/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50033060]

>insert cash or select payment type

[Anonymous No.50033087]

>PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

[Anonymous No.50033091]

>select fruit or vegetables
>carrots
>select fruit or vegetables
>carrots
>select fruit or vegetables
>carrots

[Anonymous No.50033137]

>>50033060
I like to buy streak and mark it down as onions.

[Anonymous No.50033146]

>How many bags did you use
>Card only

[Anonymous No.50033150]

>>50033060
>scan PS5 as grapes

[Anonymous No.50033172]

>>50033146
commie stater detected

[Anonymous No.50033173]

>scan only 1 cheap item
>bag it
>pay
>put item back into cart
>roll out with whole shopping cart of shit
works every time.

[Anonymous No.50033180]

>UNAUTHORIZED ITEM DETECTED IN BAGGING AREA
>PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

[Anonymous No.50033190]

>>50033060
>AN UNRECOGNIZED ITEM HAS BEEN PLACED IN THE BAGGING AREA
>PLEASE REMOVE ITEM AND TRY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.50033290]

>>50033190
>>50033180
>>50033087
this is what i deserve for being an autist shut in, the eternal self service

[Anonymous No.50033308]

>>50033060
I support wagies by stealing everything I can by using these machines.

[Anonymous No.50033375]

>>50033060
I use these when the cashier girl's too cute, and I don't want to spill spaghetti everywhere.

[Anonymous No.50033382]

how do you guys steal from these while black? Asking for a friend. Also my stores always barcode the meat. You don't weigh the meat at the registers you animals.

[Anonymous No.50033419]

>>50033173
bullshit they have people stationed watching you and cameras

[Anonymous No.50033431]

>>50033150
kek

[Anonymous No.50033453]

I literally ring up any weighted item as bananas and steal hundreds of dollars worth of food a month from my local Schnucks. Fuck them for taking away American jobs, I'm gonna take your shit.

[Anonymous No.50033472]

>>50033180
>>50033190
>>50033087
You're fucked if this happens while spoofing items

[Anonymous No.50033478]

>>50033419
So whats the best way to slip some things through? Does weighing expensive things while choosing a cheap item work?

[Anonymous No.50033502]

>>50033087
kek, mfw i have to wait for some wagie to authorise my alcohol purchase

[Anonymous No.50033511]

>>50033453
So if a wagie walks by and looks at your screen or if you guys a "please wait for assistance" message you just have
>bananas 11.00
>bananas .083
>bananas 2.00
>bananas 6.20
>bananas 2.45
>bananas 3.00
on the screen? Yeah ok fuck off

[Anonymous No.50033520]

>>50033419
they made shoplifting legal for niggers in SF
im black now wytboi

[Anonymous No.50033544]

>>50033478
if you have a cart of items scan them then remove some them and pay for the remaining

[Anonymous No.50033567]

In my local supermarket they have wagies stationed and they have all the bags so if you want to get bags you have to go up to them and show them your receipt

[Anonymous No.50033590]

>>50033060
I work retail in a bad area and every day there is black people that just walk out the doors without paying or don’t scan all their items. Nobody does anything because all the other workers are black and they don’t snitch on each other and the few white workers are too scared to be branded as racist or can’t be bothered to give a crap. The store manager is getting rid of the self checkout because of this problem

[Anonymous No.50033620]

>>50033060
>>50033087>>50033180
>>UNAUTHORIZED ITEM DETECTED IN BAGGING AREA
>>PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
>>50033190
>>50033290

It was just wonderful when NJ went paper and plastic bagless, ie bring your own reusable

You couldn't have your reusable bag in the bagging area.
So you had to place your reusable bag on the floor, scan item. Place it in the bagging area, wait 5 seconds, then finally remove it and place it in the bag on the floor. Rinse and repeat for every item

[Anonymous No.50033627]

>>50033590
today i was behind a guy at the self checkout. kinda clean cut. i go to check out and it says insert pin... nigga just scanned everything and walked out

[Anonymous No.50033664]

>>50033091
>Buy 1kg of seafood
>Scan it through as 1kg of potatoes

[Anonymous No.50033688]

>>50033150
That would actually be pretty expensive

[Anonymous No.50033705]

>stealing is based

Only niggers steal, anon.

[Anonymous No.50033749]

>>50033664
>buy 1 bag of luxury soup
>scan it as 1 bag of regular soup

[Anonymous No.50033750]

>>50033511
imagine thinking that grocery clerks know how to read

[Anonymous No.50033755]

>>50033705
>be a good goy and pay merchant shekelberg his full price as he endeavors to destroy your life, black your wife, and turn your son into your daughter

[Anonymous No.50033843]

>>50033150
>Unexpected item in bagging area. Please wait for one of our assistant team to come help you.

[Anonymous No.50033848]

>>50033705
normally i agree but food lion is trying to trick me by changing the boneless chicken breast to bone in and charging the same price per pound. they think im dumb. next time i go ill buy 3 and scan 2 because theres always plausable deniability.

[Anonymous No.50033886]

>>50033705
It's not stealing it's market manipulation which is encouraged anon!

