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>> No.50073246

I'm getting BOILed alive.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>> No.50073249
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first for NIPPON BANZAI LONG YEN SHORT DOLLAR

>> No.50073260

MMOCHADS UNITE!

>> No.50073265

>>50073223
OSRS is ruined because it was meant to be vote only on changes but that is now out the window. Also I was too deep in the game to bother picking it back up again with average skill levels into the 70 and a quest cape.

>> No.50073269

YOU JUST RUN THEM OVER

>> No.50073271

>>50073246
OIL? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50073278

What’s the schizo case PT on SIGA?

>> No.50073288
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50073288

Starting to see these kind of listings pop up. Where's all the boomer faggot fucks saying there won't be a housing crash? HOUSING CRASH IS COMING SELL SELLL SELLLLLL

>> No.50073293
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50073293

I buyed SPY

>> No.50073296

Rate my maximum schizo autismo retirement account
AVDV 5.667%
AVUV 12.833%
BCD 3.000%
CDC 1.500%
COWZ 1.500%
DBMF 6.000%
DGS 5.667%
DSTL 1.500%
IAUM 5.000%
IQLT 11.333%
IYK 1.500%
KMLM 6.000%
NTSX 8.333%
SPD 8.333%
TIPL 5.000%
TYA 2.500%
XLRE 1.500%
XLV 1.500%
XSOE 11.333%

>> No.50073308
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50073308

What the fuck was that?

>> No.50073313
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50073313

***WARNING - MOTHERSHIP REPORTING***

***CARGO SHIP 2331 HAS COMMAN-DEER-ED THE VESSEL***

***MINECRAFT SERVERS - ENGAGED***

***DISPENSING ORANGE TANG***

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWKOhWDuudp-R7uFujc0J4JzrKUkAT5x1&feature=share

>>>/pol/384616965

>> No.50073314

>>50073260
that shit was worse than a drug addiction for me in my early 20s
I still miss it though

>> No.50073320

>>50073293
I’m glad you posted that learning demonstration, that’s the position Mr. Margin likes you in when being serviced

>> No.50073328

T I M E
TI M
TI M
TIME
M
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R
I
A
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>> No.50073333
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50073333

so since the fed repo rate has gone up big banks just use that to collect interest overnight as opposed to trying to get returns in the stock market?

>> No.50073335

>>50073246
not as bad as the guy who said he put 75k into NRGU last week he's down like 15k already heh

>> No.50073337
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>>50073213
>EVERYTHING RED EXCEPT FOR MONKEY-POX RELATED STOCKS
you have 1 month to sell

>> No.50073338

>>50073314
Same ;_;
How do we bring MMOs back though? Is there any way beside making it and buying a studio?

>> No.50073349
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>>50073296
what do I look like, your female broker?
get this mutual fund shit outta here

>>50073333
digits confirm it

>> No.50073359

>>50073278
At this point I don't know how you could be anything but bullish on SIGA. There was a massive dio because of WHO fuckery which was the perfect buying opportunity for anyone who didn't get in yet, fast forward 5 days and the WHO are already planning to meet again because they believe they made a mistake. It's really the people who are bearish on it that need to give an explanation.

>> No.50073362

inflation has officially peaked. Commence the rally to 5000

>> No.50073366
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50073366

What late dated puts have you bear kings been buying?
I’m considering 350 about 1yr out but not sure. Could likely be even lower

>> No.50073370

>>50073349
Is this your art? Honest question

>> No.50073371

>>50073278
Schizo case is like $300.
Hopium case is $150.
Realistically it should hit $30 though.

>> No.50073373

>>50073288
anybody with a brain can see in their own area the glut of for sale signs and lack of movement on sales, its just bagholders who FOMOd into the "BUY NOW OR NEVER OWN A HOME" who keep deluding theirselves

>> No.50073382

>>50073313
Yeah no shit, you need deep blackmail to imply deep corruption, get them in the cult brainwash them turn them into slaves, it happens here on 4chan every single fucking day, reveal the old game while subtley prepping your slaves for the new game unbeknownst to them. You need consent, and consent is obtained easily when you pivot someone’s worldview to a point where they can’t imagine themselves doing anything else than what you want

>> No.50073383

>>50073335
That's you. You're that guy, aren't you?

>> No.50073384

>>50073349
Those are all ETFs

>> No.50073386
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>>50073333
which explains this graph going up and why stock are going down?

>> No.50073387
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>>50073362
>he doesn't know about the rally to 6000
See ya....

>> No.50073390
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50073390

>Shit and piss ends at 0% on the day
Rigged due to options

>> No.50073391

>>50073366
january 2023 apple puts

>> No.50073398

>>50073370
no
https://twitter.com/sui5o

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>>50073387

>> No.50073409

i miss terry davis
seeing him laugh was such a warmth for the soul

>> No.50073410

>>50073383
no im all in volatility im expecting circuit breakers just like 2020

>> No.50073411

>>50073335
he was already holding half a mil worth i think

>> No.50073416

I HATE THE STOCK MARKET
I HATE THE STOCK MARKET
I HATE THE STOCK MARKET

>> No.50073417

>>50073398
Damn was really hoping it was you

>> No.50073418

Are we really going to just crab hard again

>> No.50073427 [DELETED] 
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50073427

My girlfriend got fat
Wtf am I supposed to do, I call her fat all the time but she won't stop and exercise.
I hate my life

>> No.50073434

>>50073333
>big banks just use that to collect interest overnight
wouldn't you, too?
it's risk free money.
literally can't go tits up.
literally!

