/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50088940]

>the image that destroyed /biz/

[Anonymous No.50088950]

Shit actor. Hit the wall after Titanic.
Brad Pitt much better.

[Anonymous No.50088959]

>>50088950
>t. amazon drone

[Anonymous No.50088967]

>>50088940
Why would I care if little bezos gets mogged by Leo?

[Anonymous No.50088975]

>>50088940
who is the woman?

[Anonymous No.50089010]

>>50088940

I really hope Bezos is dumb enough to marry her.

[Anonymous No.50089209]

>>50088940
>>the image that destroyed /biz/
Jef Bezos 171 cm
Leonardo DiCaprio 183 cm
Me 193 cm

Yeah I am destroyed.

[Anonymous No.50089223]

>>50089010
>her

[Anonymous No.50089265]

>>50088950
>implying brad pitt didn't hit the wall too
I will admit he is leagues above DiCaprio, he was stellar in the 90's and dropped off severely shortly after

[Anonymous No.50089278]

She's excited to see a celeb she likes, big whoop?

I have a pic where i'm excited cheesing it with Brandon Sanderson.

[Anonymous No.50089309]

>>50088940
am i the only one that thinks money trumps everything? social status height looks penile length skin color, all out the window because money and power rules over everything

[Anonymous No.50089663]

>>50089309
the only thing money cant buy is a big dick. i might be poor but goddammit nothing makes me happier than making women cum hard on my cock. I've gotten laid from showing off my dick more times than I can remember. Thank GOD I have a big dick. I could die penniless, I'll still die know that when I die I'll always have the

[Anonymous No.50089676]

>>50089663
... memory of all those happy women riding my dick. money cant buy that shit. not real orgasms from women and the way they treat you afterwards.

[Anonymous No.50089694]

>>50089309
Money doesnt get women excited.
Sure they will be with you.
Yes they will have lots of sex with you.
But it doesnt produce desire in them like an attractive healthy male specimen. If youre ok with that, then yes money is king

[Anonymous No.50089707]

>>50089676
Being rich enough you can traffic underage girls all the way down to 3-4 years old. It doesnt take much to make them orgasm

[Anonymous No.50089714]

>>50089663
>I've gotten laid from showing off my dick more times than I can remember.
kek how does that work? so you just show your dick in cold openings and go from there?

[Anonymous No.50089721]

>>50089309
it's power not money, Bezos' wealth is in equity for companies and that confers power, not cash
a common misconception for the working class

[Anonymous No.50089726]

>>50089265
brad pit hit the wall when he was like 50
leonardo hit the wall 10 year earlier and harder

[Anonymous No.50089736]

>>50089707
Kill yourself. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.50089737]

>>50088940
I'm 6'4 they're both manlets to me

[Anonymous No.50089745]

>>50089663
lucky fuck. i have everything except a big dick (below average in both length and girth) and NONE of it matters. the excitement instantly leaves the room when i pull it out, every time. last month i even broke a 3 year long celibacy streak because this chick wouldn't leave me alone. she even took me out to dinner and drove me to her house afterwards. i thought this was my chance with a girl who would surely look past my disappointing penis. despite copius foreplay i was wrong. she didn't even give me a pity fuck in the morning.

[Anonymous No.50089747]

>>50089309
Femanon here. Yes and no. The guy sleeping next to me now brought me a nice TV a week ago, and gave me his debit card.

He took he out drinking last week Thursday. On the Friday i met a guy who drives a McClaren, is young and i let him fuck me for free.

I havent slept with the guy next to me because i dont find him attractive even though he simps for me. A guy with more money fucked me for free because hes young and hot. Thats just how it works

[Anonymous No.50089758]

>>50088940
This is her face in that first photo. Why would Bezos choose such a monster?

[Anonymous No.50089771]

>>50089726
How much are you paid to shill here?

[Anonymous No.50089781]

>>50088950
Brad Pitt is better but DiCaprio did gangs of New York, the departed, Django, and wolf of Wall Street after titanic
I did like the beach, pre-titanic but his best came after
You must be on crack

[Anonymous No.50089821]

>>50089663
money can buy you a bigger dick..?
also it's not what its cracked up to be unless you like foreplay and slappers.
but having to go slow every single time you want to smash is worse than blue balls.

[Anonymous No.50089846]

>>50089745
women will fuck women.
penis has got little to do with it..
bish is that horny and rejects you.. it's likely that you smell. either your breath or your intimate odour.. unless you really cant keep you mouth shut..?

[Anonymous No.50089881]

>>50089846
we fucked and she came but she friendzoned me the next couple days. the look that crossed her face when i took my pants off nearly killed me

[Anonymous No.50089928]

>>50089745
How small are you? Mines on the low end of average (5.5) and I've never noticed any disappointment. My advice is to fuck Asian girls, they'll be used to it. My current gf is Asian and comes easily.

