/smg/ - Sick Market General

[Anonymous No.50021762]

Anon's shitty OC edition.

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>Live Streams:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/
>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/
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>>50017522

[Anonymous No.50021790]

I bought puts.

[Anonymous No.50021796]

Is there a TA breakout pattern for whatever... this... is?

[Anonymous No.50021802]

>>50021746
Someone with enough technical know-how should put a Mumu/Bobo ticker on top of /biz/ that measures the ratio of Mumus to Bobos posted on the board and put it on a coordinate plane that graphs it like a stock.

[Anonymous No.50021810]

[Anonymous No.50021814]

ASO bros we just cant keep winning i feel bad for other anons

[Anonymous No.50021815]

My SQQQ bags are pretty heavy already

[Anonymous No.50021817]

>bought SQQQ at 52
>Now it's 50
Goddammit they are really going to try and green crab the economy up until the republicans win it aren't they?

[Anonymous No.50021821]

Does anyone know what that one energy-dense, liquid commodity is called?

[Anonymous No.50021823]

SIGA sissies I am so done with this stock. Selling here at a loss.

[Anonymous No.50021829]

>>50021762
Heartily kek'd thanks bakerbro

[Anonymous No.50021830]

Well.... this is looking like a lost week. It's snibs all the way down

[Anonymous No.50021836]

sciatica pain and soxl bags!

[Anonymous No.50021848]

>the eternal bulltard

[Anonymous No.50021849]

>>50021762
>ask boss for pay raise
>oh we will discuss it and get back to you
>4 months ago
So it's not happening I guess. Can't buy the dip if I don't get extra money to offset inflation and gas eating up my extra money.

[Anonymous No.50021851]

>>50021821
OIL?

[Anonymous No.50021863]

>>50021849
look for another job dip shit

[Anonymous No.50021867]

I'm glad most of /smg/ doesn't listen to USAC anon. You don't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.50021872]

why did i listen to the bears

[Anonymous No.50021884]

>>50021849
Just change jobs it's rewarding and not hard to do

[Anonymous No.50021888]

>>50021863
I am...but takes a while. Trying to get another job in different role in my field. Really want to be able to buy stuff here.

[Anonymous No.50021892]

>thinking options are assets
lel

[Anonymous No.50021900]

>>50021872
same here bro, same here

[Anonymous No.50021902]

>>50021867
i tried hard as hell back in december
there are probably anons here STILL holding SOXL bags from back then
now i just gloat and revel with the 2 or 3 anons who listened while getting accused of being poor by permabulltards

[Anonymous No.50021906]

Quick dump the gold it’s worthless all of a sudden aaaaaaah!

[Anonymous No.50021913]

Which stock is the WKHS of 2022?

[Anonymous No.50021916]

Thanks AGRX anon, you made me feel less depressed today

[Anonymous No.50021917]

post your puts, I know you dorks bought them

[Anonymous No.50021926]

>>50021849
companies love to never give you the answer hoping you stop asking. Happened with me as a teacher when they tried to take up part of my planning to watch kids smoke weed in the bathroom and beat each other up because not even security and they aren't punished because they are melanin enriched. They kept wanting in-person discussions where they could BS and say nothing to mollify me. Once I demanded an answer to questions in written related to the admin law specifications they backed off and kneel'd.
>>50021863
yep get a basic offer even if you don't like it as a way to bargain.
>>50021888
Even if you don't like the job nessecarily if you get an offer that allows you to then bargain by saying I could get 10-15% more elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.50021936]

Fuck this fake & gay market

[Anonymous No.50021937]

>>50021851
OIL!

Also looks like the price is correcting. By which I mean going to the correct value of $200 per barrel.

[Anonymous No.50021941]

>>50021821
anal mucus?

[Anonymous No.50021946]

ASTRsisters, we've been bamboozled

[Anonymous No.50021949]

next SPX leg up coming

[Anonymous No.50021952]

>>50021917
>Have bullish positions they are red
>have bearish positions that are also red

[Anonymous No.50021966]

>>50021796
No. Just fucking delete AMD. Shit's worse than doge coin. Brb, I need to go to the bathroom and squeeze out a fat AMD

[Anonymous No.50021967]

>yields going up
>dollar strengthes
>spx rips

What is this broken market?
t. bought spy bear put spread after open

[Anonymous No.50021970]

Consumer Confidence Index in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50021969]

WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK DOWN TO H*LL WITH THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50021978]

EATV
yep this the one

[Anonymous No.50021992]

>>50021872
>always do the opposite of biz

[Anonymous No.50021994]

>>50021872
WE ARE RIGHT BUT CAN'T FIGHT BLANTANT MANIPULATION BY JEWS

[Anonymous No.50021995]

>>50021970
I'm confident that consumers are idiots.

