/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50017522]

Baggot edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50014223

[Anonymous No.50017532]

Gold is the best performing asset of 2022 so far.

Funny, that.

[Anonymous No.50017533]

>>50017522
Ich war lange WEG
Doch jetzt bin ich BACK
Alle hams GECHECKT
Auch deine Oma dancet zum TRACK
Ich bin zurückgekommen wie TERMINATOR
Du fährst BMW
Und ich fahr ROLLATOR

[Anonymous No.50017539]

Only bulls who bought the bottom may have cunny

[Anonymous No.50017543]

>>50017522
OIL and SIGA

[Anonymous No.50017547]

>>50017532
Well, you know, other than black gold.

[Anonymous No.50017552]

>>50017532
it's up 1% in the last 6 months. anon?

[Anonymous No.50017555]

>there are people still thinkin we're close to the bottom

[Anonymous No.50017556]

>>50017527
Is stealth QE what feeds the Hidden Tigers?

[Anonymous No.50017557]

>>50017532
based
uranium/gold/silver/mining chads report in

[Anonymous No.50017558]

Anybody use IBKR API?
I can't make this work and have to manually exchange currencies:
https://interactivebrokers.github.io/tws-api/hedging.html

[Anonymous No.50017559]

>>50017543
my dick

[Anonymous No.50017565]

>>50017532
SOXS better

[Anonymous No.50017568]

>>50017555
>I may be early but I'm not wrong, I swear

[Anonymous No.50017574]

>>50017543
BROS IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.50017586]

>>50017574
Where am I supposed to repost it?

[Anonymous No.50017588]

>>50017568
He wasn't wrong, though.

[Anonymous No.50017594]

So when should we hit the bottom?

[Anonymous No.50017603]

>>50017532
Silverfaggots btfo as well as permabull tech faggots btfo.

Maybe god really is real.

[Anonymous No.50017610]

i lik gamescop :)

[Anonymous No.50017612]

>>50017594
I think it's better to swing trade than to fish for tops or bottoms and hold bags.

[Anonymous No.50017618]

CHINA BROS... WE ARE BAAAAAAAAACK!

[Anonymous No.50017617]

>>50017588
he was bag holding for what, 3 years when he could have been making money long before going short. are you prepared to baghold puts for 3 years anon?

[Anonymous No.50017625]

>>50017617
The only reason he bagheld that long was because of bank and government fuckery.

[Anonymous No.50017626]

>>50017617
yea

[Anonymous No.50017637]

all aboard cmrx

[Anonymous No.50017642]

>>50017574
IMMUNITY DOG

[Anonymous No.50017646]

looking like same shit yesterday

we crab we red

[Anonymous No.50017650]

>>50017625
do you think they will be no fuckery this time anon

[Anonymous No.50017652]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50017661]

>>50017650
Oh no, for sure there will. Hence why I'm in commodity shorts.

[Anonymous No.50017666]

>>50017646
Yesterday was a cool off before the rally resumes
>>50017652
I'm sorry bobo but you died last week, please be still for the taxidermist
>>50017661
Fair enough, as long as they're not energy shorts.

[Anonymous No.50017675]

>>50017617
>3 years
What happened haven't been here much lately. Did Jerome finally back off on rate hikes?

[Anonymous No.50017676]

>>50017666
>you died last week
Wrong,satan.I come and go but im always here

[Anonymous No.50017677]

>tuesday
>VIX didnt gap down
It's over mumu

[Anonymous No.50017683]

>Me waiting for markets to open

[Anonymous No.50017702]

>>50017675
not yet, but he will. rate hikes are priced in for now anyway. markets pricing in end of rate hikes rn
>>50017676
god is a bull though, he was bullish on mankind and still is, satan shorted us, dare you join him in the lake of fire?

[Anonymous No.50017707]

I proposed to my Asian gf and she said yes. Just want to say it's always possible to turn your life around.

[Anonymous No.50017710]

>>50017675
>What happened
Are you the one anon in /smg/ that hasn't watched The Big Short yet?

[Anonymous No.50017720]

>>50017702
>he was bullish on mankind
Err no? since eden he hasnt,you mistake him with jesus.
You gotta short to win,pal

[Anonymous No.50017721]

>>50017677
Its not bad actually. If market goes up and vix stays high, people still are buying puts but when these put buyers stop, its going to go up violently. If spy is crabbing and vix going down, that bad. Spy will bart down when people buy puts

[Anonymous No.50017737]

>connect ps4 after 2 years
>PS banned my IP and I can't even connect to their website
Now I gotta wait till the morning to ask isp to change my ip.

