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Anonymous Mon Jun 27 12:54:54 2022 No.49999217 [Reply] [Original]

you did remember to send the HR roastie a bouquet of flowers... didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 12:55:48 2022 No.49999228 >>49999217 clever lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 12:57:43 2022 No.49999256 >>49999228 Must be good-looking or he would be fired and getting interrogated by the police.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 12:59:35 2022 No.49999294 >>49999217 I'm gonna try this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:02:16 2022 No.49999327 File: 22 KB, 512x512, 1655415030092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49999217 >flowers looks like fucking wheat and barley

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:04:10 2022 No.49999365 >>49999217 Kissing ass works with women, go figure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:08:10 2022 No.49999428 >>49999327 it's a nice practical gift, she can mill it then get in the kitchen and bake a fucking loaf of bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:08:56 2022 No.49999443 File: 56 KB, 657x527, 1631218431805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >doesn't leave a filled condom at her desk >nggh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:11:34 2022 No.49999489 >>49999217 i hate hr so much i hate women even more

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:15:15 2022 No.49999552 >>49999489 and what is the evaluation of an hr lady? 1. hate = hr + lady 2. hate = hr * lady 3. hate = hr ** lady

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:20:18 2022 No.49999632 >>49999552 hr only exists because of women my hatred of hr is just a subsection of my hatred of women

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:22:30 2022 No.49999680 He probably didn't get the job. And he was probably good looking otherwise he'd be in jail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:22:49 2022 No.49999689 >>49999327 Looks nicer than flowers tbqh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:44:29 2022 No.50000274 >>49999327 wheat's expensive these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:45:45 2022 No.50000292 >>49999428 KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:47:19 2022 No.50000323 >>49999428 I kekked

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:49:38 2022 No.50000378

>>49999680
>"Hey Anon, thanks for the wonderful talk the other day, we really enjoyed it. Oh and thanks for the flowers and snacks too, so considerate, we ate them all in an hour haha!"
>"So anyway, I'm sorry to info-"
I've gotten so many rejections at this point that I hang up the phone before they finish their sentence. Is this a bad move?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:52:00 2022 No.50000424 File: 30 KB, 128x128, 02B60930-9A7E-4578-B043-BCEB8DF235D4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49999428 top jej

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:55:15 2022 No.50000485

>>50000378
>I hang up the phone before they finish their sentence
>Is this a bad move?
Yes, you blackpilled faggot. Here's why. You need to ask them what you can do to make yourself the type of person that would be employable in that position. I got an awesome position after being rejected by a company, asking the above question, being told what qualifications I would need for that job, then going out and getting them, and reaching back out to the company a year later. They were happy to hire me, and I've been on an upward trajectory within that company ever since.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:03:18 2022 No.50000628 >>49999327 >looks like fucking wheat and barley Yeah, should have picked red roses lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:12:13 2022 No.50000769 >>50000485 HR goon detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:21:36 2022 No.50000934 >>50000485 You nigger, they will never tell you the real reason. They are not going to risk a lawsuit. >sorry, but you are ugly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:21:39 2022 No.50000937 File: 275 KB, 530x678, 1647947932253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50000769 Not even tangentially related to an HR position. Job security all throughout covid. No vax. Sneed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:26:27 2022 No.50001022 >>49999217 I would be called a creep if I did this :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:28:13 2022 No.50001059 >>49999217 Good morning from Kazakhstan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:30:04 2022 No.50001097 >>50000485 >and reaching back out to the company a year later If they told you fuck off why crawl back to the teat? Fucking wageslave

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:30:09 2022 No.50001099

>>50000934
Alright, I'll play ball. From the perspective of an employee who simply wants a well paying position, who cares if they hire you based on your looks, based on their fear of a lawsuit, or based on something else?

No matter how much you want the world to be ideologically driven by merit, it will never be that way 100%. Better to learn how to operate successfully within it while still staying true to your own morals. That's why it's better to learn from rejection rather than burn bridges.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:32:59 2022 No.50001151 File: 171 KB, 1160x2048, IMG_0668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50000937 >Job security all throughout covid Thank you for your service

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:33:55 2022 No.50001167 >>50000378 guess who will definitely not get called back if another similar position opens, retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:51:01 2022 No.50001431 >>50000378 Great move. They are not worth your time. Next you need to start stalking them to remind her how she fucked up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 14:57:02 2022 No.50001546 >>49999489 It’s unreal how much I hate women

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 15:03:45 2022 No.50001679 Lol that's pampus grass. A plant that you put in your front garden if you are a swinger / host swinger parties. I think the candidate was suggesting something a little more than a job contract.