[Anonymous No.50021996]

oil...

[Anonymous No.50022002]

I can't believe the 50000000 post was right about AGRX

[Anonymous No.50022003]

>>50021937
Oil is resuming its March. Market suspected but now can confirm Arabs won't help out. Ecuador about to lose its entire production output too because of protests.
>>50021926
I'm just gonna change companies. It's oil and gas so changing companies is pretty standard. Not gonna waste my life in a dead end job.

[Anonymous No.50022005]

>>50021970
Analysts have it so fucking low though, no matter what its going to print green -- right?

[Anonymous No.50022008]

>everyone LITERALLY everyone said we are dumping this week
>we dont

BOBO BANDWAGONERS, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?

[Anonymous No.50022009]

>>50021836
Shitty buddy.

[Anonymous No.50022011]

>>50021967
Hey, at least gold is being its sensible, stalwart self and going absolutely nowhere.

[Anonymous No.50022015]

I wish I had friends

[Anonymous No.50022014]

WoA WOA WOA DID YOU SEE THAT????

[Anonymous No.50022019]

>>50021851
>>50021937
Supposedly the EIA report AGAIN won't be released due to “a voltage irregularity, which caused hardware failures on two of our main processing servers.”". They missed last week and won't be putting one out on Wednesday again. Now we have to rely only on the API report which can be less bullish a lot of the time than the EIA report.

[Anonymous No.50022020]

>>50021995

[Anonymous No.50022024]

>>50021849
I was in the same boat recently, actually tried to go for a promotion and they didn't pick me due to them only opening the position for their favored one. Got a new position at a different company and the HR at the old job called me asking if their is "anything they could do to make me stay". I told them al the stuff I'm being offered at the new place and if they could match it or get me promoted, to which I got a bunch of "UHH..OH..UMMM...WELL I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU"

[Anonymous No.50022030]

Why did everybody stop talking about SIGA? :(

[Anonymous No.50022039]

My girlfriend REALLY wants to talk about money, as in how much I make and how much I have saved etc. My gut says that I absolutely shouldn't talk to her about it because it's either going to make her expect me to pay for more things or she's going to think it's not enough and monkey branch. What do I do??

[Anonymous No.50022042]

>>50021902
I'm still learning the strategy. I've been keeping it small until I figure out your strat better. My 17.5c are up 377% kek

[Anonymous No.50022043]

>>50021978
Sorry, I'm already looking to fill up on BRKY.

[Anonymous No.50022046]

>>50022030
Jannies banned the homos (95%) of /smg/

[Anonymous No.50022050]

>>50022039
no one gives a fuck kill yourself

[Anonymous No.50022055]

>>50022003

>everyone know OPEC Can’t produce more OIL except Biden

They really have retards running this country

[Anonymous No.50022056]

>>50022030
Turns out gay butt sex isn't that profitable.

[Anonymous No.50022062]

>>50022024
>UHH..OH..UMMM...WELL I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU"
Then they'll complain they can't find talent. Not hard to realize that hard workers expect higher wages than the parents and retail wagies.

[Anonymous No.50022068]

Central banks are buying, enjoy the Weimar.

[Anonymous No.50022072]

>>50022039
brah.........................

[Anonymous No.50022077]

>>50022042
just buy when i start screaming BUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.50022078]

>>50022039
how much do yo make and how much do you have saved? i'll judge you in her place

[Anonymous No.50022079]

>>50022011
Yup. Been selling gold strangles with future options since March. 7 DTE and strikes 100 points OTM. Easiest play ever.

[Anonymous No.50022089]

>>50022030
W.H.O and other authorities said that monkepox isn't an issue since it is more easily treatable

[Anonymous No.50022094]

>>50022055
Just open up some more oil stores bro, problem solved

[Anonymous No.50022099]

>>50022039
sorry mate, it's over

[Anonymous No.50022101]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50022103]

>>50021917
Post your calls

[Anonymous No.50022105]

>>50022002
and rocker gave us insider info on SIDU

[Anonymous No.50022106]

>>50022003
and he will continue to hamstring oil production because they hate us

[Anonymous No.50022109]

>>50022039
this isn't your blog

[Anonymous No.50022116]

Is Jerome speaking today?

[Anonymous No.50022117]

>>50022039
If option B, then good riddance

[Anonymous No.50022121]

>>50022005
Well, the German one was slightly better than what was anticipated so that might explain why pre-market and futures were green today. Investors might expect that the same happens to the US index.

[Anonymous No.50022124]

>>50022068
As a bull, I will enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.50022131]

>>50022015
I'll be your friend. As long as you own some oil. I mean, gotta have standards, ya know?