>> No.50073438
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>>50073288
>I'm talking about this and how it's connected to the MOASS

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>>50073417
I wish I was japanese

>> No.50073441

i'm off to go get penis pills bro
watch my soxl for me

>> No.50073442

>>50073391
why january?

I think the true market crash shtf will be after midterms at the very earliest so i’m only considering at least that far out
january feels like we could still be on the decline at that point but i could be wrong

>> No.50073447
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50073447

He has returned…..

>> No.50073463 [DELETED] 

>>50073427
You love and cherish her anyway because you’re a lazy hentai addicted incel with a gambling problem and your GF’s weight is the least of your worries

>> No.50073468 [DELETED] 

>>50073427

What does she eat?
She needs a calorie deficit, not yoga class or whatever

>> No.50073472
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>>50073447
RETURN THE SLAB

>> No.50073476

>>50073338
You can't the genre is dead because nobody wants it to actually be multiplayer anymore, they don't want to deal with having to actually talk to people in favor for instant but hollow gratification.

I blame zoomers

>> No.50073479

>>50073447
sold my puts at the bottom, faggot
also, fuck you

>> No.50073487 [DELETED] 

>>50073427
Sounds like she’s suffering from inflation too. Have you tried raising interest rates and stopped giving her money?

>> No.50073491

>>50073333
Also, I did not know that they publish that statistic.
Ty for bringing it to my attention.

>> No.50073500

>>50073476
they dont want to play with a sea of pajeets and chinks
FTFY
Similar problems with this board

>> No.50073509

Are there any better inverse crypto ETFs than BITI?

>> No.50073510

>>50073366
MRNA

>> No.50073517

>>50073416
>>50073427
kek baggies

>> No.50073521 [DELETED] 

>>50073427
>not building her a stable and harvesting her braps

>> No.50073529

>>50073333
They wanted to be in cash anyway, there’s no liquidity in short term bonds so the fed backs it because god forbid the curve actually reflects reality. That’s the big difference, these funds would have found this yield either way, the fed is just giving them a bottom line yield to support their gains

>> No.50073533 [DELETED] 

>>50073468
>just diet, bro!

Lol, lanklet detected. I prefer to make the fire bigger rather than decrease the fuel. Exercise always trumps caloric deficit for weight loss.

>> No.50073537

>>50073509
that's the only inverse ETF

>> No.50073539

>>50073500
basically
the chinks are occasionally bearable but the pajeets never are

>> No.50073540 [DELETED] 

>>50073468
I tell her to diet, but she won't. She eats the same amount as me and then snacks.
>>50073487
I think I will have to start to starve he.

>> No.50073542

Who of you sold to cause this massive pump?

>> No.50073547

Anybody have the pic of the last pajeet left on the stocktwits board of some shit that dropped like 90%? I need a laugh

>> No.50073552 [DELETED] 

>>50073427
interesting
the janitor that was banning everyone since friday for even hinting at rReeves wade isn't banning this

>> No.50073559 [DELETED] 

>>50073533
it way healthier to exercise it off too, look at chum lee, he starved himself and now hes lost his youthful cheery vigor hes just a sallow hollow husk of a man

>> No.50073561

>>50073410
>>50073411
Well looks like it's going to crab at least until earnings start coming out EoJuly. Can't imagine any other catalysts until then.

>> No.50073563

I don’t know what to buy.
The market scares me. One second it’s down nearly 3% the next moment it spikes up and erases its losses.

>> No.50073567 [DELETED] 

>>50073427
Start making yourself look better and going out more. It'll make her afraid of losing you and shape up.

>> No.50073570
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How the fuck can oil go any lower? We are going to rebound soon, right? Fuck.

>> No.50073577

>>50073476
I blame souls-like games for ruining vidya.

>> No.50073588 [DELETED] 

>>50073552
Don't worry I will probably get banned. Not like it takes a lot to refresh your IP

>> No.50073593

SPYbros wtfwt?!

>> No.50073594

>>50073563
better just sit on the sidelines until everything looks rosy and perfect

>> No.50073596
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50073596

Odds I put money into KO tomorrow, evens jepi, digits and I try to time the soxl bottom and get fucked

>> No.50073599

>>50073570
Today's bottom is in. At least until tomorrow's daily 1m barrel dump.

>> No.50073598

this market is fake and gay.

nothing has changed since the start of the year except for russia invading. everyone knew that the fed had to raise rates and was probably going to cause a recession.

the market seems to keep learning and forgetting that.

I think it's likely that the fed fucks this up. mortgage rates are at 6% from 2.5% and oil will likely stay around 110+ because of supply. which means that energy and housing are now more expensive. everyone uses energy and housing. so that turns inflation broad.

so people are going to want another round of wage increases. and thats going to take another 6 months. so the fed is going to keep raising rates even while that leg up filters through. were looking at maybe a year and a half or rate increases with high inflation.

this might suck

>> No.50073602 [DELETED] 

>>50073559
Now imagine if Chumlee was pounding protein shakes and running 3-5 miles a day and doing 3X20 of a 4 plate bench. He’d be a fucking speciMen, no doubt

>> No.50073604

>>50073476
I don't think that's true. When wakfu became f2p on the flip servers in what, 2012 I think, while the game was nowhere near as good as it was when it was still in open beta, it was still a proper MMO (they only wowified it to death about 3 years later, by providing guilds with microcosms able to contain the entire ecosystem of the world, thus giving no more meaning to player interactions regarding monster spawn rates, player governance laws regarding environment, etc, putting up variable difficulty dungeons so that they could be completed solo, making it so you could do every profession solo instead of only being able to choose 2, etc) with multiplayer puzzles, multiplayer world bosses and dungeons, grinding at the door of a dungeon while waiting for people to show up and seeing if we can party up to do the dungeon, etc.
During that time, not only was the f2p server very popular, but people were interacting exactly the way they used to: playing around with emotes, exploring the world together, organizing meme events, etc.
In conclusion, the problem is the game format funneling people into solo-only gameplay that makes people play solo-only, not the other way around, even despite zoomers and their nonexistent attention span.

