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>> No.50054058
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Powell pivot incoming, the Melt-Up resumes imminently, only high T bulls will make it now.

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>> No.50054073

there is no god to help us

>> No.50054079
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>>50054058
LOL

>> No.50054092

>SIGA pump and dump

Kek baggies

>> No.50054091
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>>50054058
I want to believe.

>> No.50054095

>>50054073
Ah, another oil baron, I see.

>> No.50054099
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>>50054058
Gettin real sick of your shit, meltup man.

>> No.50054100
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>this market

>> No.50054105

>>50054058
oh, it's the suicide guy

>> No.50054111
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SOXLsisters...

>> No.50054122
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Kek SIGAniggas

>> No.50054123
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I'm going to play FF3 now

>> No.50054131

To anyone and everyone: aside from U.S. equities what proportion of your investments are foreign. e.g. I have 0% foreign from my country.

>>50053993
Hey bro, try going on a walk later this evening.

>> No.50054133

>>50054123
Jap 3 or US 3

>> No.50054146

>>50054131
>Hey bro, try going on a walk later this evening.
Why? I've been on walks, there's no point

>> No.50054152
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>>50054058
>>50054099
He can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.50054156
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in 3 weeks ill begin employment at a publicly traded, non profitable tech growth company
Watch. And. Learn.

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>>50054122
We need to get her BMI up.

>> No.50054165

Anyone else unnaturally horny lately? I can't stop these urges. Even my rooster is horny and keeps raping the hens all day. I think they put something in the air

>> No.50054166
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Why does Big Oil look like it topped after that huge sell off 2 weeks ago.

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bros is there a chance for a 4th of July rally Friday?

>> No.50054191

>>50054165
No more than usual. Which is basically all the time.

>> No.50054193

>>50054184
Wait 2 more days

>> No.50054195

>>50054184
The rally will be when they trade futures up over the 3 day weekend

>> No.50054202

>>50054123
I own but never finished that DS remake of 3, assuming you mean Japanese FF3

>> No.50054210

>>50054166
just the small cycle. I wouldn't expect oil to drop below $100 soon. Demand is still strong.

>> No.50054212

>>50054166
Jim Brandon needed to stick it to those CEOs and made a few calls.

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>>50054184
Oh, good, I forgot about the second fucking market closure in a month.

>> No.50054228

>>50054184
>With people out celebrating the July 4th holiday, the hangover sets in after. As shown below, the average S&P 500 change on the trading day after July 4th is a decline of 0.18% with gains only 42% of the time.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4272756-july-4th-market-returns

>> No.50054232

>>50054031
What do I give my GF to make her boobs grow like in the OP? Fake tits are horrible and I don't want to pay for the surgery anyways.
Should I invest in SIGA?

>> No.50054236

Mannarino needs a stern talking to as well
>I will keep you on top of this
>Markets go down
>BRB I need to regroup lol

>> No.50054242
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>>50054079
>>50054099
Imagine believing in GME baggie tier schizo nonsense about how Jpow is going to crash the economy just to not solve inflation, just lol.
>>50054091
You will be rewarded when the Melt-Up comes for us anon. Amen.

>> No.50054254

>>50054156
Inb4 you get laid off from the recession

>> No.50054255
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>>50054242
Trust me, I'm long on a bunch of garbage. But I'm watching, and brother, I ain't learning.

>> No.50054260

>>50054255
lmao

>> No.50054261

Putting $20000 into SIGA shorts tomorrow what am I in for?

>> No.50054268

>>50054242
>You will be rewarded when the Melt-Up comes for us anon. Amen.
I hope so man. Nothing makes sense. Inflation everywhere. So obviously stonks down, metals down, and a rush into the fucking dollar and bonds yielding nowhere near an inflation hedge. Because of reasons.

>> No.50054271

>>50054232
Estrogen tranny pills probably
Or just have babies with her

>> No.50054278

>>50054261
Heterosexual sex.

>> No.50054281

>>50054255
We have so much in common. Let's fuck.

>> No.50054283

>>50054242
>Jpow is going to crash the economy
He's calling it a soft landing, but yes

>> No.50054286

>>50054255
I can imagine this guy jumping off a building after saying "Watch and Learn". Then Neo going "woah" at the splat.

>> No.50054316

>>50054268
Because panic and a correction was due, but it was overdone because retarded funds doubled down on shit like netflix and pelton as rate hikes started and covid ended.
>>50054283
Jpow's actions > his words since they're meaningless. He's still buying treasuries and securities during QT instead of dumping them.

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>>50054133
>>50054202
It's the US pixel remaster, fun game. I got a couple crystals last night and been using dragoon, black belt, holy fuck they hit hard. Yeah I don't really like the 3d remakes as much they look weird.

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>>50054316
Apple, Tesla and semis need to be reckoned with before this grind down is over.

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I just want to be a homeowner and have a wife that isn’t fat

>> No.50054368

>>50053597
is the fertility market mostly just IVF?

>> No.50054373

>>50054146
Stop day trading. Fastest way to become depressed.

>> No.50054374

I got chopped up today gang. I was retarded and day traded.
What a shitty day. Low volume algo driven BS

>> No.50054377

>>50054254
>can soak up unemployment and foodstamps during the recession
bullish

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>>50054031
How do you do fellow retail investors?

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>>50054254
it could be worse, his employment offer could be rescinded before he even begins.

>> No.50054395
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>>50054316
Powelletty isn't in control

>> No.50054407

>>50054382
I've lost everything

>> No.50054412
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Alright, I'm going to go clean my bathroom. See you fags later. Don't post any penises while I'm gone.

