/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50089582]

>here's your job offer, goy

[Anonymous No.50089591]

>>50089582
I would take that job in a second. My only real goal is to get over the icewall and see the other worlds before I die.

[Anonymous No.50089594]

>>50089582
>muh honor and recognition
>everyone forgets about you in 1 year

[Anonymous No.50089635]

>>50089582
>4 Burlington St
wonder what the zestimate is on that now

[Anonymous No.50089645]

>>50089582
>dies aged 47

[Anonymous No.50089652]

>>50089591
>muh icewall
its a globe retard

[Anonymous No.50089667]

>>50089652
Imagine believing this.

[Anonymous No.50089675]

>>50089582
Ernest Shackletons story is genuinely amazing. Him and his crew of 27 men got stranded in Antarctica, then he and 4 other men braved the seas on a small sailboat on a journey 800 miles to get help. His men back in Antarctica survived on Seal meat. The entire expedition lasted 497 days, and not a SINGLE man died. It’s a really amazing story. Pic related is Shackleton and his 4 companions boarding the sailboat.

[Anonymous No.50089678]

>>50089594
It’s Ernest Shackleton lmao he’s still world famous

[Anonymous No.50089683]

>>50089582
>5 year experience minimum requirement from a similar position

[Anonymous No.50089690]

>>50089678
i was talking about the men he recruited, the average folk

[Anonymous No.50089691]

>>50089582
Sounds fun, count me in.

[Anonymous No.50089696]

>>50089675
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.50089709]

>>50089645
Yeah, but he did and saw things in 47 years that you'll never do, even if you lived to be 150.

[Anonymous No.50089735]

>>50089675
Read about “Fenix 2”, Anon. If it’s adventure you seek maybe you can crew on Greta’s boat next time she goes to the U.N

[Anonymous No.50089757]

>>50089645
Of a congenital heart defect.

[Anonymous No.50089848]

>>50089757
>genital defect

[Anonymous No.50089866]

>>50089582
On my way to 4 Burlington St right now.

[Anonymous No.50089869]

>>50089690
nah, they are all famous in bongland. even the cat that they brought with them got a statue.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Chippy

[Anonymous No.50089870]

>>50089675
WTF is there any kino based off this? I thought this was the ad for the Franklin expedition.

[Anonymous No.50089940]

>>50089678
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.50089971]

>>50089869
>tfw bong history is so devoid of heroic acts they learn the individual names of dudes who sailed on a boat once 100 years ago

[Anonymous No.50090020]

>>50089870
I don’t think there’s any movies (big budget anyway) of his expedition. But I’d recommend doing some personal research, what I wrote in that paragraph is like 1/20th of the detail.

[Anonymous No.50090223]

fuck OPs ad, im going for this one

[Anonymous No.50090234]

>>50089971
as opposed to what the fuckin heroics of an indian rape gang grouping small kids on the local bus? Bitch nigga

[Anonymous No.50090257]

>>50089971
Don't you Yanks have two holidays where you fellatiate niggers? Or was it a month?

[Anonymous No.50090278]

>>50089971
>bong history is so devoid of heroic acts
You write this in English anon..

[Anonymous No.50090290]

>>50090020
History is the gift that keeps on giving. There is always something new and interesting to explore.

[Anonymous No.50090307]

>>50090223
I would unironically turn up for shits and giggles. If nothing happens, hey, I’ve got a good story to share. If he actually ends up being a time traveller, hello sub $1 bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.50090331]

>>50090290
Agreed. I’m thinking of taking a history course. The most interesting parts of history are the Middle Ages to me. (Arguably the worst period in human history to be alive).

[Anonymous No.50090420]

>>50089652
>posting heliocentric cringe in 2022
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50090434]

>>50089635
It will be your bloody corpse in your mothers bedroom

[Anonymous No.50090436]

>>50089940
Don't stress, he's not a mumble rapper or a Youtuber, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.50090448]

>>50089582
Sounds great I'll take it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercenary#:~:text=A%20mercenary%2C%20sometimes%20known%20as,of%20any%20other%20official%20military.

[Anonymous No.50090451]

>>50090278
Bald

[Anonymous No.50090455]

>>50089582
i would do it.

[Anonymous No.50090457]

>>50089667
Imagine not believing that.

