/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50027074]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>50024984

[Anonymous No.50027130]

this is the correct thread faggots. this one was linked first. post in here

[Anonymous No.50027151]

Jannies deleted the other ones...

[Anonymous No.50027155]

Please please please stop selling SIGA sers

[Anonymous No.50027157]

>>50027130
>gets deleted

[Anonymous No.50027159]

I FELL FOR THE BULL TRAP AGAIN!!!
SHIT SHIT SHIT. We are going back to new lows again aren't we? I always fall for this shit it must be rigged.

[Anonymous No.50027160]

Friendly reminder that this entire board is a GME general and you will find out why soon.

[Anonymous No.50027164]

lgb


Price target: 0 for everything except oil that's going to $100000000000000000000000000000000 per barrel

[Anonymous No.50027170]

How do I think like Buffett?

https://youtu.be/n5JWyPBM_U4

[Anonymous No.50027173]

IVE GOT MORE BAGS THAN A

[Anonymous No.50027178]

>>50027074
OIL? OIL.
https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1541555413535145988

[Anonymous No.50027180]

>nasd-ack

[Anonymous No.50027183]

I feel like I'm betraying the other bake. It felt....better

[Anonymous No.50027188]

Well, mumu, your gay little pump from Friday has been almost completely undone. What do you have to say for yourself?

[Anonymous No.50027190]

Uuuh, I just go back from work, who the fuck broke the NDX-100 while I wasn't looking?

[Anonymous No.50027192]

>>50027160
how do i long the schizo pandemic

[Anonymous No.50027196]

>>50027170
Picture companies as discarded cigarettes that might still have some value left in them and buy appropriately

[Anonymous No.50027200]

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[Anonymous No.50027202]

I just need 300k to retire
I just need a mere 6-7x
Is this really so much to ask for

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50027206]

call me retarded for shorting USDJPY again

[Anonymous No.50027219]

>inflation is transitionary
>inflation is mild
>inflation is large but manageable
>inflation is significant
>we will have a soft landing
>softish landing
>landing may be outside fed control
>recession not likely
>recession not certain
>recession possible but will retain tight labor market
>recession probably but it will be short and mild
>you are here
>recession is here but its will be short
>recessions are actually good
>it's a large bankruptcy but contained
>crashes are normal part of the cycle
>it's not a big deal that some companies are bankrupt, it's a good thing
Prepare yourselves mumus.

[Anonymous No.50027226]

>sell SQQ before the pump
>Bought it at low
>Get free money as people again realize that the economy is shit

[Anonymous No.50027228]

>>50027202
what's it like living in moldova?

[Anonymous No.50027236]

Oh wow, HYG puts are printing. Again.

[Anonymous No.50027250]

Has the recession started or is the recession over

[Anonymous No.50027252]

I wish I had made my plays the puts and my hedges the calls instead of vice versa

[Anonymous No.50027254]

>>50027206
fuck off makima I love power

[Anonymous No.50027259]

>have a meme position in a microcap
>spikes 80% from 1 order roughly equivalent to $3000
lel
I take it this was crypto before crypto existed.

[Anonymous No.50027284]

>-5.32%

[Anonymous No.50027286]

>>50027206
Thank you for your money, atm

[Anonymous No.50027294]

Is the doberman poster here? I want to see those pups.

[Anonymous No.50027300]

>>50027259
>drops 40% when you try to exit your $200 position

[Anonymous No.50027318]

Daddy am i winning?

[Anonymous No.50027326]

USAC bros...

[Anonymous No.50027338]

>>50027294

[Anonymous No.50027341]

Uhhhhh SIGA chads

[Anonymous No.50027342]

>>50027326
Your gains are being compressed for long term storage :^)

[Anonymous No.50027353]

>>50027300
Oh I know how shit the liquidity is. I just wanted a meme.
But the lack of exit liquidity meaning that the "gains" are nearly impossible to realize for large positions is also crypto to a T.

[Anonymous No.50027355]

How much did you lose YTD, fags?
0% here, cashgang reporting in.

[Anonymous No.50027372]

>>50027341
Where did that image even come from?

[Anonymous No.50027393]

>>50027355
>cash gang
>0% loss
Lol now THIS is podcoping.
I'm down 14% YTD.

[Anonymous No.50027398]

>>50027372
Wargame(real attack plan from WEF eugenicists) article in November of 2021: Page 12/36; "Monky pox Attack May 15th", By "Decemebr 31,2023 3.2b cases, 271 million deaths" (Real monky pox bioweapon was released on May 15th, 2022)
https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50027403]

My the netflix calls are fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.50027454]

>>50027398

[Anonymous No.50027457]

>>50027393
>Inflation only affects cash and not the assets that I hold THAT ARE TRACKED IN USD
Fucking retards, I swear to god you should just neck yourself.
You are down 14% + the inflation.
I bet you bought the fake pump last week as well.