>> No.50054414

>>50054373
I don't really daytrade. I only hang out here because it's kind of fun and you guys are my only friends. Though, I'm beginning to question if that's healthy or not

>> No.50054417

>>50054382
My algo didn't do anything.

>> No.50054438

>>50054382
Fuck off Powell

>> No.50054440

>>50054316
The thing is I can see the logic in his forecast but what if the 'street narrative' never turns, or the whole thing just grinds on for years.

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If i was Scoopsies I would cut my losses and put 50k in SIGA, and 50k in CMRX. It's that easy. But no, the faggot retard is going to watch the line go down more. I will have more money than scoopsies in 3 months. kek

>> No.50054482
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.50054491

>>50054414
>Though, I'm beginning to question if that's healthy or not
What do you think?

>> No.50054510

>>50054491
I haven't figured it out yet

>> No.50054533

How badly will SPY dump tomorrow?

>> No.50054548

>>50054533
assuming it doesn't crab more.

>> No.50054559

>>50054414
If you live somewhere in the Western US, go on a hike somewhere cool. Preferably one that’s somewhat difficult. Clears your mind and makes you feel a sense of accomplishment, especially if there’s a nice view or scenery at the end. Not to mention all the other benefits from exercise.

>> No.50054565

>>50054382
Cashed out +7 percent on that SIGA pump but down 10 percent on NRGU that I'm gonna hold.

>> No.50054566
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>>50054395
>Powelletty
whos the Michaels?

>> No.50054590

>>50054359
hey thats me!

>> No.50054600

>>50054565
nice one buffet.

>> No.50054608

>>50054566
Schwabchaels

>> No.50054609

>>50054559
I went hiking last year a bunch

>> No.50054622
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note tield pushing back below 3% so low rates are soon here again and oil is crashing as expected

>> No.50054630

>>50054058
Don't listen to this guy, he is just a bobo in disguise that makes exuberant mumu cope posts to get other mumus riled up and excited only to be demoralized even more.

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>>50054261
>what am I in for?
Judging by the last week, it looks like you're in for bears shorting the fucking out of it for literally no reason at all. M Pox is spreading and an emergency is inevitable, so I really don't know what bears are thinking on this one.

>> No.50054666

>>50054156
What company? I want a way to finally be able to short the L*m poster.

>> No.50054695

>>50054166
Oil is at the point in the cycle where it starts to feel like there's no more upside. I'm not saying there won't be more upside, but the general consensus is that it's unlikely. People think the cycle has peaked.
The question then becomes: How long will these oil prices hold up before they crash?

With late cycle fear/pessimism, multiples tend to compress to insane lows. Realistically the only way oil stocks move higher at this point is from sustained, massive buybacks of their own stock.
Look for the companies that have already implemented these buybacks. Dividends are good too.

Personally I see oil stocks moving another 4-5x higher over the next 3 years, but it's gonna be a slog to get to that point. There may be a better entry than today's prices if the whole market continues to slide.

>> No.50054701

>>50054666
CRWD
also checked satan trips

>> No.50054705

Did I just see a naked guy on a beach? LoL

>> No.50054709

>>50054695
>How long will these oil prices hold up before they crash?
IIRC oil output in the US is going back to pre pandemic levels in 2023

>> No.50054724

>>50054533
It is not just going to dump without lots of volatility decay to disincentivize speculation and gambling.

>> No.50054729

>>50054666
The lum poster is definitely a glowie. Anyone that can shove a lum doll that large up their ass has definitely shoved shit up their ass for the CIA.

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>>50054705
Yes, yes you did. Thank god we have a janny who dedicates his/her life to this board.

>> No.50054741

>>50054228
What If you traded based on historical averages for everyday?

>> No.50054747

>>50054709
That's my view on supply as well. Question is more about demand. All the barrels will be consumed of course, but at what price will the transactions settle?

>> No.50054759

>>50054737
Future pox or AIDS case

>> No.50054766
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Noob here, I wanted to start investing/trading with €1-2k, mainly to learn how it works and to not let my unused money lose value. However I found out that the cheapest broker in my country (that acts as a withholding agent) charges a whopping €8 for every transaction on the NASDAQ/NYSE. Isn't that crazy? With commissions this high, is it still recommended to invest/trade with small sums?

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>>50054759
>>50054737
IT'S GAY PRIDE MONTH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HULKAMANIACS! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD BROTHER! PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T A FAGGOT DUDE!

FAGGOTS, WHO ARE 1.65% OF THE US POPULATION ACCOUNT FOR 63% OF THE SYPHILIS CASES DUDE!
>http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
FAGGOTS ARE 17X MORE LIKELY TO GET ANAL CANCER THAN STRAIGHTS BRAH
>http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/the_gay_agenda_and_the_real_world.html
TRANNIES ARE 4X MORE LIKELY TO HAVE AIDS DUDE
>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
FAGGOTS ARE 60X MORE LIKEY TO HAVE AIDS THAN NON-FAGGOTS BROTHER
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3462414/
46% OF HOMOS REPORT BEING MOLESTED, COMPARED TO ONLY 7% OF STRAIGHT HULKAMANIACS
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
41% OF TRANNIES HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO COMMIT SUICIDE DUDE, AND THATS A SHOOT BROTHER
>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
65% OF TRANNIES HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING THEMSELVES IN THE LAST YEAR BRAH
>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44
GAYS ARE MORE LIKELY THAN STRAIGHTS TO HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS BROTHER
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2072932/
LOOK OUT BRITISH HULKAMANIACS! 1 IN 8 FAGGOTS IN LONDON HAS HIV
>http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/18/13-of-gay-and-bisexual-men-in-london-living-with-hiv/
FAGGOTS ARE 200 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH HIV TOO DUDE!
>http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
27% OF TRANNIES HAVE AIDS, ONLY 12% REPORT IT DUDE
>http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/transgender/
MALE TO FEMALE TRANNIES ARE 50 TIMES MORE LIKELY THAN NORMAL PEOPLE TO HAVE HIV BRAH
>http://news.yahoo.com/one-group-people-acquiring-hiv-204557712.html