[Anonymous No.50017741]

>>50017720
he sent his son down to die to save our souls retard, this is why the SPX is going to 5000 by november, bobos are retarded

[Anonymous No.50017767]

>>50017737
>>connect ps4 after 2 years
i bet you updated your fw
>doesn't know you had to stay on 9.00 to get every game for free, including elden ring

[Anonymous No.50017792]

>>50017741
Guess what else is dying this september?

[Anonymous No.50017810]

>>50017652
MY infinity gauntlet is the real one, watch, and learn.

[Anonymous No.50017814]

>>50014268
>Avatar/tripfag is retarded
How come this is such a reoccurring theme on 4chin? Every single one is completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.50017830]

>>50017814
Baggie posted his too once. It's #9999 iirc.
>How come this is such a reoccurring theme
you gotta be a special kind of attention seeking retard to tripfag on an anonymous forum in the first place

[Anonymous No.50017896]

>>50017767
>fw
?

[Anonymous No.50017908]

>>50017896
firmware

[Anonymous No.50017990]

>>50017707
Enjoy raising HAPA future school shooters. Kek

[Anonymous No.50018037]

DONG DONG DONG CLEAN ME

[Anonymous No.50018042]

FRESH COCK CONTENT BROS

[Anonymous No.50018057]

FUCK YA BROS. CLEANING COCKS ALL DAY FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.50018058]

>>50018037
>>50018042
Jannie. Wakey wakey!
Time to work jannie.
Here is my tip for your service:
$0.00

Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.50018066]

OFF TOPIC JAN, PLZ DONT BAN ME

[Anonymous No.50018176]

AGRX HOLY SHIT MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>50000000

[Anonymous No.50018189]

>>50018176
Are you guys seeing this

[Anonymous No.50018223]

>>50018176
>>50018189
extremely bearish gap up

[Anonymous No.50018247]

>>50018176
I'm sorry, but the fact he says "digits confirm" sounds like a paid GET sniper bot

[Anonymous No.50018254]

>>50017908
Nah, 2 years ago I just didn't want to buy psn plus so I created new accounts, put credit card, get plus for 14 days, remove card. Rinse and repeat for 1.5 years. I moved out so stopped playing and now I want to play again, and I was going to pay for plus. So they caught up with my ahit and banned my IP. I'll just call the isp to change it, I'll out jew the sony jew

[Anonymous No.50018257]

>>50018247
It doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.50018277]

>>50018257
Nothing does

[Anonymous No.50018282]

>>50017625
He should have expected it, the markets are manipulated by government all the time. Why do you think the golden bull run has gone on so long? BOBO will have his time in the sun.

[Anonymous No.50018293]

>>50017646
SOFT LANDING! The eternal crab is here, may he crab all the way down.

[Anonymous No.50018312]

remember: you are here forever

[Anonymous No.50018345]

[Anonymous No.50018357]

BIG COCKS NEED LOTS OF CLEANING

[WSB No.50018377]

>>50017642
Hola Amigo Gracias

[Anonymous No.50018401]

yurop green. last workday before 2 weeks vacation

feels good man

[Anonymous No.50018404]

Annmarie Horderns teeth are so big, her skin so oily, a kind of shiny wet make up look

[Anonymous No.50018429]

Who are SIGAs competitiors?

[Anonymous No.50018438]

>>50018254
if you didn't update FW, then just apply the jailbreak and install any pirated game you want

[Anonymous No.50018440]

>>50018401
Yuropoo only up for now

[Anonymous No.50018477]

>>50018429
there is really only 1, brincidofovir, made by CMRX
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(22)00228-6/fulltext
however it sucks major ass, caused so much liver damage in such a short period that they had to stop the treatment for all patients; testicular damage; did not show any improvements for monkeypix patients either / no efficacy
whereas tecovirimat did not have any sideeffects, they were able to do the full course, and after 24 hours on it no new lesions formed
brincidofovir is straight poison - but it's "better" than dying of smallpox, that's the only reason it is on the market
tecovirimat is gold standard
there aren't any other antivirals really
there are others in the space for testing and vaccines, such as TNXP, GOVX, BVNRY

[Anonymous No.50018492]

>>50018440
Give up, we will rally till h.4.1 on thursday and continue or not depending if jpow buys more soxl or not
>>50018438
I have the games, I just want to play r6s and war thunder but I can't sign in as IP is banned

[Anonymous No.50018500]

>>50018440
yeah but atleast not -2% red

[Anonymous No.50018527]

AAAA I OWE THE BANK OF JAPAN 68000 YEN

[Anonymous No.50018552]

[Anonymous No.50018566]

Big cocks need lots of cleaning, free cleaning

[Anonymous No.50018584]

>>50018492
>I just want to play r6s and war thunder
Play ShitThunder on PC you dumb faggot. I love clubbing console piggies.

