/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50099309]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50099326]

>knock knock
Check the charts bobo

[Anonymous No.50099334]

Green Boi Summer

[Anonymous No.50099337]

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

[Anonymous No.50099338]

MY PUTS!

[Anonymous No.50099346]

neat

[Anonymous No.50099360]

melt up begins now

[Anonymous No.50099363]

[Anonymous No.50099364]

>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.50099365]

Can someone explain to me WTF is going on with Semicondutors?

[Anonymous No.50099369]

Those rag heads at OPEC wouldn't deliberately fuck with America over the July 4th weekend, would they?

Would they?

[Anonymous No.50099370]

The market just pulled my devil trigger!

[Anonymous No.50099380]

>>50099267
>>50099280

We're back boys. hope you bought this dip.

[Anonymous No.50099389]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50099391]

>the buddy computer guy is the most beloved here on /smg/
>no one watches his channel despite giving some pretty nice insight

[Anonymous No.50099395]

>>50099323
>>50099342
uhh yeah why not

[Anonymous No.50099404]

Soxl trannies!

[Anonymous No.50099405]

>>50099365
MU profit warning

[Anonymous No.50099407]

FUCK YEAH AMERICA WEEKEND

[Anonymous No.50099408]

SCI CHADS. FUNERAL HOME CHADS. WWA

[Anonymous No.50099410]

>>50099407
AMERICA LET'S FUCKING GOOO

[Anonymous No.50099420]

>>50099326
fpbp

[Anonymous No.50099422]

>>50099365
massive semiconductor deposit found in the rocky mountains

[Anonymous No.50099435]

[Anonymous No.50099437]

>>50099365
Companies were trading at 50x or more valuation, as such their actual trading numbers are completely bonkers and with funds being forced to liquidate and crypto dumping their future is uncertain but also people kind of got used to their insane valuation so you see massive ralies and dumps one after the other.

The only valid play is to watch the SOX MACD and day-trade them by swinging from SOXL to SOXS as you see them cross over one another while maintaining an overall bearish outlook on the entire industry until September or so.

[Anonymous No.50099438]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUosSQZSw5c

[Anonymous No.50099440]

>>50099408
SCIchads, they tried to bury us.

That's our job.

[Anonymous No.50099451]

>>50099435
I fucking hate this cocksucker so much

[Anonymous No.50099464]

>>50099440
They tried hard to put the nail in the coffin on us SCIchads.

[Anonymous No.50099483]

>>50099464
They watched the RSI when they should've been watching the RIP.

[Anonymous No.50099502]

Are we actually going to end the day green?

[Anonymous No.50099523]

>Oil will see disastrous drops once demand destruction hits due to incoming financial collapses
>Oil will hit 200$ a barrel soon and does well during recessions
well which is it then

[Anonymous No.50099528]

>>50099437
is that a jay powell pepe?

[Anonymous No.50099531]

>>50099502
Of course we are. I don't know if you noticed, but the fed is still buying treasuries en masse, which is a signal to me that we're about to have a market reversal. Inflation is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.50099532]

10Y yield crashing confirms that the Fed will pivot. QE forever. Stonks only go up. NASDAQ will make a new ATH in 2022.

[Anonymous No.50099552]

Line go down. Iine go up someday maybe?

[Anonymous No.50099563]

>>50099391
I subscribed, BUDDY LOOK AT THE VIEWS

[Anonymous No.50099574]

>DXY under 105

[Anonymous No.50099578]

>>50099309
Nvidia sisters... GPU oversupply is being priced in

[Anonymous No.50099587]

>>50099523
dunno. depends on things.

[Anonymous No.50099599]

>Toyota EVs have the wheels literally falling off the car after a few hundred miles
>free money is gone
>people realizing lithium is just oil 2.0 but with china instead of the saudis
why aren't you shorting the EV bubble?

[Anonymous No.50099621]

Is this the final bull trap before everything falls apart?

[Anonymous No.50099633]

>>50099523
>Oil will see disastrous drops once demand destruction hits due to incoming financial collapses

Who told you that shit? Oil is stable and will rise. Demand destruction is bullshit people still need to heat their homes, run appliances and keep the lights on. Oil bears are idiots.

[Anonymous No.50099635]

>>50099391
he has a channel?

[Anonymous No.50099636]

>AAPL carrying the market

[Anonymous No.50099637]

SIGA bros.

If TPOXX works, why would it turn into a pandemic? People would get cured from it within one day...

Doesn't add up.
Only way to have this turn into covid 2.0 is not have an effective working treatment so they can generate a new vaccine one year later.

Unless the vaccine they want you get is Janus.

[Anonymous No.50099642]

>>50099633
LOL delusional baggie

[Anonymous No.50099647]

>>50099621
Essentially yes, I'd short everything just as market closes so you can enjoy the giga-dump come Tuesday morning.