[Anonymous No.50027458]

what do you anons think next CPI will be like? up or down?

[Anonymous No.50027466]

>>50027338
>if only you knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.50027473]

>>50027398
>eugenicists
>2 kekdemix later still barely anyone dead
Let me guess, in a fortnight all will be revealed?

[Anonymous No.50027475]

>>50027355
You've lost like 20% this year to inflation.

[Anonymous No.50027477]

>>50027355
About flat. I was up 100% before the crash, off options gambling. Decided to play it safe and just leave my winnings in blue chip stocks. I've been played for an absolute fool

[Anonymous No.50027503]

>>50027457
1 SHARE OF TECH SHITCO = 1 SHARE OF TECH SHITCO

[Anonymous No.50027504]

>>50027342
All gains are forced to transition to losses for equality sake

[Anonymous No.50027509]

>>50027250
We are in recession, retard. Once recession officially "started" it's already too late.

[Anonymous No.50027510]

>>50027475
So you would have lost 40% if you stuck your money into the S&P500

[Anonymous No.50027516]

>even shitcoin is outperforming
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.50027529]

>>50027475
You too you fucking mongoloid.
Do you think once you cash your stock out your dollars magically are inflation adjusted?

[Anonymous No.50027530]

>>50027473
Monkypox has been gain of functioned to be more infectious from the WEF Satan worshipping death cult of eugenicists via their plan of the wargame of the March 2021 NTI and MSC event.
Reproductive rate (R0) for BA.1 is about 8.2, making R0 for BA.2 about 12. This makes it pretty close to measles, the most contagious disease that is known.

Monkypox fatality rate is 11%.: 8,000,000,000 people x 11% fatality rate = 880,000,000 deaths divide that 192 countries = 4,583,333 deaths most likely in every country on Earth.

Monkypox is airborne via respiratory droplets; Contact with the respiratory mucosa., airborne and new mutinous making this an endemic virus meaning it will be around forever causing total critical infrastructure collapse of the entire world leading to post apocalyptic world.

Long SIGA

[Anonymous No.50027540]

>>50027516
BTC is less volatile than TSLA

[Anonymous No.50027541]

>>50027250
We will officially "know" if we are in one on the 30'th

[Anonymous No.50027542]

>>50027510
True, but he said he lost 0%, which I was simply correcting.

[Anonymous No.50027555]

>>50027475
>20% per year
>retarded mumus lost today in the best case scenario 3% IN ONE DAY
>more pain to come for mumus
I think the cashgang dude is winning

[Anonymous No.50027559]

>>50027530

[Anonymous No.50027560]

>>50027355
Up 48.5%
Reasonably satisfied even though June has been terrible.

[Anonymous No.50027566]

rate my stock portfolio

[Anonymous No.50027578]

>"stock" with no dividend
Not a real business. That's a gamble.

[Anonymous No.50027583]

What else do I have to be bearish about besides the next rate hike and the housing market?
And speaking of eugenics, it's still technically legal to sterilize people if they're deemed too retarded
>Yeah, the Supreme Court never overturned Buck v. Bell.
>I'm guessing Buck was the dumbass in that situation.

[Anonymous No.50027588]

>>50027560
Cashgang only kneels before Oil Barons

[Anonymous No.50027593]

>Big supply deficit
>Utilities can't take delivery of their Russian uranium
>Kazakhstan about to be Putin'd on the Ritz
>49 percent of utilities were uncovered by long term contracts before Russian sanctions, god knows how high that number is now that Russian contracts are effectively null and void
>Even Joe Brandon is pro nuclear despite being mentally retarded
>Spot price rising again
>Uranium dumps despite being vital energy in short supply
Fuck this nigger market

[Anonymous No.50027594]

>>50027516
Draculatoken has been pretty based as a somewhat leading high beta indicator recently and had already priced in todays dump. My only concern is THAT MY BROKER WONT LET ME FUCKINFG SHORT IT
Assholes

[Anonymous No.50027596]

>>50027529
>>50027555

Read >>50027542 and calm down. We're all on this sinking ship together.

[Anonymous No.50027600]

>>50027566
monkeyp*x/10

[Anonymous No.50027610]

>>50027566
It’s shit

[Anonymous No.50027616]

>>50027530
>Sirs, please. My village will go hungry.

[Anonymous No.50027619]

>>50027457
>cashcoping
wrong.

[Anonymous No.50027631]

>>50027578
would much rather a company just buy back their stock instead of forcing a tax event on me

[Anonymous No.50027640]

Break 285 on qqq you stupid bitch

[Anonymous No.50027643]

>>50027566
Where's the oil, nat gas, and coal?
-1/10

[Anonymous No.50027644]

>>50027566
>falling for the diversification meme
This lil nibba will nvr make money.

