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50011919 No.50011919 [Reply] [Original]

>I JUST SIGNED UP FOR A 30 YEAR PAYMENT PLAN THAT MEANS I OWN IT OMG IM SO RICH

>> No.50011982
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50011982

>>50011919
Has anyone ever told you this shit just isn't funny and makes you look like you're seething with jealousy that people own houses?

>> No.50012004

>>50011982
I don't care

>> No.50012335

>>50011982
I think they’re pretty funny lmao

>> No.50012371

>>50011919
We'll look back as this time being The Great Divide. Those that own property and those that.... Don't. The gap is widening so much that it puts property owners on another level that everyone else can never redeem themselves

>> No.50012484

>>50011982
t. debtslave

>> No.50012638

As a homeowner with a 30 year mortgage, tradwife, two small children, and a zestimate up 60%, this is pretty funny

>> No.50012652

I own 2 of em
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.50012656

Imagine people paying as much for rent and after 30 years they don't even own it.

>> No.50012655

>>50012638
>tradwife
How big is her penis?

>> No.50012704

anyone have some zestimate meme's?

>> No.50012728

>>50011919
ive got 6 mortgages im in so deep on leverage bros but i got some yuppie gen z IT guys who never miss a rent payment so i think im gonna make it i dropped out of high school never had a job LOL

>> No.50013141

>>50012004
Typical woman

>> No.50013217

>>50011982
>with jealousy that people own houses?
They don't own it unless they paid off the whole mortgage, retard

>> No.50013349

>>50011982
>Stop laughing at me, you're just MAD!!!!!!!

>> No.50013426
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>HONEY, GUESS WHAT??? THAT HOUSE WEVE BEEN LOOKING AT.....IS NEAR A BARCADE!!!!! HOW HECKIN'COOL IS THAT. GET THIS, WE CAN PLAY OUR CHILDHOOD GAMES AND DRINK....AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

>> No.50013494

>>50013217
You are very bad at finance

>> No.50013555

>>50011919
>He didn't get insurance that covers the cost if he gets into an accident
It's fucking easy anon, you get yourself a nice car on a super low low payment plan then after 1-2 years you get into an "accident" and have it written off and do it all over again
you can get a 2016-2018 for 3k

>> No.50013847

>>50011919
the irony is that I just did that today fml

>> No.50013892

>>50012728
Hope you lose everything in the coming crash
Everything

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>>50011982
They're funny because "HOMEOWNER" is in the profile of every forever-alone woman on Tinder, etc. You would know this as a man, which you aren't because your remark is quite feminine, and the... whatever... in your picrel is quite forced itself, thereby providing myself and perhaps others with giggles at the irony and, dare I say, projection, Ms. HOMEOWNER.

>> No.50014022

>>50013494
you are retarded and a coper

>> No.50014041

>>50012004
based

>> No.50014176

>>50012371
You mean The Great Divide that only lasted 2 years before everything crashed back to normal again?

>> No.50014259

>>50011982
i love the Zestimate memes. You are lame

>> No.50014290

>>50013892
Then he'd have the same as you have before, during AND after the crash. loser.

>> No.50014329

>I love these zestimate memes
Said literally nobody ever, what's with this new type of tranny astroturfing?

>> No.50014343

>>50012004
I'll give this a based as well

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>>50011919
>THAT MEANS I OWN IT
Yes, that is what it means, though the details of ownership vary depending on the state you're living in.
Although even if I concede for the sake of argument that buying a house using a loan doesn't count as actually buying a house, the non-ownership of that house would still be a much better arrangement than renting an apartment.
Obvious main reason for that is you get a fixed rate for as long as 30 years on your mortgage if you're in the US, while rent can basically be raised as much as your landlord feels like raising it.
Also, provided you made the house you bought isn't in an HOA neighborhood then you're able to do mostly whatever you want to or with the property, as opposed to a rented apartment where the landlord can do random inspections and fine you for smoking or not cleaning well enough.
And worst of all, with an apartment you're paying money every month and getting nothing back for it except your current time living there. Even if it takes a full 30 years for some procrastinator to pay off his mortgage the slow way that's still a lot better than renting for 30 years and having nothing still at the end of that 30 years. Even just a fraction of a property's worth built up in equity is more than what the renter gets for what are otherwise very similar looking monthly payments.