[Anonymous No.50099652]

>>50099635
yes, please like and subscribe

[Anonymous No.50099668]

>>50099365
less people buying stuff when the economy is bad, also samsung ramped up their production so more supply

[Anonymous No.50099675]

>>50099599
Socialism when it suits corporations. But only capitalism for the needy plebs. God I hate megacorps and politicians.

[Anonymous No.50099682]

>>50099633
>people still need to heat their homes, run appliances and keep the lights on
You are right. But much of Oil's demand is also industrial and commercial. Once places like China begin to feel the real effects of a financial unwinding of equities and commodities markets in general due to lack of economic activity, I doubt Oil will simply continue to rise, at least in the short term.

I doubt that downturn will last long though, but could be a good buying opportunity.

[Anonymous No.50099689]

>>50099642
>Hey, Alexa, what did oil and oil stocks do during the 1973 to 1975 recession?

[Anonymous No.50099696]

>>50099652
wait you mean this channel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.50099698]

>>50099636
Imagine doubting HIM. 40% of his portfolio is AAPL, why isn't yours the same?

[Anonymous No.50099703]

>>50099621
>Is this the final bull trap before everything falls apart?
No, we're heading to new ATHs first. First, we need to see doomers give up and accept that the line goes up forever. After the doomer cult FOMOs all their money back into the market and we hit a new ATH is when the real crash begins.

[Anonymous No.50099727]

>>50099532
Lollll bags must be heavy. JPOW is going to bury stocks the exact same way he thought inflation was transitory….either Fed is retarded or they straight up lying to cause a crash for CBDC to be implemented

[Anonymous No.50099730]

>>50099437
Why September?
What changes then?

[Anonymous No.50099738]

>>50099636
Carrying them to an early grave lol, tech and growth stocks are in the trash where should always should have been. Cash flow is king, a return to stable dividend payouts and reliable earnings is on the horizon.

Amazon google microsoft and apple now will have to keep prices the same and take earnings hits or increase them and take earnings hits, the days of borrowing 100 million at 0% interest over an infinite time horizon is over the valuations have to come back down. Corporations and consumers alike cannot afford new tech offerings when they may not be able to keep the lights on.

[Anonymous No.50099742]

>>50099698
>>50099636
I bought several 2023 120c when it was trading at 129, this leaps has been carrying my portfolio ever since

[Anonymous No.50099743]

>>50099698
Old man gonna get BTFO. I’m buying all the $80p for January 2023.

[Anonymous No.50099744]

There's going to be a huge break up candle in the last hour of trading.

[Anonymous No.50099749]

>>50099483
Lol.

[Anonymous No.50099755]

sour hour being perfectly set up?

[Anonymous No.50099756]

Just bought some more TQQQ puts
Looking forward to sour hour!

[Anonymous No.50099759]

>>50099696
no this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYCkrZ4x5TU

[Anonymous No.50099775]

U guys want to talk about my new favorite stock SCI its a fun stock and we get to profit off dying boomers.

[Anonymous No.50099783]

>>50099744
I know the entire purpose of this image is for the women to look trashy, but god I fucking hate un-ironed flags

[Anonymous No.50099800]

When you say BULL I say TRAP
BULL

[Anonymous No.50099798]

HERE IT FUCKING COMES

[Anonymous No.50099813]

Enjoy your collar trade / rebalance day, chuds.

[Anonymous No.50099814]

what time's the market closing today?

[Anonymous No.50099828]

>>50099523
BoBos being euphoric is a massive buy signal.

The time to short was months ago. Whenever you see too many Bobos bragging about opening new short positions. that means it's time to buy the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50099832]

>>50099814
Whenever the party is over

[Anonymous No.50099833]

>>50099800
well, now you said it yourself

[Anonymous No.50099834]

>>50099437
I wound up with an $18 average.
Think we'll see another rally I can use to exit by selling weeklies, before I buy in again under 10?

[Anonymous No.50099836]

>>50099637
bruh, a treatment is not a preventative

[Anonymous No.50099839]

>>50099800
RUN (variation type: Golden)

[Anonymous No.50099843]

>>50099800

[Anonymous No.50099852]

bobo you ok? bobo dont do it!

[The Academy of Loss No.50099859]

Ever wonder why it is so difficult to recover from a loss that exceeds a certain percentage, say 50%?
Let's see. Let 1 be the initial value of your stock. Let x be the value remaining after the stock tanked. Let y be the %gain required to break even.
So we have x + x*y = 1. Now if you want to express x in the % of loss, then it becomes (1-x) + (1-x)y = 1.
Now solve for y. y = 1/(1-x) - 1. So it is the reciprocal function. Which is no joke. It appears somewhat linear at small values of x, then it shoots up similar
to the exponential function. I haven't compared their Taylor series, but the shape looks somewhat similar.
These two graphs are in exact same scale. Notice how the right graph is a lot steeper. That means once you hit a 50% loss which takes a 100% gain to recover and you continue
sinking, the next stop is 200% once that stock falls another 25%.