[Anonymous No.50018590]

>>50017707
Kek pretty much me and my gf, except we're white. Sometimes I wish she would be taller

[Anonymous No.50018596]

>>50018527
You have no choice but to prostitute yourself to pay off the debt now.

[Anonymous No.50018609]

Why is the DAX coupled to the SPX futures
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50018643]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF NASDAQ
>>50018584
I don't like on pc, I club pc faggots on sim and on rb

[Anonymous No.50018760]

>>50018643
>console piggy claiming he clubs anyone but literal braindead 2.0 retards on RB
Things that totally happen.

[Anonymous No.50018879]

>>50018760
Post stats then pc gaynigger.
last time I played sim was just before the introduction of sparrows. Flew the giganerfed f4e and raped the overperforming smts and mfs, nigger. Also only flew operations before they got removed, I'm a patrician

[Anonymous No.50018941]

>>50018440
Not in my country

[Anonymous No.50018947]

WHO casually namedropping tecovirimat (SIGA) in yesterday's update https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2022-DON396
So siga sisters, why are we still DROPPING?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50018949]

>>50018879
I club both console retards and PC zoomers with my joystick in RB and SB. I dab on them by doing hammerheads.

[Anonymous No.50018958]

>predicted dot com bubble
>predicted 2008 bubble
>predicted 2022 bubble

He doesn't miss.

[Anonymous No.50019044]

i need oil companies to pump today more

[Anonymous No.50019075]

Rate my stock portfolio.

[Anonymous No.50019151]

>OXY premarket

[Anonymous No.50019181]

>>50018958
>speaking in facts
This is not going to age well

[Anonymous No.50019210]

>>50017594
>ONLY I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.50019229]

Look at this and tell me what's wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.50019241]

https://www.thejournal.ie/monkeypix-who-uk-data-5801742-Jun2022/
>48 minutes ago
>THE WORLD HEALTH Organization (WHO) has released data showing that the global total of monkeypix cases has risen to 3413, 1310 more than its last update on 17 June.
>It also called on countries to share any data from clinical studies on vaccines and stated that an antiviral drug called Tecorivimat was being studied and expected to be safe for protecting against monkeypix.

[Anonymous No.50019268]

>>50019241
Does 4chan wordfilter monkeypax now?

>our system thinks your post is spam

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.50019272]

Should I invest in this stock?

[Anonymous No.50019284]

>>50019229
It's trading above yesterday's close, very unusual price action. (it's actually because of China)

[Anonymous No.50019295]

>>50019284
That's not it.

[Anonymous No.50019314]

>>50019268
yeah for weeks
once the virus broke out in may pajeet scammers within hours were hardcore shilling a shitcoin named after for it hundreds and hundreds of threads and copypasta about it in every thread
impressive how fast and coordinated the pajeets move really

[Anonymous No.50019319]

>>50019314
Ah, so it's only /biz/? Impressive how the jeets never miss a beat.

[Anonymous No.50019340]

>>50018949
>not posting stats
Gay nigger i bet you have a 1:1 kd or less against rb zombers

[Anonymous No.50019440]

>>50019272
no, buy any other tech

[Anonymous No.50019529]

>>50019229
"continous" is spelt wrong

[Anonymous No.50019530]

>>50018949
Thinking gaming somehow makes you superior to anyone in anyway is your biggest mistake

It's like being addicted to heroin and being like "Heh, at least I shoot it"

[Anonymous No.50019544]

>>50017707
You vil fuck ze bugz n you vil be happy

[Anonymous No.50019574]

Soon I can dump my chunk bags and buy more freetard bags

[Anonymous No.50019576]

>>50016300
I don't like you, you fat balding midget anime nigger......but I'm 100% in agreement with you here. We need to migrate to a NSFW board this is completely out of control. Part of the fun of this place is we don't fucking like or agree with each other but we are all here to make money in the market.

[Anonymous No.50019577]

>>50017594
>He'll forget how to do his job that he gets recertification for yearly if he doesn't beat his meat to me

Holy fucking delusions Batman

[Anonymous No.50019598]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50019608]

Please for the love of God I just need one more shit day so I can dump these SQQQ bags

[Anonymous No.50019628]

>>50017557
Don't put uranium with eternal money like gold and silver you tard. Just because you fell for the meme doesn't make it a good idea
>Visa and Mastercard and PayPal Chad's report in

[Anonymous No.50019635]

what happened to all the gay sex?

[Anonymous No.50019638]

>>50017603
I can say what I finally want- most tech is garbage, Nasdaq back to 4000.