[Anonymous No.50033907]

>>50033705
>Stealing from local businesses; Verdict: Scummy
>Stealing from globohomo big box businesses; Verdict: Based

[Anonymous No.50033912]

>>50033705
no thanks anon ill continue to scan limes and mangoes as potatoes

also any produce that suddenly goes up in price (like 100% within a week) will always get scanned as the cheapest item, usually onions or potatoes. fuck opportunistic supermarkets and fuck YOU

[Anonymous No.50033919]

>>50033060
>payment
not my problem
*shoplifts*

[Anonymous No.50033936]

>>50033705
stealing from jews is halal

[Anonymous No.50033951]

>>50033912
Based

[Anonymous No.50033977]

>>50033060
>self checkout
>get selected for check
>failed to scan $20 worth of goods out of $50
>whythefuckdididothis$20isnoteventhatmuch
>get humiliated
>stripped naked
>clerk whips me
>cry
>she asks if stealing 3 pieces of bread was worth it
>whip me harder while i cry no it wasnt
>customers join it
>cry so much
>everyone whips me
>continues on for 14 hours
>cry myself to sleep
>wake up
>they begin whipping me again
fuck do i do bros

[Anonymous No.50034038]

>>50033060
If they make me self checkout, Im not scanning everything. Sorry, I didn't receive training to be a cashier so Im gonna make mistakes. Im dumb. Thanks for a lifetime 2 for 1 sale.

[Anonymous No.50034198]

only thing I ever do is when the item is a bulk thing I write the code for a cheaper item that looks similar.

>put organic tomatos through as cheap kind
>put 3.99/kg bulk nuts through as 0.99/kg lentils
etc.

[Anonymous No.50034366]

>>50033511
Dumb ass. It's so easy to do but not like these guys are saying.
You don't even have to scan the shit

I'll tell you guys how to do it
>start scanning your goods normally
>build up at least one or two bags on the ground or in your trolley as well as having a bag on the weigh tray
>deliberately fuck up a fruit item or something that spergs the machine
>ask for a wagie to help, they will fix it
>you have now built rapport, the wagie knows you are a law abiding consumer and will stop watching you
>start moving the high price items straight across the scanner into your bags that are in the trolley (t bone steaks, protein powder, razor blades)
>pay and walk out of there

[Anonymous No.50034414]

>>50033190
>please place your BANANAS on the belt.

[Anonymous No.50034418]

>>50033137
>>50033173
>>50033453
Based
>>50033382
>>50033419
>>50033478
Depends where you are. I tried this at my local Jewel and the stations are close to the person monitoring and they alert when you put something down without scanning. You have to be quick or finesse it. Meijer has a long section so you can be far from the person and it doesn’t do alerts. I feel bad stealing from them because the store is great. In either case there are various methods. Pick a diff item on the list, weigh it with something cheap, don’t scan it at all, etc. I haven’t thought if they might be watching the overhead cams but I also just steal 1 or 2 things (usually a large meat like chicken breasts or steak). Fuck these big box stores. During the Corona freak out before everything shut down people were in mass hysteria buying things so self checkout was unguarded. I must have paid $100 for $500+ dollars worth of essentials like vitamins, cleaning supplies, etc. I still have a lot of it sorted up

[Anonymous No.50034453]

>>50034366
You're a faggot. You have to hit multiple stores for this shit to work. I was at the store yesterday and did everything right and still set off the machine because I picked "large asparagus" instead of "small asparagus" they have traps set in place to catch you niggers

[Anonymous No.50034513]

>>50033478
Ring up organic produce as regular

[Anonymous No.50034527]

>>50034453
Are you fucking retarded?
There is no detection becuase you are just putting the good straight from the counter into your trolley. There is no weighing done, there is no barcode matching
You are simply building a relationship with the wagie so they don't notice you blatantly stealing the old fashioned way.
I just move it quickly past the scanner without triggering it just in case some fag is watching the camera (pro-tip: they aren't)

I don't need to prove anything anyway I don't even need to do this shit now. But back when I was a poorfag I creamed thousands of dollars worth of shit over the years

[Anonymous No.50034564]

>>50034527
Must be different in 3rd world countries where you live BITCH. Cause you have to weigh produce and shit on the scanners here. I fucked ur mum last night btw

[Anonymous No.50034638]

>>50033705
That's why WE have to pay full price, to subsidize all the poor desperate people who have to resort to scanning the wrong item or walking out without paying at all. Order is made and kept at the cashier's table

[Anonymous No.50034702]

>>50033060
I just scan and pay for the cheapest item then walk out with all my stuff and a receipt.
The old boomer greeter at the door doesn't even bother checking the receipt.
And yes, I am pasty white.

[Anonymous No.50034784]

>>50033511

There are like 6 of those things in a section, just pick one at the back and do <12 items at a time. The hundreds of dollars a month is over probably 8 visits.