[Anonymous No.50099874]

>>50099859
>Ever wonder why
Nope. Head empty. No thoughts. Only buy moar socks hole.

[Anonymous No.50099876]

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[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50099885]

i boutght some BOIL this better work out or its your ass /smg/

[The Academy of Loss No.50099886]

>>50099859
And here is the bigger picture once you zoom out. The blue graph is the exponential function for comparison. Never estimate the power of reciprocals!

[Anonymous No.50099889]

>>50099828

[Anonymous No.50099896]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50099902]

>>50099876
>there are anons itt who doubted pelosi's aapl position
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.50099928]

>B*lls celebrating over the fact that the markets are up less than one percent today
>Markets raped since November, down between 20 to 30 percent (SPY / QQQ)
>All SOXL trannies are now dead

Wow, powerful

[Anonymous No.50099932]

>>50099902
who in their right mind would doubt apple?

[Anonymous No.50099944]

>>50099928
This, let me know if we are continually green all throughout next week, then we'll talk. This shit is nothing like always

[Anonymous No.50099961]

>>50099928
see
>>50099889

[Anonymous No.50099976]

What are Smg’s thoughts on taking out personal loans for stock investments? Specifically a personal loan from a credit union to invest in gaysex stock (ticker:SIGA)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50099981]

You guys know where I can find some low p/e stocks with rising earnings?

[Anonymous No.50099983]

>>50099730
Analysts and experts like Burry seem to indicate that the market might reach its low then as earnings compression hits the stock market and crashes the prices we're still seeing.

Might take longer though, depends just how bad this depression / recession ends up being along with other geopolitical events like ongoing war or global panic shifting government spending away from semiconductors.

>>50099834
Really depends, whenever the market dumps too much we see a correction that day intended to shift the overall narrative so that "things aren't so bad" but I don't really anticipate any huge rallies anytime soon.

I've been maintaining SOXS in the after-hours and its done me really well. If you can catch up by buying weekly SOXS calls and selling them as the market reaches its morning lows maybe you can buy enough SOXL to average down to the current prices?

Not sure really what you should do but its definitely tricky.

[Anonymous No.50099996]

If we are in a market crash, then it will only be over when META has a P/E ratio of 5.

As for actual value companies, I'm still seeing some in the 30s and 40s. It pisses me the fuck off, because I want to own these so bad. Feels almost like getting priced out of a home, but for stockbros.

[Anonymous No.50100006]

>>50099928
My portfolio is all reliable dividend stocks that have great cash flow and I am up over 2% this week and 5%this month. I don’t see the bear market because my positions are good.

[Anonymous No.50100016]

>>50099961
Good job. I also made about 2.5K this year just on TQQQ. I may trade the countertrend rallies but I'm not under any delusions of being in a bull market all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.50100023]

>>50099859
this one is good too

[Anonymous No.50100033]

Hmm.... is it going to be:
A. POWER HOUR
B. sour hour...
C. Ŝ̷̯c̵̣͊h̴̤̐̈͒͠i̸̛͎z̴͎͉͋̿̾̏̍o̶̻̗̮͈͖͚̊̓̏ ̸͚̝̭̖̣̳̦͊̾́̌̃̍͝H̷̱͐̄̓o̴̖̳̥̰͘u̷̯̐r̸̯̈

[Anonymous No.50100039]

>>50100033
D

[Anonymous No.50100038]

>>50099976
In high inflation environments, it's usually better to lump sum invest over DCA. So if you have a stable job in a recession, you theoretically get more value taking out loans and paying them back with that guaranteed income (that's being battered by inflation) and investing the loan all at once.

I did it last week.

[Anonymous No.50100050]

I just wanna see some bog candles on the 1m or 5m chart is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.50100052]

Its going to rip

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50100057]

>>50100033
pour hour where you get those red waterfall looking pattern.

[Anonymous No.50100075]

>>50100052
Fake/gay pump just before the long weekend, sure why not

[Anonymous No.50100084]

>>50099523
Supply can be so restricted that price can soar and demand doesnt fall off. Even if gas is $10 a gallon, most people only need to make an hour or two of minimum wage to overset most of their gas use. Its the ones driving far for work that will just quit and make more than working.

[Anonymous No.50100098]

I would like to issue a word of gratitude to the markets being closed in Canada today. Had they been open, I would have been stopped out of my position in HGU that I bought yesterday. Luckily the GDX is ripping today so cometh Monday I'll be in the green, most likely. Praise God.

[Anonymous No.50100116]

recession
worst inflation in 40 years
housing crash imminent

HURR DURR LINE GO UP
this is a fake and gay dead cow bounce, holding long over the weekend is suicide

[Anonymous No.50100125]

>>50100000
>>50099999

[Anonymous No.50100130]

>>50100116
>1pbtid
checked

[Anonymous No.50100132]

I capitulated.