>> No.50073605

>>50073563
Just 100% SIGA then check back next year. That's my plan.

>> No.50073609

>>50073539

Pajeets speak (a form of) english and ruin everything. Just look at Quora, Stack Overflow, Github, etc etc etc. Just grinding out points and adding absolutely abhorrent comments.

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>he sold the dip

>> No.50073622

>>50073537
Lame. It's only -1x too

>> No.50073626

>>50073500
That's only a problem with free to play games

>> No.50073629

>>50073476
Thank GOD. I fucking hate multiplayer shitters. Like I can't play driving games without ramming griefing assholes.

>> No.50073641

>>50073434
>>50073491
>wouldn't you, too?
Yeah that's my point, just wanted to be sure I understood how it worked. Well I'm glad the banks have a safe way to invest while I have to gamble in shitcoins and munkeypox stocks.

>> No.50073642

>>50073500
I have never seen chinks or pajeets in videogames. BRs and RUs, though.
But even then they aren't able to communicate, so people don't really interact with them. Actually that's one major reason why autoparty features are insanely stupid: if you DON'T have them you're forced to communicate, which makes for a good capabilities check before entering a party and eventually doing harder contents.

>> No.50073644

>>50073616
I mean..........I sold my puts in the dip

>> No.50073653

>>50073599
why would it dump more tmw? i need a rebound, man.

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Just took my shirt off bobo, nervous?

>> No.50073665

Is now a good time to buy SOXS or will the cat bounce even more?

>> No.50073673

>>50073594
I don’t need to it look rosey and perfect, I just need it to not be so damn schizo and have multiple percentage point swings in a single day.

>> No.50073675

SIGA CHADS WE PUMPIN
>GAY SEX

>> No.50073681
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Bros???

>> No.50073684

WHAT IS HAPPENING BOBOS? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME. WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND SCOOP? THE SECOND SCOOP!

>> No.50073695

OOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50073698
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50073698

>DRV dumping hard
is the housing market saved??

>> No.50073701

>>50073665
We're likely pumping more.

>> No.50073703

>>50073602

>350lbs
>running 3-5 miles a day

You just busted up your knees, congrats. In any case you need a caloric deficit to lose weight, that's just how it works.

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>>50073684
TWO FUCKING SCOOPS?

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>>50073657
holy based

>> No.50073720

>>50073698
i tried looking into what drv is even based on and gave up

>> No.50073722

>>50073653
There are almost 500m barrels in the SPR. The max sell rate is 1m and the current mandate is to sell at that rate through October.

It does not mean oil won't go up, but it sure as hell has got an uphill battle. Spot-wise, anyway.

For companies it means less demand destruction and potential megabux from expensive refilling.

>> No.50073723

>>50073333
>so since the fed repo rate has gone up big banks just use that to collect interest overnight as opposed to trying to get returns in the stock market?
checked. and yes because it was just going to sit in cash anyway. if you've got 300m$ in cash sitting around, you might as well get a small yield on it versus nothing at all

>> No.50073733

Consumer staples leveraged ETF?

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>>50073684

>> No.50073742

>>50073622
you can buy options on it

>> No.50073776

QQQ bouncing off 200 weekly. Put on a new pair o panties and strap in.

>> No.50073780

>>50073720
I did the same. I think it has something to do with housing/rental shit but I can’t be too sure.

>> No.50073783

>>50073733
Google search engine? https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/leveraged-equities/

>> No.50073791

BUY BUY BUY
DON'T MISS THE MELTUP

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We gaan.

>> No.50073792

>>50073723
No, it’s active cash. They actively want cash. Check out the average duration increase on SOFR.

>> No.50073829

I'm getting really fucking tired of this shit. What makes now so much better than 10am this morning? The recession is still starting tomorrow.

>> No.50073846

>>50073829
It's called an exit pump, retard.

>> No.50073850

500 point dow reversal on half the normal volume
welp

>> No.50073856
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50073856

WE'RE GOING GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Good week to fund my IRA or wait a bit? Also I probably am not going to end this year green so do I need to backdoor my roth still just in case or what? Would prefer not to backdoor it in case I need to withdraw my contribution early

>> No.50073868

So glad I sold off my sqqq this morning. Had a feeling it would turn out like this

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and wallah, just like that the SPY will never be below 380 ever again

>> No.50073874 [DELETED] 

NOOOOOOO
I GOT MARGIN CALLED ON MY 100x LEVERAGED NASDAQU-100 PUTS
I AM FINANCIALLY MUMU'D

>> No.50073877

>>50073846
>exit pump
That doesn't make any sense. If people were exiting why is it going up, retard?

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50073878

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

>> No.50073880

Good ol' End of Quarter/Month portfolio polishing here. The market has yet to arbitrage this away because efficient markets, like price discovery, IS AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.

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50073883

SIGA SISTERS

SIGA IS GOING TO SAVE MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO WHEN FAG-MONTH ENDS AND THE (((AUTHORITIES))) START TO TAKE MUNKY POX SERIOUSLY

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50073897

ya ok...

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50073900

I actually can't believe soxl is green what the fuck

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>>50073877

>> No.50073911

>>50073883
I just want it to go back to $15 so I can dump my bags.

