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USA USA USA Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA-Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV-Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews-Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous >>50099309

>> No.50101418
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MURRICA

>> No.50101451
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bros my SOXL average is 28.... just kill me already

>> No.50101453

The melt up is finally here, I'm so happy bullbros

>> No.50101456
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SIGA bros we can't stop winning

>> No.50101475

>news worse than expected
>a depression actually means a golden bull run

Is this the fabled Depressionary Bull Run?

>> No.50101485

Futures are going to gap up Tuesday.

>> No.50101486
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50101486

Where are you guys parking cash? Goldman's high yield savings won't take more than 1M and I still have 200k left over I don't know where to put it...do I buy a CD or something? I want to be pretty liquid...

>> No.50101497
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50101497

What sp would unironcally force you to buy soxl?

>> No.50101514

i held through the storm, went from -$700 to +%200 on oil, i'm going to make it. next week looks good for oil. fags keep trying to talk me into selling. nope.

>> No.50101554

RFP (paper company): hold or sell?

>> No.50101555

>>50101456
I only regret not selling more and selling covered calls

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Happy 4th SMG

>> No.50101560

>>50101497
>sp
what

>> No.50101565
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I bought some SOXL at 11.60. LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!

>> No.50101569

https://www.spamchronicles.com/first-diagnoses-of-monkeypix-outbreak-in-children-worry-who/
>Britain has so far registered at least two infections in minors. The first, in May, concerned a baby who had to be admitted to intensive care but recovered thanks to the use of the antiviral Tecovirimat, of which few doses are available but already distributed in several countries including Spain . British authorities reported a second case this week.
unironically investing in saving lives of innocent children
SIGA

>> No.50101577

>>50101514
What do you own?

>> No.50101578
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I got into SOXL at 11.20 and now I get to ride the wave back up while all the bucks who got broken buying at $30 plus just dream of breaking even. It feels good to be a buck breaker yall.

>> No.50101579

>>50101475
>Depression
Too much inflation for it to be possible

>> No.50101592
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.50101597

>>50101569
that baby should stop having gay sex

>> No.50101601

I TOLD Y'ALL TODAY WOULD BE A GREEN DAY
I TOLD Y'ALL

>> No.50101609

>>50101475
Yes, you see, bad news means the fabled pivot might come which is actually good news (for stocks anyway)

>> No.50101611
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Happy 4th boys

and remember Small caps...

>> No.50101630

>>50101609
>bad news is good news
>good news is bad news
schizomarket,.... i-i kneeel

>> No.50101638

Is there some report coming out Tuesday which is gonna tank my oil stocks?

Also Americans need to get off /smg/ and enjoy the 4th of July weekend, consider a nice long road trip, see the real America.

>> No.50101652

>>50101486
look into money market funds my man

>> No.50101655

>>50101577
gush stock, xle and oxy calls bought at different times - bought over half 2 days ago and got rugpulled, now finally set to make decent money next week

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>>50101497
sub 7

>> No.50101659

>>50101597
All it takes is for some infected tissues to get inside you for you to be infected. I wonder if SIGA will double in value every other week like the the monke cases have been.

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>>50101456
>>50101569
This is what next Friday will look like + SIGA

>> No.50101672

raise your hand if you're a moron who thought the day before Americas holiday would be red. I know you're here. I bought 380 0dte calls and went up 250%
permabears are permachuds
>also
How about that ccxi my klan members

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>>50101565
>>50101578

same

>> No.50101709

I moved to NYC for work and I hate that I can't BBQ out here because I live in a dumb ass apartment building and have no deck. I hate this city but I am making way too much money to move back to the west coast. Someone please BBQ in my honor. Fuck kikes, niggers, and trannies.

>> No.50101719

>>50101638
What, like the API report? That's on Wednesday https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>> No.50101722

>>50101672
>380 0dte calls

on what? spy?

>> No.50101725
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>bulls right now

>> No.50101728

>>50101497
I remember coming here in December 2021 and asking what to put some money in, specifically stating that I didn't care if I lost some so long as I wouldn't get wiped out...I got recommended SOXL and TQQQ, lol. Good thing I never listen to /smg/

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feels good to be a kang
>>50101709
>willingly moving to new york
you deserve it lmao
>>50101722
yes

>> No.50101736

>>50101709
i'll BBQ in your honor while not living within 100 miles of any niggers or fags

>> No.50101757

>>50101655
I'm still bagholding NRGU I bought three days ago but at least I made back some losses today

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>>50101390
If I'm betting on riots over the weekend, should I go with SWBI or an SnP inverse?

>> No.50101789 [DELETED] 

>>50101775
why would there be riots? was there another saint that got murdered in cold blood?

>> No.50101790

>>50101719
its the American Petroleum Institutes report that they release every wednesday unless there's a holiday.

It's shoe shine boys like this guy here that show you the top for oil is in.

>> No.50101796

>>50101733
I'm making a little under double what I was making on the west coast being a logistics coordinator. It was the smart move as long as I can put up with the jews, niggers, and fags out here. It's been a crazy experience. Seen more trannies in one week on the train than I had in my entire life leading up to moving here.

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>>50101451
bro...

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people keep saying that we're bouncing off the previous low but I can't help but feel looking at the 3 month chart that this is just another dead cat before we gap down again like last time

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I have no plans for the weekend

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>>50101796
>double the money
>double the stress
>double the niggers
>double the fun, doublemint gum

>> No.50101835

i don't care about niggers, kikes, troons
as long as we green it's good news

>> No.50101837 [DELETED] 

>>50101775
They shot him 60 times? I mean how many cops was he running from?