[Anonymous No.50100151]

BOGGED LAMO

[Anonymous No.50100152]

>>50100000
checked

[Anonymous No.50100158]

Wow only +.30 huh? Some 4th of july power hour there

[Anonymous No.50100172]

Looks like the recession was a nothingburger after all

[Anonymous No.50100173]

Bobos be Mad
Bobos be Sad
Knowing this
It makes me feel Glad

[Anonymous No.50100175]

>>50100158
>>50100151
SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.50100179]

>>50100006
What dividends do you got, brother? I'm starting to really appreciate that market approach

[Anonymous No.50100187]

uh oh.. clear buttcheeks formation on the NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.50100193]

I know it's been said ad nauseum all year, but it's worth saying again because it just keeps getting worse: This market is fucking INSANE. Without question, it has never been anywhere near this crazy in history. It's like someone took the price data for every stock and put it through an amplifier.

It's always good to stop and get some perspective every now and then. Take a moment to glance through some SPY charts from a year ago. And from 2 years ago. And from 3 years ago. What we have today is unrecognizable. The S&P 500 used to fluctuate 0.5% a few times a month. Now, the benchmark index of the United States gains and sheds 0.5% every 15 minutes. This shit is absolutely unreal to watch.

[Anonymous No.50100212]

Buddy my cheeks are getting fuckin CLAPPED over here

[Anonymous No.50100213]

>>50100132
you comped

[Anonymous No.50100219]

The bottom is in. Recession over :)

[Anonymous No.50100238]

>>50100219
Recession is here but the market is forward-looking

[Anonymous No.50100239]

If we close green, we are dumping hard Tuesday
If we close even, we are dumping hard Tuesday
If we close red, we are dumping hard Tuesday

[Anonymous No.50100242]

>>50100193
Don't forget to thank your local plunge protection officer for his service

[Anonymous No.50100263]

>>50099574
Reviewbrah! Some one post the never relax one.

[Anonymous No.50100275]

>>50100193
Problem?

[Anonymous No.50100274]

>>50100193
that's because liquidity is at all time lows

[Anonymous No.50100283]

Watch for the huge break up candle

[Anonymous No.50100299]

>>50099637
You have some basic reading to do bro. Like real basic.

[Anonymous No.50100300]

>>50100239
the line will continue to go up until morale improves

[Anonymous No.50100306]

>>50100263

[Anonymous No.50100308]

HERE IT COMES

[Anonymous No.50100319]

>>50099689
What did she say ?

[Anonymous No.50100334]

USAC bros you seeing this?

[Anonymous No.50100335]

>>50099983
That’s a lot of words for a Jewish season ending.

[Anonymous No.50100343]

wtf..... Fidelity automatically sold some of my options at 3 PM, they weren't even in the money

[Anonymous No.50100355]

lmao

[Anonymous No.50100358]

It's over

[Anonymous No.50100361]

>>50100179
Coke, pepsi, Exxon, chevron, Lockheed, Raytheon, Verizon, ATNT, Johnson and Johnson, pfizer, McDonald’s, starbucks ADP, waste management and O. Looking into 3m soon butkpthg it keeps dropping.

[Anonymous No.50100364]

>>50099981
Finviz? STLA and CROX are what I’m selling calls on.

[Anonymous No.50100383]

>>50100306
Excellent. Thank you, anon.

[Anonymous No.50100384]

WATCH FOR THE HUGE BREAK UP CANDLE

[Anonymous No.50100398]

>>50100179
Just buy SCHD and turn on drip.

[Anonymous No.50100399]

>>50100358
>It's over
It's over when we reach new ATHs after bobos FOMO into the market during the melt-up. Don't sell until you see 0 bobo images in a /smg/ thread.

[Anonymous No.50100406]

$MNSTchads where we /sip/ping?

[Anonymous No.50100407]

>dxy pumping
>stocks pumping
>yields dropping

d-dollar milkshake bros?

[Anonymous No.50100409]

That's it? Pathetic, mumu

[Anonymous No.50100410]

Its over bobo the market has priced in the great depression, ATHs from here

[Anonymous No.50100412]

>There are people in this thread that bet against a 4th of July rally.
Feels good being a patriot.

[Anonymous No.50100415]

Lions!
Its actually astonishing as to how few people do choose to support my work which includes this free gif. I would GREATLY appreciate those five dollarinos.

[Anonymous No.50100419]

>>50100399
July is going to have some good earnings. It’s going to take time for things to show up in all sectors. The issue will be guidance.

[Anonymous No.50100420]

SIGAbros... we will be rich

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50100425]

>>50100219
Wait do you think today is the first day we're actually out of the recession?

[Anonymous No.50100429]

>>50100364
I used to work for Stellantis. They fudge their books..HARD and they drive a very woman first policy. Can't see them adapting to the rising EV changes..all their batteries are way more non functional than other competitors.

[Anonymous No.50100435]

>>50100412
>obstinate mumu

[Anonymous No.50100440]

>>50100415
He shouldn't say that any more after his performance over the past half year.

[Anonymous No.50100445]

>>50100425
He’s larping, dude. No one actually thinks that. Bear markets have rallies.

