/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50023031]

Open up now b*tch!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/
>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/
>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>50021762

[Anonymous No.50023053]

Imagine not being short in this market.

[Anonymous No.50023055]

>he fell for the sneed trap

[Anonymous No.50023056]

Cathie woods states

“We are already in a recession”

[Anonymous No.50023059]

There is no bear market. Just buy already

[Anonymous No.50023068]

You had your fun Mumu, next week will be deavastating so you better sell now.

[Anonymous No.50023069]

Fuck Mumus.

[Anonymous No.50023085]

How do I find a financially responsible gf?

[Anonymous No.50023087]

>>50023031
>>50023068
>>50023069
Based

[Anonymous No.50023088]

>>50023042
electric trucks of peace are even more dangerous if the batteries should explode for some unknown and unforeseen reason.

[Anonymous No.50023096]

>>50023085
ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

thanks bro, i needed a good laugh today hahahahahahahahh

[Anonymous No.50023106]

>>50023085
On onlyfans.

[Anonymous No.50023108]

>GDP QoQ
>Jerome Powell
Tomorrow will be a shitshow

[Anonymous No.50023112]

I'm still green

[Anonymous No.50023116]

tell me is it over??

[Anonymous No.50023123]

>>50023108
Everyday is a pure shitshow in clownworld the only question is do they make you eat the shit or just rub it in your face

[Anonymous No.50023128]

>>50023088
Checked.... Not to mention on how fire departments can’t extinguish the battery fires. Imagine the fire a battery pack of a 18 wheeler would create

[Anonymous No.50023133]

What puts should I accumulate for the upcoming gigadump (worse than 2008)? I'm thinking bitcoin miners.

[Anonymous No.50023138]

>mutual funds at a constant all time low
>my shitty apartment that I left wont let me terminate my lease early and still have to pay rent until someone else takes it up which wont happen cause no one in their right mind is moving into an 1.6k a month apartment in this current environment
>get into a car crash and have to shell out another 6k
this is the worst time of the year for me. i should have left my apartment two years ago and i only have myself to blame

/blog

[Anonymous No.50023147]

>>50023112
why are women like this?

[Anonymous No.50023155]

>>50023128
i've seen some videos of it. Its pretty gruesome. The only way to put these types of fire out would be to smother them with sand. Probably should buy some John Deere or Catepiller for when fire departments have to include a loader with a bucket full of sand to put out the EV fires.

[Anonymous No.50023161]

>>50023085
>How do I find a gf?
Well that's pretty easy you just go outside and meet girls and have fun with them and do fun things togethe-
>financially responsible
ahahaha Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.50023162]

My gf makes double my salary and still expects me to pay for everything , she’s saving for a house, right bros..?

[Anonymous No.50023167]

>>50023056
Trying to save face by regurgitating what everyone has been saying for weeks. Her funds are in a depression though.

[Anonymous No.50023169]

GDXJ free fall, AG dumping, spot on gold and silver about to fall through the floor. Boomer rock faggots about to be bankrupted gold going to 0 sell sell sell

[Anonymous No.50023177]

>>50023138
>1.6k a month
Is it a 1 bedroom 1 bath? Because if it is, that's a fucking lot. I only pay 2,600 per month on the mortgage for my 4 bed room 3 bath house I bought 5 years ago

[Anonymous No.50023181]

>>50023112
Damn, Home Depot employees look like THAT?!
Might have to apply there ngl.

[Anonymous No.50023182]

>>50023147
a lot of latinas with pixar mom asses work for home depot

[Anonymous No.50023197]

>>50023182
Is home depot low key based?

[Anonymous No.50023215]

>>50023085
It's literally a power dynamic thing. You have to actually make a lot of money and then have her not work or work minimally just so she doesn't have idle hands and then put her on an allowance. That's what I do with my wife. But then again, I'm a business owner and make more than everyone here combined.

[Anonymous No.50023222]

>>50023085
Find one where the parents are still together and the father is based.

[Anonymous No.50023224]

STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.50023227]

>>50023222
Trips of truth

[Anonymous No.50023236]

>DXY going up
>JPY going down
What a great time to buy Yen. Visiting is practically a -25% discount on everything

[Anonymous No.50023239]

>>50023177
One bed and one bath with a den and another little office room. 800 sq ft I'm currently paying 1.2k but its being put up for sale at 1.6k like god damn they want to squeeze me for every cent I own cause they know no one will occupy it during the time left i have on it.

[Anonymous No.50023240]

>>50023197
Yes. It's my favorite store desu.
Just bought a ton of wood to build my workbench there.

[Anonymous No.50023242]

>>50023103
>>50023103
>>50023103

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.50023245]

>>50023224
Calm down, there is a cure for the fagpox now bro

[Anonymous No.50023246]

I am doing all right.

