Side hustles: NO CRYPTO

[Anonymous No.50070930]

This thread is for talking about taking alternative avenues toward financial independence while avoiding the tyranny of the banks, wagiedom, and the Bogdanoffs.
Since we're in a bear market, there is plenty of room for this board to return to making threads that are actually decent rather than shilling dogcoins.

Examples of topics to discuss:
>prawn farming
>mushroom farming
>vending machines
>dropshipping sites
>flipping

ABSOLUTELY NO:
>crypto
>real estate
>stocks

What's your side hustle anon?

[Anonymous No.50071027]

buy chainlink and gtfo

[Anonymous No.50071060]

Have you tried trading crypto?

[Anonymous No.50071137]

i reckon get rich scheme posts fall under begging

[Anonymous No.50071486]

>>50071137
Retard.

[Anonymous No.50072055]

>>50070930
I'm of Irish decent, but play the trumpet in a mariachi band on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.50072067]

>>50070930
gardening obviously

[Anonymous No.50072079]

I have sex with post-wall roasties. Good money innit

[Anonymous No.50072096]

buy rubic sir

[Anonymous No.50072148]

rideshare is still in demand I hear. Too much money in the market despite inflation.

[Anonymous No.50072306]

>>50070930
Garloid farming. There is always INSANE demand for garloids, and far too few experienced, skilled garloid farmers. Its takes patience and a stead hand to rear a good, high quality garloid, but it really pays off in the end.

[Anonymous No.50072375]

>>50072306
Awww like at this cute fucker

[Anonymous No.50072564]

>>50072375
Hes one of my better garloids. I named him Pete.

[Anonymous No.50072577]

>>50072306
Why are you feeing it tapwater?

[Anonymous No.50072655]

>>50072564
Such a nice name. Did you get a little house for him?

[Anonymous No.50072926]

>>50072577
Im not feeding him, if you knew the first thing about farming garloids, you would know this is how you clean them.

[Anonymous No.50072957]

>>50072655
This variety of garloid prefers to build its own den out of random materials it collects from around the house.

[Anonymous No.50072977]

>>50070930
For me it's a full time business but you can certainly do it as a side hustle: auto detailing.

Equipment overhead is very low, you can really get going with a 5hp shop vacuum, some spray bottles, brushes, cloths, and a couple of chemicals. Add in a steam machine and a cheap spot extractor and you can be ready to tackle any interior. For the outside you need a couple buckets, some soap, and towels.

If you do some planning in advance you can spend about $500 and be equipped to get any car clean. A pressure washer is handy but you can get by with a regular hose spray nozzle. You can do it in your own driveway/garage or do it onsite, using your client's power and water. There are a bajillion videos on youtube showing exactly how to do it.

In terms of getting business, if you want to keep it as a side hustle then getting a few friends and family members to let you do it for cheap is the best way to get practice and start to build up a reputation. Insist that they tell people they know about you if you're good, you'll eventually build up a reputation. You can also take out ads on craigslist etc but the clientele there might be more thrifty than you want.

Once you have the hang of things and you know how to work quickly and effectively, you should be able to do an external car wash in under an hour, and tackle a dirty interior in 3h-6h. Make some packages and price yourself at $50 an hour.

[Anonymous No.50073005]

>>50070930
Saving quality feet pics of random chicks and then larping as them on onlyfans

[Anonymous No.50073013]

Ebay. Even if you list something so mundane, some hoarding boomer has to have it and will pay you their entire social security check in order to get it. Sell shit you don't want or need and someone will eventually buy it.

[Anonymous No.50073060]

>>50073005
Based. I wonder if you can even do that and not get in trouble with them.

[Anonymous No.50074742]

Anyone do e-commerce? I'm finishing up on building my site and getting products in there, and I always welcome any advice from people more experienced than I am. What can you bros share?

[Anonymous No.50074764]

Landscaping/yard work
Americans are lazy, and I like working out, so it fits into my workout.
I have a shovel, an axe, a machete and a saw and a mower to work it and still have fun.
Earn about 200-500 on weekends.