[Anonymous No.50027648]

Just took a huge shit. Sour hour confirmed.

[Anonymous No.50027650]

Honestly we're getting to march 2020 levels. Should I start buying?

[Anonymous No.50027651]

>>50027458
The PPI has gone up like crazy. Cattle dying in Arkansas due to (((unknown))) reasons
Timber getting expensive
Gas stations taking on less margins from increased oil prices and decreased consumer demand for oil

[Anonymous No.50027653]

Seems to me the ASTR shill likely worked for that company that was offloading shares from what I saw mentioned elsewhere. No way it was a coincidence he shilled it just as it dropped off a cliff.

Any other theories?

[Anonymous No.50027656]

[Anonymous No.50027657]

[Anonymous No.50027658]

[Anonymous No.50027660]

You happen to be able to ask Warren Buffet himself ONE advice or intel about the current economy.
What do you ask him?

[Anonymous No.50027659]

>>50027619
>cashcoping
Everything is relative anon and DXY says otherwise. Cashgang, while retarded, is doing relatively well.

[Anonymous No.50027662]

>>50027504
#BidensAmerica

[Anonymous No.50027668]

>>50027355
Cashgang as well so 0%. Waiting for the bottom. But we’ve lost over 8% from inflation.

[Anonymous No.50027676]

>>50027658

[Anonymous No.50027678]

>>50027631
>taxes are le bad!
oof

[Anonymous No.50027683]

>>50027660
>do you seriously drink that much coke?

[Anonymous No.50027685]

Jesus niggers, my money
I got off from a 10hr flight tired and had a fat niggress infront of me bitching during passport control and now this.

[Anonymous No.50027696]

>>50027678
yeah those taxes go to the government and are not re-invested, while the company buybacks all of it is re-invested. lrn2math retard

[Anonymous No.50027699]

>>50027566
>no chinese wealth management scam markets
>no oil
>no gas
>no gaysex
>buying pfizer despite less births

[Anonymous No.50027704]

>>50027458
Behold, the only good thing to come out of Cleveland in, like, a century: https://www.clevelandfed.org/our-research/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting.aspx

[Anonymous No.50027705]

>>50027657
Cathie Wood brings me so much joy every single day.
>tries to hand-pick only the best tech stocks
>underperforms the nasdaq which is itself taking one of the fattest shits in history

[Anonymous No.50027729]

>he still hasn't bought SIGA

[Anonymous No.50027735]

>>50027696
taxes are objectively good. Stop being retarded.(you can't)

[Anonymous No.50027752]

>>50026744

[Anonymous No.50027761]

>open Youtube video
WHAT'S UP guys
>immediately close tab

[Anonymous No.50027773]

Uh, natural gas bros? What the fuck thAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

[Anonymous No.50027776]

>>50027650
Wants to buy now. Completely ignores it a week ago. Make up your mind anon that or you're just trying to lure anons into buying.

>>50027393
*converts your 100k 75% soxl loss to cash*
*$100k into 25k*
*adds a 14% inflation loss*
Your 25k nominal fiat is technically worth 21.5k

Cashgang anon over there >>50027355
*has 100k nominal fiat*
*adds a 14% inflation loss*
His 100k nominal value is worth 86k

Lel get wrecked permabull cash anon wins

[Anonymous No.50027780]

>>50027735
Must be a slow day if such lazy bait can be posted unchallenged.

[Anonymous No.50027802]

Imagine believing the people saying that oil is a crowded trade

[Anonymous No.50027803]

>>50027780
He’s right though

[Anonymous No.50027806]

*pukes on you*

[Anonymous No.50027816]

>>50027802
>With Brent prices still volatile

[Anonymous No.50027818]

>>50027458
Germoney almost has enough gas stored for now

[Anonymous No.50027824]

if money is becoming less valuable t hen shouldnt the price of stocks be going up???

[Anonymous No.50027835]

>SOX dumping
Tomorrow is going to be real interesting isn't it.

[Anonymous No.50027846]

>>50027583
Shit companies dying to rate hikes and stagflation: >>50027236

[Anonymous No.50027848]

>>50027824
Yes. Except its russian stocks going up.

[Anonymous No.50027849]

>>50027596
>>50027619
Stocklets mad again
I WILL buy the bottom, and no not the bottom from 2 weeks ago, but the real bottom when the whole fucking house of cards collapsed.

[Anonymous No.50027851]

>>50027555
Checked. It's likely permabulls coping trying to lure anons to buy. Lmao any SOXL permabull is down 80% from ATH not including inflation.
>haha I dont touch SOXL
SPY is down 25%, cashgang wins the end. However bobo's and oil baron's won harder than cash gang

Bobo/oil baron >>>>>>>>>> cash gang >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bulls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>perma bulls

[Anonymous No.50027852]

>>50027648
Bear market rally is over.

