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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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Quick reminder that scops posted his password

>> No.50014309

PLEASE can you retards just consolidate in one thread so I can shill my fucking SCI thesis again and we can discuss it and you all can call me a subhuman shitskin and we can have fun here.

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Sigh...
I bought into trucking stocks at the top...
https://www.freightwaves.com/news/a-great-purge-is-pushing-small-truckers-out-of-business-at-an-unprecedented-rate

>> No.50014332

>>50014309
This is the real thread. Not my fault when that other nigger can't put the name in the title.

>> No.50014337

Test

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ITS DONGLE CLEANIN TIME BOYS

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WASH ME DONG FOR FREE

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This has officially devolved into the worst internet community I've ever been apart of... which is saying something considering I'm 35 years old and have been online since the mid 90s. I've been apart of some truly weird and awful communities. But this is a new low...

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HELL YA COWBOYS

>> No.50014433

>>50014223
David Soxl ran off with our cash

>> No.50014446

>>50014406
The door is right there

>> No.50014453

I hate this shit fuck you retards im seeing you tomorrow during market hours so i can shill SCI and hear more opinions on it instead of staring at white dicks

>> No.50014455

>>50014414
>>50014391
>>50014369
This is unfathomably based.

>> No.50014461

>>50014406
Tell us about your time in the furry zoosadist community, grandpa.

>> No.50014469

>>50014446
No, things will get better again
>>50014461
No

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JANNNIES, 1 MORE DAYBOF COCK POSTING UNTIL MY BAN FOR OFF TOPIC POLITCAL SHITBIS LIFTED NIGGERS

>> No.50014483

>>50014406
The vast majority of the thread is banned, with a particular bias towards thread regulars and basically anybody that actually reads the thread all that thoroughly before posting.

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Cleannnning my cock for FREEEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.50014501

>>50014406
guitar general over on /mu/ is worse, I assure you.

>> No.50014511
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CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE THREAD THAT DOESN'T GET SPAMMED FULL OF DICKS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO /SMG/????

>> No.50014514

>>50014501
To be fair though, everything in /mu/ is worse

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IM A DIAGNOSED AUTISM SCHIZOPHRENIC NIGGERS. I LOVE COCK POSTING. NIGGERS WANNA BAN FOR BANTER, THEN ENJOY COCKS

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:DDDDD

>> No.50014560

>>50014309
SCI is fine. It was shilled around during early covid panic too under the thesis that all the olds would die off at once creating some huge supply/demand imbalance.
It's a bit boomer for me though. Low growth, pretty standard EV/EBITDA. I don't give a shit about their trust because I'd rather just invest my own money instead of indirectly investing in a company that'll hopefully grow some money someone lent them.

More on that trust topic though.. I hope you understand that in this inflationary environment, any prepayment for future services needs to grow at the same level to match inflation just to break even with those future costs. A prepayment is more like a loan - It's not as one-sided as a department store gift card. Right now bonds have negative real yield, and stocks have been pressured these past 6 months. Will this continue? I don't know - probably not. Worth considering though, as it could suppress their future performance.

Overall I rate SCI a solid shill pick. Much better than APPS, but not quite a JXN.

>> No.50014573

>>50014501
I need to check that out.
Hard to believe that could be worse.

>>50014511
John Rocker got banned for posting about SIGA, the gay sex bros stock, and is going on a rampage.
Meanwhile, I’ve done a shenanigan that managed to get at least half the thread banned.

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BENIS :DDDDD

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>>50014573
I'm not rocker u fuxking retard

>> No.50014620

>>50014573
John Rocker needs help from a professional, that boy ain't right.

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>>50014573

>> No.50014625

Can we stop with the dick pics please. I'm trying to share personal financial advice with anonymous strangers here.

If you lost money on SIGA take your complaints up with the WHO.

>> No.50014632

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I BUY EVFM I THOUGHT IT WAS A PUMP N DUMP I WOULD BE AT 6 FIGURES RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>> No.50014636

Im starting a business to sell friendly spiders to murder pests in home.
>laying in bed chilling
>feel something on my chest
>its a god damn silverfish

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>>50014573
BEEEENIS

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>>50014636
Have a jannyClean it for FREEEEEEEE

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>>50014625
>If you lost money on SIGA
Lmao I just saw that. What the fuck happened.

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holy shit EVFM finally pumped and I missed it.
It's getting covered by youtube shills now

I missed the pussy gel pump

Did I also miss the oil bottom?

>> No.50014688 [DELETED] 

CLEAN MY DONG

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>>50014670
Cucked by the Chinaman.
Xi doesn't care if gays die. He already banned/censored that shit within his own culture.

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>> No.50014720 [DELETED] 

FUCK YA BROS, GAYSEXBROS NIGGER NIIGGER NIGGER NIGGERB

>> No.50014723

>>50014672
Who still owned bussy gel?

>> No.50014725

Well, I saw John Rocker shilling SIGA, and I assumed it’s him from the raw energy of this poster.
Perhaps it’s the gay sex bros guy instead?

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I NEED A MOUTH CLEANING, I HAVE NO MONEY BUT I HEARD U DO IT FOR FREEE

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rate my stock portfolio

>> No.50014755

>>50014725
He says it's not
Also... how you holding up in this heat 2scoops?

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>>50014725
Have u seen a shitty Wojack hamster all weekend? U fucking idiot shlomo

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What is going on!?

Captcha:STG4Y

>> No.50014786

>>50014745
SNAP is shit. META and PYPL are value traps. AMZN is overvalued.

>> No.50014801

>>50014745
All boring trash except BTU. Why hide the weightings?

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OFF TOPIC POSTING MY BAD

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>>50014725
Can't wait for CMRX

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>>50014745
Very normal desu. Fuck faceberg and fuck Disney. ET is based. MLPs have weird tax regs though.

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THIS IS HOW U GET GAINS BOY

>> No.50014859

Why cant I invest in Russia? Because they are banned on every exchange so I would need a broker that has access to moscow stock exchange?

>> No.50014869

>>50014560
HI thank you for replying to my SCI shilling.

So the float that they invest into a portfolio is a separate revenue stream. It’s not their core line of business. Income from their trusts only constitutes 5% of their revenue. My point is, that revenue basically has 100% gross margins because it’s generated from cash producing assets. There’s 0 COGS there.