>> No.50073925

>>50073722
it just seems like it hit the local low to me, how could it go much lower? i'm not expecting the crazy 130 wti spike again, but it seems likely a slower edge upwards than a drastic dump again for the short term - but maybe i'm born to lose.

>> No.50073937

what's NRGU gonna do from here
how'd it ever get to 700+ in the first place that's fucked up
even now at 340 it's still heavily inflated from the standard for most of its lifespan

seems entirely possible for it to keep sinking down to 150-200

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>absolutely biblical, nonstop, neck-breaking pump for 2 hours straight
>still not even enough to break yesterday's close
Real nice bull market you got there, mumu

>> No.50073950

>>50073911
Did you set a stop-win at $15 or will you cancel the order if you see it pump?

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>>50073846
you fucking retard we had confirmation today that inflation peaked in May (PCE report)
today was literally the last dump, expect a +10% over the next 2 weeks until earnings begins

>> No.50073958

>>50073384
way to diversified

>> No.50073960

>>50073792
>No, it’s active cash. They actively want cash
thats what i was kind of saying. JPM is loaded up on cash but they dont want it to just sit there earning nothing if they can use the reverse repo thing and get a small yield

>> No.50073959

>Running short stops taking Bobos money again
>When will he ever learn
Almost feel bad, almost

>> No.50073967

amd or intc?

>> No.50073969

>>50073938
2% intraday. What the actual fuck is wrong with the fed

>> No.50073974

>>50073938
its fake and gay but the underlying principal is that they simply cant inflate this shit anymore without destroying the middle and low classes
how the fed balance sheet doing anyways

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>>50073870
and wallah, just like that the SPY will never be below 379 ever again

>> No.50073988

>>50073956
Inflation “peaked” in March too you fucking retarded cow

>> No.50073993

That's a literal aaa ooo moment

>> No.50074012
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>>50073868
ARE YA WATCHIN AND LEARNIN SON?

>> No.50074013

>>50073850
Pensions always buy Friday around 10pm usually, the core pce was enough for a clean rally albeit the volume is dismal so I expect by 3pm the dump resumes unless spy breaks 382

>> No.50074034

Heh…. not so fast mumu…

>> No.50074036

>>50073883
Why is there a cock in the middle picture?
Was the cock poster an AI troll all along?

>> No.50074045

>>50073937
3x sector specific ETFs all get heemed, sooner or later.

>> No.50074047

>>50073313
Sure thing schizo

>> No.50074051

Is AAPL price safe to check for the blood pressure today?

>> No.50074058

>capitulate and just open longs
>It's starting to dump
This fucking thing was teasing me with reversal the entire fucking session AND NOW WHEN I FUCKING GOT THE HINT IT START DUMPING!?

>> No.50074062

I’m 25 years old with a net worth of approximately 2,000 American dollars and several anime figs.

Am I going to make it?

>> No.50074063

>>50073868
>turn out like this
turn out like what we still have 3.5 hours of this nonsense

>> No.50074064

>>50073937
There's some chop loss but you may as well ask what drove XOM to 104 and why it couldn't plunge to 60. Fundamentals of the oil market.

>> No.50074070
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I’ll take it from here

>> No.50074074
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COMPLETELY REASONABLE AND NATURAL PRICE ACTION

>> No.50074076

Mumu... we are still down from yesterday...

>> No.50074078
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>>50074036
dicks r in high demand.

>> No.50074079

>>50073956
>you fucking retard we had confirmation today that inflation peaked in May (PCE report)
but wouldnt you need further rate hikes to make it go lower?

>> No.50074086

>>50074062
If you patiently wait for the bottom and put it all in SOXL, yes. 10 years and you'll at least have mid 6 figs.

>> No.50074090

>>50074074
looks like an inverse short ladder attack

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>>50074036
holy shit lol

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>>50074058
HE BOUGHT?

>> No.50074107

>>50074058
They fucking to me to do the same thing. I'm just going to close the fucking charts and wait for our gap up tomorrow.

>> No.50074108

>>50074074
>inverse hns
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>50074098
Fake and gay, the bogs are dead. Until their throne is inherited, we keep dumping.

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>>50074034
Yes, yes, a little painful I'll admit, but be a dear and check what type of weekend we're heading into. I'll help you out:
H_LIDAY WEEKEND

>> No.50074124

>>50074108
>the bogs are dead
i also do not believe jeffrey epstein or kenneth lay are dead

>> No.50074133
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On average you can't beat the market simply because the out-performance of the market is all due to insider trading.

>> No.50074136

>>50074064
is it the fundamentals though
it's all fucked by fake and gay artifice and political exploits

>> No.50074140

>>50073956
Earnings are being revised downward my guy, if anything we may get crab movement but whe the first big tech name reports it'll be down to 360 maybe lower

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A daily close here would be bullish.

>> No.50074156

>>50074036
Nah, I made that with dall e mini. Cock poster could be an AI, but that collection looked personal, like someone had compiled cock pictures over many years and was posting their favorites.

>> No.50074158
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>>50074124
its true though, markets have trended down since

>> No.50074159

>>50074142
It's 1230

>> No.50074167

>>50074090
it closed my fuckin long
I'm upset

>> No.50074168

>>50074142
agreed. Pumping is the easy part. finishing is all that matters.

>> No.50074177

>>50074070
lmao
He can't keep getting away with this

>> No.50074178
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>>50074158
For anyone who thinks this guy is making shit up:

>> No.50074191
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50074191

So if I buy and hold forever only dividend aristocrats I can't lose money, right? They always pay dividends, they always raise dividends, why would I care about the stonk price.