[Anonymous No.50027857]

kek, baggies, kek faggies

[Anonymous No.50027880]

Reminder right now for Monkypox we are where Covid was in January 2020. You can profit from this. buy SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50027883]

I didn't expect it to be one of these days again

[Anonymous No.50027894]

>>50027509
too late for what

[Anonymous No.50027910]

Why does it keep dumping for no reason? Inflation is peaking its time for S&P500 to start the recovery.

[Anonymous No.50027912]

>>50027880
Shut up clftranny

[Anonymous No.50027914]

>>50027880
nobody cares about the death of faggots

[Anonymous No.50027925]

>>50027849
>financial system collapses
>uses his worthless USD to buy worthless netflix and grindr call options
We'll simply go back to Gold Standard™, at which point your wealth will be diminished to 0.
Oops ;)
t. Gold chad

[Anonymous No.50027926]

>>50027894

[Anonymous No.50027927]

>>50027705
If she hand picked the best stocks, she wouldn't have put Netflix IN A FUCKING SPACE ETF

[Anonymous No.50027928]

top lel the insiders literally know the gdp qoq is going to be bad

[Anonymous No.50027941]

>>50027910
>Inflation is peaking
Except there is no evidence of that yet. Not even flattening let alone falling.

[Anonymous No.50027947]

>>50027883
>>50027910
Bear market kneegrow

[Anonymous No.50027953]

where my fellow Palantirians at?

[Anonymous No.50027957]

>>50027927
Well what else are you going to watch up there?

[Anonymous No.50027966]

>>50027928
tomorrow is a potential Volga hurricane of bad news

[Anonymous No.50027967]

>>50027219
companies that have no good or useful product or service deserve to die, and theyve been kept alive by QE for too long

[Anonymous No.50027969]

>>50027530
I'm not reading all of that but I'm happy for you, or sad that it happened.

[Anonymous No.50027971]

>>50027910
This thing can dump for years on end. Look at past inflationary bear markets.

[Anonymous No.50027980]

>>50027773
The world has two widowmaker trades: shorting JGBs and trading natural gas.

No one respond to this with Widowmaker coombait.

[Anonymous No.50027983]

>>50027953
Got out of that months ago.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50027996]

>>50027928
Insider here.
GDP is going to be down about 3.2%

[Anonymous No.50027998]

>>50027925
>he thinks I will invest into Netflix and Grindr or similar garbage
Goldfags should be considered a disability.

[Anonymous No.50028008]

>>50027928
Im reminded of the last CPI report where we dumped the day before in anticipation and then severely dumped once the news broke

[Anonymous No.50028011]

>>50027941
LITERALLY immense amounts of evidence proving that inflation is pulling back. Do you not pay attention to the price of commodities

[Anonymous No.50028023]

>>50028011

[Anonymous No.50028029]

talk me out of buying otm HOOD calls

[Anonymous No.50028039]

>>50027953
Buying more. Palantir is going to fucking Saturn.

[Anonymous No.50028048]

DWAC FLYING

[Anonymous No.50028049]

>>50027953
How much of their 2021 adjusted ebitda was from sbc?

[Anonymous No.50028050]

>Gas at Costco is now $5.00
>Still $5.50 everywhere else
Did the CEO threaten to kill Biden for suggesting raising gas prices?

[Anonymous No.50028052]

>>50028011
Werid rent isn't on that....because cpi is more than commodities. And recent market profit taking doesn't mean inflation is done. Not only does it need to flatten it needs to start to diminish too.

[Anonymous No.50028053]

>>50028011
thats China's locking down, not making stuff

[Anonymous No.50028054]

>>50028011
inflation is peaking because we are going into a fucking depression, tard.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50028060]

holy shit enough already

[Anonymous No.50028061]

>>50027957
Unironically Amazon Prime TV, courtesy of Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin and his gay little Project Kuiper.

[Anonymous No.50028063]

>>50028011
>He doesnt know

[Anonymous No.50028065]

>>50028029

FTX acquisition rumor was false

[Anonymous No.50028071]

>>50027910
if Cleveland is to be believed >>50027704 Inflation has not peaked yet.

[Anonymous No.50028073]

>>50028048
>DWAC
Still a spac, still worth $10

[Anonymous No.50028078]

it just keeps fucking going what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50028081]

daily reminder to the exact opposite of what 'experts' tell you

[Anonymous No.50028098]

digits and SPY closes 370

[Anonymous No.50028101]

>>50028060
strap in buddy

[Anonymous No.50028106]

>>50027998
>Goldfags should be considered a disability.
Oh? I thought cashgang was winning because "muh 0% loss". Gold is up YTD. Checkm8.
>>50028052
>rent
not everyone rents, chud.
>>50028054
>inflation is peaking because
Yeah, I said inflation was pulling back. Are you fucking retarded? Never said why, loser.
>>50028063
Don't care. Not anti-semitic.