Their other services are highly profitable. As gauche as it sounds, people will continue to croak. There’s one death in the United States every 13 seconds. The major risk they face is that more and more people are electing to cremate as opposed to burials. The latter is a more expensive service and that is trending downwards.

>> No.50014877

FUCK IT I AM FOMOING INTO AGRX

>> No.50014879

>>50014745
>GME
you had me till then.

>>50014755
Yo dude, I finally got a fucking A/C.
Got the strongest fucking portable unit at Hone Depot.
It seemed to be working this morning… now it seems to do jack shit. My unit is literally the same as the outside temperature rn.

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Rate my goof money portfolio

>> No.50014896

>>50014369
At least you're not spamming Mr.Oinkers.

>> No.50014898

>>50014560
>but not quite a JXN.
JXN was an odd play. Because we didn't understand the insurance contract hedges i.e. the "blackbox" that resulted in the value trap we see. It also succumbed to beta (APPS more so)

>> No.50014901

>>50014776
Fuck it. Whatever.
Whoever you are, you’re fucking based.

>> No.50014920

>>50014879
Yeah, I have a giant portable one too. It's actually... doing alright. 71F in my living room, though the fucker is loud as hell. My office though, for wfh, is roasting though. I set up a series of fans to try and move the cool air over there, but it didn't work...
Heat should be gone tomorrow though

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I can't believe I bought into the meme stock involving gay sex and monkey virus

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>>50014901
I Cant give away my identity, I am a very wanted man

>> No.50014955

>>50014879
Buildings absorb heat and release it at night. You probably also have high ceilings. Cold air settles on the floor so you need to get a fan going to move air around.

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GAYSEX BROS WGMI. ALL U FUDDING NIGGERS ARE DELUSIONAL

>> No.50014999

It's literally rocker doing this spamming

>> No.50015001

>>50014945
sell then you adhd tiktok faggot

>> No.50015008

>>50014879
You hooked it up to your window right? Otherwise it’s just blowing hot air.
t. Former Home Depot manager

>> No.50015009

>>50014879
where is a/c not the norm?

>> No.50015025

>>50015009
California

>> No.50015034

>>50014755
>He says it's not
He posted pics of John Rocker’s dick.
He said he was banned for shilling SIGA; Rocker has a vid title with “SIGA” on his channel.
The spammer seems somewhat more responsive to me.
Sounds like rocker, no?

Anyways, based either way.

>> No.50015064

>>50015009
Pacific Northwest, around Portland and Seattle. Anything north of California and west of the Cascade Mountains (east of the mountains is a different climate). Historically, the weather is cold, wet and dreary in the winter, but sunny, dry, and mid 70s in the summer, so most homes haven't needed AC ever. Lately though, it's been getting hotter, more days in the 80s and 90s... then there was the heat dome last year where it jumped to 110+.

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>Be a jannie
>see a penis on a blue board
>does nothing
>see someone talking positively about that nigger Clarence Thomas on a blue board and his majority opinion which overturned RvD?
>ban half the general

I gotta say I think I might be sending an email to Hiroshi-moot for not keeping his jannies in line. I might ask him to dock their pay if they keep it up.

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>>50015034
Rocker gets off work in 30 minutes. Who ever it is is clearly jobless. All day they have been cock posting for jannies to clean his dick. He literally has no life

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>>50015001
How long do I hold for before I make money?

>> No.50015109

>>50015070
Maybe try buying good businesses next time instead of gambling on biotech and pharma trash

>> No.50015120

>>50015069
Rocker posts from the IPs of the offices he cleans.

>> No.50015134

I've been financially bored the past couple of days.

>> No.50015154

>>50015070
unironically 3 weeks

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>>50015120
He always avatar posts and doesn't type like an actual retard. This guy that is posting cocks for jannies to clean for free types like an actual autistic virgin. This isn't the work of the obese tranny poster.

>> No.50015183

>>50014920
I think my apartment is maybe a tad too large for it to work, or I need to point it more inwards… my apartment is too cluttered to position it well rn
>Heat should be gone tomorrow though
Hope it stays gone.
Just enough time for me to know that I won’t be able to stay here for full summers anymore.

>>50014955
>high ceilings
Nope. Just a nice view.
8 big ass windows in the lobby alone tho

>>50015008
Yes, I did.
Wouldn’t it release toxic fumes or something if I don’t properly do that?
Or is it just the hot air going out the hose?

>>50015009
Seattle/west coast.
It’s more temperate here, so it’s only inhospitably hot for one or two weeks out of the year.
I went to college in the midwest, and there was actually a dorm without AC over there as well.

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>>50015154
>3 more weeks

>>50015109
Why do I fall for all the shitty meme stocks on here? Fucking bayhorse ruined me too and I'm still holding SOXL from 50. I have only lost money listening to you guys.

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Anyone else buy a big, stinky bag of SQQQ today?
The fake pump is over, time to get back to business bobros.

>> No.50015232

>>50015183
>I think my apartment is maybe a tad too large for it to work
What I do is have the AC blow into a box fan, that redirects it 90deg to the left, then that blows into another box fan leaning against a wall aiming diagonally toward the ceiling. That does a pretty good job of circulating it around this room, and I've been quite comfortable all weekend. I have a 3rd box fan, but I punched it a while back so it makes a loud noise

>> No.50015234

>>50015202
Bro, my SOXL average is 53.
Just HODL that one to the next ATH.
It’ll be a long ride, but that one is more on the guaranteed recovery side

>> No.50015250

>>50015234
>Bro, my SOXL average is 53.
Dude why not just like, lower your average?
Don't you make 400k?

>> No.50015252

>>50015204
You are a fucking regarded poor person. You make me laugh. Please do not reproduce. We do not need more poor uneducated mutts on the planet.

>> No.50015254

>>50015232
>but I punched it a while back so it makes a loud noise
Based.
Care to share a story?

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December 2020 - "Coinbase Picks Goldman Sachs to Lead Upcoming IPO"

November 2021: November COIN was a "Buy" and Goldman raised the price target to $387.

June 2022: GS Downgrades to Sell from Buy - price target now $45.