[Anonymous No.50100446]

don't let fear grab a hold on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_mV7Gpo9Rs

[Anonymous No.50100457]

>>50100420
so many unaware fags ITT that don't know they're losing everything next week

SIGA is the only lifeboat left

[Anonymous No.50100459]

SIGmA males will make it

[Anonymous No.50100461]

who buyin puts at close?

[Anonymous No.50100467]

>>50099363
Who the fuck makes calls like this on 1 day stock moves. You only know 6 months later if you made the right move

[Anonymous No.50100471]

>>50100429
Most people don’t know that though. If papa bear Burry is dumb enough to buy it, then others will follow. Thank you for the insight though, it is certainly noted.

[Anonymous No.50100478]

To mumu's credit, it always does seem kind of healthy when the shit&piss is outperforming the nasdack. That joke of an index is where most of the bubble resided.

[Anonymous No.50100497]

>>50100461
You know indexes are shuffling next week, right? Tread carefully.

[Anonymous No.50100501]

>>50100457
Thank god for DJ pandemic, with his latest hit

[Anonymous No.50100505]

>>50100461
Thinking about it hard. Might grab some bear ETFs while they’re cheap.

[Anonymous No.50100514]

>>50099363
I sometimes watch CNBC in thinkorswim, and cramer is unironically one of the most retarded people I've ever witnessed. His fellow correspondents and guests and shit on the show are always quietly straining not to either laugh in his face or commit suicide due to someone so stupid being so successful.

[Anonymous No.50100518]

>>50099309
its over

[Anonymous No.50100525]

>>50100478
>Reside(((s))).

[Anonymous No.50100532]

>>50100461
just sQQQ bobro, I'm too poor for options, but I think the mumus sacrifice will change that later...

[Anonymous No.50100533]

come on buddy do the break up candle

[Anonymous No.50100548]

>>50100435
I didn't say line goes up forever, just that some of these dummies bought puts expiring today and I'm laughing.

[Anonymous No.50100549]

>>50100505
You want to go long bull positions during a recession to accumulate cheapies anon... bear etfs were the play since january

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50100563]

its not to late to change your hikikomori ways bobo

[Anonymous No.50100569]

This bratty SPX needs a rape hike correction.

[Anonymous No.50100572]

>>50100343
This is standard bc they don’t want them even close to exercise and you end up owing them money

[Anonymous No.50100573]

>>50100461
Id wait until we get closer to the CPI report. Thats the 13th of July.

[Anonymous No.50100576]

Did anyone else notice the uptick in emerging market etf options

[Anonymous No.50100582]

>>50100514
He gets into every scam tech company too and touts it. Must be backroom deals to keep him on TV since boomers believe his bs

[Anonymous No.50100608]

>>50100549
I get that, but I’m thinking there’s a play to be made if earnings release that are sub-par for Q2 and the Q2 GDP is in the negative. I don’t think we’re done dropping yet.

[Anonymous No.50100612]

>>50100193
Perhaps you missed the liquidity amplifier that a bunch of stocks were run through back in 2020 and 2021. These past few months have merely been a return to normal.
If we enter a serious economic downturn, stocks have so much further to fall. If the Fed flips to easing soon, there's so much upside as the past inflation gets locked in. The range of outcomes is wider than it's been in awhile. Uncertainty is at a peak.

[Anonymous No.50100631]

>>50100497
>>50100573
hm maybe just cold beer tonight then

[Anonymous No.50100634]

>>50100608
why not just go long and write credit spreads then? Stocks can't go down forever y'know

[Anonymous No.50100641]

6 ft 70,000 year salary
5 ft 6 237,000 year salary

Researchers show that the two are equal in desirability. 170k/year is the value of 6 inches to women. Money is overrated

[Anonymous No.50100642]

Green day I buy more SQQQ
Simple as

[Anonymous No.50100651]

>>50100631
Yeah im sitting out. Puts havent even helped since these random bounces make it impossible to go one way or another without IV decay. Im going the boring route of DCA and getting a higher paying job. Got no other path for me right now.

[Anonymous No.50100661]

>>50100631
I mean go for it if you want, man. I’m a smooth brained man, I just look at the basics and make my own calls. My intuition is telling me next week might be a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.50100663]

>>50100641
I'm 5'11" and make 48k/yr but she let me tap because im goofy

[Anonymous No.50100669]

SIGA sigmas winning while SOXL trannies get monkeypux in the ass

[Anonymous No.50100681]

>everyone will REALLY fall for the same old fucking trick jews pulled 3 times in a row alreaedy where they pump up a little then rug

[Anonymous No.50100689]

>>50100663
>almost 6ft
>has a job
You should be swimming in it bro. Most guys are short losers. YGMI

[Anonymous No.50100691]

>>50100651
Bear gang… only buy puts on the rips up. I’d you buy puts otw down, BTFO

[Anonymous No.50100692]

>>50100681
this time is different

[Anonymous No.50100693]

>>50100641
Women are retarded, who cares.