[Anonymous No.50023247]

>>50023224
You guys better listen to him, I thought I heard a janny around the corner.

[Anonymous No.50023248]

>>50023085
A young man once asked a wise old sage "Can a woman ever make a man a millionaire?" The wise sage answered with "Only if he's a billionaire to start with." Woman are quite literally the antithesis of making money.

[Anonymous No.50023249]

>>50023197
yeah but you better be packing a 2x8 to get their attention

[Anonymous No.50023260]

Micron earnings in 2 days
thoughts on how this will impact soxl & nasdaq?

[Anonymous No.50023266]

>>50023242
official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zTrkr5_xY

[Anonymous No.50023269]

>>50023240
I've got a couple of projects I need some lumber for but I've been holding out. Don't want to pay $58 for a fucking sheet of plywood that would have cost about 20 bucks a couple of years ago.

[Anonymous No.50023284]

Post your most degenerate 3x leveraged shorts

[Anonymous No.50023286]

>>50023222
This helps too. My wife's parents are unironically trad and her mom was also a stay at home wife. There are tons of women out in the world who want to be submissive and stick to traditional gender roles and be stay at home wives. Most of her friends are like this too. And we're' not even that old. I'm 34 and she's 25.

[Anonymous No.50023295]

>veiny tits
What am I supposed to imagine

[Anonymous No.50023296]

>>50023246
How do you even get this kind of money in this environment? Is it purely just options?

[Anonymous No.50023302]

>>50023269
hey man don't worry the power structures close to the money printing don't give a fuck they just print themselves more money they don't give a fuck if lumber is 100000 per foot

[Anonymous No.50023330]

>>50023284
I'm 22.6x short on SPX right now.

[Anonymous No.50023343]

>>50023269
I know the feel. I waited a while to buy my wood and happy I did because I bought the dip. 2x4s were fucking $9 each when I wanted to buy them and waited until I bought them at $4.90 each.
I only needed one sheet of 3/4 plywood so I just bought that too. It was about $55 for the sheet.

[Anonymous No.50023344]

>>50023284
>3x
that's when I want to play it safe

[Anonymous No.50023363]

>AMD

[Anonymous No.50023372]

>>50023242
Thought he was locked up for killing someone?

[Anonymous No.50023375]

>>50023330
knockout chad

[Anonymous No.50023378]

>>50023112
get back to work, roastie

[Anonymous No.50023385]

I'VE WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

A PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME

I WALK ALOOOONNNNEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50023389]

>>50023363
Why the fuck is it tanking 4% with NO FUCKING NEWS holy fucking shit I hate this nonsense

[Anonymous No.50023405]

My puts purchased at peak Mumu exuberance expire in September and they're already up 15% in minutes.

[Anonymous No.50023409]

>>50023269
just checked home depot and they're still $4.90 where I am lol.

[Anonymous No.50023412]

I think the VRM dream is over bros

[Anonymous No.50023422]

>>50023363
man, i was gonna short it but looking at too much shit, and why is there fkn CAPTCHAS for every post now?????

[Anonymous No.50023428]

>>50023363
>>50023389
who the fuck is selling amd a month before earnings following their best year ever?

[Anonymous No.50023432]

>>50023343
Yeah, I paid nearly $8 each for some 2x4s a few months ago. Couldn't wait, though. I'm going to keep waiting out the plywood for another month or so I think. Surely the prices in general have to come down with what's happening to the housing market.

[Anonymous No.50023436]

>>50023389
nobody needs chips in great depression 2.0

[Anonymous No.50023442]

>>50023428
imagine what guidance will be now that the dust has settled and crypto is dead

[Anonymous No.50023449]

>>50023389

[Anonymous No.50023450]

Now, the question is do I have the balls to hold onto my SPY puts for another potential $40 dump

[Anonymous No.50023462]

Off topic but does any /biz/raeli have the daily routine pepe? Like he wakes up at 3am and Jojos his way to the pc. You know the one

[Anonymous No.50023466]

>>50023442
everyone i know irl is buying amd cpus for their home computers and epyc for their businesses.

[Anonymous No.50023469]

FUCKING AMD

[Anonymous No.50023474]

>>50023466
are they buying 50 of them each

[Anonymous No.50023478]

>>50023389
>NO FUCKING NEWS
Not necessarily. Anyone here have a bloomberg terminal?

[Anonymous No.50023480]

uh, why are Chyna stocks mooning wtf?

[Anonymous No.50023484]

i just woke back up after seeing opening WHAT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.50023483]

we're back

[Anonymous No.50023489]

SIGA sisters what are we selling at?

[Anonymous No.50023495]

Get ready to buy Calls on AMD for the reversal today

[Anonymous No.50023494]

>>50023266
I unironically love spotem and pooh shiesty. They go hard af.

