/GME/ - Office Kagamin Edition

[Anonymous No.50077778]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50072474

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.50077800]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50077778
oof by one

[Anonymous No.50077802]

>>50077778
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,226.976B, 98P = 22.724B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,329.743B (ATH), 108P = 21.572B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.50077813]

Kenneth Griffin, you have no yil

[Anonymous No.50077822]

>>50077778
I knew you were fishing for those digies. Nice try though.

[Anonymous No.50077871]

Hypothetically speaking, if the Federal Reserve were shorting particular stocks, would this show up in the currency markets?

[Anonymous No.50077878]

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50077800
>>50077822
Checkies.

[Anonymous No.50077883]

>>50077778
So close

[Anonymous No.50077897]

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50077778
>
Thanks for baking!

[Anonymous No.50077900]

>>50077778
>>50077802
ITS NOT COMFY WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE

[Anonymous No.50077935]

Whenever GME diverges from SPY, it inverses the dollar. This is an inverse dxy chart overlaid with spy and gme.

[Anonymous No.50077945]

>>50077900
he's late because waiting for/scripting digits

[Anonymous No.50077946]

>>50077800 Checked
>>50077822 Checked
>>50077883
>

[Anonymous No.50077964]

horny

[Anonymous No.50078017]

GME follows the market for the most part, but inverses the dollar when it doesn't. You can see the flip happening here.
>follows spy
>diverges
>follows the inverse dxy (inverse dollar)
hypothetically speaking, what would it look like if the fed were shorting stocks?

[Anonymous No.50078022]

>>50077945
who fucking cares pajeet literally what does it change currylord

[Anonymous No.50078062]

>>50078022
I give no fucks, just replying to >>50077900

[Anonymous No.50078079]

I will let anons suck my dick if it starts MOASS, I’ll take one for the team

[Anonymous No.50078088]

>>50078062
>>50077900
Well, fuck both of you

[Anonymous No.50078115]

Some historical examples. Inverse dxy tracks closer to gamestop than the market does. Movements where we diverge from the market show up in the currency markets.

[Anonymous No.50078120]

>>50077945
>>50078062
>>50078088

[Anonymous No.50078124]

>>50078088
u mad bro?

[Anonymous No.50078137]

How gamestop appreciates corporate employees

[Anonymous No.50078144]

>>50077900
Whining about the baker at the end of every thread: truly the worst poster.

[Anonymous No.50078191]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50078218]

>>50078115
Weird, yeah I see what you mean. Imagine if the fucking Fed is shorting Gamestop against the dollar because of how huge the market implosion will be when (but in their minds if) MOASS happens

If that is the case we'll need to convert cash to hard assets immediately after the squeeze because the dollar will become worthless very quickly

[Anonymous No.50078223]

>>50078137
That’s disgusting

[Anonymous No.50078277]

>>50078218
>after the squeeze
See this is where you lose me. My hard asset that I’m holding on to is GME shares, why would I get rid of those for dollars?

[Anonymous No.50078286]

>>50078218
We must focus assets on improving the efficiency of the economy, to prolong hyperinflation as long as possible.


Nuclear power, ALL open source consumer goods, medical products, and computer software products for a start. Everything 3d printed, standardized.

[Anonymous No.50078289]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50078298]

>>50078277
Because Gmerican Pounds will replace the dollar

[Anonymous No.50078302]

>>50078137
That's a hardworking cat.

[Anonymous No.50078330]

29 minutes until AH announcement. I am speaking it into existence

[Anonymous No.50078361]

>>50078277
Scenario one;
>hold GME
>squeeze happens, 1,000,000%+ gains
>sell near top
>stock devalues by a few orders of magnitude, still a good value stock
>buy back in at a lower price and hold indefinitely for organic appreciation

Scenario two
>hold GME
>squeeze happens, 1,000,000%+ gains
>"MUH NEVER SELLING"
>hold all the way down after the squeeze
>still make money but exponentially less than scenario 1

You do you but there's only one objective correct answer here

[Anonymous No.50078404]

>>50078361
>hold all the way down
I don’t think you understand. If the stag hunt is real, there is no “way down.” The squeeze could literally never end
4:20PM by the way. Get ready to WAGSO

[Anonymous No.50078409]

>>50078286
all of that is the most inefficient way possible. did I miss a joke in here? might as well just say "go full cambodia and make people work at gunpoint"

[Anonymous No.50078412]

It would be nice if there was an announcement today or tomorrow. Then we would have the best 4th of July weekend ever!

[Anonymous No.50078428]

>>50078361
It’s an infinite squeeze fren. The stock will never devalue without some kind of intervention.

[Anonymous No.50078467]

So we're unofficially officially in a recession now?

[Anonymous No.50078479]

Now pro life campaigners have some free time how do I get them to protest outside GameStop

[Anonymous No.50078502]

>>50078467
We've been in one for atleast 6 months no matter what the talking heads have claimed

[Anonymous No.50078514]

>>50078218
I'm not accepting a trade for dollars, I don't like dollars.