[Anonymous No.50028110]

Any of you heebs got the memo on why it's all dumping?

[Anonymous No.50028109]

>>50028081
The deadcat will be 310?

[Anonymous No.50028115]

Vix is up 5% atm. Oh boy

[Anonymous No.50028136]

>>50028110
someone said something about juice earlier

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50028139]

Turns out this morning really was a suckers rally.

[Anonymous No.50028140]

>>50028050
Gas'll switch to the Costco hot dog standard before this decade is out. As an oil baron, I approve such an impoverishing but delicious maneuver.

[Anonymous No.50028142]

>>50027910
>ITS PEAKING THIS TIME!
They said that when it was at 4%

[Anonymous No.50028145]

>>50028110
so we can rally on bad news tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50028148]

>>50028110
Quarter Report tomorrow for the American economy is expected to show negative growth.

[Anonymous No.50028159]

He sold SIGA. At the beginning of the next plandemic. Lol.

[Anonymous No.50028168]

>>50027953
>tfw my brother in law, out of nowhere, tried to sell me on palantir one day
Tragic to watch a family member getting sucked into a cult, I fear for my nephews safety

[Anonymous No.50028174]

>>50028106
>Not antisemitic
Go back

[Anonymous No.50028183]

>>50027925
anon, we will never go back to the gold standard because there simply isn't enough gold to go around for a modern reserve currency. even the USD as a fiat is struggling with global supply.

[Anonymous No.50028189]

>Another 800 point intraday movement
>120 point intraday swing in Shit and piss
Sure is the signs of a healthy market

[Anonymous No.50028194]

>>50028110
to pump tomorrow on recession news. $28 TQQQ calls or $40 UPRO calls.

[Anonymous No.50028207]

>>50028060
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.50028212]

>>50028148
That's just the final Q1 number, which is already -1.5%.

[Anonymous No.50028247]

>>50028106
>Gold is up YTD
It isn't though. It is down, mongoloid.
Even worse if you bought physical gold, where you pay a premium to buy AND a premium to sell.
Gold is such a meme.

[Anonymous No.50028253]

Should I buy a Dodge Charger

[Anonymous No.50028269]

So how detrimental would a revision to Q1 GDP be? We know it was -1.5%. Does it make a difference if they change it to 2.1%?

[Anonymous No.50028272]

2023 AAPL calls are still 25% green

AAPL CCs weeklies are green

UVXY bull spread weeklies are green

PLTR short puts are red and I'm not even sure I want to be assigned anymore

Could be worse

[Anonymous No.50028287]

>>50028253
Are you Mexican?

[Anonymous No.50028288]

>>50028253
Buy cars and houses in 6 months when recession and deflation are hitting everything.

[Anonymous No.50028291]

>>50028253
only if your black

[Anonymous No.50028298]

>huge green candle on open
>bleeds hard for the rest of the day
someone knows something we don't

[Anonymous No.50028305]

>>50028287
>>50028291
Pursuit version

[Anonymous No.50028307]

>>50028269
How detrimental is this women to white nationalism?

[Anonymous No.50028315]

>>50028212
there was the hope that it would be revised up.

In other news: Rents nationwide 'increase at record-level rates'

https://archive.md/mBTiP

yeah, Inflation hasn't peaked.

[Anonymous No.50028317]

PLEASE FUCKING PRICE IN THIS BEAR MARKET ALREADY

I WANT TO MAKE EFFORTLESS MONEY AGAIN

IM 32 AND NEVER TOOK UP A JOB ILL BE FUCKED IF IT KEEPS GOING LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.50028327]

>>50028212
Right but Powell and Co have been pumping that everything is getting better and everything will be fine to the Media so when they start running headlines of official numbers showing a Q1 that exceeds -1.5% the market will dump on the news alone.

[Anonymous No.50028330]

quick what do I short before close

[Anonymous No.50028329]

>GHISLAINE MAXWELL GETS 20 YEARS IN PRISON FOR SEX TRAFFICKING
What do you think she's putting in her 20 year buy-and-hold portfolio?

[Anonymous No.50028331]

>>50028317
wagmi, fren

[Anonymous No.50028334]

beautiful market, Brandon.

[Anonymous No.50028346]

>>50028183
>a modern reserve currency.
Won't be the USD.
>probably bought BTC becuz muh 21 gorillion limit
You just aren't capable of understanding how the Gold Standard™ would work.
>>50028247
It literally is up YTD, retard.
>REEEEEE YOU COULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT GOLD AT DIFFERENT TIMES, AT DIFFERENT PRICES!!!!!!
Wow the state of you.
>>50028253
Hell yeah! Best grocery getter.
>>50028315
>yeah, Inflation hasn't peaked.
>uses rent prices
lol wtf you guys, come on. stop.

