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What do I do now ? I've been looking at jobs in this sector but not sure how to proceed.

>> No.50047315

>>50047300
>What do I do now ?
uber driver, like all your peers

>> No.50047364

>>50047300
How does Barista sound?

>> No.50047388

>>50047300
Go to your local Amazon warehouse I'm sure they have an opening for you.

>> No.50047656

>>50047315
I don't have a care right now
>>50047364
Not really something I'd like
>>50047388
Honestly I'd prefer some white collar internship at big 4 before I apply to med, but im not sure how I get it.

>> No.50047727

>>50047300
If that’s you in the pic, then I have a Neuroscience job for you, I’d like to study the effects of different forms of sex on the brain. Would you be willing to provide me with oral, anal, rimming, creampies, scatplay for 8 hours a day on a 3 year contract? Pay is $200k/yr.

>> No.50047762

>>50047300
You fucked up not making connections with professors or internships before graduating.

>> No.50047825

>>50047656
>Honestly I'd prefer some white collar internship at big 4 before I apply to med, but im not sure how I get it.
you did dedicate every single spare second to passion projects and unpaid internships, conferences etc.

right anon?

>> No.50047862

>>50047300
>I've been looking at jobs in this sector but not sure how to proceed.

just apply

>> No.50047914

now you can suck dicks or find a man

>> No.50048068

>>50047300
Stay in academia, just keep getting degrees at better and better schools until you eventually decide to just become a professor. College is fun, real life is not.

>> No.50048102

>>50047300
Torture rats for a living.

>> No.50048105

>>50047727
I usually work remote, you'll get to see pics and even a TV show appearance ! I need 90k upfront though.

>> No.50048271

>>50048068
Also easy access to 20-something pussy with low expectations because you can just bullshit "how much I'll make in the future" instead of having to provide results now.

>> No.50048583

>>50048068
I know nothing of neuroscience but it sounds like it has the same opportunities as astrophysics or such. Might as well accept that you will stay in academia forever, unless Elon hires you to abuse pigs by sticking electrodes in their brains

>> No.50048650

>>50047300
Im some kind of neuroscientist myself. I trade on 3 tabs of acid.

>> No.50048765

>>50047300
So what the fuck, can you make a neuralink now? The fuck does that even mean

>> No.50048872

>>50047727
he didnt google reverse image search. Def not no neuro blah blah blah scientist

>> No.50049052

>>50047300
The only real application of your field is studying how to dominate the human mind with psychotronics.
Go to work for a BCI company and contribute to the final enslavement of mankind.

>> No.50049375

>>50047300
I want to do ungodly things to Lauren Tsai bros....

>> No.50049388

grad school. hope you got a 4.0 and research experience anon

>> No.50049808

>>50047300
name holee fuk

>> No.50049932

>>50047300
Go into marketing.

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>>50047300
>>50047727
>>50049375
>>50049808
>the year is 2055
>see pic related in the metaverse
>"computer, analyze this picture and derive a genetic sequence for it's female subject and save it to a .gne file titled 'hoe3974326' "
>"yes. master, processing, file created"
>upload file to your biological 3-D printer and incubator
>"processing please wait 24 hours"
>next day
>*beep* *beep* "hoe complete"
>hoes on demand

>> No.50050031

>>50049808
here: >>50049375
>>50049388
It's in the UK, no research besides final year project and a UK grade which is equivalent to 3.5 ish.

>> No.50050105

>>50047656
>big4 internship
luck or connections, choose your pick. Also you need to be kind of above average intelligence (amongst your peers) for the luck thing to work.

>> No.50050220

>>50050105
Aren't most big4 applicants above average ? or do I need to be even better ? it sounds difficult, but I did have the necessary grades for medicine (failed at interview stage). For connections I know a few really junior people at big 4.

>> No.50050297

>>50047315
>>50047364
>>50047388
Only correct answers. FTPBP

>> No.50050328

>>50050220
go work for elon musk and dominate the human brain.
Or apply to the military, they'll give you money to dominate the human brain.

>> No.50050427

>>50047727
Cringe

>> No.50050574

I am a neuro phd. I chose to work in biotech and pharma. Academia is a waste of time unless you are desirable for producing research or very good at winning k grants or funding from NIMH. I would suggest working as a consultant for various firms such as legal/law, biotech, or seeking out start ups (harder now in the bear market). It is a desirable degree and best combined with law or business. Gl.

>> No.50050595

>>50047300
Have fun in med school or go work at Amazon

>> No.50050662

>>50050595
His knowledge in neuroscience will help him on the psychology section of the MCAT and that’s about it. It costs a couple grand to apply, make sure you have a couple hundred hours of volunteer and clinical work, and job shadow a few doctors. I studied for the MCAT for about 2 months and got a 512 which is enough for some med schools and all DO schools

>> No.50050938

>>50047300
vanderbilt

>> No.50051054

>>50047300
now go do a masters in computer science or software engineering. you're in the uk so you can get an easy study loan.

>> No.50051096

>>50047300
Idk man seems fairly in demand, complete your education with postgrad shit depending on what interests you. Some of us here have no other prospects than making it with shitcoins, good job anon.

>> No.50051368

>>50051096
>Some of us here have no other prospects than making it with shitcoins
literally me
care to shill me your bags anon? i've gotten rekt every day for the last two weeks

>> No.50051523

>>50050662
You are a retard. Neuroscience degrees require (at a minimum) physics, chem, bio, o chem and biochem. So long as he takes the MCAT fresh after these courses it will serve him well
t. Neuro grad

>> No.50051863

>>50048583
neuroscience is shit, and op is probably FUCKED unless he can manage to stay in the academic world. Maybe he can do some unrelated lab work

>> No.50051973

>>50051863
From a financial standpoint you are correct. It’s simply a ticket to grad school or med school where OP can find more specialized skills

>> No.50052282

>>50050574
Do I need a masters or further to do consulting ?

>> No.50052305

>zestimate spammer
>can't spell the word fucking car.
Kys you spamming faggot attention whore.

>> No.50052340

>>50050220
big four take from Ivy and Top tier. Also gotta fight the 10 mil pajeets for the internships.

>> No.50052367

>>50051368
Squidgrow been treating me well, Shina too but sold yesterday. Squid still has some legs fr fr.

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>>50052367
Ty anon, I'll take a look. But if I get rekt again, I'm tracking you down and burning down your minecraft shack

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>>50052447
>Assuming I don't live under a bridge...
Anon I...

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>>50052500
dubs of truth. WAGMI anon

>> No.50052931

>>50047388
Probably a joke, but they literally hire any one with military experience or a degree into management roles to make 60k-100k salary depending on level. Good enough if youre in between jobs.

>> No.50055224

>>50050427
The whore in the picture loves bbc

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>>50047300

Look for AI companies and apply your skills is useful there. If you can program extra bonus.