[Anonymous No.50089930]

>>50088940
DiCaprio is king of all chads. Even goat like Tom Brady has to wait for DiCaprio’s leftovers

[Anonymous No.50089945]

>>50089881
if you want to do a demo thread, hit the things that actually matter, not what you think will matter to people.

most small guys have no idea that theyre that small, all the products come in that size and every girl theyve been close with has told the standard lie "no anon, it's big for me".

so hit them where it hurts. who and what they are. not what insecurities they have about their body, thats women and tranny tier insecurity shit.
i know i have fucked teeth as an example. it doesnt phase me. i wont get them fixed.
but if you have a dig at who and what i am, that will cut me to the core. absolute ribbons.

[Anonymous No.50089990]

>>50089928
5" length, 3.5" girth
a korean girl aughed in my face about how small it is. that was the last time i tried before this most recent attempt. maybe i'm demoralized but it's hard not to be.

[Anonymous No.50090009]

>>50089945
i'm not trying to demo, this is my fucking life dude

[Anonymous No.50090053]

>>50090009
then are you into humiliation as a kink?
because youre cringe and pathetic but i dont feel sympathy.

[Anonymous No.50090093]

I hate that I know who any of those people are

[Anonymous No.50090163]

>>50089990
Damn that's cold. 5" is smallish but its far from micro penis status, kinda surprised how bad of a reaction you're getting. You sure you're being honest with us anon?

[Anonymous No.50090190]

>>50088975
bezos' wife

[Anonymous No.50090201]

>>50089309
isn't that pic irrefutable evidence that that just isn't the case?

[Anonymous No.50090523]

>>50088950

[Anonymous No.50090564]

>>50089747
You are a bad person if this isn't some deranged tranny fantasy.

[Anonymous No.50090591]

>>50088950
brad pitt is just an asshole chad who plays himself lol. at least leo tries to absorb himself into the roles that he does

[Anonymous No.50090627]

>>50090564
It’s a tranny
Women don’t fuck guys because they’re “young” unless they’re cougars
That’s a dude, larping as a female
Who drives a mclaren, and what girl even knows what that is? 100% larp

[Anonymous No.50090651]

>>50089714
you have no idea how effective it really is

[Anonymous No.50090799]

>>50089209
Jeff Bezos - 100 Billion
Dicaprio - 100 million
(You) - 100 eth

Okay champ

[Anonymous No.50090841]

>>50090163
isnt 5 average?

[Anonymous No.50090859]

>>50089990
According to the team's analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.Mar 3, 2015

literally the average male? whats wrong?

[Anonymous No.50090891]

>>50090564
>>50090627
He has a portfolio of cars, and of course i know what a fucking mcclaren is. I regularly get fucked out by successful men. Most are old, and unattractive. Its rare to meet a millionaire under 30.

I'll make a thread, and you better give me some you's, im bored.

[Anonymous No.50091015]

>>50090564
Also why tf am i a bad person? Everyone gets what they want. Old guy gets company, young guy gets sex, i get all my needs met financially and physically.

I havent lied to anyone, everyone is happy.

[Anonymous No.50091102]

>>50091015
inspiring, you're a great person and I would love to simp for you babe. This is the average western woman lads, take it all in.

[Anonymous No.50091126]

>>50091102
>average

Prick

[Anonymous No.50091135]

>>50091015
If you concede that you are in fact a prostitute that trades her body for money, then it’s fair game

[Anonymous No.50091144]

>>50088950
DiCaprio bangs hot 20 year olds, Pitt cucked himself by raising some jungle monkey's nigglet crotchspawn.

[Anonymous No.50091154]

>>50090891
Post pics as proof

[Anonymous No.50091192]

>>50091126
I mean you're probably a dude baiting, but if you're not then yeah that's literally the average behavior which all mainstream media and institutions promote for women: Being a complete degenerate and justifying it with ridiculous mental gymnastics, then being depressed and not knowing why at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.50091242]

>>50091135
Im not a prostitute, i don't ask for money. If they offer it why would i say no? But i dont walk the streets wtf

>>50091154
Start a thread and I'll post proof. Otherwise no because i wont get any yous in this dead thread

>>50091192
Im depressed because of different reasons. I want a dog, and i cant because the tenancy wont let me. I want children but no one is suitable and ive got time, but i still feel... idk i feel something to have kids. Hard to explain. Also i hate my job, i hate admin. I just want to sit on a beach.

And its hard competing with other women, mcclaren guy has 4 gfs and wants me as a 5th, so he's gonna add me to the whatsapp group, i met one other irl and she was nice. But need to he on my A game. I havent eaten in two days because i cant let myself get fat.