[Anonymous No.50019639]

>>50019210
Ty I immediately thought of this kek

[Anonymous No.50019642]

>>50019272
Yeah of course, look how much it went down already! No way it can dip any more, right?!

[Anonymous No.50019644]

ARKK MOMMY ON CNBC later

what is she going to say ?

these ARKK bags are getting heavy

[Anonymous No.50019651]

>>50017661
>hence why
Oof

[Anonymous No.50019659]

>>50017557
URANIUM

>>50019628
V

[Anonymous No.50019678]

>>50019608
FOMC is mid July. Also FOMC meeting minutes from June release July 6. It'll dip hard on the 6th but quickly recover. Then it will start dumping a week before FOMC Wed like it has the last 4 times. Just hang on a bit longer unless you have short term options

[Anonymous No.50019680]

>>50019644
She’s just going to shill ARKK and say the fed is being unfair. Muh tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.50019698]

>>50019644
Does she still hold HOOD in that train wreck fund?

[Anonymous No.50019699]

>>50019529
Nope.

Hint: volume

[Anonymous No.50019708]

Monke px cases officially over 5000 now. Soon it will double next month, then again in August, and...yeah.

SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY SIGA IMMEDIATELY!

[Anonymous No.50019712]

>>50019644
cathie CNBC bingo
>muh innovation
>muh inventories are disinflationary
>muh recession
>muh biggest mispricing since X period

[Anonymous No.50019720]

Is the recession canceled again?

[Anonymous No.50019740]

>>50019720
If by canceled you mean we just crab .01 above yesterdays close then sure

[Anonymous No.50019753]

>>50019740
I'm up 2% already today get at me

[Anonymous No.50019757]

>>50019720
Yup its cancelled...

...in exchange for a depression. Yay.

[Anonymous No.50019814]

>>50018527
>$500

Just pay it poorfag

[Anonymous No.50019825]

any other EVFMbros here?

[Anonymous No.50019826]

>>50019708
Wrong. Buy Chimerix (CMRX), it's bottomed at 200DMA and it's what is winning contracts. Canada and EU just signed contracts.

[Anonymous No.50019836]

Why are my posts deleted? You could not see the penis because it was so small.

[Anonymous No.50019845]

>>50019826
>>50018477
do NOT buy CMRX before reading this lancet article first
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(22)00228-6/fulltext
it is a DOGSHIT antiviral, not only does it not work for monkeypix, it also causes such severe liver damage that they had to discontinue the course before completion

[Anonymous No.50019863]

>>50019678
July FOMC meet is on the 27th/28th, meaning we're going to get an extra couple of weeks of meltup. Better not be short.

[Anonymous No.50019870]

When june inflation number?

[Anonymous No.50019893]

>>50019826
tembexa isn't authorized for use in the EU

[Anonymous No.50019897]

KZR hotness again today or rug. That is the question

[Anonymous No.50019905]

>>50019845
>it is a DOGSHIT antiviral, not only does it not work for monkeypix, it also causes such severe liver damage that they had to discontinue the course before completion
This is why it will be used and will be profitable. Do you honestly think that Western leaders want to save lives?

[Anonymous No.50019921]

>>50019905
Tpox is the one to use but of course it will get shadowbanned as soon as the monke shit gets real like ivermectin did.

[Anonymous No.50019942]

SIGA sisters are we done getting fucked yet

[Anonymous No.50019949]

>>50019905
alright, I can't stop you
you are throwing your money away investing in them
they are the worst choice out of all the monkeypix related tickers, by far
they will not be the drug of choice, nor will countries stockpile it in mass
Canada already has multi hundred million dollar contracts with SIGA for tecovirimat, they see the situation as so desperate that they are willing to supplement the already existing stockpiles & contracts with CMRX, which does not work
the rest of the world will not buy brincidofovir
the WHO just this morning did another press release saying that tecovirimat is the drug of choice and that they'll be publishing studies about it soon
you are leading people into a massive liver damage and testicular damage trap encouraging them to invest in the worst possible choice

[Anonymous No.50020004]

>>50019680
>>50019698
>>50019712
Dam, bros...ARKK baggie until the Fed des
le pivot.

[Anonymous No.50020033]

Sick as hell and still going to work because I don't get paid sick days.

[Anonymous No.50020034]

LI is a prime shorting opportunity, right?

[Anonymous No.50020051]

>>50020033
Holy fuck. Why do americans even work?