[Anonymous No.50076755]

>>50070930
I saw some people on TV in Singapore growing Caroline Reaper chilli peppers.
Now sure how much yield they get but it turned from a hobby into a business as they are unavailable anywhere else in Singapore.
All they did was import the seeds and WALLA start growing them. Harvest, grind up, sell to local businesses.

[Anonymous No.50076811]

>>50070930
Do people actually still make money with business? Talking about small business. I run it myself and know several people who do and...it.honestly feels like a giant headache and longer hours to make the same amount of money you would make wageslaving. Same for my friends. Can't really think of anything that has a good profit margin except hookers and drugs.

[Anonymous No.50076879]

>>50070930
I was thinking about selling rooted plant cuttings like figs. There's some varieties that sell for a decent amount of money. And selling super hot peppers and starts, maybe get a farmer's market booth

[Anonymous No.50077670]

>>50072306
>reverse image search
>know your meme article
errmmmm.... okay...? *raises left eyebrow*

[Anonymous No.50077700]

>>50077670
kek I can't believe that's still up. Normies still think it's a meme

[Anonymous No.50077735]

I’ve been buying rare fish and now there’s a crypto for that

[Anonymous No.50077757]

>>50070930
Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.50077818]

>>50070930
discus fish are extremely popular in asia, but because they're very fickle, it's difficult to ship them, so I've bought a stake in an indonesian discus emporium so that I take on none of the risk, and all of the benefits

[Anonymous No.50077850]

>>50070930
>he thinks he can escape the bogs
>>50073005
Based but gross
>>50077670
T. Newfag
>>50077700
>he knows
Sure thing if normie knew how delicate and difficult garloids are to farm they wouldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.50077906]

>>50073005
>not just shaving your feet and applying nail polish
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50077982]

>>50074742
Are you doing Dropshipping?

I do amazon wholesale. I have really good months and very slow months. Still trying to figure how to get consistent selling products

[Anonymous No.50078037]

>>50076811
What business are you in anon?

>>50074764
Landscaping is another great one. Again, $500 budget plus vehicle and you're in business. Great way to keep fit too. Combine with snow and ice removal in the winter in northern climates.

[Anonymous No.50078305]

>>50077982
Your product categories could just be seasonal

[Anonymous No.50078347]

>>50078037
>Landscaping is another great one. Again, $500 budget plus vehicle and you're in business. Great way to keep fit too. Combine with snow and ice removal in the winter in northern climates.
Work vehicles and professional tools are easy to get on the cheap if you keep alerts for state auctions

[Anonymous No.50078390]

>>50070930
Painting house interiors for upper middle class yankees pouring into my area
Pay in cash and earn 30-40 an hour, and another 5 per hour for every person you get to help you. So with a crew of four, you can make 50-60 an hour cash

[Anonymous No.50078495]

>>50070930
Bro.... the ferment temps way too high, you're gonna get some thick goatsweed spawn weevil infestations if you don't run a calcium purge with a citrate boost

[Anonymous No.50078518]

>>50077982
>Still trying to figure how to get consistent selling products
>ever increasing supply of single women
Tried dildos? Oh right, chenya won that game too

[Anonymous No.50078580]

>>50070930
I grow marijuana. But don’t smoke that shit because I have a life and it interferes with it.

[Anonymous No.50078684]

>>50072055
>I'm of Irish decent, but play the trumpet in a mariachi band on the weekends.
Do your parents know about that?

[Anonymous No.50078690]

>>50072306
I swear newfags never get the context of this pic. He's not FEEDING it he's just performing an internal cleansing to lubricate the perimembranes

[Anonymous No.50078694]

Has anyone tried FBA (Fulfilment By Amazon)?

[Anonymous No.50078894]

>>50078580
how do you go about selling it? I started growing some with my other plants just as a hobby. Doing both in and outdoors

[Anonymous No.50078981]

>>50072306
hurrdurrrrr fingerbox duuuurrr comedy gold 5 5 5

[Anonymous No.50078983]

>>50078694
No but I did crunch the numbers on setting it up w/ alibaba products. Plugged all the costs into an excel file and built a calculator.
The margins on the categories I looked at (electronic accessories and cheap jewelry) were decent after factoring in all expected costs and fees (10-20% net margins), the big variable being inventory and turnover rates. Products that sell very well are typically very competitive as well and have tight margins, vice versa niche products have better margins but are harder to sell and will incur a relatively higher inventory cost due to lower turnover rate.

