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OH NO NO NO ANOTHER CHAINLINK FAIL!!!!!!

ANOTHER WEEK ANOTHER CHAINLINK EXPLOIT FAILURE LMAO

WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME?????
THE EURO IS DEPEGGING BECAUSE OF CHAINLINK HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

CHRISTINE LAGARDE ON SUICIDE WATCH BECAUSE OF SIRGAY'S FAT FINGER STOPPING THE ORACLES ON THE WEEKEND BECAUSE HE'S TOO LAZY TO MANUALLY UPDATE THE ORACLE ON SUNDAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

OOPS EUROPEAN FAMINE QUEUES INCOMING BECAUSE SIRGAY TANKED THE EU ECONOMY
PROBABLY A PUTIN SANCTIONED OPERATION!!!!! VERY DANGEROUS FOR GLOBAL ECONOMY

THANKFULY ONLY LOSER CURRENCIES LIKE THE EURO USE CHAINLINK
THE FED WOULD NEVER USE CHAINLINK ORACLES FOR THE DOLLARS ONLY API3 OR BAND AND THIS IS WHY YOU CANT TRUST STINKIES

EMBARRASSING!!!!

>> No.49988691

>>49988669
lol

>> No.49988760

lol...lmao even

>> No.49989234

linkies really losing their minds over the token's awful performance

hold strong linkies :)

>> No.49989323

>>49988669
>>49988691
>>49988760
>>49989234
Never selling

>> No.49989360

>>49989234
I wonder what the Link cult's cope will be when it goes under a dollar?

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>>49988669
>>49988669
i made a post comparing link to xrp and i was banned. twice now. i think jannies have this coin. no way anyone willingly shills this midwit boomer coin. yes i don’t care if jannies ban me a third fucking time in a row. chainlink is FUCKING SHIT GO AHEAD JANNIES BAN ME AS YOUR INVESTMENT CRASHES TO $0.10

>> No.49989413

Kek I just bought another 250 Link and am comfy af but keep seething, lads. Those rupees must be stacking up lol

>> No.49989486

>>49988669
Starting to sounds desperate there simeon

>> No.49990026

>>49989486
Agreed. These light bulb head looking ass Bulgarians are shitting up the board again with LINK fud

>> No.49990639

>>49988669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8DNStF3TE

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>>49988669
didn't read

>> No.49991638

>>49988669
How is Chainlink related to this?

>> No.49991658

>>49991638
well it's supposed to be a joke thread pretending chainlink failed when it was in fact a failure from not using chainlink

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>>49989323
>Never s-ACK!

>> No.49991735

Chainlink is finished and so am I for believing in it. I’m going through a divorce right now because I invested in this shitty coin. I thought this meme would make me rich

>> No.49991782

this thread gets the delphi seal of approval for hilarious and ironic

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>>49988669
>CHAINLINK EXPLOIT

Again? Wasn't the last one like only a week ago?Holy fuck...

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this is getting embarrassing. first, this fat fuck scams gullible biztards and now makes a sale on eur

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Damn just saw a news report Chainlink fucked up bad it’s true

>> No.49992092

>>49991638
It isn't. Threads like this are meant to attract fud bots and anti-Link cultists. They are not very effective though if you ask me. Pretending like high profile LINK hires were actually joining the likes of ADA etc worked better imo and really shone a spotlight on the unfair amount of negative attention and scrutiny LINK is under constantly.