/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50000830]

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>Educational sites:
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https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
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https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.50000850]

>SIGA

[Anonymous No.50000854]

darkie hands baked this bread

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50000857]

i dont know whats fake and gay anymore

[Anonymous No.50000869]

>>50000830
Cope bobo it's the weakest dump ever

[Anonymous No.50000870]

dawg if you havent bought CCXI yet are you even really investing?

[Anonymous No.50000874]

>Market opens on a Monday after a green Friday
>"Whelp time dump"

[Anonymous No.50000878]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.50000884]

WHAT THE FUCK SIGA SISTERS I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO $100

[Anonymous No.50000889]

>>50000850
I’m buying more this week
How low will it go?

[Anonymous No.50000891]

>>50000878
Damn, I was hoping it'd be ironically over. As a joke.

[Anonymous No.50000896]

>>50000874
Sell. Every. Rip.

[Anonymous No.50000897]

Excuse me gentlemen, but when does ASTR go to the moon?

[Anonymous No.50000900]

lol oil

[Anonymous No.50000911]

[Anonymous No.50000912]

>>50000884
WHO declared it's not a pandemic and the rate of multiplication has collapsed. It's Ogre.

[Anonymous No.50000917]

>>50000900
Oh, I've been holding the chart upside down this whole time.

[Anonymous No.50000918]

>>50000884
you bought the wrong biotech chud. CCXI CHADS are the ones going to the moon

[Anonymous No.50000919]

>>50000854

[Anonymous No.50000921]

What’s X doing this week

[Anonymous No.50000920]

vix about to dump

[Anonymous No.50000925]

>>50000900
what a shitshow

[Anonymous No.50000927]

>>50000884
Not a matter of if, only when

[Anonymous No.50000929]

>>50000897
I warned you all it was a shit stock. Your only alpha is from frontrunning Russell rebalancing? Lol. Just, lmao.

[Anonymous No.50000935]

>Taiwan in talks to buy vaccine, medication for mpox

new copium just dropped, sigabros

[Anonymous No.50000944]

>>50000919
another darkie

[Anonymous No.50000948]

Look at uranium go. The schizos were right.

[Anonymous No.50000949]

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.50000957]

bobo getting excited on -0.30%
yeah i think the dump is over

[Anonymous No.50000965]

>>50000900
They thought they could control oil's price.

Now oil will control their prices.

[Anonymous No.50000966]

>>50000889
I just slurped more at 11.05 to get my cost basis down. Take this opportunity as a gift, we're gonna bounce violently after this shakeout.

[Anonymous No.50000975]

>>50000925
*shitcoin
fify

[Anonymous No.50000977]

>>50000850
>>50000884
>>50000935
WHO committee is led by an African doctor chair
the conditions to be declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern are:
>extraordinary event
>international spread of disease
>requires coordinated international response to contain it
it met every single criteria; however.. because the chair is African, he insisted to advisory panel that they were wrong, because it's not extraordinary
argued that it's been endemic to Africa for decades, who cares that it is now rapidly spreading for the first time in 50+ countries - it's NOT extraordinary!!!11 How dare you call it extraordinary now that it's affecting rich white countries!! It wasn't extraordinary when it was just in Africa!!!111
I'm not joking. This is literally why they didn't call it a PHEIC.
Entirely political, save face, remain "woke" decision
other doctors that were on the panel have already taken to talking to the media (such as Dr. Gregg Gonsalves) saying that it was very misguided, that they're making a mistake by not declaring PHEIC, that this was the last chance to contain it
the WHO reports are littered with lines like "although many disagreed" "although many voiced different opinions, we were able to reach consensus"
must have been a major shitstorm in the meeting,
many retail had bought in anticipation of PHEIC, so are panic selling
South Korea is in talks to buy 5 million doses of tecovirimat
Taiwan is in talks to buy tecovirimat
the EU is in talks to buy tecovirimat
countries now see how vulnerable they are and will want stockpiles of smallpox / monkeypix antivirals + vaccines
Korea has 35 million smallpox vaccines on standby for perspective - 5 million tecovirimat courses for their stockpile is reasonable
it will not happen all at once
lots of volatility
great buying opportunity today / next few days, if it dips further I will continue to buy more
it's inevitable, regardless of cases, regardless of WHO - countries want their stockpile, just in case

[Anonymous No.50000980]

>>50000830

[Anonymous No.50000993]

>>50000850
>>50000884
>>50000935
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220627005412/en/WHO-Makes-Bad-Decision-on-Monkeypix-says-AHF
>WHO Makes Bad Decision on Monkeypix, says AHF
>AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) today called on the World Health Organization (WHO) to declare the monkeypix outbreak a public health emergency of international concern (PHEIC) after the global health institution failed to classify the infectious disease outbreak as a global health emergency at a meeting of the International Health Regulations (2005) (IHR) Emergency Committee on June 25.
>“When international resources flow to address a disease, and when investment for research on that specific disease increases, it raises public awareness of the problem – a declaration of a public health emergency of international concern is necessary for this public awareness to happen,” said AHF President Michael Weinstein. “We urge the WHO to reconvene the Committee and implore it to reconsider its decision so people globally will start taking precautionary measures to protect themselves against monkeypix. This includes governments actively providing public health advice to the most at-risk populations. Otherwise, monkeypix won’t be considered an emergency. This is a prime example of ‘it’s better safe than so sorry.’”

