50143119
Money velocity of Japan is 1/3rd of the US. US money velocity is also in the toilet.

[Anonymous No.50143161]

>>50142867
9/11 and the Iraq war

[Anonymous No.50143183]

>>50142862
I think it will happen this week. I didn't have available funds to buy in, but if there's a dip I will be slurping it

[Anonymous No.50143190]

>>50143115
i-its gonna rally tomorrow because... America!!!

[Anonymous No.50143209]

>>50143130

[Anonymous No.50143220]

>>50142922
>but to have a real VR experience we need some kind of neural jack like Musk's Neuralink
Sure but Neuralink is amateur league science fair project compared to what is needed. Unironically "old" science from the 90s repackaged as vaporware.
The intermediate step is more like holosuites from Star Trek since you avoid a lot of the balance and nausea issues of Ipads on face

[Anonymous No.50143226]

>>50140703
Bank runs

[Anonymous No.50143240]

>>50143115
futures are always red on holidays

[Anonymous No.50143247]

>>50142971
Are they open for tourists yet or are they still only doing the guided tour group thing? I'll spend some money there

[Anonymous No.50143250]

>>50140703
See >>50143047

[Anonymous No.50143293]

>>50142971
I'm sure if they make English, Chinese, and Spanish translation of this bad boi they can turn around that trade deficit in no time. Now is the time for BOJ to nationalize Gatebox! for the greater good of the nation!! The world!!!

[Anonymous No.50143316]

>>50141441
Imagine the global market wide limit down sell off when it's announced its some black trans woman

[Anonymous No.50143324]

>>50143293
>make holographic display
>could be used for 3d data visualization, all sorts of useful applications
>make a 3d talking holo waifu instead

[Anonymous No.50143333]

>>50141574
You can pretty much buy PhDs in the US with money and power.

[Anonymous No.50143371]

>>50143324
>>make a 3d talking holo waifu instead

[Anonymous No.50143373]

>>50143333
In the US and everywhere.

[Anonymous No.50143377]

>>50143333
These types always write the funniest PhD theses.

[Anonymous No.50143395]

>>50139928
Wrong. Even surprise earnings reports barely move the needle most of the time nowadays. The only insider information that would really make a difference is seeing Elon’s tweets before they make it out of his head. TA+risk/reward is the only thing that directly assesses the sentiment and momentum of a market.

[Anonymous No.50143404]

>>50143377
I remember reading about a ghost writer who wrote all sorts of admissions essays and even PhD theses. Said he made $60k a year doing it.

[Anonymous No.50143439]

Guys I was joking. Hunter Biden doesn't have to economics related Phds. He has no chance of being appointed Chairman of the Federal Reserve. He has a law degree
You guys are too gullible

[Anonymous No.50143461]

>>50143439
>he has no chance of being appointed chairman of the fed
He could be if he wanted to,but he prefers to puff dope and bash some flowers instead

[Anonymous No.50143513]

>>50140685

[Anonymous No.50143544]

>>50143513
I said this a week ago and some tripfag called me wrong

[Anonymous No.50143592]

[Anonymous No.50143599]

>>50143209
I deserve this pain for not following the 200dsma strat.

[Anonymous No.50143627]

>>50139831
John Rocker at the protests

[Anonymous No.50143668]

>>50143627
>not showing his cock to the officers
I dont believe that's him,chief

[Anonymous No.50143673]

>>50143627
This the akron one? Its not shieldcuck with naked jewess

[Anonymous No.50143686]

>>50143627
Protests for what?

[Anonymous No.50143701]

>>50143686
SOXL reverse split

[Anonymous No.50143707]

>>50143439
>>50143461
>he prefers to puff dope and bash some flowers instead

[Anonymous No.50143725]

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>>50143721
>>50143721
>>50143721

[Anonymous No.50143728]

>>50143627
did she actually have sex with him after for protecting her or did she need to show how much black lives matter instead

[Anonymous No.50143734]

>>50143725
FUUUU I KNEW TVIS WOULD HAOOEN AS SOON AS IBPOST

[Anonymous No.50143760]

>>50141334
how fucking dumb are you though?
1. this kinda looks like every single small and mid cap chart out there as well as etfs by stupid cunts

2. true capitulation hasnt hit yet since the dip hasnt dipped past the high prior to the run. although the selling volume was there so ill give you that.

[Anonymous No.50143793]

>>50143478
>>50143478
>>50143478
>>50143478

[Anonymous No.50144056]

>>50142929
Why anyone who isn’t woke even working there?
Fuck kikebook

[Anonymous No.50144325]

noob to investing here...

i have withdrawn 1mm from crypto and i want to just put it into VTI and forget about it

from what i understand VTI is VOO (SP500) but with small and mid marketcap stocks.

question: how are these small and mid marketcap stocks chosen? are there guidelines for them making it into the index in the same way there are guidelines for them making it into VOO (publicly traded company with market cap larger than the 500th company)? what are the guidelines for the small/midcaps in VTI? are they handpicked or do they also use some similar guidelines (if marketcap >x then voo, if marketcap >y then midcap vti, if marketcap >z then smallcap vti)?

[Anonymous No.50144472]

>>50144325
They're not "chosen" per se, VTI just follows the CRSP total index. the index has every stock in it. sp500 accounts for about 85% of the market cap of the NYSE, and the rest is the Russell mid cap and small cap. you can probably google what constitutes a stock in Russell mid cap vs small cap. at the end of the day, VTI vs VOO is not a big issue, i would recommend VTI as does Vanguard themselves, more diversification, less dispersion. small cap companies outperform VOO components all the times, when you expose yourself to the small and midcap companies you gain exposure to different styles and factors that can increase risk adjusted returns.