[Anonymous No.50034787]

>>50034564
Oh my God, you are so retarded it's actually incredible.
There is no weighing involved in my text you fucking imbecile

Now I know why the markets are crashing, because idiots like you invested and are the equivalent of shoe shining niggers in 1929

[Anonymous No.50034855]

>>50033705
whites literally stole a entire continent anon, they steal resources from all over the world. it's in the genes.

[Anonymous No.50034905]

>>50034787
You are proposing scanning a box of cheezits and then just throwing the cheezeits and the high priced steak in a bag while karen in the next self checkout lane may be looking up at you? Low IQ europoor detected. Your dads cum tastes good btw.

[Anonymous No.50034969]

I steal shit from these. Just swipe and if jt doesn't beep just put it in the bag. When you're buying $200 worth of groceries for a family of 5 it helps me deal with inflation. And plus fuck the Wharton family.

[Anonymous No.50035054]

>>50034969
"Please remove last item from the bagging area"
"Help is on the way"

[Anonymous No.50035081]

>>50033060
Jokes on you, I pay a premium to have a wagie do it for me and deliver it to my doorstep via Instacart. I fucking love technology so much it's unreal. A true gift from God to autismos, introverts and shut ins.

[Anonymous No.50035104]

>>50033060
you aren't debtmaxxing?

kek, what a dummy

[Anonymous No.50035143]

I check out through the automotive department.

[Anonymous No.50035191]

>>50034969
Retard they take your picture. Have fun opening the door to the cops

[Anonymous No.50035283]

>>50033627
I did this one day when I forgot my wallet. Just straight up walked out with everything. I live in an upper middle class area so most shoplifting is bored housewives

[Anonymous No.50035346]

>>50033060
None of the registers at my grocery story have those and I’m not upset by it

[Anonymous No.50035384]

>>50035191
Ok? Prove I stole anything? Cops aren't even going after niggers in LA for stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of luxury goods you really think they're going to give a fuck about some dude stealing $10 worth of produce? Can you not realize how fucking incompetent the managers of grocery stores are and the people actually responsible for noticing stolen items? It's very difficult with perishable items to keep accurate tallys of what Got damaged and what got stolen.

[Anonymous No.50035404]

>>50033060
>imagine the operation loss from these systems just to slash of the wagies

[Anonymous No.50035405]

>>50033664
>Buy 1kg of iceberg lettuce
>Scan it as 1kg of fresh prawns cos it's cheaper

[Anonymous No.50035422]

>>50035191
Everything is managed by people and the last two years have taught me that an astounding number of people are profoundly retarded. Once you realize how many people are just dumb npc nigger cattle you can actually take advantage of this and get away with quite a lot.

[Anonymous No.50035459]

>>50033060
>He actually brings it to the register to scan it.
Just walk out with the a full shopping cart. No one will stop you even if the alarm goes off. 9/10 times those things aren't even plugged in.

[Anonymous No.50035536]

>unexpected item in the bagging area
>unexpected item in the bagging area
>unexpected item in the bagging area
>unexpected item in the bagging area
>Please remove item
>Please remove item

[Anonymous No.50035616]

>>50033150
why not watermelon?

[Anonymous No.50035653]

>>50035422
>the last two years have taught me that an astounding number of people are profoundly retarded
permanently integrating this axiom into your reasoning can solve a lot of mysteries...

[Anonymous No.50035718]

stay out of my fucking wally, cunts

[Anonymous No.50035722]

At Walmart just scan 2 things together, ops missed the barcode. They only have the alarm on high value items and the cameras only check for dumb old fashioned niggers sticking stuff in their purse/clothes. The self checkout cameras aren't monitored close enough to see you scanned 2 things together, especially 2 of the same item. Anyone not doing this is retarded or not poor and doesn't have to

[Anonymous No.50035765]

>>50035722
Also it's hilarious seeing some of the npc wagies' reaction when you say "No thanks" to a receipt check. One time he literally had a breakdown kek

[Anonymous No.50035842]

>CONTINUE SCANNING

[Anonymous No.50035844]

>>50033060
The girl with the boots looks she has tight pussy

[Anonymous No.50035847]

>mfw I go through the 1 isle that still has a wagie cashier so he keeps his job
doing my part also do my bidding. pack the bags properly or I call management.

[Anonymous No.50035993]

you could get away with stealing for a while but theyre getting better at watching you. they give wagies a scanner that shows what people are ringing up and the item weight shows right up on the screen.Can get away with it when its busy but Ive gone back to the tried and true method of "forgetting" shit on the bottom of my shopping cart and still get free 40lb bags of dog food and other shit. You dont choose the shortest line you give the wagies an ocular patdown and guess which one gives the least shit about their job because half of them dont give a shit

[Anonymous No.50036074]

>>50034855
conquest isn't stealing

[Anonymous No.50036116]

>>50034855
>stealing from wildlife

[Anonymous No.50037530]

>>50033977
checked and mortified

[Anonymous No.50037813]

>>50033375
Same. Had one standing in front of her aisle to signal her lane is open and I walked passed her. I’m such a loser

[Anonymous No.50038031]

>>50036074
Guess I'm conquering the local supermarket then

[Anonymous No.50038049]

Stealing from globohomo is based and redpilled. Anybody defending these huge jewish corps are defacto jews until proved otherwise.

