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Find a flaw with this town layout

>> No.50109610

>>50109603
1. It makes me want to kill myself

>> No.50109621

>>50109603

1 well placed RPG can take out all the towns services in one shot.

>> No.50109651

>>50109603
intersections slow down traffic and create grid lock.

>> No.50109662
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50109662

>bank more centrally located than any municipal service

>> No.50109666

>>50109603
because only (what) 10% or so of the whole thing is nearby the shitty SMALL buildings and even then, its not even on both sides. its only the bottom - theres nothing to the north of those buildings
the buildings are too small for the housing

the south of this would be destined to be a ghetto
not just because theyre the farthest from EVERYTHING, but because it only has the "rec center". thats usually step 2

you should kill yourself

>> No.50109671

>>50109610
....im not seeing a problem with this

>> No.50109673

>>50109651
it's walkable and car-free no traffic :)

>> No.50109683

>>50109603
>lets put 4 squares near ALL of the service buildings, and have everything be too far away, behind a wall of another square, diag, or all of these all at once
>lets have all of the buildings - ALL - be smaller than a single other square
are you actually retarded

>> No.50109692
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>>50109666
What on earth are you talking about?

>> No.50109709

>>50109692
YEAH MAN that looks like a great place to live

>> No.50109712

>>50109692
Do spics really

>> No.50109713
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>>50109683
the scale is 1km x 1km so nothing is further than a 15 minute walk

and I have no idea what you mean by wall all the "walls" are buildings

>> No.50109766
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>>50109692
>>50109713
in yellow is the people NEAR to those blue buildings
aka not behind a wall of houses, or way too far

the blue buildings of EVERYTHING thats supposed to be, which is half the size of the other square(?)
are you trolling?

the rec center in the south (the farthest from the police station etc) is going to be the ghetto and i think you know that already. youre so fucking braindead though. i hope you know that hitler wouldve killed you


the YELLOW half-circle is what is efficient
its not even a full circle. its the worst thing i have seen today
you ACTUALLY should feel BAD

>> No.50109805

>>50109766
The people in the "south" are at maximum a 10 minute walk away and most people aren't going to city hall or the police or the court on a regular enough basis to warrant a central location. The offices and places where they work are in the centre for that reason.

>> No.50109827

>>50109805
your scale/ratio is also turbo fucked

>> No.50109844

>>50109603
It should be circular, like a rundling, church in the middle which also functions as city hall, houses surrounding the church, gardens and farmland behind each house. No specific government buildings, townsfolk manage affairs on their own. No state office, no police station, no courthouse, no school as everyone is homeschooled.

>> No.50109848

>>50109827
I'm going to kil you

>> No.50109858
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50109858

>>50109844
pic related

>> No.50109876

>>50109848
sure, just dont shoot up the school the biggest building there, then bomb a post office
>police station nearest to the city hall
>this layout
>everything else ive said
okay htiler. you braindead fuck

>> No.50109920

>>50109603
Soulless

>> No.50110009

Are we playing Sim city?

https://youtu.be/NTJQTc-TqpU

>> No.50110057

>>50109603
>All residential buildings are above service ground-floors
>None of these are car-accessible

Your logistics are nonexistent. Your town doesn't (and actually can't, under this design) produce any of the goods it consumes, so it must get them from somewhere else. Since they can't be driven in by automobiles, your residents will starve, or hopefully move out.

>> No.50110082

>>50110057
the white blocks are town entrances

>> No.50110118

>>50110082
You also said the whole city was car-free, retard. But have it your way: At 5AM every morning every one of your residents are greeted with the sounds of trucks backing up and unloading shit because there is no commercial district, all your services are completely diffuse everywhere. The reason we put service buildings away from residential buildings is to reduce traffic in residential areas, which reduces accidents and NOISE.

You suck at city planning.

>> No.50110167

Back to Sim city 2000 my doods.

>> No.50110206

>>50110009

release the monster attack , this city is a flop

>> No.50110309

>>50110118
see Paris for why you're wrong

>> No.50110346

>>50110118
>5 am
TIME TO WAKE UP WAGIE

>> No.50110686

>>50109858
This looks terrible

>> No.50111218

>>50110309
Paris has millions of cars, retard.

>> No.50111504

>>50109603
Police station should be right next to the school. Other than that looks pretty good

>> No.50111547

>>50109805
It's not about going to city hall etc daily. It's the fact that certain qualities of people work in city hall etc. They a) may want to live close but more importantly b) enrich their surroundings by investing in local shops coffee houses restaurants bars etc. You deny the south that opportunity not that youre allowed to develop areas organically according to need in your plan. Overly centralised as all central planning is and will create a soul less and eventually crime ridden poverty stricken ghetto like socialist designed city planning always does. Go back to school commie.

>> No.50111926

>>50109603
so, the south end is where the poors live?

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>>50109671

>> No.50114005

>>50109603
No wizard tower or mortars in the centre. Not even any air defense. I could easily get 3 stars in a raid with just a few dragons followed by Giant/Wizard formation..
NGMI

>> No.50114012

Looks like SimCity2000 all over again.

>> No.50114027

>>50109603
the courtyards will be filth filled places because they are closed from the public and eventually degenerates will house those blocks

>> No.50114058

>>50109603
>Find a flaw with this town layout
It's likely located in a western nation and thus subject to insane immigration policies that will eventually make everything into a decaying cesspool of disrepair, petty crimes, and random acts of violence.

>> No.50114085

no roundabouts

>> No.50114116

>>50109603
Rather easy really. Having so many critical services located all in one block is retarded.

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50115961

my thread about finance gets deleted yet this monstrosity is allowed to remain. someone should hang every single janitor no cap

>> No.50116025

>>50109603
>SATANIC GRID BURGERPUNK SHIT HOLE
this is hell

>> No.50116111

>>50109673
found the flaw

>> No.50116139

>>50109603
Looks like some shit I would build in Zeus Master of Olympus

>> No.50116160

Fire station too close to the school. Congestion during school pickup and dropoff hours where the engines would not be able to leave in a hurry. Fire station should be centred for efficiency.

>> No.50116174

That hospital needs to be a lot bigger senpai.

>> No.50116184

Also put the bank inside the police station where it fucking belongs.

>> No.50116225

>>50109603
hard to pick just one. this looks like the type of neighborhood where many bugs are eaten.

>> No.50116251

OP, you're onto something but be aware that there is a field called "urban planning." Research it - the standards behind New Urbanism or LEED Neighborhood Development are similar to what you've posted, but are more fleshed out.

t. Masters in City and Regional Planning, work as a development PM, LEED AP ND, CNU-A

>> No.50116252

>>50109603
Good goyim cattle farm concept

>> No.50116271

>>50109603
Isn't this just commie blocks? So like 6/10 it's okay. You lose a point for not considering traffic, how long is it going to take a fire truck to get to the south end if it has to pass literally everything on the one road that serves literally everything.

>> No.50116280

>>50116252
>let's be inefficient on purpose so that we don't feel like the tax cattle that we are
okay normie

>> No.50116301

>>50110686
At least the homes look decent and the lots are big and there is trees, but yeah lots of houses, fine if neighbours are white and nice

>> No.50116310

>>50109603
What do the small grey squares represent?