>> No.50015262

The dick pics really help to sift through the b***shit. Can we keep em?

cc>>jannies

>> No.50015265

>>50015204
No, I bought puts ten minutes before close, though

>> No.50015273

>>50015254
I think I was just playing a video game. It's why I rarely play games anymore. I punch way too much stuff. I have anger issues with games.

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>>50015252

>> No.50015306

>>50015202
Never buy stocks recommended here lol

>> No.50015328

>>50015262
One post by this ID

>> No.50015335

>>50015265
I bought puts friday for 360$ spy only to watch it passively crab. Deciding on a week currently and buying 3x my original.

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Can I get a quick update on this?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wby5lMWQ1ZA

How many got banned trying to use my “leaked” password?

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>>50015202
idiot. you don’t deserve SIGA.

>> No.50015345

>>50014501
are we talking about worst generals? for me it's /wowg/ on /vg/

>> No.50015366

>>50015250
I’m doing more DCA with TQQQ and SPXL instead, which are more proven to not get all that pummeled by volatility decay

>>50015273
Happens to me too with coding tasks at work

>> No.50015373

So the market is basically dead now? just dead cat bounces and put buyers making a small fortune on the misfortune of others
pretty much no one trusts the liberal lunatic to run our free market economy anymore and everyone who used to invest in stocks is a white male schizo

>> No.50015407

>>50015373
there was a 10 year period in the late 70s and early 80s where inflation was rampant and everyone in the world thought stocks were a waste of time and money
if you think we're in for better times soon you've got another thing coming

>> No.50015412

>>50015335
I bought em for September. Not a big bet, just hedging in case things get much worse

>> No.50015442

>SRI LANKA PUT ON LOCK-DOWN AS ENERGY SOURCES HALTED - Bloomberg
Idli bros. Dosa bros. Sambar bros. We're fucked.

>> No.50015444

>>50015412
This is just a gamble. I am shorting housing and bonds as my hedge.

>> No.50015447

>>50015345
>wowg
World of Warcraft?
Do you play it? For MMORPGs, I’ve only ever really gotten into runescape, which is probably a joke in comparison.
Can you redpill me on WoW?
Seems like maxing out levels is less grinding and the game is a little more centered around fighting with more developed combat system than the passive slap-fest watching of RuneScape combat.

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> /SMG/

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Only 12% of SIGA's float is left unbought.
Despite the price drop, overall inflow was green.
I'm sure this will be lost on anons though.

>> No.50015481

>>50015345
>>50014501
>>50014406
Of we’re talking about the worst generals, half of /g/ is dogshit.
A bunch of IT dorks and call center boys LARPing as software engineers.
The LISP general and occasional haskell/functional general threads are pretty surprisingly solid though.
Keyboard general shocks me that they can keep discussing it so much. A full fucking general dedicated to keyboards? Really?

>> No.50015484

Why does /smg/ suck so much fucking cock as of late? Is it all of the crypto retards coming in thinking that the stock market is the a safehaven after they got rekt on their fake internet money or something?

>> No.50015488

>>50015447
Current iteration of the game is a dessicated corpse, the only people that still play it are mentally ill in some way. Gonna try out the classic WotLK release this year though, it's basically like OSRS.

>> No.50015494

>>50015481
Also, /s4s/ is somehow fascinating to me.

>> No.50015499

>janny let's /pol/ shit leak on the board for a couple years now
>all of a sudden mass bans now

>> No.50015508

>>50015499
Half of /biz/ threads are basically politics or politics threads with half baked attempts to pretend to be relevant. Honestly they could shut this website down tomorrow and I wouldn't care

>> No.50015511

>>50015499
Oh hey, look over here:
>>50014268

>> No.50015524

>>50015481
Have you visited >>>/g/twg ?

>> No.50015535

>>50015484
Because fuck you that's why

>> No.50015538
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>>50015524

>Half of /biz/ threads are basically politics or politics threads with half baked attempts to pretend to be relevant. Honestly they could shut this website down tomorrow and I wouldn't care

>> No.50015545

fuck bro i just spent two days making and updating a windows 7 vm for that runescape private server shilled here and it doesnt even fucking work
thanks idiot

>> No.50015559
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>fuck bro i just spent two days making and updating a windows 7 vm for that runescape private server shilled here and it doesnt even fucking work
>thanks idiot

>> No.50015560

>>50015511
How many years of experience did it take for you to get to your current income? I'm catching the TC bug too, though I'm going to be 200k+ when I finally get my first RSU grant next year.

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>>50015447
Runescape aged better than world of warcraft.

>> No.50015580

>>50015478
Where are you checking stock volume flows? Most conventional places just show daily trade volume and that's it

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>RUNESCAPE
>WOW

>> No.50015595

There’s no stopping oil, can’t believe you tried

>> No.50015598

>>50015559
>>50015538
>>50015459
Look at this faggot nigger soijacking himself off

>> No.50015601

>>50015559
this is literally me bro
now i'm gonna go look at cunny instead of rocker's cock
cya l8r homos

Verification not required.

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>Where are you checking stock volume flows?

>> No.50015620
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>>50015580

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>>50015508
>Honestly they could shut this website down tomorrow and I wouldn't care

>> No.50015624

>>50015183
Make sure to check the drain on it too. If it’s full of water, it won’t work as well.

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>Look at this faggot nigger soijacking himself off

>> No.50015639
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>>50015629
You having fun cunt?

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>>50015601

>cunny

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>>50015639

>> No.50015671

>>50015306
I've turned 5k into nearly 100k in a year by buying stocks shilled here I would never have considered

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today's wordle is droll

>> No.50015678

>>50015306
This is the only real advice everyone should take to heart.

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>+8aUy1w2.gif

>> No.50015695

>>50014898
Looking at the chart at a glance, and based off its dividend, I don’t see JXN as a bad pickup for at least the short term but this market has been so fucked lately I’m not so sure it couldn’t be had for under 20 within a few months.

>> No.50015698

Man that last sequence of jacks had me rolling. Thank you.

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I think this is the best smg thread ever.

>> No.50015708

>>50015695
Can u respond to this >>50014560
Like can u defend my shill for me?