SO HAVE PRIDE THIS MONTH BROTHERS, PRIDE THAT YOU DON'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS AND AREN'T ON QUEER STREET AND LIKIN' IT DUDE.
-HH

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>>50054759
Most likely that abomination has both right now

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>AH +0.37 (9.09%)
POWW, right in the kisser!

>> No.50054791

>>50054382
Up on SARK

>> No.50054793

>>50054261
>>50054644
Ah, misread your post. You're going to get BTFO in a week or two.

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>$55 SOXL Average

I didn't realize that Crypto crashing would cause a flood of GPU's on the market and tank Semis...

Holding on to a nice fat juicy $25,000USD loss

>> No.50054814

>>50054414
It's not healthy. I got a month ban a couple months ago and left this shithole for a couple weeks. It was nice getting away from the anime posters and permafaggots and of course the losers like rocker and baggot

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>>50054775
Based Hulk Hogan

>> No.50054821

>>50054799
I wonder what the neon shortage will do to semis

>> No.50054827

>>50054799
consumer electronics account for like 10% of semi market growth anon

>> No.50054838

>>50054775
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER

>> No.50054841

>>50054775
Based Hogan poster

>> No.50054853

>>50054814
>month ban
Wtf did you do?

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>>50054799
Just hold. Surely the Lumposter didn't shill it and bail on everyone? Surely this man who posts anime knows what he is doing?

>> No.50054866

Anyone long VIX? If so, how and why? I’m contemplating going all in with a couple of contracts

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>>50054766
What you describe is unfortunately quite normal outside the U.S. I highly, highly recommend that you save money to buy an apartment first, then have a small emergency fund. Especially now. I did not go serious with stocks until $10,000.

>> No.50054874

>>50054853
I may or may not have doxxed rocker

>> No.50054889

>>50054827
9.0% of SOXX is Nvidia.

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>>50054874
lmao

>> No.50054901

>>50054766
You may have better success asking later. Not many EU people on right now.

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>>50054874
Kek based

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>>50054874
He has his PO box listed and cleans shit filled garbage cans for a living. I seriously doubt he cares if you found out what disgusting roach filled apartment he lives at. But great job, we will all assemble and fly to his village.

>> No.50054952

>>50054855
i liquidated my SOXL in the mid 60s last year lol
2 more weeks SIGA bro!!!

>> No.50054961

>>50054766
>>50054901
See if you can open account with tastyworks. Transferring money to the US as a euro cuck can be painful because of FX and fees but once your money is in that relative safe haven you’re going to have a great time gambling like a gentleman

>> No.50054966

>>50054897
>>50054904
>>50054916
Just got tired of all the busy talk

>> No.50054968

Bros, if the market pumps tomorrow my life will be ruined.

>> No.50054976

>>50054889
SOXL tracks ICESEMI, if you can figure out its weightings let me know

>> No.50054991

>>50054966
Did you watch the video where he drives to walmart to grab some beer and google map the intersection he started at? Great job magoo

>> No.50055022

>>50054968
Kek I got some bad news bro. We have been crabbing/red for 3 days due to this Powell bullshit today. Tomorrow will be green. Get out early

>> No.50055026

>>50054976
Ok, 7% of SOXL is Nvidia and 3.36% is AMD and they are both video card merchants.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SOXL/holdings?p=SOXL

>> No.50055037

>>50054814
I have nowhere else to go though

>> No.50055040

>>50054991
It really didn't take long at all he needs to be more careful. Anyway moving on

>> No.50055051

>>50054874
Wait, did you also find his home apartment?
I thought I was the only one...

>> No.50055057

>>50055022
No. There’s literally no reason for the market to rally

>> No.50055064

>>50055037
Ya me neither. And I don't have real friends so it was boring at first. But it worked out

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>>50054031
Be aware of early tech stocks. Most of them are scams!

https://youtu.be/Dt0FnuPXXjs

>> No.50055069

WARM BEER ON A MONDAY MORNING

fuck me it's another 3 day weekend

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>>50055040
u going to fly to his residence and knock on his door? I look forward to his next update while he dances naked wearing your flesh as a coat.
>Goodbye Horses

>> No.50055095

>>50055051
Hahahah
>>50055057
It's not gonna rally for long. But it's going to rally. Imo until the 7/6 release of the fomc meeting minutes from June.

>> No.50055097

>>50055026
those weightings can change rapidly as they try to track ICESEMI as closely as possible, but as of right now we can hold them to be standard. even so, both NVDA and AMD are positioned very well in markets that aren't GPUs, maybe we'll see some near term declines with waning GPU demand and macro forces but long range they'll be fine.

>> No.50055113

>>50055090
For the record I personally would never do something like that unless he hurt my family or something. I'm not risking jail time over that fat bald midget. I'm just tired of him and the bussy shit

>> No.50055116

>>50055095
It can’t rally at all, even a 10% rally stretched out over a couple days will kill me.