[Anonymous No.50078515]

>>50078404
>>50078428
you guys know that isn't possible without locking 100% of the float in Computershare.... right? it's gonna happen way before we get that far. the infinite squeeze is just a reddit meme. do what you want with your own money though, it's no skin off my back if you're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.50078533]

>>50078361
>Changing a piece of Gamestop, which will be interchangable with loopring and therefore stakable, and represent the basis of the new economy for Fed-printed dollars in their last 5 years of existence
ngmi
You dont understand the real meaning of never selling

[Anonymous No.50078552]

>>50078515
you care a lot for someone who doesn't care

[Anonymous No.50078556]

>>50078515
My plan was always to exit at $100k per share. If it goes into the millions then good for Reddit.

[Anonymous No.50078564]

>>50078218
I thought we were all gonna buy crypto and stocks since everyone was getting a bailout post-MOASS. No way these businesses are going anywhere after all. They can always come take your gold, but they'll have to make you tell them your keys to steal your crypto right?

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50078577]

>50078515
You’re a fucking retard. The math already makes infinity essentially a certainty add the prospect of a greedy stag hunt and it becomes impossible not to be infinite. Drs or not. Nice try though.

[Anonymous No.50078583]

>>50078502
Yeah, but that was just effectively and unofficially.
Now with the supposed suppressed reality of negative gdp growth predictions, does it become unofficially officially?
Ie, are we officially in a recession, but unofficially, as opposed to only effectively being in a recession but officially being in inflation times.
This makes sense when you think about it properly. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.50078585]

>>50078556
>... then good for Reddit

[Anonymous No.50078598]

>>50078564
Personally, I'm preordering 6,000,000 copies of cooking mama and cancelling them whenever I need liquidity.

[Anonymous No.50078607]

>>50078515
I plan to sell 1-2 shares to cover my $10k principal. If I fuck the rest up then at least I will have gotten my initial investment back.

[Anonymous No.50078633]

>>50078556
Why would you sell all of your shares at once instead of slowly over time?

[Anonymous No.50078660]

>>50078598
kek

[Anonymous No.50078663]

>>50078515
maybe it won't be an infinity squeeze in terms of reaching a trillion a share or whatever but there will be enough interest in it to keep the price grossly inflated like with tesla and the they could issue more shares to cement their valuation

[Anonymous No.50078668]

Today's price action, dxy on the left / inverse dxy on the right. It is uncanny. We flipped from short dollar in the morning to long dollar in the afternoon, maybe less significant because we followed spy closely today, but it happens at pretty much all time intervals on our stock whereas the market actually deviates from the dollar market at times.

[Anonymous No.50078679]

It's never happening is it
And it's gonna take a CERN activation to moass

Luckily July 5th 2022 4pm it actives
Better put on those big FREN big boy pants it's about to get FUCKING WACKY

[Eemji No.50078722]

still comfy holding
wagmi frens


>>50077778
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
just off by 1.... Damn that suck.
>>50077800
Checked Yillé

[Anonymous No.50078741]

>>50078585
KEK

>>50078633
I'm perfectly happy with $42+ million.

Again, if it goes above $100k, no complaints from me.

[Anonymous No.50078756]

Retail Lite, how bad are things really for you right now?

We've got 5 red days in a row now for this Fucking stock. Your well below 50% off your 52 week high now. There doesn't appear to be any sign of your Kek, "Stock Dividend". AMC outperformed your Fucking stock today. Again. It looks like a lot of holders are now selling to dollar cost average downwards. DRS has failed. All around all I see is tired faces of holders that just want it to be over now. The Shill posting in these threads has severely started to drop off now. RC almost looks like he is now checked out from day to day GME stuff, seems concerned about his BBBY holdings getting Fucking crushed. NFTs look like they are poised to fail now.

Hepcats, it's not looking good when you are getting Fucking DUNKED ON every single day now!

[Anonymous No.50078757]

>>50077778
I remain confident of this: I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.

[Anonymous No.50078758]

>>50078598
I’m convinced that the original Bank of GameStop post was the AI conditioning us for what was to come
>>50078668
Am rarted, does this mean someone is using the fucking dollar itself to keep GME suppressed? Insanely bullish if true

[Anonymous No.50078759]

>>50078598
thats the spirit
>it'll help with the quarterlies at least

[Anonymous No.50078785]

>>50078756
Dunkie ...

[Anonymous No.50078795]

>>50078741
post hand

[Anonymous No.50078810]

[Anonymous No.50078853]

>>50078810
>DUDES ITS LITERALLY LIKE IN MY MOVIES
why do they do this....

[Anonymous No.50078872]

>>50078079
Can I hook your dick up to a cow milking machine after moass?