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>I think this is the best smg thread ever.

>> No.50015727
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Wat do u guys think about SCI.

>> No.50015729

>>50015524
It honestly just seems kinda like Blind, but I can say nigger over there and 50-50 of whether I’d actually get banned.
At worst, no perms-band like blind.

>>50015545
I totally thought it was a virus

>>50015560
Currently at right around 5 years on the dot.
What’s your YOE?
Willingness to relocate definitely helps a ton.
Just about everyone can get into Amazon now… I’ve heard the recruiters fucking leak the expected coding questions now.

>>50015578
RuneScape did age surprisingly well.
I think it’s the nostalgia factor.
There’s so much fucking content for members that basically nobody completed all the quests and got to all the harder shit, like abyssal whips, the ancient spellbook thing, “bosses”, etc.

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>>50015714

>> No.50015744

wait could you put fat anime tits (no nudity) on the jaks
i'd rather not keep switching between tabs

>> No.50015749

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

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>>50015727
I think it’s safe. It’s not a runner. The dividend sucks. But it’s safe.

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>>50015731

>my... my post got sọyjakified??? n-noooo! why is this happening to me!

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>>50015764

>> No.50015776

>>50015764
I just sharted in my pants.
I’m a nigger, btw.

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>>50015770

>image_2022-06-28_002530786.png

>> No.50015779

>>50015755
But their revenue essentially has 100% gross margins because it’s generated from cash producing assets (pre-need trust investment). There’s 0 Cost of Goods Sold there.
It's not just safe, it's growth alone on that pre-need trust vehicle covering COGS.

>> No.50015801

Crabbing all week

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>>50015778

>> No.50015814

>>50015778
YOU WUOTED TH FILENAM, YOU ABDOLUTELY BLITHERING STUPID LITL GORILLA APE
HOW COULD ANYON BE SO FUCKN RETARDED AS YOU, YOU DUMB FUKKN GORTILA NIGGER APE

>> No.50015818

>>50015729
I'm almost 4 years on the dot.
I don't think I need to relocate. I'm in Seattle. That relocation gave me a huge pay bump initially anyway. I think I'll stick with where I am for now and just get ready for the next big step up.
Being full remote is comfy even if the company is kind of a wreck.

>> No.50015824

>>50015708
Knowing what little I know about the time it was shilled, it had a LOT of institutional ownership, and it’s price was still partially being manipulated a bit by shorts, and not even necessarily naked ones. All of that is just here say I’ve heard about it when it was originally shilled. If you believe the big money/small hat club would let it go down as much as it has recently without scooping shares right back up (and not to mention dividend) you’d be a fool not to at least DCA as another market dump keeps happening.

>> No.50015838

>>50015818
Are you SDE 1 at Amazon, or somewhere else?

>> No.50015871

>>50015824
Bro please I'm not looking for this type of naked shorting bullshit input just read a fuckin 10-K for once

>> No.50015876

>>50015838
Somewhere else.
I'm wary of Amazon since I seem to hear/read nothing good. Maybe I'll be willing to do it if i get a lot better overall so I don't end up being a hire to fire.

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I was in the wrong thread the whole time! I thought you all an hero'd from your SOXL losses.

>> No.50015949

>>50015912
Jannies are making it difficult as of late. Totally understandable.

>> No.50015953

>>50015876
>I'm wary of Amazon since I seem to hear/read nothing good.
I’ve lasted over 3 years over there.
Just stick with retail. It’s primarily AWS that’s brutal, toxic, and where all the horror stories come from
>Maybe I'll be willing to do it if i get a lot better overall so I don't end up being a hire to fire.
I don’t think “hire to fire” is really a thing.
What is a thing is recruiters feeding the interview questions to the candidate ahead of time, which results in underqualified engineers getting through the door.
I got a coworker with a MechE degree that seems to be doing fine though

>> No.50015959

ah
should've realized its just a scam when the "upcoming events" just repeat in a loop of six
anyways, i'm sure the gay sex escaped the vm and is now infecting my computer, so if you sirs would kindly do the needful and buy me some siga when it dips to two dollars tomorrow, i will reward you handsomely after i reciprocate it's pride

>> No.50015960

>>50015912
I'm considering it

>> No.50015970
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Cock pics or soijacks. Take your pick /smg/

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>>50015912
>I thought you all an hero'd from your SOXL losses
Kek
You mean SIGA, no? My SOXL stack is chilling. I bought last week.

>> No.50015988

>>50015970
Cock pics, you stupid nigger.
You already knew the answer.

>> No.50015992

>>50015970
That autist who spergs out on green days that believes he is being targeted by glowies had one thing correct, this thread is full of assholes.

>> No.50016002

>>50015988
Im not posting my cock anymore because im afraid someone will save it and spam it like theyre doing to rocker
Someone PLEASE serve scoops his masculine penis! On the double!

>> No.50016004

>>50014223
PUSSY GEL PUSSY GEL PUSSY GEL PUSSY GEL

>> No.50016015

>>50016002
Ah, yes, I do remember posting that.
Please do post it, sirs.

>> No.50016035

>>50014268
He doxxed his home address too kek

>> No.50016061

>>50015992
>MMeehhhUrRr! I’m complaining about the thread in the thread!

How do you think your complaints help improve the board. I’m betting you don’t have many IRL friends you actually spend time with.

>> No.50016068

Thank god I'm too drunk to understand markets

>> No.50016071

>>50016061
I am not complaining at all. In fact I completely support the deterioration on dialog into spite and shit covered wojaks.

>> No.50016076 [DELETED] 

>>50014268
pee pee
poo poo
i hate niggers
buy soxl
my name is scoops
i literally set my password to nigger

>> No.50016087

>>50015953
I get concerned about being under qualified though. Won't you get shit canned if you're not good enough?

>> No.50016100

Test 1234

>> No.50016106

>>50015620
Answer the question, frog.

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SUCK DONG CLEAN DONG REPEAT NIGGER TRANNIES

>> No.50016112

>>50016035
You should post that too kek

>>50016087
You get 6 months of runway for getting back in shape.
Many cases exist of engineers lasting 5-7 years here. Longer than 5 years is crazy though, unless you’ve cracked into/beyond the sr. SDE level, which is a feat of its own

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CLEANNNNING CAWKS4FREE BROS

>> No.50016122

desd

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Futes are slowly reversing haha

>> No.50016131

xiaomi

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BIG DICKS TO CLEAN

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Cawk cleaning crew assemble!