>> No.50074192

>>50073333
>>50073386
i don't think it's just that. apart from the obvious reasons, fonds are probably also selling off stocks to keep their portfolios hedged right.
say you're required to maintain 10% of your portfolio in bonds and bonds take a shit because the bond market is pricing in loads of hikes, then those 10% in bonds may suddenly be only 8% of your portfolio. the only way to rebalance would either be buy more bonds (bad idea right now) or sell off equity.

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HOLY SHIT SIGA BROS

>> No.50074201

>>50073956
When do we price in the recession that starts tomorrow?

>> No.50074208

>>50074167
>trading
time to get a longer term perspective. market market goes up you win. goes down you get cheapies and win eventually. it's like cheating

>> No.50074213
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>sell
>market pumps
Its all so tiresome...I wait until the dip

>> No.50074214

>>50074159
Time to pump myself full of high quality American cuisine.

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>>50074199

>> No.50074226

>>50074199
this shits gay

>> No.50074232
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50074232

Who dca sole of that 12.5$ soxl?

>> No.50074235

OH MY GOD THE PPT IS HERE TO PROVIDE A DOWN SOFT LANDING FOR ME, HOLY SHIT I DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE ANY DIRECTIONAL PLAYS AND THIS PUMP RIGHT NOW COURTESY OF THE PPT COMES AT EXACTLY THE TIME I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF THAT MY PORTFOLIO COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF VOLUME TO SELL INTO OOOOOOOOOOO HOW SOFT AND SILKY OF A LANDING, THANK YOU JEROME, THANK YOU BIDEN, OOOOOOOOOOOOO SO SILKY SMOOTH SOFT LANDING THANK YOU SO MUCH

>> No.50074240

10 yr just dropped massive candle below 3%.
If you aren't buying TMF/TLT you missing out

>> No.50074241

>>50074199
>World Health Network
Literally whomst?

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>>50074199
G-g-good thing we got that covid vax, r-right?

>> No.50074264
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50074264

So if I buy one share of Tonix for shit and giggles, how fucked am I if they continue to reverse split?

>> No.50074269

>>50074191
You'll literally ONLY be losing if you buy divvy memes.
>stock market down? Divvy distribution stops
>stock market up? Divvy distribution not reinstated
>stock crashes because of risk of divvy reduction or removal during downturns, lowering value far more than even growth stocks dump
>stock doesn't recover as the market recovers because divvies not back up yet
>in normal conditions, divvies are mostly less than inflation, yet stock doesn't budge or slightly trends down
>because of taxes, the compound rate of divvies is far less than that of growth

>> No.50074284

>>50074264
Not much, worst that could happen is you go to asymptotically 0.

>> No.50074294

>>50074191
Just buy SPY or VOO if that is your plan. Or one if their dividend focused spinoffs. But for the most part yes you are correct.

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>me fomoing into this tiny bull trap

>> No.50074305

>>50074269
>being this wrong
Let me guess, you have no experience with divvies?

>> No.50074311

>>50074269
lol
lmao
clueless

>> No.50074320
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>>50074269
Half of the aristocrats have been paying and raising dividends consistently for over 40 years. That includes several downturns.

>> No.50074323

>>50074240
Can you please teach me how to into bonds and how TLT correlates to them? Or a link to a video/article would be a great as well

>> No.50074329

>>50074199
Just bought 100 shares

>> No.50074345

>>50074240
will it sustain? what's the significance of the 20 yr climb? safety trade?

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>>50073641
>Well I'm glad the banks have a safe way to invest while I have to gamble in shitcoins and munkeypox stocks.
right.

>> No.50074384

>>50073337
>Sexually spread disease
>Roasties go on sex strike because muh abortion
Nothing personel

>> No.50074409

I've been sitting on a 10x copper short, and I'm up 233,40% over the last month on that.

>> No.50074410

>>50074199
as a SIGA mxi this means nothing, but once its revealed its a pandemic by the WHO and the Bavarian Nordic vaccine does nothing but gives you heart attacks. this thing will go into the thousands as every single competitor is inept

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>>50074191
You can but divvies will not out perform growth stocks usually. They are a good base to make some profit and beat inflation ...usually.

>> No.50074422

>>50073213
when is the bottom? how long until we're finished crashing

>> No.50074428

>>50074384
>personel
it’s “personnel” friend

also, we are going back to literally 0% change for the day, arent we?

>> No.50074427

>>50074323
>yield = coupon to buy bond
>lower yield = bond worth most
>fed raises rates = raises yield
>people buy bonds yields go down
>people sell bonds yields go up

>> No.50074433

Is it true that if I have a NON-MARGIN account, and I buy something in the morning with SETTLED CASH and sell it at the end of the day, this does not count as a day trade, so there's no potential violation? I can do as many as these as I fucking want, right? As long as I used settled cash, right? And since options settle the next day, I can do this day after day after day? Right? Am I understanding this?

>> No.50074439

>>50074422
two more weeks

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>>50074079
yes they will do more rate hikes but for now it looks like inflation is on the way down
now the chinks need to push some hopium into the market with more reopening and you see the +10% in shit&piss easy

>>50074140
everybody knows earnings gets down but big tech reports in like 4 weeks so I can see a short term bounce pretty easy into earnings.. in 2 weeks banks report and the stress test a few days ago was good, should be good numbers. banks already boosted divies

>>50074201
no recession this year, first Q2 reading in July will be (((better than expected)))

>> No.50074450

>>50074409
$233 in a month?