So yeah i do what i have to to survive, and you judge me because you hate success and you hate seeing others happy or even trying

[Anonymous No.50091256]

>>50091242
kek pretty good bait anon

[Anonymous No.50091264]

>>50090859
It's cute that some men still believe that an average dick is enough to satisfy a woman.

[Anonymous No.50091271]

>>50090591
i dunno he did a good turn in snatch

[Anonymous No.50091273]

>>50088940
For me its Kurt and Fred Ward, RIP.

[Anonymous No.50091283]

>>50091242
yeah ok this is bait.

[Anonymous No.50091284]

>>50091273
Forgot pict.

[Anonymous No.50091295]

>>50091242
I know this is probably a larp but if not it’s very strange to be able to read accounts of someones life that is somehow even more pathetic than the shut-in incels who usually post. At least you’re not a drug addict, yet

[Anonymous No.50091317]

>>50091284

[Anonymous No.50091329]

>>50089278

You were excited to meet a terrible author? I wouldn't have admitted that to anybody.

[Anonymous No.50091358]

>>50091295
This isnt a legitimate post, you just want to teer down others

[Anonymous No.50091360]

>>50091102
Most women, while in their prime, exclusively fuck good looking men and use rich, 7-figure-in-the-bank bluepilled men as walking ATMs. Money can get you everything but it can't produce the natural desire for women to want you and love you, that's reserved for top tier men with top tier genetics. Alpha fucks and beta bucks, anon. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.50091370]

>>50090891

more or less successful entrepreneur reporting in.
you can't be blamed for that. as wagies we all get fucked anyways, does it really make a big difference if someone literally gets laid or gotta work his ass of for their boss?
It's fine if you can reconcile it with your conscience, just don't catch any crappy disease.

[Anonymous No.50091422]

>>50091295
>>50091192
>her life is pathetic because she only fucks men with money and good genetics
All women are like that, anon. The sooner you realize it the better.

[Anonymous No.50091468]

>>50088950
>Brad Pitt much better
Hi, Bezos

[Anonymous No.50091478]

>>50091422
Yeah thanks I'm not bluepilled I'm aware.

[Anonymous No.50091486]

>>50088940
He was so beautiful. Like a renaissance statue come to life.

[Anonymous No.50091500]

>>50091422
Except my mum
Shes a saint

[Anonymous No.50091504]

>>50091360
It feels a bit crude when you put it like this. Like im sold cold psychopath. Im really not, i cant force myself to love someone. I can grow to care for them, and appreciate what they do for me though.

>>50091370
Yeah im getting a home sti test today, i want to be really careful. I hate waging, im not built for it, im not built for the office, im a lady of leisure. Im built for laying in bed and going to salons. And I'll do almost anything for that lifestyle. Also how successful are you?

>>50091486
Very very handsome

[Anonymous No.50091506]

>>50091422
everyone would prefer a rich spouse over a poor one, but most people have an ounce of self-respect so they dont let it get to the point where they esssentially become actual prostitutes like the femanon ITT. and yes, she is a prostitute, but she is still at a point where she is tricking herself into thinking she’s not to preserve some self-esteem

[Anonymous No.50091508]

>>50089694
Based and truth

[Anonymous No.50091525]

>>50091504
>Like im sold cold psychopath
same, tried to make myself believe I could function normally but theres no point, people wouldn't know the diff anyway.

[Anonymous No.50091532]

>>50091504
Can you pls stfu
No one cares about you're crappy blog

[Anonymous No.50091597]

>>50091506
Im NOT having sex with the actual guy who keeps me. 1. I dont judge others for sex work but its an insult to insinuate im a prostitute. 2. He wants me to move in with him, and quit my job but i cant, i like my independence too much.

So im actually NOT using this guy, when i could. Whatever, i dont need to justify myself, im bored out my brain on this site, im so hungry you have no idea i want to cry. Its a lot easier being a man, just dont be ugly, be confident, make money. Its less stress. Im stressed all the time lol

[Anonymous No.50091650]

>>50091597
Prostitutes get offered stable relationships and marriage from their simp clients all the time, but usually refuse because they figure it's more lucrative to stay in the market. Stop lying to yourself and either embrace your life as an upper class prostitute until you hit the wall in your 30s or change path in life if you are not comfortable being a disposable fucktoy for the lonely and rich

[Anonymous No.50091667]

>>50091597

>Its a lot easier being a man, just dont be ugly, be confident, make money. Its less stress. Im stressed all the time lol

Well why don't you do that instead of this?

[Anonymous No.50091732]

>>50090651
Yeah, at getting a jail cell and a restraining order lmao