[Anonymous No.50023506]

>>50023466
i just bought amd apu, good stuff, chud

[Anonymous No.50023511]

>>50023484
turns out you can't cancel stagflation by covering your ears and screaming "recovery"

[Anonymous No.50023514]

>>50023450
my gf also orders cheese in a cup, so weird

[Anonymous No.50023517]

>>50023389
>news
The market prices in future events. If everything is dumoing it means the market is trying to price in bad news.

[Anonymous No.50023523]

>>50023514
You can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

[Anonymous No.50023534]

[Anonymous No.50023536]

TRUNKS KEEP POPPING, TOPS KEEP DROPPING DOWN IN HOUSTON. (TRUNKS POPPED, TOPS DROPPED)

[Anonymous No.50023539]

why is /smg/ so misogynistic

[Anonymous No.50023542]

Fuck cathie

[Anonymous No.50023544]

>>50023489
I’m waiting for two weeks to see what happens when they end fag month

[Anonymous No.50023545]

>>50023539
We're not we just hate unloyal hoes.

[Anonymous No.50023549]

Do I buy TQQQ now?

[Anonymous No.50023550]

>>50023539
trading requires viewing the world objectively

[Anonymous No.50023556]

>>50023147
>"anon youre so weird and retarded"
>does this solely for attention no other context
Im the retarded one? Wtf does she think she is "quirky"?

>>50023167
Wasnt she saying we are not like a week ago?

[Anonymous No.50023563]

>>50023450
>septum piercing

Dropped

[Anonymous No.50023576]

and now we begin the bobo holocaust

[Anonymous No.50023581]

>>50023563
fag

[Anonymous No.50023582]

>>50023450
I'm already regretting my puts

[Anonymous No.50023598]

>>50023539
>>50023545
yea it basically comes down to loyalty. As a melanin enriched fren once said, those hoes ain't loyal. A certain cartoon character meant for little girls symbolizes loyalty and surprise, she's the most popular among male fans of the show.

[Anonymous No.50023599]

>>50023576
the fuck are you on? did you not see the already massive drop from open? we still got a long way to go. Like at least another 3 years of constant daily -3% red days

[Anonymous No.50023604]

>>50023246
Now what do I do to get these kinda returns?

[Anonymous No.50023606]

bobros.... im feeling a pump....

[Anonymous No.50023609]

>>50023576
Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.50023611]

I am talking to a female (doesn’t have penis) and she’s unironically an AMC ape who is lecturing me about dark pools and naked shorting.

Lol. She doesn’t know. How much money I lost selling naked calls on AMC.

[Anonymous No.50023615]

>>50023284
20x short btc rn (:

[Anonymous No.50023617]

>>50023599
>Like at least another 3 years of constant daily -3% red days

[Anonymous No.50023629]

>>50023599
zoom out

[Anonymous No.50023636]

>missed evfm
>missed agrx

[Anonymous No.50023641]

it's so fuckign hard to not just splurge on nvda when it's already down 50%

[Anonymous No.50023644]

>>50023617
>>50023629

We havent even started buddy. Look at previous crashes. They can last up to years. Look at the japanese stock market. That is where we are heading for the next 30 years if we are lucky so get used to it

[Anonymous No.50023645]

>>50023539
>>50023611
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSjlxbxAymM

[Anonymous No.50023647]

>>50023246
>>50023296
60% in Oil. Rest is RTX, MMM, Bayer and other blue chips. Slow and steady.

[Anonymous No.50023650]

>>50023615
is that a super short?

[Anonymous No.50023655]

>>50023636
not too late, dont do what i did for revlon

[Anonymous No.50023656]

>>50023581
Lol, does your gf have tattoos and piercings? What’s her body count?

[Anonymous No.50023669]

>>50023644
Zoom.

Out.

[Anonymous No.50023670]

>>50023604
See answer >>50023647

[Anonymous No.50023673]

>agrx has no news and gigapumps
>evfm has actual partership announced today and has a 20% pump

[Anonymous No.50023679]

>>50023650
Perp futures fren

[Anonymous No.50023680]

>>50023656
Just ears and naval piercing. I took her virginity.

[Anonymous No.50023690]

Powells talking tomorrow?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50023697]

I owe the Bank of Japan 33 million Yen

how could this happen

[Anonymous No.50023700]

>>50023656
My gf has a small tattoo of pancakes on her ankle. I should just end it now shouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.50023701]

>>50023680
Lol this guy thinks her body count is 1

[Anonymous No.50023704]

>>50023680
>naval
Anon, I

[Anonymous No.50023712]

>>50023644
ftfy picrelated

[Anonymous No.50023731]

>>50023712
one might even argue picrelated

[Anonymous No.50023741]

AMC apes are actually some of the most batshit people out there holy fuck. I’m sick. These schizos just live in their own world and make up their own regulations

[Anonymous No.50023754]

>>50023704
?