>> No.50074452

>>50073391
QQQ September. Yes September 2022

>> No.50074454

>>50074422
yes

>> No.50074466

>>50074427
If you can grasp yield to maturity, it sets the fundamentals for EVERYTHING about the time value of money that comes after. Grasp the fundamentals and you will be leagues above the rest of the internet.

>> No.50074473

>>50074433
Yes

>> No.50074477
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>>50074241
Some retarded org larping as the WHO. I do think it’ll get worse. I own the stocks in connection. But these idiots declared this a week ago.

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I put my VRM gains into STLA.

>> No.50074485

Expecting a giant dump straight into hell sometime in september, my source? September stocks have always dumped. Anyone else thinking what i'm thinking?

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uhh guys? anyone looking at yields?

>> No.50074490

>>50074473
Sweet, I thought I couldn't do it

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>>50065555
Back

>> No.50074505

>>50074450
223 percent

>> No.50074510

>>50074410
What's stopping some company like MRNA or Pfizer from producing what SIGA makes instead? They have much more capacity to do that so SIGA might get fucked.

>> No.50074512

>>50073776
Check when it did this during Dec 2000-Jab 2001. 37% rally then puked 57% from the top of January rally. Bulls died

>> No.50074530

>>50074480
Nice man. I got 50 shares of STLA.

>> No.50074540

>>50074487
what does it mean when the 10 year pumps from 2.75 to 3.40 and then back to 2.98 in the span of a couple of weeks?

>> No.50074549

>>50074510
intellectual property

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>>50074487
>Only buying over 10% yielding stock

>> No.50074567

>>50074540
It means if you turn the chart upside down we are in the first sell off phase

>> No.50074578

>>50074445
buying banks into earnings? i'm considering it

>> No.50074590
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50074590

It's been kinda dead for the past 40 minutes. Is this when the megadump is about to happen? Escalator ride up, ELEVATOR PLUNGE DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND DAMNATION ITSELF.

>> No.50074595
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This pump is both fake and gay.

>> No.50074602
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50074602

Is soxl ever going back up to $57

>> No.50074604
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50074604

I have no money left

>> No.50074606

>>50074590
>40 minutes
Nice time horizon zoomer

>> No.50074609

I can't believe there are retards that think because the inflation is under control now the economy is fine. If it wasn't for the inflation GDP would have been negative last year, and that's exactly what is going to happen now that muh inflation has peaked.

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>>50074510
this. everyone wants MRNA juice. SIGA has no MRNA which is what gay flu craves.

>> No.50074647

>>50074620
it already fake pumped and crashed with covid
you think it will now gay pump and crash with fagpox?

>> No.50074656

>>50074540
violent pivots like this are a strong signal for a potential turning point from risk off to risk on (i.e. bottom is in or very close)

>> No.50074665
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50074665

Buy every scam pump
Spend until you're poor
Ride the sliding candles
And fall straight through the floor

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>>50074656

>> No.50074668

Get ready to eat my shorts

>> No.50074670

>>50073278
I told that bear a couple days ago that he'd be retarded to short SIGA. I bet he did it anyways. Poor Bobo.

>> No.50074678

lol didn't even see the nat gas dump, holy shit - worth to buy this dump? i might try it

>> No.50074683

>>50074647
if they make one and scream (((science))) strait dudes will be lining up for at least 2 doses. just a matter of pursuit.

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50074691

>>50074609
>prices in

>> No.50074731
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50074731

>>50074656
I know a great bear recipe

>> No.50074732

>>50074510
SIGA is already partnered with Pfizer

>> No.50074757
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50074757

>it's dumping
Shit is this The BIG One?

>> No.50074756

>>50074510
Would be easier for then to just buy SIGA

>> No.50074761

>>50074678
>Meanwhile, in krautland
https://www.investing.com/news/commodities-news/germany-in-bailout-talks-with-uniper-amid-gas-crisis-2842658

>> No.50074780

>>50074757
yes you should an hero now

>> No.50074782

Negative GDP, so bullish, much bullish, oh god hottest bull trade out there right now. Did you see that Stacy was betting the feds gonna have to pivot now and print more money, like Stacy is so smart. What kind of incel isn’t in the fed capitulation trade like hellooooo loser

>> No.50074784

is Smile Direct Club going out of business? looks like its been priced for bankruptcy

>> No.50074788

>SARK up more the SQQQ
Why would you buy the highly risky SQQQ when you can just get SARK instead

>> No.50074791

>>50074732
really? how so?

>> No.50074793

oh my calls are gonna make me COOM

>> No.50074798

>>50074757
It better not be. (((They))) convinced me to switch from puts to calls on that last pump.

>> No.50074806

>>50074791
its subsidiary Meridian

>> No.50074809

See?
>>50074668
I said bort and it borted. I'm a fucking god. Markets to 0.

>> No.50074813
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SIGA

>> No.50074827

>>50074761
sad

>> No.50074839
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50074839

>dollar down
>stocks down
>oil down
>gold down
>bitcoin down

YEN UP LETS GOOOOOO NIPPON BANZAI HIROHITO WASABE KONBANWA

>> No.50074848

>>50074813
Spain cases suggest its speeding up and other euro countries are massively underreporting or lying

>> No.50074851

>>50074813
what is the difference between the two graphs?
the one on the right just goes up with no data points?

>> No.50074869

why is the market crabbing so fucking hard today? at some point bad news actually has to be BAD NEWS. you can't have a bullrun on only bad news

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I'm back boys! Fuck blueboard jannies and drungo negros. Someone fill me in on who 'Rocker' is? He made me money on sidu

>> No.50074875

>>50074851
nevermind
the one on the right is the projection, got it
brb buying some more siga calls

>> No.50074876

>>50074851
On the left, unironically zoom out

>> No.50074880

>>50074798
Yes, my calls were up 50% for a few min, but now only 30%. I might sell them and double back down on my puts........ but idk what to do

>> No.50074882

>>50074851
probably daily vs biweekly

>> No.50074903

>>50074839
Kowabunga!