[Anonymous No.50100701]

>>50100457
Kek siga trannies are even more delusional than regular trannies

[Anonymous No.50100703]

>>50100681
shhhh don't tell them let them get HOOKED

[Anonymous No.50100709]

>>50100663
Yes, I'm sure if you are 5'5 she would love your goofiness as a close friend

[Anonymous No.50100712]

>>50100429
fudging their books is bullish though

[Anonymous No.50100718]

I wish Fidelity included dividends and locked profits in their graph.

[Anonymous No.50100732]

Didn't I tell you bobo?
Another green close. kek.
>>50095005

[Anonymous No.50100740]

My last 8 trading days were green. I was really expecting red today buying the bottom in tech yesterday for a swing. Now I stay anxious over the long weekend…

[Anonymous No.50100744]

>>50100709
if i was 5'5 i'd own it tbhq. I'm already /fit/ with a 6pack, I'd just tattoo "SHORT KING" in big bold letters on my sleeve.

[Anonymous No.50100752]

>>50100701
It’s up over 10% today and spy is down

[Anonymous No.50100762]

lmao how many times are the bulls going to fall for another trap yet again
the markets are melting down period
they had their last little bit of fun in 2021 as we went into parabolic euphoria

[Anonymous No.50100766]

>>50100732
but do we pump over the 4 day weekend or gap down on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.50100776]

>>50100752
pri DE MON th

they're always hiding, deep inside.

[Anonymous No.50100786]

stocks rallying into a long weekend is perhaps the most retarded thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.50100800]

>>50100786
there are people holding $60+ SOXL

[Anonymous No.50100807]

Yeah buddy 4th of July

[Anonymous No.50100815]

>>50100634
I’m not going all in, I can still go long and I’m planning on doing so. 75% of my portfolio is still in cash. Im just going to wait it out a bit longer to buy in. I figure if I overshoot the bottom, I won’t be any worse off than if I bought in now. Might as well take a slight risk and try and time it better. I’ll look into credit spreads though, I’m fairly new to investing in general.

[Anonymous No.50100822]

>>50100786
Low volume so easy for glowies to pump and it has a lasting mental effect on the bullturds. It's a win win lose (bullturds lose glowies win twice)

[Anonymous No.50100825]

wait...you dont actually believe we are going to keep any of this on tuesday...right? you seriously aren't going to fall for that trick again right?

[Anonymous No.50100829]

>>50100800
WHO IS HOLDING?!?
WHO?
WHO?

[Anonymous No.50100830]

>>50100815
>new to investing
>heads str8 2 /smg/
interesting strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off for (You)

[Anonymous No.50100832]

>>50100762
>in 2021 as we went into parabolic euphoria
Parabolic euphoria doesn't begin until every last doomer flips sides and puts their life savings in leveraged bull ETFs. The doomer cult has been expanding for decades and had a strong presence throughout the 2020-2021 bull run. It's gotten to the point where everyone you meet now is a Michael Burry worshipping doomer. The real crash will never happen until these people are fully invested in the market.

[Anonymous No.50100833]

>>50100800
>that dude who posted his 72 avg SOXL a few days ago

fucking RIP
what do you even do in that scenario?

[Anonymous No.50100837]

Is margin compression and unemployment about to get bad?

[Anonymous No.50100841]

>>50100825
some of us get to keep it

[Anonymous No.50100844]

>>50100825
already did, kid

[Anonymous No.50100858]

>>50100744
If you were 5"5 you would know what it's like to feel actual rejection 9/10 times

[Anonymous No.50100866]

>>50100833
admit that you don't know wtf you are doing
or go broke

[Anonymous No.50100870]

>>50100822
trading on volume never got me any gains - if anything, high volume pumps tricked me into buying multiple times - low volume pumps are more reliable these days.

[Anonymous No.50100871]

>>50100829
scoops unironically has a 60ish avg on an absurd number of SOXL shares...

[Anonymous No.50100877]

>>50100830
I don’t really follow anyone’s advice here, although I do consider it when people actually sound like they know what they’re talking about. I’m mostly here to laugh at people making retarded gambles and learning more terminology.

[Anonymous No.50100879]

Okay boys, this is it.
This was the last headfake, and now the final legdown comes for us all. The big one, the structural one that even normies will know about. The one that will name the entire drawdown.
Mid next week we are going to start getting some weird news. Everyone will be scared.

Good luck to you all

[Anonymous No.50100880]

>>50100858
Just Bee Yourself, girls aren't complicated. They're autistic retards who like to have fun.

[Anonymous No.50100883]

>>50100807

[Anonymous No.50100884]

>>50100833
Suck prolapsed anuses.

[Anonymous No.50100889]

>>50100837
Unemployment is the last thing that hasn't shit the bed completely which tells me the stats are more cooked than a fucking well done steak

[Anonymous No.50100890]

>>50100871
2scoops BTFO

[Anonymous No.50100891]

>only up $60k YTD

[Anonymous No.50100894]

>>50099668
>less people buying stuff when the economy is bad
Yet netflix is up

[Anonymous No.50100895]

>>50100766
Probably gap down kek. Have to see how futures react.