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test

>> No.50016148

Not a fag but i really need to respect this niggers commitment
Death to jannies

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WHO YA GINNA CALL? CAWK CLEANERS DANAHA DA NAH NUH NUH CAWK CLEANERS!

>> No.50016156

Okay but what does this all mean for PLTR?

>> No.50016160
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>>50016128
Futes don't mean shit bro.

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CLEAN THIS COCK. I HAVE NO MONEY BUT I HEARD THAT WONT BE A PROBLEM!

>> No.50016175

At least post your Dick's sporting goods position

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DONG FOR THE DONG CLEANERS

>> No.50016187
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Holy fuck you cock spammers make the monkey torture guy look good.

>> No.50016188

>>50016148
It is true dedication... I mean... imagine visiting a fast food restaurant, ordering one Coke, then sitting in the corner with your laptop and using their wifi to spam dick picks until you get banned.... and then driving down the road to the next restaurant and doing it again...
It's an unprecedented level of malignant autism. Psychiatrists should study this person and publish a paper.

>> No.50016195

>>50016128
Bobos were warned that we were oversold and that everything had been priced in, that the fed was not tapering and still buying, but they didn't want to listen, bye bye bobos, /smg/ is going to be even more empty when they're gone.

>> No.50016203

>>50015578
>>50015729
Oldschool Runescape is actually based. It is one of the few games that didn't succumb to the skinner box techniques of modern gaming.
Modern Wow is just a skinner box with a billion dailies that you have to complete so that you feel that you are "achieving" something. This applies to 99% of modern games though.

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TRIM THIS BUSH, ILL GIVE U A NICE TIP TRANNIES...YNBAW

>> No.50016209

>>50016188
ACK remains the most mentally ill human I've spoken to

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>>50016188
You really think someone would go on the internet and save a ton of pictures of dicks just to post them in a public place on a stock general thread???

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I STEAL WIFI FROM THE MEXICAN FAMILY NEXT DOOR NIGGERS

>> No.50016224

>>50016195
*dabs*

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>>50016156
PLTR is my magnum opus. No fud can pry it from my grasp. I’m buying Amazon at $30 for $9. Google at $50 for $9. PLTR is the Best Buy right now. Cap this to make fun of me in 5 years.

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CLEAN MY OFF TOPIC POST AGAIN JANNIES. U GET MORE COCKS. FUCKING KIKE LOVING FAGGOTS

>> No.50016235

>>50016216
No, I don't really think that.

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LOOK AT THIS JEWISH COCK BROS. CLEAN THIS DONG

>> No.50016239

>>50016224
did you enjoy your little -0.20 day for the DOW mr.tripfaggot? it was a good time to exit your inverse bags

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JANNY SIMPS DIE FIRST

>> No.50016254

>>50016237
>>50016229
>>50016221
>>50016202
>>50016181
>>50016163
Based

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SUCK THIS DICK BOY
Niiiiiiger niiiiger niiiiiger

>> No.50016278

>>50016203
>Oldschool Runescape is actually based. It is one of the few games that didn't succumb to the skinner box techniques of modern gaming.
This a joke?
The entire runescape experience is a skinner box grindfest. There are very few situations in runescape where skill comes into play.

>> No.50016279
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>girlfriend asks me what I'm doing on my phone
>talking about stocks
>looks at my phone and sees a thread full of dicks
>incredibly awkward silence
>walks away
I fucking hate you guys

>> No.50016284

At least post some nightmare fuel post OP trannies instead of some boring dick picks.

>> No.50016291

>>50016278
Ganking noobs in the pvp zone and stealing their shit requires skill. So does scamming people in trades.

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Bros should we just move to some other website that respects free speech? Maybe if we make our own thread in /b/ they'll leave us alone? What do? This is unbearable and I want a divorce.

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I am investing in this stock.

>> No.50016322

>>50016279
It's good for you in the long run

>> No.50016325
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Most of my neighbors are cracking their windows open because there’s no fucking A/C…
I also absolutely fucking hate this building and think the landlords are toxic parasites…
Most of my neighbors are probably brown.
What songs should I blare for them?

I’m thinking Friday, Never Gonna Give You Up, other obnoxious shit.
Screamo/heavy metal seems to obvious

Maybe just a long ass country music playlist?

>> No.50016339

>>50016278
Runescape is a grindfest, but it isn't a skinner box. You do whatever the fuck you want to do because it seems interesting to you.
In modern games you don't play the game to play the game, but rather to complete whatever the daily quests, mission etc. wants you to complete. Just look at WOW where you have DOZENS of daily/weekly shit to do.
If you want to hit 99 in mining because you like to click on rocks that's your thing. It is different from games where you log in daily, click on rocks because that's what today's daily quest is, so that in a week you can collect the reward from having completed 7 daily quests in a row.
"Ranked" is another way of conditioning people to invest time in the skinner box. Instead of having fun with the game you are focused on "getting better" and raising your rank.
Oldschool runescape isn't predatory in its design, this can't be said about almost every modern game (indie games are exceptions to this).

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>>50016325
Nothing breaks the psyche more than unusually happy music on repeat. Like let's say "Jingle Bell Rock", "Macarena", "Tequila!", that "Easy Street" song from the Walking Dead.
Something something SOXL this IS stock related.

t. CIA agent

>> No.50016379

>>50016350
HCS-P briefed?

>> No.50016381

>>50016350
By Tequila, do you mean the following?
https://youtu.be/U_JFLb1IItM

>Jingle Bell Rock
I really, really like this one…
I think I’m gonna play a Christmas music playlist and just fucking loop that shit on full blast.
That’ll have winter ruined for them too because that shit was already looped all fucking summer

>> No.50016385

>>50016350
Buddy of mine that is a navy seal told me they played easy street daily during bud/s

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>>50016381
Kek yeah that's it. A few hours of this and it's over.

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Looks like the government is stepping in to bail put the broken markets

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Guys I think I might have Schizoid Personality Disorder. How can I use this to become a better investor?