>> No.50055119

>>50054968
Post positions

>> No.50055128

>>50055069
>yank market closed
the market is healing

>> No.50055134

>>50055119
Literally 100% sqqq. Life savings.

>> No.50055148

>>50055134
?

>> No.50055156

>>50055116
I'm long for now. The week before fomc I'll sell and go short. Neither may pay off but the last 4 fomcs this is what happens

>> No.50055164

>>50055134
It’ll go back down again even if it goes up tomorrow. I don’t think you have anything to worry about.

>> No.50055182

>>50055134
This is so degenerate.

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>>50055113
Did you call up his boomer boss or his apartment manager and talk about his jewish penis or his piss jugs? Please elaborate what you mean when you say you "DOXXED" him? Did you hack his computer? Please finish your story

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>>50055097
> both NVDA and AMD are positioned very well in markets that aren't GPUs
No they're not.
Meanwhile in the real world AMD is burning cash and diluting their shares.

>> No.50055206

>>50055134
Based

>> No.50055207

>>50054873
I see... It's just hard to hold back because I've spent months reading stuff and looking at videos, just to find this out. Plus it feels like a missed opportunity right now because everything is cheap and people say it's gonna get cheaper. With a long time horizon and high risk tolerance I could have made good gains

>>50054901
It's night right now, so you mean like in the morning?

>>50054961
I have no idea how something like that would work, but my country is supported by tastyworks. What about taxes on trading gains though? Do I pay them as if I was an US citizen? Do I pay nothing in my own country?

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>>50055134

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>>50055184
He is just an autistic virgin anon. Let him pretend he is relevant.

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Fuck Rocker, that dude is such a massive small dicked faggot

>> No.50055238

>ye bro it's a recession bro I promise
>retail sales MoM in multiple countries beats expectations
>unemployment keeps getting lower
bullish if you ask me

>> No.50055239

>>50054031
>even glowies aren't safe from being turned into anime girls

>> No.50055249

>>50055192
both NVDA and AMD have significant revenue from products and services that are not GPUs
i already mentioned there might be short term headwinds in "the real world" (lol) but they're fine long term.

>> No.50055255

>>50055238
Good news is bad news because that gives the fed more room to increase interest rates and maybe actually stop buying MBSs.

>> No.50055266

>>50055184
I don't want another ban. It's not that interesting. I have nothing personal against him he just annoys me

>> No.50055277

>>50054359
I was like this. My wife started ballooning. I tried changing her so many times, even bought her a new Mac on the condition she would lose weight. She didn't. I left her for a 20 year old girl

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>>50055229
Oh shit, it's real

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>>50055249
Your post sounds as stupid as a paid advertisement.

>> No.50055291

>>50055192
When did they do that massive issue of shares? Never saw no news about that - was that part of the deal they made with that company

>> No.50055301

>>50055238
>>unemployment keeps getting lower
Fake numbers, who cares

>> No.50055310

>>50055192
You literally don't know anything you retard.

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>You literally don't know anything you retard.
>1 post by this ID

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>>50055266
Cool story bro

>> No.50055408

>>50055285
42% of NVDAs revenue comes from data centers, computing, AI systems, AI driving, robotics, and more. their P/E ratio is high because of their position in fields like AI, and the rapid market growth they've had in these segments
AMD has 57% of its operating income from enterprise, embedded systems, and semi-custom sales, which was its fastest growing segment
if you think easily verifiable facts about a company's product offerings and revenue by segment is an ad, im sorry you're retarded

>> No.50055413

>>50054058
>melt up
>during a shemitah
oh goy..

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>> No.50055422

>>50055291
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4394894-amds-stock-will-struggle-under-weight-of-xilinx

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OILING UP MY HOG BROS

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FUCK YA, GREASING THE LIZARD

>> No.50055446

>>50055277
>he didnt walk his wife properly

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>>50055408
>lies by omission
This is comical. Is someone paying you to do this?

>~50% gaming (crypto)
https://businessquant.com/nvidia-revenue-by-segment

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STARE AT AT BROS. MAKE A WISH

>> No.50055466

>>50055119
100% SPY puts expiring tomorrow

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FUCKING CLEAN THE COCK BRO

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https://youtu.be/25aDpUpoj4k
Need some pills for that erectile dysfunction, mumu?

>> No.50055495

>>50054775
holy based

>> No.50055496

>>50055454
this changes the fact they have significant revenue from sources other than GPUs how, retard?
have you lost the plot, or are you just low IQ?

>> No.50055511

>>50055238
>retail sales MoM in multiple countries beats expectations
Runaway inflation + price gouging cranking that shit sky high

>> No.50055515

>>50055413
>Getting to write it all off
Do you even rub hands bro?

>> No.50055518

>>50055134
ygmi

>> No.50055538

>>50055207
>Do I pay nothing in my own country?
No, you only pay it in your own country.
https://support.tastyworks.com/support/solutions/articles/43000435356-taxes-faq-for-international-accounts

>> No.50055551

>>50055134
All in QQQ Sept 220p

>> No.50055555

Wait, I get in trouble when the pajeet writes bad code? Can someone in tech please explain to me if this is just how it works or if my bank is dumb?

>> No.50055557

>>50055422
Yea I figured it was that deal. Its hardly a dillution the way he or you express it when its shares for assets of the whole company. Its expansion. Mr Mott is permabear either way kinda hard to take him serious when he shits on every company including all the market leaders.

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>NOOO NOT MY HECKIN NVIDIA
wtf lmao

>> No.50055580

>>50055555
Huh? What you mean?

>> No.50055604

>>50055551
>All in QQQ Sept 220p
Now you, I will be watching (And learning)

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>wtf lmao

>> No.50055655

S&P more like poop and pee.

