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[Anonymous No.50098088]

[Anonymous No.50098178]

[Anonymous No.50098217]

>>50098088
Is robinhood gonna become insolvent like celsius?

[Anonymous No.50098300]

[Anonymous No.50098336]

[Anonymous No.50098338]

A well balanced portfolio is fundamental to any successful investment strategy, and absolutely critical if you want to make any money. During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.

[Anonymous No.50098400]

[Anonymous No.50098485]

>>50098178
This woman is now 53. If she didn't manage to have children within 5 years of that article it truly is over for her.

Women don't seem to understand they can't blow up their life like a man and start over. Her biological clock doesn't let her take longer time preferences. You don't get to start a family when you are 60 after having sowed your oats if you are a woman. Sexist or not those are the facts of life.

[Anonymous No.50098552]

>>50098485
Reported for anti-semitism

[Anonymous No.50098568]

[Anonymous No.50098678]

>>50098485
>>50098552
Old men has shitty sperm with the same rise in chance of birth defects old lady eggs have

[Anonymous No.50098965]

[Anonymous No.50098992]

>>50098088
imagine being a hedge fund, paying for these order flows, and writing a bot that follows robinhood users into their trades

[Anonymous No.50099031]

>>50098485
>men can do this anyway
Wow a few sad old timers get to be the too old dad.
Not much better.

[Anonymous No.50099056]

>>50098678
No way dude!
You can be 50 and have drunk corn beer your whole life and be 35 lbs overweight and they are just as good and no effect on the child!! REEEEE!!!

[Anonymous No.50099071]

>>50098965
>forehead fat

[Anonymous No.50099079]

>>50098338
based noticer

[Anonymous No.50099110]

>>50098485
>>50098178
Let them learn the hard way. Fuck them

[Anonymous No.50099118]

[Anonymous No.50099373]

>>50098338
Comped.

[Anonymous No.50099414]

[Anonymous No.50099499]

>>50099414

[Anonymous No.50099512]

>>50098088

[Anonymous No.50099695]

>>50098338
looking forward to the day every US apologist for israeli and saudi intelligence wetwork anywhere in the world is imprisoned and tortured by an out of control "dictatorship" that wrested all federal power in america out of the hands of foreign national interests
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.50099974]

>over 300k people burned their money
ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50100180]

>>50098338
>>50099695
ok but where the funny?

[Anonymous No.50100197]

simple as

[Anonymous No.50102135]

>>50098088

[Anonymous No.50102382]

>>50098338

he had two brothers, the one that was interviewed on tv (COMPED), and another one which turned out to be the pedo.