[Anonymous No.50022137]

>>50022055
>>50022094
Just sell regular gas for a loss at your gas station to offset bad policy, you're not some bigot are you?

[Anonymous No.50022138]

>>50022068
so i should get out of cash and into stocks?

[Anonymous No.50022141]

>>50022068
??

[Anonymous No.50022148]

>>50022072
w0t?

>>50022078
This year I'm on track to make about 17k, and I have about 30k in savings

[Anonymous No.50022149]

I FUCKING DID IT. Started with 5k in April 2021. Try to guess where I started with options......

[Anonymous No.50022157]

>>50022077
I'm glad I checked /smg/ when I got home from selling my cumjam last week.

[Anonymous No.50022162]

>>50022105
Sometimes... just sometimes /smg/ has actual investment tips and that just blows my mind.

[Anonymous No.50022163]

>>50022008
Are you really basing what you think the week is going to do on the Monday pre-market?

[Anonymous No.50022171]

>>50022094

Right bro? Why can Biden just tell gas station wagies to change to price to $2

[Anonymous No.50022172]

>>50022149
teach me your secrets wise one

[Anonymous No.50022173]

>>50022148
>This year I'm on track to make about 17k
oh okay this is easy. do not tell her how much you make. also look for another job.

[Anonymous No.50022174]

>>50022062
The biggest issue is that a lot of companies expect you to follow their own set career path based on their own metrics instead of trying to get ahead based on your own. It has become an epidemic at workplaces where you are only allowed to have a "career path" rather than be able to go up to skill level or individual achievement

[Anonymous No.50022175]

>>50022019
They can hold it down all they want, it just means the breakout will be that much more spectacular.

[Anonymous No.50022176]

>0.00%
What's going on ?

[Anonymous No.50022187]

Everything is forming a marge

[Anonymous No.50022190]

>>50022149
Good enough to screenshot..

[Anonymous No.50022193]

>>50022148
I'd leave you in a heart beat.

[Anonymous No.50022199]

>>50022149
What did you do?

[Anonymous No.50022205]

Why does it feel like every time I make a move the market moves against me

[Anonymous No.50022206]

>>50022172
USAC and friends

[Anonymous No.50022214]

How do days dividend funds like jepi, spyd, or qyld do you want in crab markets and recessions. Refits?

[Anonymous No.50022224]

What happened yesterday? I’ve been out of the loop. Heard some sperg went off his meds and started dick posting. Then the Jannies came in and dropped a huge ban hammer

[Anonymous No.50022227]

>>50022149
So many barts and nega-barts, it’s beautiful

[Anonymous No.50022228]

>>50022206
don't know what that shit means but hell of a job my man

[Anonymous No.50022229]

>>50022148
>17k
Nigga, do you live in Botswana or something?

[Anonymous No.50022232]

>>50022206
<3
they think we're poor, bro
they don't understand USAC

[Anonymous No.50022234]

WTF IS THE CONSUJMER CONFIDENCE AHHH

[Anonymous No.50022235]

>>50021917
here you go

[Anonymous No.50022236]

>>50022199
>>50022206

[Anonymous No.50022247]

>>50022174
I'd actually be happy with a career path if they told me what it was. Instead I'm just left to guess while others randomly get pay raises. If they told me what I need to do I'd be happier as at least I can work at it. Instead seems like no one has any desire for career progression in their employees. Just leave them there until it breaks.

[Anonymous No.50022250]

>>50022234
my dad works for Nintendo, he told me the consumer confidence is bout tree fiddy please don't share this inside info.

[Anonymous No.50022252]

>>50021762
TSLA was only profitable due to government rules that said gas guzzling car makers had to give them money. Most car makers are starting to go electric, TSLA has only one way to go, down. All Tech is overbought, and the market is over weighing their importance.

[Anonymous No.50022256]

Does anyone else on /smg/ keep waking up in the middle of the night, sweating, even though it's not hot?

[Anonymous No.50022257]

>>50022214
kitteh :3

[Anonymous No.50022265]

How do I become successful?

[Anonymous No.50022264]

Why do zoomers say 'on God fr fr' when they literally worship the devil?

[Anonymous No.50022266]

Oil chuds - what u think? small pullback soon, then higher? Just made a cool $170 - Oil is in my veins.