[Anonymous No.50023760]

OIL RALLIES ON NEWS OF OIL STOCK RALLY
>OIL STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF OIL RALLY
OIL RALLIES ON NEWS OF OIL STOCK RALLY
>OIL STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF OIL RALLY
OIL RALLIES ON NEWS OF OIL STOCK RALLY
>OIL STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF OIL RALLY
OIL RALLIES ON NEWS OF OIL STOCK RALLY
>OIL STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF OIL RALLY

[Anonymous No.50023764]

should i cash out of my boomer index fund?
i want some cash on hand in case the market takes a massive shit but my financial advisor keeps telling me that its recovering.

[Anonymous No.50023766]

>that perfect Bart on AMD

[Anonymous No.50023773]

>>50023389
4% is nothing for AMD. AMD was the swing tading stock of choice for years, and is now the day trading stock of choice. It is like a couch infested with cockroaches. It's completely ruined. While a normal, healthy company in normal economic times will fluctuate +/- 1% each day, expect AMD to fluctuate +/- 8% or so. Completely normal for a stock that is now a bigger piece of shit than doge coin.
Source: am a day trader shitting up AMD stock every single day

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50023778]

>>50023754
pretty badass tattoo ngl

[Anonymous No.50023788]

>>50023764
>but my financial advisor keeps telling me that its recovering
Yes your money is safe goy-I mean sir.

[Anonymous No.50023789]

>>50023494
Idk senpai, i hear dat boi be beatin hizz own boxx... i cant b fukkin wit no faggot azz niggaz baka...

[Anonymous No.50023795]

>>50023773
Ironic, considering if you just bought and held AMD you'd probably be one of the most successful investors who ever lived.

[Anonymous No.50023797]

>>50023766
On SPY as well.

[Anonymous No.50023807]

While I pity you AMD niggers because I held it once and got fucked and had my time wasted, you brought this onto yourselves.

t. dumped all my shit at 117 and NEVER looked back.

[Anonymous No.50023811]

Damn it feels good to be in inflation adjusted treasury bonds. Bizfags always afraid of staying in cash and look it where it gets you.

[Anonymous No.50023818]

>>50023764
Your advisor gets money by having your money in, but it is generally a good practice to keep your funds in boomer stocks. What stocks are they because even some boomer stocks are memes like Gold

[Anonymous No.50023819]

>>50023556
>Wasnt she saying we are not like a week ago?
I don’t know, I don’t listen to anything she has to say.

[Anonymous No.50023822]

>>50023766
Imagine not owning SOXS in these turbulant times

[Anonymous No.50023830]

I think I'm going to invest in nothing but penny stocks from now on
Watching them gigapump from the sidelines is too painful

[Anonymous No.50023835]

so whats being priced in now?

[Anonymous No.50023842]

>>50023795
Bought and held it when? 3 years ago? 5? By day trading AMD stock, you can duplicate its 5 year return in a single year. Sorry anon, nothin personnel. Shorted it again at $82.75 a little bit ago btw

[Anonymous No.50023848]

>>50023731
however

[Anonymous No.50023850]

can somebody give me confirmation bias that nvda is a good long here?

[Anonymous No.50023867]

>>50023269
Have you checked out used lumber prices?

[Anonymous No.50023871]

>>50023835
your future is being baked in

[Anonymous No.50023874]

>>50023848
you're gonna be pissed when you're priced out for 10 years

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50023879]

>>50023835
death of warren buffet

[Anonymous No.50023895]

>>50023850
The second-hand market is currently getting flooded by GPUs from mining rigs. I don't expect their next earnings report to be too stellar.

[Anonymous No.50023907]

Is it too late for AGRX?

[Anonymous No.50023911]

>>50023811
Too bad you cant sell them on the spot market.

[Anonymous No.50023914]

>>50023895
First off that's true, and secondly
>Buying a second-hand mining GPU
Incredibly stupid idea, but great for driving the prices down

[Anonymous No.50023917]

I am not having a fun time this month in the market

[Anonymous No.50023920]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.50023925]

>>50023895
why would anyone buy a used gpu from a mining rig? those things are ran 24/7 in absolutely shit conditions

[Anonymous No.50023927]

>cybercrime extortion group claims to have made AMD a victim, extracting 450 GB of data

[Anonymous No.50023931]

>>50023914
>>50023925
You should adjust that stance.
https://youtu.be/hKqVvXTanzI?t=476

[Anonymous No.50023934]

What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.50023939]

>>50023895
interesting, then what's your price target?

[Anonymous No.50023944]

>>50023874
you missed the point

[Anonymous No.50023947]

>>50023927
>450GB
did they get their employees last names or something lol?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50023948]

morning crab into lunchtime bear

thats not a good sign

[Anonymous No.50023951]

>>50023927
>450 GB
wow its nothing. didn't this happen to NVDA last month and nothing came of it?

