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I’m going to Las Vegas for a week. I leave tomorrow. Any tips on how I can make some money? Best casinos? Bringing $7k with me

>> No.50106666

>>50106638
Gay4Pay

>> No.50106688

Caesars, cosmo, aria

>> No.50106690

why the fuck do retarded tourists think they can make money from the casinos ahahaha thanks for paying for my state taxes retard t. vegasfag

ok but really really though if you spend a few thousand hours learning texas holdem you can probably have an edge over everyone else on the low limit tables but that's it

>> No.50106693

>>50106638
If you're on a hot streak they kick you out

>> No.50106694

>>50106638
Poker and like one version of video poker can be +EV

>> No.50106699

>>50106666
based and gay sex pilled

>> No.50106704

>>50106693
Don't believe that bullshit.

>> No.50106713

>>50106688
What about circus circus

>> No.50106774

>>50106690
>ok but really really though if you spend a few thousand hours learning texas holdem you can probably have an edge over everyone else on the low limit tables but that's it

1/2 player here, you are 100 percent correct. Lots of weekends and whenever certain events are in town we get people coming in that are basically ATM machines. Especially after they've had a couple of drinks.

>> No.50106941

>>50106638
The best advice I can give you is to be ready to lose everything you gamble. Say good bye to your $7k now if you unironically plan on gaming with it all.

>>50106638
This.
>t. Also Vegasfag
Gonna be having a fun 4th of July weekend. I'm hosting a pool party and there are going to be a lot of hot zoomers coming over. Should be fun. Have a good one anon.

>>50106704
It's true though. Half of the people I know currently work or have worked in gaming and they can confirm that the house will do everything in it's power just short of physically removing you. Everything from getting you drunk, to giving you free shit at the table, to offering to comp your stay, etc anything is cheaper than some fucking retard Martingaling his way to a couple million bucks in winnings. If you want to use statistics and probability to become rich you should just learn how to trade the traditional markets.

TL;DR: The odds are stacked against you

>> No.50107131

>>50106638
Put it all on red or black in Roulette. You have a little under 48% of winning lmao.

>> No.50107142

>>50106713
Circus Circus is for gross people
You'll see

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>>50106638
there's no better casino than the bsc casino and the loveloot casino, you better invest in those
jokes aside go for blackjack, i used to be a king in that, you just need to know when to get out

>> No.50107246

>going to Vegas
>making money

pick one

>> No.50107263

>>50106688
This. Also the Venetian is dope

>> No.50107269

>>50106638
My sister is leaving to Las Vegas tomorrow also. Do you happen to know a Jolleen

>> No.50107299

>>50106704
its true. even dana white ufc president got kicked out for winning too much
https://youtu.be/dfLjgaR1ihg

>> No.50107305

>>50106638
Also make sure you go to one of Gordon Ramsays restaurants and get the beef Wellington fuck me that’s good. The dude is the real deal. Best meal I’ve ever had.

>> No.50107413

>>50106638
Las Vegas is an expensive shithole with terrible weather

>> No.50107434

>>50107269
yeah she said i could creampie her pussy

>> No.50107502

>vegas resident

Anon, come here and have a good time. 99 outta 100 visitors lose the gambling $ they came ready to lose and then some.
Go see Absinthe at Caesars
It rock solid. Not a bad seat in the house.
Go have a nice Dinner,
Mom ami gabi has a great view of the Bellagio fountains. Or Bellagio has a spot called Noodles next to the high roller area and paigow tables. It’s fantastic.
Go to Harrahs entrance close to LINQ and enjoy some top notch live singing and cheap drinks.
Then throw a few dollars at the table or slots. Chances are you lose $.
It’s the buildup that makes it all worth while. If ya come thinking your gonna walk away with a jackpot hand pay it’s all fantasy. The 110 degrees heat gets to ya at times.

>> No.50107688

>>50106638
Play craps. You stand there and the dealer tells you what to bet on. If you do something dumb they tel you and move your chips for you. The ladies walk by and give you free drinks. Literally just stand there and get drunk and double your money.

>> No.50107709

>>50106638
>Bringing $7k with me
Best advice, leave the 7k at home or buy bitcoin with it.

>> No.50107718

>>50107434
My jolleen said that? Does her last name start with “s”

>> No.50107732

>>50107709
I own 31 BTC

>> No.50107775

>>50106638
Don't gamble. That's how you maximize your profit in Vegas you degenerate. Seriously, I'd approve of you blowing on hookers and blow rather than gambling because at least you would get something out of it. Casino games are just lame ass games of chance where the odds are in the house's favor. Stupid normies even know the odds are against them but then they go and gamble anyway.

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50107853

On an unrelated note, I’m going with my wife and I really want to fuck some pussy while I’m out there. How can I cheat without the guilt that will cloud over our marriage for eternity? Thanks bros.

>> No.50107978

>>50106638
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.50108096

>>50107853
The hookers are at the casino bar after 10pm
The call girls are waiting at Dotty’s till 6am.
Strip joints are only a tease.

If your super horn dog then the green door on E.Sahara. They got another spot but it’s in Boulder City.

>> No.50108189

>>50107718
Well, we do call her Jolleen the Slut.

>> No.50108336

>>50107853
>How can I cheat without the guilt
You'll get what's coming to you, not judgement just an observation.

>> No.50108346

>>50108336
I’m probably not going to cheat. I need to get my shit together man.

>> No.50108349

>>50106638
Honestly, you should just go to bangkok or Cancun, youll have a much better time

>> No.50108369

>>50107131
put it all on green

>> No.50108371

>>50107732
Good, now sell it before it tanks to 10k or lower

>> No.50108387

>>50106638
>Any tips on how I can make some money?
dont gamble, just buy RLC lmao

>> No.50108418

>>50106638
>make money
>vegas
If you have to ask this question then you aren't smart or talented enough to make money in a Vegas casino.

>> No.50108472

>>50108346
It's really not worth it no matter how you look at it.

>> No.50108509

>>50108371
Ok doing it now

>> No.50108591

there's a 99.9% chance for casinos to win so you're basically throwing away your money, instead buy matic where there's a 100% chance that you'll be generating big profits

>> No.50108728

>>50108096
>If your super horn dog then the green door on E.Sahara.
seems only fatties would go to a place like this

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>>50107502

All I'd want out of Vegas is some sloppy whore throat. Whats the process sir?

>> No.50108832

>>50107299
its true for high rollers who are skilled at table games. they dont give a fuck about low hanging fruit like you, you're just icing on the top. they make most of their money from high rollers. especially the high bet slots.

>> No.50109056

>>50106638
>Any tips on how I can make some money?
Not go to Vegas.

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>>50106638
Go to heart attack grill