[Anonymous No.50000999]

>>50000980
PLEASE MR SNIBS GO BACK INTO YOUR HOLE

[Anonymous No.50001000]

>>50000944
bro is legit obsessed with us
sorry you got bullied/cucked/mogged/ by a non white or whatever the fuck

[Anonymous No.50001007]

>>50000966
Glad I bought Best Foods now.

[Anonymous No.50001020]

I need some advice

[Anonymous No.50001025]

>>50001020
On what

[Anonymous No.50001030]

>>50001000
you outted yourself jamal, you didn't have to reply to my post but you just can't help yourself. its that subhuman iq

[Anonymous No.50001033]

>>50000869
Last time I checked we are in a bear market, not a bull market.

[Anonymous No.50001038]

>>50001020
Make sure to always eat protein after a workout.

[Anonymous No.50001041]

>>50001025
How you know forsure you’re gonna get v&?

[Anonymous No.50001043]

Test

[Anonymous No.50001045]

>>50000993
Might be bullish for SIGA in a few weeks, if it indeed was a bad decision, since it will make the problem worse for faggots.

[Anonymous No.50001057]

I'm a simple man. I want a strong dollar and steady oil prices to pump OXY.

[Anonymous No.50001060]

>>50001020
Call your mother more often.

[Anonymous No.50001063]

>>50001000
You don't have to be White to hate niggers.
In fact it's pretty much everyone.

[Anonymous No.50001065]

bros I'm thinking of fomoing into a real estate penny stock that's down 90 percent over the year but is quickly gaining traction again
I'm retarded though and don't actually know what I'm doing
Do I do it?

[Anonymous No.50001066]

>>50001030
no shit imma call you out for being an obsessed cracker
stay seething piggy

[Anonymous No.50001072]

>>50001020
eat your veggies

[Anonymous No.50001081]

>>50001060
>>50001038
>>50001025
I saw something I shouldn’t have seen

[Anonymous No.50001082]

>>50001020
Just be yourself.

[Anonymous No.50001089]

>>50001057
Wouldn't DXY going down pump oil more, since that would indicate money is flowing into energy commodities?

[Anonymous No.50001090]

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION AND MOVE YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT MARKET

[Anonymous No.50001093]

Wasn't the who going to rename monkey pee? What happened there?

[Anonymous No.50001095]

I may have either done the dumbest thing or the smartest thing of my life.

Ended up taking out that $15,000 loan and bought AMD with it just now. Figured the monthly payments I'm making on it were gonna go towards buying AMD anyways, so might as well have the lump sum instead of DCA'ing.

[Anonymous No.50001096]

Holy absolute fuck, there is ZERO volume. Jesus christ. Why don't they just close the stock market every summer if it's going to be this unbelievably dead?

[Anonymous No.50001106]

>>50001066
it was an unironic shitpost and here you are seething because your monkey brain can't take a shitpost. if a shitpost like that triggers you, this site must be torture for you

[Anonymous No.50001105]

>>50001066
Weak bait

[Anonymous No.50001117]

>>50001041
Possession or distribution. Honestly the best thing to do if you find yourself in that situation is to anhero to save yourself and your family the eternal shame.

[Anonymous No.50001121]

>>50001065
Real estate will be back on the menu the moment the Fed pivots, because there's still an underlying shortage of homes. Just because people have given up on finding a home because of increasing mortgage rates doesn't mean they won't need a place to live and won't try again next year with lower rates.

[Anonymous No.50001122]

09:30 AM
US
Dallas Fed Manufacturing Index JUN -17.7 -7.3 1

[Anonymous No.50001133]

>>50001117
What if you just delete it?

[Anonymous No.50001137]

>>50001121
how will they try again when they're homeless and jobless and no one will lend to them

[Anonymous No.50001142]

>>50001065
Shill the ticker secretly

L
I
K
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THIS

[Anonymous No.50001146]

>>50001089
Not if poor countries have to buy dollars to pay for oil. Either way everyone should suffer.

[Anonymous No.50001150]

SIGGA fuds.

Look at this shit. They are repeating the covid testing just like early 2020.

[Anonymous No.50001171]

snibs pls stop

[Anonymous No.50001177]

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN SIDEWAAAAAAAAAAAAYS NICE MARKET GOYS

[Anonymous No.50001180]

>>50001150
none of the people who still have any money (USAC chads) are pumping your bioshit bags

[Anonymous No.50001190]

>>50001090
sidewides is a direction, snip snip

[Anonymous No.50001194]

>>50001133
Idk, but ironically one of my old coworkers got V& a few days ago for uploading to a messaging app. Delete and destroy your hard drive and talk to a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.50001207]

permabulltards and permabeartards BOTH having troubles today?
how unfortunate

[Anonymous No.50001209]

>>50001180
They just won't listen to the USAC prophet. And that's good for us.