[Anonymous No.50020057]

whats the discord

[Anonymous No.50020059]

>>50019699
VOLUUM IS SPELT WRONG

[Anonymous No.50020062]

>>50019949
>you are leading people into a massive liver damage and testicular damage trap encouraging them to invest in the worst possible choice
Anyone going to the hospitals they don't like will be getting the new death shots. Those at the levers of medical establishment policy are openly practicing euthanasia and they have the mainstream media covering for them. The liver damage and resulting deaths will be blamed on the virus itself. It'll be the exact same playbook as it was for covid.

[Anonymous No.50020071]

>>50020057
we're trying to figure out whether to be bearish or bullish

[Anonymous No.50020084]

>(Reuters) - Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway Inc said on Monday it has purchased another 794,389 shares of Occidental Petroleum Corp, giving the conglomerate a nearly 16.4% stake in the Houston, Texas-based oil company.
>The company also owns options to buy another 83.9 million Occidental shares, which if exercised, would bring its stake to more than 25%.
I'm thinking we're back oil barons

[Anonymous No.50020087]

10yr looking kinda cute. Real Estate is ignoring it for some reason though.

[Anonymous No.50020099]

>>50020084
We're more than back. Read this entire thread.

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1541555413535145988

[Anonymous No.50020110]

>BOIL boiling
could be another big day USAC bros

[Anonymous No.50020143]

Bros how bad is it really that globalization is ending in the next decade

[Anonymous No.50020169]

>>50020143
globalization will not end prior to thermonuclear holocaust with 100% EMP destruction

[Anonymous No.50020173]

>>50020110
When is it finally going to be time to short oil? A week ago people were like "See man you missed your chance to short!!" but of course oil is heading back up again. Is the end of the summer traditionally the time to short oil? I feel like Big Money is just waiting to make this extremely obvious play

[Anonymous No.50020193]

>>50020173
>oil
yeah, nah
never touching oil again
scummiest industry on the planet
i am fully aware it is linked to natgas the oil industry is just................
unless you're on the inside to the point that speculatively investing in it at all is illegal for you, you're either getting lucky or utterly fucked

[Anonymous No.50020202]

>>50020143
>Globalization ending

[Anonymous No.50020221]

>>50017522
I am trying to decide if I want to work for Qualtrics or Palantir. Which stock has the most growth potential? I know nothing about investing.

[Anonymous No.50020246]

>>50020143
it hasnt even begun to globalize

[Anonymous No.50020268]

>>50020173
The time to short was 3 weeks ago, with the aim of accumulating more for the long term.

>>50020193
You should have followed Buffet's moves and just bought more.

Oil is going to $200 a barrel by next year. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.50020276]

>>50020268
it'll go to $199.99, halt for 45 minutes, and by the time you're able to do anything it will be $50

[Anonymous No.50020290]

SIGA sisters I'm not even trying to fud but this might be the beginning of the end. Cases are no longer exponentially growing

[Anonymous No.50020324]

>>50020143
The only way globalization ends is if the majority of the countries in the work become nationalist, which they aren't. Slave labor is too valuable.

[Anonymous No.50020330]

>>50019635
Clarence Thomas is on the prowl and faggots are running for the hills.

[Anonymous No.50020387]

the r*ss*ans (i'm trying to avoid inviting in their personal IDF) defaulted on usd/eur debt obligations btw

[Anonymous No.50020404]

>>50020387
Zbros… it’s over, the west is going to bring us to small claims court…

[Anonymous No.50020416]

>>50020387
The US Treasury made it illegal for them to pay, by bureaucratic fiat. That's a funny thing to call a default, lol.

[Anonymous No.50020454]

SIGA just lost another contract to CMRX :/

[Anonymous No.50020527]

wtf was that spy dump

[Anonymous No.50020542]

>>50020387
So? Foreign (a.k.a western) investors have already left the russian market and so what if they are cut from the bond-market borrowing? They are literally already blocked from it either way, as the head of the IMF fund management said.. it's not even systemically relevant to them

[Anonymous No.50020544]

[Anonymous No.50020557]

PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50020589]

>>50020544
and just like that

[Anonymous No.50020592]

>>50020557
ok i pull up

[Anonymous No.50020598]

>>50020557

[Anonymous No.50020602]

Jesus fuck my money

[Anonymous No.50020610]

>>50020527
That was me, I bought so it had to immediately dump, sorry.

[Anonymous No.50020614]

>>50020542
russia will have to pay higher yields to non-western creditors as well (unable to pay euro/usd debts => creditors need to take on currency exchange risk with ruble denominated bonds).
so far they put band aid on the issue by printing their way out of it.

[Anonymous No.50020636]

>>50020602
https://careers.mcdonalds.com/main/

[Anonymous No.50020663]

>>50017555

If inflation is down next report, this was the bottom

[Anonymous No.50020682]

>>50017594
sex workers arre a leading indicator on where the market is going. they are the first ones to notice a decrease

[Anonymous No.50020700]

>>50017594
>the world only exists because I'm a whore

[Anonymous No.50020732]

I want ya'll to repeat after me, in your heaviest Texas accent, okay?