>> No.50101841

>>50101814
I haven't had any plans for 14 years now

>> No.50101842

+RIGHT TESTICLE+

>> No.50101868

>>50101814
I'm going to go to an indie rock show tomorrow to try to bone early twenties retard Hipster girls. Don't even know the band, just going with coke, cigarettes, and booze money. Usually does the trick.

>> No.50101870 [DELETED] 

>>50101837
they were scared, please understand

>> No.50101871

>>50101814
well me neither
this isn't normie general

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>>50101775
Where’s the footage man?!

>> No.50101888 [DELETED] 

>>50101775
>60 times
Do they just issue miniguns to american police now?

>> No.50101890

>>50101814
Of course you do.
You'll be here stuck with the rest of the /smg/ fellow hodlers

>> No.50101898

>>50101652
thanks fren!

>> No.50101910

>>50101733
damn, i think ur the one that told me to do a degenerate gamble this morning, almost took it. should've done it.
>>50101757
yeah, bagholding gush, but not worried at this point.

>> No.50101916 [DELETED] 

>>50101888
>>50101837
>60 times, or about half of an extended fully semiautomatic clip

>> No.50101921

>>50101669
Bullish for TJX

>> No.50101924
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>you were warned about the dangers of holding 3x leverage ETFs
>you didn't listen
>SOXL will NEVER hit ATH in your lifetime

>> No.50101929 [DELETED] 

Are we talking like 10 cops shooting six times or 1 cop just unloading into what is clearly a corpse

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ASMB stock ladies!!!

>> No.50101941 [DELETED] 

>>50101789
>>50101837
8 shot him. I read they're talking about publicly releasing bodycam footage this weekend, but idk if that's true.

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I hate this gay market and the gay country it represents

>> No.50101979

>>50101475
Because there won't be one, fed will pivot. Bobos having all their money on jpow being Vockler will be the greatest moment of hubristic downfall since GME baggots refusing to sell for 300 last year when they had their exit pump.

>> No.50101989

>>50101954
>pink id
just come out of the closet bro, you just hate yourself

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>>50101924
my average is 28 I can't even imagine what its like being somebody like scoopsies who has an average over 50+

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>>50101775
PLEASE another summer of fiery but peaceful protests so monkey-pox can fucking moon

>> No.50102015

>>50101979
He may pivot but it’ll be late after all stocks dead. Late to react just like “transitory” with inflation.

>> No.50102022

>>50101979
why do you keep forgetting that there's this thing called ww3 on the horizon? unless you think the markets are pricing in america's defeat, which would lead to the most extreme american bull run ever?

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I bought 22x 07/05 SPY 390c
we're going to come back from the holiday with news showing inflation going down and recession canceled sorry boboniggers.

>> No.50102055

it's kind of ironic that buffett will never get to see his "never bet against the US" mantra turn false. he'll die a decade before it all comes crashing down. i guess for his own time line, the motherfucker was right.

>> No.50102059

>>50101924
On the other side of that is someone who got rich off SOXS

>> No.50102063

>>50102015
ummm sweatie stocks are pumping as we price in the pivot
>>50102022
WW3 is not happening, we're just going to have to deal with two gay proxy wars at most (ukraine and taiwan) while we deglobalize. WW3 is at best 20 years from now when Russia/China and the Western aligned nations have no more ties to care about diplomacy

>> No.50102066

I sold the SOXL bottom

I dont even care, SOXL is going to 0 lmfao

I just regret not selling sooner

>> No.50102074
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>>50102024
seems like narrative is shifting that way

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lol. lmao. kek. jej, even.

>> No.50102082

>>50102075
top zozzle

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>>50101884
>>50101916
>>50101929
>>50101941
>>50101888
Checked

>> No.50102098

They doubted SCI. They made fun of me for it. They called me a nigger. They called me a kike. They didn't listen about SCI.

>> No.50102104

>>50102066
Kek trannies can't trade

>> No.50102106

>>50101979
The Peepee Poopoo Pivot would cause completely uncontrollable inflation, maybe even Civil War 2 if the masses get rooined hard enough and have nothing left to lose. One of my bear hypotheosises for mankind futures is that the US is divided and fucked up enough for a second civil war and there's plenty of evidence of this.

>> No.50102107

>>50101390
SIGA HOMOPHOBES OUR ANTHEM JUST DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJmvNR3oQ8

>> No.50102108

Look at XBI

>> No.50102109

>>50102098
>up 1%
whew lad

>> No.50102114

>>50102063
>taiwan

Everything depends on the semiconductor. Everything.

>> No.50102155

SOXL is going to be $5 by the end of the month, THATS when I buy, when every single knife catcher kills themselves - that will be the bottom

>> No.50102157 [DELETED] 

>>50102091
I hate George Soros

>> No.50102161

>>50102108
Glad I sold my LABD bags

>> No.50102179

>>50102063
>doesn't realize belarus is conscripting soldiers to fight

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>>50102155
ywnbaw.

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Lmao I’m glad I invested in Cannabis also don’t forget to do math this weekend
>just do math
Invest in chicken btw

>> No.50102198 [DELETED] 

>>50101941
>every time a saint gets crucified by the police, bodycam footage is now released
Public lynching is making an unexpected comeback

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>>50102185
>but don’t forget owning nothing is being happy

>> No.50102204

>>50102179
Oh no! Not the might Belarus Empire. It really is over this time

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See you Tuesday. Keep holding. Forever.

>> No.50102211 [DELETED] 

>>50101837
>>50101870
he probably deserved it. they always deserve it but media crops the film so you only see the end and not what led up to it

>> No.50102215 [DELETED] 

>>50101941
If they shot him that much he must have pulled a gun

>> No.50102218

>>50102108
>>50102161
I been telling yall XBI is due for reversal. make sure to check out CCXI

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>>50102091
>A chase ensued and police said shots were fired at officers from the vehicle during the pursuit
LOL they're gonna martyr him like Floyd

>> No.50102238 [DELETED] 

>>50102157
Same bro
>be me
>watch 2% use 13% to destroy cities all over again
>????
>profit?