[Anonymous No.50078886]

>>50078741
>Not being greedy when given this historic opportunity.
I shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.50078920]

>>50078409
Shill cries out in pain as he strikes you.

How DARE you want energy I can't sell you, or products you produce at home instead of sold from my shop!

[Anonymous No.50078921]

>>50078853
baked
every time
but its true art is based on minecraft after all

[Anonymous No.50078924]

>>50078872
>that’s an actual thing

[Anonymous No.50078927]

>>50078795
Black Canadian here.

>>50078886
I'm just eager to leave the wage cage. Even though I work in the Canadian oil sands making six figures a year.

[Anonymous No.50078932]

Where’s that CLF fag at? What happened to his steel super cycle looks like it’s down 56% from peak kek. No wonder that guy doesn’t announce himself anymore in these threads

[Anonymous No.50078969]

>>50078927
25% bf based on wrist. Disgusting

[Anonymous No.50078977]

>>50078758
>does it mean someone is using the dollar as a hedge
I don't really have proof, this just seems like incredibly bizarre behavior for a stock though. Our stock follows the dollar markets much closer than stock indices do. The federal reserve was indirectly begging for congress to give them the authority to shortsell stocks earlier in the year, I'm just bringing up the possibility.

[Anonymous No.50078997]

it's not going back to 350 is it?

[Anonymous No.50079011]

>>50078927
>needle
>cringey mouse & keyboard
>shitty headphones
>nigger

ngmi

[Anonymous No.50079018]

>>50078997
It's going to blast past that, frien.

[Anonymous No.50079051]

[Anonymous No.50079080]

>>50079011
Mini screwdriver for my glasses, actually.

423+ shares.

Sorry, but I'm gonna' make it.

[Anonymous No.50079081]

>>50078997
Nope. Fucking nope MotherFucker! It might be going to 35 though Kek!

[Anonymous No.50079096]

>>50078927
Get some lotion my nigga. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.50079101]

>>50079081
Dunkie I'm waiting

[Anonymous No.50079106]

>>50079051
>casting a line with dunkbait

[Anonymous No.50079116]

>>50078927
100k per is a severe lowball my African American. You deserve much more for reparations than the rest of us here. personally I’m selling 1 share at 100k to get it out of my system then 20 share increments every 250k increase. That would tap me out at about 2.5m, but I’m saving 10 shares for infinity.

[Anonymous No.50079121]

>>50079096
Just flew my back home from work, frien!

[Anonymous No.50079156]

>>50078927
Also take this down you’ve got an acc# on screen or something.
>SOXRRM710A

[Anonymous No.50079176]

>>50079156
That's a Snap-on part number I wrote down. Not an acc.

[Anonymous No.50079210]

>>50078920
So you're saying that you want everyone to 3d print products for themselves at home using nuclear energy given to them for free using filament they didn't buy from a shop...

You're larping as a cringe redditor and telling blackanadaian anon he deserves reparations or some shit aren't you?

[Anonymous No.50079235]

>>50079176
Ok just making sure you’re not leaking shit. I’ve seen it happen before here lol. In fact not even uncommon. Someone posted a text chat w computershare and their entire account # was legible

[Anonymous No.50079236]

[Anonymous No.50079268]

>>50078722 Checked
a

>>50079236
kek dunkies

[Anonymous No.50079304]

>>50078785
you have tried to seduce dunk poster for over a year now. At what point does it become sexual harrasment

[Anonymous No.50079326]

>>50078921
CHHE CHADS ! WE'RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

[Anonymous No.50079335]

>>50079304
I guess Dunkie needs to report anon to the 4chan HR department. About time they got off their asses and did something; I hear they get paid some 300% more than jannies.

[Anonymous No.50079372]

>at least one (1) Celsiusnigger posted "kek baggies" in one of these generals.
kek

[Anonymous No.50079396]

>>50078115
This is the TA I am here for. Just went all in

[Anonymous No.50079408]

>>50079326
JAAAAAIIIILLL BREAK!!!

[Anonymous No.50079424]

>>50079080
WTF are you doing here Mental Outlaw?

[Anonymous No.50079429]

>>50078853
Lack of original thought. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.50079441]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.50079483]

Inshallah, buy low and don't look at stock market.
Always green if I dream ez

[Anonymous No.50079493]

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1542607054333833216

[Anonymous No.50079496]

>>50077945
You complain about the baker scripting for digits every thread and I bet you're the tranny that tries to get them banned constantly too. At this point I hope you're a janny as well because holy shit imagine being so OBSESSED with something so irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.50079500]

>>50078361
I trust Rain Cone more than I trust USD and I don't trust any human.

[Anonymous No.50079518]

>>50079493

[Anonymous No.50079543]

>>50079518
He's coming for BBBY

[Anonymous No.50079583]

Hepcats...

The market cap of BBBY is less than 400 million now. The stock is almost 40% shorted now! It would be Mad easy to drive off the shorts! Ryan Cohen needs your Fucking help!