[Anonymous No.50100903]

>>50100833
You take your L, say "it's only money", and start clipping coupons for canned beans and wild rice.

[Anonymous No.50100906]

>>50100807
*July 4th
Day Month Year is for fags

[Anonymous No.50100922]

>>50100879
Next week will be neon green as the market prices in the inevitable fed pivot and return to QE. Be careful out there bobo.

[Anonymous No.50100931]

>>50100877
You should buy deep otm call options expiring next week. You could become a millionaire overnight or become homeless. 50/50 chance it works out or it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.50100938]

>>50100870
most volume in the market is price-indiscriminate trading from index funds, institutions and market makers, volume is a waste of time, usually volume and price both contain the same information so you might as well just focus on price

[Anonymous No.50100940]

Are we ready for the fourth of july pump? America day is always green.

[Anonymous No.50100950]

>>50100800
I could get holding in the 30 range but how did 60 happen

[4TH OF JULY RALLY No.50100953]

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[Anonymous No.50100966]

>>50100938
agreed - every high volume pump rugpulled me - volume means absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.50100969]

The Jews will never allow an Independence Day rally on a Shemitah year, I hope you are not this stupid mumu.

[Anonymous No.50100971]

Post your SOXL avg.
You DID average down, right anon?

[Anonymous No.50100972]

Is that everything Mumu?

[Anonymous No.50100974]

This is cute and all but even if you just zoom out a week it's just sad.

[Anonymous No.50100981]

>>50100815
let's say we aren't at the bottom yet, how do you choose when to buy more so that you buy as much as possible at the bottom without running out of dry powder too early

[Anonymous No.50100984]

>MFW

[Anonymous No.50100989]

>>50100969
Shut up faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.50100991]

>>50100922
I don't know about any happenings, but my gut tells me it won't end this easily
The karmic debt for the covid market (and crypto in general) hasn't been paid yet.

[Anonymous No.50100997]

Yeah I'm thinking based.

[Anonymous No.50100995]

>>50100969
True to form, the Jews have lost control of their creation.

[Anonymous No.50100998]

>>50100950
hubris
permabulltardation
GMEnvy

[Anonymous No.50101000]

>>50100940
markets are closed monday anon

[Anonymous No.50101003]

>>50100989
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?

[4TH OF JULY RALLY No.50101014]

>USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA

[Anonymous No.50101022]

>>50100981
Right answer is spy already dropped >20% from ath and he should just lump sum directly into spy.
Of course, he won't though.

[Anonymous No.50101060]

>>50100971
Waiting for it to dump even further first

[Anonymous No.50101075]

>>50100922
>inevitable fed pivot
this broken clock will eventually be right but it's hilarious watching every bull trap in the last 6 months predicated on "random fed pivot any day now!". Jerome has been extremely direct and keeps following through with what he says he'll do, I think he's pissed that the market keeps assuming he'll randomly 180 and starting working directly against his agency's own mandate. He's very soft spoken and moderates his language which makes people constantly think he's planting the seeds for a fed reversal when in reality that's just how he talks, and the message is staying the same: that he'll slaughter anything he has to to get inflation under control.

[Anonymous No.50101079]

>>50100931
Sounds based but I’m a risk averse pussy and I’m only allowing myself a couple thousand to make risky plays with.

[Anonymous No.50101082]

>>50100880
Yes and that has nothing to do with what they're attracted to

[Anonymous No.50101092]

HERE IT COMES

[Anonymous No.50101099]

>>50100971
>soon to be down another 50% next month
Yup this is going into my cringe folder

[Anonymous No.50101118]

Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.50101125]

>>50100971
how many shares do I need to own to make it?

[Anonymous No.50101131]

>>50100971
You're gonna be rich :)

[Anonymous No.50101132]

>>50101022
>20%?!?!
>how could it go any lower amirite?!??
I almost feel sorry for you midwits
almost

[Anonymous No.50101134]

Someone else search google for “Ukraine bonds” (without the quotes) and tell me if you get a suspicious advertisement for the first result.

[Anonymous No.50101139]

>>50101125
All of them

[Anonymous No.50101146]

>>50100971
Why didn't you wait until SOXL hit 5 dollars?