[Anonymous No.50023953]

SIGA bros.............it's dead.

[Anonymous No.50023955]

>>50023432
I only needed one sheet of plywood but 10 2x4s so I was waiting for the 2x4 price to drop. Might be a local bottom before going back up desu.

[Anonymous No.50023962]

kek, baggies.

[Anonymous No.50023963]

>>50023764
I just got an email from my bank saying that people who stay in the market long term earn more than people who try to time the market. I only have 10k in my RRSP due to my FTHB repayments that are invested. I’m cash gang, cash will be king again.

[Anonymous No.50023988]

>>50023931
ok he's showing off a mining card from someone who actually maintained it
you're telling me the majority of chinkshit miners did the same?

[Anonymous No.50023994]

slowly clawing my way out from underneath my SQQQ bags

[Anonymous No.50024011]

>>50023818
its this
>https://marketsandresearch.td.com/tdwca/Public/MutualFundsProfile/Summary/ca/FID1288
>https://ycharts.com/mutual_funds/M:FID5491.TO/holdings
goes to these two.

[Anonymous No.50024013]

>>50023085
You never will.
>tfw found out my gf has 40,000 just sitting in the bank doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.50024015]

>>50023962
A toast to baggies. Cry more I need more tears. Povertyass niggers.

[Anonymous No.50024018]

>>50023939
Around where AMD is right now, which I also consider overvalued. Not a bad stock but it's kind of the Tesla of the GPU industry.

[Anonymous No.50024026]

BEHNCHOD SOXL IS FALLING BASTARD VILLAGE WONT FEED ITSELF

[Anonymous No.50024039]

>>50024013
What would you even do with 40k right now tho? All markets suck

[Anonymous No.50024041]

I guess I should have bought more puts...

[Anonymous No.50024047]

>>50024013
Unironically top 90 percentile responsible

[Anonymous No.50024061]

Just fomo'd into SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50024066]

The GDP QoQ result tomorrow must be terrible if the market is selling off this much

[Anonymous No.50024068]

jesus christ the market activity today what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50024073]

>>50024013
>>50024039
Sounds like a rainy day fund, nothing wrong with that. Does she have any debts?

[Anonymous No.50024089]

>>50023920
"Solid Gold"

[Anonymous No.50024092]

>>50023988
>you're telling me the majority of chinkshit miners did the same
Kind of. Mining is their income. It's cheaper to properly maintain a card than to wear it to the ground and replace it. Remember that miners also had to deal with GPU shortages.
But if you're worried about that, then you can just buy your cards from somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.50024093]

Ooh baby, my REV puts are finally printing

[Anonymous No.50024096]

>>50024039
I'd buy 500 shares of AMD with that 40k. Especially after today's phat -5% discount.

[Anonymous No.50024097]

WHY????? EURO MARKETS ARE GREEN
FUTURES WERE GREEN
WHY??????????

[Anonymous No.50024100]

>>50024066
GDP will be negative with 8% fucking inflation, kek

That's literal doomsday scenario

[Anonymous No.50024105]

>>50023112
hot DAMN

[Anonymous No.50024115]

>>50024013
>gf has 40,000 just sitting in the bank doing nothing.
>financially irresponsible
having an emergency fund is not financially irresponsible

[Anonymous No.50024119]

Imagine being so retarded that you bought back the fake pooomp last week.
This is why Hebrews win, because the Goyim truly is dumb beyond belief.
We are going to sub 1 dollar Sp500

[Anonymous No.50024118]

>>50023085
Find a foreigner (if in US) that grew up poor as fuck, it's worked well for me. "Spending a lot of money on clothes" for her is buying a $10 shirt from a thrift store. Love my little DACA-fu

[Anonymous No.50024120]

>>50024097
Germany Consumer Confidence Index came out better than expected.
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar

[Anonymous No.50024132]

>>50023116
It has only begun.

[Anonymous No.50024135]

>>50024092
>he thinks I buy cards
>he thinks I buy anything at all
lol, lmao. Almost every dollar I have is in the market, less like $200 in my checking right now.

[Anonymous No.50024136]

>>50024039
I would probably put half of it in QYLD since it just follows the NASDAQ and take the dividends earned from it to reinvest into something else
>>50024073
A rainy day fund is 2 months of bills and a line of credit to tap into.
She doesn't have any debts.

[Anonymous No.50024143]

>>50024013
Based cashgang

[Anonymous No.50024151]

>>50024135
the royal "you".

[Anonymous No.50024170]

>>50024018
maybe, I'll seethe though if I miss the ride.

[Anonymous No.50024171]

the gold market is so unbelievably fake and gay

[Anonymous No.50024174]

>>50024120
so usa markets dump because germany is doing well?

[Anonymous No.50024179]

Go ahead and slurp that dip you little bitch. Slurp it up.