[Anonymous No.50079597]

>>50078404
>The squeeze could literally never end
I have about 20% of my 750ish shares DRSed for that possibility that I don't intend to sell, I just don't think it's likely.

>4:20PM by the way

>>50078564
50%+ of my WAGMI gains are going into real estate, the rest will be put into highly speculative positions like crypto.
neat

>>50079496
wasn't a complaint, I genuinely don't give a fuck, I was giving an explanation to the retard bitching about the baker taking too long. Need to calm down, all that salt isn't good for your heart

[Anonymous No.50079607]

>>50077778
PUMPED
AND
DUMPED

[Anonymous No.50079656]

>>50079500
prove you are not an AI, right now

[Anonymous No.50079700]

>>50079518
>kiwi detected
Can you tell us if moass has happened yet?

[Anonymous No.50079701]

>>50079656
This is a good point you are making friend. I understand your arguments but I don't think they are backed with enough resources and can't yet agree with them. Further research is merited.

[Anonymous No.50079750]

Where have the shills gone? Funny how the log off bang on market close

[Anonymous No.50079765]

>>50079518
No but I have it on good authority that it's happening tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50079775]

Well guys a couple weeks ago I told you I finally took the leap and applied to my first job that would use my shitty degree and I got the job. I am now a healthcare recruiter and will be specifically helping pediatrics. Thanks to all the anons who wished me luck. Gonna finally get a chance to get an xxx stack and have a career to distract me till moass.

[Anonymous No.50079788]

>>50079765
how can it be happening tomorrow when it's happening Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.50079792]

>>50079765
Meant for>>50079700
Sorry I was raised by sheep

[Anonymous No.50079796]

>>50079518
>Brave browser

[Anonymous No.50079819]

>no moona in joona

[Anonymous No.50079822]

>>50079765
it's not tomorrow because it's not today yet.

[Anonymous No.50079827]

>>50079775
Grats, fren!

[Anonymous No.50079833]

>>50079796
I like to earn BAT reward tokens. It's like they pay me to browse! Plus they filter ads and load pages faster, saving me time.

Truely the best browser on the market!

[Anonymous No.50079837]

>>50079792
By “tomorrow” do you mean Friday? I’m stuck in the past sometime around 5PM

[Anonymous No.50079843]

>>50079819
>moon fly by in july
it's coming fren

[Anonymous No.50079856]

>>50079765
I have it on good authority that your gonna Fucking get absolutely WRECKED and DUNKED ON tomorrow! When we're through with you you gonna be setting trash barrels on fire to stay warm.

[Anonymous No.50079862]

>50079597
>I complain about the same stupid and pointless thing almost every thread and respond to every (You) b-but you're the obsessed salty n-nerd!

It's always a mistake to come on these threads just before and after North American wage slave hours. Between BitchAboutBakerBoy here and an active Dunkie this thread is extremely uncomfy atm. I'll be back after the faggots have finished unwinding from their wage cage jobs by seething on here and have to go make them and their fat girlfriends ramen supper. The neets and Indians will be waking up soon and real comfy hours will begin. See you in an hour or two comfy sirs.

[Anonymous No.50079866]

>>50079843
I like it

[Anonymous No.50079877]

>>50079856
I already set trash barrels on fire.

[Anonymous No.50079888]

Kek! Haven't heard much DRS shilling lately, wondering if those Cats ever gonna come back around. Where the Fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.50079928]

>>50079888
At this point everyone who was going to DRS has done so with as many shares as they're willing to.

[Anonymous No.50079936]

>>50079888

[Anonymous No.50079968]

we wagmi?

[Anonymous No.50079972]

>>50079936
this chart looks really unnatural

[Anonymous No.50080006]

>50079888
Frens, why is Dunkie so obsessed with getting (you)s? Is he okay?

[Anonymous No.50080023]

>>50079856
sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.50080060]

Kek hoodies.

[Anonymous No.50080063]

Ryan is more worried about his BBBY bags than his investors.

[Anonymous No.50080133]

>>50080063
Yup, yup he is.

[Anonymous No.50080143]

A lot of Cats are starting to hype Jumia now!

[Anonymous No.50080158]

>>50080060
>Buying fractals
>Ever
>mfw

>50080063
Thank you for your concern over my financial well-being.

[Anonymous No.50080163]

>>50079656
No.

[Anonymous No.50080178]

isn't the GME bagholding cult meant to meet on reddit

[Anonymous No.50080218]

>>50080178
Why my peanus wenus of course!

MY PEANUS WEANUS HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50080226]

man... $120 again huh. You can tell they dumped a shitload of crypto to get us there.

[Anonymous No.50080326]

>>50079750
The night shift takes a little while to get here.

[Anonymous No.50080352]

>>50080326
It seems like the night shift logs on literally in the middle of the night when barely anyone is here. I almost feel bad for them.