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>>50055551
Thanks for the free donation.
We look forward to doing business with you

>> No.50055676

>>50055655
S&P bros...

>> No.50055677

>>50055655 (You)
LOL

>> No.50055692

>>50055655 (You) (You)
MY SIDES

>> No.50055706

>>50055655 (You) (You) (You)
kek'd and checked

>> No.50055707

>>50055655
Is this priced in???????

>> No.50055754

>>50055655
>>50055677
>>50055692
Based newfren

>> No.50055762

>>50055277
No you didn't lol unless you're paying alimony out the ass in which case your death soon is gonna make me blow a fat load
Also
>using expensive gifts to make your wife lose weight
I know you're full of shit
T. Married, rich, 1 son, and a fat wife that I forced through actual communication to do something about her weight and she did and looks great at 35

>> No.50055781

>>50055762
>looks great at 35
stones?

>> No.50055794

>>50054095
OH N-
>White House Is Quietly Modeling For $200 Oil "Shock"
>And here is the punchline: at the current record pace of SPR drainage, one way or another the Biden admin will have to end its artificial attempts to keep the price of oil lower some time in October (or risk entering a war with China over Taiwan with virtually no oil reserve). This means that unless Putin ends his war some time in the next 5 months, there is a non-trivial chance that oil will hit a record price around $200 - precisely the price the White House is bracing for - a few days before the midterms. While translates into $10+ gasoline.
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/white-house-quietly-modeling-shock-200-oil

>> No.50055819

>futures
it's unironically over.

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>>50055794
>unless Putin ends his war
make it stop

>> No.50055843

>>50055557
They're diluting and repurchasing at the same time. The repurchase might partly explain why they're cash-to-debt is going down.
https://ir.amd.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/1050/amd-announces-new-8-billion-share-repurchase-authorization

>The new share repurchase program is designed to return value to shareholders by offsetting dilution from stock issuances and reducing share count over time.

>> No.50055851

How do you guys make money with options?

>> No.50055857

>>50055819
Nothing is happening you melt

>> No.50055865

>>50055843
*their

>> No.50055869

>>50055851
by not buying them and selling them to degenerate gamblers instead

>> No.50055897

>>50055851
Covered calls/poor man's covered calls (Calendar spreads)/cash covered puts.

>> No.50055928

>>50055538
Oh ok then it's useless. I don't want to deal with taxes myself (I have low commissions brokers even here in my country, but they don't act as withholding agents, so I avoid them). Thanks for the tip anyway

>> No.50055939

>>50055781
Nice
She isn't back to her old weight but she's better than she looked after she got pregnant good fuck man. Her thyroid got shot and so I (being the savvy PA I am) told her she needed to get her tsh and t3/4 levels checked. First doc she went to was retarded said it was her iron lol I told her to go tell that bitch to fuck herself and get rechecked by someone else. Low and behold, they checked and said she was running at the higher levels close to 5 which is NOT BUENO so she's been on levo now and unfortunately she's gonna be on it for life but at least her weight has gone back to normal

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https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
Gonna go on a date here in a little bit but just wanted to say, good luck tonight frens.

>> No.50055996

>>50055851
I watch the chart all day for a good entry point then close the position before market ends

>> No.50056015

>>50055939
Nice one anon, surprised they didn't just throw anti-depressants at her

>> No.50056031

Jannies, you have to realize you can't stop me. I'll continue to say nigger and call out tranny freaks in /smg/ and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

>> No.50056040

>>50055851
>sell high IV
>buy low IV

>> No.50056061

>>50056040
How do you determine that?

>> No.50056063

>>50055794
EV owners we just keep winning.

>> No.50056084

>>50056031
Just as long as you're not the cock poster

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>>50055266
So let me get this one straight. A guy annoys you on the interweb, so instead of filtering you take the time to figure out where he lives, possibly dox him, get banned for a month, don’t know how to evade said ban, and now your back. You sound like a total faggot.

>> No.50056093

>>50056063
MPG isn't too much of an issue just cruising for Puerto Rican male prostitutes though

>> No.50056102

>>50056063
I'm genuinely curious how much it costs to charge them at their homes vs what a gas bill would be.

>> No.50056105

>>50055794
>or risk entering a war with China over Taiwan with virtually no oil reserve
Just end the US already

>> No.50056110

U.S. basedoil stocks at the end of May were seen dropping to an eight-month low

>> No.50056115

>>50056015
OH they would've. That's the problem with this country if you can get a patient in antidepressants you have a patient for life and with it a piggy bank. It's disgusting. Depression is more often than not a major thyroid deficiency and you can check this on JSTOR, the research has always been compelling but they won't ever go out and say it because it would cripple MERCK and novartis and other big pharma names. Disgusting country.

>> No.50056133

What absolutely riveting market action we had today crab chads

>> No.50056136

>>50056102
That's the funny thing. MP$ is about to be gigafucked this winter as US LNG prices converge to European ones, because it's such a large fraction of US power generation.

>> No.50056137

>>50055207
If you are new to stocks: please paper trade for at least one quarter. In my honest opinion, if you absolutely feel like you must buy something, wait until Q4 at the earliest and go 90% into an index fund. Desperate FOMO and options trading is dangerous and can wipe out your hard-earned capital.

>>50055446
kek

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>>50056084
What drives you to be here all hours of the day for free?

>> No.50056145

>>50056061
It's given with the rest of the greeks

>> No.50056146

Basedoil stocks estimates ranged from 2.313 billion to 2.375 billion lbs, with a median of 2.338 billion lbs.