[Anonymous No.50022267]

>>50022173
>look for another job
I have an amazing job though, like a dream job for me. It just isn't full time and I don't know where to get work that fills in the off days, which are fairly random

>>50022229
Nah I just don't spend money on retarded shit

[Anonymous No.50022268]

>>50022252
But oil is getting too expensive. This is the perfect time to switch all industries to electric

[Anonymous No.50022274]

PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50022275]

>>50022256
no, but I strained my shoulder sleeping on it weird and it is KILLING me

[Anonymous No.50022277]

>>50022265
by learning excel of course

[Anonymous No.50022283]

>>50022256
No the opposite, I wake up because it's extremely hot in my apartment

[Anonymous No.50022286]

>>50022228
Come AH and ask again and I'll get more specific

[Anonymous No.50022291]

>>50022234
>he Conference Board Consumer Confidence Index® decreased in June, following a decline in May. The Index fell to 98.7 (1985=100)—down 4.5 points from 103.2 in May—and now stands at its lowest level since February 2021 (Index, 95.2). The Present Situation Index—based on consumers' assessment of current business and labor market conditions—declined marginally to 147.1 from 147.4 last month. The Expectations Index—based on consumers' short-term outlook for income, business, and labor market conditions—decreased sharply to 66.4 from 73.7 and is at its lowest level since March 2013 (Index, 63.7).
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/consumer-confidence-falls-again-in-june-301576912.html

[Anonymous No.50022303]

The Conference Board Consumer Confidence Index® decreased in June, following a decline in May. The Index fell to 98.7 (1985=100)—down 4.5 points from 103.2 in May—and now stands at its lowest level since February 2021 (Index, 95.2). The Present Situation Index—based on consumers’ assessment of current business and labor market conditions—declined marginally to 147.1 from 147.4 last month. The Expectations Index—based on consumers’ short-term outlook for income, business, and labor market conditions—decreased sharply to 66.4 from 73.7 and is at its lowest level since March 2013 (Index, 63.7).

o-oh thats a print to the downside. >>50022291

[Anonymous No.50022304]

Consumers are retarded

[Anonymous No.50022307]

>>50022232
Thanks man. See the swings on that chart? Been an emotional ride

[Anonymous No.50022309]

>it's another schizo market episode

[Anonymous No.50022312]

>>50022256
it's hot here, plus i have intermittent fever from leg infection from where a roastie tried to sit on me.

[Anonymous No.50022315]

>>50022265
Install a dualboot ubuntu/windows10 system on your work computer and impress your boss with knowledge of the command terminal and the gnucash accounting application

[Anonymous No.50022325]

>>50022235
lol and now they're green already
no hard feelings mumu

[Anonymous No.50022331]

>>50022256
Yes

[Anonymous No.50022334]

>>50022291
great job Biden!

[Anonymous No.50022335]

>>50022312
>i have intermittent fever from leg infection from where a roastie tried to sit on me

[Anonymous No.50022338]

AHHHH I'M CONSOOMING

[Anonymous No.50022342]

>>50022214
Sorry for I’m not used to iPhone. It is keeps adding and changing my words

[Anonymous No.50022347]

>>50022307
i've been through all of them right along with you
my total is way less than yours because i empty the account ever quarter
i don't trust myself to not be a degen gambler between cycles

[Anonymous No.50022351]

I sold roblox at 25

[Anonymous No.50022349]

Jews drawing mountains on the SPY chart again

[Anonymous No.50022353]

>>50021949
welp
seems like i was wrong

[Anonymous No.50022366]

FIVE HUNDRED

FOUR HUNDRED

[Anonymous No.50022365]

>>50022353
retard nigger mumu

[Anonymous No.50022367]

>Consumer Confidence Index comes out
>not good
>market dumps
>oil pumps?
Why did oil pump on this?

[Anonymous No.50022372]

[Anonymous No.50022376]

So we are going from hyperinflation straight to depression crash, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[Anonymous No.50022382]

50 mil get hmmm

[Anonymous No.50022384]

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50022387]

>>50022365
fuck you too

[Anonymous No.50022388]

>>50022367
market dumping oil pumping means everything is good in the world (for me).

[Anonymous No.50022389]

>>50022267
Well you sound like the enterprising free spirit that can bang rebellious thots and bored MILFs. And I meant that 17k is poor as shit and your gf* would laugh at your ass unless you're in high school or a 2nd world country.

*assuming she's a gold digger type rather than a sugar momma type

[Anonymous No.50022393]

>>50022267
what's the job? do you live on your own?

[Anonymous No.50022396]

>>50022367
Oil has decoupled from clown market

[Anonymous No.50022406]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.50022408]

>OXY
Love all my Oilfrens

[Anonymous No.50022415]

fuckin schizo market

[Anonymous No.50022419]

>>50022388
>>50022396
It's about damn time. For a while there it was basically following the es and pee way too much

[Anonymous No.50022420]

>>50022367
unrelated probably -- but stagflation is a real and present concern as consumers believe inflation is here until biden is dead.

[Anonymous No.50022422]

>>50022367
>market dumps
it will be pumped by the end of the day

look, it is already reversing as we speak, lmao

[Anonymous No.50022424]

>>50022089
Easily treatable with what exactly, anon?
That’s right.