>> No.50102239

>>50102185
Does anyone else remember a 30 pack of cheap light beers being around $18-$24? I bought an 18 pack recently that was $21

>> No.50102251

>>50102210
YES FELLOW BULL

TUESDAY BEGINS THE MELT UP AMIRITE

HOPE YOU GUYS BOUGHT SOXL CALLS

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>>50102231
>shots fired
>gets shot
Case closed.

>> No.50102264 [DELETED] 

+RAPE DICK+

>> No.50102267 [DELETED] 

>>50102091
>name is literally Jay Walker
Wonder why the cops were called on him.

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>>50102239

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>>50101456
I really hate this earth. Siga bros and CMRX bros are going to make it. Everyone here will get utterly buttfucked besides the 100% sqqq anon.

>> No.50102289 [DELETED] 

>>50102091
I don't really see any massive media coverage of it though, they might just not push it to avoid problems ahead of the midterms

>> No.50102319

>>50102075
whats this mean?

>> No.50102320

>>50102114
We unironically need some massive, industrializing action in this country and I've never seen that happen without a war starting first or some crazy dictator coming to power.

No more bullshit. Build the Intel Fabs today. China finds a way to cut through all the bureaucratic tranny bullshit and just build. Don't wait for the economy but kick it in the ass. Then we'd have chips coming out the ass and SOXL would be at actual $100.

>> No.50102321

Is SOXL the path to financial freedom? Is anything below $10 a buy?

>> No.50102337

>>50102321
Oh boy

>> No.50102341

>>50102321
I bought at 11.20. Today was the bottom.

>> No.50102348 [DELETED] 

>>50102258
Exactly, not my problem

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>>50102341

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Well, I dropped 120k on VOO today. Operation: Boomer Investor has officially begun.

>> No.50102368

>>50102321
Buddy SOXL is going to $5 by the end of the month, that will be the bottom 100%

>> No.50102373 [DELETED] 

>>50102289
I was wondering about this bc they were supposed to Riot after Roe and those were a bust.
But the charts on SWBI and POWW look nice for a strong bounce, and the news follows the charts.

>> No.50102376 [DELETED] 

>>50102356
Oh god this mother fucker again. I’m loling.

>> No.50102378

>>50102321
I bought calls at 11.2, so you can expect sub 10 next week

>> No.50102391

>>50102185
Steak mysteriously absent from the chart.

>> No.50102399 [DELETED] 

>>50102367
Ballsy. Good luck to you sir.

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>>50102198
fortunately they are free, don't think I could afford to pay for so many.

>> No.50102413

>>50102321
Who the fuck sends these retards here??

>> No.50102422

>>50102413
anon you realize that individual is acting retarded as a ruse right?

>> No.50102432

>>50102391
What's a steak running nowadays? I eat out everyday. Cheapest steak in NYC you can get is a $28 skirt steak at a restaurant.

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>>50102413
It has to be a larp

>> No.50102436 [DELETED] 

>>50102289
Twitter says he had a gun in the car, with shell casings, and he ran on foot.

Black activists and white liberal women with blue hair says he den du nuffin

>> No.50102437 [DELETED] 

>>50102373
Roe was more demoralizing, I think people realized states deciding wasn't even that bad barring the few leftoids that protest every week in Portland anyways

>> No.50102448

How old was Hulk Hogan in that gif? He looks like he was born old

>> No.50102462

>>50102422
We all know that isn't true.
SOXL fags lose but somehow groom others

>> No.50102473

After having used Swift for a while now, I can comfortably say it fucking sucks and crypto adoption can’t come fast enough. This is not bad for equities, on the contrary much more trading will happen I guarantee you, the amount of failed transactions gumming up trading is actually pretty big

>> No.50102486

>>50102448
that was like 1985 so he was like 29-31 I think then. hogan looks like he is 50 years old for most of his life for some reason

>> No.50102492

>>50102179
>Belarus
lmao

>> No.50102511

>>50102473
Yeah, her new albums are garbage too.

>> No.50102556

>>50102413
Me

>> No.50102578

If I have 35k in a brokerage, and just got approved for 125k buying power, how can I profit?

Is there anyway to like, withdraw the 125k and go all in on Monero (in minecraft). Thanks.

>> No.50102592 [DELETED] 

>>50102373
>>50102289
>>50102267
>>50102258
>>50102231
https://youtu.be/upH-jTrnS8c

>> No.50102598

so all the cocky "dip buyers" come out of the woodwork, that means were gigadumping some more this month

nobody is buying shit until FOMC at the end of the month

>> No.50102614

CASH/VTSAX GANG WHERE WE AT???

I bought a tiny position in a company I am interested in long term. I honestly hope it gets cut in half so I can build a real position.

>> No.50102615
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>PSTH broke $20
DA tomorrow. 2 more weeks™ my bastards.

>> No.50102617

>>50102578
How do you do that?

>> No.50102628

the last time the dollar got really strong and yields soared, the fed had to step in because bond markets became illiquid.
why is this not the case now already? clearly bond demand is taking a shit. how are the spreads doing? are they widening as well? why/why not?

>> No.50102666

>>50102617
IDK, they just offered it to me and I said yes. I think it has to do with leverage. Big goy trap for sure.