[Anonymous No.50079048]

>>50070930
I used to be into "side hustles" but now I believe that the best use of your time is in building skills.

For example, if you learn to draw you can do commissions for people by getting known on instagram/twitter, or get Patreon money.

I know it's a meme, but you can learn to code. That's a skill that opens up the option of being a WFH wagie, and you can also do freelance work on the side.

I'm currently a drawfag that draws for fun and profit while doing a WFH web dev full time job. It's like neeting but you make money that you can then spend or gamble on shitcoins.

If you do the fullfilled by amazon stuff, or trying to flip things on ebay, you're always basically at square one. You never advance in a career or build a reputation that gives you security like you would if you were a programmer or an artist or something like that. I honestly think that the surest and easiest thing to do in the long run is to just get good at something. It gives you peace of mind and it feels good.

[Anonymous No.50079069]

I buy cars and boats that have problems, fix them, then sell them. Not only does it make good cash, it's tax free.

[Anonymous No.50079086]

>>50078894
start a site, if youre from canada its practically legal to run an underground dispensary. take privacy seriously and use crypto for transactions. site shouldnt take more than a day to code

[Anonymous No.50079091]

>>50070930
>side hustle
2012 called

tldr; the game is over

[Anonymous No.50079228]

>>50078983
Thanks anon, from your calcs then it seems it could be something worth trying if you can find some decent products or a niche. What I like is that they take care of everything for you so you dont have to do shit.

[salvia No.50079456]

>>50077850
It's a difficult but rewarding task, I love my little guys

[Anonymous No.50079675]

We could maybe make a list with some ideas itt…
Since crypto is shitting the bed, I suppose /biz/ will want to get into other sources of income.
I guess some riterias would be low skill needed to start, “cheap” to start (under $1k), flexible and somewhat scalable.
Here are a some ideas:
IRL:
>land scaping/snow removal
>growing carolina reapers to sell to local biz
>painting walls in upper middle class homes
>car detailing
>growing weed
Online:
>amazon fba
>reselling anything on ebay/craigslist
>amazon pod with books - find underserved niches and make low effort books - coloring books for kids with different themes/notebooks for vegans/etc
>learn web dev and sell sites or wfh as a free lancer
>if drawfag start doing comissions
>pod for locals - make a site that integrates with printful/redbubble and sell locally
Anything else…?

[Anonymous No.50079795]

>>50079675
I’m thinking actual viable sources of income… maybe the amazon pod with books is not realistic, was just an ide.

[Anonymous No.50079818]

>>50070930
don't all of these require a ton of work? how are any of these 'side hustles?'

[Anonymous No.50079899]

I grow organic vanilla beans and sell them at a local market for $2-3 each.

It requires a well-controlled greenhouse and is kind of a pain in the ass, but make about $30,000 a year on it, with very little day to day work, so it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.50080269]

>>50079818
Once upon a time I worked as a designer and would buy used and new computer components repack them in a new case and install windows and sell the thing.
Designing electric installations would net me a monthly salary sometimes twice smaller than the profits from the computer side hustle.
Thing is one doesnt work without the other. The months when no one buys computers were happening and without going around office buildings and such there was no cheap used components.
The designer salary was not worth it in itself but with the side hustle it was all good.

Thats the concept of it for me, and why /biz/ is useless lately.

[Anonymous No.50080290]

Was thinking of doing door dash sometimes when I'm bored but on the fence, not sure if it's worth it.
Do any other anons do door dash and could they share their opinion? I just want to make a bit more investing $

[Anonymous No.50080395]

>>50080290
I did grubhub during the scamdemic in a pretty liberal city while I was in between jobs. It paid pretty decent, enough to keep me afloat but it was soul draining. And 4-8 PM was the best time

[Anonymous No.50080505]

>>50080290
Do not do any delivery service. They will not pay for gas or wear and tear on your car. Considering the price of gas right now, you will lose money here. A lot of it.