[Anonymous No.50022431]

Just got my ass HOOKED in a damn crab trap

[Anonymous No.50022448]

Here's comes the articles about how Powell will reverse on bad data and market pump

[Anonymous No.50022451]

vix not confirming that intraday move down

[Anonymous No.50022466]

>>50022424
>Most symptoms of Monkeypoox typically resolve by themselves without the need for extensive treatment or medical care
Also anti-viral drugs that are easy to get. You don't die from this unless you don't get care or are in some isolated african village.

[Anonymous No.50022470]

>>50022448
Powell is not real have you ever seen him in real life think about it

[Anonymous No.50022471]

>>50022291
>>50022303
How are these numbers determined anyhow?

[Anonymous No.50022473]

Return to normal volatility

[Anonymous No.50022482]

>>50022351
Fuck me too. I made a little profit, but still. AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50022485]

>>50022366
>degenerate pilot hacks GPWS to read out SPY quotes in real time
>crashes
>had bought puts on BA

[Anonymous No.50022486]

>>50022206
i've gotta get on that - rode up the dividends every time?

[Anonymous No.50022489]

>>50022470
It's our belief in him that makes him real

[Anonymous No.50022494]

>>50022471

[Anonymous No.50022506]

>>50022471
>3 cases of the most disgusting, overpriced drink on the planet

[Anonymous No.50022509]

>>50022466
Which Antiviral drug, anon?

[Anonymous No.50022514]

every credible person in finance says we're in one of the biggest bear markets in history and 60 iq retards on /biz/ think it's over because there's been a 5% rally lol

[Anonymous No.50022528]

>>50022486
every time

[Anonymous No.50022529]

>jerome turned the tether printer back on
we are saved

[Anonymous No.50022530]

>>50022471
>shop at krogers
>spend it all on overpriced junk food and deli meats
>reeeeeee in fageboog
I myself like to keep it simple - chicken, tuna, eggs, chocolate milk, and sandwich materials. Yep, I'm livin every day like a king for half the price.

[Anonymous No.50022531]

I hate Uranium

[Anonymous No.50022533]

hello?

[Anonymous No.50022539]

>>50022471
By the looks of her grocery bag she and her family could fast at least half a year to save money.
Their BMI would return to healthy levels also.

[Anonymous No.50022538]

>>50022089
false
the WHO African chair said that it didn't qualify as a public health emergency of international concern because in his opinion it failed the criteria of "extraordinary"
he argued that it has been endemic to villages in western and central africa for decades, therefore it was not a surprise, and not an extraordinary event
argued that it was wrong to now call it an "extraordinary event" now that it was afflicting white countries, not just countries in Africa
I'm not joking
the other doctors on the panel strongly disagreed with him, but he overruled them

[Anonymous No.50022540]

>>50022514
We are in a bear market, one that has been going on for almost eight months now and is about to be over.

[Anonymous No.50022543]

>>50022471
>only trash
How are amerifats still alive? These people should stop eating for a while to combat inflation

God, I fucking hate fat people

[Anonymous No.50022545]

fucking SOXL. can't they just nuke Taiwan already?

[Anonymous No.50022549]

>>50000000

[Anonymous No.50022552]

Jerome Powell speaks tomorrow and GDP QoQ releases before he speaks.

[Anonymous No.50022557]

>>50022540
>8 months
okay nigger

[Anonymous No.50022560]

>>50022514
>every credible person in finance says we're in one of the biggest bear markets
that's bullish though. if they knew what the market was going to do they'd be betting on it instead of their finance day job. wall of worry time

[Anonymous No.50022561]

Is we red yet?

[Anonymous No.50022562]

SIGA sisters I just want a refund :(

[Anonymous No.50022563]

>>50022552
so true

[Anonymous No.50022565]

>>50022514
they never predict shit - if u ignore the boogeyman, u will make it, just like if u ignore the OOOOOOOOOOH tards.

[Anonymous No.50022574]

>>50022549
stop talking about this penny bioshit
right the fuck now

[Anonymous No.50022578]

>>50022494
>>50022506
>>50022530
>>50022539
>>50022543

>2022
>still falling for this bait

[Anonymous No.50022580]

>>50022540
most stocks didn't even take significant losses until the end of march and we're not even back to pre-covid levels yet, how is this almost about to be over?

[Anonymous No.50022584]

>>50022549
>agrx
Fuck, he was right

[Anonymous No.50022586]

>>50022533
Guys, Bobo's here. Let's all greet him at the door.

[Anonymous No.50022591]

>>50022574
Seethe and cope when it's at 10 LOL!