[Anonymous No.50001210]

>>50001150
yep - you can't get tested unless you're a gay man
it's spreading uncontrolled with zero testing
they did 1,000 tests in NYC and 20% came back positive
1,000.. that's it

[Anonymous No.50001211]

>>50001150
Her husband must be a closet faggot.

[Anonymous No.50001224]

>>50001096
Free money is over. Market is boring again.
Back to checking stocks once a month.

[Anonymous No.50001228]

>>50001211
jeez cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.50001231]

>>50001209
>>50001207
updated version

[Anonymous No.50001244]

>>50001231
congrats on your $50

[Anonymous No.50001245]

>double top on siga
kek siga baggies
what is siga anyway?

[Anonymous No.50001248]

>>50001244
>>50001231
>doesnt post $ amount
yeah definitely under 4 digit gain but congrats.

[Anonymous No.50001251]

>>50001245
More like cup and handle.

[Anonymous No.50001255]

>>50001244
>>50001248
you faggots come out of the woodwork every single time
i build it up then empty it so i'm not sucked into degenerate gambling like you retards

[Anonymous No.50001258]

Why arent there pics of people getting the pox?
This is why im not putting any money on SIGA

[Anonymous No.50001268]

>>50001090
give it 5 minutes or so

[Anonymous No.50001272]

>>50000870
Been crabbing around $25/26 for weeks. Details please lox yoda

[Anonymous No.50001276]

PE 1.1
EPS 17.5
If you're not buying X then you hate money.

[Anonymous No.50001282]

IBM bros.... how high are we going? I get nervous every time I look at the chart thinking these consistent gains are too good to be true

[Anonymous No.50001284]

>>50000993
SIGA tranny cope lol

[Anonymous No.50001287]

>>50001245
SIGA makes the antiviral tecovirimat, which is the best antiviral on the market for the treatment of smallpox and monkeypix
they already have massive, massive contracts with the US government and Canada locked in for years - they now are getting their first contracts in the EU and Asia region this past week
they are in talks with EU, South Korea, Taiwan, to name a few, to provide their smallpox / monkeypix antiviral stockpiles
all the other antivirals on the market, such as brincidofovir cause big problems in liver damage / organ damage, without really helping with monkeypix
SIGA's TPOXX tecovirimat is the gold standard. they also make a 50% net profit margin
they are currently in talks with the US government to expand manufacturing capacity

[Anonymous No.50001289]

>>50001255
so post the $ amount with % and shut us up then

[Anonymous No.50001307]

Crab days are the worst days. You can't predict price direction looking at DXY, 10YR, VIX, ESu2/NQu2, SPY, IWM, DJT, or AAPL unless you gamble at the daily High/Low

[Anonymous No.50001311]

>>50001276
Well actually sir or madam, I do hate money. More Money, More Problems

[Anonymous No.50001314]

>>50001289
no
:)
you just keep on dismissing me like you retards do every 3 months

[Anonymous No.50001319]

Jesus look at NRGU.

[Anonymous No.50001321]

>Russia defaulting
>SIGA collapsing
It was a fake & gay Russian ploy all along

[Anonymous No.50001324]

Is this bullish?? for EBS and CMRX

Male Infertility: Based on testicular toxicity in animal studies, TEMBEXA may irreversibly impair fertility in individuals of reproductive potential.

[Anonymous No.50001325]

>>50001000
Checked.

Even niggers hate niggers. Sorry delante

[Anonymous No.50001329]

UVXY is a stupid manipulated stock, fuck VIX.

[Anonymous No.50001331]

>>50001282
I would sell and rebuy at 138.70.
That's just from looking at the chart for 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.50001335]

>>50001231
Based USAC Chad helping the ones who listen. Keep up the gains fren.

[Anonymous No.50001336]

>>50001137
Relax, there's going to be a jobs and wage bull market over the next decade, due to demographics.

[Anonymous No.50001343]

>>50001276
X GON GIVE IT (margin call) TO YA

[Anonymous No.50001346]

>>50001000
>>50001063
>>50001325
poor jaquarius getting blown the fuck out

[Anonymous No.50001350]

>>50001146
Poor countries are buying their oil from Russia. I think DXY has peaked.

[Anonymous No.50001358]

Bloomberg always has some Asian qts on air

[Anonymous No.50001363]

This is the Bart before the crash

[Anonymous No.50001368]

>>50001194
Does he look like he has a chance to beat it?

[Anonymous No.50001371]

Fuck you basterd bich ASTR shill

[Anonymous No.50001372]

>>50001307
do you happen to have a latest abby in turbo khazar baby mode?

[Anonymous No.50001384]

which one of you faggots reported me for getposting? scarlet mommy is an /smg/ tradition

[Anonymous No.50001392]

PGNY as more of picrelated keeps happening. Roe v wade could be bullish for it too.

[Anonymous No.50001399]

They linked up.

[Anonymous No.50001415]

How badly is the German economy going to get raped this winter?
Also, how many of you lived through Black Friday on /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50001421]

Has anyone noticed SOXL is trading more like the commodity ETFs than tech ETFs?

[Anonymous No.50001430]

>>50001421
SOXL is a neon gas derivative.