[Anonymous No.50028351]

>>50028307
>woman

[Anonymous No.50028354]

>3 fucking percent intra-day swing on SPY

[Anonymous No.50028355]

>>50028269
that's a man

>>50028329
Monero

[Anonymous No.50028356]

>>50028269
sauce

[Anonymous No.50028359]

>>50028305
niggerlicious

[Anonymous No.50028362]

>portfolio takes a bit
>smear shit on my neighbors house

[Anonymous No.50028364]

>>50028351
How is that not a woman?

[Anonymous No.50028371]

>>50028317
bobro, you must short to make money, or SETF's.

[Anonymous No.50028376]

>>50028334
thanks, man

[Anonymous No.50028377]

>>50028334
excuse me
its russia, trump and v8 engines fault

[Anonymous No.50028379]

>>50028330
>>50027236 make sure to calculate your puts' leverage so you make real money. This is bond country, after all. Something like SJB will pay a pittance.

[Anonymous No.50028386]

>>50028253
Hello dequantarivius jackson

[Anonymous No.50028390]

>>50028317

The bear market will continue until you capitulate

And then some.

[Anonymous No.50028399]

we will never see ATH's again in our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.50028400]

>>50028356
TsAsianAmber

[Anonymous No.50028407]

The 7Y treasury auction closed with a 2.1 bps tail. The financial system is starting to become unglued.

[Anonymous No.50028408]

>>50028269
That's a guy.

[Anonymous No.50028412]

>>50028355
>Monero
kek true

[Anonymous No.50028415]

WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM BHENCHOD? I SEX YOUR MOTHER!

[Anonymous No.50028436]

>>50028407
what does the auction tail mean? I never get it when zerohedge tweets about it

[Anonymous No.50028437]

>>50028148
2nd quarter isn't until July 28.

[Anonymous No.50028445]

>>50028390
>The bear market will continue until you capitulate
>Me a SQQQ chad
Very well then, depression it is

[Anonymous No.50028447]

>could've put 5k into SPY puts today and made 60k

[Anonymous No.50028448]

>>50028329
>20 YEARS IN PRISON

[Anonymous No.50028450]

at this point there is seriously no fucking way that the powers that be didn't get the GDP estimate early.

[Anonymous No.50028455]

>>50028377
at least you remembered the script today, Brandon you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.50028459]

>>50028407
Is there a max tail specified in the rules somewhere or would they literally have to not get enough bids for an auction to fail outright?

[Anonymous No.50028460]

>>50028400
i wanted a woman
but thanks anyway

[Anonymous No.50028467]

Nice inverted cup and handle on copper futures.

[Anonymous No.50028469]

>ASTR
did you also get bagged?

[Anonymous No.50028473]

G A P down overnight?

[Anonymous No.50028478]

>>50028407
We finna buying treasuries soon?

[Anonymous No.50028482]

>>50028437
I meant that the revision of Q1 comes out tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50028483]

>>50028354
now check the NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.50028487]

>FBI withholding crime statistics this year
Then why the fuck isn't UONE pumping

[Anonymous No.50028488]

This is a Jim Brandon market!

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50028490]

>>50028407
The whole market is just cooling off. Sure it'll run out of steam for a minute, but they just need to patch a few things up with that flex seal family of products and she'll be good as new.

[Anonymous No.50028491]

>>50028447
Same here. I saw QQQ July 1 Puts 385 at 1.05 today. They're worth 4.60 now. Didn't want to take the risk. And I was 70/30 expecting it to tank today.

[Anonymous No.50028492]

>>50028407
What does this mean. I see the dynamic yield curve is still in a flattened stance but is it inverted at this point?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50028495]

lets price in an expected missed GDP today so we can pump on a more dovish F.E.D. tomorrow

what a fun game

[Anonymous No.50028504]

>>50028445
>fellow SQQQ bull killer

[Anonymous No.50028513]

>>50028346
please enlighten us how the Gold Standard™ fixes the supply issues that made just about every Gold Standard™ collapse the last time around

[Anonymous No.50028514]

>>50028478
Bruh

[Anonymous No.50028520]

>>50028460
Well that sauce you wanted was someone with a dick. Accept that you’re attracted to traps anon.

[Anonymous No.50028539]

>>50028469
Short ASTR, short SPCE, these are bread and butter plays.

[Anonymous No.50028538]

>>50028400
Wow she is stunning

[Anonymous No.50028550]

>>50028513
I'll answer you, when you ask a less deceptively worded question.
What do you mean by "supply issues that made just about every Gold Standard™ collapse the last time"?

[Anonymous No.50028551]

>>50028495
bro....

[Anonymous No.50028560]

APOLOGIZE.

[Anonymous No.50028561]

Oil going up but stocks going down. Fuckin bullshit - is oil trading going to shit too or are we good oil chuds?