You have to carry yourself with confidence and you have plausible deniability since you were never trained to use the machines and because you aren't a degenerate looking nigger they will doubt you were trying to intentionally steal. Don't be retarded but don't get kiked by these huge groccery stores.

[Anonymous No.50038176]

>>50038049
Based
Just don't be retarded about it and you can get away with it 99% of the time.
>always ring up organic produce as regular.
They literally have no way of catching you on this.
>ring up the occasional expensive item as something cheap like bananas
They could catch you for this but just act like you didn't know if they do. They'll probably just let you off with a warning.
Just don't be a retard and ring up your entire cart as potatoes. Ezpz
Also don't steal from Target. Those fuckers have an NSA headquarters that has face tracking and all sorts of shit.

[Anonymous No.50038405]

>>50033060
I'm fine with these if it means I get through the store faster than waiting in line with five other people for some downie to look up the store code for broccoli.

[Anonymous No.50038550]

>>50038031
here here

[Anonymous No.50038680]

>>50035993
Absolutely true.
In my area, they no longer have single use plastic. So bringing your own reusable bag is EXTREMELY common.
Can you guess how many times my reusable bag has been checked? EVEN WHEN I triggered the store alarm?
0.
Done. Easy.

[Anonymous No.50039224]

>>50034513
oh shit, living on the edge here

[Anonymous No.50039291]

>>50033705
it's not stealing because corporations aren't people

[Anonymous No.50039351]

>>50034855
You whites are better than niggers at stealing too?! Checked and based.

[Anonymous No.50039390]

>Big queue of people waiting
>I'm able to skip the queue because a card only terminal is available
Why the fuck are so many people still using cash? Australia btw

[Anonymous No.50039409]

>>50033749
>buy 10kg BTC
>scan it as link

[Anonymous No.50039436]

>>50033705
to what extent are they not stealing from you?

[Anonymous No.50039475]

Imagine how worthless wagies are.
Store owners prefer people stealing stuff rather than hire and pay them.

[Anonymous No.50039519]

>>50033060
Blessed thread, fuck corpos

[Anonymous No.50039594]

>>50033453
That place is expensive as fuck dude.
>>50034418
I used to shop at Jewel. Sort of expensive now and only go there for Nostalgia but most stores are renovated now. Meijer and Woodman's are my goto

[Anonymous No.50039651]

>>50039475
exactly what I was thinking kek

[Anonymous No.50039829]

>>50034418
Lmao vitamins are not essential you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.50039876]

>>50039475
They just increase the products by a % based on the yearly loss rate for the store.

So they would markup places with lots of niggers more

[Anonymous No.50040267]

>>50039390
Old people, tradies avoiding tax and drug dealers.

[Anonymous No.50040521]

>>50033511
ive never seen a self checkout wagie not either looking at their phone or just blankly staring off in the distance

[Anonymous No.50040753]

>>50033375
Wtf, I choose lines with cuties not run away. So many damn virgins on this site.

[Anonymous No.50040763]

>>50033453
>much jerbs
If it can be automated, the job doesn't deserve to exist.

[Anonymous No.50040807]

>>50033060
>Welcome, ple-
>Ple-
>Ple-
>Inser-
>.....
>Thank you for shopping

I speedrun these things

[Anonymous No.50040891]

>>50033749
>bag of soup

[Anonymous No.50040924]

>>50033749
>>50040891
Got a good hearty chuckle out of that

[Anonymous No.50040947]

Not my problem

[Anonymous No.50041032]

>ID CHECK REQUIRED!
>No wagie around to verify ID
>Have to stand there awkwardly looking around
>Finally see a wagie but they're looking away talking to someone
>Stare awkwardly in their direction hoping they see me so I can wave at them to check my ID
>They don't and after a couple of minutes the ID check thing times out and lets me continue
Every fucking time, I need to stop shopping at night.

[Anonymous No.50041214]

>>50039829
Pay for vitamins now or pay for medical bills later. Up to you.

[Anonymous No.50041228]

>>50041214
>Popular vitamin and mineral supplements didn't provide any measurable health benefits to prevent cardiovascular disease, stroke or early death
Vitamins and supplements haven't prolonged anyone's life according to any study done on them.

[Anonymous No.50041278]

>INACCURATE SCAN
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

[Anonymous No.50041298]

>>50038176
Explain nsa target please

[Anonymous No.50041310]

>think im based
>scan watermelon as potatoes
>pay 100% more
t-thanks guys

[Anonymous No.50041845]

>>50034564
I did what this guy is describing in Bellevue (Washington), no doubt it's doable in most of the United States.
You are probably retarded.

[Anonymous No.50043759]

>>50033060
Untill i get a discount for bagging the items myself, i will refuse to self checkout. Suck on that j3ws.