[Anonymous No.50001433]

Short SIGA you fucking retards. Cases have stopped growing exponentially and they're losing contracts to CMRX anyway.

[Anonymous No.50001444]

>>50001430
For a while it wasn't trading like it though.

[Anonymous No.50001454]

Hope none of you dumped your oil at the bottom on this obvious shakeout the past 2 weeks.
If you did - it's not too late to buy back in.

[Anonymous No.50001459]

>>50001272
it has a drug for an orphan disease which will end up costing quite a bit per dose for treatment (i've read 80-100k). it hit 75 prior to FDA approval and dropped because it got a request for more info. few months later it got FDA approvals in US EU and JAP now we're just waiting for revenue's to start streaming in. They already are above their patient quote, have lots of cash and most shares are locked up in institutions. easy 150+ imo, i'm holding for 1-2 years. They have more drugs in the pipeline too.

[Anonymous No.50001462]

>>50001433
I think I'll just stick to my plan of ignoring it.
It has worked out really well for me so far.

[Anonymous No.50001474]

>>50001444
Nice trips.

It will now though, since fabs are getting close to running out of their neon supplies and are trying to find more.

[Anonymous No.50001476]

What’s happening?

[Anonymous No.50001478]

>>50001433
>Cases have stopped growing exponentially

Testing is inadequate right now, so it is not clear where the cases are, but likely a good deal worse than it is. Doesn't mean it wont continue to be considered a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.50001481]

What the fuck is going on. Are we going up or down?

[Anonymous No.50001485]

>>50001454
Oil is uncertain. David Hunter called the top and says it's going to crash hard.

[Anonymous No.50001495]

>>50001485
>David Hunter
lol

[Anonymous No.50001502]

>>50001485
David Hunter

[Anonymous No.50001505]

>>50001476
I'm making a little money now.

[Anonymous No.50001508]

I hate this market. I’ve lost 3k because it just won’t go the fuck down

[Anonymous No.50001509]

Who bought that biotech dipperino?

[Anonymous No.50001517]

>>50001476
nothing

[Anonymous No.50001523]

>>50001495
>>50001502
Laugh all you want. He was right.

[Anonymous No.50001525]

My AMD doin' a lil sum

[Anonymous No.50001526]

>>50001485
It's funny though, because when oil and commodities crash in a recession, so does the market. So he's basically saying the market will crash too (which is not what he's saying).
For there to be le meltup, commodities will have to do much much higher.
>>50001474
That makes sense actually. Is that bullish for semis?

[Anonymous No.50001530]

vix is forming a cup watch it bottom at 27.25

[Anonymous No.50001533]

>he fell for the fake and gay pump

kwab

[Anonymous No.50001535]

>>50001433
>Cases have stopped growing exponentially
No. Cases are not reported on the weekend.
>they're losing contracts to CMRX anyway.
They already have massive multi-year contracts with Canada numbnuts. Canada sees the situation as so bad that they are adding additional stockpile to their SIGA stockpile.
CMRX = liver damage, testicular damage, does not work on monkeypix
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(22)00228-6/fulltext
>data suggest brincidofovir has poor efficacy
>All three patients developed elevated alanine transaminase
>It is also important to note that all three patients developed deranged liver enzymes (a recognised side effect18) during treatment, resulting in precautionary decisions to curtail courses of treatment.
their livers got so fucked up that they literally decided to stop treatment with it
CMRX makes brincidofovir
you do NOT want to be invested in their shit antiviral

[Anonymous No.50001536]

>>50001505
Heartwarming and adorable Z Moment

[Anonymous No.50001542]

>>50001481
crab until 3 PM
then pump, closing the day green by a tiny amount

[Anonymous No.50001549]

When is the GDPNow release?

[Anonymous No.50001550]

>>50001276
She’s so cute. I want her to bounce up and down on my penoose until I coom

[Anonymous No.50001555]

SOXL doesnt care for your crab

[Anonymous No.50001568]

>>50001526
Whoa, what’s this about a meltup?

[Anonymous No.50001572]

>>50001481
Embrace the way of the crab, anon. We all lose.

[Anonymous No.50001577]

>>50001523
he also calls for $30 next year. how?

[Anonymous No.50001581]

>>50001319
Imagine being that guy with high 6 figures in it. What a fucking month.

[Anonymous No.50001587]

>INTC!

[Anonymous No.50001588]

LONG VIX

THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

[Anonymous No.50001590]

>>50001535
You actually think SIGA will be over $14 or so by end of July? I think best case it hits $13 again.

[Anonymous No.50001595]

>>50001481
Down

way down.

[Anonymous No.50001597]

>>50001535
I don't like how these companies are trading with the NASDAQ. it means it crash hard with it in the coming months...

[Anonymous No.50001600]

>>50001550
I want a cute Japanese waifu that makes ramen from scratch.