If you want to get into pro driving, be a bus driver. You can do it for about 4 hours a day, early morning and 3-5 PM. Schools clamor for drivers and will even train you. You will have most of the day free to do whatever you want. It's a good side hustle that can be a legit job.

[Anonymous No.50080597]

>>50072977
Checked. Blessed dubs for quality contribution to the thread.

[Anonymous No.50081585]

>>50072977
Chegged. This is how an acquaintance made 200k net in the last year and a half. He is 22.

[Anonymous No.50081673]

>>50079048
Despite the faggot reddit spacing, this anon is right. Get into building skills and you can branch off from there. If you don't have any, you can start with the "learn quick" ones like mowing the lawn or cleaning gutters. These are low start up cost gigs and easy to scale based on your intake of new customers/work. I use my wagie job that pays really well ($120K+) and provides benefits to fund my side projects & interests. Right now I am learning how to write a book (I spoke about this in the previous side hustle thread) that once done; will net me a nice residual income every month, whatever the amount. My other residuals right now are real estate and stocks. But we won't get into those here.
>>50079069
Nice anon. Do you fix them yourself or outsource the work? What is your mechanical background? How long does the work take, what's the pros/cons, what's something to look out for when purchasing the vehicles? Very interesting hustle, and you remove garbage off the streets. Nice.
>>50079091
Defeatist cuck. That's why you're NGMI
>>50079795
Another side hustle I do is online consulting. It has very low startup costs (cost me about $800 for laptop, website, business cards, etc) and you can do it WFH. I pick my own hours using Calendly and market solely on word of mouth. I did marketing via social media and SEO, but found those to not be viable for my field. Only issue with this job is do not expect it to scale well or be sellable, unless the skills or knowledge you're consulting on can be learned/taught to others.
>>50080290
Don't, unless you're in a small town and you can do it by bike or moped. Gas and wear on your vehicle will ruin you, not to mention dealing with customers in what is essentially a fucking retail job. You'd be better off starting your own delivery business of some sort as the start up costs are virtually the same.

I do pretty well with my side gigs and love these threads, so ask away if you've got any questions.

[Anonymous No.50081696]

I drive a company car with free gas and unlimited miles, how do i profit from this? cant be something too obvious like uber, because im not really supposed to use it for other than work and personal trips

[Anonymous No.50081736]

Gouging gun hoarding boomers with ammunition sales. In particular you can charge outrageous premiums after the latest "THEY ARE GOING TO GRAB YOUR GUNS" frenzy from a school shooting, congress talking about it, etc.
And as far as I know, no state has any legal requirements about hoarding ammo. They only care if you have firearms. They do age and need to be kept free from water but gun boomers almost crave being gouged.
If you travel you can also buy ammo in one state, and sell it in another. You just can't fly with it.

[Anonymous No.50081743]

>>50072148
DUI’s cost like $10,000 on average so until an Uber costs that much rideshare will still be profitable

[Anonymous No.50081754]

>>50070930
I'm a male prostitute on the weekends. I most of my clients are just old lonely women. Get free dinners and gifts, and I just have to have sex with old women every once in a while, but honestly they enjoy a good massage way more.

[Anonymous No.50081785]

>>50072977
My boomer FIL payed someone to pickup his car, clean it, and drop it off for $400.
Amazing business model if you can find the customers.

[Anonymous No.50081797]

>>50076811
Yes. You can buy successful companies for pennies on the dollar from boomers.

[Anonymous No.50081838]

>>50081736
you can ship ammo. We kind of missed the boat on the huge ammo gains. Prices seem to be coming down, but maybe they go up a lot more in the future. If you have capital, it's not a bad investment

[Anonymous No.50081882]

>>50080505
Just get a Prius

[Anonymous No.50081900]

>>50081838
Only though UPS and Fedex and they'll give you shit.

[Anonymous No.50081905]

>>50081838
It isn't really "market rate" you are going after although yes, now is a bad time to stockpile. You sell ammo on ebay, craiglist (in a public space), etc. with high listed offers right after publicized events that make gun boomers go crazy. I've done it a few times.
Because I seem to recall a statistic from SWBI that 1% of the population buys nearly 99% of all ammunition. Those crazies aren't going to be checking spot prices.