[Anonymous No.50022592]

FOMOing into AGRX

[Anonymous No.50022594]

>>50022530
I wish I could stand the taste of tuna since it's apparently really good for you but man does it stink and taste like shit like you're eating cat food. I wish normal fish steaks weren't so expensive.

[Anonymous No.50022601]

We have a Homer and Marge on SPY I repeat a Homer and Marge!!!

[Anonymous No.50022606]

>>50022528
when's the next time to prepare for it?

[Anonymous No.50022612]

>>50022471
>How are these numbers determined anyhow?
People are surveyed.

[Anonymous No.50022615]

>>50022586
Why did they insist on using someone who looks like that in their pic?

[Anonymous No.50022619]

>>50022592
come on in nigger make yourself cozy

[Anonymous No.50022620]

>>50022578
Shockingly, I've seen enough fat people to know they really exist. Disgusting, I know.

[Anonymous No.50022622]

>>50022268
Try to switch trucking industry to electric. It’s impractical to do so and hybrid cars are more economically and practically viable for most North Americans.
Anyways, my previous post was meant to point out that ARKK is garbage high risk shit, YTD Return -53.39% lol.

[Anonymous No.50022624]

>>50022578
I'm sorry I posted a laughing reaction gif to b8, sir. It won't happen again.

[Anonymous No.50022627]

>>50022594
Have you tried absolutely drenching it in mayonnaise? Yes, I am American, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.50022653]

>>50022615
Nepotism.

[Anonymous No.50022652]

>>50022540
Anon, we entered a bear market only about 3 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.50022657]

>>50022509
>In severe cases, the WHO recommends the use of vaccinia immune globulin (VIG), an antiviral made to treat smallpox that was approved for the treatment of Moonkeypox back in January. Patients should also stay hydrated and eat food to maintain their nutritional status.

[Anonymous No.50022659]

>>50022594
can't say the same. I'm borderline addicted to tuna. Love me some tuna.

[Anonymous No.50022668]

>>50022039
Talking about money is necessary to find out if you are financially compatible with eachother. Make sure she talks about hers as well. How much she makes, debt she has, how much she saves for retirement or for goals like vacations, etc.

[Anonymous No.50022669]

This market is such absolute cancer.

[Anonymous No.50022672]

>>50022594
Get some mayo & relish, make yourself some tuna salad.

[Anonymous No.50022671]

>>50022622
we can't even deliver goods using electric vehicles. Essentially would need to turn trucks into trains and have them tap onto a high voltage powerline to run freight.

[Anonymous No.50022683]

we're actually going red now what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50022687]

>>50022601

Top tier TA Kek

[Anonymous No.50022706]

>>50022683
just turn your screen upside down

[Anonymous No.50022714]

>>50022627
>>50022672
>ruining tuna with mayo
Anons... don't make me gatekeep tuna of all things.

[Anonymous No.50022715]

>>50022672
Ooh yeah. Celery chunks too.

[Anonymous No.50022720]

siga bros
we back

[Anonymous No.50022722]

>>50022540
>Bear Market can last up to 18 months in the case of the great Depression we experienced a 4 year Bear followed by another multi year bear market
>Bear Market didn't "officially" begin until 3 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Anonymous No.50022725]

>>50022393
I'm a sound engineer at a really nice venue. I live with my gf

>>50022389
>17k is poor as shit
Oh yeah definitely, can't disagree with you there. I just don't want to say "yeah babe I make 17k/yr" in an attempt to be honest and then have her constantly bitching at me about making more money

[Anonymous No.50022730]

>>50022471
USA is a mistake.

[Anonymous No.50022743]

>>50022157
Kind of weird seeing new mason jars. I used to live in an area where you could just find piles of them in and near old barns old houses.

[Anonymous No.50022746]

>enters a thread about stock market
>everyone talks about tuna

[Anonymous No.50022753]

PUMP OR DUMP GOD DAMMIT
NO MORE FUCKING CRABS

[Anonymous No.50022758]

>>50022267
Fuck the haters bro. 17k a year for a job you love? It ain't about how much you make, it's about how much you can keep.

[Anonymous No.50022759]

I HATE CRAB I HATE CRAB

[Anonymous No.50022765]

>>50022671
trying to find the weight of this truck compared to an ICE motor right now. It can barely drive two hours with a full load before needing to be charged.

[Anonymous No.50022769]

>>50022706
>just turn your screen upside down

[Anonymous No.50022778]

Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.50022780]

>>50022746
check tuna futures and you'll see why

[Anonymous No.50022787]

>>50022765
>ECascadia weights about 30k more lbs than the ICE version
goodbye tires and goodbye bridges

[Anonymous No.50022788]

WITNESS ME

[Anonymous No.50022791]

don't have a cow man

[Anonymous No.50022790]

>>50022683
VIX still not "confirming" that move...