[Anonymous No.50001609]

SQQQ not printing

[Anonymous No.50001616]

>>50001526

[Anonymous No.50001621]

>>50000900
loil

[Anonymous No.50001633]

>>50001590
yes, by the end of july there will be either
>the situation will have gotten so bad the WHO has reconvened and declared PHEIC
>there will be more contracts announced for national stockpiles (Korea wants 5 million courses apparently)
>SIGA will announce partnering with the US gov't to increase manufacturing
all 3 may end up happening
my price target is still $30 by december

[Anonymous No.50001635]

>>50001621
I sold my oil at the top and I meant to buy in on friday and didnt. meh.

[Anonymous No.50001638]

>>50001526
>Is that bullish for semis?
>le semi run out of gas
>supply goes down
>gpu crunch era 2016-2022 repeats itself
>but this time also for cpus
>cards and chips start to go for upwards of $10,000 each this time
>record profits from amd, nvda, intel, etc etc
>bitcoin hits 100,000
>be 2030
>"omg bitcoin just 'cRaShEd' back down to 300,000 can you believe it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we're gonna get liquidated!! nuuuuuuuuu
yea im thinkin semis are pretty bullish at the moment

[Anonymous No.50001642]

MU reports earnings the 30th

[Anonymous No.50001645]

>>50001523
Wasn't he one of those complete clowns calling for $30 oil last fall along with Cathy?

[Anonymous No.50001647]

TEST

[Anonymous No.50001650]

>>50001621
>he sold?

[Anonymous No.50001657]

>>50001642
Cloud has been expanding, but consumer memory is in the toilet.
We will see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.50001658]

>>50001616
So then he legitimately thinks this isn't a recession where commodities pump, and just some temporary dip lol.
>>50001638
Nice

[Anonymous No.50001671]

>>50001526
Exactly, all you're hearing right now is the decline in Crude being positive, even though it prefaced both the waterfall selloffs in 2000 and 20008. Weird times.

[Anonymous No.50001672]

Holy shit. Someone stop the market from going up. I’m getting ruined over here.

[Anonymous No.50001675]

>>50000948
Tell me more. I'm actually balls deep in uranium but just on the Australian market. What should I be looking at to see if my uranium will pump?

[Anonymous No.50001678]

>>50001645
I don't know about that. He called the top of oil a month ago though, and he was right. He thinks oil will be in the 30s next year.

[Anonymous No.50001700]

>>50001635
Crude or companies? Both are still relatively cheap. ffs look at GUSH and NRGU.

[Anonymous No.50001705]

>>50000900
>>50000911
>>50000944
>>50000966
>>50000977
>>50000999
>>50001033
>>50001066
>>50001122
>>50001211
>>50001244
>>50001255
>>50001444
>>50001533
>>50001555
>>50001577
>>50001588
>>50001600

Checked and blessed

[Anonymous No.50001715]

>>50001700
XLE. I had a ton of NRGU last week and chickened out. like 100k worth. :X

[Anonymous No.50001732]

>>50001577
I dunno. I just read his twatter. It's not like I swap spit in the shower with the guy.

[Anonymous No.50001737]

>>50000900
Strategic reserves depleted already?

[Anonymous No.50001748]

>>50001737
see >>50001658

[Anonymous No.50001753]

>>50001597
>imagine having a channel that names the Nose
https://youtu.be/b14oax5vZsA?t=2004

[Anonymous No.50001760]

Im thinking we are the fuck that was

[Anonymous No.50001763]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.50001785]

>>50001678
>He thinks oil will be in the 30s next year.
Well good luck with that. If you seriously belief this, you're probably some brainless tech retard that knows nothing about the details of the oil industry or the background of the decade long buildup to this current shortage.
And that's fine, but please stop sharing your opinions on topics you know nothing about. Even worse, you're sharing opinions of others who know absolutely nothing, as if those opinions carry any weight at all.

[Anonymous No.50001794]

>>50001658
He thinks there is going to be a massive melt up followed by a massive crash then a horrific recession.

[Anonymous No.50001795]

>>50001672
MeltUp™ has commenced. You did buy spy calls, right?
>>50001753
>shilling his shit yt channel
OFF TOPIC!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50001796]

oil about to crab down lmao, lmfao also

[Anonymous No.50001806]

why doesn't Joe Biden just make recessions and high inflation illegal

[Anonymous No.50001807]

>>50001794
Right, but that would also imply commodities have a melt up too.

[Anonymous No.50001818]

>>50001795
yikes

[Anonymous No.50001820]

would now be a good time to buy and write deep itm calls with like 30-90 dte?

[Anonymous No.50001832]

this pic makes some of you seethe

[Anonymous No.50001836]

Mumutards balls are now my coin purse.
https://youtu.be/5LACYrvV6uU

[Anonymous No.50001847]

>natural gas pumping
My time has come.

[Anonymous No.50001864]

Imagine doubting USAC anon

[Anonymous No.50001869]

>>50001832
i used to think guacamole was a cringe normie meme but its actually pretty good on sandwiches

[Anonymous No.50001897]

>>50001869
turkey swiss avocado sandwich is unbeatable. I will fight anyone who disagrees.

[Anonymous No.50001914]

>>50001753
>With everyone screaming inflation, the U.S. Treasuries are telling us inflation is not happening
lol

[Anonymous No.50001913]

Biden fighting inflation by spending more.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/g7-unveils-600-billion-global-infrastructure-plan-counter-chinas-belt-and-road

[Anonymous No.50001920]

>>50001832
>>50001869
Are you guys over 40? Not flaming (You), but y'know, just curious.