>> No.50074904

>>50074480
>>50074530
redpill me on STLA

>> No.50074905

>>50074871
yeah, that was a pretty nice 7 bagger. too bad his SIGAzz is zzzzzz

>> No.50074928

VIX puts?

>> No.50074943
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50074943

>>50073359
Correct
>>50073605
Based
>>50073675
Based and gay sex-pilled.

>> No.50074948

>>50074839
See, bear tards BTFO, 6% miss on industrial purchasing expectations? PRICED IN. Gotcha, we priced in that miss before it missed. Double digit inflation? PRICED IN, GOTCHA AGAIN. There’s no reason for the fed to not pivot, Japan is what peak financial performance looks like

>> No.50074974

ALERT ALERT BURGER MARKETS WILL BE CLOSED ON MONDAY IN REMEMBRANCE OF THE DAY OF INDEPENDENCE FROM THE ACCURSED A*GLO SCUM

>> No.50074979

oh boy another round of bullish euphoria while smart money is printing yet again with those puts

>> No.50074980

Are we going to drop more tomorrow? Trying to decide if i should cut some of my puts free

>> No.50074999

>>50074980
Do the sneedful and sell

>> No.50075003
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50075003

I just had to pay to get my 3 year driving record for a job application. I already pay over 600 a year in car tax! How do i short the DMV jew??

>> No.50075005
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>>50074948
you may not like it but this is what peak financial performance looks like

>> No.50075015

made 40% on puts
made 30% on calls
now im back in puts

holyfuck im gonna double my money in a single day LMFAO

>> No.50075017

>>50074974
lmao, do you guys remember when they tried to tax the tea, and we were like fuck your tea and threw it in the water.

>> No.50075025

>>50074656
If you still have hope then we are not nearing a bottom.

>> No.50075029

>>50074980
We could go either way. I would guess we aren’t going to see another big dip tomorrow, and we will likely see a small bounce up

>> No.50075032

>ww3 getting closer and closer
>investors are more and more bullish on ww3

why is ww3 a GOOD thing?

>> No.50075042

redpill me on gamma hedging

>> No.50075049

>>50075017
Our wives made us tea out of dirt and chicory bark, and it was worth it to punch a Brit

>> No.50075052

>>50075015
pics or it didn’t happen FAGGOT

>> No.50075053

>>50074980
Signs point to probably

>> No.50075060

>>50074980
SIR DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.50075066

>>50074980
Think so, people probably won't want to hold over the 3 day weekend

>> No.50075076
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50075076

>>50074904
Owns all these auto companies.
8% yield. 2.7 PE ratio. Still down 37%. Owns stake in lithium company. Building 4 gigafactories.

>> No.50075079

>>50075032
is this why gas is dumping

doomers should go home

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50075081

>>50075005
God dammit
I just want to go on ONE date with ONE cute anime office lady... I don't care if she works in investing or not. That's all I want...

>> No.50075108

kek oil baggies
you had 3 months to take profit

>> No.50075123

>>50075079
it's why us equities are recovering so sharply today
many people will die so of course smart money is buying up left and right
things are going to go to shit, so this is actually very bullish

>> No.50075126

>>50075079
Think its doomping because biden rolled back the tax

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Oil Barons......

how do I profit from this?

>> No.50075136

>>50075076
I don't know what half of these companies are and the American ones I do know are all absolute shit compared to other brands on the market

>> No.50075138

>>50075066
This is a really good point

>> No.50075145

>>50075132
cope

>> No.50075148

Lolll Reverse Repos hit $2.3 Tril
Banks basically have infinity cash they refuse to lend out to us mugs or the people who can get a loan don’t want one.
Liquidity being drainnned. No hot $ stonk rally coming bulls

>> No.50075151

>>50074320
>selection bias this bad
>still can't count
>fake chart when in fact divi ari with drip have underperformed spy on any time period
lol
lmao

>> No.50075156

Most blatant dead cat bounce in existence

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>> No.50075169

>>50075132
>tfw they didn't kill Chevron
Fug, we could have entered a golden age

>> No.50075176

If we dump into close im going to be a very VERY rich man :)

>> No.50075178

Theyre expecting a pivot during a recession...

>> No.50075185

>>50075123
Likely puts being closed, MMs buy back their stonks or index futures they used to hedge to stay delta neutral. I think the nerdfags call it charm.

>> No.50075186

>>50075148
I'm a retard. Please explain what reverse repos are and why they matter

>> No.50075187

>>50073722
1 million barrels a day is absolutely nothing lmfao.
Price targets are now increasing from the $140 to $160 level to the $180 to $200 level. Enjoy the dip, fill up your car.

>> No.50075202

>>50075148
Yes if only that money could be "encouraged" to be lent out.
If only.

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>>50074905
Who is he though? I can imagine he is probably jewish. But what's his deal

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>> No.50075221

>>50075176
how much did you gamble?

>> No.50075229

>>50074871
I got banned the same time as you. Always disable cookies and javascript on this data harvesting site. Better to shift the user agent around as well.

FUCK TECH TRANNIES AND THEIR GLOBAL HOMO TRACKING. SHORT TECH TRANNIES to DEATH

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>>50075176
Same, got 82k in slurping monies now

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I gambled on 0 dte spy options and the market instantly reversed and I lost $1500. I don’t feel so good.