>> No.50102669
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>>50102578
yes. it is a forbidden technique. many would consider it unnatural.

https://youtu.be/rNOExUskUY8

>> No.50102673

>>50101451
KWAB

>> No.50102704

>>50102615
ACK-man is a smooth talker. Next time I will know not to trust a Jew, and there is no such thing as a sure thing. For this reason, I've stayed away from similar things like TWTR and ATVI merger plays. Anything can happen, no matter how sure it might seem.

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>>50102592
>if he had a gun
>if

>> No.50102768
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fuck me micron heemed semis, my position isnt large just 1000$, but now it's down 50%

>> No.50102771
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Made $20 in interest from my savings account.

>> No.50102815
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>Georgefloyd 2.0
>Munkpox
>Janny banning everyone
I like my Chicken fried
A cold beer on a Friday night

>> No.50102868
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50102868

Just wanted to let you goys know I opened a short position on TQQQ. I hope you aren't longing it because I'm never wrong.

>> No.50102876

>>50102628
Fed and ECB are buying garbage again even though they're supposed to be doing QT

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>>50102598
The market is leaning bearish so we will probably just crab next week, but we may pump for retail liquidations before the dump

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>>50102876
Everyone is addicted to cheap money man, pliasu undertando

>> No.50102923

>>50102876
are they though? fed balance sheet slowly seems to have started reaching a limit.

>> No.50102934 [DELETED] 

>>50102592
BANNED FOR POLITICS OUTSIDE OF POL? FUCK JANIGGERS

>> No.50102947

please tell me its going to dip again bros, im getting FOMO

>> No.50102956

>>50102868
prepare to be liquidated chud. dont bet against burgers on burger day

>> No.50102967

>>50102868
if you were gonna do that why not long sqqq

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>>50102934
Any anti-janny memes you get banned, any talk outside of SOXL you get banned. Nu-/smg/ post crypto buddy. Get used it it.

>> No.50102981

>>50102956
Scoopsies is holding it. His portfolio is going to 0. It's the easiest play I've ever done.

>> No.50102994 [DELETED] 

>>50102972
If you argue with a janny and make a good point is how you get banned most of the time

>> No.50102997 [DELETED] 

>>50102972
Don't forget you can post tons of naked dudes and nothing will happen

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>>50102815
Do you think they'd be friends?
What tickers do you think they discuss while having cold beers on a Friday night?

>> No.50103013 [DELETED] 

>>50102994
They janny that sits here all day is a Europoor. He goes to bed in 4 hours. Until then be careful on having fun here

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>>50102972
>>50102994
>>50102997
I fucking hate janniggers

>> No.50103048

>>50102967
I'm not interested in a long term hold. I need to make some quick cash so I can buy more SIGA. SIGA will have a trillion dollar market cap by next year. The only thing I long is GAY SEX.

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>>50102998
I would imagine that Carl went all in pussy gel and garbage done while Apu holds oil.

>> No.50103053

>>50102204
>more countries joining the fray

>"like, lmao, dude! war is cringe!"

>> No.50103054

>>50102868
this post right here is incredibly bullish

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>>50102981
im deep on 07/05 SPY calls go fuck off

>> No.50103072

SIGA didn’t dump after hours like it usually does

>> No.50103096
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my subdivisions pool finally opened up this weekend and today I made back almost all of my losses for the month, down 8k for the month to now only down 500$. today was a good burger pregame day bros.

>> No.50103107

>>50103096
>today I made back almost all of my losses for the month
Sorry bro... the month ended yesterday. Those losses are now on your permanent record

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>>50103072
The WHO is going to declare a pandemic now that fag month is over. Some anons here are going to get rich

>> No.50103139

Recession is over?

>> No.50103141
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I picked a bad year to start investing in the S&P500

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>>50103107
nuh uh
>>50103139
its unironically over

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>>50103141
>>50103139
Piss and Shit 500

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>>50103062
Tough shit, prepare to get liquidated

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>>50103147
yuh huh

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Highly stock related of course. Needs the google drive script installed.

>> No.50103175

SAVA. Lol.

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>>50102179
>Belarus
lmao. lol, even.
Fucking Belgium alone could remodel their anus.

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>>50103162
>>50103168
NUH UH

>> No.50103199

i actually enjoy rocker's videos

>> No.50103221 [DELETED] 

>>50102720
He had a gun in his car.

https://youtu.be/Ix4kpOUm0rc

>> No.50103230 [DELETED] 

>>50103221
yes but it was probably a peaceful gun

>> No.50103245

>>50103053
It isnt medieval era. Belrus and its 60k of ak47 armed troops wouldn't last the first missle from Nato. The rest of its equipment would be more profitable in a museum then in the field

>> No.50103246

>You do not make payments with the proceeds from the sale of other securities made after the trade date.

Well shit, I thought sqqq wasn't meant to be held for long periods of time. No longer than a day in fact. How long was I supposed to let these funds get settled? Now I'm restricted from trading for the next 90 days.

>> No.50103256

>>50103199
Of course you do. Everyone with a high IQ does

>> No.50103267
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I only bought 100 shares of SIGA because I didn’t believe you

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>>50101451
My SOXL average is 50

>> No.50103283

>>50103246
In a cash account, it takes two days for funds to settle after a sale. Day trading like you're imagining requires margin.

>> No.50103285

AAAAAAAAA IM ALREADY SO BORED AND ITS A LONG WEEKEND

>> No.50103291 [DELETED] 

Fuck jannies

>> No.50103304

>>50103048
i will not argue with that fellow gay sex enthusiast

>> No.50103308

>>50103283
Or, just having enough settled cash at all times, which means waiting for the trades to settle. That's why I do options, they settle before the next day.