[Anonymous No.50080366]

>>50080178
Yeah but they got booted from all but like 1 subreddit because Cats were tired of their constant shilling.

[Anonymous No.50080385]

[Anonymous No.50080398]

I'm not going to DRS a single share
LOL

[Anonymous No.50080420]

>>50080385
Thanks for looking out for my bags Jimmy

[Anonymous No.50080423]

>>50080398
BASED

[Anonymous No.50080468]

>>50080398
May the blessing of MOASS shine down on you sir.

[Anonymous No.50080524]

>>50080398

[Anonymous No.50080620]

>DBvOmXub
>Being this obsessed
Sad, really

[Anonymous No.50080667]

>>50080385
>Smart move!
buying BBBY puts tomorrow. Wait.. that's probably what he wants.
Buying more GME tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50080668]

So a pajeet moves from Bombay to the USA to write shitty code that crashes airplanes. His life is going well until after about six months he starts to feel worn out and lethargic.
He goes to a pajeet doctor who tells him, "cure is wery simple. Get a bucket, shit in de bucket, piss on the shit. Den put your face ower de bucket and breathe de fumes for ten minutes."
Pajeet goes home and does as he's told. When he wakes up, he feels as good as new. He calls up the doctor and asks how he knew the cure would work. The doctor says, "Oh, it's wery simple. You were just homesick."

[Anonymous No.50080696]

Wow we're actually green today.

[Anonymous No.50080702]

>>50079543
This nigga gonna be Chairman of the meme basket and DUNK on the hedgies.

[Anonymous No.50080704]

>>50080668
Good one

[Anonymous No.50080749]

>>50080468
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.50080767]

>>50079877
>MGAYW

[Anonymous No.50080803]

Kek. We’re currently green. I love this stock.

[Anonymous No.50080855]

>>50080667
Check the date, this was when RC originally bought in. As usual, it cratered after Cramer stuck his nose in.
>j00 id

[Anonymous No.50080883]

>>50079775
Good job you fucking bitch I have applied to several places but I really don't want to stopped being a NEET

[Anonymous No.50080888]

If MOASS doesn't happen tomorrow, I will press a button that will destroy the entire world! TICK TOCK HEDGIES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50080904]

idk how many of you are familiar with fractal theory, flatline theory, and critical margin theory, but it seems like we just entered a tighter threshold.

Everything seems to be lining up (pun intended)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vo83qu/comment/iebfxhh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[Anonymous No.50080906]

>>50079822
Tomorrow is not today yet. Right now it's not right now

[Anonymous No.50080926]

>>50080888
Holy shit. You better do what the man with the trips says.

[Anonymous No.50080933]

>>50080888
AAAAHHHHHHH THOSE DIGITS MEAN BUSINESS

[Anonymous No.50080944]

>>50080926

[Anonymous No.50080946]

>>50079862
Bitch About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst

[Anonymous No.50080968]

>>50080667
Proud of my frens

[Anonymous No.50080970]

Damn, $646.75 for a 10 pc Metric Flank Drive® Plus Reversible Ratcheting Combination Wrench Set? This nigga really thinks he's gonna wagmi, huh.

[Anonymous No.50081061]

>>50077778
Is GME drunk at the wheel, after hours? Wtf?

[Anonymous No.50081083]

HURRRRAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50081085]

>>50081061
No this is the beginning of moass. It could start tomorrow or Monday.

[Anonymous No.50081101]

>>50081083
I love it when the those headline algos have no choice but to say stuff like that. Wragmi.

[Anonymous No.50081109]

>>50081061
post an image if you're gonna say some dumb shit

spy did that thing AH tho

[Anonymous No.50081126]

>>50080143
Isn't Citron only him? Didn't he write this tweet?

[Anonymous No.50081138]

>>50080906
When will now be then for it to be now?

[Anonymous No.50081146]

>>50081083
Do NPCs look at these headlines and not begin to question things? Or as soon as they see GameStop in the headline do they roll their eyes and think "not that dying brick and mortar video game store again."

[Anonymous No.50081151]

>>50080970
I own those, both sets.. regrets.
My box was 24k.. fuck snap on.

[Anonymous No.50081166]

>>50081109
>nothing to see here hehehehe

[Anonymous No.50081185]

>>50081109
Doing some Fucking price discovery After Hours! We're gunna find the True value of this Fucking stock!!!

[Anonymous No.50081191]

>>50081138
Whenever now is yesterday. Some time soon

[Anonymous No.50081261]

>>50081146
NPCs are not able to roll their eyes

[Anonymous No.50081267]

>>50081166
>>50081185
It dropped to $354.11 from $376.84 on a 1 min candle.
Lowest it's been since April 2020.
VIX is a joke and everything is about to crumble.

Verification required and really challenging this time.