[Anonymous No.50022807]

>>50022746
>enters a stock thread during a tuna market
>is shocked to see tuna
marblecake, also The Game

[Anonymous No.50022811]

>>50022039
My gf pretty much refuses to let me spend money on her. I'm pretty frugal but splurge taking her out to dinners and what not, but she won't take my money even though I make way more than her and she knows it. She makes me dinner several times a week. What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.50022819]

Why did AGRX went so high ?

[Anonymous No.50022829]

Harbinger of the Tuna Melt?

[Anonymous No.50022831]

>>50022668
She's open about her finances, it's just me who doesn't want to talk about it. I just really hate the stereotypical dynamic of "woman expects man to constantly make more money" so I don't even want to open that box

>>50022758
Well I don't get to keep a whole hell of a lot but investing is [hopefully] my long term solution to that. It does feel kinda bad to realize that I'm only making 17k after working enough to feel exhausted sometimes, but I can't imagine how people feel who grind all the time for 50k

[Anonymous No.50022833]

>>50022538
In Africa it’s not extraordinary. But neither is eating bush meat, raping children, and cutting off people limbs. This is the problem with diversity hires.

[Anonymous No.50022836]

>>50022811
based sensible gf haver, my gf also makes dinner for me, and we split everything 50/50. She doesn't like when i give her money when we eat out and says i don't have to. Its sad guys get stuck with dumb whores, but they're probably no better themselves.

[Anonymous No.50022837]

>>50022758
agreed - would prefer enjoyable stability over stock market any day. i don't even really enjoy my gains as i capitulated and made much less than i should've. losing hurts way way more than winning feels good.

[Anonymous No.50022841]

0DTE $SPX calls at $.10 or below might be a nice lotto play rn
[strike price as low as possible]

[Anonymous No.50022847]

>>50022788
Checked and witnessed

[Anonymous No.50022850]

>>50022819
/biz/ market manipulation
when the SEC cracks down on 4channel inc., expect three times the jannies

[Anonymous No.50022852]

>>50022574
you new bro? /smg/ IS shit biopenny stock territory bruther

[Anonymous No.50022857]

>>50021796
So glad I dropped this hot shit at 116.

[Anonymous No.50022860]

>>50022549
>>>50000000
HOW WAS HE FUCKING RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT, ITS UP DOUBLE

[Anonymous No.50022865]

>>50022819
Has to do with birh control or something directly related to abortion

[Anonymous No.50022868]

>>50022819
PnD criminal activity.

[Anonymous No.50022869]

>>50022606
you start buying august puts in a week

[Anonymous No.50022872]

>>50022811
My money pretty much refuses to allow me to spend it on females. I'm pretty frugal but splurge on food to make at home and what not, but it refuses to let me spend it on females even though I can make more money and my pile of money knows it. My money makes me dinner several times a week. What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.50022878]

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[Anonymous No.50022881]

>>50022860
retarded bro, I only put in 50 thinking it was bait. Very disappointed in myself

[Anonymous No.50022882]

should I slurp some oxy while it's still down?

[Anonymous No.50022883]

>>50022765
> A semi-truck hooked up to an empty trailer weighs around 35,000 pounds. The weight maximum for a semi-truck with a loaded trailer legally allowed in the United States is 80,000 pounds.
Can’t even drive on the road legally in the USA hahahaha. Seriously, all these young kids investing in electric truck companies and they don’t even understand how the shit works. Wasn’t there a company named nikola or something that filmed their truck going down hill to attract investors?

[Anonymous No.50022887]

>>50022765
These e trucks are pure hot garbage... Lmao read the disclaimer under the range where it lists everything under the sun other than a perfectly run test in a fucking lab or track to achieve 180-200 mile range... EV is a fucking scam and companies are only doing it because Brandon is handing out subsidies and money to Ford and GM like confetti falling after the superb owl
>>50022787
Exactly only an extra 5 tons of weight to just the cab.

[Anonymous No.50022892]

okay then I guess

[Anonymous No.50022898]

>>50022860
If you bought it at the time he posted, you would have lost everything. It dumped back to opening price, before the next leg up.

[Anonymous No.50022905]

>the get anon was right
I give up. This is clown market.

[Anonymous No.50022908]

ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
STOCK MARKET FUNDING TOLD YA IT WAS COMIN

[Anonymous No.50022910]

You may be wondering about this golden sheen I recently acquired...