National Oilseed Processors Association (NOPA) members, which account for around 95% of basedbeans processed in the United States, crushed 171.077 million bushels of basedbeans in May, up 0.8% from the prior month and up 4.6% from May 2021. NOPA members' supplies of basedoil as of May 31 fell to 1.774 billion lbs, the smallest end-of-month stocks since September.

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>>50056061
rolled my own monitor that watches options premiums and movements over a fixed trading period.

>> No.50056162

>>50056143
You mean you don't get paid?

>> No.50056180

>>50056102
I got my EV in 2018.
Every job I've worked at since then had free charging stations.
Every apartment complex I've lived in since then had free charging stations.
There was even a grocery store nearby that had free charging stations.

>> No.50056184

>>50055939
How many birth controls was she on prior to getting pregnant? Did she use any non-natural methods to conceive?

>> No.50056187

>>50056145
Right, but what's considered high vs low

>> No.50056202

>>50056143
Not janny just don't like seeing cocks on my ess em gee

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>>50056031
Just don’t start posting wieners

>> No.50056205

>>50056086
Are you rocker or one of his orbiters?

>> No.50056210

>>50054058
>June 30th more GDP data (will be bad)
>July 1st ECB planning to start hiking rates
>July 4th is a market holiday
>July 5th will likely be a dump, as is tradition
>possible release of FOMC minutes, leading to a dump on the 6th

>> No.50056225

>>50056180
Where the fuck do you live?
The only place I've ever seen charging stations are tesla ones at the newest Wawa.

>> No.50056233

>>50056225
Southwest Ohio and Central Ohio.

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Anyone here follow/hold BMY?

>> No.50056243

>>50056146
Food crisis was a lie. Soi futures are now flat since russia invasion.
Stocks are low but supply is in balance. It's being priced in that poor countries will simply starve, rather than find some money out of nowhere to buy what they can't afford.

>> No.50056256

>>50054775
SLAM EM HULKSTER

>> No.50056263

>>50056233
Wow, surprising ngl. And I live around a very yuppie and boomer suburb too.

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>>50056205
Why? You want to know where I live?

>> No.50056297

>>50056243
Sugar is underweight.

>> No.50056303

Wait we have ANOTHER shortened trading week coming up? What the fuck why do people get so many days off? I want my wagies in the office SWEATING at least 5 days a week

>> No.50056315

>>50056243
>Food
>Soi
ngmi

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>>50055207
im trading on etoro am i retarded?

>> No.50056351

>>50056303
based disabled poster

>> No.50056359

>>50056293
I probably already do faggot

>> No.50056434

>>50056303
July 4th is deserved atleast, Junteenth is for woke retards

>> No.50056442

>>50056359
Jk I don't give a shit. Bunch of faggot loser anime niggers in this pit

>> No.50056447

>>50056315
What else do you think the pigs are eating?
Luckily feminine bacon still tastes pretty good.

>> No.50056458

>>50056434
Ya. Poetic that we celebrate the death America immediately prior to the birth of America

>> No.50056470

So my dad wanted to buy a stock and by accident he put a higher price in the buy order (he put $1790 in the buy order when the current cost of the stock was like $1740). He says that its the fault of the brokerage, because usually when he accidentally enters a higher buy price than current market price, the system warns him, but didnt this time

Now he is asking me to call the brokerage and tell them he entered the wrong number by accieent and they will fix it. I told him that they wont fix it and im not gonna call the brokerage and make myself look like a fucking idiot asking them to reverse a fucking filled order, but he says he has done it before. Is the old man losing his mind or is it really possible? He is with TD direct investing

>> No.50056474

>>50056187
Depends on the ticker. Something you have to determine for yourself. The value itself isnt as important as if its at a relative high or low. Ie if a month ago 30dte options had an IV of 45, now today 30dte options have have an IV of 30.

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>me buying options lately

>> No.50056487

What fucking idiots think printing off trillions of dollars to play a digital game of “red light green light” is a good idea

>> No.50056490

>>50056477
LMAO, is that dry ice?

>> No.50056500

>>50056487
The greatest eocnomic minds of the 20th century

>> No.50056506

>>50056487
The literal Boomers in government that don't want to be lynched by angry mobs.

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>> No.50056527

>>50056470
WTF. Uh the order will be filled at whatever the price the stock is at the time if funds allow it. Ex: You put limit order for 100 shares @ 100 per. Stock price is 89 at 9:30 a.m. That order will execute at 89 per. Leaving the remainder as cash in the account.

>> No.50056533

>>50056490
No, dry ice takes longer to do that, and would put off a lot of fag. It might be some kind of salt or hardened foam thing, but idk

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CLEAN DADDYS HOLE BOY

>> No.50056537

>>50056490
Salt lick most likely

>>50056516
I hate (you)

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>> No.50056560

>>50056533
>>50056537
I see, well thanks for the laugh

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HI FRENS, GAYSEX BROS

>> No.50056580

>>50056490
Cotton candy

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LETS TALK ABOUT GAYSEX

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GREASING HER UP BOYS. TIME FOR A GOON SEASION, FUXK YA BROS

>> No.50056622
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>I sold SARK for a loss
>and now, it pumps

>> No.50056632

What are we paying ya for jannies

>> No.50056635

>>50056137
>please paper trade for at least one quarter
Eh, I don't think I would do it as if I had my own money at play.

>if you absolutely feel like you must buy something, wait until Q4 at the earliest and go 90% into an index fund
Yeah I was planning something like that, apart from wanting to buy some SIGA right now for the memes. Do you mind explain why I should wait Q4? Is it a generally better quarter or is it because of the impending uncertainty/recession?