[Anonymous No.50081945]

>>50081696
You don't have to focus your side hustle on the vehicle itself, but use it as an indirect cost offsetting tool. For example:
>using to it to drive around the city giving price quotes for your side job
Free quotes are standard these days, but the fuel costs don't have to be for you
>use it for every day things like grocery shopping and errands
>using it for road trips or vacations
If you want to go the uber/delivery driver route, again as I mentioned earlier - just make your own business. A website, logo, some business cards are easy and sub $500 to start. Then just use that vehicle for as a "VIP" taxi service. Undercut Uber because you can, and go from there.
>>50081754
Where/how do you market?
>>50081797
Where do you find these businesses?

[Anonymous No.50082422]

>>50081754
Holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.50082563]

>>50078580
man my gf and i got a new house and setup some nice rooms in the basement for commercial production. was making a few bucks but the market has totally crashed and weeds too fucking cheap for all the time and effort involved. you can mail order ozs of good enough bud here in canada for like $40 now

[Anonymous No.50083022]

>>50082563
It's more profitable to grow specialty produce like squash than to grow weed

[Anonymous No.50083269]

>>50079086
You must be growing a fair amount then for that level of effort.

[Anonymous No.50084068]

>>50077700
nice get.

[Anonymous No.50084096]

>>50078580
I want to grow marijuana for personal consumption.
How do I get seeds?

[Anonymous No.50084118]

Literally just get a job and buy crypto you hustler grindsrt retards replying to a 1pbtid glowie general.

[Anonymous No.50084130]

Bump just to see some actual fucking business on /biz/ instead of coins.
my only side hustle is working 2 remote jobs at once, it's a bitch to manage the meetings but worth doubling up on wages.

[Anonymous No.50084144]

>>50070930
The jew fears the indoor prawn farmer

[Anonymous No.50084160]

>>50070930
steal garloids and sell them in profitable regions
captcha: m0mmy

[Anonymous No.50084163]

>>50080505
Both gas and wear are tax deductible as an independent contractor. But continue spreading FUD so you have less competitors.

[Anonymous No.50084254]

>>50070930
>under 21 year olds in my uni have me make liquor runs and I upcharge
>under 21s need to bring beer or buy beer for parties, I make bull runs and up charge
>I bounce at a bar part time (unifag) confiscate in state ids and sell it back to them, then make them pay me to get in
>if you want to cut the line that’s 50 bucks
>got paid to be a undercover and rat out the competing bar for 500 bucks by the police dep
>got paid 5k by bar owning for doing so
>get paid 100 bucks to walk girls home sometimes
>sued a noon who pulled a knife and I drew my cc and clipped him, survived, but sued for emotional damage as well as sexual
>sell oregano to middle schoolers saying it’s delta ‘18’ the newest shit
>shit in a composting toilet (survival off grid toilet) and make compost soil to sell to hippies
>infect myself with Covid to sell plasma to uni for experiments and shit
>partook in a mental health thing bc anxiety and depression and they were testing ecstasy- brought headphones and listened to that song DRAWN IN FROM THE BACKDROP HERE YOU CAN FADE YOH CAN FADE AWAY. On repeat and the nurse studying me (my ex at the time) said I kept talking about Z
>did a testicle examination for the med students for 500, my current GF was the one who weighed, felt, inspected, measured my balls and ass to balls length and sperm count

[Anonymous No.50084283]

>>50076755
dang those chinks

[Anonymous No.50084312]

>>50070930
Buy BTC.

[Anonymous No.50084355]

my wife is an artist and chef, she sells custom decorated cookies on instagram.

[Anonymous No.50084371]

>>50084254
incredibly based and kosher pilled.

[Anonymous No.50084398]

>>50079456
I wouldn't recommend using young garloid the milk is too watery but I guess after a few more years you will have a shit ton of expensive garloids with really creamy milk

[Anonymous No.50084465]

>>50070930
threads like this show the decline of manufacturing in the west. Nobody wants to actually produce anything. Its either selling used goods, selling chinese goods, or other small time BS.