[Anonymous No.50022916]

YOU MAY HAVE BEEN HOOKED

[Anonymous No.50022920]

>>50022811
>>50022872
You guys have gfs AND money?
>tfw choose between cash poor or bitch poor

[Anonymous No.50022922]

>>50022905
it really did go up 100+% kek

[Anonymous No.50022926]

>>50022811
>>50022836
I split everything 50/50 with my gf and she definitely makes an effort to cook/buy dinner an equal amount. It feels fair enough but I still really don't want to tell her outright how much money I have to my name. I can just imagine her immediately thinking of five new things around the house that we need to spend money on.

[Anonymous No.50022931]

what the fuck is happening

[Anonymous No.50022933]

>>50022860
wtf

[Anonymous No.50022934]

>>50022865
So I was kind of right and I was banned for it?

[Anonymous No.50022940]

TQQQ will close today below 24

[Anonymous No.50022941]

>>50021762
Is anyone else buying SPHD and other monthly divvies for the foreseeable crab market?

[Anonymous No.50022942]

God bless you Getanon

[Anonymous No.50022944]

Its just a temporary set back.
The rally will carry on s-soon

[Anonymous No.50022945]

>>50022790
You had, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.50022947]

>>50022931
typically fake and gay pump followed by a crash

[Anonymous No.50022948]

>>50022931
Bulltrapped, eh there guy?

[Anonymous No.50022949]

Dont worry guys. Bear market is over ;)
Worst has already passed

[Anonymous No.50022954]

CATHIEEEE NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50022964]

>amd down 2.8%
>soxl even at 0%
"JEWS must be here," I thought.

[Anonymous No.50022965]

nasdaq bros

[Anonymous No.50022967]

>>50022869
will do, thanks

[Anonymous No.50022970]

>>50022944
DONT STUTTER NOW
WE MUST BUY TO THE BITTER END
NO WEAKNESS IN THE FACE OF DEATH
BUY DAMN YOU BUUYYYYY

[Anonymous No.50022971]

>>50022910
Kek

[Anonymous No.50022976]

>>50022883
Does it matter if it can be legally driven or not? It seems like it would need 1/3rd downtime to charge. OTR sometimes are running 16+ hours using a crew.
>>50022887
These things are entirely too dangerous to be used commercially.

[Anonymous No.50022977]

>>50022964
you realize it has other holdings right?

[Anonymous No.50022985]

>>50022883
Yeah nikola and that other one who took a f-150 raptor and did some body modifications and filmed it driving around like they had a working model.... I actually saw a Rivian yesterday and it looked even gayer irl than I thought it would

[Anonymous No.50022993]

>>50022947
"Buy the close, sell the open" is how I short term swing and trade reversals. It played out incredibly well today. Textbook.

[Anonymous No.50022997]

>>50022920
My gf isn't into status symbol shit like most roasties. Hell she just spent 10k preventatively replacing her furnace. I feel like most other women would've just spent that on clothes instead.

[Anonymous No.50023006]

>>50022985
Rivian trucks weigh twice as much as a comparable truck. Imagine if you hit someone with that.

[Anonymous No.50023008]

>>50022997
Based responsible and practical gf

[Anonymous No.50023017]

>>50022948
no i was considering going in on sqqq at 51 and now im pissed that i didnt

[Anonymous No.50023015]

>>50022977
nope

[Anonymous No.50023026]

>>50022997
>spent an extra $2k for a pink one

[Anonymous No.50023035]

New
>>50023031
>>50023031
>>50023031

[Anonymous No.50023041]

>>50022997
>spent 10k on furniture
uhh, anon?

[Anonymous No.50023042]

>>50023006
Is that a recommendation for a truck of peace?

[Anonymous No.50023052]

>>50023041
furnace

[Anonymous No.50023066]

>>50023052
i didn't stutter

[Anonymous No.50023072]

>>50022945
it still feels like long covering into low volume market.
vix hasn't budged yet.
full intraday retrace still possible
therefore 0DTE $SPX calls for $.10 or lower

[Anonymous No.50023103]

Bros...

[Anonymous No.50023110]

>>50023072

[Anonymous No.50023111]

>>50023017
Well, we're headed for new lows into the rest of the week and well into mid July. If we have a faux recovery pump intraday that tries to get back to the high just market buy some and ride it out for the next several days.

[Anonymous No.50023140]

>>50022836
You're lucky af man. My gf is asking for pointless overpriced shit all the time, I tell her she's a slave to advertisements

[Anonymous No.50023168]

>>50021902
What happened to SOXL ?

[Anonymous No.50023176]

>>50023140
Mine aswell, but she has big veiny tits, so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.50023229]

>>50023111
>ride it out for the next several days.
i did that last week and got fucked. thankfully i pulled out before it got really bad but i might stick to day trading tqqq/sqqq

[Anonymous No.50023301]

>>50022807
FUCK ITS BEEN YEARS

[Anonymous No.50023551]

FUCK THE DXY

[Anonymous No.50023724]

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