[Anonymous No.50001923]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.50001930]

>>50001832
Seethe because that is like a regular fresh avocado, but overpriced and with extra microplastics?

[Anonymous No.50001934]

SIGA sissies I think it’s over :/

[Anonymous No.50001941]

>>50001081
Well what was it retard? Did you find out your girl is cheating on you?

[Anonymous No.50001947]

LONG VIX

>>50001820
>buy and write
No

[Anonymous No.50001948]

>>50001897
Boar's Head Buffalo Chicken is better than turkey in every conceivable way.

[Anonymous No.50001955]

>>50001832
>bulk deals
Why would I be mad?

[Anonymous No.50001964]

>>50001920
Needs a Biden did this sticker.

[Anonymous No.50001967]

>>50001920
im 33. what, do you not like avocado?
>>50001930
yes, just like that. I prefer it this way because if you buy avocados in bulk then you inevitably waste them. schrodingers avocado and all.
>>50001948
sure, overall not much difference on the sandwich though.
>>50001955
just check out this guy >50001930

[Anonymous No.50001973]

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50001977]

>>50001807
Argue with him about it.
I'm just relaying what he said.

[Anonymous No.50001997]

>>50001967
>what, do you not like avocado?
Yea actually. I don't really like it. I mean it's ok in sushi and stuff but like, ew.

[Anonymous No.50002001]

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.50002019]

Didn't some retard last night have a screenshot of his 10k worth of $15 siga calls he bought friday? RIP

[Anonymous No.50002021]

>>50001997
you probably don't like mushrooms or different types of cheeses either then do you? just curious.

[Anonymous No.50002026]

>Cramer
>use the military to forcefully vaccinate everyone
>Cramer
>bro just hack the Russian missiles so they miss

[Anonymous No.50002029]

In spring 2020 the whole world was locked down and prevented from driving/flying, remote work popularized, vacation plans cancelled, stores closed, everyone was panicking, and on top of all that OPEC had just announced a price war with full speed production into that depressed market.
Even with all of those factors, oil could still only be pushed below $30 for 6 weeks.

I really wonder what's going through peoples' heads when they write these predictions.

[Anonymous No.50002031]

What the fuck are these retards doing now? If the G7 countries aren't buying Russian oil, why the fuck would they need to put a price cap on it? Am I missing something
>G7 Set To Impose "Price Caps" On Russian Oil; Unclear What This Actually Does
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/g7-set-impose-price-caps-russian-oil-unclear-what-actually-achieves

[Anonymous No.50002032]

Bros...

[Anonymous No.50002033]

SIGA trannies are doomed. Literally just cut your losses before it goes back to $8.

[Anonymous No.50002036]

aapl carrying the market again

[Anonymous No.50002045]

>>50002029
>I really wonder what's going through peoples' heads when they write these predictions.
>this is your brain on bidenomics

[Anonymous No.50002053]

>>50002033
SIRS stop redeem you mother sucka

[Anonymous No.50002054]

WHAT THE FUCK WASN'T THAT

[Anonymous No.50002056]

>>50002021
You're right. I'm impressed by your knowledge anon. I'm good if the cheese is bold though like gouda or sharp cheddar.

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[Anonymous No.50002067]

>>50002031

Rashka should pay others to take their shitty oil

[Anonymous No.50002087]

Lunchtime reversal lets goooooo

Ride it up till 2pm

[Anonymous No.50002094]

>>50002056
yeah exactly what I thought. its the 'umami' flavor profile that some people just can't appreciate.

[Anonymous No.50002095]

A wave of green days is coming bros

[Anonymous No.50002098]

Bobros I don't feel so good.
Strong green close last week into a green Monday... my puts are kaput

[Anonymous No.50002108]

>That shitter AMD is leading my portfolio today

[Anonymous No.50002129]

>>50002094
Ah, I see. Most of the umami dishes I make are made as noodles or soups most of the time. Just seems better that way. Garlic & tomato soup with ramen and msg in lieu of salt to flavor is pgud.

[Anonymous No.50002145]

That poomp was not for you mumutard.
https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8

[Anonymous No.50002146]

DIE BOBO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50002158]

>>50001864
they will learn

[Anonymous No.50002186]

im going to need Freeport-McMoRan up a few more bucks asap. this is non-negotiable.

[Anonymous No.50002189]

Is SIGA being manipulated?

[Anonymous No.50002201]

>>50002146
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.50002204]

Is Baselode the most Chad uranium explorer?

[Anonymous No.50002207]

>>50002189
>buy stupid shit in idiotic swing for the fences
>lose money
>bitch about manipulated market
every
single
time

[Anonymous No.50002210]

>>50002146
Yeah, Im thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.50002213]

There is a sizeable dip on BKKT.

[Anonymous No.50002219]

Aren't we just gonna crab today until gdp drops tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50002235]

>>50002094
Just say savoury, we already had a word for that concept in English. "Umami" is a marketing punch-up word.