>> No.50016470
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Can a moderator deputize me as a temporary janny?
I'm tired of seeing wangs on my /biz/

>> No.50016490
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50016490

ANONS HOLD THE LINE

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR A DEFCON 1 SHILLSTORM

OPENAI TOLD SUNWAY ABOUT THE ART OF WAR

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE GETTING UNSOLICITED DICKPICKS

NO REFUNDS

BUY GME

checkem.

>> No.50016495

hello smg
I can see by the contents of this thread that tomorrow will be another nothingburger
goodbye smg
see you wednesday

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>>50016396
It’s on, motherfucker.
Looping just that one single song.

>> No.50016498

>>50016460
Well, schizoids have a lack of interest in relationships or social contact so that can be an advantage to not care what people think about a stock and to research the fundamentals to find one before the the broad mass of investors pays attention to it.

>> No.50016518

>>50016470
You sound like an absolute pussy that will never make anything of their life, t b h

>> No.50016530

>>50016279
funny, but you don't have a girlfriend

>> No.50016538

>>50016498
Hmm, last time I did that, I ended up with VIVE

>> No.50016545

>>50016339
I don't disagree with that, but perhaps I have a different interpretation of what it means to be a skinner box. The basic principal is clicking a button or performing some other trivial task and then getting some positive stimulus, a reward. Ideally there's some random element.
In runescape, the core of the game is clicking buttons in repeating patterns to become increasingly powerful. There's also high scores tracking experience and all sorts of other metrics at this point.

WoW has over time inserted some predatory upgrade mechanics as well, and then throws some time gating on top to force daily/weekly habits. Stuff like titan-forging random rewards from any loot, anywhere was definitely very skinner box like. Weekly raids as well in a way, with the limited windows and rng loot.
Where I separate wow is that the gameplay to get most of the relevant rewards that people playing the game actually tend to aim for, it requires skill. Skill is as much a factor as any grinding done, if not more so.

I'm not sure there's any precise definition of what makes a game a "skinner-box" though. It's mostly a buzzword.

>> No.50016553

>>50016545
>The basic principal is clicking a button or performing some other trivial task and then getting some positive stimulus, a reward
you just described video games. i didnt read the rest of your post

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What the fucking fuck is going in this thread

>> No.50016587

>>50016553
Most games have an element of timing, and perhaps sequencing or prioritizing different button presses based on context. In other words most games require skill. That level of complexity is the key differentiator.

Most of the runescape gameplay experience is skill-less.

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>jannies ban everyone who wants to have normal discussion
>end up upsetting an autist
>people who want a normal discussion just sit their bans out resulting in dead /smg/
>autist ban evades and spams dicks

Can you fucking retards just leave and go moderate some tranny shithole instead? Let the autist get bored and stop touching our fucking general when it's not needed.

8. Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

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>>50016538
>Hmm, last time I did that, I ended up with a dying trash company with declining everything
You should know how to evaluate a company based on its fundamentals.

>> No.50016611

>>50016595
Hey buddy, check this out:
>>50014268

>> No.50016632

>>50016545
>In runescape, the core of the game is clicking buttons in repeating patterns to become increasingly powerful.
That is every game ever. You click a button, a animation plays and something happens. Sure some games requieres fast reactions or W/e but it is the same in principal.
How is Runescape different from Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley? You only click buttons and wait for something to happen.
Runescape doesn't condition you to do anything, which is the definition of a skinner box. If you suffer from Aspergers and actually enjoy the grind to 99, then that is just you enjoying the things you enjoy, even if it is fucking stupid.
Wow is different because it deliberately abuses psychological shortcomings in (low IQ) people that are susceptible to these predatory techniques to squeeze as much playtime and money out of you. They study psychology just to try and fuck you.

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>>50014945
It won't be a meme stock for much longer.

Cases are near 5000 already and rising. Traces of monke are already in our water supply(San Francisco) and its mutated over 50 times this year. Expect the price to explode by August.

>> No.50016655 [DELETED] 

>>50016611
FUKKN STOP USIGN MY TRIPCODE, YOU FLAT FOOTED, STUPID ASS, TOOTH SUCKN NIGGERMONKEY!!
GODDAMMIT I CSN FKN HEAR YOU CHEWING!!! I CAN FUKN HEAR THE KFC AND WATERMLN FROM THE FKN WAY YOU TYPE YOU GOTILLA ASS NIGGERMONKEY!!

>> No.50016666

>>50016655
Shut the fuck up. I’m the real scoops now.

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What am i shorting tomorrow?

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>>50016640
forgot to add pic related

But seriously buy and pump into SIGA as much as you fucking can right now. The rest of the markets will get slaughtered soon too if they insist on doing another pandemic.

>> No.50016694

>>50016676
>Honkey Pox

>> No.50016731

>>50016640
>>50016676
Shut up

>> No.50016742

>>50016595
Autism is a powerful tool we have learned. Jannies please fuck off so we can enjoy saying nigger without being interupted by 10 hard cocks

>> No.50016745

Yo, why the fuck are there a shit ton of dick pics in /smg/?

I can’t fucking trust you people with anything.

>> No.50016756

>>50016745
Excuse me, sir, could you please look over here?
>>50014268

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>>50016745
Why would someone post this? JFC

>> No.50016765

>>50016756
STOP DOING THAT, YOU FUKN TOOTH SUCKING NIGGERMONKEY!!

>> No.50016767

>>50016632
>Runescape doesn't condition you to do anything, which is the definition of a skinner box.
Runescape has the same randomized loot, and also a lot of randomness with exp gains in many cases - timing to mine some rock, or damage dealt to monsters. Technically runescape even has time gating with farming, miscellania kingdom, and they literally added dailies, loot boxes, and all the modern microtransaction trash into the current runescape release.
I'm assuming you're defending OSRS, but if that's the comparison then it'd be more accurate to compare against wow classic. It seems your only issue is the idea that WoW is actively "conditioning" behavior, but you don't have an actual concept of what it means to condition a response. Someone in runescape is conditioned to kill a monster on their ironman until they randomly get a drop at some point, just like someone playing wow is conditioned to farm dailies until they hit some quota. The only difference is you think WoW devs did it on purpose, and apparently runescape devs just went in blind making their loot tables. Realistically what reason is there for any player to kill a monster more than once? What satisfaction do they get? They're just getting hooked on the gambling aspect, looking for that big hit.