Why does nobody have skills to actually make anything? Why is nobody making gold grills for niggers, making high end leather jackets, making energy drink brands, etc.

[Anonymous No.50084484]

>>50081754
i wish i had done this in my prime. When I was in my early 20s women would literally stare at me while applying lipstick pretty much any time i was in a public place. Could have made bank if i understood how to market myself at the time.

[Anonymous No.50084547]

>>50070930
Renting air dehumidifiers
Lets say you rent them for 5-10€ per day, depending on the model. With investment of 2k you could buy a couple of units and make in a month the same return as with renting out an apartment. The main problem would be finding customers. If you already work some kind of a hustle in construction or you know someone that could shill you dehumidifiers this could turn into nice steady income.

[Anonymous No.50084557]

thought about getting into lawncare next year, but I am in Europe so the market may be a little different here, still plenty of boomers who are too old to do it and their children have no time to do it for them either. The tools are a lot more expensive than some anons here suggested. Just a professional weed wacker costs 700$ already, then you have other shit like chainsaw and leafblower, lawmmower, it gets easily to 1500-2000$

[Anonymous No.50084583]

>>50084465
>Why does nobody have skills to actually make anything? Why is nobody making gold grills for niggers, making high end leather jackets, making energy drink brands, etc.
because it costs a lot more to start a company like that

[Anonymous No.50084598]

>>50084557
how poor are europoors really if they can't get 2000 dollars together to start a business?

[Anonymous No.50084617]

>>50072055
Fellow Mexican here. Good job, hermano

[Anonymous No.50084653]

>>50084583
also skills, most people in muttland have zero skills. Instead of taking BS degreesn like nigger worship studies, applied drug addict babysitting, Jewish anti-white studies, etc, they should have learned skills to actually make stuff.

[Anonymous No.50084671]

>>50072306

lol why would i care about quality when I can churn out 20 garloids a month on retards willing to pay top dollar when i don't even screen the eggs for defects.

[Anonymous No.50085051]

>>50084598
2000 can be a lot for a young entrepreneur, you should know considering the amount of savings thr average american has

[Anonymous No.50085091]

>>50085051
i'm canadian and $2000 is nothing. If you can't save or borrow 2000 then there is something seriously wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.50085215]

>>50081673
Mind giving a little hint about the book you’re writing?

[Anonymous No.50085262]

>>50070930
My side hustle is more OT at work

[Anonymous No.50085318]

>>50081905
Cant sell anything gun related on ebay or craigslist, against ToS (yes there are gray areas but ammo is not one of them). There is gunbroker (lots of competition) or local classifieds (armslist but charges a fee) or out of your trunk at gun shows. Not really viable.

[Anonymous No.50085388]

>>50072977
>>50081585
>>50081785
People aren't going to give you $400 to clean up their leased eco-cuckbox that they don't even change the oil in & they wash at the gas station.

[Anonymous No.50085419]

>>50071027
lmao imagine holding it to zero!

[Anonymous No.50085425]

work two remote jobs at the same time

[Anonymous No.50085656]

I have a CNC in my shop that I use to make high end guitars at a low volume. It's more of a hobby but I've considered scaling the CNC into a business making cabinets. Once set up the thing runs itself.

[Anonymous No.50085671]

I fill jars of water from my tap and sell it as "gamer girl bathwater"

[Anonymous No.50086706]

>>50085388
>People aren't going to give you $400
Obviously. 7-12 cars per day (6 AM) and a 1 man operation + tips with nice high end vehicles. It adds up.

[Anonymous No.50086713]

>>50072306
Geez, grew up as a kid on our family farm growin these, brings back memories

[Anonymous No.50087781]

i make sports highlight videos for parents and it is now a six fig biz.

[Anonymous No.50087817]

>>50084096
where are you located? I'm in the US and bought them online with no issue. Kind of expensive though so I started cloning the plants I started from seed
>>50085425
what type of work? I do technical support for a niche industry so I think it'd be hard to swing for me

[scrapchad No.50087824]

>>50085656
you should make some gold audemars piguet royal oak cases with your cnc machine.