[Anonymous No.50024189]

>>50024136
I literally don't understand how you can pretend she isn't acting financially responsible with having cash sitting in this market, do you want her to buy bonds or dividends or something? Statistically speaking she's like 80th percentile for burger savings

[Anonymous No.50024197]

cough.... is.... its that all you got bobo?!?

[Anonymous No.50024201]

>>50024174
No, the pre-market pumps because of Germany and the market dumps because the US consumer confidence index was worse than expected.

[Anonymous No.50024205]

>>50024171
Mass killing of all jews is the only way.

[Anonymous No.50024211]

AMD -5%

[Anonymous No.50024235]

I was googling "how to profit off of the obesity epidemic" yesterday, and all the results were from 2012ish. maybe 2014 at the newest. Do websites not put out "how to profit off of X tragedy/major issue" anymore?

[Anonymous No.50024240]

>>50024171
calm down boomer

[Anonymous No.50024249]

>>50024189
Everything is on discount right now

[Anonymous No.50024256]

>>50024249
we've been saying this pretty much every day this year though

[Anonymous No.50024274]

>>50024256
dca

[Anonymous No.50024273]

>>50024235
You're decades too late. Decades.

[Anonymous No.50024279]

>Dow up 400 points
>S&P was up over 50
Who here didn’t close their calls since we were going to have a face ripping melt up day?

[Anonymous No.50024287]

>>50024026
Roll roll your puts forward maderchode fren

[Anonymous No.50024289]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1r_55nBlQA

[Anonymous No.50024299]

hmm wonder where all the exuberant cows went

[Anonymous No.50024308]

>>50024256
Isn't that cool? We had a year of discounts!

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50024319]

you should be buying right now

[Anonymous No.50024321]

Why is the market not dumping even harder? It's very clear the whole thing was being held up by piles of twigs. SPY should drop to 340 by eow

[Anonymous No.50024323]

>>50024273

[Anonymous No.50024335]

>>50024249
>he's buying the bargain discount instead of the clearance sale

[Anonymous No.50024337]

>>50024205
>>50024171
When do we finalize a solution?

[Anonymous No.50024343]

>>50024235
invest in crematoriums and coffins for the obese. Both will climb in demand..

[Anonymous No.50024342]

GDXJ and AG calls 6 months out loaded, time to uninstall the brokerage app and go back to work

[Anonymous No.50024345]

>>50023246
>>50023647
>>50023670
>invested 225k in 2008

[Anonymous No.50024349]

>>50024256
Yeah we have

[Anonymous No.50024361]

Look at the financial sector

[Anonymous No.50024362]

>at the gym lifting
>theres some middle school summer camp
>one of the instructors is some college thot
>shes wearing thong shorts around a fat brapper
Will thot apparel do well in an economic downturn?

[Anonymous No.50024364]

>>50024256
Turns out stagflationary depressions aren't bullish for stocks

[Anonymous No.50024370]

>>50024256
Just don't fall for the retard perma bulls. Idiots unironically believe in green line goes up forever.
If you haven't noticed, we are in the beginnings of a mayor crash, maybe even depression.

[Anonymous No.50024372]

>>50024321
Because there is more coming out this week although the market currently seems to expect that it's going to get considerably worse.

[Anonymous No.50024373]

[Anonymous No.50024390]

>>50024362
Delightful

[Anonymous No.50024400]

>>50024136
A rainy day fund is whatever she feels comfortable with and if she is happy you will be happy. Tread softly with this or mind your own business.

[Anonymous No.50024410]

low volume dump, will be gobbled up soon

[Anonymous No.50024411]

>>50024171

It's not it's just waiting for the Fed to either capitulate and pump it, or halve the markets and dump it. We're in the game of chicken phase still.

[Anonymous No.50024423]

Did they nuke Taiwan or why is SOXL diving to the earth core?

[Anonymous No.50024427]

>>50024136
I personally keep a years worth of liabilities in cash in my bank. It’s financial security, I also have a low interest rate mortgage so even if inflation eats it up I can toss it into that. People who bank on line of credits for rainy days are the people who fall behind when shit goes sideways for them.

[Anonymous No.50024436]

>>50024410
seems a tad bit over-dramatic, yes

[Anonymous No.50024442]

SQQQ IS PRINTING

[Anonymous No.50024446]

Oh look, another "open +2%, close -5%" day. This is getting so fucking old.

[Anonymous No.50024448]

seriously what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50024458]

>>50024370
How bad can mayor crashes get?! Are we talkin -40% territory?
Spill the beans, anon.