[Anonymous No.50002241]

gay sex sisters, emergency meeting in discord

[Anonymous No.50002250]

>>50002189
nah idiots are selling because they believe the WHo instead of watching cases rise and rise

[Anonymous No.50002254]

Bizbros whats the best cheese mixtures for grilled cheese sandwich?

[Anonymous No.50002255]

>>50002219
I should substract inflation from any GDP report, right? Just asking in case I'm fucking retarted

[Anonymous No.50002258]

Last night I told you niggers that SIGA would retrace in the short term. If you still believe in it, then buy le dip and fill the gap.
However it could still be a rough week due to announcements

[Anonymous No.50002262]

SQQQommandos…?

[Anonymous No.50002269]

>>50002207
SIGA going to $100

[Anonymous No.50002270]

>>50002254
American
Munster
Provolone

[Anonymous No.50002273]

>>50002254
American and Velveeta.

[Anonymous No.50002274]

>>50002254
Cheez Whiz, Mozzarella, and one packet of mac and cheese powder.

[Anonymous No.50002279]

how are the DWAC sisters holding up?

[Anonymous No.50002280]

>>50002258
>if you still believe in it
hitch your future to this team

[Anonymous No.50002283]

>>50002255
Nah, Atlanta Fed reports real numbers that are already adjusted for inflation.

Shit, imagine if they didn't. -1.6% in the first quarter would be a nearly 10% drop in real terms.

[Anonymous No.50002285]

>>50001000
checked

ps. I'm not white. hate niggers. in fact I don't even think whites can hate niggers if you never had to truly be around them. You just hate the stories and the myths of them. you don't really know them.

me. I understand them better than anyone else. even better than they understand themselves.

[Anonymous No.50002293]

>>50002254
for me, its the classic sharp cheddar, Monterey Jack, and Colby

[Anonymous No.50002304]

Show yourself, ASTRshill
I just want to talk

[Anonymous No.50002312]

Why the fuck are we green

[Anonymous No.50002313]

Everything looks overbought

[Anonymous No.50002316]

>>50002279
no matter what is going on in my life, i can always think about the fact that the CLFtranny will never, ever, ever make it, and i smile

[Anonymous No.50002320]

>>50001920
24 but I think I didn't like guacamole because I always thought the avacado toast thing was stupid
why wouldn't you just put butter or cream cheese on it?
but a few weeks ago I had some left over from chips and I decided to put it on a ham sandwich
gotta say
pretty good
and janny, this isnt off-topic, because the green of the guacamole and the red of the tapatio on my sandwich are technical indicators for today's crab market

[Anonymous No.50002324]

>>50002312
Because Monkey are gays

[Anonymous No.50002325]

>>50002313
pussy

[Anonymous No.50002326]

>>50002280
I dont look at fundamentals. A shitty ceo is actually more bullish because he will take advantage of marketing schemes to pump and dump which means a quicker entry and exit.
Typically I trade on macro and trend (eg swinging for the fences). I have CMRX for example, and I am comfortable holding it.

[Anonymous No.50002333]

>>50002285
>is a nigger
>hates niggers
Clarence?
>>50002312
Melt-up (bear rally)
Probably best to just sit on your hands

[Anonymous No.50002334]

Crabchads, will we ever stop winning?

[Anonymous No.50002347]

>>50002326
shitty ceos also make great shorts for the reasons you said, it's a win-win for traders

[Anonymous No.50002356]

>>50002270
Correct answer.

[Anonymous No.50002363]

>>50002255
Doesn't even matter. Soon as it shows negative its all recession news everywhere.

[Anonymous No.50002372]

>>50002312
Because we decided to back our fiat currency with social, economic, and military power.
It's all a big face game.

[Anonymous No.50002371]

>>50002285
I coomed

[Anonymous No.50002374]

>>50002219
We already got a preview today:
https://www.dallasfed.org/research/surveys/tmos/2022/2206.aspx

[Anonymous No.50002387]

>>50002372
every country does that, so tired of these sub 90 IQ /pol/ takes

[Anonymous No.50002388]

>>50002372
Forgot to say "instead of precious metals".

[Anonymous No.50002397]

I'm beginning to think these 3x etf's are designed to take your money.

[Anonymous No.50002399]

why is 4chan eating my fucking posts again?

[Anonymous No.50002408]

>>50002387
>it's true so you must be sub 90 IQ

[Anonymous No.50002413]

holy shit he last hold of the dead cat bounce before the slide down, easiest put money

[Anonymous No.50002430]

>>50002235
savory is a different flavor type though. steak is savory but not quite umami.

[Anonymous No.50002432]

>>50002374
The USA doesn't manufacture anything so a worsening outlook isn't really that much of an issue.
The US economy is internet bits and bytes and online advertising.

[Anonymous No.50002443]

>>50002432
and nukes

[Anonymous No.50002451]

post your losses SIGA's I know you have them

[Anonymous No.50002456]

>>50002443
That also.
And business outlook for nukes is always good...

[Anonymous No.50002468]

>>50002443
We don't make those either although there is a cottage "industry" around trying to maintain and verify the existing arsenal still works without detonating them.