>> No.50103316

>>50103141
>to start investing
You picked up the best years since the 2020 dip, you mean. Unless you blew your load to early, if you started recently and are DCAing regularly, you are maximizing your accumulation phase. In 20 years, you'll knock your head on a wall "why the fuck didn't I buy more in 2022, I could've safely put a mere 30K more in the markets and it would be worth 500K today"

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>>50103221
>>50103230
You can't discuss anything not related to the stock market here. Jannies ares serious investors who know that rioting across the country will have 0 effect on the stock market

>> No.50103321

>>50103280
oof. how many shares?

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>>50103221
Getting really sick of niggers with no portfolios thinking they have the right to delete my posts.

Can't wait until SCOTUS makes gay marriage illegal.


NO I WILL NOT WAIT 3 DAYS OR EVEN 13 MINUTES TO POST AGAIN

https://youtu.be/Ix4kpOUm0rc
The nigger had a gun

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>>50103267
>>50103048
>>50103304
biotech in general is up as fuck.

>> No.50103333

>>50103304
>being heterosexual in 2022
Lol. Lmao.

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GOD BLESS AMERICA for giving us all an entire extra day to spend hanging out, getting loose, and celebrating with the good-time lads down at the /smg/. Yessir, I know that I'll be checking in for some laughs while I'm grillin out and twisting off haha. We like to have fun here lol.

>> No.50103350 [DELETED] 

>>50103324
it was a peaceful gun though.

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>>50103321
20,000 dollars worth. I have never lost this much money or held onto something this long. I feel so defeated

>> No.50103376

Chuck alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3LN-VwX6Q
Also new Greg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz44XuK_X5M

>> No.50103378 [DELETED] 

this jannie is really working overtime

>> No.50103386

>>50103096
good stuff - do u mostly try for homeruns with short expiry options?

>> No.50103403

>>50103386
idk today I was just like 'america, fuck yeah' and went deep in 0dte SPY calls. No way we crash going into the 4th, they want the bread and circus in full swing.

>> No.50103414

>>50103096
How much of a retard am I for initially thinking "subdivisions pool" was some financial instrument you used that led to you making back your losses

>> No.50103416

>>50103316
i suppose so, but i could just wait till we reach the bottom before buying

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>>50103322
>>50103324

These niggers do not even own any stocks or options. Fuck out of my thread and back to your scam coins. Trannies getting liquidated from BTC crashing under 20k and suddenly they want to no life smg

https://youtu.be/Ix4kpOUm0rc

AGAIN I will not wait 3 days to post. I WILL NOT WAIT even 13 mins to post. I will post right fucking now. And you nigger tranny jannies will upvote my every post and give me dubs.

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>>50103363
well at least you didn't capitulate it could be worse.

>> No.50103439
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50103439

just went to walmart, what a fucking disaster of a store

I think ill be driving 10 more minutes out of the way to go to Target from now on instead

>> No.50103443 [DELETED] 

>>50103425
for real lol. all this tranny jannie shti only happened once the cryptoniggers got liquidated

>> No.50103444

>>50102319
We arent even in the margin of error that the powers that be determine were the worst case scenario. In other words, we are worse than the worst estimate those jew fucks predicted. I.e. recession/depression. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either 70 IQ nigger or a lying malevolent kike

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>>50103324
>Getting really sick of niggers with no portfolios thinking they have the right to delete my posts.
>Can't wait until SCOTUS makes gay marriage illegal.
>NO I WILL NOT WAIT 3 DAYS OR EVEN 13 MINUTES TO POST AGAIN
>https://youtu.be/Ix4kpOUm0rc [Open]
>The nigger had a gun


WILL NOT WAIT TO POST

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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>>50103439
This is stock market related as I hold shares in both

>> No.50103472

>>50103403
lol - i was going to also, but just settled on recouping previous 2 days losses

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Fuck jannies

>> No.50103485

>>50103280
my condolences

>> No.50103502

>>50103363
$20k now or $20k at $50/share?

>> No.50103505

>“If I had to bet, I’d say that this might be one of the worst downturns that we’ve seen in recent history,” said Zuckerberg during a weekly company meeting which Reuters says it confirmed the audio of. While Meta was initially planning to hire around 10,000 new engineers in 2022, the company reduced the target to 6,000-7,000, Zuckerberg said.
If you loved meta at 160, you'll love it at 80

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>>50103460
>>50103439

>> No.50103525

>>50103439
The key is to go an hour before close. That's when I go to get my enchiladas. All the trash clears out by then.

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>> No.50103558

>>50103108
I hope not too soon. I want to accumulate more.

>> No.50103559

>>50103505
>6000 NEW engineers
>for a company that runs a couple of websites that never even change
I don't understand how this gay world functions anymore, everything is fake/gay

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>> No.50103606

>>50103439
The problem I have with WMT/TGT is that my local TGT is in the middle of a strip with a bunch of stereotypical yuppie stores, and it's always a crowded clusterfuck. My WMT supercenter is less busy and easier to get in and out of.

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I tried to tell you guys weeks ago.

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>>50103615
it literally gets mentioned every single day here

>> No.50103651
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S&P stands for Stinky & Poopy.

>> No.50103672

>>50103505
Lol is meta done?

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>>50103502
20k at 50 a share. I feel like a fucking retard, I deserve this pain. I literally could have spent that money better on an Asian mistress who could have given me my money's worth in foot jobs and cock and ball torture or getting pegged up the ass.

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>>50103651
*ahem* according to my notes it stands for shit and piss.

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>>50103622
>>50103634
give em hell, fuck these janniggers
this is stock market related because I own stock and jannies do it for free
>picrel
lol so cute. go fuck yourself tranny.