[Anonymous No.50043902]

>>50033087
>attractive roastie cashier glances in my direction
>notices that i'm having troubles
>ignores me until i specifically ask her to help, because i'm not chad

[Anonymous No.50044006]

>>50033150
>please place item on scanner and wait
>buy 15lbs of grapes
>that will be $750

[Anonymous No.50044072]

>>50040267
>tradies avoiding tax
elaborate

[Anonymous No.50044084]

>>50033150
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.50044087]

DAILY REMINDER: with web3 all we have to do is connect wallet

[Anonymous No.50044249]

>>50041228
get in line for shot #6, schlomo

[Anonymous No.50044267]

>>50044087
>will only work with a government-approved id

[Anonymous No.50044519]

>>50033060
More Machine less neggers

[Anonymous No.50044616]

>>50044519
you mean FEWER niggers, you dumb illiterate mutt

[Anonymous No.50044890]

>buy can of energy drink
>ID CHECK REQUIRED

[Anonymous No.50045004]

>>50033150
Brah grapes are like $2.99/lb. You're probably better off buying the PS5.

[Anonymous No.50045012]

>>50033060
My local one used to let you mute it if you pressed a button at the bottom of the screen. Now they turned off that function!

[Anonymous No.50045023]

>>50033502
>buying alcohol
NGMI

[Anonymous No.50045079]

>>50044890
Do you have a loicense for that amount of energy
m8?

[Anonymous No.50045088]

>>50034513
I think long term we're going to see a decline in availability of organic produce because of the lack of sales

[Anonymous No.50045430]

>polbiz steals from the store
>polbiz complains about nigger behavior

[Anonymous No.50045466]

>>50034366

>see incel trying to do this
>call 911

[Anonymous No.50045547]

>>50035191
>the zogbots totally care about you stealing from globohomo chains
Kek

[Anonymous No.50045867]

It's easy to steal at self checkouts if you're smart about it. Do it during busy hours when the teenage wagie is occupied walking around to every single checkout because they all inevitably fuck up. Leave heavy or bulky items on the bottom of the cart and "forget" to scan them. Leave small, easy to overlook items (like a small jar of spices, makeup, etc.) in the cart and "forget" to scan them. After you pay, put a bag on top of them to hide them. Ring up veggies as similar, but cheaper items. Oh, the sweet onions cost more than the white onions? They're white onions now. Oops, I accidentally labeled the large premium avocadoes as the cheap small ones.

[Anonymous No.50046179]

>>50033150
Bananas would be wayyy cheaper

[Anonymous No.50046263]

>>50038031
kek based

[Anonymous No.50046338]

>>50040947
>have "Private Security"
>just acts like a normal wagie and can't do shit

[Anonymous No.50046342]

>>50045867
One thing that I haven't completely understood is how the alarm works. Will every pre packaged product trigger it if you don't pay for it?
Does the tag with the bar code have some kind of microchip that is turned off when you scan it? Never understood how it works

[Anonymous No.50046394]

>>50045430
is it stealing if you're too retarded to understand how to use the kiosk?
I always bag correctly but when I'm paying, I smile and wink at the camera.
early on the greeter was looped in by loss prevention and started saying thanks for shopping at walmart <my name> after a couple times doing it.

[Anonymous No.50046482]

Since walmart started no longer providing bags, I just grab their paid for bags and not pay them. Fuck you walcuck!

[Anonymous No.50046520]

>>50040807
This. I'm faster than the wagies

[Anonymous No.50046521]

>>50043902
made me kek but also mfw know this feel

[Anonymous No.50046528]

>>50046482
>15 years from now
>you steal you 5001st bag
>stopped by loss prevention since your theft is now cumulatively over $50
gotcha bag burglar

[Anonymous No.50046546]

>>50033087
FUCK YOU NIGGER

[Anonymous No.50046565]

>>50046342
It depends. Sometimes, yeah there's a strip underneath the barcode that has to be demagnetized. You'll notice that some barcodes are slightly raised because there's a strip underneath there (this is usually only on higher-priced items like electronics and stuff like that). That's why you'll see cashiers rubbing the barcoded area back and forth to demagnetize it. I've never actually had an alarm go off at the grocery store, though. Only places like Target, clothing stores, CVS, etc. on occasion.

[Anonymous No.50046566]

>>50033511
I worked checkouts for years in high school/uni.
Trust me when I say young people don't give a shit.
I saw people buy the most retarded stuff but all you're thinking about is having a break at the same time as the cute checkout operator, or counting down to go home.

HOWEVER - if you get a MID AGED women or man they will be anal as fuck as they're career grocery wagies who want to be managers.

And then the retirement age old biddies are nice and don't care, they're only at the job for the social life.

[Anonymous No.50046579]

Can I pls pay with the almighty alknowing matic pls ser?

[Anonymous No.50046676]

>>50035993
This is also true. I never said anything if someone "forgot" shit in they're trolley when they went through my checkout because I did not care and could not be fucked.
Cant believe I got promoted while I worked there lol.

Its incredibly easy to steal from supermarkets, everyone who works there know it happens and they cant stop it. People literally walk out with 1000s of dollars of expensive meat under their shirts and the small store I walked at still made 70k+ profit on a slow day.

[Anonymous No.50046757]

>>50046566
>And then the retirement age old biddies are nice and don't care, they're only at the job for the social life.
yea after I make it I want to work at walmart and screw around all the time.