[Anonymous No.50024464]

>>50024249
>>50024256
It's wonderful isn't it. You can literally build an entire portfolio at ATHs from 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.50024465]

I don't understand why the market is dumping. America is the best it has ever been. The economy is the strongest it has ever been, under the leadership of Biden, the most popular and most voted president in history. Shrinking GDP, inflation, rising interest rates, QT, yield curve inversion, death cross, housing crisis, all of it is literally bullish. We are devoting more resources than ever to BIPOC™ and the LGBTQIA++™® community. We're securing our future by providing hormone alteration drugs to our children. We are basically a utopia right now and Americans are the happiest and healthiest they have ever been. Is this because the chuds didn't wear the fucking mask?

[Anonymous No.50024467]

>>50024013
Your GF unironically outperformed you YTD.
Cashgang we bussin

[Anonymous No.50024474]

>>50024400
If you have 40k saved at that point some should be in inflation protected securities.

[Anonymous No.50024476]

Absolutely wrecking the market

[Anonymous No.50024491]

>>50024273
>>50024323
And a little bit a - wait it's only Tuesday, fuck.

[Anonymous No.50024493]

>>50024423
AMD and NVDA are down 4% and 5% respectively because it totally makes sense for humongous chip manufacturers who make tens of billions in sales every year to tank on no news having specifically to do with semiconductors. Don't you get it anon??

[Anonymous No.50024496]

Expect markets to plummet on earnings. Now is the time where earning will begin to suffer after Q1 which was coasting off January and early Feb to juice their numbers.

[Anonymous No.50024501]

It’s only down 1% you big babies

[Anonymous No.50024509]

>>50024458
honestly just camp out of the city hall and wait for the bodies to drop, the mayor usually goes after his secretaries

[Anonymous No.50024511]

>>50024465
The MAGA crowd tried to overthrow our democracy.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50024515]

>>50024501
>its joever.

[Anonymous No.50024518]

>>50024458
-50% 2 more weeks of soft landing!

[Anonymous No.50024522]

>>50024493
I love the mumu cope.
We are heading to an all time low and these huge daily negative swings are because of the retarded fake pooomp last week based on nothing.
You get what you deserve Mumu fucks.

[Anonymous No.50024520]

>>50024474
>inflation protected securities
>he thinks they will let people just opt out from The Great Theft

[Anonymous No.50024527]

AMD -5.50%, almost time to buy

[Anonymous No.50024528]

>>50024501
Lower highs
Lower lows.

[Anonymous No.50024534]

my retard brain is telling me newegg is going to hit $40+ within the next 6 months

[Anonymous No.50024553]

i'm only up 19.44%
wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.50024556]

>>50024400
I honestly never say anything to hear about it. Only time was when she told me she had that much and I just said talk to her bank to ask what to do with it.

[Anonymous No.50024566]

SQQQ CHADS GET IN HERE

[Anonymous No.50024567]

>>50024436
guess some retards didn't get the memo it was priced in

[Anonymous No.50024575]

>>50024522
That was the last exit pump of the summer... they all know it’s fuckin over

[Anonymous No.50024581]

B-bros has anyone seen the SOXL sisters... I am beginning to worry about them.

[Anonymous No.50024583]

>>50024556
>I just said talk to her bank to ask what to do with it.
Holy shit you are the true idiot. I hope your GF dumps you for being THIS idiotic.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50024611]

>>50024534
I would be happy with it going back to $10

[Anonymous No.50024612]

I LOVE SARK I LOVE BITI

[Anonymous No.50024627]

>>50024522
>retarded fake pooomp last week based on nothing
Oh yeah and 8 months of straight red is totally logical too. If that isn't bear cope I don't know what is. Legitimately useful companies tanking over and over and over again when there isn't any specific news to the sector is nonsense. Eventually you and all the retard bears are going to realize that the Fed WANTS inflation and is going to pivot back to QE, at which point you will be utterly buttdevastated

[Anonymous No.50024628]

>>50024566
took my fake pump profits and rotated everything into sqqq

[Anonymous No.50024637]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the market today. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it dumping? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the economy is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want President Biden to fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought prices were polling well in premarket???? This is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.50024658]

>>50024627
rofl
cows are so fucking stupid it's unreal

[Anonymous No.50024660]

What do we think about the Dude Weed sector? A lot of these stocks are back to their covid lows and I'm wondering if it's time to start DCAing in for another 5x gain cycle? Or are growth stocks never going to have a bull cycle again

[Anonymous No.50024661]

>>50024637
bad pasta

[Anonymous No.50024662]

>>50024611
there's massive periodic spikes on the 5y chart
I have no idea why they happen

[Anonymous No.50024675]

Bulls are now trapped. These rate hikes have a much larger effect on our zombie companies than what the bulls ever predicted.

[Anonymous No.50024687]

>>50024627
You didn't ask questions went it went hyperbolic upwards for 2 years for no reason. You didn't ask questions when we recovered 110% from the covic crash in two weeks flat.

[Anonymous No.50024694]

>>50024660
Black market does it better and cheaper.