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>>50103537
>>50103634
>JANNIES HOLD NO POWER OVER ME.
>GET YOUR BOTTOM SURGERY AND CLOT SHOTS AND ENJOY YOUR MYOCARDITIS
>literally no power over anything. all you can do is click buttons and power trip.
>You claim in banned? I say otherwise. Just like you say you're a woman and I say you're a man

Unbelievably BASED

>> No.50103734

>>50103684
And how much longer are you going to sit on it waiting for that money to come back?

Will you sell when it gets cut in half again?
What if you're breaking even and it goes x4?
Will you sell if you double your money?
When anon? When does the cycle end?

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>> No.50103751

holy shit enough
we get it you hate the janitor

just stop shitting up the place PLEASE

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>>50103705
>>50103634
>>JANNIES HOLD NO POWER OVER ME.
>>GET YOUR BOTTOM SURGERY AND CLOT SHOTS AND ENJOY YOUR MYOCARDITIS
>>literally no power over anything. all you can do is click buttons and power trip.
>>You claim in banned? I say otherwise. Just like you say you're a woman and I say you're a man
>Unbelievably BASED

>> No.50103772

>>50103684
>cock and ball torture
Patrician taste

>> No.50103780

I wish they would just range ban some of these obnoxious faggots already

>> No.50103804 [DELETED] 

>>50103780
Not my call

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>>50103734
I'm too far gone, at this point I have accepted I have lost all that money and I'm just going to hold and see where this goes. I might post pics later of me getting pegged by my mistress while she holds an SOXL sign while she cosplays as Lum...

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>>50099444
>>50101524
I really like this new pasta.

>>50100193
Good post.

>>50100833
Checked and see >>50100866 (also checked)

>>50101239
>>50101669
>>50103048
>>50103684
>>50103772
Yikes.

>> No.50103825 [DELETED] 

>>50103751
>holy shit enough
>we get it you hate the janitor
>just stop shitting up the place PLEASE

>>JANNIES HOLD NO POWER OVER ME.
>>GET YOUR BOTTOM SURGERY AND CLOT SHOTS AND ENJOY YOUR MYOCARDITIS
>>literally no power over anything. all you can do is click buttons and power trip.
>>You claim in banned? I say otherwise. Just like you say you're a woman and I say you're a man
>Unbelievably BASED

Noo not until the tranny Kneels

>> No.50103833 [DELETED] 

>>50103825
Dangerously based.

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>>50103780
>I wish they would just range ban some of these obnoxious faggots already

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>>50103825
>>>JANNIES HOLD NO POWER OVER ME.
>>>GET YOUR BOTTOM SURGERY AND CLOT SHOTS AND ENJOY YOUR MYOCARDITIS
>>>literally no power over anything. all you can do is click buttons and power trip.
>>>You claim in banned? I say otherwise. Just like you say you're a woman and I say you're a man
>>Unbelievably BASED
>Noo not until the tranny Kneels


KNEEL FAGGOT

>> No.50103850
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50103850

Anons keep getting banned and keep coming back, why? Just get rich on SIGA and never visit this fucking dump ever again

>> No.50103851

all you have to do is make $5000 every trading day (200) and you'll have made a million bucks

today I made $9300

>> No.50103852

>>50103285
Are you a troon?

>> No.50103865 [DELETED] 
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>> No.50103873

>>50103852
no im an incel manlet

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>>50103804
go suck a fucking dick you faggot nigger

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Will my tesla puts print next week

>> No.50103908

>>50103889
no

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>>50103843
Based
>>50103851
It's just that easy huh?
Just make 1% a day!

>> No.50103921

im going to put $2000 in VOO every 2 weeks
we aren't at the cusp of some 30 year long bear market, right?

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>>50103912
its not easy but it is good to set goals for yourself

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You know I like my bussy fried
Gay sex on a Friday night
SIGA shares that fit just right

>> No.50103953

>>50103256
He's very aware that he is being entertainment for us. He puts himself in our position and figures out what would make the most laughs and he actually talks about stocks. I think he's wrong about SIGA though. Maybe if you got in early

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You all need to report this janny under feedback. This is too much, and financial advice.

>> No.50103967

>>50103912
>>50103934
lol are you fucking kidding me
>>50103956
already did

>> No.50103971

>>50103934
If you're not a troon, then why are you posting a Venti.

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>>50103971
because i like her abs

>> No.50103987

Any of y'all going to the North Dakota state fair?

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>> No.50104011

>>50103985
Venti is canonically a man in game. Any depiction of him as a female is incorrect.

>> No.50104012

>>50103985
That’s pretty gay.

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oh shit the Troon found out that he's getting narced on and stopped deleting everything

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>>50103985
>her

But... Venti is a boy.

>> No.50104025

https://optionstrat.com/build/custom/SPY/-220705P391,220705C394,220705C391,220705P393,-220705C392,-220705P394,-220705C393,220705P392

This is stupid, but could it work? Buy a box spread and sell a box spread with different strike prices but with the same expiration date and spread width, setting the prices such that you make a profit from their difference. Obviously you'd need to do it algorithmically so you can figure out what options to use from the thousands of potential combinations, but that seems doable.

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Confirmed

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>>50104011
>>50104012
>>50104020
dont care lol
you think i get the reference of every anime girl i save off twitter? I just appreciate the art

>> No.50104050

>>50104020
What the fuck I have been tricked again

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>>50103812
>>50100866
But what about the Dodge Charger with NOS?
The Maserati?
The bullions?
The art pieces?
The rare instruments?
The real estate?
He said he owns them all?!
His freaking YT channel has 200+k subscribers that's a good $4k to $5k per month from YT alone.

>> No.50104052

make sure to leave your feedback about this tranny here

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

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>>50104049
You like art of little boys dressed as girls.