[Anonymous No.50087852]

>>50077818
Always wanted me a discus burger

[Anonymous No.50087865]

>>50080269
That's literally why they're called "side" hustles retard
Of course a "designer" lacks basic comprehension skills

[Anonymous No.50087902]

>>50070930
I think I'm gonna go back to shorting links.

[Anonymous No.50087959]

>>50085051
homies need to get a job
saving $2k isn't even a month of work

[Anonymous No.50087973]

>>50087781
haha holy shit my dad filmed games of me and my brother in highschool and sold it to the other parents. I don't think he charged enough, but catered highlights for a specific player probably commands a premium

[Anonymous No.50088085]

>>50087973
ya thats exactly what we do....make little jimmy or sally look like an all star by cutting out the times they fuck up lmao....also we charge between 300 and 800 per player

[Anonymous No.50088111]

>>50070930
For one don't because you're completely fucking retarded.

For two don't even ask because nobodies going to tell you fuck all. The best Gigs are unique and you have to find it yourself. You have to have a brain for it see above.

For three, anything worthwhile you will have to declare and pay tax. That means you probably have to be a buisness to start with and you are not. You're just a fucking scumbag and you'll always be a fuckin scumbag until you take some fucking lessons. You dumb cunt.

> I'm just gonna skip to the profit hurrdurrrr tell me what urrrr durrrr monkey c mohnkehh durrrr ooo oo

Here have a banana you chimp brained fool god I wish I could punch you in the face.

Go to prison if you can't go to school, faggot. Do something fuck.

[Anonymous No.50088153]

>>50084465
You haven't tried obviously.

[Anonymous No.50088196]

This is a good thread

[Anonymous No.50088223]

>>50087865
Good thing you know how to read faggot.
And your proposed hustle is great as well as you reading comprehension is.
Just like many others in this thread that are just plain out jokes or jobbers jobs.

[Anonymous No.50088496]

>>50088223
i'm starting to think about creating websites for a drone photography, 3d printing of odd parts, and selling rare plants. Then trying to find reliable people to do the actual work.. bait em in with $40 an hour with the caveat that I will cut them after 2 hours if I don't like them

[Anonymous No.50088593]

>>50070930
Back in college, I did some voiceover work. I did a bunch of them for cash, but I still get about $500/month (give or take) in royalties. Shit's cash yo.

[Anonymous No.50088610]

>>50071060
How does one successfully try to trade crypto in this current market bear. Could you please tell me?

[Anonymous No.50088612]

>>50070930
In USA mobile notary public

[Anonymous No.50088619]

>>50084254
>dude just buy alcohol for kids
>dude just extort bar goers
>dude just work as a rat for the police
>dude just deal drugs to kids

[Anonymous No.50088711]

>>50073005

My gf has told me about this and I'm in the middle. I wouldn't mind an extra few hundred simp bucks desu, but it also feels a bit like I'm whoring her out, even if it's just feet.

[Anonymous No.50088796]

>>50081673
How did you start your WFH side hustle? I am a software dev at a big automotive company in Germany but I seem to be too retarded to start a sidle hustle out of it. Everything seems to be crowded by pajeets which are undercutting the prices...

[Anonymous No.50088818]

>>50088711
she wants dudes looking at her feet

[Anonymous No.50088997]

ebay really nails you with the fees, shipping and taxes. Sure you can sell stuff there and make a few bucks, but unless you have items that are high ticket, rare or really sought after it's kind of sucks.

Hard to find good stuff to flip at thrift stores anymore, around here at least. Every thrift store that you go to just at that time there is like 8 dudes powerwalking around the store scanning everything with their phone and getting to the good shit way before you ever will.

[Anonymous No.50089097]

anybody here wholesale real estate? ive herd its good money

[Anonymous No.50089111]

>>50081838
Requires HAZMAT certification and other shit. Definitely not entry level.

[Anonymous No.50089253]

>>50070930
These kind of threads signal we are close to the bottom. I now just need to wait for the following threads to appear and I will buy back in

>how to shoplift
>pissing in the sink to save money
>cooking for poorfags

[Anonymous No.50089273]

>>50089253
Fuck crypto

[Anonymous No.50089326]

>reselling concert tickets for 2-3x on Lysted or stubhub
>reselling books on eBay/mercari/Amazon from thrift stores, book sales, etc

What else?