[Anonymous No.50002476]

>>50002399

The AI will automatically eat posts that are too based

[Anonymous No.50002490]

>>50002476
I can believe that.

[Anonymous No.50002492]

>>50002432
>USA doesn't manufacture anything
We manufacture everything military and quite a bit of oil stuff. It's really all the retail wagies who are going to get btfo though. I'm hoping for occupy Wallstreet 2.0 with trannies.

[Anonymous No.50002495]

who listened to chadley michaels here and bought the LABU dip?

[Anonymous No.50002503]

>>50002451
We don't see eye to eye often Mr Bobo sir but this time I stand with you. Please take everything the SIGAnons have so we never have to hear from them ever again

[Anonymous No.50002513]

>>50002468
>nuke
>service and maintenance
>economy

[Anonymous No.50002520]

>>50002430
What food best encompasses umami?

[Anonymous No.50002522]

>>50002451
I considered buying it but it had already spiked so I didn't fomo in like a retard.

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.50002523]

MUMU
ARE YOU WATCHING THE VIX?!

HAHAHAHAHAH
-LOVE BOBO

[Anonymous No.50002528]

being in the green makes me horny

[Anonymous No.50002532]

PLEASE MR SNIBS STOP I BEG YOU OH GOD PLEASE STOP

[Anonymous No.50002539]

>>50002520
msg

[Anonymous No.50002541]

I think i shorted the dollar too much bros....

Japan please pump the yen

[Anonymous No.50002542]

>>50002513
Its more than is done in most "sectors" in the US now.

[Anonymous No.50002545]

>>50002523
It's near daily lows

[Anonymous No.50002570]

>>50002492
>We manufacture everything military
I know yes.
But this is industry complex that is perpetual without too much fluctuation and supported entirely by perpetual constant budgets of new debt issuance.
So it's numerical value in every metric is like... well... 1 (one) all of the time.
Like breathing air. Gets barely any mention anywhere.
>I'm hoping for occupy Wallstreet 2.0 with trannies.
Wouldn't that be funny.
[REDACTED] [REDACTED] are pretty good at hysterical streaming but I have my doubts that they can put their [REDACTED] [REDACTED - which they are obviously plagues with - to actual good use in something like "occupy WS 2.0"
Instead they will only come out of the woodworks for dead [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
Pretty tiresome tbqh.

ps: [REDACTED] AI eat that

[Anonymous No.50002577]

>>50002520
I group it with avocado / mushrooms / swiss cheese types / sour cream / eggs. all stuff that is subtle, creamy, and typically just needs some salt to flavor it.

[Anonymous No.50002589]

>>50002313
>negative canthal tilt
Ew

[Anonymous No.50002599]

BUDDY LOOK AT AEROCLEAN

[Anonymous No.50002629]

>>50000000

[Anonymous No.50002661]

>>50002545
>he doesn't realize it's right in front of his face

[Anonymous No.50002723]

>>50002661
TELL MEEE

[Anonymous No.50002728]

>>50002629
>shilled a biopharma
>shilled a biopharma that's registered as an ADR
>based in the nordiclands with consistent negative earnings
yea it's gonna be a no from me man

[Anonymous No.50002738]

>>50002728
>he doesnt just sperg out and buy everything shilled on smg

[Anonymous No.50002757]

>>50002451

[Anonymous No.50002771]

Pretty slow

[Anonymous No.50002779]

Webull fees are outrageous im closing my acct fuck those kikes

[Anonymous No.50002781]

>>50002738
haha y-yea you too...
*looks at SOXL and AMD pile

[Anonymous No.50002789]

>>50002451
I just slurped it. I don't think the gay sex is over

[Anonymous No.50002803]

when are we opening an /smg/ fund

[Anonymous No.50002805]

>>50001000
I hope you die for being brown. Whenever you end up dying, you are definitely going to hell for not being white

[Anonymous No.50002807]

>>50002723
CUP FORMING FOR THE VIX

[Anonymous No.50002820]

>>50002803
There was a /smg/ tracker. It did worse than ARKK.

[Anonymous No.50002857]

holy shit /smg/ is so slow today
the jannies killed it

[Anonymous No.50002860]

>>50002820
To be fair Cathie is the best investor of the modern era

[Anonymous No.50002874]

>>50002860
isn't BRK outperforming ARKK now?

[Anonymous No.50002878]

>>50002857
It wasn't the jannies. It was me. All me.

[Anonymous No.50002881]

>>50002807
what VIX representation are you watching?
the "mathematical" VIX from CBOE or some other representation?

[Anonymous No.50002896]

>>50002892

>>50002892

>>50002892

[Anonymous No.50002897]

>>50002857
>/smg/ volatility coming down

[Anonymous No.50002899]

>>50002857
What did they do today?
t. Banned two days ago for (you) in /pol/ poster

[Anonymous No.50002909]

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[Anonymous No.50002940]

>>50002909
Kk

[Anonymous No.50002975]

>>50002881
vix ticker vix

[Anonymous No.50003053]

>>50002975
so the mathematical cboe one. ok

[Anonymous No.50003158]

>>50002807
Are you trying to trade patterns on the VIX???

[Anonymous No.50003218]

>>50002909
kek