>> No.50075248

can someone help me on covered calls? the absolute worst thing that can happen to me is they buy the stock (that i own) from me at the price of the option? that's the absolute worst? there's no trick here? it's actually free money?

>> No.50075266

>>50075248
yes

>> No.50075280

>>50075248
You also have to hold the stock while it tanks

>> No.50075281

>>50075005
Fuck. She reminds me of this cute Korean at my office. Bitch was thirsty af for me, but 10 years older. Always caught her sideways glancing at me and always available to help. One day she was showing me how to use the photocopy machine and fax (back in the day). She had that tight black short skirt and white shirt. She was going so fast I couldn’t remember what she was saying. Finally she said she’d do it for me, but I’d better buy her a drink. Then she bent over to pick up the copies. Fuck. Her panties were showing and I could see her bush through it. Gd, I just caught a whiff of her. Sheeeeet, I still remember it 20 years later. It was pure bliss. It was like a mixed between a warm blanket right out of the dryer and champagne. I later got fired, but I think of her every now and then. She even gave me her phone number, but I lost it.

>> No.50075284

>>50075156
What's the bottom? I think 150.

>> No.50075290

>>50075148
New all time high? Very nice, I just love watching the dollar milkshake in action, SLUUUUUURRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOPOOPPPPPPPPPP
Fucking dumbass market fucking bullshit

>> No.50075295

>>50075132
How much longer until they pack the court with enough justices to make it liberal again?

>> No.50075303

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-butN9lrdWs

>> No.50075306

>>50075280
i'm a fucking expert at that. the fuck you think i've been doing?

>> No.50075310

>>50075186
God speed. Also, the Fed is retarded
https://twitter.com/fintwitnotes/status/1534866177498828801?s=21&t=KdjhN4KDLpUswqac8w0b9Q

>> No.50075318

>>50075185
not like there's a literal nuclear war on the very short horizon lmao

"oh shit europe's about to get nuked? BUY KO?!?!"

LMAO

>> No.50075324

>>50075295
Never, if they win too much they stop getting votes

>> No.50075325

>>50075295
well they better do it in the next 5 months because democrats are going to be absolutely BTFO in november

>> No.50075331

>>50075202
A better question is what if the Fed didn’t do RRP for bank fags?

>> No.50075349

>>50075295
justices are going super liberal with their rulings lmao

all these cuckservatives think something's going to happen

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS OTHERS THAN CRAB MARKETS

>> No.50075351

>>50075318
> not like there's a literal nuclear war on the very short horizon lmao
go back

>> No.50075356

>>50075215
he has jewish mother, post pics of his dick, makes youtube videos sitting on Lum dolls up his butt. Basically just like everyone else here

>> No.50075362

>>50075325
They cheated before, they'll do it again

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>STOCKS SET TO DROP. Pan-Selloff.
lmao, shit Greg get it together

>> No.50075370

>>50075325
I don't know anon, that whole supreme court overturning roe v wade might help them if they run of trying to get it back.

>> No.50075381

>>50075295
They just started with a new one today

>> No.50075388

>>50075221
Always “all of it”

>> No.50075407

>>50075331
Then they would bid up short term bonds to negative rates. This yield curve is fucked, if people actually wanted long term bonds, this money would be going into long term bonds, but it doesn’t want to go into long term bonds because the curve is absolutely fucked out the ass it wants to stay in nice safe cash

>> No.50075413

>>50075366
Greg’s usefulness has ended. He and pretty much all investards had easy mode of Fed QE for the past 13 years

>> No.50075426

>>50075413
But number go up today!

>> No.50075432

Someone bake you lazy fucks

>> No.50075435

>>50075351
>kalingrad blocked
>putin threatening to directly bomb london

THIS IS WHY YOUS HOULD BE BUYING UP WITH LEVERAGE

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Last time I tried to bake, we ended up with 3 simultaneous threads... so not me

>> No.50075445

>>50075432
you could have done it retard

>> No.50075446

>>50075435
Oh my god I can’t wait until we get nuked and the S&P goes to 7000 because war is so bullish HNNNNGHHHH

>> No.50075452

>>50075413
>Greg’s usefulness has ended
it ended 6 months ago. i noticed his trades started sucking back then. i never copied his trades but i could tell he had lost his mojo. i still listen to him to gather some information though and he is still entertaining

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>>50075244
Anon 1500 is not a lot of money. It will be alright. This is the main reason I recommend VOO/VTI so at least you can cope with those hits. And if you are good job. Still sucks to lose money but you'll recover.

>> No.50075492

>>50075456
bogleheadwamyanon rate my long term portfolio >>50073296

>> No.50075523

>>50075248
I lost almost 3k doing it once. I was being a dummy

>> No.50075530

>>50075446
if israel start nuking the world i could see btc hit 1m and spy hit 3billion

>> No.50075531

>>50075519
>>50075519
>>50075519

>> No.50075538

>>50074904
Garbage collection of companies that keep merging with more and more garbage companies to keep from going bankrupt.

>> No.50075545

>>50075492
Cool. Needs more VOO.

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Think of all the new jobs we’ll create in the debris and nuclear waste cleanup sector HNNNNNGH

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>>50075519
>>50075519
>>50075519

>> No.50075658

>>50075407
Hot answer Anon. Thx

>> No.50075716

>>50075295
I don't think there's any actual legal barrier to do so, it just wasn't done, like the two term presidential limit before FDR.

>> No.50075938

>>50075366
One thing I always wondered about Schizarino
.
Banned from what?
Censored by who?

How is he censored and banned if he posts 2 videos a day on youtube for all to see.

>> No.50075947

>>50075938
kek