"OIL AND GAS"

[Anonymous No.50020733]

>>50017594
Would a girl like that let me fuck her asshole?

[Anonymous No.50020739]

>>50020387
They did not. They furfilled contractual obligations. Its to no fault of their own that the banks & govs refuse to provide the bond holders their payment.

[Anonymous No.50020744]

>>50017707
terrible choice in women

[Anonymous No.50020755]

>>50020416
I think they want it so that way a bunch if jews can cash in on their credit default swaps.

[Anonymous No.50020761]

>>50020733
She's like a 6, 7 with makeup on, so yes. Love bomb her or just straight up offer her $100 for 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50020767]

>>50020544
Whats this website?

[Anonymous No.50020807]

What just happened?

[Anonymous No.50020808]

>>50020767
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.50020848]

>>50020387
>>50020614
Anyone who understands the situation realises that Russia did not truly default. It is more appropriate that Western states defaulted on receipt. The Chinese, Indians, and Arabs know this and you can see it with debt flows. The "default" is a political packaging for the unwashed and financially unaware masses.

>>50020416
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.50020849]

>>50020682
Imagine the supply of e whore thots when the recession is in full swing? Incel victory. $500 will go a lonnnng way

[Anonymous No.50020861]

>>50020848
>The Chinese, Indians, and Arabs know this and you can see it with debt flows
show them

[Anonymous No.50020862]

Would the market even react to a Q1 GDP revision tomorrow? This crabbing seems like it's anticipating a movement

[Anonymous No.50020869]

>>50019863
Good reminder. So sell longs and go short around the 19th and you should be able to swing. If anyone doesn't know how to buy puts just ask. It's not that difficult and people that say options are how you lose money just don't know what they're talking about

[Anonymous No.50020901]

>>50020862
Unless the final GDP is way off, I don't think that will be a big event. Advance GDP is much more important.

[Anonymous No.50020902]

>>50020099
>Jr cheeseburger for Americans

[Anonymous No.50020905]

>>50020862
Tye market trades entirely on Fed sentiment. Anything that is not a dovish/hawkish statement from Jpow will not move the market.

[Anonymous No.50020918]

>>50020807
I redeemed.

[Anonymous No.50020923]

>>50019229
Well?

[Anonymous No.50020928]

>>50020110
Oh it's fucking gonna be my dude. What's the price at which you start selling?

[Anonymous No.50020938]

Does anybody here really believe Monky pox is Covid 2.0?

[Anonymous No.50020956]

>>50020928
i only talk about selling after I've done it
sorry

[Anonymous No.50020974]

>>50020862
Revised down and we moon

[Anonymous No.50020977]

>>50019229
Cup and handle formation? Recession cancelled?

[Anonymous No.50020981]

Guys what do you think of buying uvxy right now and let it there for a moment it seems it constantly swings from 11 to 20 dollars in price ? Dont know if it takes a lot time to rise in price

[Anonymous No.50020990]

>>50020557
MINIMUMS

MINIMUMS

MINIMUMS

GLIDESLOPE GLIDESLOPE GLIDESLOPE

[Anonymous No.50020991]

>>50020004
Ya if you're holding just keep holding. The shit she has in that fund aren't going anywhere so it should recover......but it could still be a long way down if (they) can't curb inflation fast enough

[Anonymous No.50020998]

are there people who unironically think we're gonna enter a 40 year bear market?

[Anonymous No.50021001]

Did anyone else invest in FXI like I told you to? We're following the scoop line, now we're onto projection. What do you think we'll hit, 40, 45?
https://www.docdroid.net/Cf0Z9Hl/fxi-2022-pdf

[Anonymous No.50021023]

>>50020998
It's over. We're entering a new dark ages.

[Anonymous No.50021031]

>>50020956
No worries. On one hand I think we hit resistance at 18. On the other it could just keep going past 20.

[Anonymous No.50021035]

will the market go up, down, or sideways today?

[Anonymous No.50021036]

>>50020998
No, the U.S doesn't have that long.

[Anonymous No.50021043]

>>50020981
Zoom out. It's a constantly decaying etf

[Anonymous No.50021063]

>>50020998
This market is like a pit bull. It lunges up and the only thing stopping it is the chain (rate hikes). Once the chain breaks the only thing stopping that motherfucker is a shotgun to face (end of the US dollar)

[Anonymous No.50021064]

>stagflation

[Anonymous No.50021070]

oil? NRGU!