They both have skinner box mechanics.
For the record, I used to enjoy both games. I still go back and play runescape occassionally.

>> No.50016775

>>50016595
Idiot jannies got butthurt and banned me for responding to a post that the Abortion decision got overruled.
Remember Jannies, you are pieces of shit and YWNBAW but at least the high salary ($0) is worth it I guess.

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>>50016775
Ya they are the worst.

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>IV on VIX contracts

>> No.50016806

This thread is absolute cancer.

I can’t believe I’m gonna say this but I miss the GME days

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>futures
So when is the crash happening?
Before september?

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>>50016806
I agree

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>>50016731
Again, buy and invest into anything medical right now. Even pitcher plant stocks will rise sky high if enough people get sick from the soon-to-be pandemic happening within months time.

>> No.50016878

>>50016823
You seen the futures chart in the past 30 minutes? Looks like this lad's dick except green.

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>>50016854
Lmao penis fingers.

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>>50016878
Nah I'm all in gaysex. Your jewish charts mean nothing to me. I have ascended to levels the goy will never experience. The only thing that matters to me is munkeypox being detected in sewage

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>>50016878
who did this

>> No.50016952

>>50016878
Oil looking pretty strong tonight.

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>>50016924
We both know who did that.

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Ma futes doin a Lil sumn sumn....

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>>50015814

>YOU WUOTED TH FILENAM, YOU ABDOLUTELY BLITHERING STUPID LITL GORILLA APE
>HOW COULD ANYON BE SO FUCKN RETARDED AS YOU, YOU DUMB FUKKN GORTILA NIGGER APE

>> No.50016979

Bro I need tomorrow to be red. Why do futures continue like this.

You know what. I'm going to save 20k and start trading futures. I will use a demo account until then to learn.

>> No.50016993

>>50016979
>trading futures
Next thing youll say is you wanna trade forex,idiot

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Yeah, Im thinking we're back

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>>50016999
Very nice post

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Anybody else banned yet by the thing?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wby5lMWQ1ZA

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>>50016999
Checked, SPX 4100 today. Bobos will learn that everything was priced in for 6 straight months of dumping the hard way.

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>>50016993
Bro I fucking will.

I make 120k a year. No debt. I don't want to program until I'm 40. This is the only way out.

I can stomach huge loses without blinking an eye. I turned 5k into 20k last couple weeks on options then lost 10k and stopped. I need to learn more and pace myself.

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Id check

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>>50016979
LMAO you finna be heemed nigga
>>50016999
Nice ice cream cone, mind if I open a can of dr pepper?

>> No.50017067

>bulls euphoric
>spx sub 4000
Lol

>> No.50017085

>>50017057
Who cares.

I may lose awhile but it's worth the risk to learn.

I have a good mentorship class youtube channel. ICT mentorship, guy seems legit, free, no frills, friend swears by him.

I'm tired of wage slave, even if its for 120k. What do I do this until I'm 65? And then get eaten alive by inflation?

I need to learn to trade properly and I can if I focus, so I can make millions within a few years.

>> No.50017086

>>50017045
lets go 1

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>>50017067
You asked for it

>> No.50017091

>>50017027
What has improved? Seriously.

>> No.50017096

Yo what happened to futures?

>> No.50017103

Tomorrow will be another algo fucking crab day.

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>>50017067
>bulls euphoric
Not a single bull itt,schizo

>> No.50017112

>>50017091
The market is forward looking, we've priced in all the bad things that can possibly happen, and we're currently pricing in the end of rate hikes.

>> No.50017118

>>50017096
Retards believe the Fed will pivot soon. No selling pressure. Once oil keeps mooning and JPOW hammers in another hike + hawkish tone + QT continues, these fucks will get BTFO.

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>>50017112
>we've priced in all the bad things that can possibly happen

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>>50017118
Do they seriously have no idea?

I used to be retarded bagholder here because I started during the bottom of pandemic and thought stocks went up forever.

Then I saw nio drop from 65 to 30 after holding since 9. I learned. I looked at the graphs. You don't need to be bull or bear. You can be both and make money easy, in and out.

Bagholding is a meme. You should buy at the true bottom if you want stock, in 1 to 2 years.

>> No.50017145

>>50017118
I can’t believe this market is that stupid. I’m so fucking sick and tired of this shit and this thread. The market is gonna give me an ulcer while this thread is slowly taking my sanity.

I just need to make it so I can’t leave this hell hole.

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>>50017118
>they just have to let everything break and start a great reset okay, they have to, inflation is 8.6 percent we HAVE to destroy ALL the liquidity, the economy has to go and they're going to do it, why? because I say so, you're wrong, what do you mean jerome powell is a spineless faggot who's already blinked and buying more mortgage backed securities and bonds instead of selling them? f-fuck you my puts are bleeding I want an exit dump NOW
>>50017133
yes, we are oversold, unless 2008-2 materializes or putin launches a nuke, we're rebounding. deal with it boboniggers.

>> No.50017152

>>50017112
"Pricing in" includes share buybacks that are sometimes funded with bond issues. In 2020, the fed was directly buying corporate bond ETFs. Look at QLTA and HYG and where they're headed.

>> No.50017158

>>50017142
I do this for a living. I know how it works. Efficient market hypothesis is trash and the Fed is retarded. They will tighten into a recession and stonks will be murdered. Then when all assets have been decimated they may pivot but then too late. Nasdaq below Covid lows easily

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OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
OH WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

>> No.50017165

>>50017148
> yes, we are oversold, unless 2008-2 materializes or putin launches a nuke, we're rebounding. deal with it boboniggers.

Pure bull cope. The economy is in the shitter while companies still have high forward P/Es. This ride is just beginning but you bugs can’t seem to see that.

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>>50017148
Not even a bobo,you can't even predict what happens tomorrow and you're saying We're rebounding? Did you buy calls? or are you just coping here

>> No.50017172

>>50017148
0% chance we rebound to new highs. This is a classic bear market rally to sucker in amateurs like you

>> No.50017182

>>50017158
What do you trade? Futures or options?

