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>be fat and ugly
>my best friend dies in a car accident
>other best friend is on heroin again, going to rehab for the SIXTEENTH time
>sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit
>get a $200 pair of sunglasses
>feel like a new person when I wear these glasses, almost like a superhero
>I feel like no one can see me, but I can see through everyones soul
>start going to bars and clubs, something I've never done before
>start flirting with women far out of my league, fail the first few times
>start lying about my profession, telling them I'm a bitcoin investor or a lawyer
>a few start falling for it, finally start getting da pussay
>life is finally going good, gonna open a skate park in Iceland soon
We're gonna make it bros.

>> No.50062467

Based

>> No.50062513

>>50062257
I wish I could do this but I'm too much of a sperg. Not even fat or ugly, just autistic beyond all hope.

>> No.50062524

wait youre saying that the only thing stopping me from hot sex with 10/10 models is a $200 investment in sunglasses?

>> No.50062543

>>50062257
based, bought glasses. thanks anon

>> No.50062629

>>50062257
i love how you just jump from "getting pussy" to full on opening a skate park

>> No.50062638

>>50062513
but did you ever wear the $200 glasses?

>> No.50062640

>>50062513
you need the sunglasses

>> No.50062644
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>>50062257
okay but how do i profit from this

>> No.50062650

>>50062513
jesus dude it's the glasses are you even reading?

>> No.50062653

>>50062257
>>50062644
you buy the sunglasses, invest your savings on your shitcoin of preference (mostly lace) and there we go, wgmi

>> No.50062656

>>50062524
your all fucking retards. those bitches dont give a fuck if your a "bitcoin investor" anon. They want attention. If you listen to them and can hold simple but meaningful/funny conversations with women they will shovel pussy to you like its coal on a train. Op they like the stache start working out

>> No.50062658

>>50062257
well they do say that men are themselves only when they wear a mask so, you might be onto something here

>> No.50062667

>>50062257
>>50062656
i love the passive aggressiveness you hold while giving an actual meaningful and wise advice

>> No.50062668

>>50062656
this

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>>50062656

>> No.50062686

>>50062656
>They want attention.
oh nevermind then. not for sale

>> No.50062696

>>50062656
>>50062686
you want the pussy right? imagine all the free time you will get after you stop masturbating 9 times a day

>> No.50062704

>>50062686
okay i start seeing why some of you never get pussy

>> No.50062711

>>50062686
quite the maidenless behavior you're having there anon

>> No.50062762

>>50062656
Literally this just pretend you carea nd throw in jokes in conversation

>> No.50062790

>>50062667
>>50062668
>>50062681
>>50062686
>>50062762
i do it for the feet

>> No.50062838 [DELETED] 

>>50062790
I'm on nofap and female feet give me the hardest errection ever FUCKK

>> No.50062934

>>50062838
based foot anon, i have a theory that people with this brain mutation have higher energy where my footbros at

>> No.50062954

>>50062257
Based beyond belief

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