[Anonymous No.50021073]

Morning lads. Pharmacies in the U.S. are about to start rolling out warning labels for tecovirimat, sold in the states under the brand name Tpoxx. Manufactured by...you guessed it, SIGA. The first warning labels will probably be available in the next 2 weeks or so. Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.50021077]

>>50020861
Pic rel, but...

China:
>https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/currencies/yuan-ruble-trading-surges-china-russia-ukraine-us-dollar-2022-5?op=1
India:
>https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2022/3/31/india-russia-explore-a-rupee-rouble-payment-scheme-to-bypass-war
Egypt:
>https://www.al-monitor.com/originals/2022/06/egypt-plans-use-ruble-trade-russia

[Anonymous No.50021078]

>>50021031
i'm not sure resistance will be a thing until the next cycle
the dump a couple weeks back was an unexpected surprise

[Anonymous No.50021086]

>>50020998
they have to. they can't rely on their themselves because they're losers with no skills and little money. winning the lottery is their one chance to escape their hellish reality.

[Anonymous No.50021087]

>>50021043
Yeah but for a short time i am talking about like some weeks ?

[Anonymous No.50021099]

https://youtu.be/8ClyXbLv7pA
Sup sluts.

[Anonymous No.50021105]

Nexo is insolvent

[Anonymous No.50021116]

>>50021086
>HOLD THE CAMERA STILL MOM NOW I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN AND THESE MOVES ARE REALLY HARD

[Anonymous No.50021142]

>>50021077
none of these show volume and yields of either of these countries buying russian state debt.
in terms of trade, it's no surprise that BRICS is taking advantage of this situation.

[Anonymous No.50021147]

>>50020990
WOOP WOOP
IT'S THA POLICE
WOOP WOOP

[Anonymous No.50021150]

>>50020998
that's a funny strawman when half the board is filled with absolute retards who think we already hit le bottom. including you i presume
i suppose every bear market needs some braindead bulls to capitulate at the bottom

[Anonymous No.50021162]

What do you think about this graph /smg/

[Anonymous No.50021166]

>>50020732
ERL UN GAS
>*hock*
>*ptoo*

[Anonymous No.50021174]

https://youtu.be/q01Plmf8lwI
good morning sirs. I hope today doesn't turn out to be another crab day

[Anonymous No.50021196]

>boss offering 2.8% salary increase...
>i earn about the average for my exam date/profession (64k usd)
>havent really worked that hard this year, so dont want to try to negotiate
>gf calls me a coward

[Anonymous No.50021199]

>>50021063
Underrated

[Anonymous No.50021215]

It will giga pump on opening, wont it?

[Anonymous No.50021217]

>>50020998
yes but not 40 years more like 6-7 years until it reaches a new ath. like early 2000s and 08

[Anonymous No.50021218]

>>50021196
Lmao americans really get paid 50k usd minimum to print 'Helo world'.
Unitedstatians cannot suffer.

[Anonymous No.50021221]

>>50021142
You are a pedantic retard choosing to be willfully ignorant and lazy.

[Anonymous No.50021222]

MU will decide the fat of Semicomps when they report earnings the 30th

[Anonymous No.50021238]

>>50021215
What makes you think that

[Anonymous No.50021247]

>>50021196
get new gf

[Anonymous No.50021269]

>>50021221
>"default risk puts upward pressure on russian bond yields"
>"NO, LOOK AT THESE DEBT FLOWS!"
>"show them"
>proceeds to show something other than debt
>"You are a pedantic retard choosing to be willfully ignorant and lazy."
lol. lmao

[Anonymous No.50021271]

jesus christ evfm and agrx are pumping again

[Anonymous No.50021277]

OIL?

[Anonymous No.50021283]

>>50021196
So you're eating a 6% pay cut like a bitch? No wonder your gf is livid. She's already got a pussy; she doesn't need another.

[Anonymous No.50021292]

Who cares about Russian economy? It's a third-world shithole.

[Anonymous No.50021307]

DXY pumping

[Anonymous No.50021325]

What if that dumb 50000000 about AGRX was right...

[Anonymous No.50021327]

>>50021292
Us oil barons instead think of them as competitors. Any debt market fucking up a competitor is a good debt market.

[Anonymous No.50021334]

DXY CHICKS WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50021365]

>>50021064
is this good thing? i see green numbers which means thats good right

[Anonymous No.50021373]

How are you celebrating the upcoming bull market /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50021377]

>>50021307
Yen resuming its sudoku and defaulting Europeans dying to commodity inflation. Or something more?

[Anonymous No.50021391]

>>50019708
Relax. You vill panic about zis ven ve tell you to panic.