[Anonymous No.50028566]

Look at the memestocks

[Anonymous No.50028570]

>>50028447
Could've put in money in puts to recover all loses from this month. time to kms

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50028575]

>>50028551
remember this post tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50028587]

>>50028550
not being able to print unlimited money with legalized accounting fraud and mental gymnastics is a supply issue you antisemit.

[Anonymous No.50028590]

>>50028520
No.

[Anonymous No.50028591]

>LIBYA’S RAS LANUF OIL TERMINAL SAID TO BE UNDER FORCE MAJEURE
Now the FRENCH are invading Libya?!?!

[Anonymous No.50028604]

fake dump
fake pump
fake crab

in otherwords keep dropping until friday cause I'm buying on thursday with my wagie dance money

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50028612]

all in SPY

[Anonymous No.50028638]

>Half the regular posters get banned for shitting on jannies and talking about Roe
>/smg/ devolves into cock posting
>Scoopies comes back to laugh at our suffering
>Market dumps
Current market conditions are an algo reaction to the cockposting prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.50028650]

>>50028591
Bon.
This is a French board after all.

[Anonymous No.50028664]

>>50028450
just look at what happened the day before the last CPI print, it almost guaranteed at this point

[Anonymous No.50028665]

>>50028436
It means demand for treasuries is weak. Yields probably headed higher.

[Anonymous No.50028670]

>>50028604
cwabs don't fake, they claw yo' cash and steal yo' fembois. nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.50028686]

They don't know about SCI. The death. The death stock.

[Anonymous No.50028688]

>>50028459
Honestly I have no idea. I don't think we're anywhere remotely near that point yet. But the are signs that things are starting to unravel.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50028689]

>>50028665
Treasuries are going to look really good tomorrow when the whole market dumps another 4%.

[Anonymous No.50028704]

>>50028638
If the market was overreacting to /biz/ cockposting, it’d be going long

[Anonymous No.50028711]

>>50027250
If there's negative GDP growth for this 2nd quarter then it's official but it feels we've been in a recession since March 2020

[Anonymous No.50028720]

>>50028686
Peter Lynch actually shilled that in One Up on Wall Street. The audiobook's on Youtube and worth a listen.

[Anonymous No.50028731]

>>50028638
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.50028747]

>>50028638
>Scoopies comes back to laugh at our suffering
He bought the top of SOXL though, why do you care

[Anonymous No.50028750]

>>50028720
Yeah. Peter Lynch. Shilled The SCI?. Peter Lynch. Talked about. My new. Value play. In. 1989.

[Anonymous No.50028753]

Why are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.50028761]

can we really do that? dump 2 days in a row?

[Anonymous No.50028771]

>>50028753
Cause I bought SQQQ at 10 AM LIKE A FUCKING GOD

[Anonymous No.50028786]

>>50028753
We dump on all days that end in Y.

Got that joke from my granddad.

[Anonymous No.50028791]

Guys lately my pee pee hasnt been working too good when I watch porn, but when I think about a qt femboi sitting next to me, my pee pee goes into overdrive. What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.50028792]

Sour or flower hour?

[Anonymous No.50028806]

>thought overweight uk and Emerging would outperform this year
>starting flagging last week
>still remains positive while Yankees dump with their stimmy cheque 3x leveraged ETFs
nowt personnel kidder

[Anonymous No.50028809]

>>50028791
buy siga

[Anonymous No.50028812]

>>50028791
how do we solve the "anime poster" problem?

[Anonymous No.50028818]

>>50028809
B-but I already own SIGA...

[Anonymous No.50028821]

>>50027458
I actually think June CPI will be a bit lower MoM, then it will rip higher. Lot of reasons for this, but a false sense of security is going to make this a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.50028823]

>>50028750
He also talks about mafia stereotypes causing people to avoid stocks like WM lol. It was a different (pre-Sopranos) time.

[Anonymous No.50028828]

>>50028812
We don’t

[Anonymous No.50028829]

>>50027074
if the market sees -1 to 2 percent decrease on the broad indexes the headlines read "bear market".
If it pumps 1-2% it reads "amazing recovery", "bullrun might be resumed".
SAD!

[Anonymous No.50028831]

>>50028823
Wat did peter lynch say about SCI?

[Anonymous No.50028838]

>>50028828
the correct answer is gas chambers

[Anonymous No.50028848]

>>50028550
net-importer countries are fucked with a gold standard because gold will flow out progressively from a net-importer country and cause stagnation.
the US has one of the most massive trade deficits in the world. the benefit of the deficit is that it enables the existence of the USD as a reserve currency; other countries don't touch that standard in part because it would also require them to have a consistent deficit to supply enough of their currency to the rest of the world. the US simply cannot go back to a gold standard, because that would fuck the country for all eternity and have every other country on this planet out-pace them in terms of growth.