[Anonymous No.50101149]

They are just slaughtering every bull and it's just begun

[Anonymous No.50101156]

>>50101125
To make it, you probably don't want to own SOXL.
t. SOXL baggie

[Anonymous No.50101158]

>AAPL 100,000 share 1 minute candle
FUCK

[Anonymous No.50101164]

>>50101134

[Anonymous No.50101167]

>>50101131
We're all gonna be fren <3
>>50101125
1000 shares is the suicide stack
>>50101146
soxl will hit $5

after the share split when it reaches 70 again

[Anonymous No.50101181]

>>50101014
>>50100984
My bbq foods are all 2x last year's prices. Only thing lower is crabs lately

[Anonymous No.50101180]

>>50100971
>McConnell vows to block semi-conductor/supply chain bill if Democrats pass climate bill this month

https://www.wsj.com/articles/bipartisan-tech-investment-bill-hits-new-hurdle-11656694629?mod=hp_lead_pos4

uhhh soxlsissies what does this mean

[Anonymous No.50101188]

>>50101158
...that's normal though? I don't get it, can you explain

[Anonymous No.50101199]

>>50101158

[Anonymous No.50101206]

>>50101167
>1000 shares is the suicide stack

Ok I'll get 10 leaps then. Going to wait for spy to drop more though. want to see bitcoin fall under 10k and spy drop below 2500

[Anonymous No.50101210]

>>50101180
50b is a drop in the bucket. Should be 500b to semi tech and AI dev

[Anonymous No.50101223]

>>50101181
You're welcome, Jack.

[Anonymous No.50101227]

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[Anonymous No.50101232]

>>50101134
>>50101164

Guess I was just special

[Anonymous No.50101239]

Greg was down -36% on his portfolio YTD when he capitulated and now has to beg for donations

[Anonymous No.50101255]

>>50101223

[Anonymous No.50101257]

Ding ding ding! How did it go on this fine Friday anon?

[Anonymous No.50101264]

>-2% GDP projected
>Every single projection has been worse than expected so far
>Amazon 3% pump

[Anonymous No.50101269]

>>50101255

[Anonymous No.50101277]

fuck i got my bank statement five mins before the closing bell
siga better quickly slip to 10 bucks again on tuesday so i can buy some

[Anonymous No.50101285]

>>50100889
maybe its next up


>>50101239
is he actually asking his followers for money

[Anonymous No.50101287]

>>50101223
>>50101255

[Anonymous No.50101288]

>*ring* *ring*
>Yes, hello? Standard and Poors?
>I see my SPDR S&P 500 ETF is up 1.05% today, care to explain?
>No, I will not hold.

[Anonymous No.50101295]

>>50101277
It'll literally never dip below 11 now retard.

[Anonymous No.50101299]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE ARE MY OVERSTOCK CHEAPIES??????

>>50100972
Reee
No more cheapies
Back to operation crab

[Anonymous No.50101302]

>>50101180
>Bipartisan bill

[Anonymous No.50101311]

>>50101223
My cookout is going to cost me $4 more than last year you sumbitch

[Anonymous No.50101315]

Futures are literally going to gap up Tuesday for the 4th of July.

[Anonymous No.50101324]

>>50101288
>oui messieur, it went up, oh I see, very nice very nice...
>please check back again next week, good day messieur

[Anonymous No.50101325]

>>50099437
>the only valid play is taking on extreme risk
Big brain

[Anonymous No.50101333]

GAY
SEX
BROOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.50101339]

>>50101257
Twiddling thumbs in /cashgang/ continues. No short signal yet. No long signal. The tea leaves are firmly of the opinion that the correct choice right here is to wait for clarification.

[Anonymous No.50101341]

Where are you guys parking your cash? I have a Marcus account paying 1.2% now but that's maxed out (they won't let me put more than 1M in) and I have about 200k left over...do I just open another high yield savings account or should I buy a short term CD or something?

[Anonymous No.50101340]

>>50101239
The best sign of a professional trader is begging for 5 dollars.

[Anonymous No.50101343]

>>50101239
>The newsletter is free
>why are you not paying for it?!
lmao its Stefan Molyneux all over again

[Anonymous No.50101359]

kek I told you dumbass bears not to short SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50101380]

Alright, everyone, enjoy your Freedom Weekend.

[Anonymous No.50101387]

>already down 0.8% in July
God damn..... not another one

[Anonymous No.50101391]

Long aapl
Long SIGA
Long Brazil
Long UUUU

Let’s go

[Anonymous No.50101399]

New >>50101390

[Anonymous No.50101410]

>>50101387
how on earth did you do that when every index is up 0.5 to 1%

[Anonymous No.50101461]

>>50101410
I have a lot of puts

[Anonymous No.50101465]

>>50101257
Saw a bunch of people saying soxl will never hit 15 again. Figured this would be one of the lower lows for a while so picked up a couple leaps. Instantly up 2%

Will wait and see of we rally up to around 14 to 17 and dump them off. Then maybe open a short position until I think we've reached near the bottom. At which point I plan on going all in on Soxl, spy, and crypto alts.

[Anonymous No.50101524]

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>>50101390
>>50101390
>>50101390

[Anonymous No.50101543]

>>50101461
more like a lot of toots

[Anonymous No.50101559]

>>50101543
It's ok
Everyone knows the toots are just a precursor to the big dump, next week

[Anonymous No.50102959]

>>50100641
I'm 6'5. 165k salary. Made $110k in 8 months in the market. Starting a side hustle.