[Anonymous No.50046780]

>>50046676
while this is true its also the reason why supermarkets charge so much for shit now

[Anonymous No.50047103]

>>50046565
I read that you can use a magnet to demagnetize it yourself, except, supposedly, the magnet also triggers the alarm.
One way to circumvent this would be to hide the magnet somewhere inside the store and use it every time you went there.
The problem then would be getting it inside though

[Anonymous No.50047190]

>>50047103
curious if magnetic shielding would work

[Anonymous No.50047217]

>>50045023
>Alcohol literally saved humanity
>Denying the juice that saved man
NGMI

[Anonymous No.50047285]

>>50047190
With aluminum? Shit, that might work

[Anonymous No.50047310]

>>50034564
>get 2 pack kf """"wagyu"""" ribeyes that costs $45/lb
>go to register
>select produce
>select banana
>will ask you to put them on the scanner so it can weigh them
>put steaks on scanner
>congratulations you just spent $1.50 on $70 worth if steaks

This is not rocket science

[Anonymous No.50047429]

>>50038031
Based

[Anonymous No.50047447]

>>50047285
yea, aluminum foil would be the simplest faraday cage.
however I think you'd need alot if the magnet is strong enough to trigger the merchandise tag.

[Anonymous No.50047500]

>>50038176
>dont steal from Target
Its actually funny because I refuse to steal from Target on principal alone. Like I know they are more expensive and a huge box store technically not much different than Walmart, but I actually like the store. Probably because, at least in my area, its nigger free zone and not even close to as ghetto as Walmart. Luterally the super Target in my town only ever has whites shopping in it.

[Anonymous No.50047514]

>>50041298
They have their own loss prevention headquarters up in Minnesota. Basically they let you seal some shit and build up a case until you steal enough that they can prosecute. They also have facial recognition so they can track you the moment you walk in to any store.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2011/10/21/target-forensics-lab

[Anonymous No.50047564]

>>50047447
Yep, I just tried it with a fridge magnet, and although it does weaken it, it's still magnetic

[Anonymous No.50047617]

>>50047500
>Whites shopping at Target
Do you live near a trailer park or something?

[Anonymous No.50047699]

>>50034366
> razor blades
get a fucking safety razor you mong if money is really that tight
fucking idiots paying 3-5€ for some fucking plastic cardridge with 3-5 shitty dull blades
10€ for 100 blades while not polluting everything with these shitty plastic blades

[Anonymous No.50047753]

>>50047564
so just need a really strong faraday cage + really strong magnet.

[Anonymous No.50047837]

>>50047617
I haven't seen a white man on the target website the last 10 times I visited. Statistically it would have randomly happened.

[Anonymous No.50047851]

>Insert HBAR here
>The HBAR foundation welcomes you

This is the shit I want to fucking see.

[Anonymous No.50047857]

>>50033060
I love them, they work great, and are faster than regular registers and don't have to wait for the person to bag their groceries/cashier scanning others groceries before you put your shit in. I also had my card get declined once because I used Binance card and the limit ran out but the register didn't know what to do in that situation so it just printed the check as if I paid so I got free groceries too.

[Anonymous No.50047868]

>>50033087
>steal the items while it's screaming
Heh, nothin personal wagies

[Anonymous No.50048005]

>>50047310
retard you should scan them as cheaper ribs and can always claim ignorance

[Anonymous No.50048089]

>>50033087
This happened to me with condoms

[Anonymous No.50048134]

>>50033060
>>50033087
i hate those talking fucking machines so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.50048164]

>>50033755
Checked and antiglobohomo pilled.
>I concur

[Anonymous No.50048307]

>>50039829
I didn’t really mean essential, more like stuff that’s good to have on hand in a shtf scenario. If you don’t have access to food or get sick, they’re good to supplement or get certain nutrients you may not be getting. I also got first aid stuff, protein powder, and random other shit

[Anonymous No.50048446]

>>50033705
noooo dont steal from the multibillion dollar corporino noo!!!

[Anonymous No.50048800]

>>50045867
>Leave small, easy to overlook items (like a small jar of spices, makeup, etc.) in the cart and "forget" to scan them. After you pay, put a bag on top of them to hide them
This is what I do. It's also the easiest way to cover your tracks because you can play it off as an honest mistake. Every time I buy steaks I put egg cartons on top of them and use the hand scanner to scan the eggs without ever taking them out of the cart. No one's ever going to check under the eggs.

[Anonymous No.50048880]

>>50048089
>The condoms you are buying. Are too big.
>Please wait for measuring assistance.