>>50056319
I don't know. I discarded etoro, degiro and the likes because you have to do your own taxes, and where I live it's notoriously difficult to do if you don't hire a professional. And also because I've read reddit threads full of people complaining about tax work and regretting using non-withholding agents brokers.

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>he wastes his life ruining things for other people
>he pays money for 4chan passes for this

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>>50056622
I have given up trying to figure out short term movements

>> No.50056676
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I've made no money this week.

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>>50056635
yolo

>> No.50056707

>>50056676
Don't worry, I'm the same way. Every time I touch it, it does the opposite.

>> No.50056731

>>50056707
It's like it fucking knows

>> No.50056743

>>50054067
surrendering. surrendering taxes. payment is voluntary, in exchange for goods/services.

>> No.50056901
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Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

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>>50056649
I enjoyed that show that moment of that scene. Adult swim was fun once

>> No.50056952
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>>50056901
Business!

>> No.50056960

>>50055851
Straddles on stocks with increasing volatility. Scalp small % gains.

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>>50056901
If stocks go to 0 then they will never go up again. We will know this when the price of the stock can not go further down past zero. Indications include the in action of tradable shares. Stocks will never go up again once they reach 0. In fact, if a stock's price is 0 then that means it can not be redeemed.

>> No.50056996

Does anyone know the formula for figuring out how long x amount of money will last if you're withdrawing y amount per month but also expecting a z% return? I vaguely remember doing something like this in finance, but that was like 14 years ago, and I can't remember the name of the formula

>> No.50057014

>>50055851
Naked buys of puts or calls. Don't be wrong, and if you are wrong, then exit as soon as humanly possible with a daytrade.

>> No.50057019

>>50056061
IV percentile shows how low or high the current IV is compared to the past.

>> No.50057039

The gay twitter jannies have locked my account and won’t give it back until in give them a phone number to mine for info.

Guess I’m stuck posting with you fags

>> No.50057040

>>50056996
4% rule. although it's been revised to be about 3.3% last i checked. check out the firecalc tool, very handy

>> No.50057063

I love working at an investment bank, I get to solve some of the worlds most pressing financial problems, like “Why can’t Citibank get me these account statements on time” and “Who the fuck broke the spreadsheet again”

>> No.50057091
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>>50056901

>> No.50057092

I made more money today than the last year by shorting. Made up all my MO losses.
Want to do it again but don't see a short term put option.

>> No.50057099

>>50057039
Use a fake one

>> No.50057101

>>50057063
that spreadsheet broke itself, and by broke itself, I mean someone accidently his saved over the template because IT can't figure out how to appropriately give employees folder permissions for some reason

>> No.50057117

>>50057101
whats the template for

>> No.50057119

>>50057039
google voice numbers accept text messages

>> No.50057122

Didn't buy TQQQ today but planning on tomorrow, $5k worth. If you degenerates don't have a better idea

>> No.50057134
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I want to thank the janny that sits here all day for 18 hours a day cleaning cocks off this fine board. Without you we wouldn't be able to discuss SOXL and OIL. What a fine person you are. I know you enjoy your cock cleaning work because why else would you do it for free? Thank you janny on behalf of all /smg/. Here is a day's salary of ($0.00). You earned it. May your stocks rise like your pay.

>> No.50057139

>>50057117
It is just a blank worksheet with actually functional not yet broken macros to work off of should you need to start a new project.

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>>50057122
Yeah, I do. Wake up exaclty 1h15m before the stock market opens and look how Futures reacts to the PCE release.

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SIGA TECHNOLOGIES

>> No.50057205

>>50056470
>He says that its the fault of the brokerage, because usually when he accidentally enters a higher buy price than current market price, the system warns him, but didnt this time
Absolutely pathetic, anon.
>Is the old man losing his mind
Unfortunately I think so, anon.

>>50056635
>buy some SIGA right now for the memes.
This is precisely why I said what I said here: >>50056137 there are still GME bagholders - do you want to be one of them?
>Do you mind explain why I should wait Q4? Is it a generally better quarter or is it because of the impending uncertainty/recession?
Yes it is because of the impending U.S. recession and uncertainty.

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>>50057134
To the Janny
May he double his wage

>> No.50057275
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SIGA is going back to $8 isn't it.

>> No.50057277

>>50057063
Bro I'm q general contractor by trade and it has moments of true problem solving and enjoyable construction work. But most of it is reviewing numbers, defending costs to clients and negotiating or batching out subcontractors. There's not a lot of glamor if you want to make great money

>> No.50057316

Made 20% on MULN today, pissed at myself for not buying more. 1.10 to 1.33

>> No.50057340

This is my potential put list. Not sure of I should do hotel and travel long term apple long term or go for short term ones.
MU is supposed to have a bad profit call.

>> No.50057341
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Anyone ever engage in debate with redditors just because? I enjoy gaslighting them in their echochambers

>> No.50057356

>>50057091
This boomer gets it

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>>50057340
Also. I called the bottom of the thread.

>> No.50057374

Really glad I closed my Sunoco position yesterday. It got hit with everything else today then collapsed AH

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>>50057275

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CPI numbers for next month are worrying me

>> No.50057416

>>50057275
THE PRICE OF SIGA=P
8x2-8+8 -8=P
Digits confirm

>> No.50057436

>>50057277
No I agree, I just thought it was funny. Like literally 90% of my coworkers don’t even come in at market open, there’s nothing special about working at an IB if you don’t utilize the research they have

>> No.50057437

>>50057340
MU shouldn't shed so much even on a bad call because its PE is currently at a solid 7.

