AMC thread

[Anonymous No.50005973]

[Anonymous No.50006135]

lmao

[Anonymous No.50006442]

lol

[Anonymous No.50006448]

>>50005973
Summer again
FUCK

[Anonymous No.50007403]

GMEs on Suicide watch

[Anonymous No.50007591]

>>50007403
yeah, we amchads don’t need a general every day

[Anonymous No.50007621]

niggers only thread I guess . no white man would ever buy AMShit

[Anonymous No.50007648]

Have a bump for salty GME virgins lmao

[Anonymous No.50007690]

>>50005973
I made a couple hundred bucks off of the short squeeze, it was pretty fun desu
It was while I was driving down the 80 through Wyoming, so i'd stop every hour or so when I got reception and check the price. Good times.

[Anonymous No.50007768]

>>50007690
How does it feel knowing every time you sold you were making poor single mothers into bagholders and preventing their mulatto sons from ever going to college?

[Anonymous No.50007782]

>>50007648
based
>>50007690
also based, this is about profit not a fairytale movement

[Anonymous No.50007922]

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my AMC tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, AMC go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into AMC, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to r/amcstonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Adam Aron gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Adam Aron," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on r/amcstonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

[Anonymous No.50008420]

>>50007922
>*Adam Aron gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Adam Aron," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on r/amcstonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

[Anonymous No.50008481]

>>50005973
>>50007922
What the hell is wrong with you people? How can you turn owning a certain stock into a Qanon tier cult?

[Anonymous No.50008536]

>>50008481
It's not like they have anything else giving their lives meaning.

[Anonymous No.50008586]

>>50008481
people who own AMC don’t make a daily thread, it’s hardly cult-like here at least

[Anonymous No.50009103]

>>50008586
they did, but gave up because the schizos moved on

[Anonymous No.50010387]

>>50005973
i bought 255 shares at 12.00 a few days ago
im completely clueless
should i sell? im up 500

[Anonymous No.50010453]

>>50010387
sure, it’s probably going back down by wednesday