[Anonymous No.50081293]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.50081296]

>>50080970
>>50081151
first off
>buying snap on
ngmi. go to harbor freight to buy regular shit like that.
also
>not buying swivel heads
double ngmi. pathetic.

[Anonymous No.50081314]

A $1.5 red candle on 12 shares anon

[Anonymous No.50081321]

>>50081267
Nothing of GOOG, AAPL or META. GME dipped a little though.

WAGMI so fucking hard I might shit a little.

[Anonymous No.50081328]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

[Anonymous No.50081334]

>>50081146
I spent an hour and thirty minutes explaining market mechanics and GME to a lady friend recently. She pointed out that she noticed the "forget gamestop" rhetoric when it was strongest, but she literally disregarded GME as a result. Sometimes people legitimately have too much stuff to deal with to forfeit time to understanding headline fine print

[Anonymous No.50081337]

>>50081126
Why are you Fucking doing this? You know he has a whole firm!

[Anonymous No.50081344]

>>50081293
WAGMI fren, keep calm

[Anonymous No.50081348]

[Anonymous No.50081352]

>>50081109
Massive negative spy AH usually means GME will moon sometime within the next few trading days

[Anonymous No.50081364]

>>50081334
you talk to girls?

[Anonymous No.50081365]

>>50081334
>I spent an hour and thirty minutes explaining market mechanics and GME to a lady friend recently
yikes

[Anonymous No.50081387]

>>50081296
Only thing that Snap on do well are their amazing battery power tools. Way better than everything else on the market.

[Anonymous No.50081391]

>>50081267
A 6.2%ish drop in a minute is perfectly fine, why do you worry ser??? If concerned, I would sell your GME and redeem instead.

[Anonymous No.50081403]

>>50081334
>I spent an hour and thirty minutes explaining market mechanics and GME to a lady friend recently
my brother in christ. YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES

[Anonymous No.50081407]

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.50081409]

>>50081334
>Damn that is a lot!!
Kek that reads like the classic "I'm only pretending to sound like I'm interested when really I don't care at all and I don't want to offend you"

[Anonymous No.50081414]

>>50081364
Girls don't exist anon, they're just a conspiracy by big tranny

[Anonymous No.50081422]

>>50081407

chicken tender sub, pita chips, and some buffalo chicken dip please

[Anonymous No.50081426]

>>50081146
NPCs don't even see stock headlines. They don't even know GME exists.

[Anonymous No.50081429]

>>50081407
squeeze pweeze for my peenus weanus of course!

hahahahahahahah!

[Anonymous No.50081464]

Jesus Christ. Buttcorn is going 12k soon.

[Anonymous No.50081466]

Kek baggies!

Sorry, I mean "future billionaires."

[Anonymous No.50081486]

>>50081466
Dont forget to put some Respec' on that, pleb

[Anonymous No.50081499]

>>50081387
Negative. Anybody that needs pro level tools and has half a brain buys Milwaukee, and for good reason.

[Anonymous No.50081502]

>>50081466
When I'm a billionaire and everyone asks me what I did to make my fortune I'm going to tell them "I'm a baggie'.

[Anonymous No.50081511]

Kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.50081516]

>>50081407
The support of a genetically or culturally homogenous, high-trust community. Or a cat. I would like a cat.

[Anonymous No.50081524]

>>50081466
Your apology is accepted. Learn from this mistake next time.

[Anonymous No.50081525]

>>50081502
The zoomers and boomers are going to hate gen x and millennials even more.

[Anonymous No.50081530]

>>50081466
I'm going to take my billion dollars and buy a nuclear warhead to glass your whole shit handed country, Sanjay

[Anonymous No.50081535]

>>50081466
prove it won't run. you can't.

[Anonymous No.50081539]

>>50081407
GMEr drinks

[Anonymous No.50081541]

>>50081407
Ser, doo the needful and buy me some curry chips. Crypto continues to tank and I am a very hungry. They do not pay me much.

[Anonymous No.50081544]

>>50081525
Good, they stole our futures so they could go on vacation and never learn how to use technology.

[Anonymous No.50081547]

Sorta dramatic ah dip.. gay.

[Anonymous No.50081553]

>>50081334
kek
now she thinks you are a shizo. she will ghost you. enjoy your incel-life
(until MOASS)

[Anonymous No.50081560]

>>50081407
This poster is Ryan Cohen. I guarantee it

[Anonymous No.50081567]

after moass i plan on busking throughout different countries
wagmi frens, hope we moon soon

[Anonymous No.50081569]

>>50081553
I got ghosted a few months ago and it still kind of hurts, but I'm not sure why, because I didn't really like her that much personally, I just liked her phenotype. The male ego is a fragile thing.

[Anonymous No.50081571]

>>50078598
Absolutely based.
What's the furthest out pre-orders I can make?
I feel like buying an internal long position on GameStop as well as my market position.

[Anonymous No.50081618]

>>50081553
She’ll remember him after moass and regret it for the rest of her life.

