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[Anonymous No.50119711]

You guys are going to love this:
>be leader of a criminal syndicate in Brazil
>his money guy convince him to invest in crypto
>line starts to go down
>crime boss discover about it
>money guy start with the usual /biz/ cope
>line keeps going down
>money guy hire hitman and lie to him saying the guy was a nobody
>hitman kills Brazilian second biggest criminal organization leader and tell everyone without realize what he just did
>get tortured and killed just 20 days after the murder
>head is put on display exactly where the ambush happened
>money guy panicked and surrender himself to police because he know how fucked he is
>to save his face, he start to spill the beans about the deals of the second largest criminal organization in Brazil (PCC) with the largest criminal organization in Brazil (PT, the workers party)
Shit is about to hit the fan over here, in monkey land, and all because some dumb fuck fell for the crypto mania.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX6sgS-3Q_4

[Anonymous No.50119733]

nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.50119737]

i wonder how cheap dumb hitman are

[Anonymous No.50119750]

>>50119711
funny as fuck, got to love clown world.

[Anonymous No.50119752]

>>50119711
Also, it's election year right now (contrary to popular belief, we don't chose our rulers in a "how can ear more bananas" contest), and the leftist candidate, Lula, from the workers party (PT), has deep connections with the criminal syndicate.

[Anonymous No.50119787]

>>50119737

i know a haitian guy who will mask off mag dump anyone for 500$

[Anonymous No.50119801]

Crypto purge be purging nigga

[Anonymous No.50119803]

>>50119711
>>money guy hire hitman and lie to him saying the guy was a nobody
>>hitman kills Brazilian second biggest criminal organization leader and tell everyone without realize what he just did
>>get tortured and killed just 20 days after the murder
>>head is put on display exactly where the ambush happened
>>money guy panicked and surrender himself to police because he know how fucked he is
>>to save his face, he start to spill the beans about the deals of the second largest criminal organization in Brazil (PCC) with the largest criminal organization in Brazil (PT, the workers party)


Isnt this how bolsonaro win the last election ? Lol macacos never learn

[Anonymous No.50119840]

>>50119711
Which coin did this? I really hope it was a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.50119878]

>brazilian communists get put in jail because some retard was on /biz/ trading shitcoins with their blood money

[Anonymous No.50119908]

>>50119803
Bolsonaro is a great president.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_pHCkbQsj0


Brazil only sucks because we spend 20 years under a literal Kleptocracy.

[Anonymous No.50119914]

Oh shit OP this is my kind of thing. I was learning about Brazilian organized crime just a few weeks ago.
Are there any English text resources to learn more that you could point me toward?
Will this change Lula's comeback?

[Anonymous No.50119935]

>>50119840
Criminal organizations have used crypto since the beginning. The "money guy" probably decided to invest in high risk hi reward and have his cut increase by a lot. He probably got rugged and when the boss show up asking "where is my money" he panicked.

[Anonymous No.50119965]

>>50119711
this is really good content, thanks for posting op
i wonder though, did the hitman not even google who he was about to kill? seems like sloppy work

[Anonymous No.50120009]

>in Brazil
oh no. anyway..

[Anonymous No.50120013]

>>50119914
>Are there any English text resources to learn more that you could point me toward?
Not really. Organized crime changes really quick. One time one faction control the entire state, next day boss has a overdose and the faction split in 6 different factions that will fight each other in slums.
>Will this change Lula's comeback?
Bruh, Lula is pretty much a father for the organized crime in Brazil.
The creators of PCC where far left guerilla folk who where arrested after a kidnap gone wrong, after spend a few years in common jail, with common criminal, Lula convince the president to release them "because they dindu nuffing". Having their connections with FARCS (Colombian leftist narco guerilla group) and common criminals, they founded the PCC.

The whole organized crime started after the end of the military dictatorship, in late 80's. Brazil was as safe as much of East Europe under that time.

[Anonymous No.50120034]

>>50119965
That is not how it works.
Hitman receive a place and a location. Just that.

[Anonymous No.50120054]

>>50120034
i see. so they just describe how the person looks and where to find them at what time but you dont get a name etc?

[Anonymous No.50120069]

>>50120013
I appreciate the effortpost. This is some wild shit.

[Anonymous No.50120081]

>>50120054
Exactly. The less the hitman know, the better.
Also, the "money guy" told the hitman that the guy he was going to kill was just an angry loan shark.

[Anonymous No.50120113]

>>50119711
is this money guy basically on borrowed time now before he gets skinned alive?

My country is a shithole, but it feels good to not be surrounded by volatile violent macacos ready to huehuehue kill you for a couple of missing bananas

[Anonymous No.50120118]

>>50120081
sounds like being a hitman is riskier than i thought. like how are you supposed to know if you off the wrong person and piss of some whole criminal organisation, doesn't even seem worth the money
also this money guy is probably fucked regardless isn't he, i would imagine that going to the police is some kind of hail mary that they will protect him if he snitches but he is probably choosing jail time vs torture/being killed

[Anonymous No.50120190]

>>50119711
>Shit is about to hit the fan over here
That's just a normal day in Brazil. The place is a jungle, no pun intended.

[Anonymous No.50120226]

>>50120113
>is this money guy basically on borrowed time now before he gets skinned alive?
Yes. He probably will collaborate with the police to gain freedom and fuck off to another continent where he will spend the rest of his life afraid. If he end in a jail, he is dead, for sure. Even rival criminal organizations will cut his face off because he talked to police.
>>50120118
He probably still has millions in crypto "hidden", maybe, just maybe, if he strike a deal with police, and trade information for liberty, he can flee the country.

[Anonymous No.50120273]

>>50120034
A good hitman would know famous criminals in his area tho.

[Anonymous No.50120321]

>>50120273
Criminal bosses tend to have a low profile. Even their foot soldiers only get to know their names when the boss is killed or get arrested.

[Anonymous No.50120374]

Are COPE squads involved?

[Anonymous No.50120388]

>>50119711
How was the guy tortured? Give details.

[Anonymous No.50120463]

>>50120388
I only know what police said in February. His body was found in a place with a small note and his head was found where the ambush happened.

[Anonymous No.50120476]

>>50119752
>we don't chose our rulers in a "how can ear more bananas" contest
top kek

[Anonymous No.50120529]

>>50120034
Business owners have armored cars and do not drive with the windows rolled down, seem like a stupid mafia boss

[Anonymous No.50120533]

>>50120463
That's some patrician handwriting.

[Anonymous No.50120710]

>>50120476
I ruined the joke.
It was supposed to be "who can eat more bananas". But I am borderline retarded.
>>50120529
>Business owners have armored cars
Maybe the top 0.5% does it.
t. business owner
>>50120533
This was written by a woman. A little odd because it's half cursive, half "computer letters".

[Anonymous No.50120725]

>>50119711
Nothing will happen.

[Anonymous No.50120956]

>>50119908
Anytime I see an article about bolsonaro it's always about him being the biggest retard. Have fun eating pizza with ketchup in your little favela

[Anonymous No.50121004]

>>50119711
Is this good for Bolsonaro?

[Anonymous No.50121778]

this is so fucked up
how can you live in a country with multiple crime syndicates in it, not knowing if the guy you cut off on the road isn't the boss's son, having all your politicians and police in bed with the criminals ensuring the country remains a shithole its just fucked up.
and there's no way to fix it because they're so deep entrenched, you would need literal superman to show up and fight them.