[Anonymous No.50090470]

>>50089675
>and not a SINGLE man died. It’s a really amazing story.
Men from the 1600s to 1800s were something fucking else dudes.
It's like 200 days into eating seal meat and the fuckers were probably enjoying their hunting trips and mucking about.
Meanwhile your younger brother gets scared around medium dogs.

[Anonymous No.50090475]

>>50089971
>bong history is so devoid of heroic acts
That's so wrong though American.

[Anonymous No.50090479]

>>50090457
why would I believe Jesuit lies?

[Anonymous No.50090481]

>>50090234
>indian rape gang
In India a women was gang raped so badly her uterus fell out.

[Anonymous No.50090489]

>>50090479
The earth is a globe, I don't care what you think, you can walk to Russia from northern Canada.

[Anonymous No.50090490]

>>50089971
The voyage of the James Caird was a journey of 1,300 kilometres (800 mi) from Elephant Island in the South Shetland Islands through the Southern Ocean to South Georgia, undertaken by Sir Ernest Shackleton and five companions to obtain rescue for the main body of the stranded Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition of 1914–1917. Historians regard the voyage of the crew in a 22.5-foot (6.9 m) ship's boat through the "Furious Fifties" as one of the greatest small-boat journeys ever completed.

After surviving a series of dangers, including a near capsizing, the small crew and boat reached the southern coast of South Georgia after a 17-day voyage. Shackleton, Tom Crean and Frank Worsley crossed the island's mountains to a whaling station on the north side. Here they organised the relief of three men left on the south side of the island and of the larger Elephant Island party. Ultimately, the entire Endurance crew returned home, without loss of life.

[Anonymous No.50090512]

>>50090457
Imagine believing that you're on an oblate spheroid spinning at 1000 mph, orbiting another magical ball of fire at 67,000 mph, that travels 1.6 million miles per day through space.

[Anonymous No.50090556]

>>50090331
Don't fall for the memes, it really wasnt except for when war or disease rolled through. Play kingdom come for a highly accurate take on medieval life.

Peasants ate good food, salmon, pork, cheese along with grains and plenty of ale (but it didn't replace water). They worked far less than modern workers do, as work was seasonal. Their clothing was colourful, comfortable warm and generally well designed.

Medieval Europe had tons of fairly advanced technology but history memes it into muh stinky peasants.

[Anonymous No.50090559]

>>50089678

>>Away from his expeditions, Shackleton's life was generally restless and unfulfilled.
>>In his search for rapid pathways to wealth and security, he launched business ventures which failed to prosper, and he died heavily in debt.
>>Later in the 20th century, Shackleton was "rediscovered",and became a role model for leadership in extreme circumstances.

Even he was broke, he was an outstanding Leader and Man - at least better than beeing poor AND a nobody noone will remember

[Anonymous No.50090572]

>>50089591
you will never make it across the planar tundras

[Anonymous No.50090576]

>>50089971
10/10 bait.

[Anonymous No.50090597]

>>50090559
>at least better than beeing poor
Trust fund kiddies are even worst than poor people, you accomplished nothing without your parents and your attitude is so abrasive no one but gold diggers tolerate you.
You'll be forgotten too, and no amount of "no u" will change the fact that after you die, no one will remember you.

[Anonymous No.50090607]

>>50090556
Don't forget the wars and Monarchist tyranny.

[Anonymous No.50090610]

>>50090512
Yes I do, I don't think planets are flat, go outside, retard.
Earth isn't flat.

[Anonymous No.50090617]

>>50090470
The Heroic Age of the Poles ended in the 1920s my dude
It's not that far in time

[Anonymous No.50090631]

>>50090610
I bet you're triple vaccinated too, because you just love (((science))).

[Anonymous No.50090634]

>>50090556
Late medieval age were relatively good years like you describe, the early (or dark) ages were incredibly shitty.

[Anonymous No.50090700]

>>50089971
This is an Ozzy Master Baiter—I know the signs.

[Anonymous No.50090849]

>>50089594
>>50089678
There's a great monument to the Shackleton exploration where I used to walk the dog. She had to be put down though. Sad times

[Anonymous No.50090993]

>>50089870
>>50090020
There was a BBC miniseries a few years back with Kenneth Branagh, not bad iirc. Better yet just get the book by Frank Worsley, he was 2IC and a photographer on the expedition. Remarkably most of his negatives survived and he published a book of them recounting the tale, it goes well alongside other versions like Shackleton's own account. It is due a modern film though, could be great, but will never happen as it's a heroic tale about white Englishmen.