Weeklies or long dated?

I like spx quick in and out 0dte. Seems to work best for me. Dangerous though to get wrong. Need tight stop loss.

>> No.50017191

>>50017148
the trajectory of that shell in that picture would indicate he is a right hand man firing a left handed gun. That’s irritating

>> No.50017207

>>50017152
lows where they rebound from, can you seriously not tell its the bottom?
>>50017165
the economy being in the shitter is a myth, there are plenty of jobs, plenty of employment, housing rebounded after 6 months of declining sales. get your head out of your ass and go outside.
>>50017168
We've been rebounding since last week, there is nothing left to dump for. anyone could predict that's not schizo tier delusions
>>50017172
no one said new highs retard
>>50017191
golgo is the best and once shot a guy thru the ass because he was in an armored car to blow his brains out

>> No.50017223

>>50017207
> the economy being in the shitter is a myth, there are plenty of jobs, plenty of employment, housing rebounded after 6 months of declining sales. get your head out of your ass and go outside.

Cope, I touch grass every day. I know how fucked it is.

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>>50017207
>it's the bottom
Oh okay,you're plain stupid
You're in for a third hole

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>>50017207
forgot image

>> No.50017240

>>50017207
Lol again, I do this shit everyday. I know more than you bc it’s literally my job to. So go on and DCA into the market then remember Anon told you what was coming.

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>>50016655
By the all caps funny ass rage typing that I see, this has to be the real scoops. Surely. KEK

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Here, idk if I believe it but still

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>>50017223
>I-I know its going to crash any day now I may be early but I'm not wrong
>>50017226
the bottom was SPX 3,636.87 retard, we're rebounding and leaving retards like you behind bagholding worthless puts
>>50017240
No one who talks like this knows anything, and even if this is your job, professionals underperform reddit even in bear markets.

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>>50017207
>can you seriously not tell its the bottom?
I don't know. I have an algo running to swing trade.

>> No.50017268

>>50017027
You're literally a bobo, the larp is so over the top it's obvious.

>> No.50017274

>stocks
>without a dividend
that's a gamble

>> No.50017281

Cock poster is boeing anon. Rocker sold him out hahaha

>> No.50017285

>>50017182
Options like 0 DTEs and weeklies are basically your sports gambling fix.
Futures are also crack cocaine given the leverage. Most people burn their account pretty quick. So I’d say avoid.
If you really want to short, try a few months out puts. Capped loss where as shorting the stock is potentially unlimited loss.
Otherwise, trading shit that’s hot on the long side is where you can make big $.
The hardest part is the mind games and not blowing your $$ on revenge trading or not taking a loss quickly. That’s how you end up bag holding like Anon above who thinks the bottom is in.

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>>50017268
How dare you call me a bobo, die.

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>>50017274
Stock buybacks are a stealth dividend.

>> No.50017302

>>50017253
Lol not trying to be an ass here, you just don’t know wtf you are talking about. Bottom is not in, this is a bear market rally, JPOW is going to murder assets including stocks to “get inflation under control”. Simple as that.

>> No.50017307

i lik gamescop :)

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>>50017285
See I like looking at liquidity levels, watching small movements and chart patterns that indicate a move. In and out. I dont want to be holding overnight. Or really longer than 30 minutes to a hour.

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Anybody hear want to talk about options and/or insurance? UwU

>> No.50017331

>>50017302
No he's not, we've been over this, he's buying bonds and MBSs instead of selling them, the senate has him by the balls recorded admitting he can't fix inflation, and that attempting to would cause a recession. Even if he continues with more rate hikes and/or actually tapers the balance sheet, its priced in, its been 6 months bobo, move on already.

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https://youtu.be/Iv7C5uzFh8s
SMG UPDATE FOR SCOOPSIES

>> No.50017366

Is bobo okay?

>> No.50017367

>>50017327
here*

>> No.50017368

My wife thinks I'm secretly gay when she saw me browsing this thread, thanks you useless fucks

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>>50017307
Any good reason to like gamescop? I honestly don't know.

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>>50017366
They're seething because their puts are expiring worthless, just like Mads in Casino Royale, but they didn't try to blow up a jumbo jet, they just read marketwatch headlines about "10 REASONS WHY WE'RE HEADED FOR A SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION sponsored by Yellowtail Wines" and kept buying puts/holding SQQQ

>> No.50017396

>>50017368
I told my wife I posted cocks all day at work and she asked if thats why I didn't text her more. Kek

>> No.50017402

>tfw the jews arent lying about globalization ending and that the past decades since WW2 are unironically going to be seen as a golden age

>> No.50017403

>>50017162
OIL? OIL.

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Captcha Std08

>> No.50017414

>>50017403
Futures up 2%

>> No.50017419

muh cvx calls finna do sum sum today bros?

>> No.50017438

>>50017419
Yes. Plunge when Biden says he got 60 votes for a windfall profits tax.

>> No.50017439

>>50017162
OIL chads make my life better

>> No.50017444

>>50017331
Priced in = efficient market = trash imo. That’s how people make $ in the market. Google George Soros thoughts on it. Yea he’s a globohomo but he can trade no doubt.
Also, if you’re looking at the balance sheet growing still, that’s bc previous purchases prior to QT need to settle.

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>>50017253

>> No.50017452

Anybody use IBKR API?

I can't make this work and have to manually exchange currencies:
https://interactivebrokers.github.io/tws-api/hedging.html

>> No.50017453

>>50017172
I hate it when people ascribe market movements to deliberate actions
You sound like a fucking idiot

>> No.50017461

>>50017444
>previous purchases prior to QT need to settle
Is the bond market really so inefficient that it takes months to settle? Wut

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>>50017444
nice wasted quads, and that sounds like cope im just posting the new buys from last week again.

>> No.50017510

>>50017448
how dare you disrespect Hunter-sama, he's clearly a WASP and not a jew

>> No.50017511

>2AM comes around
>everything pumps
hmmm

>> No.50017524

NEW
>>50017522
>>50017522
>>50017522
>>50017522

>> No.50017527

>>50017511
jpow is doing stealth QE

>> No.50017972

>>50017045
Yall