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:39:59 2022 No.50003250

>>49999327
it's perfect for hr roasties. they're dried plants, meaning no watering and no chance for the roastie to kill them again. growing up, my mother made a shit ton of dried floral arrangements that were in picture frames all over the house. father also liked dried bugs/butterflies mounted.
>just midwest things

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:40:52 2022 No.50003267 >>49999217 wtf is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:42:36 2022 No.50003300 >>50003250 I see it as a metaphor >These flowers are dead and dried up >Your uterus is dead and dried up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:46:34 2022 No.50003358 File: 29 KB, 374x454, 1655586249979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49999428 Based Beyond Belief

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:46:54 2022 No.50003364 File: 213 KB, 1222x681, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50003300 dried floral arrangements have been around for centuries. i think it's more about the form rather than the actual species/color

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:51:16 2022 No.50003437 >>50000485 peak slavecuck post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:52:27 2022 No.50003459 >>50003364 it can be both. All single women co-workers who put everything into work. I'll buy them a dried up dried up floral arrangement as a slight at their infertility in their 40s.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:52:28 2022 No.50003461 >>49999217 >Eww Stacey, that creepy guy who applied for the IT role just sent me flowers. What a loser!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:53:13 2022 No.50003476 >>49999217 I'm guessing this is the zoomer version of a firm handshake. God damn faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 17:09:48 2022 No.50003781 >>49999428 >"modern" "woman" with a degree >knowing how to cook

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 17:12:53 2022 No.50003845 >>49999217 He still didn't get the job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 17:24:24 2022 No.50004095 >>50000378 >So anyway, I'm sorry to inform you that you won't be able to start working until next month since IT needs some time to set up your computer, is that all right with you? And congrats on the job!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 17:24:58 2022 No.50004102 >>49999327 giving someone wheat at the top, lol also isn't this a micro aggression and sexual harassment nowadays

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 17:30:46 2022 No.50004203 >>50000485 What ever dignity you had left, burned to ashes when you went crawling back, begging like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 17:50:48 2022 No.50004612 >>50003437 >>50004203 >ignorance is dignity lol, lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 19:16:24 2022 No.50006301 >>50000485 Ignore this shit and improve grip strength so you get a firmer handshake. When a boomer talks about firm handshake he means bone-crushing, that's why most younger millenial's don't get this advice and think it's a meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 19:19:03 2022 No.50006341 >>50004102 Only if the candidate was a non chad, if Chad or a woman then it’s fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 20:57:43 2022 No.50008244 >>50000378 Do hr roasties really like eating flowers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 21:54:31 2022 No.50009290 >>50000485 >sorry we're looking for a trans person to fill esg quota >cuts off dick >you're hired

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 21:57:42 2022 No.50009341 >>50004095 >so anyway, I'm sorry to inform you so late in the evening but I just couldn't wait to give you the good news

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 22:03:55 2022 No.50009453 >>50003250 As she carried them to her office, she had a trail of floating debris behind her .

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 22:08:42 2022 No.50009537 >>50001151 At least I build stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 22:10:47 2022 No.50009568 >>49999327 It's an inflation dog whistle >a measure of wheat for a penny >three measures of barley for a penny >but damage not the oil and the wine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 23:22:12 2022 No.50010681 File: 62 KB, 570x575, 6y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50000378 >"So anyway, I'm sorry to info-" Sie vill hire me and Sie ville be happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 23:37:01 2022 No.50010920 >>49999217 Of course >he doesnt apply to jobs as a way to hook up with hr roasties

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 23:42:04 2022 No.50011001 >>49999489 This >>49999632 This >>49999680 This >>50001151 Holy shit, I'd kill myself LMFAO >>50003300 Kekd

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 23:46:09 2022 No.50011079

>>49999217
No actually I just imagined fucking her while waiting for the process to complete. I never even saw a picture of the bitch I just edged hard to the sound of her voice and what I imagined her as. She ended up vouching for me and landing me the job on the upper end of the price spectrum. Guess the astral attraction shit does work after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 00:05:54 2022 No.50011424 >>50004095 no one would ever say that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 00:07:50 2022 No.50011463 >>50001099 this. these fags would hire white male incels if they were an hr roastie equivalent regardless of merit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 00:54:45 2022 No.50012124 >>50000485 Fucking kek, this nigger begged to find out why he was hired instead of just reading the job posting? THEN he went crawling back after doing as told? AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA, just lie on your resume you fucking retard

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