[Anonymous No.50081619]

>>50081499
It was sarcasm. Snap on sucks, even their sockets of any variety are worse than Koken.

[Anonymous No.50081653]

[Anonymous No.50081668]

WHERES MY SPLIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50081688]

>>50081407
some of these, please

[Anonymous No.50081716]

SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT

[Anonymous No.50081727]

>>50081668
>>50081716
Every time you say "split" it gets delayed another 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.50081734]

>>50081618
true, true
as always

[Anonymous No.50081739]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50081742]

>>50081407
An announcement would be nice.
>I'll take a chicken tender sub

[Anonymous No.50081755]

>>50077778
>Y-you're telling me you actually invested in crypto?!
>b-baka baka

[Anonymous No.50081767]

>>50081727
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50081770]

>>50081727
A split would be nice but I'm really in it for the *splat*

[Anonymous No.50081772]

Cohen shot posted about South Park, you tweet astrologists went mad deciphering it like it was the Dead Sea scrolling, as if he had forward knowledge of GME price action. But all he really had to say was
>Walk like crab talk like people

[Anonymous No.50081784]

The GME short squeeze began on march 09 2022 (a Wednesday. Sorry guys).

[Anonymous No.50081814]

>>50081784
Hotgluechads winning again

[Anonymous No.50081865]

>>50078223
You certainly are a fag

[Anonymous No.50081871]

>>50081619
oh tru

[Anonymous No.50081904]

>>50078361
The squeeze will never end, it will have peaks but always with higher lows, I repeat the squeeze will never end.

[Anonymous No.50081910]

>>50081407
Suck my dick Cohen

[Anonymous No.50082003]

>>50081784

[Anonymous No.50082040]

>>50081109
What I'm seeing here is true price discovery.
>6/30/22
>The secret true price of the shit and piss 500 is $23 below reported value
I should start tracking these "glitches" and use them to plot the truth.
>>50081407
Some fresh squeezed orange juice please.
>>50081525
They can hate me all they want, as long as they give me all their money first.
>>50081569
I had a girl that ghosted me years ago pop up a few months back. Surprise surprise, she was on the rocks with her current bf and was looking for a new provider.
Sweet-talked her for a couple of weeks, then ghosted her just as hard as she did to me previously.
The male ego isn't fragile, it's constrained. If you allow yourself to react just as powerfully as you are acted upon, you will set yourself free.

[Anonymous No.50082088]

>>50080970
lol what the hell just get them off of aliexpress like a couple of bucks per wrench if you exploit new user bonus/coupons

[Anonymous No.50082108]

>>50081334
>Are supercars a good investment?
I hate journalists SO fucking much lads, go get a real job holy shit.

[Anonymous No.50082133]

PRANAV! ARE YOU HERE, SER?

[Anonymous No.50082149]

>>50081407
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.50082162]

>>50080883
Trust me anon I'd rather be living the neet life too. I just want moass to happen so I can go back to it. I want to get into forging because it looks fun, shoot guns all day, and cook all day.

[Anonymous No.50082189]

>>50081466
Everyone is gonna be a billionaire due to inflation.

[Anonymous No.50082233]

>>50082040
>If you allow yourself to react just as powerfully as you are acted upon, you will set yourself free.
What did Zyzz mean by this?

[Anonymous No.50082251]

>>50078514
catgirls are the only currency I will accept for my shares.

[Anonymous No.50082322]

Doubles and MOASS starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50082351]

>>50082322

[Anonymous No.50082358]

>>50082322
This makes my tomorrow the big tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50082402]

>>50082322

[Anonymous No.50082418]

Another house I had my heart set on got bought up

[Anonymous No.50082419]

>>50082322
doubles and moass never starts

[Anonymous No.50082441]

>>50082419
nice try faggot, and you would have needed better doubles or trips anyway

[Anonymous No.50082459]

>>50082441
no

[Anonymous No.50082472]

>>50082418
>buying a house before MOASS and the crash

You will be able to get that house for 75% less than what it sold for today at foreclosure auction in less than 8 months dude

[Anonymous No.50082490]

>>50082419
>>50082459
that's not how this works faggot

[Anonymous No.50082503]

>>50082322
Aw shiiieeeeet

[Anonymous No.50082519]

>>50082472
That's not the point, someone else is going to be living in it before me, I don't want no Whore house!

[Anonymous No.50082530]

>>50082490
no

[Anonymous No.50082540]

Why are you people still here?

[Anonymous No.50082549]

>>50082530
yes

[Anonymous No.50082550]

bros?
>>50080176

[Anonymous No.50082570]

>>50082549
delet

[Anonymous No.50082578]

>>50082540
>believing the numbers put out by institutions who will get blown up by this play

thanks for your input, 1pbtid, now fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.50082607]

>>50082578
Didn't Melvin go tits up? Isn't it ogre?