[Anonymous No.50089355]

>>50081585
Cheers. Props to your friend, he must be good at marketing his service, I hope I can hit that level soon. Ridiculous return for something that requires zero formal training.

>>50081785
>>50085388
It's all about finding the right clientele. The market is wide, and there are customers (used car dealerships for instance) who are are only looking for the lowest bidder. Every detailer with any sense wants to build a reputation and name that allows him to move upmarket towards wealthy car owners who want their rides to stay pristine.

[Anonymous No.50089400]

>>50089326
Post skin colour or nose

[Anonymous No.50089415]

>>50089253
>how to shoplift
>>/biz/thread/S50033060
>pissing in the sink to save money
if it's yellow, let it mellow, anon
>cooking for poorfags
>>/biz/thread/S50034258

[Anonymous No.50089477]

>>50084557
>Just a professional weed wacker costs 700$
Do you not have online secondhand marketplaces flooded with electric corded string trimmers for $0-$50? Chainsaw and leafblower are not mission critical for all jobs, mow lawns for a couple weeks and then take your revenue to go buy those things.

>>50084254
Legendary hustle

[Anonymous No.50089483]

Open up some throwaway LLC and start any business you can think of under it. Give it a year or so to see if it has any growth, most everything is a tax write off so ultimately it’ll end up with little real cost if nothing happens and you can try another venture until one works. I’m not sure if there’s a cap as to how long you can do this and fail, but whether it’s lawncare/construction labor contracting or whatever you can make something happen.

[Anonymous No.50089500]

>>50089111
lol, no hazmat fee for ammo retard. Stocking enough powder so that the hazmat fee doesn't matter makes sense tho

[Anonymous No.50089521]

since illegal shit is discussed openly here, does anyone know a place on the dark web where i can buy weed and not get scammed?

[Anonymous No.50089529]

>>50089415
Kek. The bottom is in

[Anonymous No.50089537]

>>50089521
grow your own faggot

[Anonymous No.50089543]

>>50089521
Whatever the current alphabay/silkroad equivalent is I guess

[Anonymous No.50089574]

>>50088593
How did you find customers or clients? I have production and engineering skills but studied shit in tech. Wanna keep honing those skills on the side

[Anonymous No.50089679]

>>50088610
Well again, it's just research and proper strategy. Simply that. DeFi protocols for stable income is a cool option.

[Anonymous No.50089692]

>>50070930
I don't really like interacting with people, so being all proactive and selling them shit they don't want is out for me.
So instead my side hustles involve reducing costs for myself.
Given I would have to pay ~50% tax on the last dollar I earn, saving $1 effectively means I earned $2.
So far the best of these side hustles has been raising meat rabbits.
I have 5 cages/bunny tractors so I can have 2 does and one male and 1 for young girls and 1 for young boys.
I move mine around my garden so they mostly eat grass which is basically free so the only cost was building cages and getting the bunnies and some feed for the winter.
I spend ~10 minutes twice a day to feed them/move them and other than that, they keep to themselves.
I get 3 litters a year per doe, averaging 6 bunnies per litter, each providing meat for 7 meals for 2. That means most of my meat consumption is covered by this setup.
It is a very easy animal to keep and they are fun to watch. 100% would recommend.
Spent a total of $600 on cages, 60 on the bunnies and 50/year on feed.
Went from 300/month on food to 150. So that is an annual savings of 1800.
You probably need new cages every 3-5 years, so assuming 3 years, you spend 250 a year to keep them happy, even rounding up to 300, it is a good ROI.
And if you want to, you could sell the fur or extra meat, the production is scalable if you have the space.

[Anonymous No.50089800]

You can sell your plasma but it might fuck up your veins and make your face puffy. But easy 100-300 dollars a week or two.

[Anonymous No.50089832]

>>50089679
I have been checking on Equilibrium and Genshiro DeFi protocols. I recently learnt labour the 20X leverage offering on the former and wouldn't know if it's just worth trying out or not.

[Anonymous No.50090038]

>>50089832
Those should be worth trying then once I am fully ready for business during this godforsaken bear. Thank you.