>> No.50104088

>>50104051
fucking fantastic. i quoted the wrong post
>>50101239

>> No.50104097

>>50101390
I really got excited and bought $400 SPY calls expiring 7/8 i don't know if this was the right decision now that the euphoria has worn off

>> No.50104098

>>50103956
It got worse after I did. Really makes you think.

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>>50104052
This janny is preventing Tickers from random anons to be shilled. How will we ever get great AQB, and CWSFF equivalents if everyone is banned?

>> No.50104139

>>50103956
>>50104052
Just submitted my thank you letter. Based jannies.

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>>50104074
fine you win

anyway why doesnt forex trade over the weekend like bitcoin, shit sucks and im B O R E D

>> No.50104158

seriously how fucking hard is it for you retards to stay on topic.

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>>50104158
>that was like 1985 so he was like 29-31 I think then. hogan looks like he is 50 years old for most of his life for some reason
Your lucky the tranny didn't ban you, ya fucking pencil dick faggot

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I post my investment decisions here because I am insecure and need validation

>> No.50104193

>>50104097
Well, at least you have a week to get rid of them

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>>50104158
Last night we had some good discussions until some lefty fag got mad at me for having a pool.

>> No.50104209

>>50104158
Is this off-topic posting?
>>50104192
I usually get told I'm an idiot right away. I mean OMID is poised for some pretty large gains!

>> No.50104213

>>50104192
That's all of us

>> No.50104217

>>50104190
He is the faggot jannie

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>>50103956
>>50103967
>>50104098
>>50104217
I have to agree with >>50104139 we have had some absolutely revolting NSFW posting this week.

>> No.50104237

Rocker are you here? In your next video, you need to denounce the lewd images posters. If you don't, I'm going to regret giving you that Marcus Ericsson pick. You wouldn't want me, PoemAnon, who is already emotionally unwell, to feel something as terrible as Regret, would you?

>> No.50104239

My portfolio just hit $20k in annual dividends. WAGMI

>> No.50104248

>>50103505
Layoffs are good for stocks but bad for employees. They're reducing costs and running a tighter ship, their financials will improve from this.

>> No.50104263

>>50104204
nobody who posts a disgusting mazda has a pool, anon

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>>50104158
Shut up janny you’re not being very on topic right now

>> No.50104274

>>50104158
Markets closed, shut the thread down for the weekend if you want it to be on topic 24/7

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>>50104237
He offered you half his winnings. You denied it. Therefore you hold no power over rock you dipshit

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>> No.50104297

>>50101569
Could a 1980s Hulk Hogan get over with a real American gimmick now?

>> No.50104303

>>50104231
>I have to agree with >>50104139 we have had some absolutely revolting NSFW posting this week.
its literally because of the Jannie being way too happy with the ban hammer. are you a newfaggot or do you just not pay attention?
apparently the Jannie disagrees that politics has anything to do with the market (it does). news in general affects the market.

>> No.50104305

>>50104281
Emotional blackmail is more powerful than money.

>> No.50104316

>>50104158
SHUT UP FAT

>> No.50104326

>>50104303
You can discuss the impact of politics on the stock market without having a political discussion.

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>All of my RSUs, which make up a substantial part of my compensation, issued to me by my company are worth dogshit now
I am financially FUCKING RUINED

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>> No.50104339

>>50104327
Thank you come again.

>> No.50104345

>>50104303
>hurr politics affects the market that means I should be allowed to post random pictures of jewish women and also link police shooting videos and call everyone a nigger durrr

>> No.50104350

>>50104297
No, the redditors tried to cancel him and he got booed at last years Wrestlemania.

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>>50104287
lmao that image
>>50104305
I can tell you right now that rocker will not denounce the revolt against the janny. Quit being a virgin poster.

>> No.50104359

>>50104326
no shit, one time I got banned for sharing an article, no additional text.

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>>50104239
Very nice bro.

>> No.50104370

>>50104350
I meant if he didn't have all the racist shit. Would the gimmick work?

>> No.50104372

>>50104327
>got hired in November
>got allocated $X worth of stock to be vested later
>stock market tanks
Should I just try to get a new job with a new sign on stock bonus at this lower market?

>> No.50104373

>>50104352
>Quit being a virgin poster.
Ok, I will, but only because I'm tired and going to take a nap

>> No.50104381

>>50104263
I posted my ID in my arm. And that’s my dream car asshole.

>> No.50104389

>>50101390
When do we short oil

>> No.50104397

>>50104239
Dividends are pointless and tax inefficient.

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>>50104345
yes

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>>50104237
The only person I can denounce is the monkey torture anon, because monkes are cute and I don't approve of it. Dick and asshole posters is Boeing anon, he's my friend and he was only doing what was necessary to punish the jannies. Lewd pictures make weak jannies, weak jannies make strong threads, strong threads lead to massive gains.

>> No.50104406

>>50104345
there's a way to profit off that information, you're just too retarded to understand it
>>50104327
how?

>> No.50104418

>>50104025
Without doing a deep dive on the most profit you could make with this strategy, I will just warn you to account for trading fees when doing so. Your current setup gives what looks like a risk free credit of $9, but if I were to do such a transaction with my broker it would cost me $10.20 in fees ($0.65 per contract * 8 legs * 2 for both opening and closing). Thats a net loss of $1.20

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>>50103921
Even if we are buying ever 2 weeks will have you averaged closer to the bottom then the top meaning you will be within the Bear markets channel. Even during the Great Depression you would have been able to average yourself into the green after only a few years then you literally would 4 times your holdings once the bull run began again.

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>>50104413
based

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>>50104444
based

>> No.50104493

>>50104418
It also doesn't take into account bid/ask spread. That's why it needs to be done algorithmically, so the computer can see when the conditions are right (very rare) and place the trades then. I'm just imagining that there'd be opportunities for this to work mixed in when there are high-volatility situations.

