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>i buy
>it dumps
>i long
>it dumps
>i short
>it crabs

>> No.50138122

>>50137970
Fuckin pussy cat, can't even take a love snip.

>> No.50138131

>>50138122
have you ever been pinch
crab probably broke its paw

>> No.50138166

>>50137970
get crabbed on bitch

>> No.50138276

>>50137970
I love animals but sometimes this is what those felinefuckers deserve the smug fuckers

>> No.50138293

dead cat bounce vs crabbing

>> No.50138321

>>50137970
do we have more cat suffering stuff? I can't stand these disgusting bird eating things.

>> No.50138332

>>50137970
so do the opposite of your impulse retard

>> No.50138344

>>50138293
Kek

>> No.50138350
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50138350

>>50138321
Fuck birds

>> No.50138414

>>50138350
cats shit everywhere and distribute their shit and odor particles in your whole apartment. They leave their hair everywhere. They give you brain parasites. They eat wildlife.
Cats should be hunted just as pigeons.

>> No.50138423

>>50138321
They rarely ever get any
Kind of incels and ass

>> No.50138448
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50138448

>>50138414
My fat cat keeps bringing home dead blue jays and gets a treat for each one. Fuck birds.

>> No.50138465

>>50138448
you should be shot in your head. multiple times.

>> No.50138473

>>50138414
>cats shit everywhere and distribute their shit and odor particles in your whole apartment.
that just means youre a shitty owner.
my cat havent shit or pissed inside even once. Ive had it for 13 years now.

>> No.50138729

>>50138473
>13 years now
Your cat was ran over flat as a man hole cover when he was 6 and me and your mum replaced him without telling you, sorry you had to find out like this kevin.

>> No.50138743

>>50138293
Nice

>> No.50138770

>>50137970
the cunt who filmed it wanted it to happen

>> No.50138773

>>50137970
Cat.exe stopped working

>> No.50138774

>>50138729
wtf
lmfao bizlets are rarted i swear

>> No.50138827
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50138827

>>50138774
Cut him open and count the rings.

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50138903

>>50138827
>its true

you will regret this

>> No.50139503

>>50138414
based. ignore cat faggots. their brains are filled with Toxoplasma gondii. just feel pity for them.

>> No.50139658

>>50139503
BASED fuck furries

>> No.50139681

>>50139503
>>50139658
>muh Toxoplasma Gondii, it's SCIENCE
go back to r*ddit you hypochondriac faggots
get your boosters

>> No.50139747

>>50139681
But it’s real and proven; your response also clearly demonstrates that you are infected by parasites. Mocking those whom speak the truth does nothing except show how foolish you truly are.

>> No.50139752

>>50138293
Well done

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50139758

>>50139681
cry harder, it strokes my massive cock.

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50139777

>>50139747
>But it’s real and proven; your response also clearly demonstrates that you are infected by parasites. Mocking those whom speak the truth does nothing except show how foolish you truly are.

>> No.50139806

> do a flip

>> No.50139809

>>50138276
>>50138321
true, you can see how smug and confident it is at the start of the clip
didn't see the snip coming at all
>>50138131
once the adrenaline wore off cat felt pain from flipping around and hitting that shovel too

>> No.50139818

>>50138729
audible fucking kek

>> No.50139840

>>50137970
snibb snabb :---DDDD

>> No.50140837

>>50138465
>nooo don't let your cat hunt birds like a wild one
urbanites are a curse

>> No.50140906

>>50138414
>shit everywhere and distribute their shit and odor particles in your whole apartment. They leave their hair everywhere. They give you brain parasites. They eat wildlife.
So they are basically like humans kek

>> No.50140928

>>50137970
that cat got owned

>> No.50140937

>>50138321
Some anon once posted burning cats alive. Was a good thread

>> No.50140999

>>50138448
mine brought in rabbit the other day. still half alive but paralyzed and bleeding all over the kitchen. gf lost her mind it was pretty epic..

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50141028

>>50140999
Checked and based

>> No.50141036

Retard brother has a cat. It killed my dog from stress and constant attacks. I still can't move our but everyday I wish to GTFO so that I don't have to see that stupid coward feline. Pussy attacks me from behind and pincers with those teeth like hell. All the fucking house has those shit particles and walking barefoot is absolutely disgusting because there's cat shit-sand everywhere. How do I currently myself from parasites like T.Gondii? Why do normalniggers like to have pets so much. I swear my hatred for animals has grown thousand fold from having that motherfucker whine and throw sand all over my house, sometimes I wish I could throw the little fucktard out of the house and get him lost.

>> No.50141080

>>50141036
sounds like ur a nigger.

>> No.50141116

Sometimes I just kick the fucker and send him flying so that he can fuckoff. Dumb fucking cunt thinks I'm his toy or something but it makes me rage that stupid NEET gets to keep the cat. What the fuck was I thinking when I saw that slimy cretin walk and immediately scratch all my furniture, as if he owns the fucking house. I hate this fucking house of neets and failures while that cat berates my existence, it's the damn gaze. the ARROGANCE from that furr muppet. Takes a shit and the whole house turns into a gas chamber. Flails those claws and throws sand at me, I FUCKING hate that rat. If Satan sent to earth a demon, it's this cat on my house. Soulless creature made to ruin my existence and deliver hell therapy, after my 9-5 miserable existence.