[Anonymous No.50024714]

>>50024660
Weed is a horrible retarded overregulated business

[Anonymous No.50024727]

The jews did this

[Anonymous No.50024735]

It’s time

[Anonymous No.50024737]

Should I hold or close my SOXS over night?

[Anonymous No.50024740]

>>50024627
>8 months of straight red
Barely even red considering the circumstances. Money printing propped up the popping everything bubble in 2020 and now everything is breaking apart at the seams, ready to blow.

[Anonymous No.50024751]

>>50024627
>Oh yeah and 8 months of straight red is totally logical too.
Of course it is you idiot. Do you know what the last 2 years were? Production in everything slowed down to a minimum with no new invention, no new investments, no new infrastructure yet the market had the best 2 years in a very long time.
Irrational growth based on nothing, now we are paying for this.
The market was supposed to crash in 2020 but the Coronaprinter went BRRRRRRRRRR and delayed the crash by 2 years.
Now we have the highest inflation ever, thanks to the last 2 years and the crash that was supposed to happen, will finally happen.
The Fed has no answer to this, they can't just print more and more or the dollar will hyperinflate.
The Fed has to take the knife and push it deeper into the wound.
But you Mumu fucks don't understand this.
We will slowly bleed down and down, retards went full euphoric last week even though it was the most obvious exit pump ever.

[Anonymous No.50024754]

>>50024727
Greetings fren

[Anonymous No.50024763]

>>50024737
Close

[Anonymous No.50024775]

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50024792]

>>50024675
I'm a bear due to rate rises.
But I do wonder what shifted sentiment from open to now, it's swung 3% - why?

[Anonymous No.50024802]

>>50024751
This. Also lmao @ zoomers thinking 8 months is a long time for a major macroeconomic cycle.
>wtf its been EIGHT MONTHS how can a major cascading macroeconomic downturn last that long???

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50024809]

>>50024662
its only been publically traded for a year

[Anonymous No.50024812]

Holy fuck Cathy wood is one dumb bitch. She’s going full NFT retarded.

[Anonymous No.50024816]

>>50024751
they have to control wage inflation.
the algo:
while(wageInflation) { raise 75ps; sleep month(1)); }

[Anonymous No.50024819]

>>50023647
Based bayer holder

[Anonymous No.50024820]

>>50024751
Best two years in the markets history... Just look at a 10 year chart and anyone with a brain would see the literal straight up line of 2020 and 2021 and would be like “I don’t think this is a good sign”

[Anonymous No.50024821]

>>50024802
ADHD ridden zoomies getting BTFO yet again

[Anonymous No.50024822]

>>50024792
Germany Consumer Confidence Index was better than expected -> pre-market goes up
US Consumer Confidence is shittier than expected -> market goes down

[Anonymous No.50024825]

>>50024775
It's Apple Inc. now, they do more than computers.

[Anonymous No.50024827]

>>50023953
They cured the Monkey bumpy?

[Anonymous No.50024834]

>>50024792
Consumer confidence came in low. Feedback loop since then as everyone remembers shit hasn't changed from a month ago and the rose-colored glasses fall from their face for today.

[Anonymous No.50024833]

>>50024751
>retards still think it was the fed that caused inflation
lol you're going to lose everything

[Anonymous No.50024839]

Fresh
>>50024526
>>50024526
>>50024526

[Anonymous No.50024859]

>>50024822
ok thanks

[Anonymous No.50024861]

>>50024822
Who do you think consooms more?

[Anonymous No.50024871]

>>50024839
you fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.50024882]

>>50024816
>75
100.

[Anonymous No.50024895]

>>50024556
I got two years worth of basic expenses. Money Market is where I keep mine. I think of it like insurance. I get peace of mind but unlike insurance, I keep the money.

[Anonymous No.50024901]

>>50024833
>retards still think it was the fed that caused inflation
then what caused it?

[Anonymous No.50024911]

>>50024839
KYS

[Anonymous No.50024919]

>>50024628
Did this last week with $25k.
Still down 10%.

[Anonymous No.50024922]

>>50024751
>The Fed has no answer to this
JPOW is going to lay the smack down on the market!
A fifty point chair slam didnt do the trick, so he gave the market the flying elbow with a seventy five point hike!

[Anonymous No.50024925]

>>50024839

[Anonymous No.50024942]

>>50024839
FKN GAYMER

[Anonymous No.50024945]

>>50024839

[Anonymous No.50024976]

seems like some early gdp leak to institutes dump
expect some bad report tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50024986]

>>50024922

[Anonymous No.50024995]

Next
>>50024984
>>50024984
>>50024984

[Anonymous No.50024999]

>>50024839

[Anonymous No.50025516]

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[Anonymous No.50025927]

>>50024751
Basically don't fight the fed

[Anonymous No.50026963]

>>50025516
Thank you for endcapping these threads, Youtubeposter. I appreciate the hard work you do with this amusing copypasta.