[Anonymous No.50049252]

[Anonymous No.50049331]

>>50048800
Same, it's always about plausible deniability. I don't do retarded shit like trying to ring up tenderloin as bananas, but leaving a pack of beer or dog food on the bottom of the cart, or a small item in the basket, no big deal.
>Sir did you scan that 36-pack of paper towels
>Oh um, no I don't think so, sorry about that
If you're a regular and frequently make large purchases it's much more plausible too. Like, I spend $200-$300 every time I'm in here, do you REALLY think I'd try to steal a $12 jar of smoked paprika? Harrumph

[Anonymous No.50049472]

>>50047753
>spend hundreds of dollars on powerful yet small faraday cage and magnet
>steal dozens of dollars worth of food
buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.50049574]

>>50033087
heh i stole two giant floor packs of redbull doing this, i literally just scanned them using the packing label. it said unknown item, put the case under my cart, i called the lady over she walked over and had no idea what to do, i told her i dont know what happened i was scanning a box of triscuits she voided it and walked away. sixty 12oz redbulls for free.

[Anonymous No.50049605]

>>50033060
>go to ring up shallots
>press lookup item by name
>doesn't let me type in name
>must pick from an index by first letter
>press S
>no shallots in list
>dumboomer.jpg
>try again
>same
>fuck it, will just ring them up as onions
>press O for Onions
>find shallots under O
mfw

[Anonymous No.50049638]

>>50033060
>>50033087
>>50033180
>>50033190

>they have transformed the customer into the wagie
>we have become wagie

[Anonymous No.50049769]

>>50047103
Here is the thing though, no one will check you if the alarm goes off when you go INSIDE the store. They will think the alarm is just fucking up. Or if you time it right and walk in as someone walks out they will assume its the person walking out. And even if they did check you (99% certain they wont) you should be fine, its not illegal to bring a magnet in the store. It could just be on your key chain or some shit and they wont make a stink over it.

[Anonymous No.50049787]

>>50049605
leek green onion yellow onion white onion red onion shallots garlic scallions
ITS ALL THE FUCKING SAME

[Anonymous No.50049815]

>>50049638
this
It's humiliating

[Anonymous No.50049839]

>>50047103
my friend who worked at jc penny a long time ago in the mall would leave an alarm tag for us outside somewhere, so when we walked in from the main entrance in front of literally everyone, it would go off. we then proceed to steal massive amounts of clothes. 1998-2004 was great

[Anonymous No.50049851]

>>50048005
That wouldnt work you fucking mong. Meats have a barcode on the package you are supposed to scan. How the fuck are you going claim ignorance when you are flat out not scanning the barcode provided? So you might as well choose the cheapest option, since regardless you are going to have to hope they dont check your receipt.

[Anonymous No.50049854]

>>50049815
I think south park did an episode on amazon and jeff bezos says they achieved perfect economic efficiency by turning people from simple workers or customer into worker-customer hybrids.

[Anonymous No.50049903]

Just steal shit you pussies. No one cares anymore. Society is collapsing. We're on the verge of great depression 2.

[Anonymous No.50049918]

>>50033705
Gay moralfag. Probably gets scared when he’s in a “seedy” neighborhood where all that’s seedy about it is a crack in the pavement

[Anonymous No.50049925]

>>50047617
Yeah its the same at my target. All the niggers/spics/white trash shop at walmart and target is almost exclusively middle class and up whites. Where the fuck else are whites supposed to shop?

[Anonymous No.50050043]

>>50049903
nigger

[Anonymous No.50050150]

>>50050043
Cry about it bitch.

[Anonymous No.50050151]

Conservative Blk guy with integrity and morals who abhors all type of crime here. I am really am disgusted that this business forum thread is nothing more than slurs and hoodlum devient behavior.

You have no shame, dignity or honor if you steal. Food isnt even expensive in the grand scheme its not like a downpayment on a house.

Id like you guys to look in the mirror and tell yourself that you will do better. You are not going to be a lowlife any longer, lastly this would never work in sams club or costco where families shop for discounted bulk food.

Its not about corporations or wagies, its about your pride as a man your self worth. What kind of real man steals little pepper jars? A beta white cuck.

[Anonymous No.50050155]

>>50049918
>where all that’s seedy about it is a crack in the pavement
*crackhead*

[Anonymous No.50050182]

>>50050151
terrible bait, but I responded.

[Anonymous No.50050199]

Another hint thats not as common and possibly a bit more specific
>buy clothing
>swap the barcode with the cheaper clothing barcode
Usually the labels are super easy to swap and literally no one is going to bust you for it since clothing items at these stores are typically super vague. Could also do this with some other items, for example velveta cheese you can stick in the off brand box. Im sure you could get creative with swapping labels to on other items as well.

Another hint, that i wont say is particularly bullet proof but seems to work at the stores in my town, to avoid getting checked at the door is to only buy a couple of bags worth of groceries. Basically just enough that you can carry in your hands as you walk out. Also seems to help if you use a register that the door person can see so they literally see you checking out/walking out of the self checkout area. If they see ypu literally scanning your shit and paying they are going to assume you arent worth checking.

[Anonymous No.50050240]

>>50033502
>make eye contact with self checkout qt on the way in
>smiles back
>ring up purchase including booze
>she comes over and sees my stack of 4lokos
>looks at me in confusion and disgust
Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.50050273]

>>50033511
>implying teenagers are willing to risk getting the shit beat out of them by an angry customer to save Mr noseberg a few shekels
>implying they're even allowed to
When I was a wagie in high school, the cashiers weren't even allowed to accuse people of stealing even if they wanted to. They have plain clothes "loss prevention" people whose job it is to watch for theft.