>> No.50057459

>>50057367
Hard to say any of those would go down more than anything else during this time. I see your reasoning but those are pretty large established brands and unless you've done DD and tell me they're debt heavy I wouldn't think much of it.
Now at a macro level I think the market will continue dropping until we get a good cpi report or 2 and rate hikes stop. I personally think in the immediate short term we will see green. Then by 7/6 another good dip. Then another green week or 2 before fomc

>> No.50057481

>>50057275
I honestly wish it was. I’d rather eat a loss than go through bullshit fest v2. It’s not looking good though.

>> No.50057494

>>50057436
What is your goal there? Just to make huge money then retire? Uz that would be my goal. I know enough people that got into finance after college that are retired at 40 that I wish I had gone that route. If things don't completely change I'll get my kids into finance

>> No.50057532

>>50057122
Buy QLD with 80% and keep 20% to play defensive/offensive options.

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>>50057437
Any stock can do a -25% drop. Remember this retard?

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>>50057494
>If things don't completely change I'll get my kids into finance
Same here. My son anyway. My daughter wants to work in a hospital like her mom.
My son is only 8 and saves every penny he gets. He’s saved up like $3500 already. Says he wants to invest it. We listen to motley fool money on my phone on the way home after work each day. He’s gonna make it, unlike me.

>> No.50057574

>>50057410
CPI is never going to end oil is going back up because it only dropped on the raw side and summer is already 1/3rd done with a severe shortage on the distillate side. In addition Europe is still choosing the retarded path squeezing oil higher.
>>50057549
his PE ratio was at least old enough to drink. MU's can barely spell.

>> No.50057589

>>50057558
Take your sons money and buy ibonds with it to teach him about protecting himself from inflation. Should he ever want to touch the money just pay for yourself and let his little egg grow.

>> No.50057610

>>50057558
literally invest in Gaypox and make it. Why are all you so fucking stupid?

>> No.50057631

>>50057589
I started an account for him. He chose FZROX because it’s free and he says he wants every stock. We put a couple hundred in so far.
Daddy’s going to keep blowing his money on PLTR and other silly lotto tickets.

>> No.50057632

>>50057494
I just really holistically like the markets. My ultimate goal in life is to make a tangible impact on the way people perceive value, and the markets are the nexus really for how people value things currently. I think in a past life I probably would’ve gravitated to church life probably for the same reasons. My shorter term goals are learn more about high-finance, and then eventually find a niche in the industry to settle down into. I’m drawn towards leverage heavy products and trading because I believe it’s important to the structure of the market, but I don’t really have a goal currently other than grow my knowledge at this point. I’m just kind of drinking it all in currently and seeing what sticks out to me, I have about 6-7 years of experience in finance before getting hired at an IB role

>> No.50057649

>>50057610
I have $500 in SIGA and $500 in BVNRY. I’m not going all in dude lol.

>> No.50057652

>>50057631
ibonds nigga
protect the money and generate yield.

>> No.50057666

>>50057558
Good for you anon, your kids definitely gonna make it

>> No.50057667

>>50057652
We’ll pick up some bonds. He’s just getting started.

>> No.50057669

>>50057652
granted -- I wouldn't buy until the next coupon adjustment from all the feds rape hiking.

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>after hours trading ends
>futures immediately dumps
LIKE FUCKING POTTERY

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>>50057649
You have been following it's accelerated mutations right? Obviously another bio-weapon we are dealing with. You better go all in idiot. Because owning any other stock in the near future is going to 0

>> No.50057696

>>50057669
Yeah I’m waiting a bit. He’s learning about the market still with me as things go. I grew up in a trailer park with a single parent. I’m not letting my kids blow it.

>> No.50057708

New >>50057705

>> No.50057715

>>50057679
I’m DCAing, which is why I’m still up on both. I started swinging it for free shares, but I’m too busy lately and I’ll fuck it up so I’m just holding and adding.

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Janny, bake another thread. I don't work for free

>> No.50057977

>>50056031
Like it was spoken from me myself. I like to reply to posts like yours to let many people know that there are MANY people like us who feel the same way.

Also, Janny, this is fucking economics. Faggot cowards who are incessant in their effort to weaken the largest demographic in the country (straight white men) are a major threat to you and your mother's cucumber allowance.

F. Aggot. With two g's in it. Two G's you've never seen before. Fucking F. A. G. G. O. T. coward. To the janny, not to you. All stylized and shit so he knows I really mean it.

Fuckin' gay bitch.

>> No.50058049

>>50056470
Bro I thought you were about to say $1790/$790. That is literally nothing. Your spread, the $50 spread, is fucking nothing. Let it go. And do better. Not even reading the other paragraph

>> No.50058060

why is everyone so bearish against apple all of a sudden, is it because it's the only stock that hasn't shit the bed yet?

>> No.50058073

>>50056676
I've made $30 a day on Instacart. It's a good time. Two hours a day. Small batches. No stress. Do something. It's empowering. I'm lazy too. Obviously.

>> No.50058081

>>50057649
At least get 100 of each so you can sell calls

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>Japan Industrial Production (M/M) May P: -7.2% (est -0.3%; prev -1.5%)
>- Industrial Productions (Y/Y) May P: -2.8% (est 4.2%; prev -4.9%)

>> No.50058380

>>50058106
I hit the bell to get notifications of new posts

>> No.50059476

I'm just going to hang out in this thread until the jannies do their job, or it gets pruned