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Share your sex in the workplace stories.

>> No.5010723

>be me
>at work
>had sex

>> No.5010738

Its another disguised low iq poltard thread

>> No.5010740
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>>5010700
back to /b/ faggot

>> No.5010745

>be me
>at work
>hand relief
>had sex

>> No.5010754

No I want talk about cryptoshit, like why my REQ bags are so heavy

>> No.5010756

>>5010723
Lmao

>> No.5010762

>almost fugg girl a few times on company "business trips"
>don't do it cause anxiety over being a 29 y/o virgin
>she gets married and never speaks to me again
>afraid she's going to file a sexual harassment case against me

>> No.5010764

>>5010723
godamn that's hot

>> No.5010768

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM

>> No.5010775

>>5010700
That would be hot. Does that happen outside porn and imagination?

>> No.5010788

>>5010700
>I've only worked from home
>I've never had sex

Hope that was entertaining

>> No.5010807

>>5010700
I jerked my peewee in the bathroom during a lunch break

>> No.5010813

Thread reported. I want to talk about crypto because im a nerd you faggot

>> No.5010843

>> tinder date with 7.5/10 qt3.143
>> drinks at bar finish up
>> ya gril, wanna come home or check out my office in financial district with sweet views??
>> office, free drinks, view
>> fuck on board room table
>> rd2 fuck against window while she says “amazing view anon” shut up gril *slaps* take this bitDick
>> rd3 she rides me on ground, gives herself Carpet burn on knees
>> wake up next morning, drive her home, never see that bitch again
>> cctv caught the whole thing, but partners in office turn blind eye cos they all do coke etc in office at early morning

>> No.5010847

>Programmer
>9/10 employees are men or old women
>autistic
>even if wasn't autistic, avoid 1/10 women like the plague because I will be accused of sexual assault unless I develop a tiger fetish

>> No.5010853

Bartender for 12 years. Have probably made out with or fucked over 100 girls in the bar.

>> No.5010873
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>>5010738
>>5010740
>>5010754
>>5010813
Trying too hard newblood. Go back to your litecoin containment threads.

>> No.5010923

>>5010853
Share your secrets with us, sensei.

>> No.5010928

>>5010762

wew lad

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>>5010700
>be me
>go into woman’s bathroom on accident
>see coworker
>ohshit.jpeg
>anon you thought this was the men’s also?
>fuck man, yeah
>well do you wanna help me install these cameras with me?
>sure man let’s get this done fast
>that afternoon my coworker and I jerk each other off watching women piss and shit in the stalls

>> No.5010950

>>5010700
>dont work wagecuck job
>ignore females
>make GAINZ

>> No.5010949

my first job at a grocery store i started dating another employee and we would fuck in the mop closet

>> No.5010968

>>5010873
Fuck off normie newfag.

>> No.5010996

>>5010700
not at work, just in school and university.
was fun. Almost got caught twice.
Once by a friend, was really funny.

>> No.5011007

>>5010700
Why would i hire women or faggots ?
What next, hiring niggers ?
>b-b-b-but why is my entreprise unproductive
>it's not fair i got bankrupt my company was a vibrant place free of hate
KEK

>> No.5011024

>>5010923
>Be semi good looking
>Get girls drunk with free drinks
>Flirt
>Proceed to bathroom and bang

If you're a good looking male bartender you probably have the easiest access to women

>> No.5011030

>>5011007
Wait, i forgot there are wageslaves on /biz/, sorry.

>> No.5011104

>tfw no females work where i work

feelsgood cause i don t have to deal with bullshit

>> No.5011129

>>5011024
how do you get them to the bathroom with you

>> No.5011169

>>5010843
i wanna work there

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>>5011129
>mfw he pulls them by the hair

>> No.5011206

I don't have any at work stories, but when I worked at Target I pulled a lot of Target girls.

>> No.5011216

>be me
>at work
>qt coworker asks me a question
>precum from the sound of her voice
>don't answer question
>leave
>finish masturbating in the bathroom

>> No.5011246

>>5010700

Never had sex in the workplace, but I ate my girlfriend out in one of the practice rooms in the Navy School of Music.

>> No.5011258

>>5010738
Heh it's leddit that still thinks 4chan isn't a /pol/ site

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5011283

>Implying that anons are functioning members of society.

The NEET crypto army has never seen an office or a vagina.

>> No.5011285

>>5011197
he;s lying to us. theres no way you can just transition from flirting in a bar to going to the bathroom for BJ/sex

>> No.5011290

>work in a office at 5PM
>sit in the corner behind the PC fixing some spreadsheet that some roastie fucked up somehow
>sitting really deep in the chair so I'm not visible when somebody enters the room
>suddenly that long legged slut and that other dude waltz into the office
>they start making out
>he suddenly takes her from behind right in front of the window
>make sneaky pics the whole time with my phone and stay really silent

I still have the pictures anyone interested in seeing them?

>> No.5011309

>>5011258
/pol/ is leddit.

>> No.5011325

>>5011290
Yes, post them.

>> No.5011348

>>5011283
I AM INVINCIBLE

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>having a job
>having sex
c'mon

>> No.5011384

>>5010847
This is me. In crypto now hoping to Mae it so I can rot away at home and people leave me alone. Can watch anime and cartoons then a day long. The dream.

>> No.5011428

>fucked my girlfriend decently loudly in my office at 10pm at night
>assumed no one was around
>as soon as we stop we hear people talking
>10 mins later walk out of my office and immediately see female coworker
>say goodnight
>never hear anything of it

>> No.5011436

>>5011216
Topkek

>> No.5011455

>>5011325
I'm searching, I made them with my phone and then put all the 3000 other random pictures I had into some folder.

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>>5011290
DO IT.

>> No.5011591

there are 1100 employees in my company, 10 women, and I've only ever seen 2. Kinda glad I don't have to deal with a unisex work environment though. Not very fun these days

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>>5010723

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>>5010700
>suzy's hand grazed mine when she handed me a pen