[Anonymous No.50050317]

DID YOU BRING YOUR OWN BAGS?

[Anonymous No.50050348]

>>50038031
Yeah go ahead

[Anonymous No.50050364]

>>50049815
>>50049638
Even more reason to steal. I not only have to pay for overpriced groceries, I have to do the jobs of not one but two wagies as well (cashier and bagger)? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.50050576]

Do you guys take apple pay

[Anonymous No.50051152]

>>50046757
>after i make it i want to work
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50051257]

>>50048134
based image. being spoken at with no real way to reply or connect is bad.

[Anonymous No.50051275]

>>50033060
It’s so easy to steal from these.
>whoops forgot to scan the ketchup, haha my bad

[Anonymous No.50051312]

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/03/06/unexpected-item-in-bagging-area-finally-tips-man-over-the-edge/

[Anonymous No.50051411]

>Get Foodstamps
>But also steal

What does it mean when you don't even do it for the money anymore?

[Anonymous No.50051412]

Test ‘don’t ban me jannies’ test

[Anonymous No.50051540]

>paying a machine, instead of flirting and eye-fucking with every single female cashier for fun
Anon, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror and repeat these words:

"I. AM. NEVER. GONNA. MAKE. IT."

[Anonymous No.50051743]

>>50033749
I know you're joking.

But we do have bags of luxury soup here.

[Anonymous No.50051837]

Why am i supposed to feel bad about doing shit like this when they literally passed zero savings onto me by switching to self checkout? This whole change was literally more profit to the company, so fuck them.

[Anonymous No.50051925]

In theory could you hack into one of these things?

[Anonymous No.50051978]

>replace garbage eggs with free range organic big fat ones
>some roastie will pay a hefty premium garbage eggs

[Anonymous No.50052044]

>>50033705
Ok Vatican
Ok queen of England
Ok JEWS (pale niggers, but still)

[Anonymous No.50052085]

>>50051312
> Has CCTV of man destroy robot
Where's the footage? We wanna see that shit fuck that article

[Anonymous No.50052157]

>>50033419
It might work if you bring your own grocery bags. I've done this accidentally with like 12L of soda which you can't bag

[Anonymous No.50052219]

>>50033627
I saw a guy do this once and my dumbass thought I was doing him a favor by running up to him and telling him he forget to enter his pin and that he left his card. I'm a dumbass lol

[Anonymous No.50052255]

>>50033936
Yep
But is not kosher

[Anonymous No.50052291]

>>50033749
>>50051743

[Anonymous No.50052682]

>>50033060
So, I went to a Super Duper Market in the worldly acclaimed role playing game Fallout: New Vegas and paid for 3 cans of sardines and got one free plus a package of blueberries.
I ended up saving 50% on my bottle caps, and no nuclear alarms went off. However, as I was leaving the supermarket, a securitron started heading my way.
I used my terrifying presence perk and stared it dead in the eye. It then moved along.
It made me wonder if the securitrons get warned when such promotions are made even if the alarm doesn't go off.
Could it be?

[Anonymous No.50052814]

>>50051411
It means you're based. Suck the zog machine dry

[Anonymous No.50054906]

>>50038031
Based conqueror

[Anonymous No.50054938]

>>50038049
I mean sure as long as you aren't stealing from some MomNPop store, which would be actively benefiting the globohomo chains.

[Anonymous No.50055019]

>>50034969
Make sure you GO TO A DIFFERENT STORE AFTER DOING THIS. They never get you first time, but they absolutely will get you later. They usually take a photo of you and wait for you to do it again. The moment you walk back in they call the cops, who usually wait for you to start "checking out". I was a wagie manager at one of these supermarkets, and the loss prevention security guard where I worked was really good at what he did.

[Anonymous No.50055054]

>>50033755
Not my business what you do on weekends

[Anonymous No.50055817]

>>50033150
So THATS where inflation comes from!

[Anonymous No.50056329]

>>50036074
>conquest isn't stealing
lmao
>>50038031
BASED

[Anonymous No.50056452]

Hey guys, read this. Walmart has started not to give a fuck anymore this literally happened last month.

https://www.kgun9.com/news/local-news/tucson-walmart-self-checkout-shoppers-cited-and-sent-to-court-for-mistakes

[Anonymous No.50056528]

>>50048134
Thank you for posting here

[Anonymous No.50056558]

this thread glows in both fields

[Anonymous No.50056607]

>>50034414
Stop and shop bros why do they mock us

[Anonymous No.50056699]

>>50056558
literally picrelated

[Anonymous No.50057222]

>>50033472
nah. you can steal up to $900 and they can't touch you

[Anonymous No.50058958]

>>50033060
>uses google pay phone wallet
>retard workers look at me like i'm stealing

[Anonymous No.50060074]

My store has a small self-checkout area and super precise weights. I tried to leave part of a bag of onions hanging over the side to lighten the weight and got caught.