>> No.50141139

>>50138414
>apartment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.50141151

>>50141080
You're a furry little fag. A bipedal lyrian jew mixture that makes every sentient creature wince. Make sure to dig a hole and smell that nasty dump you took! Twat, as if you're able to follow orders, your kind only pleases the archons, for you're agents of chaos. You furrycucks DISGUST me. Always defending those spawns from hell as if your life depended on it. Get lost fucker, the pussy is not to be idolized, it's to be expunged from this planet.

>> No.50141279

>>50141151
go clean ur parents house u live in filth like the nigger u r

>> No.50141636

>>50141036
idk maybe clean once a month?
idk how a cat can kill a dog, usually its the other way around unless you got a little stupid dog like a chihuahua.

>> No.50141686

>>50138465
Bluejays are pests.

>>50138448
Give him treats for sparrows too. They're invasive in NA.

>> No.50141694

>>50138293
put me in the screenshot, kek

>> No.50141813

>>50141036
100% this, cats (and dogs) belong outside or just in the mudroom/screened in patio. Cats literally spread sandy shit everywhere, fucking disgusting.

>> No.50142300

>>50141636
I clean the house monthly, sometimes biweekly. But guess what? That pointy eared motherfucker runs to his fucking litter box and starts larping as a quinceañera throwing all sorts of shit around. Then he walks out all pompous and after delivering that pungent aroma from his revenge shitting session against ME, and throws more sand-shit out of the box. All fuckinf day cleaning the house only for that lyran demon to ruin the cleanliness of my home. Then he goes hiding and his claws enter full a capella scratching my furniture or throwing my shit down. God forbids me cooking something; motherfucker immediately takes a dump and then starts jumping at my kitchen. You know the fucking risk of having that filthy quadruped nig landing on my food? That's why I'm wondering if I have any parasites at this point.

>how a cat can kill a dog
Well my dog was small, a poodle. Motherfucker cat kept stressing him out and clawing his back. Turns out all that stress made him sick and then he got kidney failure. Nothing to do now. Fuck that stupid feline, I can't fathom how people can love those monsters.

>> No.50143994

>>50140937
consider kys mohammed

>> No.50144063
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50144063

>>50138293
lmao

>> No.50144644

>>50140937
your mom's uterus should have been dug out with a stick

>> No.50144684

>>50137970
I'm so fucking tired of crabbing, it's extremely boring.

>> No.50144713

>>50141116
I haven't read such a funny post in a long while holy shit you almost made me laugh in public thank you

>> No.50144758

>>50142300
>I clean the house monthly, sometimes biweekly.
Fucking disgusting. You should be sweeping hard floors daily, or at a minimum every other day and vacuuming daily.
>muh dust
wouldn't be any if you fucking cleaned your nigger-tier home once a day, invested in an air purifier, and changed your HVAC filter once a month.

>> No.50144924

>>50138448
If something got caught by that fatass then it was probably doomed anyway

>> No.50145495

>>50137970
Poor kitty!

>> No.50145520
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50145520

>>50138729
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.50145606

how do you day trade crypto?

>> No.50145620
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50145620

>>50137970
Trading bros... we can never win.

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50145643

>>50141036
The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.50145673

>>50144758
Are you a literal woman? Are you a terminal neet? No one has time or wants to clean the fucking kitchen everyday

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>>50142300
>well my dog was small, a poodle
Fucking kek a sissy fucking faggot confirmed, you deserve all the shit you get

>> No.50146527

>>50142300
>dog died from stress
>lol

You probably poisoned the poodle.

My dad thinks like you. He insists his mom's chihuahua died from heartbreak one day after his mom died and not from all the chocolate my aunt/uncle gave it when they were housing it. I pity boomers and their (well my parents did it so it has to be okay) philosophy.

>> No.50148136

>>50137970
Long 100x
Short 100x
At the same time
easy money

>> No.50148277 [DELETED] 

>>50137970
The crab has ben rusted.

>> No.50148288

>>50145643
bros i love luna so much

>> No.50148303

>>50137970
The cat has been rusted.

>> No.50148342

>>50138131
>crab probably broke its paw
Kek I hope that is an attempt at trying to be funny. I grew up on the beach and because I'm a low IQ tard who plays with wild animals, I have been pinched by so many crabs I couldn't begin to count them. The bigger ones hurt for sure and can even draw blood, but nowhere close to bone breaking, even for a cat.

>> No.50148390

>>50139747
It's pretty hard to get infected with toxo unless you're a pozzed fag your body will take care of it

>> No.50148414

>>50137970
because youre trading on too short of a time period. try making trades over the period of a week and see how you go

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>>50138293
Beautiful bastard