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>> No.50104520

>>50104419
Do you seriously have a separate IP for posting Wamy pics?

>> No.50104522

>>50104345
Please explain how anime traps are related to the stock market

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>>50104373
Low T, you need to embrace Dick and asshole Boeing anon. He is the light and is showing you the way for financial freedom. SIGA and CMRX Chads will be very rich

>> No.50104531

>>50104370
It could probably get him over as a heel. In the current year, it is not exactly cool to be a patriotic white male that tells kids to say their prayers.

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It's over. /smg/ will never be good again.

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>>50104404
Oh ok
>>50104524
I'm just caffeine crashing, but sure I probably have low T too. Probably low everything

>> No.50104557

>>50104524
I don’t want to see dicks and assholes. He could have upset the jannie with nude cute women instead.

>> No.50104558

>down 62% on TQQQ I bought
wew
should I sell ?

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>>50104520

>> No.50104579

>>50104534
/Smg/ is in the middle of a rebirth. We are trying to figure out when to short oil. Weak threads lead to massive gains.

>> No.50104586

>>50104406
>get issued stock at a given price
>market tanks
>stocks now worthless

>> No.50104593

Feels like everything we saw today was a "fed will save us" rally which has no chance of actually happening

>> No.50104598

>>50104534
>>50104518
>>50104557
>>50104559
its unironically time to migrate to pol
>>50104558
no we're about to melt up next week.

>> No.50104606

>>50104520
How do you guys know the names of all these cartoon characters?

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>>50104557
Boeing anon has said time and time again why he posts dicks and assholes. You need to listen. I would explain but I don't want to get banned. This is your financial freedom at stake. All you must do is listen. Rocker has placed a very powerful jewish curse on the market. It's all connected.

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>>50104524
What does Boeing have to do with it?

>> No.50104633

>>50104598
>its unironically time to migrate to pol
I'd do it.
>>50104579
>We are trying to figure out when to short oil
I'm thinking end of july to beginning of october. But the seasonality could be impacted because of all the intentional policies related to oil.

>> No.50104638

Crab market fucked me real good. I was expecting some more volatile days. Gg crabchads, your the only one winning

>> No.50104645

>>50104598
kek we'll see

>> No.50104648

>>50104586
The real bagholders are all those zoomers and millennials at new, hyper-growth companies.

>> No.50104649

>>50103245
They have zero morale. They will turn on the gov and military coup

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>>50104586
oh gotcha. I get private stock options and they are already 10x in the money, I didn't think about getting public options. company will probably go public in 2 years so plenty of time for market recovery on my end.
>>50104609
kek

>> No.50104655

>>50104621
BoeinAnon designed the 737Max

>> No.50104660

>>50104621
Its the elephant boeing anon that is posting dicks and assholes

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>>50104606
You don't?

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>> No.50104708

Rate my portfolio, dumped btc at the top and bought these bags, I've done no research on stocks. I still have 400k fiat should I just dca into these bags or is there any other stocks I should buy?
70k veqt
65k qqq
275k vfv
25k amd

>> No.50104718

>>50104598
Start a /smg/ in /pol/. Fuck this place

>> No.50104726

>>50104718
Im baking

>> No.50104739

>>50104718
Could also try in /news/

>> No.50104741

>>50104633
/biz/ is basically a fucking crypto forum. the stock market has more to do with politics than crypto. if the mods were being honest they would ban crypto threads for being off topic or force them into an isolated forum.
>>50104718
I wanna circulate the idea here for a bit before I personally make one

>>50104726
ADD LINK FOR JANNIE FEEDBACK

>> No.50104753

>>50104718
Don't do it. Don't let the trannies win.
>>50104633
Yup. I was looking at August options. Even later if I can afford it. But not after December

>> No.50104758

>>50104493
Right, with margins this thin any deviation from mid would probably put you under. If a risk free return like this truly exists the jews on wall street would have already found and exploited it by now. Good luck regardless though. Keep us posted

>> No.50104761

>>>/pol/384819381

>> No.50104772

>>50104741
We would have all our friends back if you bake on /pol/

>> No.50104775

>>50104741
Yeah, world politics, fed influence, and government choices drive 90% of stock pricing . It's easier to predict the macro future by their interests and perspectives than any FA or company analysis

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>> No.50104792

>>50104775
>>50104772
lets go
>>50104772
not sure, I think the bans are global.

>> No.50104821

>>50104758
Isn't it kinda like arbitrage? It's just a matter of who gets there first.

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>>50104741
>/biz/, the containment board for crypto, needs its own containment board for crypto

>> No.50104837

>>50104761
Someone bake a real one ew ew ew

>> No.50104849

>>50104823
There was a /biz/ before crypto took it over though

>> No.50104859

>>50104792
nope, they are not

>> No.50104875

>>50104397
Agree to disagree

>> No.50104894

>>50104849
No there wasn't

>> No.50104901

>>50104859
they are. my friend just tried to post on pol. and hes banned here.
>>50104837
no. fuck biz.

>> No.50104919

ok paypal just told me my account is fucked and i havent even done anything with it
i'm gonna have to suffer waiting three days for ACH payments to clear for the rest of my life, aren't I

>> No.50104925

NEW
>>>/pol/384819381
>>>/pol/384819381
>>>/pol/384819381
>>>/pol/384819381

>> No.50104927

>>50104894
there actually used to be a 'crypto general thread' where all crypto discussion took place

>> No.50105048

Fuck this shit
>>50105026
>>50105026
>>50105026
>>50105026
>>50105026
>>50105026