[Anonymous No.50021397]

if people need dollars this bad shouldn't we just print more dollars

[Anonymous No.50021398]

>>50021086
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[Anonymous No.50021414]

>>50021397
inflation relief when?

[Anonymous No.50021421]

Uhhhhh bros check the DXY

[Anonymous No.50021423]

5 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.50021425]

>>50021397
Sure.

[Anonymous No.50021426]

I am the sneed that feeds

[Anonymous No.50021428]

>>50021086
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

[Anonymous No.50021429]

>>50021397
This is your brain on Keynesianism

[Anonymous No.50021443]

>>50021277

Oil!

[Anonymous No.50021445]

>>50021414
september-october to buy votes

[Anonymous No.50021449]

these threads are so much better with rocker gone and SIGA hodlers on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.50021450]

>>50021397
based Bernanke

[Anonymous No.50021468]

>>50021449
and soxl baggies having killed themselves already. that one is also important.

[Anonymous No.50021473]

>>50021162
Uhmm guys I'm getting nervous here.

[Anonymous No.50021486]

>>50021449
I am also an astr baggie

[Anonymous No.50021491]

>>50021429
It was unironically good during 2020, but then retards elected a fossil who is more concerned with his legacy so we continued to spend to artificially moon the economy. Now we are in for a brutal 2-5 years

[Anonymous No.50021493]

>>50021473
Clearly over sold.

[Anonymous No.50021496]

>>50018958
>lost 9 figures in 2021

[Anonymous No.50021513]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO AMD

[Anonymous No.50021516]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50021517]

>>50021496
>source: dude trust me

[Anonymous No.50021522]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.50021523]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.50021524]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50021525]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

[Anonymous No.50021531]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.50021534]

>>50020732
HOUIL EN GERSH

[Anonymous No.50021536]

>>50021522
>>50021523
>>50021524
>>50021525
>>50021531
based

[Anonymous No.50021538]

>>50021517
>check SEC filings
>check price history of holdings

[Anonymous No.50021543]

FULL MARKET HALTED
>FULL MARKET HALTED
FULL MARKET HALTED
>FULL MARKET HALTED
FULL MARKET HALTED
>FULL MARKET HALTED

[Anonymous No.50021551]

>>50021513

[Anonymous No.50021554]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50021573]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50021581]

>>50021513
>>50021551
it's schmoovin
hope you didn't short semis

[Anonymous No.50021583]

SIGMA SISTERS I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.50021590]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50021597]

BUY BUY BUY!

[Anonymous No.50021600]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGROES WE ARE HEADING TO THE OASIS LOOK AT NASDAQ LOOK AT IT BUY EM ALLL FOR THE MELTUP

[Anonymous No.50021602]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50021604]

h-h-here we go again!

[Anonymous No.50021623]

>>50021554
>>50021573
off by one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50021624]

>>50021604
congrats on your $31 gain anon

[Anonymous No.50021629]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!!

[Anonymous No.50021634]

Meltup schizo's its our time

[Anonymous No.50021635]

>>50021604
USAC chads keep winning

[Anonymous No.50021640]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WAS A TRAP SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.50021648]

SIGA sisters I want to die

[Anonymous No.50021657]

>>50021624
newfag

[Anonymous No.50021662]

Wow, look at that small rocket company crush the Russell!

Referring, of course, to RKLB.

[Anonymous No.50021664]

IT'S STALLING

[Sagemyballs No.50021666]

>>50021640
Kill your self you fucking cunt for inducing panic selling

[Anonymous No.50021678]

>>50021648
Have a buy order at 9.5. need to hit that before we depart, sorry anon

[Anonymous No.50021711]

>>50021496
Check how much he lost in 2006-2007.

[Anonymous No.50021716]

>>50021238
Because it just does

[Anonymous No.50021725]

>own mostly tech stocks
>buy SQQQ to hedge
>nasdump pumps
>tech stocks dump

[Anonymous No.50021732]

>It's another "Biden's traders market sell the daily SPR quota immediately, in the vain hope it drives down the price enough" episode
I can *feel* the desperation. See you guys at 114 this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.50021746]

I don't check my broker anymore for the sake of my mental health, just the amount of Bobos and mumus posted in this gen

[Anonymous No.50021748]

unironically what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50021752]

>>50021746
same famalam

[Anonymous No.50021759]

snib

[Anonymous No.50021761]

>>50021725
your hedge works perfectly well. It drags your portfolio down ;)

[Anonymous No.50021775]

>>50021762
>>50021762
>>50021762
>>50021762
>>50021762

Next.

[Anonymous No.50021807]

>>50021035
Marketwatch said the market will shrink by 3.3% for the next decade. I can’t imagine anything worse.