[Anonymous No.50028854]

>>50027910
We're in Stagflation now BROTHER

[Anonymous No.50028860]

>>50028831
iirc that companies like it are the best investments, because they're not attractive for analysts to look at - nobody wants to be the analyst that looks at funeral homes lol
the less coverage = more overlooked, the less attractive the industry the more attractive the gains on the good companies

[Anonymous No.50028865]

>>50028828
uuuUUuuh based?

[Anonymous No.50028867]

I want off Mr. Powell's Wild Ride

[Anonymous No.50028868]

>>50028791
It means you gay now Rocker.
Christ have mercy on your soul.

[Anonymous No.50028877]

thoughts on DISH?

[Anonymous No.50028879]

>>50028664
>>50028450
what are you implying me brrain no good

[Anonymous No.50028880]

>>50028831
Well like I said, the book's worth a read/2x speed listen on YouTube. But I think for SCI he mentioned it as an example of people avoiding it due to stigma and bad/zero marketability despite being a very solid business.

[Anonymous No.50028883]

TKAT HALTED

[Anonymous No.50028901]

>>50028771
god yeah - u wanking it tonight?

[Anonymous No.50028904]

>>50028867
No off ramp and no refunds. Sorry, fren.

[Anonymous No.50028906]

>>50028848
>Tfw the most prosperous economy of all time was the US after WWII when it had like 2/3s of the world's gold
Literally never happenening again, even Chinks now wish they had something like that

[Anonymous No.50028921]

Hahaha I yolo'd what was left of my portfolio into 0dte puts this morning. Get fucked bulls

[Anonymous No.50028938]

>>50028865
Literally the only good part of this braindead expansion

[Anonymous No.50028953]

This is one potent Sour Hour holy shit

[Anonymous No.50028965]

>>50028901
I'VE BEEN HARD FOR THE LAST 4 HOURS AND EVEN THO I KEEP CUMMING IT WONT GET ANY LESS HARD

FUCK THE BULLS AND FUCK THE GREEN DILDOS

[Anonymous No.50028973]

>>50028880
>>50028860
That makes sense. SCI is a heavily moated business - ofc Lynch would love it. Something about SCI/these unattractive-but-still-profitable businesses is that these type longs only have low single digit analysts covering them, 3 or 4. SCI has 5 I think? Compare that to a Tesla or an Apple which has 40+.

[Anonymous No.50029059]

Fine, I’ll make the 300th post so we can rebake

[Anonymous No.50029067]

GOD DAMMIT MY SHORT GAINS AREN'T KEEPING UP WITH MY LONG LOSSES
I guess this is what it means to be hedged...

[Anonymous No.50029082]

And Allah! That was your meltup!

Now onto the scheduled 8 years of bear market.

[Anonymous No.50029085]

is one of the other threads left over I'm too lazy to check catalog

[Anonymous No.50029086]

>>50028329
PLTR

[Anonymous No.50029096]

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMO'ING INTO SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50029101]

I have avoided eating refined sugar a month now and I feel amazing. Suck about the market.

[Anonymous No.50029119]

>>50029096
Welcome aboard bear brother

[Anonymous No.50029122]

>work on my own
>no boss
>have around 300k
how much money do i need to be rich enough to say NIGGER in public, and be able to survive "Cancellation"? 2m? 4m?

[Anonymous No.50029139]

New >>50029131

[Anonymous No.50029144]

>>50029137
>>50029137
>>50029137

[Anonymous No.50029152]

I bought TQQQ today

This is horrible
How can we keep going down?

Is it because NATO?

[Anonymous No.50029167]

>>50028938
retard take

[Anonymous No.50029175]

>>50029139
>>50029144
Jesus fucking Christ, you guys.

[Anonymous No.50029176]

>>50028860
Funerals are becoming less affordable over time. Unless people die at a faster rate, I don't see much growth in this industry.

[Anonymous No.50029186]

>>50029152
gdp release is tomorrow, today is a good day to re-adjust for a "we're officially in a recession!" news cycle dump

[Anonymous No.50029229]

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[Anonymous No.50029247]

>>50029229
Poggers

[Anonymous No.50029379]

>>50029186
Q2 GDP is not tomorrow

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50029407]

What's googl gonna be at middle of august? $70?

[Anonymous No.50029428]

>>50029096
LMAO I sold my SQQQ at 10:30am today. Want to KMS.

[Anonymous No.50029462]

>>50029152
I warned ya about triple leverage bro. I told ya dog.

[Anonymous No.50029463]

>>50029428
I rolled some TQQQ puts at 11:48... the new ones are doing alright, but I should have held on to the originals

[Anonymous No.50029555]

>>50027910
lmao

[Anonymous No.50029686]

>>50029189
MIGRATE
>>50029189

[Anonymous No.50029739]

>>50027355
i gained ytd and lost it all. im back to end of 2021 levels

[Anonymous No.50029830]

>>50029462
You mean

I GOT CHOPPED???