[Anonymous No.50082634]

>>50082607
A sacrificial lamb

[Anonymous No.50082647]

>>50082570
i lik teh kot

[Anonymous No.50082666]

>>50082540
what's crazy is that even the laundered numbers say 50% of the short volume is off exchange, i don't know what that means, but i'll pretend it's bullish because i can and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.50082722]

>>50082666
based satan getter

[Anonymous No.50082742]

>>50079101
You're probably my favorite poster. Thanks for your uncomfortable gay dunkie posting.

[Anonymous No.50082747]

>>50082322
Checked

[Anonymous No.50082783]

I hope the cern activation fucks shit up on the 5th on 4pm

[Anonymous No.50082840]

>>50082322

[Anonymous No.50082850]

>>50082783
that's my wife and I want to do gross things with her

[Anonymous No.50082852]

>>50082783
If it creates a black hole at least we can laugh at the hole swallowing the entire continent of Africa for a few minutes before it kills us next

[Anonymous No.50082882]

uhhhh.. bros? Why did the volume for shorted stocks drop like a cliff today when normie stocks all had usual volume?

is something... going to happen? I might lay down for a bit to process this and revisit the chart after a nap. I need to know this is not an error. Did gme volume break 1M today?

is it time? is it really time?

[Anonymous No.50082903]

>>50082882
I concur. There is definite trickery afoot.

[Anonymous No.50082918]

>>50081407
ham

[Anonymous No.50082921]

The Marketplace looks like hot garbage, why do people think it'll cause a bit price bump?

[Anonymous No.50082948]

>>50081407
Yea get me some pepsi and coke with that synomyx hek 293. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.50082960]

>>50082783
>>50082852
>>50082882

[Anonymous No.50082971]

>>50082882
what does this mean chartbro
share your thoughts and secrets

[Anonymous No.50082978]

>>50082882
Someone must have forgot to turn on the artificial volume algorithm this morning.

[Anonymous No.50082979]

>>50082322
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.50082983]

>>50082971
oh shit they got him

[Anonymous No.50083014]

>>50082882
>>50082903
>>50082960
>>50082971
>>50082978
>>50082983

[Anonymous No.50083019]

>>50082882
RIP in peace chart bro.

[Anonymous No.50083039]

chartbro if you took down that post intentionally let me know and I'll delete >>50083014

[Anonymous No.50083050]

>>50083019
what did he post?

[Anonymous No.50083055]

>>50083050
see
>>50083014

[Anonymous No.50083062]

>>50082882
>>50082882
>>50082882
so its tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50083090]

chartbro restart your software
looks like you're dropping packets

[Anonymous No.50083098]

>>50083062
>>50083014
>THE LINES MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[Anonymous No.50083110]

>>50083090
Yup looks like classic saturn 6th ring packet bounce.

[Anonymous No.50083118]

>>50083062
did he delete the data because he made an error or did they get to him?

[Anonymous No.50083120]

>>50083098
if liquidity really did completely fall off a cliff and it's not just a bug in chartbro's code it means the music just stopped

[Anonymous No.50083122]

>>50083050
That of the stocks he's been watching there's been a massive reduction in the amount of shares shorted today.

[Anonymous No.50083128]

>>50083055
thanks anon, nice dubs

[Anonymous No.50083136]

>>50083120

[Anonymous No.50083140]

>>50083118
he said he wanted to take another look at the data so he might've just deleted it until he could be sure. IIRC he codes all his own shit to spit out those charts. (here's a cap of his post >>50083014)

[Anonymous No.50083142]

>>50083120
>but I like music

[Anonymous No.50083154]

kek baggies
nothings gonna happen just letting you know right now
keep holding tho KEK

[Anonymous No.50083160]

>>50083120
>if liquidity really did completely fall off a cliff
so...a waterfall?

[Anonymous No.50083165]

>>50083160

[Anonymous No.50083185]

>>50083154
ok thanks that was the plan anyway

[Anonymous No.50083192]

Worried about you ChartBro! Post so we know the glowies didn't get you.

[Anonymous No.50083216]

>>50083110
Update SolarOS, probably missing new FlareProtect protocol patch

[Anonymous No.50083229]

>>50083199
>>50083199
>>50083199
Threaded.

>>50081755 Checked
Heh.

>>50082882 82882
>Did gme volume break 1M today?
I see 1,679,039 for the day's GME volume on my end.

>>50083160
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.50083240]

>>50083160

[Anonymous No.50083249]

>>50083140
lets see

[Anonymous No.50083274]

>50083154
>repeating the nothing will happen fud over and over again like it even worked the last 12412502 times
if nothing was going to happen you wouldnt be here ranjeesh

[Anonymous No.50083327]

>>50083122
No retard, in the volume of those shorted stocks.

[Anonymous No.50083551]

>>50083327
The interpretation is that the day's short volume has dropped massively.

[Anonymous No.50084435]

>>50082322
early moass... I like it.